Corrupt-a-Wish

[Daboys121]

This is the Corrupt-a-Wish game. This is how to play:

First someone makes a wish. Then, the next person corrupts it. Then, that person mustmake a wish which another person corupts.

Ex:
Person 1: I wish I didn't have school today.
Person 2: Granted, but you spend you're life stupid.
I wish I was rich.
Person 3: Granted, but you never get to spend your money.
I wish I had superpowers.

And it keeps on going.

I'll start:
I wish I could never be injured.

Edit: Please move this to other trivia, I didn't see it.

[Tater Tot]

Granted, But ya know that scar on your face you got when you were five?
The scar just showed up again, so no girl will ever want you.

I wish the coffee was better. >_<

[boo836]

Granted. But a cow went in it.

[Unforgettable]

You didn't wish. O.o
Well, I will.
I wish for a land of Hello Kitty

[Gyro]

Granted, but you would never be able to visit.
I wish for a car.

[Drakorn]

Granted, however you can only drive 3 wheel cars.

I wish that I could stay in college longer.

[Soluna]

Granted, although all your professors will be sheep.

I wish to die...(yah I'm emo today XD)

[Gummy]

Granted, but you gotta spend the rest of eternity in hell.

I was I was a monkey.

[Drakorn]

Granted, however you're 1 inch tall and unable to reach a banana tree

I wish I was rich

[Tater Tot]

Granted, you spend $100, and then someone steels all your money.

I wish my wish didn't corrupt.

[menace64]

Granted, but you can never make another wish, thus leaving you with nothing.

I wish I could have not just made a wish.

[Closer]

Granted, but that'll just contradict this game, so too bad.

I wish I had some food to eat.

[─AdvancedK9─]

Granted, I'm very glad someone finally ordered Gratoh's Serpentiacoavebunnyrabbitdogcatdelihumanmeat Pie. Delicious

I wish My brother was never born

[Closer]

Granted, but now you have a sister instead.

I wish my school would blow up.

[Aurélie Fey]

Granted, but right after your school blew up, a new one took its place. Class is now in session~

I wish I wasn't so bored.

[Tater Tot]

Granted, but now you have too much stuff to do.

I wish I had more chocolate. >.<

[Gummy]

Granted, but it's not really chocolate.

I wish I could get these User Profile colors right.

[Mitchman Is]

Granted but it will only be pink. I wish noobs didn't exist

[Gerri Shin]

Granted, but now everyone's an insufferable knowitall

I wish for more yogurt.

[Mitchman Is]

Granted but all the cows are now gone.
I wish for a really hot girlfriend.

[uɐɟʞɔoɹɔıssɐlɔ]

Granted, but she is a huge idiot and hates you.

I wish for something entertaining.

[Tater Tot]

Granted, but you are only entertained for a second.


I wish my snack mix had better snacks. ;_;

[Gerri Shin]

Granted, but all your teeth fall out

I wish for a hydrogen powered car

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted,but your car used to much hydrogen and it explodes
i wish for jirachi to grant i real wish

[Mr.Roserade]

Granted, but you can only wish for beverages XD
I wish more members were on at the moment

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but they will be all gone later
i wish to have lots of chocolate cakes

[Closer]

Granted, but a clown came around and threw them all in your face.

I wish I had something to wish for.

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted,but you wish something you dont want
i wish i have something i want to do

[Ayano Katagiri]

Granted. But you end up too busy to do it.

I wish for homework to be abolished.

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you end up doing assignments
i wish i could train the strongest pikachu

[Ayano Katagiri]

Granted, except that Pikachu betrayed you.

I wish there were parallel universes.

[Closer]

Granted, but access to that universe is denied.

I wish people in anime were real.

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you can never meet one
i wish everyone to be happy

[Ayano Katagiri]

Granted, but you still see them as being sad.

I wish there were no cars.

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but everybody uses motorcycle
i wish pokemon fans love one pokemon

[Ayano Katagiri]

Granted. But that Pokemon split itself into all the other Pokemon.

I wish the newspaper only printed important news.

[Closer]

Granted, but now you never see the obituaries about your friends or family.

I wish my computer was faster.

[Ayano Katagiri]

Granted. But then it ran into an endless loop program.

I wish I had a good computer.

[Closer]

Granted, but someone stole it the next day.

I wish I could get my PSP back.

[Ayano Katagiri]

Granted, but it was broken beyond repair.

I wish that I'll never buy a PSP.

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you buy a ps2 instead

i wish for i glass of chocolate milk

[Closer]

Granted, but the milk is off.

I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant.

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you become untolerant
i wish knew the meaning of life

[Closer]

Granted, but God has sent you to hell now.

I wish the holidays would come faster.

[Ayano Katagiri]

Granted, but they ended just as quickly.

I wish I could sleep whenever I want.

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you sleep longer
i wish would will be a pokemon master

[Closer]

Granted, but then nobody played pokemon anymore.

I wish my room was cleaner.

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you cant go to your anymore
i wish i have all the pokemon legendaries

[Ayano Katagiri]

Granted, but then your game corrupted.

I wish I had a lightbulb

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but your bulb explodes
i wish i can play all the pokemon games

[Ayano Katagiri]

Granted, but they crash after getting the Pokedex.

I wish I could find a picture.

