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Metakazam
August 30th, 2007, 07:25 PM
Ok in this game you are going to try and do the impossible Kill that blasted Uberchu though there are a few rules

RULES
NO POKEMON
NO GUNS
NO IMPOSSIBLE HAPPENINGS(EXAMPLE:I SHOT A BEAM OF LIGHT FROM MY EYES)



Pretty simple right well lets get started

Uberchu is in Toys R Us shopping for a perfect Pikachu toy

Health 100%

Also PM me if you would like to help narrarate the process.

Clemeh
August 31st, 2007, 11:26 AM
i stabbed him with a fork

Health 99% LOL

Hinamori_Momo
August 31st, 2007, 12:29 PM
I stabbed him with a Swiss Army Knife.

HP 97%

Cosmic Tyrant
August 31st, 2007, 12:55 PM
I shove a shelf onto Uberchu.

HP: 80%

Gumball Watterson
August 31st, 2007, 01:37 PM
I had an operation to have all my teeth canine(that IS possible no?) and bit uberchu 10 times

73%

Hinamori_Momo
August 31st, 2007, 03:22 PM
I stab sharpened silver through Uberchu's brain

HP 60%

Scytheteen
August 31st, 2007, 03:23 PM
a slammed uberchu against a wall of spikes

HP% 35%

Hinamori_Momo
August 31st, 2007, 03:27 PM
Throwing Uberchu off the top of the Seattle Space Needle.
SPLAT!!!!!

HP 0%

Time for the next Uberchu guys! HP 200% this is going to take longer.

Gummy
August 31st, 2007, 04:52 PM
I bought Uberchu the original Pokemon Yellow

HP: 150% (MAJOR DAMAGE)

Azonic
August 31st, 2007, 04:58 PM
I ate uberchu

HP 75%

ZOMG HALFED!!!

Scytheteen
September 1st, 2007, 06:15 AM
i gave him a feather and tickled him with it

HP: 76% (XD)

Azonic
September 1st, 2007, 06:17 AM
Uberchu used thunderbolt in my stomach and it popped. Uberchu gains a level

HP - 80%

dammit!

Hinamori_Momo
September 1st, 2007, 06:19 AM
I let a Shinx play with Uberchu.

HP 142% OMG!

Scytheteen
September 1st, 2007, 06:20 AM
uberchu gets a baby pichu and raises it to be as uber as itself.

HP: 200%

ZOMG THIS IS BAD!

Scytheteen
September 1st, 2007, 06:27 AM
i believe the rules were things that could actually be done. (0_o) lets pretned that never happened

I smack uberchu with a backpack

HP: 198%

Soulinferno
September 1st, 2007, 06:34 AM
Oops sorry about that I forgot. Well I make uberchu listen to emo music

160%HP

Cosmic Tyrant
September 1st, 2007, 08:22 AM
I give uberchu a full bottle of vodka and he downs it

135% HP

Scytheteen
September 1st, 2007, 08:23 AM
I bold underline and italic uberchus HP

Hp: 10% (XD)

Hinamori_Momo
September 1st, 2007, 09:51 AM
I threw a spear made of wood and Obsidian stone at Uberchu

HP 0%

next up.

Uberchu #3 HP: 400 %

~Mithos~
September 1st, 2007, 12:42 PM
I had my poisonous frog eated pikachu

373.0241% =]

Clemeh
September 1st, 2007, 12:53 PM
I insulted uberchu nd he cried nd turned emo..
300%

Scytheteen
September 1st, 2007, 12:55 PM
i tickled uberchu

HP: 500%

Manaphy1128
September 1st, 2007, 01:40 PM
I blinded uberchu with cosplay.

HP: 425%

Hinamori_Momo
September 1st, 2007, 02:26 PM
I threw Pikachu down the Grand Canyon.

HP 0%

NEXT!

Uberchu 4 HP: 800%

Manaphy1128
September 1st, 2007, 02:29 PM
I'd make uberchu wear a pink skirt.

HP: 700%

Comic Tragedy
September 1st, 2007, 02:37 PM
I throw uberchu at the wall.

HP: 685%

Hinamori_Momo
September 1st, 2007, 02:38 PM
throw him at the wall of spikes mentioned earlier.

HP 550%

Scytheteen
September 1st, 2007, 02:39 PM
strip uberchu of its dignity (ohh thats bad)

HP: 0%

Hinamori_Momo
September 1st, 2007, 02:41 PM
NEXT Uberchu!

Uberchu 5 HP: 1000%

Manaphy1128
September 1st, 2007, 03:03 PM
I would steal uberchu from Ash.

HP: 850%

Hinamori_Momo
September 1st, 2007, 03:04 PM
Throw Uberchu at the wall of spikes again.

HP 700%

Cosmic Tyrant
September 1st, 2007, 05:54 PM
I make Uberchu watch Bob Saget's new stand-up preformance, That Ain't Right

Seriously, it ain't

580% HP

Hinamori_Momo
September 1st, 2007, 06:51 PM
I make Uberchu watch it 5 more times!

HP 137%. DANG!!!!!

Azonic
September 1st, 2007, 06:52 PM
Uberchu is pregnant!

HP - 90%

The Pichu inside is draining its health

Hinamori_Momo
September 1st, 2007, 06:57 PM
I made it watch Bob Saget's stand-up comedy 2 more times+Pichu draining Uberchu's health.

HP: -500%.

NEXT!

How about we allow stuff that's impossible? it is a lot more interesting then.

Uberchu HP: 2000%

I make Uberchu drunk and throw it in a football field with a football in hand during the Super Bowl. Oooooooh that's gotta hurt. FUMBLE!!!!!

HP: 1500%

brotlov
September 1st, 2007, 08:49 PM
I made Uberchu watch educational for a whole week 1000%

Hinamori_Momo
September 1st, 2007, 08:55 PM
I got Uberchu drunk again and threw it on the football field holding a football during the next Super Bowl then threw it against the wall of spikes.

lol. Oooooooouch. Double the pain. HP 0000%

NEXT ONE!

Uberchu's HP: 5000%

threw Uberchu down the Grand Canyon, dragged to the top of and threw it off Mt. Everest and against another wall of spikes.

