Rate mah pokey and the mon plz

[ChrisG14]

Took my own advice and started a team on Shoddy, mixed with my own preferances and badassery(word?).

Emowolfsbane(Absol)@Focus Sash
EV: 252 Atk/ 252 Spd/ 6 HP
Nature: Adamant
Trait:Super Luck
-Swords Dance
-Sucker Punch
-Stone Edge
-Psycho Cut

My bread n buttah. People don't know what the hell and Absol does, so they prep up Weavile/random Sweeper for sweeping and I SD. They don't even think about Sucker Punch, the STAB and the Critical hits. Stone Edge for the Staraptor/Swellow of the world and Psycho Cut is useful against Gengar/Cressila/Machamp.

Marriland Wannabe (Azumarill)@Leftovers
EVs: 252 HP/ 233 Atk/ 25 Def
Nature:Adamant
Trait: Huge Powah!
-Waterfall
-Aqua Jet
-Brick Break
-Aqua Tail

Yes, I know that there's Aqua Tail and Waterfall, but they work as a fantastic Cressy counter. They set up Refelct, I use Waterfall. I use Brick Break to "break the walls down!", they use random attack, then I Aqua Tail for some good damage. Though I would like something else, Superpower?

Kibbles n Bits(Electivire)@Expert Belt
EVS: 12 HP/ 246 Atk/ 166 Spd/ 86 Sp. Atk
Nature: Lonely
Trait: Motor Drive
-Thunderbolt
-Earthquake
-Ice Punch
-Cross Chop

Mixedvire, takes and EQ from Metagross and lives to EQ back.

Danny Girl(Donphan)@Leftovers
EVS: 252 HP/ 96 Atk/ 160 Def
Nature: Impish
Trait: Sturdy

-Knock Off
-Ice Shard
-Rapid Spin
-Earthquake

She spins for Absol and knocks off Lefties from old pink Fatass and Metal Birdy. :D Oh:

MC Pee Pants(Skarmory)@Leftovers
EVS: 252 HP/ 66 Atk/ 192 Def
Nature: Impish
Trait: Sturdy

-Drill Peck
-Stealth Rock
-Spikes
-Roar

Yeah, it can take hits, but it's main job is to set up SR and Roar away.

Ms. Bliss(Blissey)@Leftovers
EVS: 252 HP/ 252 Def/ 6 Sp. Def
Nature: Bold
Trait: Serene Grace

-Thunder Wave
-Seismic Toss
-Aromatherapy
-Softboiled

STANDARD.

[Chérii]

A lot of your pokemon have low speed. Your team needs a Speed Passer.

I find Absol's nickname highly offensive D:

[J-Rad]

true might i recomend gorybus they can pass agility and iron def/anmesia

[ChrisG14]

Ah, I haven't given it The Little Mermaid a whirl, anyone have a good Gorybus EV spread?

[J-Rad]

i use 252hp/130def/130spdef so it can take the first couple hits but when iron def/amnsia is out very little can stop it, its fun passing maxed out def to blissy...

[Faceless*]

Somebody stole my Avatar... =\

You have exactly 0 Special Sweepers, Skarm is gonna love your team

[sims796]

There is NO reason you should have three Water moves. None at all.

Aqua Tail & Waterfall has only a TEN POINT DIFFERENCE. Wow. What a haymaker. Aqua Tail is less accurate, Waterfall is the superior move, especially since it can flinch.

[Eos Aduro]

Skarm wants Roost over either Stealth Rock or Spikes.

[Anti]

Stealth Rock. that move is so overrated. Spikes is much better IMO.

Anyhow, your blissey isn't standard without natural cure.

[Waffle-San]

Ya there really is no need for both Waterfall and aqua Tail on your Azumarril. Yours trategy there is flawed. I'm sure it learns better.

[Anti]

The Vire stratgey is weird-either a CBgross will OHKO you or agiligorss will set up and survive and EQ from you as well :/

[Waffle-San]

I'm suggesting eather Return or Amnesia on that Azumarril.

[Eos Aduro]

Not Amnesia, Belly Drum is sometimes run, but Return is plausible

[Anti]

Retrun and waterfall have great coverage actually.

[Waffle-San]

Why? You don't want to extra Sp. Def? Belly Drum works the best on Linoone. Substitute+Extremespeed+Belly Drum=frustration for your opponent.

[Eos Aduro]

yes, I've seen sets with belly Drum on it though, but Return and Waterfall is goodificness.