The KFC fanclub!!!??O_o

[Lady Nicole]

But we need it for the noodles..8(

Not to worry, my dear friend! I can make my own time machine! You can borrow it =P

[Lumine]

Not to worry, my dear friend! I can make my own time machine! You can borrow it =P

Get out of here lady, we don't need your despicable ancient time machine, we need more chickens =<

[Mike™]

My Time Machine owns anyways. x.X

[Avolition]

Wait, what are we talking about? I can use my magical chicken bucket to travel through time anyway.

[Mike™]

Wait, what are we talking about? I can use my magical chicken bucket to travel through time anyway.

*Steals to add power to my Time Machine* XD.

[reaper121]

*gives Itachi the ancient toster of time travel to make his time machine ULTIMATE!!!!!*
It also makes teh best cheese tosties

[Mike™]

Yes! My Time Machine is complete! Anyone want to use it to see my future?

[Bishopk]

Yes! My Time Machine is complete! Anyone want to use it to see my future?

What about my future? Gifs me sum lub.

[Mike™]

Your Future is... Perfect! You get 100 Billion dollars, a Mansion, a Wife, a Name change (seriously) and a lot of other things.

[reaper121]

what about mine
i gave you a toster, make mine good :)

[Dragonzilla]

heh itachi...wats in mai furture...O.o

[Avolition]

I'm not sure I want to know about my future. But finally, I got a place free from trolling. Of course, this club is gonna go up to the top of the thread thing when I post, and a troller(I have a certain one in mind) is gonna see my name next to it and come troll here.

[Dragonzilla]

hmmmm im really craving KFC....... and i don't know why...

and apparently i've been demoted to a part-time worker....I din't deserve the avatat......lol

[Hero of Time Link³]

Dude add me to the members list! I just had KFC yesterday with 9 pieces and Chicken Teriyaki!

[Lumine]

Dude add me to the members list! I just had KFC yesterday with 9 pieces and Chicken Teriyaki!

They serve chicken teriyaki over at KFC now? o.O
Wow I'm missing out.

[kimi_catdemon]

No kidding...here's it only BBQ sause, but I live in Texas...>>;;

[Shiraishi]

Lucky, I'd rather live in Texas than NYC..(Cheaper houses D:<)

[wolfie1177]

Well I'd rather live in NYC than NJ. City life's where it's at.

[Dragonzilla]

Well I'd rather live in NYC than NJ. City life's where it's at.

ugh i hate the city, its just a big place full of inconsiterate jurks...

[reaper121]

i hate where i live
do you know why

NO KFC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
*shoots self*

[Shiraishi]

i hate where i live
do you know why

NO KFC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
*shoots self*


ZOMG O.o; You live in international waters don't you ._.;

[Avolition]

NO KFC???!?!?!?!???!??!??!?! We should take you and your friends to live with us, then bomb that place. >:O

[Dragonzilla]

U need to update teh first post
A club for KFC fans to we take over PC =D

I found this pic on photobucket and I just have to share it. (No, I'm not racist..I'm half black and I still think its funny o.o)

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u260/Damiiano/KFC.gif


Shiraishi's Slaves Employees list:
1.Shiraishi
2.Lumine
3.Name
4.Bishopk
5.luckyCHARMS
6.Anti-Pop Culture Warrior 13
7.Zanacross
8.Flareblade
9.Pokefan2007
10.~Mithos~ <--Janitor Lol he thinks hes the assistant manager O=
11.Waffles-san (Don't sell our recipe to IHOP pl0x)
12.Alakazam17
13.sims756(Lucky number 13 O.o)
14.Azonic
15.ChrisG14
16.Suicune619
17.xxxSabaxxx
100.Itachi2007 He's from teh future >.>
18.Reaper121
19.El Captino
20.-Sk8-
21.^VAdvanced9V^
22.Lonewolfx44
23.LadyNicole The 3rd 1st KFC female employee!
24.Kuro
25.Xairmo
26.The Songbird
27.Musashi-kun
28.orange
29.wolfie1177
yeah i got a name change...DEAL W/ IT!!!!!

