View Full Version : The 'Pokemon beats ...' Game!
March 2nd, 2008, 07:25 PM
It is easy to play. here is an example-
I start off by saying-Palkia
next person says-"Pokemon" beats Palkia because...
then the next person says- "Pokemon" beats "Pokemon" because...
It is easy-
I will start-
March 24th, 2008, 07:33 AM
Charizards beats Turtwig because it's a fire Pokémon... and it's huge.
March 24th, 2008, 09:13 AM
Empoleon beats charizard because water penguins defeat fire dragons XD
March 24th, 2008, 09:15 AM
Starmie beats Empoleon due to the ability to learn Thunderbolt.
March 24th, 2008, 09:16 AM
Caturne beats Starmie because it has lots of type advantages.
March 24th, 2008, 01:42 PM
Typhlosion beats that because of fire
March 24th, 2008, 02:02 PM
Starmie beat typhlo due to surf.
March 24th, 2008, 11:40 PM
Pikachu wins using thunder
March 25th, 2008, 12:14 AM
And marshtomp easily defeats you with Mud blast(think its the name)
March 25th, 2008, 04:04 AM
Sceptile win because your a mud and water type pokemon
March 25th, 2008, 08:50 AM
Its ground but anyway. Hetran shall own thou sceptile.
March 25th, 2008, 11:28 AM
Even though I love heatran, lucario close combats it to it's lava grave
March 25th, 2008, 01:03 PM
Haha lucario will be pwned by my mewtwo so we don't start going by type advantadges the whole way
March 25th, 2008, 01:09 PM
Mewtwo is beat by my Pikachu who has become a scientist and created a deadly virus!
March 25th, 2008, 01:28 PM
Pikach will and shall get owned by my ratatta
March 25th, 2008, 01:29 PM
Your Rattata is eaten by my Fraligator
March 25th, 2008, 04:38 PM
Your feraligater cannot stand the power of porygons thunderbolt!
March 25th, 2008, 05:08 PM
My Haunter scares your Porygon so bad he wets himself and runs away crying!
March 25th, 2008, 05:15 PM
My Porygon2 uses Psychic on ur haunter and he dissappers!
March 25th, 2008, 07:01 PM
My Lucario has a staring contest with your Porygon2 but gets bored and just high kicks him. After knocking the enemy down he says a really cool ending line while engraving your Pokemon's face into the mud.
March 25th, 2008, 11:40 PM
Lucario gets splashed by Majikarp, causing Lucario to go to sleep out of boredom, and while Lucario is a sleep Majikarp evolves into Garados and thrashes Lucario into little tinee bits.
March 26th, 2008, 05:16 AM
Gyrados will have a good beatdown from caterpie
March 26th, 2008, 06:37 PM
Your caterpie is stepped on by my Venasour.
March 26th, 2008, 09:20 PM
You Venusaur get's squished because of Wailord.
March 27th, 2008, 09:56 AM
Like always I send out a noob to do the job.
March 27th, 2008, 12:55 PM
Flygon catches your wurmple on fire.
March 28th, 2008, 03:10 AM
ANd flygon got owned by my arceus curse edition
April 2nd, 2008, 09:44 AM
What is a arceus 'curse' edition?
Anyways, A brave nature darkai+Blackglasses+ hyponois+dream eater+dark pulse+bad dreams (ability) would beat your arceus.
April 4th, 2008, 01:03 PM
Porygon-Z uses tri-attack on your Darkrai and he gets frozen, then porygon-Z uses flamethrower to thaw him and burn him, finishing it all with a little Psychic.
May 24th, 2008, 06:32 AM
Dialga beats Porygon-Z with Draco Meteor
May 24th, 2008, 06:40 AM
I may be half asleep, but I still can see when a thread hasn't been posted for over a month.
So, since reviving thread is against the rules, I'm closing this one.