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St. Anger
August 31st, 2008, 01:23 PM
Do they all have different flavors? Or do they share an equal one?

kabigon
August 31st, 2008, 01:41 PM
I imagine that they taste like satan.:)

Luck
August 31st, 2008, 01:44 PM
They all have different flavours.
magikarp tastes like fish, miltank tastes like beef, and torchic tastes like chicken.
i suggest you stir fry a squirtle though, it makes great turtle soup.
and it'd be best that you scramble a few exeggcutes.

Skaterzpenguin
August 31st, 2008, 01:49 PM
Well there is mouses, birds and cows, so I think they will taste like meat or w/e just like in real life that weird people eat... xD

Master Jecht
August 31st, 2008, 01:57 PM
They would taste like whatever condiment i put on them.

Spinor
August 31st, 2008, 02:17 PM
Umm... Chicken?

I really don't know about this, there is meat in the anime and yet, it's looks like there are real animals, but the episode were James's Magikarp evolved kinda disprooved that.

Dark Mystery
August 31st, 2008, 02:21 PM
Doduo taste like an ostrich!
Shaymin tastes like flowers!
and Clampearl tastes like a clam!...or a pearl...I don't Know?

Syn
August 31st, 2008, 03:31 PM
Oh,thats easy,plastic,since you cant get them out your game cartridge

Sora_8920
August 31st, 2008, 04:04 PM
Dunno, really. Most of them would probably taste wierd, though lol. =D

Avey
August 31st, 2008, 04:07 PM
I can't answer for anything else, but Farfetch'd obviously tastes like chicken.

Careful With That Axe, Pichu!
August 31st, 2008, 04:09 PM
I see this is located in Pokémon General, so I first thought it was a very, very dumb topic.

But then I imagined how would I have reacted if I saw it in Fun Time. Wanna know how? What a freakin' amusing thread.

As it doesn't have the substance to be in a serious forum, Let's make of this some sort of game, shall we?

I think Pichu tastes like roasted mouse.

moved

St. Anger
August 31st, 2008, 04:14 PM
Giratina tastes dull. Lol

Aurafire
August 31st, 2008, 04:15 PM
Hmm....I don't really think about eating Pokemon...

But I suppose each would have a distinct flavor, based on whatever animal they most resemble.

For instance, would Octillery not taste like octopus? And I'm pretty sure Swellow would taste like.....whatever swallows tasts like. Hmm...

Sublime
August 31st, 2008, 04:17 PM
I can't answer for anything else, but Farfetch'd obviously tastes like chicken.

:shocked: no one will eat Farfetch'd on my watch! also, Farfetch'd is a duck, not a chicken.

Koffing would taste like death

St. Anger
August 31st, 2008, 04:18 PM
What about Quifish? It would have to be prepared perfectly.

SpartanPatriot
August 31st, 2008, 04:19 PM
They probably taste like paper :) and bologna.

Kenaime
August 31st, 2008, 04:24 PM
That would be weird to be handed a plate with a roasted Grumpig on it with an apple and say Dig In!!!

Sublime
August 31st, 2008, 04:32 PM
the ultimate pokemon dinner. this also cover what the mentioned pokemon would taste like. :P

appetiser would be a rosrade salad with purified muk dressing. complete with the finest mineral water from a squirtles water gun.

the main course would be grilled magikarp and some Escargot a la' Magcargo

Desert would be ice cream made from powder snow from a Snover and topped with chocolate and a Cherubi.

yum.

Luck
August 31st, 2008, 04:32 PM
I can't answer for anything else, but Farfetch'd obviously tastes like chicken.

Really?
i always thought it would taste like a unibrowed duck.
I bet jumpluff would taste like a dandelion though.
Ooh, and how about growlithe?
it would add to the asian stereotpye.

Bludycomicsinc
August 31st, 2008, 05:04 PM
I'm not sure but i heard politoed legs are considered a delicasey in the kanto region!:)

Luck
August 31st, 2008, 05:32 PM
I'm not sure but i heard politoed legs are considered a delicasey in the kanto region!:)

Its as much as a delicacy in the kanto region is as toxicroak legs are in sinnoh.

Bludycomicsinc
August 31st, 2008, 05:40 PM
Its as much as a delicacy in the kanto region is as toxicroak legs are in sinnoh.

Yeah but there a lot harder to make because it's hard to get the poison out.

Niprop
August 31st, 2008, 09:44 PM
Trying to eat a pokemon like Geodude would probably not end nicely...

I wounder what it'd be like eating Mr. Mime?

Ugg... I take that back...

pokefan1441
August 31st, 2008, 10:03 PM
there's a reason why all the legends are almost all gone. its those crazy old people. but you can't deny there taste buds that tastey kyorge fin soup or groudon beef!

Suzume
September 1st, 2008, 11:51 AM
Propably all the normal type pokemon would taste the best, or at least the most normal. I wonder what pikachu would taste like? It would propably be pretty tough to fry Torchik, since fire pokemon are pretty resistant to fire... If you were a vegetarian, would it be okay to eat Bulbasaur? Hmm, this is interesting. :D

txteclipse
September 1st, 2008, 12:47 PM
I want to try Stantler venison. Or Goldeen sushi. Or that fruit that hangs from Tropius' neck.

I bet Ditto tastes like tofu...bleh.

Melodyfree
September 1st, 2008, 12:52 PM
I always thought Ditto would taste like strawberry Jell-O or something. xD
And Cherubi is supposedly sweet-tasting. I'd like to try some Cherubi pie (that rhymed 8D)

iRawr-x
September 2nd, 2008, 01:59 AM
I imagine a wailord would taste very fishy!
I would also imagine me having some hotdogs with excutour's eggs.
and...
I would think that Umbreon is hotdogs! =]

Ninja Caterpie
September 3rd, 2008, 03:45 AM
Bleh. Fried Magikarp...I wonder if that'll taste as pathetic as it looks?

Mmm....Stir fried Krabby...

I feel so...EVIL!!!!

Guillermo
September 4th, 2008, 02:49 AM
Rayqauza would not be edible!

Miltank would taste like cow, not beef! I am tempted to try and eat a Remoraid, stupid things!

Superjub
September 4th, 2008, 02:24 PM
I'd wuv to eat a Beldum!
I wonder what it would taste like?
Probable like cheese or something. :\

dragonqueen0210
September 5th, 2008, 01:26 AM
hehe, imaging eating a tyranitar!
I bet it'd taste like rocks. lol.

Guillermo
September 5th, 2008, 01:28 AM
Imagine trying to eat a

Rhydon
Ryhorn
Geodude
Graveller
Golem

ultradarkrai
September 6th, 2008, 01:38 PM
Well there is mouses, birds and cows, so I think they will taste like meat or w/e just like in real life that weird people eat... xD

Don't you mean mice?

They would taste like whatever condiment i put on them.

So, they would taste like nothing on their own?

Oh,thats easy,plastic,since you cant get them out your game cartridge

The point was what would they taste like if they were real.


I can't answer for anything else, but Farfetch'd obviously tastes like chicken.

Or maybe duck.


Trying to eat a pokemon like Geodude would probably not end nicely...

I wounder what it'd be like eating Mr. Mime?

Ugg... I take that back...

Mr. Mime is a humanoid Pokemon, so he would taste like a human. Of course, I don't know what a human would taste like. *cough* OkayI'macannibal *cough*


And eating a Geodude? Well, let me demonstrate. *Eats Geodude.* *CRUNCHCRUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Ow! My teeth! Oh, God, that hurts!!!


Snorlax would feed over 10000 starving children. Also, if you ate a Voltorb, you would probably get an electric shock.

Drawicia
September 24th, 2008, 03:29 PM
They all have different flavours.
magikarp tastes like fish,


that's kinda weird, considering the fact that Magikarp is as hard as rock.

and what about legendaries? like Deoxys?

Graceful
September 26th, 2008, 07:40 AM
Goldeen tastes like sushi
Pikachu tastes like Steak
Mew tastes like Chicken Soup
And . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Pidgy tastes like Duck!!

s p a c e c o w b o y
September 26th, 2008, 10:06 PM
probably really gross....

I imagine that they taste like satan.:)

what does satan taste like?

CyberBlastoise
September 29th, 2008, 09:57 AM
Charizard would definitely taste like a BBQ Sandwich...........

~Skittlez~
September 29th, 2008, 12:22 PM
I think that bulbasaur would taste like salad and noodles XD