NO KFC???!?!?!?!???!??!??!?! We should take you and your friends to live with us, then bomb that place. >:O

lol

[Mike™]

So liek, I heard I'm underpaid. And I never knew it. *Readies Anti-Pop's Gun)

[Lumine]

So liek, I heard I'm underpaid. And I never knew it. *Readies Anti-Pop's Gun)

What? you're looking for a raise? get out!!

jk

[Mike™]

Actually, I wasn't. I did it of bordom. KFC workers don't shoot. :P I was pretending to do it to get a raise.

[Lumine]

Actually, I wasn't. I did it of bordom. KFC workers don't shoot. :P I was pretending to do it to get a raise.

I'll raise your salary after you've finished cleaning the bathroom =|

[Mike™]

I'll raise your salary after you've finished cleaning the bathroom =|

Sounds interasting. And a defenite yay *Cleans it super-fast* Also, I won the Mudkip War in your fanclub. XD. Photobuket rules.

[Lumine]

Sounds interasting. And a defenite yay *Cleans it super-fast* Also, I won the Mudkip War in your fanclub. XD. Photobuket rules.

You get a free bucket if you clean up my office aswell =P

Orly?

[M.I.A]

Oo i lurve KFC! te chiken is so gud! Plz can i get a job here? join this fanclub?

[Mike™]

Yay. *Cleans up Super-Fast*. I won in the fan Club. Round 3? *Get's his Free Bucket.*

[reaper121]

NO KFC???!?!?!?!???!??!??!?! We should take you and your friends to live with us, then bomb that place. >:O

OMG! lets do it!
bomb it, bomb it now :badsmile:

[Wrong turn]

bbbbbboooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb aaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ttttthe competeng restaurants kill taco bell mcdonalds burger king wendys subway ect

[reaper121]

no way fool, subways nice!
but bomb all the others :D

[Xairmo]

bbbbbboooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb aaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ttttthe competeng restaurants kill taco bell mcdonalds burger king wendys subway ect
dont kill taco bell!! the KFC corporation owns taco bell!! it also owns pizza hut
so be aware that taco bell and pizza hut are our allies

[Avolition]

The first post needs to be edited. I'm not in the list of workers. D:

[Shiraishi]

You aren't? O.0 Probably wasn't online the day you asked to join :/ Edited~

[kimi_catdemon]

I'm not on it either..I am going on strike until I honored as a slave..8(;;;

[Avolition]

We can get Sonic the Hedgehog to confuse the enemies (other fast food places) and then we destroy them.

Sonic: Kids, there's nothing cooler than being hugged by someone ya like. But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's good. First, you say "That's good." Then, you get someone you like. Then you get outta there.

Sonic: Most important, ya gotta touch someone you like. Then, you touch someone you trust, like your parent, your teacher, or a police officer. Then, you say THAT'S GOOD.

That sounds confusing enough to outsmart them.

[Mike™]

Let's destroy IHOPS. *Uses our Mascot, Sonic the Hedhehog.*

[Avolition]

No. IHOP owns. Destroy Burger King. With their innuendo. "Wake up with the King!"

[Lumine]

No. IHOP owns. Destroy Burger King. With their innuendo. "Wake up with the King!"

Couldn't agree more there XD
Don't forget we have a few gigantic pepper missiles at the back of our store.

[Xairmo]

lets destroy pop-eyes and blimpies!

[Pokefan2008]

Let's Joe's as well! Down with Joe's! http://www.unclejoesdiner.com/Uncle_Joes_Logo.gif


:t149:Pokefan2007

[M.I.A]

Yes...hahahahah lets also take over Wendys..or at least drestroy it :8 (goes back to polishing shiraishis desk..)

[Avolition]

Yeah, Wendy's sucks. They should be killed. :D

[Lumine]

Someone hasn't cleaned my desk today, I might fire a few of you =\

[Pokefan2008]

Don't forget about Benny's! http://www.agilitynut.com/05/6/bennys.jpg


:t149:Pokefan2007

[Avolition]

The KFC in that picture is behind Benny's. We must destroy.