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you burned it
i wish i can hack a hack game

[Closer]

Granted, but then you lost the game.

I wish I had a wireless mouse. ;<

[Ayano Katagiri]

Granted, but then you forgot the part that goes in the PC.

I wish I had Wi-fi.

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you dont how to use it
i wish to be healthy

[Ayano Katagiri]

Granted, but you need to visit the hospital everyday.

I wish vb 3.7 profiles could have music.

[Closer]

Granted, but then people put really crap music in their profiles. ;<

I wish I could think of a better profile scheme.

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but they dont have pictures
i wish i can fly

[Closer]

Granted, but you flew into a airplane propeller.

I wish our blood was colourful.

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but someone saw it thought it was juice
i wish vampires sucks water instead of blood

[Closer]

Granted, but vampires don't really exist.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you get energetic then tired again
i wish i dont have to logout

[Closer]

Granted, but then you're stuck on PC forever.

I wish I didn't change themes so much..

[Ayano Katagiri]

Granted, but then you weren't allowed to have a theme.

I wish I knew how to make a cool forum skin.

[Closer]

Granted, but then no one will ever use it.

I wish I had more anime posters in my room.

[Ayano Katagiri]

Granted, but they're all of anime you hate.

I wish I had more time to watch good anime.

[Closer]

Granted, but it's now illegal to watch anime on the internet and on DVD.

I wish I didn't have to make a stupid mask for school. :(

[Ayano Katagiri]

Granted, but the mask has become part of your school uniform.

I wish school didn't start so early in the morning.

[Closer]

Granted, but now you go to school at 10pm.

I wish I could download the song, O2 by Orange Range.

[Ayano Katagiri]

Granted, but you weren't able to play the song.

I wish torrents less confusing to use.

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you wont be able to use torrents
i wish my brother would stop bugging me

[Tater Tot]

Granted, but now you have no brother at all. ;_;

I wish I could watch a marathon of my favorite show.

[Closer]

Granted, but then you died from starvation.

I wish time would stop.

[Mitchman Is]

Granted but you will only stop.
I wish girls liked me more

[cε׀׀]

Granted, but you would be killed by overcrowding of girls.
I wish I could fly...

[Gerri Shin]

Granted, but now you must deal with the cleaning of large feathery wings

I wish I could live happily ever after

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but your family doesn't
i wish i can go back in time

[Gerri Shin]

granted, but now you cannot return to the present

I wish I didn't have to work to earn money

[cε׀׀]

Granted, but then you would have to beg...

I wish I could read minds..

[Tater Tot]

Granted, but then you hear very disturbing things. O_O

I wish I could have more chips. ><

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you can only read your mind
i wish i can play all day long

[Bear]

Granted, but you can only play for one day. Never again.. ;P

I wish chocolate would make me thin instead of fat.. Xo

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you eat to much and made
so thin you can fit into a straw
i wish i knew when everyone is sleeping

[Jamachi]

Granted , but you spend your time doing nothing
I wish pokemons are real

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but all pokemon hate you
i wish you dont like jirachi

[Jamachi]

Granted , but jirachi will never grant wishes

I wish nobody was talking to me

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you wont be talking to your self
i wish i i can eat anything i want and not making me fat

[Jamachi]

granted but your still hungry

I wish Everyone liked me

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but nobody loves you
i wish it isnt summer in here anymore

[Jamachi]

granted , but it was too cold.

I wish i cannot be frozen or burned

[Gerri Shin]

Granted, but now you are paralyzed

I wish for some ice cream

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but it melts quickly
i wish you play computer until your eyes get burned

[Jamachi]

granted but your eyes burned to ashes

I wish everybody was my friend

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but everybody also will be your enemy
i wish my wish will come true

[Jamachi]

granted but your wish did not come true
I wish i was only a 10 year old boy

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted cause you are already one
i wish i dont have a wish

[Jamachi]

Granted but you made a wish

I wish i was in home

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you get kicked out
i wish you are giving me some food

[Jamachi]

granted but i gave you dirty foods
I wish i had two computers

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but the other one broke
i wish my dog knew how to do tricks

[Jamachi]

granted but it doesn't obey you
I wish i were smart and intelligent

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but your brain is too big
i wish animals can talk

[Jamachi]

granted but it won't talk to you
I wish i had every game in pokemon

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but every single one wont work
i wish your jirachi wont corrupt my wish

[Jamachi]

granted but i will corrupt your wishes
I wish i was daydreaming

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but your daydreaming of bad things(scary things)
i wish your computer is very slow
so slow that it actually has a virus

[Jamachi]

granted but it was fixed 30 seconds ago
I wish i was the top student in our class

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted you always play computer that you became the lowest one in your class
i wish all books have pictures

[Jamachi]

granted but the color is black and white
I wish i was really wishing for something

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you wished for something stupid
i wish iwas a little girl again

[Jamachi]

granted but your too small to reach a chair
I wish i would never die

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but your life will be miserable
i wish we have better technology than our previous ones

[Jamachi]

granted but you miss your old ones
I wish i can create hover cars

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you always fall using it
i wish pokemon yellow had a advanced generation game

[Jamachi]

granted but but it was not yet released
I wish i had all pokemon in all games i play

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you lost your games
i wish i can play a cool MMORPG