Noob Killer-Play by the rules!

[sims796]

This was made specifically for the noobs out their, who thinks the standard rules are stupid, WHILE thinking they are hot stuff. Not the casual players, not those who don't care, I mean the noobs with diareha at the mouth.

Deoxys(Defense)
Nature:Bold
Cosmic Power
Toxic
Double Team
Recover
EV:???

This is to show them why the rules are even there in the first place. Without em, you will face things like this--and this is just the tip of the iceberg. Of course, it's not meant to play by any standard rules, only people who questions why the rules are there.

Dark Azelf kinda gave me the idea for the set. See, with enough Cosmic Power, it's basically invurnerable. With Double Team, it's untouchable. Even when you do hit it, you will barely damage it, due to it's defenses. And, after 20 minutes when he does eventually get hurt (like, what, 30%?) Recover will make them cry. Toxic so I don't get bored.

Remeber, if by some chance, this is KOed, I'll still have 5 others, equally as annoying, unfair. And in those 5, I'll have another one of these, since there is no Species Clause.

This should teach those new to compettitive battling why the rules are there. That is it's only purpose. It is not for real competition, so I don't wanna hear "OMG, THAT DOESNT PLAY BY TEH RULEZ!!!!!".


I am also thinking about making a whole team suited to teach people why the rules are there.

[Anti]

Double Team Shuckle in a sandstorm is very mighty for such a cause indeed.

But n00bs will generally turn your own rules against you, so go go go Speed Deoxys! But yeah.

A cool n00b killer is Aerodactyl. It's faster than any crap they'll throw at you and no physical walls means fun in the sun.

You'll want a way to beat steels though for that set. Just keep something like Heatran in reserve to kill that stuff.

[sims796]

Ah, but that's the beauty--it's not really meant for steels. Just as a, you know, annoyer, of some sorts. A good player can ruiin me with Taunt. But a noob will be stuck. Of course, he has his teammates for the attacking, so I'll need help with a Absurd attacker.

As for Shuckle, well, as good as he is for this cause, I don't like him. At all. You understand, we all have pokes we don't like. Me, it's Shuckle.

EDIT: Any uberfied Double Teaming Heatran suggestions?

[Chérii]

Double Team is hax <_< But noobs won't realize that xD.

The EV Spread should look somewhat like this. 252 HP / 172 SDefense / 80 Defense

[Anti]

Double Team is hax <_< But noobs won't realize that xD.

The EV Spread should look somewhat like this. 252 HP / 172 SDefense / 80 Defense

you still have a few EVs left over.

[airconditioning]

The one rule noobs generally follow is the 'No Legendary' rule, which rules out everything from Arceus to Entei. You may want to try a different wall, just to further rub salt in the wounds. If it's Deoxys that kills them, they can always blame it on being a Legend. They can't make the same excuse when Shuckle kills them.

You may want to try Scarf Porygon-Z, as Tri-Attack can kill just about anything in the noob arsenal. King's Rock + Sniper Kingra should work as well. Or you can just use six Togekisses.

[sims796]

airconditionin is right. The purpose of this is to prove that even when playing by their rules, a noob is a noob. If they have nothing to blame for their loses (other than the extreme hax), then my job is done.

[Angelic Diablo]

Just bring a Ninjask to Baton Pass Double Team to all your pokemon, with 6 Double Teams and 6 Speed boosts, Rhyperior is quite funny to use

Breloom with spore can also be used to annoy, ahh such possibilities without rules

[El Gofre]

Frosglass@Bright Powder
Timid
252Spd/252HP
Hail
Confuse Ray
Double Team
Ominous wind

Uber evasiveness right from the start. Confuse ray to get them hurting themselves, and an ominous wind boost really rubs salt in. My borther refuses to play me when i use this set :P

[Dark Azelf]

Blissey@Leftovers *I.ST411.J00!*
252 HP/252DEF/6 SP.DEF
Bold Nature
- Defense Curl
- Double Team
- Softboiled
- <Insert Attack Move Here>

that seems annoying eh ?

You may wanna add Sub Bright Powder Chomp in sandstorm conditions, thats one annoying idiot. Gliscor can do similar things, stupid ability sand veil.

