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sims796
January 13th, 2008, 09:28 PM
If you had ABSOLUTE CONTROL OF THE WORLD, how would you rule it? What would you do? What would be your master plan when you inevitably become supreme ruler?

Me, well, I'm thinking dictatorship. With my enemies destroyed, and the world under my whim, there shall be flags of Sims796 everywhere! My 'subjects' will work round the clock to constuct a giant, two story statue in my glory! Destruction everywhere, as sims796 now has complete control!

But that's my own "colorful" views. What would yours be? Would you try to end world hunger? Strive to help the world become a better, more friendlier place?

If anything, it acts as stress relief.

Gοяκнaвоii
January 13th, 2008, 09:54 PM
Belongs in Other Trivia..?

I would call for world peace. x.x
thats it =]

sims796
January 13th, 2008, 09:56 PM
If it does, then the mods will move it.

World peace. Interesting. With that, you set your supreme control!

And there will be no more wars! Cool!

Waffle-San
January 13th, 2008, 10:27 PM
Other Trivia is not the place for this, maybe OVP, depending on if this is viewed as a discussion thread or not.

Anyways, I'd rule the world with an iron glove. What kind of glove? A hockey glove!!!

I'd install rinks everywhere, and shorten the Baseball season to like 20 games.
I'd definately can Gary Bettman.

Then i'd move on to world affairs. First of all the world's going LCD. Then I'll send the worlds best doctors to Africa. I'll head exibitions to Mars, the bottom of the sea and Antartica.
And I'll do my best to put an end to all wars and disputes as early as possible. It probabley wouldn't be fun to be a gang member under my rule.

That's about it for now.


O ya and I'll make the World's biggest Waffle.

Waker of Chaos
January 14th, 2008, 04:09 AM
I'd make the world religion (even though it's not technically one) Christianity. There's be a gigantic church in what would be the world's capital city, Jerusalem. I'd even have Solomon's Temple rebuilt.

I'd also completely eliminate all HMO services and make all health care free, not needing to be paid for by anyone. In fact, I'd probably eliminate the need for currency altogether. We could go back to the barter and trade system, or you could just get free stuff from kind people.

Finally, I'd eliminate all laws that were ever put in place by humans, and go back to the Ten Commandments and other Biblically based laws.

...At least, that's what I'd like to say. In my opinion, no human is really worthy of power over the entire world.

Marksman
January 14th, 2008, 06:02 AM
I would call for world peace. x.x
thats it =]

Ditto. I know I would do the same!

Forci Stikane
January 14th, 2008, 06:25 AM
The very first thing I would do is set up mandatory typing classes for all people around the world.

After that...well, I'm not sure. I'd probably try to get rid of all of those people who've committed serious crimes, for one thing. The health care system needs some work, too, so I'd go with that. I would certainly abolish smoking (but not nicotine patches so it doesn't force smokers off cold-turkey) and bullying. ...I can't think of much else.

Red1530
January 14th, 2008, 06:26 AM
I would instill the ideals of democracy and civil rights around the world.

Avey
January 14th, 2008, 09:52 AM
Well... All realism destroyed, people would worship me from ten to three, then we'd go out for drinks.

Seriously though, I wouldn't be able to manage it, the world would fall and democracy would rise from the rubbles... All lead by Bertie Ahern!

Zanacross
January 14th, 2008, 10:05 AM
I would take away everyone's power of speech. That would mean no one would be able to oppose me with voice so in the elections i would be the only one with the power of debate =p

When i take over the world i would make the world worship me at 7 pm every night apart for on Sundays.

I would then make Top scientist's to make me a super computer. That would allow me to play every game ever made. Then i would get someone to teach me programming and computer repair (mewthree is fit for that job) that would mean i could make money fixing peoples computers =p

I would get someone to train me in the samurai way. The get trained in Japanese. All this would be done for free =p

SIMS LUKE IS MINE NOT YOURS. I MUST KIDNAP HIM. HE IS MY BOY. :<[]

Twinx
January 14th, 2008, 10:08 AM
Wouldn't it be great if the world just had one ruler?
That would probably end wars, hunger....

