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Gummy
February 20th, 2008, 06:29 PM
Pick-up lines are probabaly the worst way to introduce yourself to the opposite sex. However, I've heard some that are pretty catchy and have actually worked. So this thread is for posting any pic-up lines you know.

(Example of pick-up line: "Excuse me, I've lost my phone number. Can I have yours?")

JX Valentine
February 20th, 2008, 06:35 PM
My high school chemistry teacher had just about the worst ones I've ever heard, one of which I still remember:

"If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put uranium and iodine next to each other so U and I can be together forever."

The amusing thing is that he's actually used all of them.

Amachi
February 20th, 2008, 06:38 PM
I've always seen pick up lines as an ice breaker of sorts, since most of which are corny little jokes which will really break down one of the smaller barriers at the beginning of conversation.

But umm yeah, I know a guy who deliberately memorises really bad ones so he can use them. He and some other people even made a video and put it on youtube, it's quite sad XD;;

Here, some really bad ones. (http://xkcd.com/279/)

Virtual Chatot
February 20th, 2008, 06:45 PM
"Is hell missing a demon? Cause you're smokin"

I now, its horrible...

It only works on Gothics girls

Allstories
February 20th, 2008, 08:13 PM
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Gerri Shin
February 20th, 2008, 08:21 PM
well I've never used any of these because I already have a hard enough time picking up the ladies, but I figured I'd share these anyway.

1. *touch her arm and say* Oh thank God, you're real. I didn't know you lived outside my fantasy.
*lame*
2. Did it hurt? [she asks what] Did it hurt, you know, when you fell from heaven?
*lamer*
3. You must be from Tennessee, because you're the only 10 I see!
*lamest*

Lumine
February 20th, 2008, 08:34 PM
If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.
Lame I know..

txteclipse
February 20th, 2008, 10:08 PM
I'd just try to see if they are doing something that I like to do, or they have something with them that I like, and start the conversation with it. For instance *girl is playing Nintendo DS* (I wish...but this is an example so it's ok). I'd say "hey, you like *insert game here*, too?

Conversation started.

Tetsu
February 20th, 2008, 10:12 PM
This isn't a pick-up-line as much as it is an insult. Note, I only know this, I'd never actually use it.
Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: What? When I fell from heaven?
Guy: No, from the 'Ugly Tree' and hit every branch on the way down.


Ok. An actual pickup line:
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got 'fine' written all over you.

*lame

Also, to GS: I'd actually use that first one. It's pretty good, you'd just have to work on delivery, I bet

Avey
February 21st, 2008, 03:30 PM
'Do you believe in love at first sight, or am I going to have to walk past a second time?'

It worked for moi.

Flyinglilypad
February 21st, 2008, 03:43 PM
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants! Ha, I'm going to use the parking ticket one.

Tapioca
February 21st, 2008, 03:48 PM
This was literally used on me the other day... XD

"We should just get married."

Not much of a pick up line, but it was funny enough to be one :D

FourFourTwo
February 21st, 2008, 03:59 PM
I love chemistry pick up lines. My favorite:

"Tell me, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

For people who actually get it, you rock.

The Infinite Devil Machine
February 21st, 2008, 05:51 PM
"I think my heart just lagged."

For the romantic gamer. ;D

Gummy
February 21st, 2008, 05:59 PM
"I think my heart just lagged."

For the romantic gamer. ;D

xD! My first true lol of the day.

Here's one to stay on topic: "Were you arrested earlier? It's got to be illegal to look that good."

BakingBluePotatoe
February 22nd, 2008, 08:00 AM
xDD @ all the lame pick-ups :p

um...

"Is it just you, or is it getting hot in here?"

I have NO idea where I heard that... it might've been the Simpsons xDD

I think I might've used that on my EX once... lol

Spinor
February 23rd, 2008, 03:15 PM
If i had a penny for every gal that just can't compare to you, I'd be Bill Gates.

Made it up myself, haven't tried it though.

Xairmo
February 23rd, 2008, 10:55 PM
Yeah my boyfriend and I say corny pick up lines to each other for fun ^.^

Like-
"Do you wash your pants with windex? Cuz I can see myself in them!"
>.>

or

"Do you know karate? Cuz your body is kickin'?"