HP: 2000%
THAT much damage?!?!?!?!?!?!

brotlov
September 1st, 2007, 08:57 PM
lol, 3000% well i put Uberchu on the moon with no Oxygen mask *Instant Death*
ok, next one(wow, a 2 post death, world record)
Uberchu 20000%(what, we need a challenge) "Throws uberchu against a wall of spikes 19900%

Hinamori_Momo
September 1st, 2007, 08:59 PM
I did EVERYTHING LISTED EARLIER 20 times.

HP: -20000000000000000%

That.....Was.....Fun.

NEXT!

*Kills Uberchu #10*
Oops

NEXT!

Uberchu #11 HP: 100000%

Xoo
September 2nd, 2007, 03:50 AM
*bangs Uberchu with a sledgehammer*

95000... It had spikes on it.

Cosmic Tyrant
September 2nd, 2007, 10:46 AM
I turn uberchu into a 49ers fan.

92500% HP due to dignity damage

Gummy
September 2nd, 2007, 11:31 AM
I told Uberchu to "Attack the horn!"

100000%! Hp due to getting away with cheating!

Hinamori_Momo
September 2nd, 2007, 03:12 PM
I gave it a test and said it was a GIRL!!! AND it was PREGNANT!!! TO QUADRUPLETS!!!

Uberchu HP: 10000%

kydl
September 2nd, 2007, 03:44 PM
Made UberChu eat brussel sprouts! =O 5000%

Hinamori_Momo
September 2nd, 2007, 03:50 PM
I put Uberchu's paw in water while she was sleeping. 4 PREMATURE BIRTHS IN 4 SECONDS!!!

HP: -2000%
---------------------
NEXT!

Uberchu 12 HP: 1,000,000%!

KingOfClubs
September 2nd, 2007, 04:57 PM
Lock uberchu in a room with K. Fed
Uberchu 0 HP
What a horrible way to die :P
New Uberchu: 300 HP

Hinamori_Momo
September 2nd, 2007, 05:01 PM
Actually we go by %'s.

2,000,000%

Does EVERYTHING listed 200 times.

Uberchu #18 HP: 10,000,000%

Gummy
September 2nd, 2007, 05:28 PM
Makes Uberchu level up my Lvl60 Maplestory character!

8,000,000% Hp left.

Blaziken_Boy
September 2nd, 2007, 10:18 PM
I splashed him with a ditto.

Uberchu HP:40,000,000%

Uber2 HP:40,000,000%

Oops, I cloned Uberchu.

Hinamori_Momo
September 3rd, 2007, 12:37 PM
I did EVERYTHING LISTED 500 times to Uberchu AND Uber2.

Uberchu: HP: 2,000,000%

Uber2 HP: -200,000,000,000,000%

Blaziken_Boy
September 3rd, 2007, 02:12 PM
I sued Ash so Uberchu ends up eating rat poison!

It's super effective!

Uberchu HP:0%

Hinamori_Momo
September 3rd, 2007, 02:43 PM
NEXT!

Uberchu #26 HP: 2,000,000,000%.

Finds out Uberchu is a gay girl and she hits on me so I slapped her HARD!

HP: 2,000,000%

brotlov
September 3rd, 2007, 02:48 PM
I shot Uberchu in the head
I threw Uberchu against a spikey wall
1.500.000

Lumine
September 4th, 2007, 07:05 AM
Threw a banana skin right under Uberchu, *Fell and hit his head on the ground*

HP: 1.000.000
Status: Confused

Scytheteen
September 4th, 2007, 07:07 AM
throw uberchu in a toxi wasteland while he dances around hitting its head into the walls

HP 5000%
Status: poisoned and confused

Lumine
September 4th, 2007, 07:15 AM
Sits there and watch the acid burns Uberchus entire body

HP: 0%

gg

♥~*Abby*~♥
September 4th, 2007, 02:41 PM
this is a kool thread. YAY! ill post when the leader comes back.

Blaziken_Boy
September 6th, 2007, 04:29 AM
4,000,000,000% now

I flip him over on his back and attack his weak point for massive damage.

4,000,000%

♥~*Abby*~♥
September 6th, 2007, 01:24 PM
made uberchu wear a sexy little black dress in front of the whole world.

3,000,000

Scytheteen
September 6th, 2007, 03:30 PM
ummmm have a pillow fight with uberchu

HP: 2,999,999

BUAHAHA!

Star★Seeker
September 6th, 2007, 03:50 PM
Sends Uberchu to the sun:
Sun uses Rat BBQ attack, Uberchu had Focus Sash!
1 HP

~RR~ uses Mega Coronium radioctavie electric plasma poop laser gun!Uberchu dies!

Uberchu:HP:999,999,999,999 %

Hinamori_Momo
September 6th, 2007, 07:05 PM
Uberchu hits on me.

My HP: 1% Before something happens.

Uberchu HP: 999,999,999,999,999%

punch bag
September 7th, 2007, 01:07 PM
MAke Uberchu watch the happy cool super dooper boing boing show! 999,999,999%
Status, Brain meltred!

XEL
September 7th, 2007, 01:19 PM
i play w/ uberchu and becomes his best friend

HP:190,999,999,999,999,999
oops

Hinamori_Momo
September 7th, 2007, 02:31 PM
Uberchu hit on me again.

My HP: 0.5% Something unspeakable happened.

Uberchu HP: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999%

Star★Seeker
September 7th, 2007, 02:42 PM
Makes Pika listen to live Rebel's(RBD) concert!
Pika becomes satanic, Pika dies!

New Pika:10000000000000000000000000

Hinamori_Momo
September 7th, 2007, 02:47 PM
I regain HP.
HP: 100%

New Uberchu is a boy and hits on me.

HP for me: 50%

Uberchu HP: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

Azonic
September 7th, 2007, 05:30 PM
Uberchu laid an egg

HP 100

Scytheteen
September 7th, 2007, 06:01 PM
uberchus egg was more powerful than uberchu and thunderbolts it

HP: .894568047905487035897684568%

Azonic
September 7th, 2007, 06:19 PM
Ash hatches from uberchu's egg. Uberchu gets blind since Ash is naked.

HP 0.1

~Mithos~
September 7th, 2007, 06:22 PM
uberchu being as uncordinated as he is trips on a bug and falls on his face.

0 hp.

New Uberchu: 2,500,500,000,000%

I find out uberchu guess stared in my twice removed uncles talk show, but he's to young for that so I make him eat me and I eat him from the inside.