Anyway, I nominate myself for king of the world, any objections? hehe

Olz.
January 14th, 2008, 10:14 AM
Mine would be...

Send half the population of china to space xP
Take all the money from Sony and Microsoft and give it too Nintendo.
Nuke Sony..
Nuke Microsoft.

End world Hunger!

FREE THE WHALES! :D

B-Baller
January 14th, 2008, 12:14 PM
Hmm, if I ruled the world...

- World peace. End the Iraq War and stop wars altogether.
- End world hunger. There's enough food in the world for everyone but the food's not getting to where it needs to be the most. So I'll make sure that happens.
- UG would take over Guatemala. We have guitars with guns. *evil laugh*
- Flags of me in every country. Hoorah.

And yeah.

Virtual Chatot
January 14th, 2008, 01:01 PM
I would use the worlds resources to open up a portal to the ancient city of R'lyeh. I would then awaken the great priest Cthulhu and sacrifice myself to allow him to take his rightful place as god of the cosmos.

Either that, or just eat a lot of Ice Cream

The Shadow
January 14th, 2008, 01:19 PM
I would tell all the people to build a mass golden empire where I shall live. And have them work as servants for me.

Apathetic_Yen
January 14th, 2008, 10:31 PM
First off, as supreme dictor of the newly instated Galactic Empire of the World (GEW), I will make a few slight changes to our society today.

#1: My picture shall be posted in every city, town, village, or any other suburban society. A statue is required to be built in all major cities as a gift to me, your beloved ruler and supreme emperor.

#2: Freedom of press, assembly, petition, establishment clause, religion, and speech is hereby prohibited. Everyone must follow my actions and my way or you will be shot.

#3: Los Angeles will be destroyed and recontructed as the new capitol of the world, except for Beverly Hills, seeing as there needs to be no improvement for that area.

#5: A daily bowing session will be enforced, meaning that everyday at 6:00 in the morning, you must turn on your Telescreen, I mean Television and bow to me. Every household must have one, or else you will be shot.

#6: There will be a ban on guns. It's not that I don't trust anyone, thinking that there might be some sort of uprising, but those guns are needed for my military, which will ensure world peace in every area of the world, hence the name, world peace.

Oh what havoc I could wreak if I had the power...

Good thing I'm not ruler

LORD NIGHTMARE
January 15th, 2008, 03:51 AM
ruling the world will be so cool

Ben Kenobi
January 15th, 2008, 04:22 AM
Create one supercountry of which the national anthem will be Radiohead's "The National Anthem". Having just one country would solve all sorts of problems. And create others.

Shiny Umbreon
January 15th, 2008, 10:03 AM
Belongs in Other Trivia..?

I would call for world peace. x.x
thats it =]
Ditto. I know I would do the same!
Wouldn't it be great if the world just had one ruler?
That would probably end wars, hunger....

Anyway, I nominate myself for king of the world, any objections? hehe
World peace? There's no such thing as world peace, I'm sorry to say. If there is someone with control over the others, people will eventually think "Why him and not me?", which would lead to revolutions or similar things. And the fight for control would be endless. Now, if everyone has exactly the same power, someone would, again, eventually try to become the ruler of the world, so, sorry, but wars will never end. That's the sad true, because we, humans, will always want more, and will always use violence to get it, no matter how civilized we are, because it's in our instincts.

I'd make the world religion (even though it's not technically one) Christianity. There's be a gigantic church in what would be the world's capital city, Jerusalem. I'd even have Solomon's Temple rebuilt.
I don't think that's fair, in my opinion. What if I want to believe in Arceus? If the existence of God hasn't been proven, we are free to believe or not. And if we do, we can do it in any way we want, not necessarily Christianity. Why would you want such thing, anyway? I think thoughts about these kind of things are to be free for everyone.

