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Kabutops
June 19th, 2004, 07:57 PM
If pokemon were humans what do you think all their jobs would be... i know the unmentionable-S would be unemployed :P

Psyduck
June 19th, 2004, 08:09 PM
If Pokemon were Human, then they wouldn't be Pokemon. Well, if they were human I guess Psyduck would be.................. a lifeguard. LOL Just one question......................who will save Psyduck?

Kabutops
June 19th, 2004, 08:20 PM
another psyduck, that evolves and saves itself and the other one ? Kabutops (my favorite) would undoubtedly be a spy or assassin of some sort :P lol

Frostweaver
June 19th, 2004, 10:26 PM
Kabutops isn't that fast, or strong enough to assassinate anyone ;p Those Ninjask sentries will spot your Kabutops in lightning speed and you'll be surrounded by Lanturns the next second ;p

Send all Unmentionable Sk to be used as fuel, being shoved down that fiery furnace. Send all Unmentionable W to be studied by scientist, never to see the daylights again. Tie an Unmentionable Sn to the ground in every playground so the kids can bounce up and down on its fat belly. And finally, send all Unmentionable B to use softboil day and night in countries facing food shortage without any rest at all.

asher_son_of_ash
June 20th, 2004, 02:52 AM
Well, I can't imagine any Pokemon being human. Except for the Hitmons. x_X; Hitmonchan would be a famous boxer. Hitmonlee would be a karate kicking expert and Hitmontop would be a great break dancer. XD; Tyrouge would be a school student though. XDDD;

jynx
June 20th, 2004, 04:06 AM
Interesting question! o_O|||

Whoa! Guss that Unmentionable Mr would be some sort of clown in circuses.
Unmentionable A would be Scientist? Mathematician? Genius?
Unmentionable Pi would probably be unemployed! XDDD
Humph...what will unmentionable J do? A $|u+? <---XDDD

pokeknight
June 20th, 2004, 04:29 AM
I would not love pokemons to be humans because it would destroy the main idea of pokemon!
Anyway i can think of some pokemons being human!
They can be: -
1. Mr. Mime
2. Hitmonchan
3. Hitmonlee
4. Hitmontop etc.

Mudkip84
June 20th, 2004, 05:29 AM
Latios and Latias already have jobs!!!

If pokemon were humans I would hate pokemon so much...

Chairman Kaga
June 20th, 2004, 05:30 AM
I would take all the abandoned Skarmories, Blissies, and Weezings, build shelters for them, and care for them.

IceKitten
June 20th, 2004, 05:53 AM
Blissey would be working in a hospital, what r u talking about Chairman_Kaga?

jynx
June 20th, 2004, 06:22 AM
I think that he might thought that the title is "Which Pokemon you will employ"

Oh well,
Squirtle'd prolly be some kind of gang leader, so as Gengar

Kabutops
June 20th, 2004, 11:24 AM
Whut u talkin bout frostie??? Kabutops is ubar fast :D :P As soon as Ninjask saw him he'd cut off their wings and pin them to cardboard like a bug collection muahahahaha
But Kabuto would be hunted down and used for armor (that's why they became extinct)

Frostweaver
June 20th, 2004, 11:40 AM
Unmentionable B would be working in a hospital, what r u talking about Chairman_Kaga?

If the patient knows anything about the gameboy, they'll die at the sight of those ultimate evils... *shiver*

And chairman_Kaga... because of what you just said, I doubt that we can be friends with each other with such great difference in our beliefs

*holds up sign saying: Be cursed is Unmentionable B, Sn, S and W!*

Kabutops is quite slow for a sweeper... terribly slow... =/
Its speed is quite doubtful if it's over 100 o.o; Ninjask is 180 with speed boost.

IceKitten
June 20th, 2004, 11:48 AM
Or maybe it's prevolved f0rm to reduce heart attacks?

lmao

Kabutops
June 20th, 2004, 11:57 AM
Kabutops is quite slow for a sweeper... terribly slow... =/
Its speed is quite doubtful if it's over 100 o.o; Ninjask is 180 with speed boost.
ohwell even if it IS slow he'll just sneak up on them then do it muahahah

AngelWolfie
June 20th, 2004, 12:36 PM
Espeon would probably be a psychiatrist. T_T I have no clue why.

IceKitten
June 20th, 2004, 12:43 PM
Pikachu would be a football, ok sorry about that XD

Kabutops
June 20th, 2004, 12:49 PM
Humans Tig not sport toys...:P pikachu would be an unsuccesful school principal...Emphassis on unsuccesful

Chairman Kaga
June 20th, 2004, 02:08 PM
And chairman_Kaga... because of what you just said, I doubt that we can be friends with each other with such great difference in our beliefs



Lol...I just felt like mentioning the unmentionables, I feel so sorry for them XD

Mudkip84
June 20th, 2004, 03:36 PM
Ho-oh`s job would e to revive people

asher_son_of_ash
June 21st, 2004, 01:56 AM
I just thought of Gardevoir. It would be a great dancer. XD;; And Pidgeot would probably turn into a Pilot for jet plane. XDDD;;

jynx
June 21st, 2004, 09:35 AM
Scyther would probably be some kind of hair dresser! o_O|||

IceKitten
June 21st, 2004, 10:29 AM
No it would be a master chef o_o

Porygon
June 21st, 2004, 10:30 AM
Naw. More like a lumberjack XD

Toothache
June 21st, 2004, 11:47 AM
Psyduck - has to be a mime artist :-)
Kyroge - weather man

Porygon
June 21st, 2004, 12:01 PM
Wouldn't Castform be more fitted to be a weatherman?