2,5000,500,999%

Azonic
September 8th, 2007, 06:15 AM
Uberchu's pants ripped in public.

HP 75%

legendary-trio
September 8th, 2007, 09:02 AM
I hurt uberchu's feeling.... (IM SRY UBERCHU)T_T

HP:0%

NEW UBERCHU:999,999,999,999,999.01%

Hinamori_Momo
September 8th, 2007, 09:29 AM
Uberchu hits on me yet again.

My HP: 25%

Uberchu HP: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

Uberchu forces me to go on a date. I HATE when it Thunderbolts me and ties me up.

Uberchu HP: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

My HP: 0.1% before something horrible happens.

Scarlet Weather
September 8th, 2007, 09:53 AM
I tricl Uberchu into playing Tic-tac-toe against itself while listening to "Korn's greatest hits". Uberchu is a bluegrass fan.

Uberchu HP: 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999%

psyduckmaniac
September 8th, 2007, 10:19 AM
throws uberchu in a nuclear reactor

hp: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

oops i turned him into super uberchu with the toxic waste

Hinamori_Momo
September 8th, 2007, 10:23 AM
Super Uberchu tried to kiss me.

My HP: 0.05% Getting close

Uberchu HP: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

Xoo
September 8th, 2007, 10:28 AM
*looks around*
*throws Uberchu into a Volcano*
Uberchu HP: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%
...it was erupting....

Hinamori_Momo
September 8th, 2007, 10:31 AM
SOMEONE KEEP UBERCHU FROM TRYING TO STRIP ME!

My HP: 0.001%

Uberchu HP: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

Zanacross
September 8th, 2007, 11:04 AM
Uberchu tries to kick Shadowdragon154 i jump in the way and save her life. Shadowdragon154 HP: 0.001%
my hp 50%
Uberchu HP: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

Scytheteen
September 8th, 2007, 11:07 AM
i pick uberchu off of my pair and scizor kick him across the earth track him down and body slam him multiple times and use my saw to cut him in half. Then after the blood starts dripping from his little feeble body i throw acid on his face and laugh as his face burns off.

HP: 0%

Hinamori_Momo
September 8th, 2007, 11:10 AM
HELLO! I'M STILL TIED UP HERE!

New Uberchu starts trying to strip me. AUGH!

My HP: 0.0001%

Uberchu HP: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

legendary-trio
September 8th, 2007, 12:50 PM
OMG, i guss i gotta do something!

I kick uberchu......

hp:10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.99%

damn....... screw this!

I use mouse poison on uberchu... (its super effective!)

0%

Hinamori_Momo
September 8th, 2007, 12:54 PM
Well there goes my shirt.

My HP: 0.00001% 1 more thing and something more unspeakable than death will happen.

WILL SOMEBODY UNTIE ME!?

Uberchu HP: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

Hideki~kun
September 8th, 2007, 12:58 PM
*UNTIES SHADOWDRAGON154*
Uses Cloud's sword on Uberchu
HP:1920370970921731%

Hinamori_Momo
September 8th, 2007, 01:00 PM
Uberchu Reties me and restarts stripping me. OH GOD! PERV!

Uberchu HP: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

Star★Seeker
September 8th, 2007, 01:00 PM
Well there goes my shirt.

My HP: 0.00001% 1 more thing and something more unspeakable than death will happen.

WILL SOMEBODY UNTIE ME!?

Uberchu HP: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%I will!Meteors are falling!*Uses Pika as shield**Unties Dragy and get her under Pikashield!*

Pika dies!But the meteors had chemichals that give more power in exchange for live!

Uberchu:100%

Azonic
September 8th, 2007, 01:01 PM
Uberchu rapes shadowdragon154

HP 19203940

I really don't see how its enjoyable XDD

legendary-trio
September 8th, 2007, 01:02 PM
ok fine! *UNTIES SHADOW DRAGON*

DIE ALREADY UBERCHU!!!!
*gets ash to have uberchu return to his pokeball* (FINALLY!!!!)

Hinamori_Momo
September 8th, 2007, 01:03 PM
Uberchu get out of Pokeball, reties me up and restarts stripping me. This is so unfair. There goes my pants. Pervert.

My HP: 0.0000000001% Something happened.

Uberchu HP: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

Azonic
September 8th, 2007, 01:05 PM
Shadowdragon154 slaps Uberchu

Uberchus feelings are hurt

HP 1

Shadowdragon, APOLOGIZE TO PIKACHU!

Hinamori_Momo
September 8th, 2007, 01:06 PM
Sure I'll apoligize to that perv when he apoligizes for getting me pregnant!

Azonic
September 8th, 2007, 01:08 PM
Shadowdragon apologizes.

HP 100

Uberchu slaps Shadowdragon, Uberchu feels so alive.

HP 1000

Zanacross
September 8th, 2007, 01:13 PM
i decide to rape uberchu
1 month later uberchu gives birth to an chucross with 10000 0000 0000 000 000 000 00 0 % hp
they team up and rape shadow dragon again.

Azonic
September 8th, 2007, 01:15 PM
Uberchu ate a bookshelf and had diabetes

HP 20

Hinamori_Momo
September 8th, 2007, 01:16 PM
Uberchu's a boy!

Uberchu gets cured of diabetes, keeps me tied up, drives me in a Cheetah to a warehouse where no one finds him and me and gets me pregnant.

Uberchu HP: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

Star★Seeker
September 8th, 2007, 01:20 PM
Uberchu's a boy!

Uberchu gets cured of diabetes, keeps me tied up, drives me in a Cheetah to a warehouse where no one finds him and me and gets me pregnant.

Uberchu HP: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%Puts a comdom on Uberchu, no more pregnant girls!Pika's comdom is too tight, he dies!

Uberchu:100%

Zanacross
September 8th, 2007, 01:23 PM
i know uberchus a boy i gave him avf treatment or watever its called.

but chucross is still alive and kills me so i wont be on this thread again till i use a revive on myself tomorrow.

Azonic
September 8th, 2007, 01:25 PM
Uberchu's a boy!

Uberchu gets cured of diabetes, keeps me tied up, drives me in a Cheetah to a warehouse where no one finds him and me and gets me pregnant.

Uberchu HP: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

Uberchu looks at its HP and faints because there are too many zeros and no threes.

