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Raichu Master
July 8th, 2004, 04:12 AM
Come here to tell all your corny, tacky, stupid jokes! Come on! I can't be the only dork here! :P Hey you can even come here to tell about all things funny.

If there is already one of these...then sorry I didn't see one... :'(

MysticGrandpaGohan
July 8th, 2004, 05:52 AM
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Cause It was too chicken!

~MysticGrandpaGohan~

Shana
July 8th, 2004, 05:56 AM
Lol, I like that one! XD Unfortunatly, I don't have any jokes to share.

Legendary_Pokegirl
July 8th, 2004, 05:59 AM
I ate a worm once.....does that count? XD No it doesnt. I have no jokes to share, Im all joke worn out. O_O;

Shana
July 8th, 2004, 06:03 AM
*chokes* A...a...a...WORM?! Yuck! *chokes again*

Gr8person62.2
July 8th, 2004, 08:45 AM
Does being shot count? lol...

See, I know a few jokes(but probably not funny) but they're all too R rated..

lil' jose
July 8th, 2004, 08:57 AM
I got one! Your mommas so fat she goes to burger king at looks at the menu and says "okay!". not directed towards anyone

Greed
July 8th, 2004, 09:03 AM
Oops, I think there's already a thread like this.. But maybe this one can stay, I have a feeling that the other thread is dead, so hey! This one might not be bad ^^ but this will have to be moved possibly to the Fun Time In Pokeland! spot o.o *giggles*

*dies*. XD

Rift
July 8th, 2004, 11:41 AM
Shouldnt this belong better in Funtime?

Arcanine
July 8th, 2004, 11:43 AM
Yea I think this would go better in Fun Time.
*Moved*

Shiney
July 8th, 2004, 11:44 AM
I don't know, but no dare jokes, I don't want to have to use my sniper rifle...

IceKitten
July 8th, 2004, 11:46 AM
Can I tell a blonde joke plz?

Or isn't that allowed? =P

Shadow Absol
July 8th, 2004, 12:06 PM
I did say corny, and tacky, not to mention all things funny. I love a good blond joke! Fire away! *people point guns at me*....haha...I didn't mean like that

Here's a stupid joke:

Your momma's so fat she can't even fit through that door! *points to a door 35X50*

Shana
July 8th, 2004, 01:48 PM
XD The Mama jokes are funny! I used to know some, but I forget them.

Shadow Absol
July 8th, 2004, 01:56 PM
How many country musicans does it take to change a light bulb?

10...1 to change it, and 9 to sing about how they'll miss the old one

Shana
July 8th, 2004, 02:47 PM
Haha, that's a good one! I'll try to look for some!

Kayleigh
July 8th, 2004, 02:50 PM
Lol, those are funny. This is an actual quote from the host, and one of the contestants on the TV show 'Family Feud':

Host: "Name a yellow fruit".
Contestant: "An orange!"

After that she quickly realized that she had said something stupid, but it's still funny, considering that it actually happened, lol. XD

Shana
July 8th, 2004, 03:00 PM
Good one! I searched on websites for some, here they are!

-Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.
-Yo mama is so dumb, when her radio batteries were dead, she buried them.
-Yo mama so skinny, she can hoola hoop a cheerio!

Shadow Absol
July 8th, 2004, 04:47 PM
Those are pretty funny.

Here's a corny joke:

What did one ear of corn say to the other?

I can't hear you!

HAHAHA! Get corny joke? A joke about corn! HAHAHA...I just came up with that joke now...wow I guess I should be a comedian...but I'm sure that was a joke, but I never heard it before.

IceKitten
July 9th, 2004, 03:38 AM
Ok here it is =P

2 blondes were on a bridge, 1 of them asked how to get to the other side, the other 1 said we're already on the other side!

I laughed so............meh XD

Shadow Absol
July 9th, 2004, 03:42 AM
...What? Two blondes? That should be a burnett and a blonde, cause have two blondes doesn't make sense...here let me redo it for you.

A burnett and a blonde were on a bridge. The blonde asked how to get on the other side. The burnett said we're already on the other side!

NOW THAT MAKES SENSE AND IS FUNNY! hahaha! Actually I like that joke!

Shana
July 9th, 2004, 05:00 AM
I like blond jokes...my friend told me a good one before but I forget what it was. :(

Shadow Absol
July 9th, 2004, 05:15 AM
A blondes on her computer, when suddenly it says, "You've got mail!" she rushes out to check her mailbox. But there was no mail, so she returned to her computer and it said she still had mail, so she went to ckeck again...but there was none. After a few more times of this, her neighbor was cutting the grass and asked, "What's wrong, miss?" and she said, "Well my computer says I have mail!"

Shana
July 9th, 2004, 05:26 AM
Haha! That's a good one!

Heres one I got from a site:

One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time.

''I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!''

jynx
July 9th, 2004, 05:29 AM
If you are eating an apple, seeing how many worms in the apple will make you feel worry?