LOL Double team ninjask XD I remember battling one of those i was like iwajfenfdsnfdngvjkfnvg

[Faceless*]

For your stall team, add in a Scarf Kyogre to sweep off in the late-game

Kyogre@Choice Scarf
Nature : Modest
Trait : Drizzle
Moves :
- Water Spout
- Thunder
- Ice Beam
- Surf/HP Ground

Hits everything

Surf just in case Kyogre is getting leveled by Spikes/Stealth Rock

[Anti]

Something makes me like the idea of Double team Curselax.

[sims796]

Beat me to the punch. I propose a team effort. To make a great noob killing team, since I don't have the time to do it myself.

Lets see...


Curselax-
Deoxys (D)-air gave a great reason of why it shouldn't be used on it's own, so we'll limit ourselves to one legend. As to not make th enoobs cry "foul".
Ninjask sounds gool.
Oh, and don't forget hax items. A Torterra going first, against a Staraptor.

[Anti]

Beat me to the punch. I propose a team effort. To make a great noob killing team, since I don't have the time to do it myself.

Lets see...


Curselax-
Deoxys (D)-air gave a great reason of why it shouldn't be used on it's own, so we'll limit ourselves to one legend. As to not make th enoobs cry "foul".
Ninjask sounds gool.
Oh, and don't forget hax items. A Torterra going first, against a Staraptor.

what you need is quick claw Rhyperior. A Rhydon with a Quick claw ended up killing my Raikou in ADV when both were our last pokemon. I was MAD.

So go go go Quick Claw Rhyinferior!

[Dunsparce]

The most degrading thing you can do to n00bs is beat them with a n00b-style Dunsparce:

MUST Use with w/Baton passing Double Team Ninjask

Dunsparce@Brightpowder/Focus Sash
Body Slam/Thunder Wave
Headbutt/Rock Slide/Bite
Roost
Ancientpower/Water Pulse/Endeavor/Counter

Basically,with enough BPed Evasion and Speed Boost, Paraflich opponent to death. If you don't expect 'Sparce to live through a hit, use Focus Sash. With it, use Endeavor/Counter and then Roost off the damage.

With Brightpowder, use Ancientpower for 20% percent chance to boost all stats of Water Pusle to Confuse

THis might not be what you're looking for, though >.>;

[Luke]

This a fun little thread. Just keep it civil and I have no problem with it. No sleep clause means Hynposis / Spore Abuse. Then maybe a Dream Eater when they're all asleep. And of course, Mind Reader / OHKO moves are fun.

[Anti]

What it means is that we really need to put Yanmega on this team ;)

[boo836]

Oh! Oh! Sleep abuse!

Darkrai: @ Lefties/ Wide lense
Nature:timid
Evs:252 spatt, 252 spatt, 6 hp
Dark void
Dark pulse
Double team
Taunt

Wide lense to let dark void hit more. Lefties if you want more hp. Taunt screws n00bs from using double team and other moves. Double team to wear down. Dark pulse for stab.

[Anti]

Taunt? n00bs only use attacking moves ;)

[sims796]

And remember, one legend. All legends are instantly ubers. Even Moltres. Since they are legend, that automatically makes em fAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAr too strong. Even if they are just simply arder to get.

[Faceless*]

Try this sims

Breloom@Choice (Breloom@Choice) Scarf
Trait : Poison Heal
Nature : Adamant
Moves :
- Spore
- Sky Uppercut
- Seed Bomb
- Thunderpunch

Spore the entire team to get them started ;)

[sims796]

Am I stupid? Of course I'll add that! He's te whole reason there's a Sleep Clause.

So, should we all decide on having im as a lead?

[Dark Azelf]

Try this sims

Breloom@Choice (Breloom@Choice) Scarf
Trait : Poison Heal
Nature : Adamant
Moves :
- Spore
- Sky Uppercut
- Seed Bomb
- Thunderpunch

Spore the entire team to get them started ;)

Isnt Poison heal illegal with T-Punch due to it being a tutor move on emerald and effect spore is the only ability in emerald ?


I dont suppose it matters as your using a scarf, but still =p.