HP 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

Hinamori_Momo
September 8th, 2007, 01:28 PM
I'm pregnant to a Pichu

My HP: 0% And still pregnant 8 1/2 months later.

Zanacross
September 8th, 2007, 01:30 PM
no its a dragchu
not a pichu

Azonic
September 8th, 2007, 01:37 PM
a ha ha, my lungs are bursting from that joke. (not really... seriously. Dragchu? what kind of name is that?)

Uberchu farted... beef stew came pouring out... Uberchu is relieved from gas.

HP 100

Gumball Watterson
September 8th, 2007, 01:38 PM
*Burps on uberchu*. 0 HPs. man, my dad was right.. NEXT!....
Houston, we have a problem. what's 2+2?

UberchuGigagator 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999HPs
*uses A- bomb on uberchugigagator* * -1 Hp*

uh oh

Azonic
September 8th, 2007, 01:40 PM
Uberchu threw up on a librarian.
The librarian gets all mad and starts throwing chairs at Uberchu.
Uberchu uses Thunderbolt
Uberchu gains 102 Exp. Points

HP 45

Hinamori_Momo
September 8th, 2007, 01:57 PM
I gave birth to the Pichu.

My HP: 0% and a mother.

Uberpichu HP: 1000%

Azonic
September 8th, 2007, 02:15 PM
Uberchu is growing a hairy butt

HP 39

Hinamori_Momo
September 8th, 2007, 02:17 PM
Uberpichu gets to Volt Tackle his father.

Uberchu HP: 13%
Status: Paralyzed

Uberpichu HP: 999%

I fail to slap Uberchu since I'M STILL TIED UP AND NUDE HERE!

Scarlet Weather
September 8th, 2007, 03:22 PM
I proceed to assault Uberchu violently for his lewd conduct. He doesn't like it and slaps me. The latent anger in me transforms me into my Yami form, and I proceed to challenge Uberchu to a children's card game, which he loses, thereby banishing him from existence. (Hey, it worked in YGO...)

Uberchu: 0 HP

I then proceed to untie Shadowdragon and throw her some clothes which I have conveniently obtained less then ten seconds ago. I then proceed to lecture her for hours on the perils of allowing Uberchu to hit on her more then once, teach her basic Uberchu-defense tactics, and leave. Because I'm just that much of a dea ex machina type of person.

ELSEWHERE....

The new Uberchu is revived from his thousand-year slumber, and begins walking towards us...

Latest Uberchu: 100%HP (Note: We all suck at math, since one hundred percent is the max no matter how many individual hit points any Pokemon has. I'd write the actual number here, but it woud exceed this post's character limit.)

Hinamori_Momo
September 8th, 2007, 03:39 PM
I put on the clothes and new Uberchu starts hitting on me. I slap it. It runs away crying. It returns with a rope at a high speed where I cannot see it and it ties me up @ near light speed. Uberchu, satisfied now that I can't touch him, rapes me then starts stripping me. OH GOD COME ON!

Uberchu HP: 99.9%

legendary-trio
September 8th, 2007, 03:47 PM
O FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!

*unties shadowdragon*
runs at super speed and ties up uberchu so shadow can do what he plzes to him

loss of dignity:
75%

Azonic
September 8th, 2007, 03:47 PM
Pikachu realized it was dumb.

HP 22

Hinamori_Momo
September 8th, 2007, 03:55 PM
Throws the tied up Uberchu off a cliff but it hobbles back and stares at me.
My uberpichu son uses thunderbolt.

HP 21.5%
Status: Paralyzed

Azonic
September 8th, 2007, 04:04 PM
Uberchu gained 392 pounds by eating an M&M

Uberchu is lazy

HP 39

Hinamori_Momo
September 8th, 2007, 04:08 PM
Uberchu starts hitting on me again. I slap it again. It hobbles away crying once again. It returns untied again but with a Raichu and ties me up @ near light speed. Uberchu and Raichu, satisfied again, rape me then start stripping me yet again. This so sucks. He brought his pervy brother.

Uberchu HP: 50%
Raichu HP: 100%

Azonic
September 8th, 2007, 04:10 PM
And that my fiend is the story of Uberchu

Uberchu is upset for what he has done

HP 19

Hinamori_Momo
September 8th, 2007, 04:11 PM
Uberchu and Raichu keep raping and stripping me.

My HP: 42%
Uberchu HP: 68%
Raichu HP: 100%

Scarlet Weather
September 8th, 2007, 04:13 PM
Alright, that's far enough.

I use my secret weapon on Raichu. It blows him away so quickly that he doesn't realize what it is.

Raichu: 0%

I then proceed to call the SPCA, who throw Uberchu in the pound. Unfortunately, his owner never shows up and he is euthanized.

Uberchu: 0%

Once again, I am forced to untie Shadowdragon.

Meanwhile, thousands of miles away, a new Uberchu skydives to the ground.

Uberchu: 100% ("Check the scouter!" "He's OVER NINE THOUSAND!")

Hinamori_Momo
September 8th, 2007, 04:17 PM
New Uberchu runs at the speed of light and New Uberchu ties me with extra knots and loops with a metal wire under a super-strong rope and starts raping and stripping me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE VICTIM!?!?

Scarlet Weather
September 8th, 2007, 04:31 PM
An Admin at Pokecommunity forums that I have alerted temp-bans Uberchu.

HP: 0%

Unfortunately, he creates a new username and comes back. Luckily, the minute he does I take advantage of the moment and use the ropes he's been tying Shadowdragon up with to lash him to a wall. I then rescue Shadowdragon. Unfortunately, the lewdness of this thread at this point saps my strength to the ninth level.

My HP: 95%

Uberchu's HP: 95%

Hinamori_Momo
September 8th, 2007, 04:39 PM
Uberchu gets chains and chains me to a Boy's Locker Room wall with only him and I in it and yet again starts stripping me.

Uberchu HP: 100%
My HP: 20%

Scarlet Weather
September 8th, 2007, 04:42 PM
I rig the intercom so it starts playing the Aquabats theme song at high volume. An enraged Uberchu runs to the office, where I am waiting with a big dictionary and a smile.

My HP: 80%
Uberchu's HP: 9%

You all use your imagination. (And get your minds out of the gutter.)

Hinamori_Momo
September 8th, 2007, 04:44 PM
Uberchu runs back to the boy's locker room where I was chained and continues stripping me.