Answer:a Half of a worm.
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Why is Gardevoir environmentally friendly?

Because it has green fingers!

Shadow Absol
July 9th, 2004, 05:29 AM
hahaha! that's funny... XD

Here's a conversation me and my g/f had:

SHe said, "Are we going to the mall today?"

I said, "Sorry, I can't, I have to ride my horses today."

"Then I'll come with you."

"No you can't. I can't bring anyone along today."

"Then when you come back we can go to the mall."

"No."

"Why?"

"I have no money."

"Oh then forget that idea...why don't you have any money?"

"You spent it all the last time we went to the mall."

Shana
July 9th, 2004, 06:03 AM
Haha, I like that! :laugh: It's even better because it's from real life!

jynx
July 9th, 2004, 06:13 AM
How do you call a sad spaceship?

An Unidentified Crying Object.

Shadow Absol
July 10th, 2004, 05:42 AM
Haha...that was cool

Man i'll out of jokes right now...something funny...let's see...um...ah...um...ah....uh...um.....not nothing...dang I'm so bored right now! XD

Shana
July 10th, 2004, 06:49 AM
Heres one! Why did the chicked cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Isn't that the funniest joke ever! Hahahahaha...

Just kidding! That was lame. XD :laugh:

Da_Green_Teddy
July 10th, 2004, 07:26 AM
Ok, i've got two.
#1: Q:What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A:"Where's my tractor?" LOL HAHAHA... Ok, i know, it wasn't that funny.
#2: A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were caught behind enemy lines and were captured by the enemy military. They were tied to poles for all the soldiers to see them. The brunette whispers, "Hey guys, how about when they come to us , we each yell out disasters to distract them, Ok?" The others agreed. So the military pointed the guns at the brunete first. Just as she was about to be shot, she yelled "TORNADO!!!!" The military looked, and while they were distracted, she got away. So the military pointed the guns at the redhead next. Just as she was about to be shot, she yelled "EARTHQUAKE!!!" THe military looked back, and while they were distracted, the redhead got away. So now they point it at the blonde. They said "Ready.... Aim..." and just then she yelled "FIRE!!!" And you can guess what happened to her :laugh:

Shadow Absol
July 10th, 2004, 09:29 AM
I love Redneck jokes! There so funny! Here's an example:

You know your a redneck when you us your tennis racket as a golf club! XD

Shana
July 10th, 2004, 04:06 PM
Ok, i've got two.
#1: Q:What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A:"Where's my tractor?" LOL HAHAHA... Ok, i know, it wasn't that funny.
#2: A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were caught behind enemy lines and were captured by the enemy military. They were tied to poles for all the soldiers to see them. The brunette whispers, "Hey guys, how about when they come to us , we each yell out disasters to distract them, Ok?" The others agreed. So the military pointed the guns at the brunete first. Just as she was about to be shot, she yelled "TORNADO!!!!" The military looked, and while they were distracted, she got away. So the military pointed the guns at the redhead next. Just as she was about to be shot, she yelled "EARTHQUAKE!!!" THe military looked back, and while they were distracted, the redhead got away. So now they point it at the blonde. They said "Ready.... Aim..." and just then she yelled "FIRE!!!" And you can guess what happened to her :laugh:
XD! I love the second one! It's really funny! Did you make it up yourself?

Shadow Absol
July 10th, 2004, 04:21 PM
That was awesome, I mean the second one! I didn't really like the first one.

Here's a Blond joke:

A Blond, Redhead, and burnette where riding in a pick-up truck, with the blond sitting in the bed. The curve was too sharp and they drove off the cliff and landed upside down in a lake. The blond and the burnette made it out okay but it took 5 minutes for the blond to surface. "What took you so long?" The burnette said.

"I couldn't get the tailgate open!" Was the blondes response.

XD I like that one!

Shana
July 10th, 2004, 05:09 PM
That's a good one! Long live blond jokes! XD

Toothache
July 10th, 2004, 05:18 PM
Two blondes walk into a bar...

You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it coming...

Da_Green_Teddy
July 10th, 2004, 06:09 PM
LOL!!!! That's A Good One!!!

jynx
July 10th, 2004, 11:49 PM
How does a farmer count his cows?

He use a Cowculator! (calculator)
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A man walked into a bar...

and said "OUCH~!"

Shana
July 11th, 2004, 05:40 AM
Lol! I like the bar ones! XD

Raichu Master
July 11th, 2004, 05:45 AM
A hobbit walks into the bar, and orders an 8 ounce glass of beer. The barkeeper then turned around to the hobbit and said, "We only have pints." He then showed him the glass.

The hobbit then said, "Woah! I'm getting me one of them!

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I got that from the lord of the rings: fellowship of the ring.

ASG
July 13th, 2004, 04:28 PM
here's a couple(someone probly posted them but maybe not!):

a lepercon(lep-er-con)(sp) walks up to u and says"can i have a dollor i'm a little short"

next

what do u call cheese that isn't urs? NOTCHOCHEESE!(nacho-cheese not cho cheese) got that from comdy central

next

lets say jim had a marbu(a beer) after about 7 he had a marbu-bu! got that from the radio.

