Archer
July 3rd, 2008, 09:24 PM
Welcome to Hax City, Where critical hits are more common that Garchomps are on the Official Shoddy server. This was a battle between Tortured_Soul and I on ABYAY’s Shoddy server.
He had rated my team just before battling, so I didn’t really have an advantage in that aspect. It was also still in the testing phase, there a few issues in that regard...
Attention: I will put a Score Count in Later. T_S was being impatient.
My (Archer’s) Team: http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/dpffa/dpffa169.png http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/dpmfb/dpmfb065.png http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/dpmfb/dpmfb068.png http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/dpmfb/dpmfb472.pnghttp://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/dpmfb/dpmfb143.png http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/dpmfb/dpmfb233.png
T_S’s Team: http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/dpmfa/dpmfa233.pnghttp://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/dpmfa/dpmfa130.png http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/dpmfa/dpmfa445.pnghttp://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/dpmfa/dpmfa485.pnghttp://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/dpffa/dpffa242.pnghttp://www.smogon.com/download/sprites/dp/389.png
Archer’s Team: Red
T_S’s Team: Blue
In- game Commentary: Orange
Archer’s Thoughts: Purple
Rules:
-Evasion Clause
-Freeze Clause
-OHKO Clause
-Sleep Clause
-Species Clause
Archer sent out Crobat (lvl 100 Crobat ?).
Tortured_Soul sent out Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Crobat's Inner Focus!
Dancing Bidoof 1 (Dancing Salamence 1.1) has entered the room.
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Crobat's attack!
Crobat used Air Slash.
Gyarados lost 19% of its health.
---
Knowing TS’s P2 has a Lum berry, I decided to just hit it. Don’t know why I stayed in…
Crobat used Taunt.
Gyarados fell for the taunt!
Gyarados used Sleep Talk.
Gyarados can't use Sleep Talk after the taunt!
---
Obviously, TS expected me to sleep his Gyarados, but taunt stops Sleep Talk working.
Crobat used Hypnosis.
Crobat's attack missed!
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Crobat lost 44% of its health.
---
That’s not fair, it has Wide Lens, too…
Crobat used Hypnosis.
Gyarados fell asleep!
Gyarados is fast asleep!
---
Finally.
Tortured_Soul switched in Garchomp (lvl 100 Garchomp ?).
Crobat used Air Slash.
Garchomp lost 23% of its health.
---
Don’t want this setting up on me…
Crobat used U-turn.
Garchomp lost 9% of its health.
Archer switched in Gliscor (lvl 100 Gliscor ?).
Garchomp used Substitute.
Garchomp lost 25% of its health.
Garchomp made a substitute!
---
Will he stay in?
Garchomp used Dragon Claw.
Gliscor lost 29% of its health.
Gliscor used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Garchomp!
Garchomp's substitute faded!
Gliscor ate some food...
---
Seems so…
Garchomp used Dragon Claw.
Gliscor lost 27% of its health.
Gliscor used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Garchomp lost 30% of its health.
The Yache Berry weakened Ice Fang's power!
Gliscor ate some food...
---
Good. Got his Yache Berry gone without letting him set up…
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Gliscor's attack!
Gliscor used Ice Fang.
Gyarados lost 8% of its health.
Gliscor ate some food...
---
No thanks.
Archer switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Gyarados's Intimidate!
Porygon2's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Gyarados is fast asleep!
Gyarados used Sleep Talk.
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
Porygon2 lost 11% of its health.
Porygon2 ate some food...
---
Go, go gyara counter.
Tortured_Soul switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Porygon2 used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Heatran lost 6% of its health.
Porygon2 ate some food...
---
Thought he’d switch to Chomp…
Archer switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Heatran used Taunt.
Snorlax fell for the taunt!
---
Switch in and wait for Parahax.
Tortured_Soul switched in Garchomp(lvl 100 Garchomp ?).
Snorlax used Body Slam.
Garchomp lost 31% of its health.
Tortured_Soul's Garchomp fainted.
---
Can’t say I would have done that myself…
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Snorlax's attack!
Archer switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Gyarados's Intimidate!
Porygon2's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Gyarados woke up!
Gyarados used Rest.
Gyarados fell asleep!
Gyarados restored 27% of its health.
---
This thing just wont DIE!
Tortured_Soul switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Porygon2 used Thunderbolt.
Blissey lost 8% of its health.
Blissey ate some food.
---
Lovely. Now I have to get rid of this.