My HP: 10%
Uberrchu HP: 100%

Star★Seeker
September 8th, 2007, 04:49 PM
Uberchu runs back to the boy's locker room where I was chained and continues stripping me.

My HP: 10%
Uberrchu HP: 100%Uberchu finds out he is gay and unties ShadowDragon

ShadowDragon regains health:100%

Scarlet Weather
September 8th, 2007, 04:49 PM
I run into the boy's locker room. Uberchu attempts to thunderbolt me, but since he doesn't aim for the horn, I'm immune to his electricity. I then remove my dictionary and proceed to beat Uberchu to death with it while reciting every world that begins with the letter "B". Good times, good times.

Uberchu: 0.1% HP (Confused and unable to rape)

Hinamori_Momo
September 8th, 2007, 04:51 PM
Uberchu chooses to chain up Art Critic Cubone and gets out an extra set of chains and Chains me back up.

Scarlet Weather
September 8th, 2007, 04:53 PM
I use my wrist communicator to call the Aquabats, who storm the building and trample Uberchu while untying me.

Uberchu: 0% HP

Meanwhile, I open my locker... and the new Uberchu is sleeping in it! Le Gaspe!

Uberchu: 100% HP

Hinamori_Momo
September 8th, 2007, 04:57 PM
The Aquabats get killed by new Uberchu and chains my legs to the wall since my hands are already chained. New Uberchu starts stripping me and gets the shirt ACC gave me taken off.

Scarlet Weather
September 8th, 2007, 05:02 PM
I revive the Aquabats with the power of rock. Unfortunately, they are late for a concert and so they leave. Some superheroes they were. I summon Char and Eddie from "The Chronicles of ACC", and they kick Uberchu's butt with their complete insanity and/or their claws.

Uberchu: 75% HP

I realize that Shadowdragon must have a secret crush on Uberchu, and that's why she keeps letting him strip her. The realization gives me POWER!

My HP: Infinite

Azonic
September 8th, 2007, 05:04 PM
Uberchu swallowed a Labtop.

HP 3

Hinamori_Momo
September 8th, 2007, 05:13 PM
Uberchu kills ACC.

ACC's HP: 0%
He's dead.

Uberchu got the pants off.

EDIT: Uberchu got me pregnant again. THANKS FOR CARING I WAS CHAINED TO A BOY'S LOCKER ROOM FOLKS!

Scarlet Weather
September 9th, 2007, 02:45 AM
I realize that since I'm not a video game character, I didn't have any HP in the first place, leaving me free to call the police, who arrest Uberchu.

I throw Shadowdragon into a nunnery for letting Uberchu remove her clothing. 'Cause I'm nuts like that.

Blaziken_Boy
September 9th, 2007, 08:36 AM
New HP: 100,000,000,000,000,000,000%

I summon with the Master Summon Materia my SUPER CHAOTIC FURRY FORM, and use The Iron Claw of Justice on Uberchu, halving his HP!

500,000,000,000% now.

Furry Form attacks ACC for massive damage with his Diidlniidl (kinda like kunais except you can only throw 2 at a time and they stick for forever and hurt) attack, then uses Moon Jump and Falcon Punch the nunnery, freeing Shadowdragon. F-Form then poofles. Then I fade back in and Uberchu volt Tackles me into a wall

My HP: 0.00001% (OW, someone help me >.<)

Uberchu then proceeds to tie me to a wall and throw me off the grand canyon, which is also Ground Zero for an H-Bomb.

My HP: 0% (Ack X_X)

Zanacross
September 9th, 2007, 08:46 AM
hahahaha
im revived like i said i would
and i eat uberchus arm and he kills me.

Blaziken_Boy
September 9th, 2007, 09:52 AM
I left my Lugia with my sacred ash, he comes back and revives me. I do a jump out the canyon and falcon punch Uberchu.

Uberchu's HP: -0%

My HP: Over nine thousaand

Azonic
September 9th, 2007, 01:12 PM
Uberchu thinks the moon is cheese
Uberchu takes a bite outta the moon
Uberchu's teeth fall out

Uberchu's HP 87

*ya know, Uberchu has a very long Life Span

Hinamori_Momo
September 9th, 2007, 01:20 PM
Uberchu throws me down a cliff and follows me.
Uberchu uses Thunderbolt
Uberpichu uses Thunderbolt @ the first Thunderbolt.

Iced
September 9th, 2007, 04:24 PM
i use 20 hyper potions on uberchu OMG!

4087 HP

Blaziken_Boy
September 9th, 2007, 04:48 PM
I teleport to where Shadowdragon is, dual-wielding Diidlniidles and fling them with deadly accuracy into the eyes of Uberchu, then use a secret power to fling the Thunderbolt at him.

Uberchu's HP:1 (Focus Band'd!)

Uberchu then Volt Tackles me again, and I start rolling down the cliff at the same speed of Shadowdragon, determined to get Uberchu away from ShadowDragon.
My HP:-1 (-10 and I die)

Iced
September 9th, 2007, 04:50 PM
OMG!!! 500,000 hyper potions!!!

1,000,001hp for uberchu

Blaziken_Boy
September 9th, 2007, 04:52 PM
I get up and RoT Iced for healing Uberchu, then continue rolling.

Iced's HP: -9%

My HP: -2%

Iced
September 9th, 2007, 04:55 PM
Since i was so nice to uberchu he used 500,000 hyper potins on me my hp: 999,991 and me and uber use t-bolt on blaziken boy. blaziken boys hp: -1,024

Blaziken_Boy
September 9th, 2007, 04:57 PM
Before dying, I read my sig out loud. Everyone moans and Uberchu cries. He cries blood since I stabbed him in the eyes. I then use Protect and act as an improvised shield for Shadowdragon. I also Aftermath'd Uberchu.

235,382 HP for Uberchu

Iced
September 9th, 2007, 05:01 PM
uses numerous hyper potions on uberchu
uberchu uses numerous hyper potions on me

UBERs hp: 414,321,325,252,532,352,632,623,547,474,547,844,690
MY hp: 444,444,444,444,444,444,444,444,444,444,444,444

Blaziken_Boy
September 9th, 2007, 05:03 PM
I come back in ULTIMATE FORM: Fallen Furry Angel

LIMIT BREAK!!!

I grab the Ultima Weapon and Omnislash Iced, killing him. I then return to my last post's form.

