View Full Version : Biggset Lie!

December 26th, 2007, 8:44 AM
Tell the biggset lie you can tell**
on pokemon and continue it...

i'll tell one..

i have level 700 raquaza!!

Terry M
December 28th, 2007, 9:46 AM
Oh yeah?!I have a level 5,000 Zapdos!

December 29th, 2007, 1:34 AM
I've got every pokemon, item, berry, and everything and i get to try out the games before they come out and i get an extra 50 levels once one of my pokemon reach 100

Terry M
December 30th, 2007, 5:41 AM
Oh yeah?!I've caught 55 Arceus's and 900 group's of each pokemon!

December 30th, 2007, 5:43 AM
Well, I don't think so!
You see, I've beaten all the games with my ultimate Lv. 1 Bidoof!
Also, I have an ultimate Lv. 1 Magikarp and he beats the league with his almighty attack, Splash!

Terry M
December 30th, 2007, 5:48 AM
Oh yeah?I have a Lv. 1 Igglytuff, which pwned 9,9999 Giratina's!Beat that!

December 31st, 2007, 3:55 AM
I have a Level 1 Missingo which doesnt wreck my game, it's sky attack pwned 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

Terry M
December 31st, 2007, 4:04 AM
Oh yeah?!?!?!My level 0 Magikarp pwned every and each pokemon, 9,9999999999999999999999,9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999,999999999999999999999999999999999999,9999999999999

December 31st, 2007, 4:50 AM
I don't know my Umbreon's level because it's real... It's taking a nap now.
Oh by the way, I'm the world champion, you guys must have heard of me.

Anyhow, It's time for lunch, better wake Umbreon up... We're having a big battle this afternoon.

(how's that for a lie?)

Terry M
December 31st, 2007, 4:59 AM
Well my Jynx who helps around the house, beats up 999 Arceus' each day.

December 31st, 2007, 8:03 PM
gee--- that's all
my pichu in egg~ beats everyone..

January 1st, 2008, 7:50 AM
My make believe Typhlosion created the second universe. Tis true you know.

January 1st, 2008, 9:11 AM
Celebi was just were, it took me back in time to meet Einstein... such a smart man!
Anyway now i'm back in 2008, better train my dialga, it's waiting for me on the roof.
See ya

January 1st, 2008, 10:45 AM
my fortress has the speed of 1,726,423

Emo Kid Cloudé
January 1st, 2008, 10:55 AM
My weedle has higher speed than that -.-

January 1st, 2008, 11:00 AM
my fortress has the speed of 1,726,423

My shuckles attack is higher than that!

Emo Kid Cloudé
January 1st, 2008, 11:02 AM
Hmm, really? What's your shuckles EV's... I might try to get one, almost competes to my Bidoof's attack stat. I one shotted all of the Elite Four's pokémon at level 14

January 1st, 2008, 11:30 AM
I'm me! Top that!
lol I've got a Lv -1 Wailord who totally pwns the League by landing on them!

Emo Kid Cloudé
January 1st, 2008, 11:37 AM
I have an irl gaint red Pikachu.

January 1st, 2008, 11:49 AM
Giant compared to what? A Natu?

I've got a flying Golem!

Emo Kid Cloudé
January 1st, 2008, 11:51 AM
My Golem flies too! o.0 Maybe it's not a lie?

January 1st, 2008, 12:03 PM
My brother's a twit. (Figure out whether that's a lie or not for yourself!)

Emo Kid Cloudé
January 1st, 2008, 12:07 PM
lmao, my brother's the smartest 13 year old ever.

January 1st, 2008, 12:10 PM
Yeah, right.
I'm the best!

Emo Kid Cloudé
January 1st, 2008, 12:11 PM
I'm the worst ;) (May not possibly be a lie)

January 1st, 2008, 11:58 PM
I'm two metres tall! Or not far from it...

Emo Kid Cloudé
January 2nd, 2008, 3:41 AM
I'm only 98cm tall >,> and my Golem is still flying with yours.

January 2nd, 2008, 5:17 AM
I gave birth to mew :D ha ha

January 2nd, 2008, 7:45 AM
My Pikachu can pee standing up

Emo Kid Cloudé
January 2nd, 2008, 9:22 AM
My Dog continuously says 'dog' instead of barking and he breathes fire.

January 2nd, 2008, 9:33 AM
LoL u call that something special, well my arcanine has just destroyed 2 cities with me...

