What Would You Do In This Situation?

[jokestr2004]

Heh I just made this up to test the most-likely-already-much-higher level of your Duelistism skills in Yu-Gi-Oh! So here we go!

Your opponent has a Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon on the field in Attack mode, and Luminous Spark is the current field card, boosting his ATK points up to 4500... He has no Magic / Trap cards anyway else on the field. Your opponent has a good 6 cards in his hand.

On your side of the field, you have, simply, a Celtic Guardian on the field in attack mode, and no Magic or Trap cards on the field.

In your hand, you have: Ekibuyo(sp?) Drakmord, Eternal Rest, Mechanical Snail, and Card Destruction.

The Life Points are down to the wire. You have 500 LP, and your opponent has 800.

What would ya do?

[KLS]

first of all i wouldn't even play such cards like celtic guardian
however do to the certain circumstances i will agree to play along
ok here's what i'd do
ebikuyo drakimord on BEUD then eternal rest the BEUD
card destruction (cause you don't even need to summon mechanical snail)
and plus you could draw a card thanks to card destruction
if it's a monster? i'd play it
a spell? it'd be in my hand
a trap? set it down
and js atk and u win

[jokestr2004]

Alright, this shall be harder.

Your opponent has Valkrion the Magna Warrior, and Jinzo on the field (7 Completed Attached). Currently he has just laid a Swords of Revealing Light, so you cannot attack for three turns. Earlier in the duel, (not much earlier) you got to see his hand (Ceremonial Bell) and he had 4 of the Exodia Pieces, and another Swords of Revealing Light, which you know he will play after this one. Unfortunetly for you, you have 0 cards in your deck, it is your last turn to play. On your opponents field, also, he has a Burning Land.

Contained within your hand, you have: Attack and Recieve, Jar of Greed, and Gravity Bind. On the field you have a Dark Magician Girl, with an attack of 2600. You have no face down traps or magic.

The life point count is close, you have 1000, your opponent has 1100.

EDIT: also to avoid confusion, you've already taken your alotted damage from Burning Land this turn...

(Dang this is still probably easy...)

[KLS]

Alright, this shall be harder.

Your opponent has Valkrion the Magna Warrior, and Jinzo on the field (7 Completed Attached). Currently he has just laid a Swords of Revealing Light, so you cannot attack for three turns. Earlier in the duel, (not much earlier) you got to see his hand (Ceremonial Bell) and he had 4 of the Exodia Pieces, and another Swords of Revealing Light, which you know he will play after this one. Unfortunetly for you, you have 0 cards in your deck, it is your last turn to play. On your opponents field, also, he has a Burning Land.

Contained within your hand, you have: Attack and Recieve, Jar of Greed, and Gravity Bind. On the field you have a Dark Magician Girl, with an attack of 2600. You have no face down traps or magic.

The life point count is close, you have 1000, your opponent has 1100.

EDIT: also to avoid confusion, you've already taken your alotted damage from Burning Land this turn...

(Dang this is still probably easy...)
this isn't possible
why?
cause 1.your opponent has a jinzo
2.both his creature's atk power is higher than the magician
3.because you can't kill the jinzo you can't use your hand
so you lost

[jokestr2004]

Sorry... but, here's what you would do...

And well, the chances are 50 / 50, depending on who he'd attack with.

All you do is lay down Attack & Recieve, and end your turn. Then, when its your opponents turn, he'll suffer damage from Burning Land, dropping his LP down to 600, then if he attacks with Valkyrion, your LP will drop to 100, but you would use Attack and Receive, defeating him. But if he attacks with Jinzo, you basically lost. You just gotta hope that he'll use Valkyrion because its stronger...

[KLS]

dude jinzo negates all trap
you can't use attack and recieve cause it's a trap card

[jokestr2004]

As far as I knew it only negates traps for himself.... but uhHh I guess I havent dueled for quite awhile now...

[KLS]

so make a new one
it's not possible