BeachBoy
February 24th, 2008, 01:33 AM
lol I just saw this one used actually the other day

*New hot girl moves in next door, dude walks up with the classic brownies, "I made these for you, you're hot, I mean they're hot" *

I also saw that in a movie too, lol bet he got it from that. :P

Xairmo
February 24th, 2008, 06:14 PM
I think Ive also heard-
"If youy were a booger, Id pick you first"

"Good thing I brought my library card, cuz Im checkin' you out"

0.0

txteclipse
February 24th, 2008, 10:23 PM
I get the chloroform one. I rock now, apparently.

"I think my heart just lagged."

For the romantic gamer. ;D

I need that on a shirt. Right now.

Anyways, I've also heard variations of "Is heaven missing an angel?" That one's not bad, but it's corny. I'll try to remember more.

Sweet Smoochum
February 24th, 2008, 11:00 PM
"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning." From a show on Cartoon Network.

A boy said this to me once and I didn't get it: "I may be sitting down, but I'm giving you a standing ovation."

He also said: "Do you have a map? 'Cause I'm lost in your eyes."

Here's one I made up for the guys to use on some naive girl. It's not really a line, it's more of an 'act':

"Hey! Don't I know you? You look a lot like ... *starts sobbing* I'm sorry. *She tries to make him feel better.* My ex just looks so much like you. She did something so mean to me and I haven't been able to recover. *She might ask what.* I don't want to talk about it. I apologize for wasting your time. *She then might follow you, and then you'll get to know her. Tada!*

I don't know if it would work, though. She would also have to be a nice girl.

Lady Nicole
February 25th, 2008, 10:04 AM
My all time favourite one has gotta be:

"I wish I were like sine squared and you were like cosine squared, then together we could be one."

Hahahahaha. Yeah, I'm a nerd.

sims796
February 25th, 2008, 12:20 PM
My all time favourite one has gotta be:

"I wish I were like sine squared and you were like cosine squared, then together we could be one."

Hahahahaha. Yeah, I'm a nerd.

?

I gotta study more :'(

A classic:

"Are you're legs tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day long!"

A few more:

"Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Be unique and different, say yes."

"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!"

Oh! Giggidy Giggidy Goo!

Hikari_Bellossom
February 25th, 2008, 01:47 PM
If you were a barn door i'd slam you all night

I laughed so hard at that one

Gummy
February 25th, 2008, 02:09 PM
WARNING! WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ MAY BE INAPPROPIATE FOR USERS UNDER THE AGE OF 13. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...

"If I named your left leg Thanksgiving, and your right leg Christmas, can I visit between holidays?"

baconmasta
February 28th, 2008, 06:52 PM
"YOU'RE PRETTY!!!!!" nah just kiddin

"Girl you so fly you make my heart touch the sky" (i saw it in a comic)

That holiday one is funny xD

Man of Faith
February 29th, 2008, 11:04 PM
A boy said this to me once and I didn't get it: "I may be sitting down, but I'm giving you a standing ovation."


0.0

...


Oh... From Robot Chicken: "Are you from Heaven? 'Cause I've got an erection."

Yeah... I should try that one... >.>

Marx
February 29th, 2008, 11:15 PM
"I don't use pick up lines, I just say 'Now.'"
Best one ever.
Oh, and me and my friends were messing around, so I went up to this random girl and said a "Drop Off Line" as we called it

"Hey baby, you so fine, you make my brother look like a dump!"
and
"So, did it hurt? Why, when god kicked you out of heaven"

coolio567
March 21st, 2008, 07:16 PM
(in an old busted carin the back seat) you should sit in my lap (she asks why) because this seat is the only one with a seat belt.

Bear
March 26th, 2008, 10:49 AM
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Total rawfulz. XDD


"Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."

Now THAT is a jaw clencher. >.<

BakingBluePotatoe
March 26th, 2008, 01:54 PM
xDD @ the map one lol

hm... I wonder if the line "So heard you leik Mudkipz" could be used as a pickup...

~SunnyDay~
March 26th, 2008, 03:50 PM
?

I gotta study more :'(

A classic:

"Are you're legs tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day long!"

A few more:

"Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Be unique and different, say yes."

"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!"

Oh! Giggidy Giggidy Goo!

Lmfao xD

Those are good ones.

I actually haven't heard many pickup lines.. I remember the alphabet one used on me and the map one.

I tried so hard not to laugh >_>

Live in Color
March 26th, 2008, 07:28 PM
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blew me away.