Careful With That Axe, Pichu!
July 13th, 2004, 05:51 PM
hey! i finally have one! the little kid says to his mom:mom,in the school they call me the killer! mom... mommy!.......MOM!....................................

did you get it?

Da_Green_Teddy
July 13th, 2004, 06:39 PM
Umm, I sort of get that one..
Ok, this isn't a joke, but I heard a commercial on the radio where you hear a little kid say, "Look Mommy! I painted you a picture- right here on the wall!"

jynx
July 15th, 2004, 12:48 AM
Jynx: What do you mean that I can't come in?

Shop Keeper: Cause I don't think you can...

Jynx: Your attitude is just the worst I've ever seen! Be thankful you don't live in Hong Kong coz you'll be suspended with this kind of attitude!

Shop Keeper: Be thankful you don't live in Hong Kong too because you can't get in anything!

Jynx: Why can't I?

Shop Keeper: I don't mean I don't want you to come in, what I meant was...er...you are...too fat to go through the door...

Jynx: Oh! Sorry for the misunderstood!

ryan
July 15th, 2004, 04:25 PM
if you were at the bar thread a while ago, you saw me tell this one:
alright, so there are these 3 strings that are working long and hard in the fields. at the end of their long hard day the all decide to go to the bar. the first string goes up to the bartender and says, "hello bartender, i would like a drink"
the bartender says, "are you a string?"
the first srting says, "yes"
and the bartender says, "i'm sorry, we don't serve strings here"
so the first string leaves and the second string comes up to bar and says, "hello bartender, i would like a drink"
the bartender says, "are you a string?"
the second string says, "yes"
and the bartender says, "i'm sorry, we don't serve strings here"
so the second string leaves. the third string who is the smartest of all the strings ties himself into a bow, and messes up his hair a little bit before he goes up to the bartender and says, "hello bartender, i would like a drink"
the bartender says, "are you a string?"
and the string says, "i'm a fraid knot"
get it? afraid not? wow... i kill me...
that's almost as funny as the age old rhyme:
oooooo...... jack fell out of the window!
you'd think that his head would be split!
but luck was with him that morning!
he fell in a pile of..... shaving cream!

jynx
July 15th, 2004, 09:06 PM
hm...well thought! Bit too long though
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*Ring ring!*
A man picked up the phone.
Voice: Husband, I found a marvellous Burberry Hand Bag and it really matches me! Can I buy it?

Man: Of Course!

Voice: Oh, and there's a car sales here, I think we need a new car, shall I buy one? Is blue ok for you?

Man: Course!

Voice: Oh, you've never treated me so well! See ya!
*cuts phone*
Man: Who on earth does this telephone belong to?

ASG
July 16th, 2004, 08:48 AM
i don't know if these r jokes:

tic tac toe three in a row barney got shot by a GIJoe.
with a bangbang here and a bangbang there
barney just lost his hair doing a double dare

i hate u!
u hate me!
lets get together and kill barney
with a bangbang here and a double droping dare!!!
we just took barneys fortified lair!

(sorry if is in proper)

Deoxys55
July 17th, 2004, 01:42 PM
LOL:
Two boys were camping one day without a watch. One boy said:
"Hey, what time is it?"
"I don't know. Lets start making lots of noise, then we'll find out."
Uh..okay.."
So, they made lots of noise, and sure enough, someone next door shouted,"Be quiet! It's 5 A.M.!

Another LOL thing that one of my little sisters made up:

Once, in a land far away, there lived many snakes that all looked alike, but they had never seen themselves. There was one snake that looked different, and all the other snakes made fun of him. One day, when that snake shed, its new skin looked like all the others. But, because they had never seen themselves, they still made fun of him because he was ugly. When they turned to a mirror to admire themselfs, they discovered that they were ugly too. Then, out of shock, they all died.
The End.

ASG
July 17th, 2004, 05:47 PM
??????

were do u go when it is 7:11 am/pm?
to the 7/11 store!

(^^^stupid wasn't it)

jynx
July 19th, 2004, 03:47 AM
There are 5 ppl on a jet.
And then the jet broke, but there were only 4 parachutes!

Pilot: Ar! I not losing my life!
And he took a parachute and jumped.

Nurse Joy: The Pokemon in PC needs me!
And she took a parachute and jumped.

Ash:i'm the most important so I need a parachute!
He jumped

Agatha: Oh well, Max. I'm very old and I think I'd lived enough. SO you take the parachute!

Max: No! There's 2 parachutes for us!

Agatha: How come?

Max: Err...the person called Ash ya...he took my school bag instead!

So Agatha and Max landed safely

Shana
July 24th, 2004, 08:44 AM
Haha, their all great! And the last one jynx did, I heard before without the Pokemon influence!