Scarlet Weather
September 9th, 2007, 05:29 PM
I summon a new, pervier Uberchu to eat all of you, because I'm that much of a jerk.

Uberchu: 100% HP

I then eat Blaziken Boy after transforming into my "I might be a closet furry but then I might not be angel" form. Ouch.

And I build a fortress of Uberchu, just to satsify my own evil desires.

Fortress of Uberchu: Limitless Hit points.

Now kill me if you can..

Hinamori_Momo
September 9th, 2007, 06:47 PM
The new pervy Uberchu eats everyone but me, starts staring with satisfaction, chains my arms and legs to a wall, starts stripping me 3X quicker than the other pervychus and gets the shirt and pants off.

Uberchu HP: 100000000000000000000000000/100%
My HP: 2%

Blaziken_Boy
September 10th, 2007, 03:41 AM
Whee! I come back in a blast of light that looks like Bahamut Zero's Giga Flare. I pull out the BIG EFFING SWORD and slash Uberchu with my DeathSlash (Instant KO, yay!) and take the BIG EFFING SLEDGEHAMMER and destroy the wall with DeathSmash (Instant KO, yay!). I then use a Full Restore on Shadowdragon and kick Uberchu off a cliff and drop an inexplicable H-Bomb down with him. I then take Ash into the fortress and he gets Uberchu into his Poke ball. When he walks out I smash the Poke Ball.

Uberchu's HP: 0%/100

Shadowdragon's HP:200%

Thus is turning into more of an RP.

Scarlet Weather
September 10th, 2007, 05:22 PM
I use Phoenix Down to rez Uberchu, then toss him a Megalixir before stealing all Final Fantasy and KHI and II related merchandise belonging to Blazikenboy and using it to power myself up. In addition, a Latin theme song begins playing in the background, thus labeling me as the villain. I'm so happy.

My HP: Like the Dragon of Darkness... so huge that the bar can't be finished onscreen.

Uberchu: Currently in my party, so shares my HP.

I summon Bahamut and proceed to Giga Flare Blazikenboy right back just for spite. Oooh, BURNED.

Azonic
September 10th, 2007, 05:25 PM
Uberchu lost its tooth. The tooth fairy came and started dancing

HP 302

Anti
September 10th, 2007, 05:41 PM
Uberchu attacked innocent me. But I sent out Hackarp the hacked magikarp and it showed uberchu how to fight!

179 HP

Cursed
September 10th, 2007, 05:49 PM
I summoned my left arm from a parallel universe and it absorbed all of Uberchu's electric power.
HP: 3

Geico
September 10th, 2007, 05:53 PM
i cuddled uberchu, laid him in his bed, tucked him in, and read him a story.

HP: 400

Azonic
September 10th, 2007, 05:57 PM
Uberchu put his shirt on backwards 0.0

HP 367

Anti
September 10th, 2007, 06:35 PM
Uberchu fell off a cliff and landed on spikes...

233 HP

Hinamori_Momo
September 10th, 2007, 07:45 PM
Throws a rope down to Uberchu and it helps me throw Anti-Pop Culture Warrior 13 down the cliff and pulls up the rope before APCW13 touches it.

I give Uberchu a Full Restore.

Uberchu HP: 100%

Anti
September 10th, 2007, 07:58 PM
Gee, thanks a lot...builds a catapult and launches spikes at shadowdragon154 (revenge!) and uberchu, now uberchu has a mere 48% of its health. HAHA.

Jamie006
September 11th, 2007, 04:20 AM
*runs over Uberchu with a train, bringing it down to 10% HP*

Scarlet Weather
September 11th, 2007, 03:20 PM
I ressurect Uberchu's HP with something indescribable. (Shadowdragon, get your mind out of the gutter. Everyone else, you do too.)

I then proceed to drop an anvil on Anti-Pop-Culture-Warrior, smashing his hit points into nothing, and Uberchu and I escape to Las Vegas. (Good thing we're both straight, eh?)

Hinamori_Momo
September 11th, 2007, 03:29 PM
I start stabbing the somehow alive APCW13 until he's dead. I follow ACC and Uberchu and end up at the hotel they are staying at. I stay in a different hotel nearby and throw a kunai through ACC and Uberchu's hotel window.

Scarlet Weather
September 11th, 2007, 03:56 PM
The kunai impales Uberchu, killing him. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

I love the smell of New Uberchu in the morning... smells like victory...

New Uberchu: OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!

Hinamori_Momo
September 11th, 2007, 03:58 PM
I throw another kunai at Uberchu's brain and 50 senbon at its heart.

Uberchu HP: 0%

Anti
September 11th, 2007, 04:02 PM
Wow, I'm hated around here...but I heal uberchu to 100% HP, then drill him with a metal baseball bat, leaving it at 1% HP, after reviving myself of course!

Hinamori_Momo
September 11th, 2007, 04:04 PM
I throw a Demon Wind Shuriken at APCW13, killing him. Yup you're hated.

Scarlet Weather
September 11th, 2007, 04:11 PM
I throw OVER NINE THOUSAND Fuuma Shuriken at everybody else in the thread, destroying them, while still keeping Uberchu alive. (The "Over Nine Thousand" reference just officially jumped the shark. XD)

Uberchu steals the rest of my ninja equipment and transforms into Orochuberchu! Uh-oh..

Hinamori_Momo
September 11th, 2007, 04:12 PM
Missed me. I lend ACC some of my weapons to defeat Orochuberchu.

Star★Seeker
September 11th, 2007, 05:40 PM
Orochuberchu farts at us, but I set up a force field which protects us from the stench, but since there is no one to smell it, Orochuberchu ends up smelling it and dies!I then proceed to take his ninja equipment and divides them between us so ecah one has a weapon.But suddenly a dark figure, which possesed great red eyes that glared like the sun, rose up covered in bolts and sent us flying with an energy wave, I then proceed to pick the Rose Of Redemption from my pocket, but accidentaly drop the Thorn Of Terror towards Orochuberchu greatly increasing power.As I charge the Rose Of Redemption to send a balst of heavenly powers in the form of sharp pink and black petals covered by a heavenly aura towards Orochuberchu.Then, using the same heavenly energy, I release a rose of enrgy towards Orochuberchu that traps him and weakens him greatly.