Worst ever. :D

FourFourTwo
March 26th, 2008, 07:34 PM
This one is a bit inappropriate..


"why dont you sit on my lap? we could talk about the first thing that pops up"

♣Gawain♣
March 26th, 2008, 10:32 PM
"If Pi becomes a pie, what happens to the circle?"
said my nitwit classmate.
or

"Oh my gosh! Is that Kuya(Tagalog for 'brother') Germs?" I first thought my classmate mentioned that is real live microbes, but in fact he's an actor.

DavyJones4our
March 27th, 2008, 03:04 AM
"Hello Beautifly, you're lookin' absolutely Goldeen tonight. I know it may seem a bit Oddish for a stranger to just start up a Chatot out of the blue, but you seem to be new Aron here. You see, I'm a member of Team Rocket, and I'd absolutely love to take a nice long Pikachu."

*rimshot*

Amachi
March 27th, 2008, 03:36 AM
olawdy, that line there Davy is utter pwnage I must say. Did you come up with that yourself?

DavyJones4our
March 27th, 2008, 03:46 AM
olawdy, that line there Davy is utter pwnage I must say. Did you come up with that yourself?

Aye, that I did. Someone on another forum made a Pikachu pun concerning the Elite Four "At least they got get a good Pikachu and your team". I knew that had to be the punch. Everything else was a good ol' brain scrambling session.

Tetsu
March 27th, 2008, 04:34 AM
"Hello Beautifly, you're lookin' absolutely Goldeen tonight. I know it may seem a bit Oddish for a stranger to just start up a Chatot out of the blue, but you seem to be new Aron here. You see, I'm a member of Team Rocket, and I'd absolutely love to take a nice long Pikachu."

*rimshot*

Words cannot describe how funny that was. Best way to find out if girls your age are secretly into Pokemon too.

Got some here. Lamers and good'ns mixed:

Gotta boyfriend? (No) Want one? (Yes) Well when you want a MANfriend, come see me.

I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that you want me.

So you're a girl, huh?

When our children ask me how we met, should I tell them you it was love at first sight or that your were playing hard to get?

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

The voices in my head told me to come talk to you.

There's a movie I want to go see, but my mom said I couldn't go alone.

Bear
March 27th, 2008, 06:48 AM
http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs19/i/2007/283/8/2/akatsuki_pick_up_lines_by_vonnie_seiyuki_chan.jpg

Gummy
March 27th, 2008, 01:25 PM
"Hello Beautifly, you're lookin' absolutely Goldeen tonight. I know it may seem a bit Oddish for a stranger to just start up a Chatot out of the blue, but you seem to be new Aron here. You see, I'm a member of Team Rocket, and I'd absolutely love to take a nice long Pikachu."

*rimshot*

Oh, that had me rolling on the floor. XD This is like, sig worthy.

The Akatsuki pick-up lines are funny too, especially Sasori's!

Waffle-San
March 28th, 2008, 03:26 PM
I was bored one day and like a year or two back Other Trivia has a pick-up line thread.

My favourite, and the only one I can really remember is.

"My name may not be Elmo but you can tickle me all over"


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engage'
May 4th, 2008, 02:02 AM
Hahahahahahaha!

Another one, more corny.

"Are you the guy who asked me out?"

"Baby, I'm whoever you want me to be."

Ibuberu
May 4th, 2008, 02:24 AM
I've heard quite a few, but never has anyone used one on me or vice versa. XD

- Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?

- There's something wrong with my handphone... It doesn't have your number. D:

Kaiyori
May 4th, 2008, 02:44 AM
Well, i don't think it's quite a pick-up line...but ah well.

"If i had a flower for every time i think of you, i could walk forever in my garden."

Amachi
May 4th, 2008, 03:06 AM
ahhhhhhhhhhhh £äT¡ø§™, don't revive threads older than 30 days. However, I'm gonna leave this thread open seeing as there seems to be a revived interest in it as well.

Bug Catcher Nick
May 5th, 2008, 02:13 PM
"Did it hurt?"

"When I fell from heaven?"

"No, when you got beaten with the ugly stick"

sims796
May 5th, 2008, 02:27 PM
One of the best lines I ever heard, Nick.

Tamaki
May 5th, 2008, 03:07 PM
The "pick-up lines" I get from guys shouldn't even qualify as pick up lines.