Emo Kid Cloudé
January 2nd, 2008, 9:34 AM
My Arcanine is a water type =/

Lady Nicole
January 2nd, 2008, 9:37 AM
Oh yeah? Well I have a male Blissey called Luigi =P

January 2nd, 2008, 1:12 PM
And I've got a male Chansey!

January 2nd, 2008, 1:16 PM
Hi everyone,

Today, my Nidoran Male evolved into a Nidorina.
Oh, I almost forgot, Geodude evolved into Lugia!
It was sooooo nice!
He can't beat my magikarp, though.
He tried and then magikarp used the ember attack.
That was really hard for my Lugia.
Oh, and I learned my Goldeen Fly.
I saw someone use a Pikachu against a Squirtle yesterday.
How stupid is that? Squirtle used Psychic, so the Pikachu's Wing Attack didn't stand a chance!

Oh and I saw a Pidgey WITHOUT a horn on his head! I didn't believe my eyes!

January 2nd, 2008, 4:37 PM
AND IT LEARED MEGASPLASH WHICH DOES 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 damage!

January 2nd, 2008, 5:25 PM
erm, my DS exploded due to the sheer size of the ATK, DEF, SP.ATK, SP.DEF and SPD of my Articuno!

Terry M
January 4th, 2008, 3:15 AM
Yesterday I met a Votorb that spat out a Banner that says ''TERRY ROX'' and then it pwned 999 Blisseys.

January 4th, 2008, 5:05 AM
Yesterday I met a Votorb that spat out a Banner that says ''TERRY ROX'' and then it pwned 999 Blisseys.

i have a pokemon with 300000000000000000000000000000000000 IV and its level -9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 billion

Terry M
January 4th, 2008, 9:03 AM
Oh yeah?!I have 99999999999,99999999,999999999999999999999,99999999999 bilion shinies that I caught without a pokeradar!

January 4th, 2008, 9:09 AM
Oh yeah?!I have 99999999999,99999999,999999999999999999999,99999999999 bilion shinies that I caught without a pokeradar!

o ya i have999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

Terry M
January 4th, 2008, 9:23 AM
Yeah, just put in tons of 9's.I've caught 999 Magikarps, that are extreme pwnage.Belive me, one splash attack, and you'll faint.

January 4th, 2008, 9:26 AM
I took over the world with my super shrunk Magikarp using Splash.

January 4th, 2008, 9:30 AM
I took over the world with my super shrunk Magikarp using Splash.

i concured the unverse with my magikarp that attacks are ------------

January 4th, 2008, 9:32 AM

January 4th, 2008, 9:34 AM
I am really a Typhlosion and for some reason I know Roar Of Time.

January 4th, 2008, 9:38 AM
I am really a Typhlosion and for some reason I know Roar Of Time.

o ya i am a gulpin that knows volt takle

January 4th, 2008, 10:01 AM
My Male Golem breeded with a Male Gyarados making a Golados

January 4th, 2008, 10:02 AM
My Male Golem breeded with a Male Gyarados making a Golados

this is true i was breeding to male snorelax once and i worked

January 4th, 2008, 10:05 AM
My Magikarp Deafeated Arceus With a Splash attack

TB Pro
January 4th, 2008, 11:59 AM
Guess what?
Today I saw a battle between an Articuno and a Skitty!
Well I'll narrate it for yall!

Go Fluffsters!(skitty)
Go Articwinds!(Articuno)
Fluffers used Mega Super Ultra Omega Bomb Attack!
Articwinds Used Chase Tail!
Articwinds 99% HP
Fluffers 100% HP
Fluffers Began Glowing!
Articwinds Used Pee!
Articwinds 99% HP
Fluffers 72% HP
Fluffers Used Sky Attack!
Articwinds Used Blizzard!
Articwinds 95% HP
Fluffers 51% HP
Fluffers Used Eat Face!
Articwinds Used Scratch!
Articwinds 90% HP
Fluffers 14%
Fluffers Used Assist!
Fluffers used Splash!
Articwind Fainted!
Articwind 0% HP
Fluffers 14% HP

And then The guy with the articuno sent out Arcues(sp?)
And Fluffers Used Splash again and killed it in one hit!