[Shiraishi]

Lets sick Ronald on them >.> He's captive after all.. POLISH HARDER SASUKE D<

[Xairmo]

Someone hasn't cleaned my desk today, I might fire a few of you =\
Lumine can i get a promotion please =D

[Lumine]

Lumine can i get a promotion please =D

My dear brother, from now on you are our new janitor, I mean my executive assistant XP (Itachi 2007 can't do things on time XD jk)

[Xairmo]

Yay! Muahahahaha im movin' up in the world >=3

[M.I.A]

Ill get right on your desk,lumine! *cleans&polishes it*....Phew...that took a while...my shifts over...

[Bishopk]

And where do I stand? As a founding member, I should get some serious privalages.

[─AdvancedK9─]

All right so our Allies here are:

KFC (duh)(Kentucky Conquered States of America)
Pizza Hut(USA)
Chick-fil-a (suspision mode)
Subway (Independent Californian Republic)
Quizno's (yay!)(Advancedk9's Trukaluma Islands)
Taco Bell(Central America)
Taco Palenque (lil mexican restaurant in my lil town)(Mexico)
Golden Corral (Reindependent Texas Republic)
Red lobster (Canada)
Olive Garden(North Italy)
Extreme Flavors
Sonic (Tokyoko Japan)

This is starting to sound like WWIII, starting up with Food debate and here we are, the Allies, Our Main Axis Enemies are:

Benny's
Wendy's
Burger King
Whataburger
McDonalds(China)
Pick-a-salad
Papa John's
Dominoe's(Italy)
Adolf Hitler's Pasta (No hitler, No Axis)(Germany)

[Xairmo]

You forgot our biggest threat!! In 'N' Out!!

[Avolition]

What about Jack in the Box or whatever? I don't trust that clown. He might be one of Ronald's friends...

[Bishopk]

Adolf Hitler's Pasta (No hitler, No Axis)(Germany)

I totally lol-ed at that one. Like there's an actual "Hitler's Pasta." Their slogan would be, "100% all-white pasta! 100% Poison-free except our Jewish value meals. Not available in Israel.

[M.I.A]

Wow thats so...Hiltler??/???8D Anyways,Lumine i just finished polishing you desk,and doing all the inventory! 8D at this rate ill be boss in no time!

[Anti]

Quite an...interesting thread guys O_O But how could you forget Olive Garden? Seriously, how could you? And I think Waffle House is a topss-up. We need to make them join our side, I say we give then free Chicken or something.

[Avolition]

Yeah. We need more waffles on our side. The waffles are an incredibly strong ally and a force to be reckoned with.

[M.I.A]

i agree! *everyone looks at me* ...ill get back to work now =D no but seriously we should add them to our allies...

[─AdvancedK9─]

Allies:

KFC (duh)(Kentucky Conquered States of America)
Pizza Hut(USA)
Chick-fil-a (suspision mode)
Subway (Independent Californian Republic)
Quizno's (yay!)(Advancedk9's Trukaluma Islands)
Taco Bell(Central America)
Taco Palenque (lil mexican restaurant in my lil town)(Mexico)
Golden Corral (Reindependent Texas Republic)
Red lobster (Canada)
Olive Garden(North Italy) It's already here!
Extreme Flavors
Sonic (Tokyoko Japan)
Waffle House (uhh... Korea?)
IHOP(South Korea

Axis:

Benny's
Wendy's
Burger King (Kyotoko Japan)
Whataburger
McDonalds(China)
Pick-a-salad
Papa John's
Dominoe's(Italy)
Jack-in-the-Box(C.America)
Adolf Hitler's Pasta (No hitler, No Axis)(Germany)

Wow, there sure are alot of Teams, well, RESTAURANTS! In WWIII, We sould be cautious if any take over PC, it's already claimed by us! KFC!