"Hey boobs *cough* I mean Kaydee."

> . <

Gummy
May 5th, 2008, 03:12 PM
"Did it hurt?"

"When I fell from heaven?"

"No, when you got beaten with the ugly stick"

Nice one. XD

"Baby, I think you owe the cops some money, 'cause you got FINE stamped all over you!"

Lash
May 5th, 2008, 05:14 PM
Walk into Hooters and say, "I am in need of nutrition. Is milk served here?"

Gym Leader Clair
May 5th, 2008, 06:45 PM
Here is one of may favorites. Its a good icebreaker.

"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (She or he says I don't know or guesses) Enough to break the ice. Hey my name is (insert name here.)"

LipstickTraces
May 20th, 2008, 01:28 PM
I got told a dreadful one:

"Is that a ladder in your pants or a stairway to heaven?"

:/

Apathetic_Yen
May 20th, 2008, 02:37 PM
Heh heh, the ultimate pokemon pickup lines.

Don't read if you're under the age of 14, heck, you probably shouldn't even be in here, much less understand this.

Do you wanna battle, cuz my balls are at the ready?

If I were a Milktank, I'd use ATTRACT on you.

Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.

When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder.

I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.

Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up.

Hey baby, wanna SPOINK?

Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?

What's your favorite move? Mine is LICK.

You'll be WEEZING after I'm done with you.

Let's make like a Super Rod and hook up.

My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke's tail!

STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Wanna help me out?

I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you.

I think we're going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done.

How about you use REST, so i can sleep with you.

I heard Meowth's not the only mischievious pussy in town.

My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let's battle so they can get some experience.

LipstickTraces
May 21st, 2008, 12:30 PM
Heh heh, the ultimate pokemon pickup lines.

Don't read if you're under the age of 14, heck, you probably shouldn't even be in here, much less understand this.

Do you wanna battle, cuz my balls are at the ready?

If I were a Milktank, I'd use ATTRACT on you.

Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.

When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder.

I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.

Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up.

Hey baby, wanna SPOINK?

Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?

What's your favorite move? Mine is LICK.

You'll be WEEZING after I'm done with you.

Let's make like a Super Rod and hook up.

My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke's tail!

STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Wanna help me out?

I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you.

I think we're going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done.

How about you use REST, so i can sleep with you.

I heard Meowth's not the only mischievious pussy in town.

My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let's battle so they can get some experience.

heh, these are quite good. im proud of you brock lee boyo :bandit:

Cherrim
May 21st, 2008, 12:32 PM
Best pick-up line ever?

"I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."


Tater Tot
May 22nd, 2008, 12:05 PM
Ha, I know some, I've never used them though. XD

"Do your legs ache? Because your body's kicking."
"I wish the letters I and U were closer in the alphabet."
"I must be on a trampoline, or maybe my heart is jumping standing right next to you."
"The room just lit up! Or maybe it's just your eyes sparkling."

Those are basically the only ones that I know. XD

And about Brock Lee's pick-up lines: You dirty bird. XD

Bug Catcher Nick
May 22nd, 2008, 01:20 PM
"I wish the letters I and U were closer in the alphabet."

Bad grammar, should be "U and I" not "I and U".

KingKaos
May 22nd, 2008, 05:02 PM
Here is one I got from these guys

"Excuse me would you let me check your tag?" (you look closely) "Just as I thought, made in heaven"

"If you take eleven roses and stand in the mirror, you'll be looking at the twelve most beautiful things in the world."

"Do you have a map, because I got lost in your eyes."

"I know heaven must be missing an angel."

(Go up to the girl) "I know you must be tired" (She asks from hat) "From running through my mind all day."

Tater Tot
May 22nd, 2008, 05:26 PM
Bug Catcher Nick: Yeah, I only put that since it's the alphabet, and "I" is before "U" in the alphabet. XD
This thread is so dirty. XD

Oh! The classic,
"Do you have fries with that shake?"

yahiko
May 30th, 2008, 04:37 PM
hi i came from the future to tell you were still in love

Ageless Irony
May 30th, 2008, 05:33 PM
(If you're in a building with an Exit Sign)"Hey, theres an exit sign, wanna go out with me?"

(Walk up to the girl and offer your hand)"Would you mind holding this while I take a walk?"

Love those...

bmah
May 30th, 2008, 11:36 PM
hmm...

"Life without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless."