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HoodyHoo
March 31st, 2008, 11:01 AM
Alot of these are cheesy, but some are pretty funny.

pickuplinesgalore. com/pokemon.html (remove the space)

BakingBluePotatoe
March 31st, 2008, 12:25 PM
I've always wondered if "so I heard u leik Mudkipz" works as a pick-up line...

CrystalFlow
March 31st, 2008, 09:50 PM
Best read of my day! couldn't stop laughing

Murasaki
April 1st, 2008, 05:50 AM
xD!! Some of those are just wrong...

Funny as hell though.

DavyJones4our
April 1st, 2008, 04:43 PM
Well then, I guess I should post mine from the threat in "Other Chat"

"Hello Beautifly, you're lookin' absolutely Goldeen tonight. I know it may seem a bit Oddish for a stranger to just start up a Chatot out of the blue, but you seem to be new Aron here. You see, I'm a member of Team Rocket, and I'd absolutely love to take a good Pikachu."

*rimshot*

Spinor
April 1st, 2008, 05:02 PM
Lol, those are just wrong, I wish I could close this but I almost got a laugh attack, plus, this AF joke didn't include Powers so I wouldn't be able anyway. Then again, I suck at pick ups altough I make good ones.

Star★Seeker
April 1st, 2008, 05:53 PM
LOL!That is just...pervy, especially number 2, that is LOL'ing funny!The Weezing, the Lickylicky are just.. too much.

Gummy
April 1st, 2008, 07:46 PM
If I was a Pokemon right now, I'd be an Erectabuz

Oh man, that had me dying.

Star★Seeker
April 2nd, 2008, 06:17 PM
These are to die for:
When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder.
I've got Masterballs baby.
Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?
Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.
I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA.
Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.
Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky.


And above all:
Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky.
STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Wanna help me out?My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine!
I heard Meowth's not the only mischievious pussy in town


This gets The Pervy Seal of Approval!:
http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/4870/pervay6.png

Arch_2008
April 2nd, 2008, 11:30 PM
The Following are just wrong:
people who are older then 13
Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG?
I've got Masterballs baby.
Do you wanna see what's in my ball bag?
Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?
My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night.




Man those are funny as hell, i never imagined that someone could use pokemon(outside of the games, TV shows, ect)for evil.

Espreon
April 3rd, 2008, 12:01 AM
Yeah they are funny but a lot are just plain wrong. The ultimate example:

for those above the age of 13. In other words only hit the spoiler button if you are above the age of 13...
"I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA"

Just plain wrong.

Nightwizard
April 3rd, 2008, 08:43 PM
This thread made my day, it really did.

FourFourTwo
April 3rd, 2008, 08:48 PM
for those above the age of 13. In other words only hit the spoiler button if you are above the age of 13...
"I'd like to Munchlax on your Cloyster"


This one is amazing.

BakingBluePotatoe
April 3rd, 2008, 08:59 PM
Well then, I guess I should post mine from the threat in "Other Chat"

"Hello Beautifly, you're lookin' absolutely Goldeen tonight. I know it may seem a bit Oddish for a stranger to just start up a Chatot out of the blue, but you seem to be new Aron here. You see, I'm a member of Team Rocket, and I'd absolutely love to take a good Pikachu."

*rimshot*

now THAT is funny.

PRICELESS. Absolutely PRICELESS.

Apathetic_Yen
April 3rd, 2008, 09:07 PM
i luv this kinda stuff. freakin hilarious

Lynnx
April 4th, 2008, 02:36 AM
Hilarity to the extreme. No, really.

Although some push the limits of perverted...XD

BeachBoy
April 4th, 2008, 09:36 AM
Oh lawd, I couldn't stop laughing, these are great.

Well "Hi" in national studies is the overall best pick up line.. that said... "So I heard you leik Mudkipz?!" has to be the absolute best. >D Not funny like earlier ones mentioned, but works. *wink*

Also... one just comes of my mind...

Mime!....Mime......mime mime mime! Mime!

jigglybuff
April 5th, 2008, 12:14 AM
Those are freakin' awesome - I'll totally need to use those!