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Lusankya
October 7th, 2008, 03:44 PM
...and a genie came out and said you could have three wishes, what would you wish for?

Naturally, you can't wish for more wishes, or omnipotence, or anything like that.

So basically, what are the three things you want most in life?

Yu_&_Rei
October 7th, 2008, 03:49 PM
I would wish to have a Lucario, and to be a straight A Student, and for all my nice cousins to live in the same city as me.

Bludycomicsinc
October 7th, 2008, 04:17 PM
I would........

1)wish for an everlasting sammich. I would never go hungry

2)wish to be a billionaire. Money makes the world go round'

3)I would wish for world peaceI'd wish for a bottomless bag of flaming hot Cheetos.

Lusankya
October 7th, 2008, 04:29 PM
Lol, I guess you're a person of simple pleasures.

Alakazam17
October 7th, 2008, 05:00 PM
Though I might like to wish for myself, I doubt I actually would. So, I'd wish for these:

1) For all of the Earth's nuclear weapons to disappear and never return.
2) For everyone to have a healthy supply of food & water.
3) Cures for all diseases like cancer & AIDS.

Michii
October 7th, 2008, 05:01 PM
If I rubbed a magic lamp and a genie came out, I'd first wish for a camera, then a guitar, then I'd finally wish to be able to teleport to one place. After that wish, I'd teleport myself to the closest asylum and check myself the hell in.

Gumball Watterson
October 7th, 2008, 05:59 PM
You people are asking for 4 wishes! You guys are such dummies. I'm already here so there's no need for a 4th one. :P

1) I pwn at Call of Duty
2) I own in Guitar Hero
3) 3 more wishes

1) My brother loses speech
2) I don't want these glasses
3) 3 more wishes

1) This PC to be Alienware
2) To be like Stephen Hawkings
3) 3 more wishes


I could go on forever but I have to take a shower

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Ruphire
October 7th, 2008, 06:01 PM
I would wish for all pokemon to be real, and so I could have a shymin and vaporeon. *imagines*

Lusankya
October 7th, 2008, 06:07 PM
You people are asking for 4 wishes! You guys are such dummies. I'm already here so there's no need for a 4th one. :P

1) I pwn at Call of Duty
2) I own in Guitar Hero
3) 3 more wishes

1) My brother loses speech
2) I don't want these glasses
3) 3 more wishes

1) This PC to be Alienware
2) To be like Stephen Hawkings
3) 3 more wishes


I could go on forever but I have to take a shower

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Too bad, you can't ask for more wishes. :P And I assume you want Stephen Hawkings's intelligence, not his disability.

Master Jecht
October 7th, 2008, 06:19 PM
1. Perfect health for my family.
2. Unlimited Money
3. ability to teleport

suicidesal
October 7th, 2008, 06:27 PM
I would want
1) A house
2) A lot more knowledge
3) Ultimate Travel machine (defies space, time, and outside conditions)

Trainer Kat
October 7th, 2008, 07:11 PM
1.) Endless supply of money. Seriously, it's the smartest thing to do; then you could help advance technology...because money would never be a problem. Oh but before I did that, I'd donate a crapload to ASPCA.

2.) Perfect health for myself and my family. I worry too much about them for my own good.

3.) My own Pinsir. <3

Red1530
October 7th, 2008, 07:23 PM
If I found a magic lamp, I would wish for:


John McCain to be President
The Credit Crises to be over
My Aunt's breast cancer to be cured

Snivi
October 7th, 2008, 07:24 PM
1 That I was rich enough that I would never have to work again
2 That my family was healthy
3 To be prettier

marz
October 7th, 2008, 07:30 PM
Hmm, sometimes I hate these types of questions because in the end I always end up really wishing these things would happen. XD;

So, if I had been given three wishes, I'd wish for...

To have outstanding knowledge
$1,000,000


I have no idea what my third would be. I think after you have outstanding knowledge, you don't really need anything else. o.o; The 5mil bucks is just to ensure I can have a great two years before University starts, and that all of my University expenses will be paid no problem. After I graduate, I'd probably donate all of the remaining money of that 5mil I have. Maybe keep a tiny bit for myself.

Kamakazai
October 7th, 2008, 08:00 PM
um.... this is my everyday topic...

Next weeks winning lotto-numbers
That Pokemon was real and Prof. Oak lived in my town.
That Prof. Oak had all the starter pokemon for me to choose from.



The 5mil bucks is just to ensure I can have a great two years before University starts,
p.s. you wished for 1mill not 5 o_o

.:Kanto:.
October 7th, 2008, 08:24 PM
A pet Squirtle and Bulbasaur

Pokémon to exist *gasp*

Every gaming console ever made and every game for every console *double gasp*

IcyByte
October 7th, 2008, 08:37 PM
An endless supply of ramen.

Be able to cure diseases.

Infinite money cheat.

chanchimi
October 7th, 2008, 08:38 PM
1) Perfect health for me and my family
2) To be able to fly
3) To not be painfully shy like I already am....

Yeah, that's my wishes.