Orochuberchu's HP:%500
My HP:%20(using the power weakens me)


My largest post, cool!

Aruseus Rider
September 11th, 2007, 07:34 PM
I smash him into a truck,covered in spikes that dumps him in
Barney land where he is tortured for a millenia!

0% HP

Ullion
September 11th, 2007, 07:43 PM
New Uberchu; 10000%

I amde him listen to rap, therefr he ahs just gone berserk and into an unimaginable rage that killed all except for one single blade of grass. he was left with 1% health after his insae little rampage.

Apathetic_Yen
September 11th, 2007, 09:04 PM
CLUSTER BOMBS CLUSTER BOMBS!!!! *uberchu is dead, what a guy*

It's over, we need a new uberchu 500HP

Cosmic Tyrant
September 11th, 2007, 09:20 PM
I make uberchu listen to the song this is why i'm hot over and over again with no chance of parole ala makes me wonder.

Uberchu:

350 HP

Status: Ghettofied

Blaziken_Boy
September 12th, 2007, 03:22 AM
I take my ultimate Cliche powers and merge them together to make

FAD MAN JIM!!!

He then proceeds to sing "I'm a Fad Man", burning everyone's ears while chargin' his lazah, and killing ACC with a c-c-c-combo breaker. Then a little flag pops up and lands in a burger which falls on Uberchu while I shoop da woop him and use the pally's Win Button (Divine shield, pwnt)

ULTIMATE DEATH! OWIEE!

Scarlet Weather
September 12th, 2007, 02:25 PM
I murder everyone multiple times for not allowing me to kill Orochuberchu, just before he is conveniently resurrected by a plot device.

Orochuberchu: IMMORTAL!

I immediately use Shadowdragon's weaponry to transform into (wait for it).... ACC-SKE! BOO YAH!

I immediately hurl thousands of senbon at Orochuberchu, which he dodges and then proceeds to hurl back at me with his ninjutsu. So I blast him with a rip-off move from "Naruto" and then summon the log, who crushes him. BURNED.

Orochuberchu: 10%HP and crushed by The Log. Ouch.

♥~*Abby*~♥
September 13th, 2007, 01:49 PM
this is getting spammy...

i called uberchu "weak"

hp: 0

new HP- 10,000

Scarlet Weather
September 13th, 2007, 03:53 PM
Er... Raichu, the point of the thread is to be a little spammy. You're not really supposed to have a point in what you say, as long as it has to do with the death of Uberchu. (And what does your post mean anyway? And how come the new Uberchu have fewer hit points then the ones earlier in the thread? 0_o)

The new Uberchu and I play a children's card game. I lose, and I run away before he can banish me to the Shadow Realm, since this is the American dubbed version. I then proceed to return with a completely inexplicable weapon of mass destruction and nuke this thread, reducing everyone's hit points to zero.

Everyone (including Uberchu): Out cold.

Thankfully, since this is Pokemon nobody but Uberchu is able to die. We all just faint and return to life. :3

The new Uberchu is blasted into existence with a cloning machine!

Uberchu: Massive hit points!

Azonic
September 13th, 2007, 04:52 PM
Uberchu likes Vanilla Ice Cream. I hate it so I whack him in the face

HP 39

Hinamori_Momo
September 13th, 2007, 04:54 PM
What part of MASSIVE DON'T you understand!?

I threw a demon wind shuriken at the cloning machine and used a senbon rainstorm jutsu on Uberchu.

Uberchu is DEAD!

Blaziken_Boy
September 14th, 2007, 04:55 AM
A new uberchu pops out from nowhere. I do everything on this thread 520472346298364298364 times and he dies 49572346234 times.

dragon 122
September 14th, 2007, 06:20 AM
another uberchu hatched from an egg

Hinamori_Momo
September 14th, 2007, 02:38 PM
I killed Uberchu. Short and sweet don'tcha think?

Scarlet Weather
September 17th, 2007, 02:50 PM
Wow, not bad. I summon an Uberchu to replace the one you just killed with my inexplicably vague ninjutsu powers. Gee, I'm kind of like Akatsuki that way.

New Uberchu: Well, we've passed the point where we're using conventional numbers.

New Uberchu is female. And she's in love with me. I run from this thread, screaming.

Me: Running like hell before New Uberchu can use attract. Or captivate.

♥~*Abby*~♥
September 17th, 2007, 02:57 PM
Uberchu layed an egg. out hatches a pichu. i name it Shockie, (it's a female) and take it along with me, promising it'll b a strong raichu someday. then i threaten the orginal uberchu with a thunderstone, and she uses thunderbolt on me. however, it didnt do anything. then a take uberchu 2 my house, and throw it out the window.

Hinamori_Momo
September 17th, 2007, 03:16 PM
*Watches the Female Uberchu use Attract on ACC* HAHA!

Scarlet Weather
September 17th, 2007, 03:50 PM
ACC is in love! *Insert Heart Animation*

ACC used RETRIBUTION on RAICHUCHIKA!

Raichuchika is thrown out a window. (HP: No Clue. Too hard to tell when I'm in love.)

Uberchu Female uses captivate on me, turning me into a helpless mind slave. I'd say this is probably confirmation that I'm a closet furry. 0_o

ACC is still in love.

ACC used BONEMERANG on A RANDOM PASSERBY!

Random Passerby: 0% HP

Woops, I missed....

Hinamori_Momo
September 17th, 2007, 03:54 PM
*Throws Uberchu @ ACC* MAKE LOVE PEOPLE! *Uberchu drags ACC to a hotel in L.A.*

Scarlet Weather
September 17th, 2007, 04:25 PM
Um... Uberchu and I were just married, What on Earth....

Anywayz, now would be a good time for some help. I'm not THAT much of a furry...

Hinamori_Momo
September 17th, 2007, 04:26 PM
*Waits for Attract to wear off and throws Uberchu over a mountain so ACC doesn't follow*

Scarlet Weather
September 17th, 2007, 04:38 PM
Well, good thing I have some attraction-dissolving abilities...

Uberchu returns, and forces an egg upon me before getting a divorce. Jeez, the state of marriage these days...

Well, looks like she was cheating on me... WITH A RHYHORN? (Seriously, what on earth...)

So I blast Uberchu into the stratosphere with the power of A FATHER! (Woot for legality!)

♥~*Abby*~♥
September 18th, 2007, 11:25 AM
Ow!