[Faceless*]

Isnt Poison heal illegal with T-Punch due to it being a tutor move on emerald and effect spore is the only ability in emerald ?

Are you sure? I used it on Shoddy and it worked

[Anti]

Are you sure? I used it on Shoddy and it worked

Shoddy doesn't take into account illegal stuff actually. It's kinda cheap but oh well :P

[sims796]

Meh, Dark is right. If your not using Toxic Orb, Poison Heal is near useless. Especially with noobs.

[Anti]

Meh, Dark is right. If your not using Toxic Orb, Poison Heal is near useless. Especially with noobs.

Go go go Effect Spore!

lol

BTW, Agility Metagross will slay the n00bs :P

[sims796]

I feel that standard rules are like shackles to real good players. It limits our might, like, um...

Oh, a monster! Yeah, standard rules are like a cage, trapping us. Without these restrictions, well, we may just destroy everything in our path with our uncontrolled might.

I was kinda playing Final Fantasy wen I wrote this, but it's true.

[Dark Azelf]

Meh, Dark is right. If your not using Toxic Orb, Poison Heal is near useless. Especially with noobs.

I suppose it doesnt matter as your running a scarf right ?

[airconditioning]

I still say that Haxkiss would be the ultimate noob killer. It always pisses me off whenever I have to fight one.

[sims796]

Oh, I hate Haxkiss. That's the whole reason I gave my Grumpig Magic Coat over the superior options it has. Just to say "Frack off, Togekiss".

[shedinjask]

This is a great thread.

And you absolutely must use Sand Veil Cacturne! Sucker Punch/Thunderpunch/Seed Bomb/Swords Dance @ Brightpowder is as annoying as Garchomp and ten times as fun.

[Apathetic_Yen]

I got one and it ain't pretty.

Ambipom@Choice Band/Scarf(anything that will boost Atk/Spd otherwise)
Trait: Technician
Nature: Adamant/Jolly
EVs: 4 HP/ 252 Atk/ 252 Spd
Moves:
-Fake Out
-Last Resort

Provided that Last Resort will work as long as every other move has been used once already, then these two moves are all your gonna need.

[El Gofre]

I got one and it ain't pretty.

Ambipom@Choice Band/Scarf
Trait: Technician
Nature: Adamant/Jolly
EVs: 4 HP/ 252 Atk/ 252 Spd
Moves:
-Fake Out
-Last Resort

Provided that Last Resort will work as long as every other move has been used once already, then these two moves are all your gonna need.

But fake-out only works first-move round doesnt it? That would leave you trying to emty its pp while you're getting attacked/

:O The ultimate set to get noobs to quit!
Smeargle@Bright Powder
Naughty (Just cuz its fitting of this set)
EVs: 252 Def/252SpDef/6HP
Protect
Detect
Recover
Toxic

This is much lol. Protect and detect over and over and over again. In the unlikly chance they are packing feint, and if they manage to hit through bright powder, just heal up (Feint is only base 50) and keep on going. Toxic for if you know they will switch in.

[Random Guy]

I don't know if that Detect/ Protect thing works one after another. Because I've tried it one but failed miserablely. It seems like that Detect then Protect then Detect has the same effect as using 3 Protect attacks in a row. I'm not completely sure because I did try this back in the GSC but I don't know why it would've changed.

[El Gofre]

Nope im pretty sure you can use those two after each other all day long as long as you alternate. Might be one for the FAQ though.

[airconditioning]

I got one and it ain't pretty.

Ambipom@Choice Band/Scarf
Trait: Technician
Nature: Adamant/Jolly
EVs: 4 HP/ 252 Atk/ 252 Spd
Moves:
-Fake Out
-Last Resort

Provided that Last Resort will work as long as every other move has been used once already, then these two moves are all your gonna need.

Smogon actually has this set. Apparently, it works- if you use Fake Out, it automatically lets you use Last Resort.

A Choice item would kinda screw that up, though, since it would lock you into Fake Out. Go with Life Orb, or something. Or Brightpowder. :D

[boo836]

God, I hate that thing. It swept my whole team cause I didn't see what he was doing. ( And once I found out, he took out my sweepers and I had my tank.)