Archer switched in Machamp (lvl 100 Machamp ?).
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
Machamp is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Blissey ate some food...
---
He will switch, though.
Tortured_Soul: >_>
ABYAY has entered the room.
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Machamp's attack!
Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
It's not very effective...
Gyarados lost 14% of its health.
Gyarados became confused!
---
Yay for Confusion!
Tortured_Soul switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Machamp is paralysed! It can't move!
---
Not. Fair. DP would have been a OHKO.
Archer switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Snorlax's attack!
---
Obviously TS saw Snorlax coming…
Archer switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Gyarados's Intimidate!
Porygon2's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Gyarados is fast asleep!
Gyarados used Sleep Talk.
Gyarados used Rest.
But it failed!
---
Pory away!
ABYAY: Snorlax used Specs Thunder
Tortured_Soul switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Porygon2's Intimidate!
Porygon2's intimidate cut Porygon2's attack!
Porygon2 used Thunderbolt.
Porygon2 lost 22% of its health.
---
Tracing a trace. (Yay for ability piracy!)
Tyranitar has entered the room.
Porygon2 used Toxic.
Porygon2 was badly poisoned!
Porygon2 used Thunder Wave.
Porygon2 is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Porygon2's Lum Berry cured its Paralysis!
Porygon2 is busy being sick in a bucket...
---
Forgot about the Lum Berry…
Archer switched in Machamp (lvl 100 Machamp ?).
Tortured_Soul switched in Heatran
(lvl 100 Heatran ?).
---
Good prediction TS!
Heatran used Fire Blast.
Machamp lost 89% of its health.
Heatran lost 10% of its health.
Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
It's super effective!
Heatran lost 98% of its health.
Tortured_Soul's Heatran fainted.
Machamp ate some food...
---
I think I need some SDef EVs on Machamp. Maybe 4 more attack to OHKO Heatran.
Don’t ask why I stayed in, but it payed off.
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Machamp's attack!
Archer switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Gyarados's Intimidate!
Porygon2's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Tortured_Soul switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Porygon2's Intimidate!
Porygon2's intimidate cut Porygon2's attack!
Porygon2 ate some food...
Porygon2 is busy being sick in a bucket...
---
Too slow to Rest or Stone Edge, thanks to Para.
Porygon2 used Thunder Wave.
Porygon2 is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Porygon2 used Discharge.
Porygon2 lost 17% of its health.
Porygon2 ate some food...
Porygon2 is busy being sick in a bucket...
---
Shut Pory down. I want Toxic support, but I really enjoy the reliable Paralysis, support. It’s how I deal with Deoxys.
Archer switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Porygon2 used Recover.
Porygon2 restored half of its health.
---
Seeing as I’m not getting anywhere…
Snorlax used Body Slam.
Porygon2 lost 24% of its health.
Porygon2 is paralysed! It can't move!
---
Hmm… I should’ve waited till Pory needed to recover, so I can bring in Machamp and rest…
Snorlax used Body Slam.
Porygon2 lost 26% of its health.
Porygon2 is paralysed! It can't move!
---
Para is God.
Snorlax used Body Slam.
Porygon2 lost 26% of its health.
Porygon2 used Toxic.
Snorlax was badly poisoned!
Snorlax is busy being sick in a bucket...
---
Eh, Snorlax can just rest it off.
Tortured_Soul: hallelujah!
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Snorlax's attack!
Snorlax used Body Slam.
Gyarados lost 17% of its health.
Snorlax ate some food...
Snorlax is busy being sick in a bucket...
---
SLAM!
Archer switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Gyarados's Intimidate!
Porygon2's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Gyarados is fast asleep!
Gyarados used Sleep Talk.
Gyarados used Bite.
Porygon2 lost 10% of its health.
Porygon2 ate some food...
Porygon2 is busy being sick in a bucket...
---
Déjà vu.
Tortured_Soul switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Porygon2 used Thunderbolt.
A critical hit!
Blissey lost 17% of its health.
Blissey is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Porygon2 ate some food...
Porygon2 is busy being sick in a bucket...
Blissey ate some food...
---
That is just ROFL. Critical hit AND para?
Now you can see why I named the battle as I did.
Dancing Bidoof 1: O_O
Tortured_Soul: you can't be serious...
Archer switched in Machamp (lvl 100 Machamp ?).
Blissey used Aromatherapy.
Blissey ate some food...
Machamp ate some food...
---
Please forget I’m para’d…
Archer: what about natural cure?
