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bolmedias14
July 18th, 2008, 08:44 AM
Easy enough to play. Simply choose any item from the entire series of pokémon games and write about how it might 'go wrong.' For example:

Red uses Max Revive on his fainted Marowak.

Unfortunately, he was holding it the wrong way round.

Marowak dies.

Marowak is dead.

Marowak's ghost takes permanent residence in the Pokémon Tower.


Try and be really creative guys.

King Syn
July 18th, 2008, 07:16 PM
Gold uses beserk gene on Gyarados....long story short,half of kanto is wiped out

bolmedias14
July 19th, 2008, 02:08 AM
Lucas wants a Chansey.

Lucas gives Oval Stone to Happiny.

Happiny is so overjoyed at receiving oval stone that she evolves straight into Blissey, skipping Chansey.

Lucas Cries.

Ven~
July 19th, 2008, 04:09 AM
Dawn finds rare candy

Dawn doesn't even know what a rare candy does and eats it

Dawn falls on the floor and vomits on a pidgey,

Pidgey eats some of the vomit and evolves into a pidgeotto
and pokes dawns eye out

Blue Nocturne
July 19th, 2008, 04:34 AM
Some geezer uses a burn heal on his pokemon.
Only to realise he is holding it the wrong way round.
Geezer is frozen by the burn heal for some time until he is killed by Golds' rabid Gyarados.

bolmedias14
July 19th, 2008, 06:02 AM
Lucas attempts to use a fire stone on his growlithe.
The instant the stone touches growlithe, it glows, showing that it is 'activated.'
However, Growlithe hits the stone out of Lucas' hands, and it falls down Lucas' shirt.
Lucas is set on fire.

Mitchman
July 19th, 2008, 06:09 AM
XD this is fun. Ash throws master ball onto a ditto. Ditto being rubber has the ball bounce onto ash and now ash is owned by pikachu.

bolmedias14
July 19th, 2008, 06:13 AM
Arceus was given the Sky Plate to hold.

Arceus was hacked the move Roost.

Arceus uses Roost.

The Sky Plate makes Arceus flying type, and Roost takes away that type, leaving Arceus with no type.

The game crashes.

Mitchman
July 19th, 2008, 06:15 AM
Um giratina is being given the adant orb to holds.The orb being an item of time turns said girtina into the diety of time. Now dialga is the diety of realms. Great.

bolmedias14
July 19th, 2008, 06:21 AM
Several sweet berries are given to Pachirisu.


NEVER give sugar to something as over-energetic as a Pachirisu. Result = very bad.

Mitchman
July 19th, 2008, 06:24 AM
Gee really. Thats like a law.
Anyweh um never give the berserk gene to pachirisu. It can result in regions being emptied out. The bad way.

iRawr-x
July 19th, 2008, 05:48 PM
Some trainer gives an adamant orb to Palkia,
Then suddenly Palkia turned into Half-Palkia half Dialga (Dialkia)
Then the game does not know who the Pokemon is..
And it has 4 types.

The game crashes, And explodes :D

bolmedias14
July 20th, 2008, 01:09 AM
Trainer gives Manaphy the Water Plate.

Manaphy bite on the plate, breaking both the plate and its teeth.

Manaphy cries and cries and cries and cries...ad infinitum

Gewitterdrache27
July 20th, 2008, 05:28 AM
Random Trainer feeds his level 99 Arceus a rare candy.

It turns into an egg.

Random trainer cries and hatches the egg.

Out comes a bidoof!

Nightning
July 25th, 2008, 04:08 AM
ash uses shinystone on pikachu

pikachu starts to glow

turns in to supashinychu

blinds whole pokemon world with uber bright glow

Gymnotide
July 25th, 2008, 04:33 AM
Gymnotide doesn't know how to use a darn Potion.
He's tried throwing it at the Pokemon, dropping it on its head, like in Final Fantasy Tactics A2, and having the Pokemon eat it completely.

Unfortunately, each of the attempts have only resulted in bruises or stomach-aches.

Finally, Gymnotide realizes that the Potion must be inside the container, so he shakes it up and stabs it, like he does to drink soda.