[Mike™]

I guess the time machine is old. *Uses it to take everybody into the past where It's not old*

[SilencedShooter]

Sweet a time machine. I totally had fried chicken last night......but it was from Publix!!! :O

[Mike™]

*Eats Publix* Oops, sorry, Azonic. ;)

[Wrong turn]

taco bell must throw hot sauce at mcdonalds well throw a 300lb chicken

[Avolition]

Allies:

KFC (duh)(Kentucky Conquered States of America)
Pizza Hut(USA)
Chick-fil-a (suspision mode)
Subway (Independent Californian Republic)
Quizno's (yay!)(Advancedk9's Trukaluma Islands)
Taco Bell(Central America)
Taco Palenque (lil mexican restaurant in my lil town)(Mexico)
Golden Corral (Reindependent Texas Republic)
Red lobster (Canada)
Olive Garden(North Italy) It's already here!
Extreme Flavors
Sonic (Tokyoko Japan)
Waffle House (uhh... Korea?)
IHOP(South Korea


Isn't North Korea Communist or something? O_o

[Shiraishi]

They have Sonic in Japan? *does not remember*

[─AdvancedK9─]

taco bell must throw hot sauce at mcdonalds well throw a 300lb chicken

I feel like i'm being stalked...

Let's see, do we have enough chicken, turkey, fat, and oil? With those ingridients, we could make an atomic bomb, even a H-Bomb if we have enough hot sauce, Mcdonalds first!

[Dragonzilla]

I feel like i'm being stalked...

Let's see, do we have enough chicken, turkey, fat, and oil? With those ingridients, we could make an atomic bomb, even a H-Bomb if we have enough hot sauce, Mcdonalds first!

alright im on it... *heres distant boom* teh deed is done....

[kimi_catdemon]

What about chick fil a? OAO they pose a threat?

[Lady Nicole]

Well hey there, I haven't posted here in a while =D I'm sorry, I got rid of my KFC avatar because I wanted a cute theme instead =P In addition to that, people weren't taking me seriously with that Peach KFC avatar...XD

[Xairmo]

Isn't North Korea Communist or something? O_o
Your mom is communist =D
XD jk

Um can I bomb one of our rivaling fast food joints?
Me likey to make them go Boom.... =D

[Avolition]

Yes she is, and so is North Korea. =\ And go ahead. Might as well take out some competition. Also, why do trollers always come to MY fanclub? >_> If they're trying to make me quit, then good luck.

[Bishopk]

Also, why do trollers always come to MY fanclub? >_> If they're trying to make me quit, then good luck.

At least you have an FC*, lol.




*Anybody PMing me in reference to this statement wanting to make me an FC will be declined, unless you are Anti-Pop or a respected friend

[Claire Bennet]

Lol you can request for a FC now?

[Mike™]

Why does this place die every time??? XD.

[Shiraishi]

KFC is immortal ;_; Sorry for not being active, I found a new MMO game ;D

[Mike™]

KFC is immortal ;_; Sorry for not being active, I found a new MMO game ;D

MMO? What that does that mean?

[Cosmic Tyrant]

I believe it stands for Massive Media Online. Not sure though...

Wow, this place sure has a lot of employee slaves. I shall become one of them, and earn Employee of the month 26 times in a row!!!!!! *has applied*

[Mike™]

I believe it stands for Massive Media Online. Not sure though...

Wow, this place sure has a lot of employee slaves. I shall become one of them, and earn Employee of the month 26 times in a row!!!!!! *has applied*

Er.. trust me, I was a slave, (I don't know what I am now, haven't kept track), and you DON'T wanna be it. Just.. You know what I'm doing. :P

[Dragonzilla]

ha lucky for me i work here part-time...

[Avolition]

There are no part time slaves, lol. Meaning I'm full time. =\

[Dragonzilla]

There are no part time slaves, lol. Meaning I'm full time. =\

i made a deal w/ Shirashi and drugged him so he doesn't remember ;) so i do work part-time....