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Machamp lost 26% of its health.
Archer's Machamp fainted.
Blissey ate some food...
---
Well there’s my chance to heal Machamp. How the hell am I supposed to bring Blissey down now?
Tortured_Soul: yesh
Archer switched in Crobat (lvl 100 Crobat ?).
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Crobat's attack!
Crobat used Hypnosis.
Gyarados fell asleep!
---
I wanted to taunt Blissey. Maybe she’ll cry?
Eh, Gyara. Put it to sleep and Taunt it.
Crobat used Taunt.
Gyarados fell for the taunt!
Gyarados is fast asleep!
Gyarados used Sleep Talk.
Gyarados can't use Sleep Talk after the taunt!
---
That is so good….
Tortured_Soul switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Crobat's Inner Focus!
Crobat used Air Slash.
A critical hit!
Porygon2 lost 38% of its health.
Tortured_Soul's Porygon2 ran out of batteries…
---
Told you. Hax city…Would have out-sped it the next turn anyway.
Dancing Bidoof 1: ...
Tortured_Soul: another...crit...
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Crobat's attack!
Tortured_Soul switched in Deoxys-e (lvl 100 Deoxys-e).
Deoxys-e is exerting its pressure!
Crobat used Taunt.
Deoxys-e fell for the taunt!
---
Broken son of a….
Archer: DE is so broken
Tortured_Soul: yep
Archer switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Deoxys-e used Ice Beam.
Snorlax lost 6% of its health.
Snorlax ate some food...
Snorlax is busy being sick in a bucket...
---
6%. I love Snorlax. For the record, that would do 9% to Calm Blissey…
Dancing Bidoof 1: I should replace Deoxys-E sooner or later.
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Snorlax's attack!
Snorlax used Rest.
Snorlax fell asleep!
Snorlax restored 18% of its health.
---
I thought I’d cop a Superpower from Deoxys… Rest it off as his attack drops.
It does about 60% first hit, 40% the second and 30% the next, etc, so I could stall it out.
Didn’t expect Gyara to switch in.
Dancing Bidoof 1: I'll do it now.
Archer switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Gyarados's Intimidate!
Porygon2's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Gyarados is fast asleep!
Gyarados used Sleep Talk.
Gyarados used Rest.
But it failed!
Porygon2 ate some food...
Porygon2 is busy being sick in a bucket...
---
…
He had rated my team just before battling, so I didn’t really have an advantage in that aspect. It was also still in the testing phase, there a few issues in that regard...
Attention: I will put a Score Count in Later. T_S was being impatient.
My (Archer’s) Team: http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/dpffa/dpffa169.png http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/dpmfb/dpmfb065.png http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/dpmfb/dpmfb068.png http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/dpmfb/dpmfb472.pnghttp://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/dpmfb/dpmfb143.png http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/dpmfb/dpmfb233.png
T_S’s Team: http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/dpmfa/dpmfa233.pnghttp://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/dpmfa/dpmfa130.png http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/dpmfa/dpmfa445.pnghttp://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/dpmfa/dpmfa485.pnghttp://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/dpffa/dpffa242.pnghttp://www.smogon.com/download/sprites/dp/389.png
Archer’s Team: Red
T_S’s Team: Blue
In- game Commentary: Orange
Archer’s Thoughts: Purple
Rules:
-Evasion Clause
-Freeze Clause
-OHKO Clause
-Sleep Clause
-Species Clause
Archer sent out Crobat (lvl 100 Crobat ?).
Tortured_Soul sent out Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Crobat's Inner Focus!
Dancing Bidoof 1 (Dancing Salamence 1.1) has entered the room.
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Crobat's attack!
Crobat used Air Slash.
Gyarados lost 19% of its health.
---
Knowing TS’s P2 has a Lum berry, I decided to just hit it. Don’t know why I stayed in…
Crobat used Taunt.
Gyarados fell for the taunt!
Gyarados used Sleep Talk.
Gyarados can't use Sleep Talk after the taunt!
---
Obviously, TS expected me to sleep his Gyarados, but taunt stops Sleep Talk working.
Crobat used Hypnosis.
Crobat's attack missed!
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Crobat lost 44% of its health.
---
That’s not fair, it has Wide Lens, too…
Crobat used Hypnosis.
Gyarados fell asleep!
Gyarados is fast asleep!
---
Finally.
Tortured_Soul switched in Garchomp (lvl 100 Garchomp ?).
Crobat used Air Slash.
