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Lady Machoke
July 12th, 2004, 04:23 PM
Ever wondered what was going on in the mind of a Pokémon? If they could talk, what would you like to ask them? Note: Questions doesn't have to be animé related and please NO inappropriate questions. (i.e. sex, mating practices)

For example: Pikachu
What's it like to have Ash as your trainer?
What do you like about being the most well known Pokémon? What do you hate about it?
Do you ever wonder why Jesse and James always try to get you?

Da_Green_Teddy
July 12th, 2004, 04:26 PM
To Alakazam:
What is the meaning of life?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Frostweaver
July 12th, 2004, 05:03 PM
To Dugtrio:

"How did the professors and scientists measure your weight without having a huge extra chuck of soil to make the measurement inaccurate?"

Pokedragonfire
July 12th, 2004, 05:15 PM
To Dugtrio too:
What the heck does your other end look like??? :P (I probably don't want to know)

Pokepoop
July 12th, 2004, 06:46 PM
Heres one for ya!
To all pokemon:
Where did you come from!?

Iveechan
July 12th, 2004, 07:09 PM
To Hitmonchan, Machoke, and other clothed Pokemon...
Where the heck did you get your clothes?

Rated R Superstar™
July 13th, 2004, 10:34 AM
To Legendarys: Who Decided to make you "Legends"? and,how come most of you can talk like a human?

shining_light
July 13th, 2004, 10:44 AM
to all: what's it like being in those little balls?
~lil' Schu

Kairi
July 13th, 2004, 11:05 AM
To Blissey, Skarmory, Weezing: Does it hurt your feelings when frosty makes your names one letter and makes crappy sets for you? ;_;

Frostweaver
July 13th, 2004, 11:36 AM
To Blissey, Skarmory, Weezing: Does it hurt your feelings when frosty makes your names one letter and makes crappy sets for you? ;_;

To Yanma/Donphan/Lapras/Clefable/Swellow/Electrode: How many times do you have to visit the Pokemon center on a daily basis because of Blissey, Skarmory or Weezing? 54 or 87?

Abskull
July 13th, 2004, 01:20 PM
To all floating/levitatitaing Pokemon:
If you're paralized, how can you still float?

Jolty-kun
July 13th, 2004, 01:32 PM
it'd be good if we had a go at 'hot seat', anyway:

to psyduck:

do you always have a headache?

Shiney
July 13th, 2004, 02:17 PM
Hmm, of all the possible things, if pokemon could talk, what would you ask them, I'd have to say- Well, nevermind, it doesn't matter, because chances are all they would say is

GET ME OUT OF THIS **** BALL!

Wy_Wynaut
July 15th, 2004, 10:12 PM
to any flying/water pkmn that can hold my weight can you give me a lift to other counties ? and how did they come to earth

Sorye HK
July 15th, 2004, 10:22 PM
To legendary gengar:
why have you got so many weird
stripes and how come your so big?

To whismur:
Can you even withstand the huge legendary
Jigglypuff's song attack?

jynx
July 15th, 2004, 10:46 PM
Gengar, Misdreavus:
Do you eat?
Why do you like to make fun of ppl?
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Alakazam:
Are Humans very stupid to you?
How do you do this sum?
Can you calculate this for me?
I can't do this maths, can you help me?
Is it boring to be a genius?
Do you need protractors?
(male only): Do you prefer a Jynx or a female Alakazam?
Are humans or Jynx dumber?
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Jynx:
Do you think you are pretty or ugly? Or no opinion?
Do you know you can't get babies for humans?
Do you have legs?
Why do you like to chase after guys?
How come you look so fat but weigh so little?
How come you can dance when you are so fat?
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Gardevoir:
Do you think you are pretty or not? No opinion?
Do you eat?
Do you have a nose?
Are you good at astronomy?
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Sorye HK
July 16th, 2004, 01:16 AM
To Dexoys:
Where did you come from? Is it the same
place as where other pokemon come from?

^^NICK^^ v.3.0
July 16th, 2004, 01:32 AM
"Have you ever been pokéd by a Pikachu?"-me
"No, I can't say I have"- Magmar

"Why did the Pokémon lift up your shirt? Because it wanted to get a Peek-at-chu"-me
"I'm so offended. Call my lawyer"- Pikachu

Sean Fury
July 16th, 2004, 06:38 AM
On first note: I'd never make my Pokemon stay inside a Pokeball unless it was untamed or injured, or too big to go where I'm going or something.

I'd probably ask my Pokemon, doesn't matter which, if it would share it's food with me, 'cause I'd be hungry. I'd treat my Pokemon like normal people...except with the whole, asking for favors and them doing them without question sorta thing (Ex: Make me float up their, burn that guy, etc).

jynx
July 16th, 2004, 06:50 AM
Heres one for ya!
To all pokemon:
Where did you come from!?
We come from Mr Satoshi Tajiri's brain...

Sean Fury
July 16th, 2004, 06:52 AM
We come from Mr Satoshi Tajiri's brain...
And random bugs and creatures he sees/has seen.

Janis Joplin
July 16th, 2004, 06:25 PM
abra: do u approve of medical marihuana?
torchic; can i bite yr head iff?
lugia; do you really beleve in peace?
houndoom: soybean diet?

jynx
July 18th, 2004, 07:05 AM
And random bugs and creatures he sees/has seen.
Oh ya! You're right!

Bug Pokemon: Have you ever fear of some non-PM fans might squash you?

Pincushion
July 22nd, 2004, 02:59 AM
Whats it like battling is it fun!?
Do you like me or are you pretending?
How were you born lol?
Can we be friends!?
Lol

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P.S cool thread!