[Avolition]

Well I'll just have to remind him... Unless you want to make a little monetary offering. ^_^

[Shiraishi]

i made a deal w/ Shirashi and drugged him so he doesn't remember ;) so i do work part-time....

=O!! You have desk duty nows. Nicole can take your spot :D

[Avolition]

Speaking of promotions, I need one. And I need extra KFC. >_>

[Dragonzilla]

=O!! You have desk duty nows. Nicole can take your spot :D

u fool *"Borrows" itachi's time machine and goes back to teh past were u don't remember* O.o

[Faceless*]

Hello guys, I have returned! =)

I'm sorry for the leaving and all, but I had no other choices, but now that everything's back to normal (with the last puzzle piece fitting in, Name returning =P), I'm all good and well!

[Avolition]

Of course, he could read it over again and keep firing you over and over. =\

[Dragonzilla]

*comes out of time machine* yes my plan worked!!!!! wait u still remeber, but but but Name is gone in teh present. IM GOING MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*runs back into teh time machine*

[Faceless*]

You can thank Glisctillery for convincing me to come back, otherwise, I wouldn't have even thought about it =\

[Shiraishi]

WELCOME BACK, NAME! 8D I might actually get back to wi-fi battling, I'm able to copy my shoddy team now that I got a Cresselia.

[Faceless*]

I, however, think wi-fi battling has died out unfortunatly, thanks to shoddy =\

The only real reason I dislike shoddy is because the layering is incredibly crappy. Don't get me wrong here, I know what "shoddy" means, but I can't battle as well as I Wi-Fi battle. Besides, the hax in shoddy is 50% more, OMGGG DID J00 JUST BURN ME WIT FLAMETHROWER?!?!

Oh yes, any players I haven't beaten yet on PC? (Besides aragorn... that will be dealt with when I'm a master at battling..) such as members who are new to wi-fi battling, or the entire foruym itself lol

[Avolition]

I can't download Shoddy for some reason. When I click download, it just opens a whole bunch of tabs in Firefox. Maybe I should try in IE. Unless it opens up a billion separate windows. That would suck. >_>

[Shiraishi]

IE 7 has tabs :x Yea, most of my friends have trouble with shoddy :/

[Dragonzilla]

IE 7 has tabs :x Yea, most of my friends have trouble with shoddy :/

ha i use IE 7.. anyway when on the shoddy page i can't connect to any servers, so yeah...its proabably something going on today...

[Faceless*]

Shoddy is very crappy, it's just the entire program itself if the servers won't show up

[Shiraishi]

600th post. Shoddy ish working now. ^_^

[Avolition]

IE 7 has tabs :x Yea, most of my friends have trouble with shoddy :/

It does on my mom's computer, which is a Windows XP. But I have ME, so that's probably it. =\

[Dragonzilla]

i must keep this thread alive..... it keeps dieing

[Lumine]

I'm being generous and unstinting today so here's some treats for you KFC slaves (muahahahaha since I outranked you all XD) jokes.. KFC buddies =3

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v333/Mytch_Tran/product-149070.jpg

[Dragonzilla]

swwest *eats all* muahahah no sharing for me!

[Faceless*]

*Football players tackle and massacre Flareblade*

[~Mithos~]

hey, still defending my title as assistant manager whats up?

[Dragonzilla]

*Football players tackle and massacre Flareblade*

*Raises hand into the air* I'm O.K!

[Avolition]

*suddenly a truck comes up and runs over Flareblade*

[Tacharine]

Hey, can I be apart of KFC?

*Gets hit by truck*

[Dragonzilla]

ha right before the truck hit i did a subsitution jutsu! ha i'm safe :p

[Avolition]

Naruto doesn't exist in real life... you're dead. =\

[Dragonzilla]

who says this is real life.O.o

[Avolition]

Me. Cause if I was in the Naruto world I wouldn't be wasting time with you, I'd be kicking Sasuke's ass. I hate him so much. Along with most characters. Except Shino or whatever and Akamaru. They don't talk. =\

[Bishopk]

What? You h8 teh narutoes?
Shikamaru ftw.