"Today: Snadstorms in the arctic because I said so!"

IceKitten
June 21st, 2004, 12:11 PM
LOL!

Then it could say ''sorry there is a dramatic change in weather since I'm fighting Salamence, there will be a Blizzard''

lol Porygon that post was so funny I was gonna increase ur rep but I'll decrease it instead lol

EDIT: I can't =/

Kabutops
June 21st, 2004, 12:12 PM
Well a couple ofbaby pokemon would be in a daycare center 24/7 and togetic would be the person watching over all the cute and little babies :)

Toothache
June 21st, 2004, 12:16 PM
Hehe, I said Kyroge as a weather man cos it always rains all the time :-p

I dunno... what about Noctowl as a sharpshooter/sniper? *shrugs*

IceKitten
June 21st, 2004, 12:24 PM
No Toothache that's Horsea, Seadra and Kingdra lol

Ditto would be a red/pink carpet for the queen * L *

Porygon
June 21st, 2004, 12:29 PM
LOL!

Then it could say ''sorry there is a dramatic change in weather since I'm fighting Salamence, there will be a Blizzard''

lol Porygon that post was so funny I was gonna increase ur rep but I'll decrease it instead lol

EDIT: I can't =/
LOL! I'm glad people like my sense of humour XD

Kabutops
June 21st, 2004, 07:24 PM
nooo a sharpshooter would be... umm... tangela :P cause it has camoulflage (or how ever you spell it)

asher_son_of_ash
June 22nd, 2004, 07:51 AM
Feraligatr would be a exercise trainer. XD;; It has big biceps.

Porygon
June 22nd, 2004, 07:52 AM
Poliwrath umm professional swimmer [if it wasn't said yet XD]

Porygon hacker XD

asher_son_of_ash
June 22nd, 2004, 09:13 AM
XD; Yea. Porygon fits the part well enough. But what about Super-Computer-Genius? =3

jynx
June 22nd, 2004, 11:23 AM
Computer programmer! <--That's what its made from

unmentionable J...what kind of job can she do?

Kabutops
June 22nd, 2004, 11:25 AM
Porygon2 would be a super computer genius :P he makes all the virus protection thingies so porygon can't get in :P

jynx
June 22nd, 2004, 11:27 AM
Now,..Porygon's the one who make all those hacks and viruses,
then Porygon2 produce anti-virus programmes against it. XD

IceKitten
June 22nd, 2004, 11:30 AM
What is unmentionable J?

Jynx? O.O

jynx
June 22nd, 2004, 11:35 AM
Yep! Who else would be a she that begins with J?

Kabutops
June 22nd, 2004, 11:50 AM
jynx? :P i dont know it looks like a gu...girl *coughCROSSDRESSERcough*

parallelzero
June 22nd, 2004, 01:01 PM
Luvdisc would b a marriage counciler....lol I dunno how i thought of that

Eliana
June 22nd, 2004, 01:09 PM
Hmmmm jynx would be....
a girl..... lol

pokeknight
June 23rd, 2004, 04:51 AM
I just thought that Mewtwo would be a cloner if it was a human!
Mew would better fit in circus!

Kabutops
June 23rd, 2004, 03:12 PM
Mewtwo a cloner !!?!??! DUH! :P i think that Mr.Mime would be an actor, and Charizard and the other fully evolved starters in all the games would be bouncers at concerts! cause there big!

Mew13
June 23rd, 2004, 04:22 PM
Snorlax would be the ULTIMATE HEAVYWIEGHT CHAMP!!!

Kabutops
June 23rd, 2004, 06:46 PM
of course, since no one comes near his weight they cant compete in his weight class :P

asher_son_of_ash
June 23rd, 2004, 09:36 PM
Bellossom is a most evolved form. XD; How can she be a bouncer?

Kabutops
June 23rd, 2004, 09:40 PM
i said most evovled STARTER :P

asher_son_of_ash
June 23rd, 2004, 10:36 PM
OH! XD; -whacks head- I'm so stupid, at times. O.O' I just had a thought. What if Ninjask was a samurai?

Jirachi
June 24th, 2004, 02:46 AM
of course, since no one comes near his weight they cant compete in his weight class :P
Idiot.

Metagross and Groudon exceed Snorlax in weight.

The Psychic Psycho
June 24th, 2004, 04:20 AM
Computer programmer! <--That's what its made from

unmentionable J...what kind of job can she do?

Jynx would be working at a psychic hotline XD

Porygon
June 24th, 2004, 07:27 AM
Lol. Something else, too, but I won't say anything. Family board, apparently XD

jynx
June 24th, 2004, 09:07 AM
Jynx would be working at a psychic hotline XD
What's psychic hotline?
And why? >.<"

Haunter would be kind of clown?

I always imagine Alakazam as some sort of magician XD

MysticGrandpaGohan
June 25th, 2004, 06:12 AM
Nah, I think Dragonair would be a better weathercaster?

Just my guess.:P