I'd also completely eliminate all HMO services and make all health care free, not needing to be paid for by anyone. In fact, I'd probably eliminate the need for currency altogether. We could go back to the barter and trade system, or you could just get free stuff from kind people.
You don't pay for medical services? Then where do you get all the medicine and stuff? You do need money for that. Unless you want the government to pay everything, but that would mean a ridiculous increase in taxes. Well, no currency? Maybe, but you still need things to trade, so it's the same in the end. You need something to get all the medicine.

Finally, I'd eliminate all laws that were ever put in place by humans, and go back to the Ten Commandments and other Biblically based laws.
Er... I thought about this once (except for the commandments part). Eliminate all the world and start a new one, from scratch. But, didn't we do that? I mean, we come from a world where no laws existed, and we were the ones who made them. What stops us from doing it again? Then, Ten Commandments. Okay, I don't want to go really deep into this to avoid offenses, but humans wrote these, as they could have written anything else. It's not a book that fell from heaven, as far as I understand.

Waker, by the way, don't take my opinion as a critic to your religion. I won't say you're wrong in believing in Christianity because I may be wrong, too, and everything in what you believed could be true in the end. But, please, think what others believe can be true, too. Or maybe nothing is true. Who knows? I just wanted to make you notice you should accept everyone's beliefs. =)


Okay, after long quotes, my opinion. I think one person controlling the entire world means the rest will make a revolution at some point. If we distribute the power (you know, as there are many countries now), it would be better. I don't really think the world is that bad now, so I don't see one person ruling as a solution. And I know I'm getting philosophic when this is more like a random poll. =P In short, I really wouldn't want to control the entire world, so if I got it, I would distribute it to people I trust. And maybe keep a part to myself, but not alone.
...At least, that's what I'd like to say. In my opinion, no human is really worthy of power over the entire world.
I totally agree. =D

Cassino
January 15th, 2008, 10:37 AM
Take Earth, ruling it under one arm; instill much order using my extensive military power. I shall begin restoration and industrialisation operations of the planet after my total conquest, and from the resulting prosperity (assuming there's not too much rebellion xD) mankind shall advance on to forge a grand galactic empire.
I'll not go into any specifics, that'd take too long.

Tangerine Fox
January 15th, 2008, 11:51 AM
I would demand world peace. Violators would be shot.

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Seriously, I'd try to work things out so we stop trying to kill each other and get things on a more level ground. Get help for those who need it, ya know? It's such a trite idea, but that doesn't make it bad. <3

Lumine
January 15th, 2008, 05:52 PM
I'd rule the world with an iron first which lets me control the weather followed by creating an army of criminal eating radio controlled micro robots, I'll also have my own personal command center (lol Batman), oh I'll shut Sony down completely and send the money to Microsoft and Africa (not Nintendo they've got too much money), I'll also cleanly decimate all worlds religion and make everyone in the world an Atheist (sorry there's no such thing as God, no flaming thanks) if anyone complies I'll have them strapped to a chair and make them watch Dora the explorer for 5 days straight, I'll ban all guns, store them somewhere in a secret base and only take them out if aliens attacks, then I'll nuke China and Russia and lastly I'll change the flag in every single country to this
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x125/ggfela/fist.gif



PS: I'll also have my own personal helicopter.

Cassino
January 16th, 2008, 09:01 AM
A point a lot of people here seem to be missing if that if you ruled the world, there would already be world peace because it'd all be one united nation...

latioslegends
January 16th, 2008, 09:15 AM
Well not to sound evil..... but I would end all-
capitalism
commiunism
I ain't a fan on how they work unforttunely
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb80/jsl6324/palpatine.jpg
The world would be based on a something off socialism, and a new type of peace to the world. I would dedicate myself to an end to global warming, world hunger, funding for a more natural cure to cancer, put a end to clans who only bring harm to others, stop the growth of massive militaries, and of course get rid of all nuclear weapons. Of course I would half to make sure of no civil wars under one nation. I would make sure every religon (accept satinists, and any religon that brings harm) are a fully respected, and honored religon by what you believe in. ^_^

sims796
January 16th, 2008, 11:05 AM
Um, thanks for that, Shiny Umbreon. No need to overthink it!

