Most Incompatible Breedings

[Delirium]

Ok, I don't believe there has been a thread like this before so I'll start it.

Have you ever thought about breeding compatibility? I mean, everyone who plays the game boy games knows very well the compatibility between pokemon families. But try thinking about this:

Take Charizard as an example. It can breed with pokemon inside it's own family - the Charizard family (or monster family or dragon family, whatever). Now, think about the pokemon that are part of this family - take Horsea for instance. Theorically, a Charizard would be able to... produce an egg with a Horsea of the opposite gender. But is that physically possible? I can't imagine how something like this could ever happen...

Following this example, I want you guys to think and pair up the most incompatible pokemons you can come up with.

I'll start it: small, cute Pidgey and a huge Aerodactyl. ^^

What else...?

[jynx]

Meowth, Vupix: Cat...fox...
Jynx, Illumize: Ewwwwww....bug!
Magmar, Electabuzz: I thought that Electabuzz hates red!

[Iveechan]

I had an idea that the two Pokemon used some sort of magic powers to craft an egg in which the baby inside had both of their genes.

But magic aside, I find these couplings to be weird:

the classic skitty and wailord
cacturne with... anyone (ouch!)
diglett... with anyone.
ratata and ekans... does ekans eat its mate when finished?

[jynx]

Maybe!
I don't think their sizes can be suitable for mating!
Male Wailord and Female Skitty...o_O||| IMPOSSIBLE!

[stewie&rupert]

i cant imagine a floughting poison ghost(gengar) and a pile of duu(muk)...
and wich side does mawile use. does it use th sw*ll*w atk. XD
i could see diglet but *shutters* ahh too disgusting...
sharpedo will use rough skin and thatll hurt alot.
bellsprout.......let me not even say it.
snorlax, wailord, and anyother pokemon that weighs alot will crush its mate nomatter wat gender.

[Delirium]

i cant imagine a floughting poison ghost(gengar) and a pile of duu(muk)...
and wich side does mawile use. does it use th sw*ll*w atk. XD
i could see diglet but *shutters* ahh too disgusting...
sharpedo will use rough skin and thatll hurt alot.
bellsprout.......let me not even say it.
snorlax, wailord, and anyother pokemon that weighs alot will crush its mate nomatter wat gender.

Definetly, nothing that weights over a ton would be able to get a smaller parter (even though this is possible in the game). ^______________^
Wailord and Skitty! XXXD

[Frostweaver]

Pokemon may act like Penguins when they're drafting the egg... just brushing against each other instead of the usual procedures that we think about ^_^;

[Rift]

Latias and Latios...THEY'RE BROTHER AND SISTER!!! XD

Bulbasaur and Charmander (meleon, izard) cause if Bulbasaur got to close to the tail...XD

Skitty and Growlith: Dog and cat XD

Meowth and Pikachu: Cat and rat XD

Wailord and Natu: Ouch...

[Delirium]

Pokemon may act like Penguins when they're drafting the egg... just brushing against each other instead of the usual procedures that we think about ^_^;

Yep, that's a very good theory. *imagining the situation* Even though... Snorlax and Ekans? Brushing against each other...? XXXD I dunno they can even breed an egg, but it would be really funny!

[lil' jose]

Hitmonchan and hitmontop. Eww

[Iveechan]

Latios/Latias and Hitmonchan/Hitmontop don't even breed together. Choose real pairings.

[Porygon]

I don't think that's anywhere in the rules XD

Porygon and anything XD

[JamZan]

Sometimes to scare myself I like to think about Female Mr.Mime.

[IceKitten]

Skitty and Wailord XD XD XD

um....male Luvdisc and anything? =P

Girafarig pair? O.O

Skarmory = painful

Psyduck and Skowpoke (they know how to?)

*closes book*

[Rift]

I think they can, itd just take a few years to get done though XD

Pidgey and Moltres XD

Sharpedo and a Whismer XD poor thing

Brock and any girl XD

[Delirium]

I think they can, itd just take a few years to get done though XD

Pidgey and Moltres XD

Sharpedo and a Whismer XD poor thing

Brock and any girl XD

XXXXD Brock and any girl! Impossible! haha!

[PichuSecretBase]

Ash and Misty... nu-uh
Scott and Moltress XD
Tyroge and Hitmonchan *ewwww*
Tyroge and Hitmonlee *ewww*

[Iveechan]

If Hitmonchan "bred" with Tyrogue, that would be incest. Or statuatory rape. One of those things.

[Lady Machoke]

Volbeat or Illumise with any humanshape Pokémon; I don't want to picture that!
Nosepass with any Pokémon
Horsea with either Ekans, Arbok, or Seviper

[stewie&rupert]

ash with any girl..no siriously its impossible

mewtwo will brain wash any girl to ...well u know where hes getting at XD

Nosepass with any Pokémon
nosepass would just stand still :laugh:

i wonder wat ditto transforms into wen mating with a female or male pkmn or human!!!

male jigglypuff or clafary with anything

primeape will be firious if the mate isnt good enoughXD

abra will teleport if jynx comes up to lovly kiss it.

female koffing....u know, all the holes it gots which one du u pick XD

give blaziken a suit of armer and he'll look like trojan(trojaken, the rooster u trust)XD:laugh:

[^^NICK^^ v.3.0]

Tentacruel and Corphish
Pikachu and Girafarig
Gardevoir and Muk
Slaking and Whismur
Vileplume and Ludicolo (eww...)
Aron and Tropius

[Houndour2004]

That would be funny with Misty and Ash, and Pidgey and Moltres, or Pikachu and Raichu with Snorlax.

[IceKitten]

or Pikachu and Raichu with Snorlax.
You mean a threesome? o_O

[BladeForever]

You mean a threesome? o_O
Crap! >_< this has turned out so wrong.. Images! IMAGES! >_< Well I guess I'll play along, as long as it doesent have a negative effect on me. How about Wailord & Pichu o.O (breeds a Wailchu eww if possible) (I havent lost my mind yet...)

~Blade~

[Lady Machoke]

Here's some more:

Glalie with any Pokémon; How can they mate with a flying face?
Zubat, Golbat, or Crobat with bird Pokémon; Bats are mammals dammit!
Metapod, Kakuna, Silcoon, or Cascoon with any bug Pokémon

[Delirium]

Here's some more:

Glalie with any Pokémon; How can they mate with a flying face?
Zubat, Golbat, or Crobat with bird Pokémon; Bats are mammals dammit!
Metapod, Kakuna, Silcoon, or Cascoon with any bug Pokémon

Good ones!

I was also thinking about ditto and big pkmn. I mean, Ditto is SMALL so how can it transform into a huge thing like a Blastoise? It must be really elastic! *thinking:if two people hold a ditto and pull it at opposite directions, how long can a ditto become? 5-10m?* ^^

[IceKitten]

I didn't know Wailord and Pichu can breed

They can't lol, pick real ones http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/funny/jump1.gif

[Triaspia]

realy weird (not sure if it works)

wailord(largest pokemon in existance)
diglet(smalest pokemon in existance)

[asher_son_of_ash]

o.o; Oh the terror!! Horrible images engulf my mind! Oh well, I guess another mating pair is Blaziken x Vulpix. o.O; Torkoal x Numel. {Or was it another fire type?}