[Faceless*]

I hate Naruto [period.]

I don't even get the appeal of it

[Lady Nicole]

Forgive me for being a noob, but what's Naruto? >.< I've only vaguely heard of it before. Is it an anime?

[Dragonzilla]

Forgive me for being a noob, but what's Naruto? >.< I've only vaguely heard of it before. Is it an anime?

its an anime about a ninja named naruto....

[Yami Mary]

I'm not dead!!!!

Naruto, eh?

Check wikipedia.org, they'll have plety stuff 'bout it!
I never really got into it, but I'll read fanfictions about the TV show.... (Sees an 18 wheeler truck barreling towards me) Oh crap, I gotta ru- (Gets squished)

[Avolition]

I hate Naruto [period.]

I don't even get the appeal of it

Good. I hates the characters so much. Which is why I only like the ones that don't talk. I've seen from the beginning to (estimated) episode about 120, so I can say I have a pretty good reason to hate it. =\

Forgive me for being a noob, but what's Naruto? >.< I've only vaguely heard of it before. Is it an anime?

Oh noes, we have to get you out from under that rock. =\

[Dragonzilla]

man why does this thread keep dying????? I must save it anyhow I'm not that big of a naruto fan the only time I watch it is at my friend's house he tells me liek every thing about it during school though...

[Careful With That Axe, Pichu!]

swwest *eats all* muahahah no sharing for me!

*Football players tackle and massacre Flareblade*

*Raises hand into the air* I'm O.K!

*suddenly a truck comes up and runs over Flareblade*

I hate Naruto [period.]

I don't even get the appeal of it

its an anime about a ninja named naruto....

And that is only this page. I just don't wanna see the rest of 'em.

This is not an "Act Stupidly Club". Stop spamming and going offtopic. First attention call, if you keep it I'll close it personally.

[Wrong turn]

I'm being generous and unstinting today so here's some treats for you KFC slaves (muahahahaha since I outranked you all XD) jokes.. KFC buddies =3

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v333/Mytch_Tran/product-149070.jpg

thank you *eats it all* urp *bes sick* uhhhhhhh i dont feel good *sicks out blood* oh no *faints*

[─AdvancedK9─]

People! Ignorance isn't bliss! Unless you try to ignore the skinny chicken.Anyway trucks have norevelanceto how delicious KFC can be. Now KFC really needschicken sandwiches,that's why Chick-fil-a is pwning us and may join the axis restaurants.Now who wants to throw a nuclear turkey bomb at Hirosima in Kyotoko Japan?(BK). DQ's joining in the allies just cause BK stoped the whoppers >:o.

[Avolition]

Yeah guys, back to talking about KFC. Even though this whole topic is pretty much spam, cause we're talking about something that'll never happen. But anyway, yeah. Now then. What are we taking over next?

[reaper121]

do i have to have a kfc avatar, cause mine is rubbish

[Shiraishi]

I used photobucket for mine. Avatar=Uniform :o

[Avolition]

Does that mean I'm actually Stewie in a Colonel Sanders costume? xd

[reaper121]

:shocked:we have had no posts since the 20th!!!
yayz! christmas eve
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/80/322353938_a66968393a_m.jpg

[Dragonzilla]

:shocked:we have had no posts since the 20th!!!
yayz! christmas eve
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/80/322353938_a66968393a_m.jpg

lol, *gasp* I'm out of uniform!!!

[Xairmo]

So if avatar=uniform does that mean im Renji?!
Yay my dream has come true, I have become renji and i work at KFC XD

[Shiraishi]

lol, *gasp* I'm out of uniform!!!

INSUBORDINATION. Janitor duty for you >.>

[Dragonzilla]

INSUBORDINATION. Janitor duty for you >.>

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

whatever since I can't really resist I'll start cleaning

[Shiraishi]

Clean the roof. Lawl.