Also, it works better if you have life orb.


Edit:

Treeko: @ Focus sash
Adamant
Evs:252 att, 252 hp, 6 spd
Quick attack
Counter
Pursuit

Self explanitory. Pursuit to get them on the switch.


Dusknoir: @ Lefties
Sassy
Evs: Can't remember
Shadow punch
Pain split
Double team
Shadow sneak

N00bs will hate this freak. Double team= Shadow punch. This will show them why we play with the standard rules.

[El Gofre]

Oh yeah, we cannot forget about our PIEs and FEARs :)

[airconditioning]

That Dusk needs moar Will-O-Wisp. I can imagine noobs yelling, "HAY WHY IZZNT ROLLOUT DOING CRAZY DAMAGE!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?1111/?"

Speaking of statusing, maybe a Double-Status Gallade will teach a few noobs some humility.

EDIT: Spiritomb might be fun, too, with the whole 'no weakness' thing. Or maybe Shedinja. :D

[El Gofre]

Here's one for people who think its ok to hack: Wondertomb lol. Ive never used one but it seems fun :)

[boo836]

Ok.

Spiritomb: @ lefties
Careful/Sassy
Evs: 252 hp, 40 att, 120 def, 98 spdef
Sucker punch
Double team
Toxic/Wow
hp [Fighting]/ Shadow sneak

Yeah, this could be a monster to n00bs.

Skarmory: @ lefties
Careful
Evs: 160 def, 252 hp, 98 spdef
Toxic
Stealth rock
Roost
Roar

Seems to work nicely. Annoy the n00bs so badly.

[Anti]

Skarmory: @ lefties
Careful
Evs: 160 def, 252 hp, 98 spdef
Toxic
Stealth rock
Roost
Roar

Seems to work nicely. Annoy the n00bs so badly.

What use is roar going to have against n00bs? Ditto on SR...they never switch out.

[Dark Azelf]

Mismagius@Leftovers
Calm Nature
252 HP / 40 DEF / 216 DEF
~ Mean Look
~ Perish Song
~ Protect
~ Taunt / Substitute / Pain Split


0h No3s, teh n00b cn7 swi7ch 0u7 ????!!!!111thirtyone

This infact is rather funny for noob slaying, i used to use this all the time.

[El Gofre]

Ah yes, mean look perish song. I beat Red in pokemon crystal with that :)
I have a new one:
Crobat@Wide Lense
Jolly
252Spd/252HP/6Att
Confuse Ray
Toxic
Attract
Astonish/Pursuit

A magical triple status. While attract isnt usually thought of as a status move because of its selective nature, ive found most noobs believe males are stronger. Slap it on a female crobat and inflict a poke with all 3 status move. Attract+Confusion offer a 75% Chance of no attack, and the 30% flinch rate of astonish means very few hits ever. Toxic rubs salt in as they hurt themselves, and if they swich just do it again. Orr if they are likely to switch pursuit gives them a kick out thte door :)

[Apathetic_Yen]

A Choice item would kinda screw that up, though, since it would lock you into Fake Out. Go with Life Orb, or something. Or Brightpowder. :D

Yah I realized that after I turned off my comp last night.

[Anti]

Ah yes, mean look perish song. I beat Red in pokemon crystal with that :)
I have a new one:
Crobat@Wide Lense
Jolly
252Spd/252HP/6Att
Confuse Ray
Toxic
Attract
Astonish/Pursuit

A magical triple status. While attract isnt usually thought of as a status move because of its selective nature, ive found most noobs believe males are stronger. Slap it on a female crobat and inflict a poke with all 3 status move. Attract+Confusion offer a 75% Chance of no attack, and the 30% flinch rate of astonish means very few hits ever. Toxic rubs salt in as they hurt themselves, and if they swich just do it again. Orr if they are likely to switch pursuit gives them a kick out thte door :)

Needs more Mean look + roost IMO. I doubt n00bs could beat that lol

[Trainer Kat]

What use is roar going to have against n00bs? Ditto on SR...they never switch out.