And that's the story of how Gymnotide lost his sight.

Ninja Caterpie
July 26th, 2008, 02:55 AM
xDDDDDDD
xDDDDDD

Anyway...hmmm

Trainer gives Pokemon Quick Claw (oh god!)
Suddenly, everyone and everything gets massive slashes and cuts in it, including the trainer's head.

Oh dear.

Team Poison
July 26th, 2008, 09:29 AM
Blaine gives a piece of charcoal to his Rapidash.

The Charcoal goes to Rapidash's head.

Rapidash gallops out Cinnabar Gym.

Then falls in the water then tail and mane is extinguised.

Then Dies.

Ninja Caterpie
July 26th, 2008, 10:50 PM
Trainer gives a Magnet to Magneton (xDDD)

The Magnet joins with Magneton to make some random Magnety thingo.

The Pokedex doesn't recognise this thing and explodes in failure.

Nuke
July 27th, 2008, 04:43 AM
Trainer uses AR to create Azure Flute.

Trainer uses Azure Flute, but he is in PMD2 not D/P/P and ends up in a monster house.

the bitter end.
July 27th, 2008, 05:58 PM
Trainer uses a red chain, and accidently gets his hands tied up, and is bound to the lake spirit's will for all eternity.

Thats about all I got right now.

Yoshimi
July 30th, 2008, 09:22 PM
Lucas gives his mankey a sticky barb.
Mankey hates the item and throws sticky barb in Lucas's face.
lucas is now blind.
ugh, that was terrible.

World King
July 30th, 2008, 10:55 PM
Trainer is given the National Pokédex
Wants to find Giratina and travels to Route 214.
Finds the path to the Sendoff Spring and follows it.
Enters the Turnback cave and gets lost for a long, long while.
Finds his way to the Middle of the cave, but since he's in Platinum, didn't realize Giratina moved to the Torn World.
Trainer cries and is lost forever.

Gymnotide
July 30th, 2008, 11:58 PM
Trainer uses some deodorant after showering.
Except, what he doesn't know was that it was a reverse Max Repel.

The trainer is naked, btw.

DarthWaffles
July 31st, 2008, 01:46 AM
Chansey ate up a Hyper Potion(Yes, ATE), but Chansey was already on full HP. Thank's to Nintendo's dodgy programming, Nintendo was forced to cover up their mistake by releasing Blissey.
Ok, that was bad. But meh.

Nuke
July 31st, 2008, 01:56 AM
Trainer is given the National Pokédex
Wants to find Giratina and travels to Route 214.
Finds the path to the Sendoff Spring and follows it.
Enters the Turnback cave and gets lost for a long, long while.
Finds his way to the Middle of the cave, but since he's in Platinum, didn't realize Giratina moved to the Torn World.
Trainer cries and is lost forever.

I'll have one with the same mission and item lol.

Trainer is given the National Pokedex,
Wants to find Giratina and travels to route 214.
Finds Sendoff spring.
Finds Bibarel. :'(

Ninja Caterpie
July 31st, 2008, 03:03 AM
Trainer received National Dex!
-Jingle-

Trainer wants to get a Gardevoir from Ruby.
So, they go to the Trade Room.

Unfortunately, he put the Pokeball in wrongly so he got sucked up.

Holy Smokes! Red is now owned by his Magikarp!

Guillermo
August 1st, 2008, 10:48 PM
Lucas gives the Masterball to Swampert by accident. Swampert throws it at Lucas, Lucas is captured and is now #494 in the pokedex.

Emerald Yoshi
August 5th, 2008, 11:50 PM
I used a TM of Water Pulse on Chairzard. He can learn it, actually. But now he's a Smoke/Flying type.

Gymnotide
August 5th, 2008, 11:51 PM
Gymnotide used Bicycle, except it was really rusty, so he ended up moving slower.

Emerald Yoshi
August 6th, 2008, 09:56 AM
Red used a Heart Scale on Roserade. Now Roserade is attracted to Red :lol:

Nuke
August 6th, 2008, 10:08 AM
Red uses super potion on Golem, Golem was on full health though, Golem got confused.

Golem used Selfdestruct!

DGexe
August 6th, 2008, 11:06 AM
Red attempted to play the Pokeflute's song backwards (ala Ocarina of Time) and all Pokemon upon the field fell asleep.

Blaziken_Boy
August 8th, 2008, 11:12 PM
Lucas finds some Sacred Ash, so he puts it in a little bag. While rummaging through his stuff for an Antidote, he pulls out the bag. Lucas has short-term memory loss, so he opens it, doesn't know what it is. He decides to smell it. He was already alive, so he falls dead on the ground, along with all his Pokemon.

Gymnotide
August 8th, 2008, 11:15 PM
Gymnotide find TM26, however, doesn't know it is a TM. He puts it into his computer to find out what's inside. His computer learns a new move and destroys the internet.

Gumball Watterson
August 9th, 2008, 05:42 PM
Mmm... Let me try

Marowak Holds a Bone.

Red Switches Bone with Twisted Spoon.

Marowak uses Bonemerang in battle against a Psyduck.

Psyduck dies of Brain trauma and Psi Overdose.

Red gets sued.

MyLittleShop
August 9th, 2008, 05:56 PM
Ditto read something called rare candy
Ditto eats it
Ditto is dislexic (no offence to anyone) and read it wrong
Its actually Ratatata poison
Ditto dies

Blue Screen of Death
August 10th, 2008, 08:01 PM
Blue give Pidgeot iron ball.
Blue have Pidgeot fly him over cliff.
Iron ball make Pidgoet fall.
They both die.

Master Jecht
August 10th, 2008, 10:18 PM
Trainer used squirtbottle on groudon
its super effective and groudon faints

groundon falls on the trainer and kills him

Yuoaman
August 12th, 2008, 02:16 AM
Yuoaman finds key in Pokemon Mansion. He opens gym door. He realizes that the door does not open from the inside. Volcano erupts...

Darkrai Lv.1000
August 22nd, 2008, 12:46 PM
i got one (hope it hasn't been done...)

Blue teaches HM02(fly) to his Spearow.
He wants to Fly to from Cinnabar Island to Saffron City.
Blue sends out Spearow to use Fly and grabs on.
Blue is too heavy, so they both fall in the sea.

obLonG
August 29th, 2008, 05:03 PM
Red gives his Slowpoke a lucky egg
Slowpoke eats it.
Slowpoke learns Flamethrower
Slowpoke uses flamethrower but vomits fire instead.
Red dies.

I Laugh at your Misfortune!
August 29th, 2008, 07:13 PM
Red catches all 151 pokemon

Red dances

Gold and silver are released

Red catches all 251 pokemon

red dances

ruby and sapphire are released

Red catches all 386 pokemon

Diamond and pearl are released

Red cries.

Chris The Nerd
August 30th, 2008, 08:17 AM
Gold gives Shiny Gyarados a master ball to hold

Deposits into PC

Gold Changes boxes

SAVING DO NOT TURN OFF THE POW*Click*

Gold turns gameboy back on, and Gyarados is now gone for eternity. (along with his only master ball)

Gold shoots himself

King_Lucario
August 30th, 2008, 12:04 PM
Okay. Let me try.

Lucas catches Deoxys.
Lucas travels to Veilstone City to try to change Deoxys' form.
Lucas gets greedy and moves all four meteorites together.
Lucas sends out Deoxys to change form.
Deoxys gets confused.
Deoxys attacks Lucas.
Lucas is now M.I.A. (Missing In Action)


Along with Deoxys.

Sublime
August 30th, 2008, 07:55 PM
i guess i'll give it a try

Red wanted to evolve Evee
Red gave Evee every evolution stone at the same time
What? Evee is evolving!
Evee blows up.

s p a c e c o w b o y
September 26th, 2008, 10:27 PM
red works 2 months to get masterball
red finds giratina and uses masterball
giratiana moves
masterball falls into a black abyss
giratiana kills red

i guess i'll give it a try

Red wanted to evolve Evee
Red gave Evee every evolution stone at the same time
What? Evee is evolving!
Evee blows up.

hi, its eevee by the way ;)

King Syn
September 27th, 2008, 06:14 PM
Gold gives Salamence the Beserk Gene....lets just say a couple of towns got obliterated..........

Drawicia
October 4th, 2008, 02:57 PM
Dawn puts a muscle band on a female Gardevoir. all of a sudden, gardevoir evolves into Gallade! you say "impossible" and then gardevoir and Dawn turn into boys!


that sucked...... at least i tried

Conman
October 4th, 2008, 07:16 PM
Conman makes Charmeleon hold an Everstone.
Charmeleon stares at the Everstone...
.....

Conman has just been hit in the head with an Everstone!

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UekiFan4
October 11th, 2008, 02:27 AM
Brendan's newly caught Roselia got burned in a battle in Mt. Chimney. He remembered that he bought a Lava Cookie, so he started looking for it in his backpack. He took out a container full of 'em and tossed everything 2 Roselia but they were actually Chocolate Chip Cookies. In the end, Roselia got burnt 2 a crisp.

Graceful
October 12th, 2008, 08:22 AM
Ash buys hot dogs for him and pikachu.
Instead of the hot dog pikachu gulps down super potion,Ash's underwear,A poke ball and a romance letter from Misty out of his bag. A min later Pikachu evolves back into a egg.
Ash crys. Pikachu turns pink and comes out of egg. Ash crys more!

Air Lock
November 6th, 2008, 04:59 PM
Anthony uses a ar to create a chickorita.
except that hes in Pokemon red so it creates a Vensaur that uses Frezy plant over kanto.
Anthony is sued
and well bye bye kanto.

~Assassin~
November 10th, 2008, 09:35 PM
Gold cheating to get razor claw
Gave it 2 weavile
weavile kills Gold
Gold Died!
Weavile runs away

fenyx4
November 11th, 2008, 01:21 AM
Trainer heads to PC with Deoxys in front of party, Porygon-Z in second slot. Trainer wishes to try out Dubious Disc that he/she got from a Spiritomb that was holding it. The Spiritomb was traded over GTS. Trainer inserts Dubious Disc into PC to download program. Instantly, Deoxys and Porygon-Z inexplicably evolve into Missingno. & Decamark respectively, and Bad Eggs replace the rest of Trainer's Pokemon.
Bad Eggs w/Pokerus replace all of Trainer's Pokemon in PC. Missingno., Decamark, and the Bad Eggs replicate themselves to cause damage in cyberspace and the real world. Suddenly, Trainer is slowly eaten by 'M, who popped out of nowhere.

Bill, Celio, Bridgette, Lanette, and Bebe mourn over the destruction and loss of their precious life-long work (the Storage Systems), as well as reports that the Hall of Fame has been mysteriously infiltrated/hacked by Team Rocket, Spiritomb's ugliness is terribly ravaging the world, and the gravest news of all:
that the Pokemon franchise has been irreversibly corrupted due to Digimon :surprised: emerging from the virus frenzy.

Digimon & Pokemon are still awesome!

Air Lock
November 16th, 2008, 11:15 AM
Heres anther one for ya:
Lucas beats pokemon league and goes to the computer.
He was going to johto and he did.
He trades with youngester dan , who gives him a ratatta that knows hyper fang.
To make a long story short,NEVER give quick claw and tell ratatta to use hyper fang because next thing you know,ratattta uses hyper fang and bites a whole bunch of Miltanks.Lucas is sued and sent back to Sinnoh.Lucas cries and releases the ratatta

cyan.
November 16th, 2008, 12:16 PM
Rival goes to Pokemart and buys Pokeball.

Rival tries to catch another Grotle to marry his current Grotle.

Rival finds one.

Rival tries to catch it.

Rival uses pokeball.

Rival forgot it was a trainer battle.

Rival is now currently in the hospital.

DragonCow
November 17th, 2008, 08:52 AM
Ash wants to make Scramble eggs.
He had no more gas left to start a fire.
He used charcoal.
He now killed a torchik.