This is more of a "what would you change" kind of question. And of course, if you had control, how would you rule it?

We ALL know that there will be problems if one person ruled the world. We ALL know that one person cannot handle that kind of power. Cept me, of course.

So no need to get so serious. Even Waker knows that he cannot force his beliefs on others. But if he had the power, he would. No need to quote everyone & question what they would do, or even worse, show their flaws with proper reasoning, as this is a "what if" kind of thread. Proper reasoning is out the door in a "what if" thread.

If Waker ruled the world & forced his beliefs, he knows everyone wants to follow their own beliefs. But he's a tyrannt. He rules the world. Which is the point of this thread. If everyone wanted to worship Arceus, too bad. When I saw his post, I thought, "that's unfair, you can't force your beliefs". Then I remembered, "wait, yes he can! He's the ruler!".The point of this thread is to use your imagination, & if you would be a cruel ruler, (like me, Lumine, Hotaru, etc) or a fair one (you, Tangerine, etc). & of course, what would you do.

So no need to question everyone, or poke the obvious flaws, as it isn't supposed to make total sense. (Virtual Chatot was just plain wierd, in a good way).

Jack O'Neill
January 16th, 2008, 01:06 PM
The vast majority of you are narcissistic, totalitarian psychopaths in the vein of Kim Jong-il and Pol Pot, with no real conception of how economies or foreign affairs work.

That said, if I were to be given absolute control over the world, here's what I'd do:

- Invade Sudan and bring peace to Darfur through superior firepower.
- Make Iraq and Afghanistan into United Nations protectorates.
- Integrate Canada, Mexico, and the United States of America.
- Reform the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. Contrary to its name, however, it will be capitalist.
- Encourage foreign investment in Africa, Latin America, and the Middle East. Introduce free compulsory education and low-cost health care, build infrastructure, and attempt to narrow the rich-poor divide as much as possible in those regions.
- Enforce freedom of religion and conscience by killing all the religious fundamentalists. Scientology is to be outlawed.
- Kill all the neo-Nazis and white supremacists.
- Designate street gangs as terrorist organizations.
- Modernize and expand the militaries of various nations.
- Impose regulations on the anime industry. Set a minimum wage for animators and voice actors and set a limit on how many shows can be produced and aired on Japanese TV per season. Impose severe criminal penalties on fansubbing.
- Form a council comprised of Jimmy Carter, George H. W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Nancy Pelosi, Henry Kissinger, Madeleine Albright, Wesley Clark, David Petraeus, Kofi Annan, Nelson Mandela, Margaret Thatcher, John Major, Tony Blair, Jean Chrétien, Jacques Chirac, Nicolas Sarkozy, Mikhail Gorbachev, Vladimir Putin, Helmut Kohl, Gerhard Schröder, Angela Merkel, Shimon Peres, Benjamin Netanyahu, Jiang Zemin, Hu Jintao, Junichiro Koizumi, Fidel Ramos, Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, Lee Kuan Yew, and other civilian and military leaders. Sign power over to this council. Retire to an estate somewhere in Southeast Asia and watch this council work out the thornier aspects of world affairs and bring peace to the world through superior firepower.

bbgun_2006
January 16th, 2008, 06:26 PM
I would have a dynasty and rule the world with an iorn fist. Anyone that stands in my way will be destroyed on the spot and the people that will try to rebel will be tortured then I would brain wash them to be in my army.

I would have a huge tower in the center of china and rule the world from there. The tower will be .25 miles high and have lasers all along the sides and my armys will go on for as far as the eye can see. But after the world is as I see fit I will have all the smartest scientist's in the world try to end all diseases and try to end world hunger. Then the world will be perfect!

kidpunk
January 16th, 2008, 06:29 PM
I would decide that my best friends are royality.

I would decide my enemies that they would suffer the consequences or pay the ultimate price.

And if everyone gets along, we'll all have a good time =]

Really basic, but thats how i would want to control the world.

Apathetic_Yen
January 16th, 2008, 09:10 PM
I'd rule the world like Big Brother (those who read literature would know)