You SR and then Roar. It just does constant damage to their team. Even for veteran players, the thing can be annoying as hell if it keeps going first. :/

[Anti]

You SR and then Roar. It just does constant damage to their team. Even for veteran players, the thing can be annoying as hell if it keeps going first. :/

So we're going to leave Skarmory prone to special attacks?

Even a n00b can figure that out and they'll just beat down Skarmory with a flamethrower from their little Blaziken.

But if you do use it, at least use Spikes, which are way better than SR.

[flamehaze94]

the word "n00b" scares me lol

Aerodacyl @ Leftovers
Triat: Pressure
EVs: 252HP / 40Def / 216Spd
Jolly nature(+Spd, -SpAtk)
- Sleep Talk
- Whirlwind


O_O
set up Spikes/Toxic Spikes/Stealth Rock, then switch this into a sleep move, then it's gg

[boo836]

ANti, I've just noticed that spikes is better. It hurts steels more efficiently. Also, no one is an idiot to keep skarm in on a special sweeper.

[Anti]

ANti, I've just noticed that spikes is better. It hurts steels more efficiently. Also, no one is an idiot to keep skarm in on a special sweeper.

True, but a GOOD n00b killers houldn't really have to switch out every other turn.

[sims796]

I also say that we should have some pokes with Sturdy. Just for those OHKO's they like to use. They can hit at the worst moments.

[Tortured_Soul]

Definately. Also, make sure you have a Garchomp with Fire Fang, so you can hit through all those Wonder Guard Spiritomb that are used by the pros.

~T_S

[sims796]

Wait, how will Chomp with Fire Fang hit through Wonder Guard Spiritomb?

Besides, we aren't really concerning ourselves with hackers, though if you want, we could throw in Burn, Toxic, or Miltank/Kangaskan, but it isn't meant for cheap hackers.

[Dark Azelf]

Wait, how will Chomp with Fire Fang hit through Wonder Guard Spiritomb?

Besides, we aren't really concerning ourselves with hackers, though if you want, we could throw in Burn, Toxic, or Miltank/Kangaskan, but it isn't meant for cheap hackers.

Yeah, Fire Fang hits wonder guard spiritombs, theres a glitch in the programming to allows it to be hit by it.


I battled one of those, and i beat him up with Fire Fang, he then disconnected saying "Wtf you haxor" , and i was like "Your the one who hacked wonder guard onto spiritomb" lol

[sims796]

Wow! Live & learn!

In that case, to hell with Milkgakan!

Fire Fang Chomp!

[Dani_X]

All the moves that should hit Shedinja, hit WonderTomb, i think.

[sims796]

I don't think so. Fire Fang is Wondertomb won't be so scary (at all) if it shared the same [common] weaknesses as Sheddy.

Probably.

[Gamewhale]

Yeah, Fire Fang hits wonder guard spiritombs, theres a glitch in the programming to allows it to be hit by it.
If Fire Fang hits Wonder Guard Spiritombs, theoretically, it would also hit Wonder Guard Sableyes, correct?

[El Gofre]

Correcto
And i dont see why fire fang would hit it :S
Scrappy kangaskhan with hammer arm lols at wondertomb

[AluminumKnight]

Um... how about...

Articuno @ Leftovers/Brightpowder
Bold
Pressure
252 HP/129 Sp Def/129 Def
Mind Reader
Sheer Cold
Double Team
Roost

Double Team/Roost until you get 6 DTs in, then Mind Reader + Sheer Cold their whole team. Substitute might be an option here as well (that stops OHKO moves, right?).

[El Gofre]

The problem with that is pokemon with sturdy etc will laugh in your face, and you'll end up in a stall war after all that DT set-up

[Tortured_Soul]

Yeah, better to have Scizor baton pass some Double Teams to it, and give it an attack like Blizzard, so it can kill stuff with Sturdy. Be careful of... >_>

~T_S

[Anti]

um almost everything with Sturdy is a Steel besides Donphan. Seriously HP Fire is way better and donphan won't really like that.

[Ooka]

If you're battling nOObs with no rules then why not this:

Spiritomb@Leftovers
WONDERGAURD :DDDDDD


Only gets hit by Fire Fang.

[sims796]

Nah. We gotta have some integrity.