I wanna make someone wear a Colonel costume and dance outside our restaurant. XDD

[sims796]

I finally fixed my avatar! You like?

[Shiraishi]

Loving the avatar, sims :D I just got Super Paper Mario btw. SPOILERS...AHH...THEY BURN...

[Dragonzilla]

I finally fixed my avatar! You like?

o BEEEEEEEEEEAST!!!!!!!!! *Shirashi sends me an evil look*
alright I'll get back to mopping the roof.


why do I even have to work its flippen christmas eve for peeps sake

I got SPM a couple weeks ago...its fun, but my brother accidentaly saved it at one point were there was a lot of enimes and I had 1 health left and I was out of mushroom shakes...

[Wrong turn]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

whatever since I can't really resist I'll start cleaning

ill be the janitor and clean the chicken *eats chicken* *opens mouth* look how clean i made it

everyone else: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

what

i just cleaned the chicken

*eats the bone chokes dies*

[Avolition]

Tha was kinda dumb. =\

Anyway, what do I clean? :D

[Wrong turn]

im hungry *eats 2000lbs of chicken throws up* uhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhh *throws up again* aaaahhahaha *eats chicken coated in vinegar* erhurhurerehruehruerh eeelelelefd *throws up a lot* ehhhh *drinks medicene* hmm whats on the label hmm causes drowsiness hmm thats funny i dont feel.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
next month
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
*wakes up* ahh my free bucket of chicken has gone off!

[Shiraishi]

^That was painful to read :D Wooty can clan in front of the store, MEH HATE LITTER.

[Anti]

im hungry *eats 2000lbs of chicken throws up* uhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhh *throws up again* aaaahhahaha *eats chicken coated in vinegar* erhurhurerehruehruerh eeelelelefd *throws up a lot* ehhhh *drinks medicene* hmm whats on the label hmm causes drowsiness hmm thats funny i dont feel.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
next month
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
*wakes up* ahh my free bucket of chicken has gone off!

This thread is going downhill fast :/

Guys, ironically, I just had KFC today. It was actually very tasteful, but it took a few minutes to take all the grease off the chicken :0 Really though, they make some MEAN chicken fingers, lol

[Avolition]

Orly Owl is gonna be my mascot. Give a hoot, don't pollute. :D Someone kick out pokemonpkmn12345. He's nubbing up the store. D:

[Shiraishi]

*hands pokemonpkmn the pink slip*

Have a nice day.

EDIT: Lol wtf, I never added him O_o

[Avolition]

*while he's walking out, I sweep dust into his eyes* Take THAT!

[Hero of Time Link³]

We need a security guard I mean who else is going to protect the 12 secret spices. BTW I had KFC yesterday. Add me to the employee list please!

[Avolition]

I'm already guarding the front, and I have a weapon. A broom! :D We need one for the back entrance, just in case.

[Hero of Time Link³]

I'll go do the back. Oh and you'll need a better weapon.*hands Wooty McWoot a dagger*.

[Avolition]

Ooh, pointy. But now what will I sweep with? D:

[Shiraishi]

*Hands Wooty a Gun/Dagger/Broom/Nuke/Dust pan machine* :o

[Avolition]

It's like a KFC swiss army knife. *whistles while sweeping the ground* A robber comes up, jumps at me, I click a button, and the broom turns into a sword. I stab the robber and he dies. Lulz.

[Bishopk]

Just in case you were wondering, you never assigned me to a station.

[Shiraishi]

Assistant Manager? I don't even know what I am ._. CEO pl4rz.

[Xairmo]

i think i was an executive soemthing, Lumine promoted me =D
ooh could i also be the guy who beats the people that work to slow cuz theyre old or challenged =D

[Shiraishi]

Hrm.. Who wants to be Slave Human Resources?O.o

[Xairmo]

So was that a yes to the beatings or a no?
Hman resources huh, would i get to beat more people =D

[Chompah :x]

I <33 KFC.
May ii join?
lol@thaa kfc nfl video.

[Shiraishi]

Whoo! Moar slaves employees..