RaikaCastillo
November 21st, 2008, 10:48 AM
Dawn catches Venusaur in pal park

Dawn takes Venusaur to Move Tutor and has it relearn Vine Whip

Venusaur strangles Dawn

Leitz09
November 22nd, 2008, 08:41 PM
Red forgot that his leftovers were 10 days old.... used it on battle with his snorlax... snorlax became poisoned then died.... according to poke-autopy, the reason of death was food poisoning....

Air Lock
November 23rd, 2008, 05:59 AM
Lucas throws pokeball.
Lucas catches a Geodude.
But the geodude was a costume. It was really a Darkrai.
So a minute Lucas tells geodude-Darkrai to battle, Darkrai rules the world.
Lucas cries and thows a Master ball, backfireing and Causing Lucas to become a Hummon. Now every darkrai has a hummon!

RaikaCastillo
November 23rd, 2008, 03:01 PM
Leaf heads to the Unknown Dungeon near Cerulean City.

Leaf throws a Poke Ball at an Electrode. Pokeball was really a Voltorb. Both Pokemon explode and a bunch of rocks cave in onto Leaf. Mewtwo finds Leaf. Seeing all the badges she has and seeing that she is the Champion, he finds a way to "reconstuct" the kid (apparently he has been playing way too much Mother 3).

He then fires the guard in front of Cerulean cave and has his new cyborg-trainer guard the entrance with her cyborg pokemon.

Dark_Master
November 23rd, 2008, 03:21 PM
Gold uses a master ball on Ho-oh.
he misses and throws it off the biulding.
He was burnt to a crisp

Drawicia
November 30th, 2008, 06:53 AM
You use a max repel

pokemon will be repelled 250 steps

took a step....

wild Arceus appeared! It blasts u wit hyperbeam
took another step

another Arceus!

and another and another and another
hyperbeam after hyperbeam after hyperbeam

until u go blasting off again!

Eucliffe
November 30th, 2008, 07:06 AM
Ruby wants to enter his newly-obtained Minun in a Cute Contest. To increase its cuteness, he gives it a sweet PokeBlock. However, the Minun really loves it, so Ruby feeds it another and another until finally the Minun's cuteness is maxed out. However, the Minun's blue begins changing to a reddish-pink color, and becomes a Plusle. Seeing how it was still eligible for a Cute contest, Ruby decides to enter it. But, when he attempts to enter it, he is disqualified from any future contest for painting a Minun to look like a Plusle.

Yeah... Sorry if it wasn't the best X_x

Drawicia
November 30th, 2008, 09:05 AM
you obtained the item fluffy tail. just then, all the wild skitty and glameow start following you. and closer and closer they get, then they pounce and then they eat you!

moral: always remove the catnip from fluffy tails.

Crimson Arcanine
November 30th, 2008, 10:39 AM
I acquired a Poison Barb once.

I gave it to my Blastiose, stuffing it in its cannon in a hairbrained scheme.

In the next battle, Blastiose gets confused and accidently used Hydro Pump at me, expelling the Poison Barb at horrifying speed straight at my gut.

...And that's how come I needed to spend a while in hospital getting my appendix removed and recovering from severe poisoning...

RaikaCastillo
November 30th, 2008, 11:34 AM
Trainer desides to have some MooMoo Milk after leaving the desert on Route 111. He/She quaffs it.

Trainer: Mmm....crunchy!

Soon after that, the Trainer collapses from food poisoning.

Seadiga
November 30th, 2008, 03:21 PM
Silver gives baby Lugia rare candy
Gets it up 65 levels
Is still baby
Silver chucks it away
baby Lugia then uses hyper Beam
BYE BYE
Baby Lugia adopted by Seel
Can now clap hands

Drawicia
December 3rd, 2008, 04:08 PM
Wild level 1000 Giratina appears!

Trainer uses master ball

Trainer realises that he's holding it the wrong way!

Trainer is trapped inside the master ball foreva

Tashiro
December 7th, 2008, 12:40 PM
Dawn catches Venusaur in pal park

Dawn takes Venusaur to Move Tutor and has it relearn Vine Whip

Venusaur strangles Dawn

I REALLY like that one.
Now let's kill anime characters more!