January 5th, 2008, 9:39 PM
Well guess what i am not the creator of this thread and i am stealing your pokemons :D

Đ a r κ
January 5th, 2008, 9:55 PM
Well now, I'm sure you all haven't defeated the Pokèmon league without any Pokèmon like I have and was then shipped to a demo version of the next game ;]

January 6th, 2008, 9:26 AM
You are all inferior, for I have a Lv.999 Caterpie, specially EV trained to have 999 in every stat. His name is TrogDor and he shall pwn you all with his undefeatable Tackle/StringShot/Hyperbeam combo.

Golden Shaymin
January 6th, 2008, 11:18 PM
I was putting honey on trees one day and the lamest thing ever came out.................................
...............guess what it was
do you know what it was

are you sure

very sure?

dont scroll Bibareldown to the bottom first!

January 7th, 2008, 3:13 PM
My lv.-9999999999999999999999999999999991 bidoof pwns all and beats everybody up in all of teh world. It lieks pies :) I don't liek pies though....

What a huge lie ne? Or is this still part of the lie... :)

EDIT - The typo's weren't accidents. I did them on purpose (Am I still lying? Guess XD)

January 9th, 2008, 1:38 PM
Is that all you got?
I am so lucky, that every pokemon i run into is shiny, i've never seen a normal colored pokemon in the game.

Even my starter was shiny!

Also, Gary gave me a Celebi for beating him 99 times

January 9th, 2008, 5:31 PM
you know what My shiny magikarp can beat everyone in one shot
it has no moves no ablity no stat's and no nature hahahah it is unbeatable

January 9th, 2008, 8:23 PM
I feel sorry for all of you because I have a feraligatr who works in KFC and is almighty ruler off ALL UNIVERSES except Disneyworld, he'll pulverise that one. He has the ability to shred any object, molcular or living, up tothe last atoms and erase them from existance with HOLY BLACK HOLE! HAHAHA!.......

Pwnage, ^VAdvancedK9V^

Terry M
January 11th, 2008, 7:09 AM
Did you know that I'm actually a Kadabra with 2 tails?

Every one gets a headache when they see my shadow on TV.

January 11th, 2008, 6:43 PM
Oh yeah?! Well you're all phags.

January 12th, 2008, 10:00 AM
And Mario rules the world! I love this thread!

Minos Yewman
January 13th, 2008, 9:19 AM
Mario was killed by Feebas over 3000000000000 years ago!

January 13th, 2008, 9:39 AM
No, I was killed by Feebas over 3000000000000 years ago!

Virtual Chatot
January 13th, 2008, 9:40 AM
I have a legit Japanese Glitch Darkrai!

Minos Yewman
January 13th, 2008, 9:57 AM
Im so good at lying that I never tell the truth (think about it...............)

January 13th, 2008, 9:59 AM
Good one, Minos :D
- No that wasn't my lie yet -

My Snorlax has anorexia. :(

Minos Yewman
January 13th, 2008, 11:49 AM

January 24th, 2008, 1:21 AM
I beat the entire elite four infinity times(I dont know the real number)with an egg! It knew nothing!
HA! :P

January 24th, 2008, 1:36 AM
Yeah well, I have a Pikachu that I don't want to punch!

Golden Shaymin
January 24th, 2008, 2:18 AM
I have an Action Replay

"Yeah beat that"*sighs in dissapointment

Terry M
January 24th, 2008, 8:28 AM
Oh yeah?I've caught Arceus 100 with my ROM hacker!

January 25th, 2008, 7:53 AM
My Super special awesome Lv. -100000000000 Pidgey can take down 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pokemon with one attack called Sand-attack!!!

January 25th, 2008, 7:58 AM
Well i bet you can't belive this :)

My Hoppip Owned a Level -100 Manaphy With Splash!

Team Poison
January 25th, 2008, 8:31 AM
This is Awesome I finally Caught a Venustoise which is wicked.

January 25th, 2008, 2:38 PM
Oh yeah? I caught a Moldoscuno!
It knows fire, ice, and electric moves, and looks awesome!

Its stats are all 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

January 25th, 2008, 9:29 PM
Oh Yeah i caught all 493 pokemon normal and shiny in one ball

Team Poison
January 25th, 2008, 9:32 PM
I just picked up a Rare Candy that reduces your Pokémon by 1 Level.

January 25th, 2008, 9:36 PM
Oh yeah i Caught a Suiraiti and it has ever attack in the world and has move than for move slots It has infinity


January 25th, 2008, 9:48 PM
The Male Skitty's insignificant sperm can actually reach the massive ovaries of the Wailord.