[Wrong turn]

give me another chance im full of chicken anyway it took me 3 hours to scrub all that grease off my fingers my doctor says if i eat one more piece of chicken ill die

[Avolition]

No. Gtfo. Go work for Ronald or something. =\

[Wrong turn]

ill work at burger king then burgers are better than chicken i will eataburger

[Avolition]

Okay, but you'll get fat. And iirc, they're on the enemy list, so soon we'll be blowing you up. =\

[Anti]

Really, I agree with the "Management" on this. Crapping up the thread with random crap is really irritating >.> And also, bas grammar going "ya I liek 70t411y sW3p7 teh fl004z 34r1e4 Ye4H!" Really ,even for a joke fan club like this it is just plain irritating.

BTW, if anybody could hook me up with a KFC Avatar with an Ambipom head over Colonel Sanders' head, I'd be most appreciative.

BTW, where is Chipotle is all of this?

[evilcheese]

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc3/chimchar59/ambipom.gif

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc3/chimchar59/ambipom.gif

can i join?

[Shiraishi]

Sure you can :x Beware, we're on vacation XD (our inactiveness)

[Lady Nicole]

Sure you can :x Beware, we're on vacation XD (our inactiveness)

On vacation? Are you serious? XD Wow I haven't posted here for a long time! :paranoid:

[Cascoon is EPIC]

may i join i love CHICKEN!

[Shiraishi]

Congratulations, TDB for making the 666th post!!

Added~

[Lumine]

I tried the KFC twister roll while I was on holidays (noooooooo I gained 0.55g!!!!!!) but it tastes good..

[Quidoo]

KFC, huh? Yum...can I join?
Ummm...sis, why are you here? O.o you're a veggie!

[Cascoon is EPIC]

I just went to kfc today and I LOVE THE DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CAKE! (I felt like i gained weight though ._. )

[Cascoon is EPIC]

*free bump*

does anyoe have a renji/ KFC avatar?

also woot i got the 666 th post now i just need 777th to be holy!

[─AdvancedK9─]

Hey guys, i'm back from my vacation. seriously, school, i promise i'll work full time during summer unless i have to go somewhere in vacation without privacy in the internet(which may as well be often)

so what did i miss? Did we bomb hitler's pastas with the special KFC-bomb formula?

[Alakazam17]

I made a Renji avatar for a member awhile ago:

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d92/MetaZam/KFrenji.jpg

[Zanacross]

La la la
Kfc
lalala
Oh glorious Kfc
lalalalalalalalala
KFC our Marvolous KFC
lalalalalalalaalalalala

Im here to reclaim my job of Janitors assistant.

I will also go with any gender to get my job back

I still have the most post's here

Muhahahahaha i am the best KFCER

[Cascoon is EPIC]

Is KFC dead or something >.>?

[evilcheese]

well shirashi said everyones on vacation maybe you could start a topic or something they do here.

[Omerta]

Well hello fellow slaves! It's been a while since I last posted here, and obviously I have an important reason;

I had KFC 5 days ago and it tasted damn good.

[Bishopk]

So... every time I came to Pokécommunity in the past month, my compy crashed.
Must be my lucky night!

*Will ask for KFC for birthday dinner*

[Kayashi]

I need a KFC avatar. But what to be the head. o.o

<3s KFC.

[─AdvancedK9─]

Damn, If my boss sees me after my unapproved vacation, he'll demote me from Global Admin to Assistant assistant assistant assistant assistant assistant Bathroom Janitor! *shudders* I must sneak in.


Hello everybody! Umm... That is not a Lawyer Suit I have, umm, It's just the new KFC Style :nervous:. So. Did we bomb Burger King yet. Cause after a horrible brotherly experience. I feel like bombing McDonalds first. ....

PLEASE DON'T DEMOTE ME! I LOVE MY JOB!

It's just that i have a family and i won the lottery :)

BTW I'll also be Sheriff to protect KFC from all intruders *Prepares the Gratohnater for pokemonpkmn12345*