Garchomp lost 23% of its health.
---
Don’t want this setting up on me…
Crobat used U-turn.
Garchomp lost 9% of its health.
Archer switched in Gliscor (lvl 100 Gliscor ?).
Garchomp used Substitute.
Garchomp lost 25% of its health.
Garchomp made a substitute!
---
Will he stay in?
Garchomp used Dragon Claw.
Gliscor lost 29% of its health.
Gliscor used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Garchomp!
Garchomp's substitute faded!
Gliscor ate some food...
---
Seems so…
Garchomp used Dragon Claw.
Gliscor lost 27% of its health.
Gliscor used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Garchomp lost 30% of its health.
The Yache Berry weakened Ice Fang's power!
Gliscor ate some food...
---
Good. Got his Yache Berry gone without letting him set up…
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Gliscor's attack!
Gliscor used Ice Fang.
Gyarados lost 8% of its health.
Gliscor ate some food...
---
No thanks.
Archer switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Gyarados's Intimidate!
Porygon2's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Gyarados is fast asleep!
Gyarados used Sleep Talk.
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
Porygon2 lost 11% of its health.
Porygon2 ate some food...
---
Go, go gyara counter.
Tortured_Soul switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Porygon2 used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Heatran lost 6% of its health.
Porygon2 ate some food...
---
Thought he’d switch to Chomp…
Archer switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Heatran used Taunt.
Snorlax fell for the taunt!
---
Switch in and wait for Parahax.
Tortured_Soul switched in Garchomp(lvl 100 Garchomp ?).
Snorlax used Body Slam.
Garchomp lost 31% of its health.
Tortured_Soul's Garchomp fainted.
---
Can’t say I would have done that myself…
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Snorlax's attack!
Archer switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Gyarados's Intimidate!
Porygon2's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Gyarados woke up!
Gyarados used Rest.
Gyarados fell asleep!
Gyarados restored 27% of its health.
---
This thing just wont DIE!
Tortured_Soul switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Porygon2 used Thunderbolt.
Blissey lost 8% of its health.
Blissey ate some food.
---
Lovely. Now I have to get rid of this.
Archer switched in Machamp (lvl 100 Machamp ?).
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
Machamp is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Blissey ate some food...
---
He will switch, though.
Tortured_Soul: >_>
ABYAY has entered the room.
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Machamp's attack!
Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
It's not very effective...
Gyarados lost 14% of its health.
Gyarados became confused!
---
Yay for Confusion!
Tortured_Soul switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Machamp is paralysed! It can't move!
---
Not. Fair. DP would have been a OHKO.
Archer switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Snorlax's attack!
---
Obviously TS saw Snorlax coming…
Archer switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Gyarados's Intimidate!
Porygon2's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Gyarados is fast asleep!
Gyarados used Sleep Talk.
Gyarados used Rest.
But it failed!
---
Pory away!
ABYAY: Snorlax used Specs Thunder
Tortured_Soul switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Porygon2's Intimidate!
Porygon2's intimidate cut Porygon2's attack!
Porygon2 used Thunderbolt.
Porygon2 lost 22% of its health.
---
Tracing a trace. (Yay for ability piracy!)
Tyranitar has entered the room.
Porygon2 used Toxic.
Porygon2 was badly poisoned!
Porygon2 used Thunder Wave.
Porygon2 is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Porygon2's Lum Berry cured its Paralysis!
Porygon2 is busy being sick in a bucket...
---
Forgot about the Lum Berry…
Archer switched in Machamp (lvl 100 Machamp ?).
Tortured_Soul switched in Heatran
(lvl 100 Heatran ?).
---
Good prediction TS!
Heatran used Fire Blast.
Machamp lost 89% of its health.
Heatran lost 10% of its health.
Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
It's super effective!
Heatran lost 98% of its health.
Tortured_Soul's Heatran fainted.
Machamp ate some food...
---
I think I need some SDef EVs on Machamp. Maybe 4 more attack to OHKO Heatran.
Don’t ask why I stayed in, but it payed off.
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Machamp's attack!
Archer switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Gyarados's Intimidate!
Porygon2's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Tortured_Soul switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Porygon2's Intimidate!
Porygon2's intimidate cut Porygon2's attack!
Porygon2 ate some food...
Porygon2 is busy being sick in a bucket...
---
Too slow to Rest or Stone Edge, thanks to Para.
Porygon2 used Thunder Wave.
Porygon2 is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Porygon2 used Discharge.