Ash gives Dawn the Dusk stone.
Dawn is evolving?
Dawn evolved into arceus!
Dawn killed Ash and now rules the wor- wait, I didn't want that!
Then May turns into giratina and kills Dawn! Now she rules the world!
Now I'm just being ridiculous.

He Trembles on Your Breath
December 7th, 2008, 12:58 PM
Ash throws a Pokeball at a Chansey, it bounces off Chansey's head. Chansey goes mad and bites Ash. o.0

kittychaos
December 12th, 2008, 12:01 PM
Trainer evoles blissey and eloves into a super mega happy thing!
It has 100 types and the game epolveds

olearye273
December 12th, 2008, 01:10 PM
specs heatran was woundering alone one day when in discoveres a deepsea scale tooth which mistkakes it for a clampearland makes it impossible for anything to survive (if a poke has will o wisp it is so powerful that it goes right through the poke) anyway long story short a bidoof kills it by using tackle.

RaikaCastillo
December 12th, 2008, 02:27 PM
This is based on something I actually did (only the mishap didn't happen)

R/S/E Trainer uploads Grovyle
D/P/Pt Trainer catches Grovyle, teaches the pokémon Fling and hands him an Iron Ball.
Trainer battles fisherman Joseph on Rt. 205
Go Grovyle!
Grovyle used Fling!
~MISS!!~
Iron Ball keeps going until it crashes into Rad Rickshaw's cyle shop.
Rad Rickshaw cries; Trainer is forced to pay for damages
Trainer sues the Underground Man, the Pal Park, and the guy on route 222 who gave the trainer the TM that taught Fling.

*~Frost Umbreon~*
December 12th, 2008, 02:40 PM
Red goes in grass.

Oak captures a level OVER 9000 Pikachu.

After giving Pikachu a Thunderstone...

...Pikachu evolved into Magikarp.

Red: WTF?

kittychaos
December 13th, 2008, 10:05 AM
Trainer heads to PC with Deoxys in front of party, Porygon-Z in second slot. Trainer wishes to try out Dubious Disc that he/she got from a Spiritomb that was holding it. The Spiritomb was traded over GTS. Trainer inserts Dubious Disc into PC to download program. Instantly, Deoxys and Porygon-Z inexplicably evolve into Missingno. & Decamark respectively, and Bad Eggs replace the rest of Trainer's Pokemon.
Bad Eggs w/Pokerus replace all of Trainer's Pokemon in PC. Missingno., Decamark, and the Bad Eggs replicate themselves to cause damage in cyberspace and the real world. Suddenly, Trainer is slowly eaten by 'M, who popped out of nowhere.

Bill, Celio, Bridgette, Lanette, and Bebe mourn over the destruction and loss of their precious life-long work (the Storage Systems), as well as reports that the Hall of Fame has been mysteriously infiltrated/hacked by Team Rocket, Spiritomb's ugliness is terribly ravaging the world, and the gravest news of all:
that the Pokemon franchise has been irreversibly corrupted due to Digimon :surprised: emerging from the virus frenzy.

Digimon & Pokemon are still awesome!
the digimon thing is funny lol anyway, a trainer wants to go to catch darkrai
in a american diamond and pearl game and he Uses AR to go catch it
in the american version he doesnt realized that he didnt go to the
pokemart to go get the member ship pass then he goes to the ship
and goes to fullmoon island trainer realizes that the darkrai event
is over in america.

Seadiga
December 13th, 2008, 02:06 PM
The Seel that adobted Baby Lugia gave it Master Ball
Baby Lugia throws it at Seel
Baby Lugia is now the first Poke-Trainer!

RaikaCastillo
December 16th, 2008, 04:26 PM
Crystal's receives bike
Crystal puts bike in Bag
>RRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIP<
All of Crystal's belongings, including the bike, fall out of the bag.

Seadiga
January 14th, 2009, 03:22 AM
Poke Trainer Lugia uses Pokedoll.It scares away Lugia!