*goes up 2 AAC and slaps him w/ my purse*

"U MEANIE!"

AAC HP- 2%

then uberchu lays another egg, wich is half pichu/half cubone.

*uses mental herb on AAC*

oh, u already got divorced.

well then, have uberchu's daughter, shockie...

AAC: no.

Shockie, USE ATTRACT!

now AAC is in hopelessly in love again.

and then i c uberchu and put her cheating ass in a trash can.

PsyDragon Trainer
September 18th, 2007, 11:41 AM
Oops sorry about that I forgot. Well I make uberchu listen to emo music

160%HP

Correcting, 0 HP left... Lol.

♥~*Abby*~♥
September 18th, 2007, 12:56 PM
now i laucch uberchu out of a cannon.

HP- (no clue...)

AAC is looking at my like ima jerk.

wonder y?

Hinamori_Momo
September 18th, 2007, 02:53 PM
*Waits for Attract to wear off and uses my own Uberpichu to use Attract on Raichuchika who then falls hopelessly in love with my Pichu*

Scarlet Weather
September 18th, 2007, 03:45 PM
I am completely immune to attraction from underage Pichu, so Shockie's powers don't work on me. XD

My egg hatches into... a PLUSLE? (WHAT THE HECK!?!?!?!)

Well, I guess Uberchu was three-timing me. This is the last time I date outside my own species. *Sees a cat-girl walk by*

Must... Resist.... Perverted.... Tendencies....

Okay, maybe I'll date outside my species as long as it's fictional dates and they aren't with Uberchus. Anyway, my Plusle half-daughter Uberplus and I team up to form POKEMON RANGER TEAM INSANE and blast Uberchu off like Team Rocket with our unnatural POWAZ!

Uberchu: Deader then Team Rocket should be right now. XD

I then slap Raichuchika for being a jerk to me, since I wasn't myself when I used RETRIBUTION. (Raichuchika: 0% HP- Status: EMO)

Hinamori_Momo
September 18th, 2007, 03:47 PM
*Throws Uberchu over a mountain* *Raichuchika follows out of love*

Scarlet Weather
September 18th, 2007, 03:56 PM
But... Raichuchika hates Pikachu.... XD

I use ATTRACT on RANDOM POKEMON. They all run away in terror. Whoops, I need to pay more careful attention to the gender next time... heh, heh.

I use DEMON ART: BOMB OF THE CENTURY to blast the world to smithereens, catapulting us all to the world of Pokemon, where we can make this whole thing even crazier. (Geez, all these ninjutsu techniques are using up my chakra. But I don't believe in chakra, so that means I don't really have any. So my non-existent chakra can be used for existing ninjutsu? Seriously, what the heck have I been smoking?)

I murder Uberchu in her sleep with a kunai. Well, that settled that.

A new Uberchu appears... and this one is, thankfully, a heterosexual male...

New Uberchu: OVER NINE HUNDRED THOUSAND! OVER THE CLICHE! OVER THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING! MORE HP THEN YOU COULD POSSIBLY WIPE OUT WITHOUT BANNED CHEAT CODES OR ARCEUS'S RANDOM ASSISTANCE!

Star★Seeker
September 18th, 2007, 03:58 PM
Uberchu's spirit gets me pregnant!(Sheeze, what's with him?)
9 months later...........
I GIVE BIRTH!SHE'S A HALF HUMAN-HALF PIKACHU MUTANT FEMALE!
She gets pregnant and aborts a..........WEAPON OF MASS ULTIMATE DESTRUCTIFICATION!

Bye bye Uberchu!

Scarlet Weather
September 18th, 2007, 04:46 PM
Um... you're male... *sweatdrop*

I destroy Uberchu's spirit with exorcism, and then I exorcise the living Uberchu, but it doesn't work. I guess Pokemon really aren't Satanic after all!

Uberchu thunderbolts me. Thank goodness I'm a Cubone within. I beat him with a bonemerang, dealing massive damage.

Uberchu: Stricken by bones, smitten by pretty girls, and afflicted with kleptomania. (Seriously, he just stole my car. COME BACK HE- oh wait, I don't have a car, do I? Silly me.)

Hinamori_Momo
September 18th, 2007, 04:52 PM
I kill ACC then bring him back to life with a Revive then throw him a nearby female Uberchu that has a crush on him then I use attract making ACC follow me everywhere.

Scarlet Weather
September 18th, 2007, 05:00 PM
Sorry. I don't like human girls... *cuddles with female Uberchu*

JK, I really do. But not in this thread, I don't. Anyway, Uberplus and I decide that all these "Uber" names are uncreative, so henceforth she will be referred to as "Marcie" after my favorite character from "Peanuts".

The female Uberchu and I are making out. Please don't bother us. (By the way, her name is Viola. XD)

Hinamori_Momo
September 21st, 2007, 06:55 PM
Makes Uberchu use Attract on Rose Reaper and dumping ACC.

♥~*Abby*~♥
September 22nd, 2007, 05:01 AM
then, I slap AAC across the face.

Me- WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU MADE ME MORE EMO THAN BEFORE. now I want to cut myself... (not really, but in this thread, I do) Go! Megan!

Megan- Mega! (Megan is a Meganium)

Me- MEGAN, USE ATTRACT ON AAC!!!

Megan- *uses attract*

AAC- *in love*

Me- HAHA!!!!! :D

Hinamori_Momo
September 22nd, 2007, 12:58 PM
*Laughs @ ACC's expense* HAHA!

♥~*Abby*~♥
September 23rd, 2007, 01:00 PM
*AAC runs away in embarassment*

Hinamori_Momo
September 23rd, 2007, 01:08 PM
*Uses a Male Uberchu's Attract on Raichuchika, who then falls madly in love with it*

♥~*Abby*~♥
October 22nd, 2007, 03:49 PM
*just barely revived it*

O NO U DONT! *slaps really hard*

Skull_Lucario
April 3rd, 2009, 09:19 PM
this is turning into more of a story thread not a kill uberchu thread.......
anyways...


*i summon the apocalypse upon everyone on earth!!!*

(nuff said =p)

dumbpikAchu
April 4th, 2009, 12:21 PM
:O theres already one of these..

Franceschi
April 5th, 2009, 05:28 AM
Skull_Lucario, please do not revive threads that haven't been posted in for over a year.

Closed.