Porygon2 lost 17% of its health.
Porygon2 ate some food...
Porygon2 is busy being sick in a bucket...
---
Shut Pory down. I want Toxic support, but I really enjoy the reliable Paralysis, support. It’s how I deal with Deoxys.
Archer switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Porygon2 used Recover.
Porygon2 restored half of its health.
---
Seeing as I’m not getting anywhere…
Snorlax used Body Slam.
Porygon2 lost 24% of its health.
Porygon2 is paralysed! It can't move!
---
Hmm… I should’ve waited till Pory needed to recover, so I can bring in Machamp and rest…
Snorlax used Body Slam.
Porygon2 lost 26% of its health.
Porygon2 is paralysed! It can't move!
---
Para is God.
Snorlax used Body Slam.
Porygon2 lost 26% of its health.
Porygon2 used Toxic.
Snorlax was badly poisoned!
Snorlax is busy being sick in a bucket...
---
Eh, Snorlax can just rest it off.
Tortured_Soul: hallelujah!
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Snorlax's attack!
Snorlax used Body Slam.
Gyarados lost 17% of its health.
Snorlax ate some food...
Snorlax is busy being sick in a bucket...
---
SLAM!
Archer switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Gyarados's Intimidate!
Porygon2's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Gyarados is fast asleep!
Gyarados used Sleep Talk.
Gyarados used Bite.
Porygon2 lost 10% of its health.
Porygon2 ate some food...
Porygon2 is busy being sick in a bucket...
---
Déjà vu.
Tortured_Soul switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Porygon2 used Thunderbolt.
A critical hit!
Blissey lost 17% of its health.
Blissey is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Porygon2 ate some food...
Porygon2 is busy being sick in a bucket...
Blissey ate some food...
---
That is just ROFL. Critical hit AND para?
Now you can see why I named the battle as I did.
Dancing Bidoof 1: O_O
Tortured_Soul: you can't be serious...
Archer switched in Machamp (lvl 100 Machamp ?).
Blissey used Aromatherapy.
Blissey ate some food...
Machamp ate some food...
---
Please forget I’m para’d…
Archer: what about natural cure?
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Machamp lost 26% of its health.
Archer's Machamp fainted.
Blissey ate some food...
---
Well there’s my chance to heal Machamp. How the hell am I supposed to bring Blissey down now?
Tortured_Soul: yesh
Archer switched in Crobat (lvl 100 Crobat ?).
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Crobat's attack!
Crobat used Hypnosis.
Gyarados fell asleep!
---
I wanted to taunt Blissey. Maybe she’ll cry?
Eh, Gyara. Put it to sleep and Taunt it.
Crobat used Taunt.
Gyarados fell for the taunt!
Gyarados is fast asleep!
Gyarados used Sleep Talk.
Gyarados can't use Sleep Talk after the taunt!
---
That is so good….
Tortured_Soul switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Crobat's Inner Focus!
Crobat used Air Slash.
A critical hit!
Porygon2 lost 38% of its health.
Tortured_Soul's Porygon2 ran out of batteries…
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Told you. Hax city…Would have out-sped it the next turn anyway.
Dancing Bidoof 1: ...
Tortured_Soul: another...crit...
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Crobat's attack!
Tortured_Soul switched in Deoxys-e (lvl 100 Deoxys-e).
Deoxys-e is exerting its pressure!
Crobat used Taunt.
Deoxys-e fell for the taunt!
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Broken son of a….
Archer: DE is so broken
Tortured_Soul: yep
Archer switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Deoxys-e used Ice Beam.
Snorlax lost 6% of its health.
Snorlax ate some food...
Snorlax is busy being sick in a bucket...
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6%. I love Snorlax. For the record, that would do 9% to Calm Blissey…
Dancing Bidoof 1: I should replace Deoxys-E sooner or later.
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Snorlax's attack!
Snorlax used Rest.
Snorlax fell asleep!
Snorlax restored 18% of its health.
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I thought I’d cop a Superpower from Deoxys… Rest it off as his attack drops.
It does about 60% first hit, 40% the second and 30% the next, etc, so I could stall it out.
Didn’t expect Gyara to switch in.
Dancing Bidoof 1: I'll do it now.
Archer switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Gyarados's Intimidate!
Porygon2's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Gyarados is fast asleep!
Gyarados used Sleep Talk.
Gyarados used Rest.
But it failed!
Porygon2 ate some food...
Porygon2 is busy being sick in a bucket...
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