Memory
October 7th, 2008, 08:48 PM
1. I would wish... to be able to live 1000 miles closer to someone very special to me. ♥
2. I would wish that my dad didn't have severe kidney disease, diabetes, eye problems etc.
3. My third wish would be... to weigh 30 pounds less. /shot'd OR... to be prettier.

Mr. Curling Iron
October 7th, 2008, 09:17 PM
That munna would acknowledge that I am a female.
That I would die instantly. Right now. This second.
That shristi wouldn't get such bad mood swings.

Harley Quinn
October 7th, 2008, 09:54 PM
1. To live up to my namesake.
2. To evolve and kick all of your asses.
3. $200,000,0 to but all the Cheese-Wiz in the world to make a pool which was eatable.

:3

Conman
October 8th, 2008, 03:21 AM
1: I don't consider the power to bend reality Omnipotent, so number #1 wish.
2: I really don't need anymore wishes...I'd guess world understanding. As in, to know everything of our world and all it's other knowledge.
3: Freedom of Genni

♣Gawain♣
October 8th, 2008, 03:46 AM
1. To have world peace.
2. To be the top scientist, with the most Nobel price of course. (But not mad ones)
3. To have more wishes!!! ^^

And of course they're wishes, not hopes.

Super Smash Kid
October 8th, 2008, 03:57 AM
1. Wish that I was the only guy in the planet. And the rest be girls
2. Be rich
3 wish the genie would disappear (Cuz we know how tricky they are =/ )

⋚Raika⋚
October 8th, 2008, 04:21 AM
1)My family to be healthy
2)To live in a pokemon universe with no homework only battles x3
3)Wish for Genie's Freedom (sounds familiar from the kingdom hearts comic x3)

Motsuko Live
October 8th, 2008, 04:44 AM
These questions are so hard to answer; there's so many things I'd like to wish for. But, given three wishes, I would wish for:


$500,000,000. C'mon, who wouldn't wish for money? I'm sure everyone would, at the very least, consider it, as low as that may sound.
Make everyone's skin some weird, annoying color... like neon orange or something. Why? To end racism of course. No one can complain about another person's skin color if everyone's skin is the same, irritating color. :<
Another magic lamp. I'm not exactly wishing for more wishes, so...

Cassino
October 8th, 2008, 07:14 AM
1: Immortality/eternal youth.
2: The ability to fly, without wings.
3: A billhook with an 1ft long iron blade and 6ft rosewood pole (the latter inscribed with the Japanese poem Iroha written in manyōgana) that can't be damaged or broken in any way and won't cut what I don't want it to cut. Also has two shide (zigzag paper streamers) at the hilt of the blade.

Cherrim
October 8th, 2008, 07:35 AM
1) Unlimited money; or the highest amount I can think of at the time. XD
2) To get rid of any health issues I, or anyone I know, has and to not have anything serious in the future.
3) ...that's about it

But honestly, I'm a rather selfish and materialistic person. 8) Money makes me pretty damn happy and the second wish is just to ensure a long, prosperous life for myself and my loved ones. I'd save the third wish for later. Maybe one day someone will kidnap me and toss me over a cliff into the ocean whilst tied to a rock and I'll have to ask Genie to save me. :( Now I want to go watch Aladdin augh.

Eon-Rider
October 8th, 2008, 07:53 AM
1. For a way to have infinite wishes.
2. For infinite wishes.
3. Just kidding. =P

1. To be a god-like figure.
2. To have and control infinite senses.
3. To be the owner of Dragonballs because Shenron > Genie.

EmeraldSky
October 8th, 2008, 08:22 AM
I wish:

--To heal this economic crisis
--To undo the Pokemon VA switch
--To live a long and happy life

Aegis
October 8th, 2008, 09:54 AM
You knooow, I haven't thought about this too much.

- To live closer to somebody special to me... <3
- To have enough money to live comfortably on until I get through college and stuff.
- For me, and said special someone, to not have any major health issues :>

Yeah, those are all lame, but oh well XD; No saving the world for me, sorry to say :[

Aurafire
October 8th, 2008, 10:03 AM
1. A happy healthy life.
2. A large sum of money.
3. Seriously...Psychic powers. Like lifting stuff up telepathically. That would be sweeeeet =P

wolf
October 8th, 2008, 10:08 AM
1. Ability to pause time
2. Be able to morph into a wolf
3. Die a death without pain and don't go to hell

Lusankya
October 8th, 2008, 12:13 PM
You know, if you wish more unlimited money, then you would cause hyperinflation so all that money would be worthless. :3

Anyways, here's my wishes:

1. Immortality and invulnerability unless I don't want to be that way anymore.
2. That I had a Latias-Latios duo.
3. Psychic powers, which include mind control and telekinesis.

Mind control/influence basically gets rid of all problems regarding how people perceive me as well as money. Mind control Bill Gates and make him give me all his money! >=D

Angela
October 8th, 2008, 12:26 PM
I would wish for:

1. To be rich
2. To have magic powers
3. To be god

B-Baller
October 8th, 2008, 01:50 PM
1. Lots of money for me and my family.
2. A girlfriend (sad, I know)
3. A job where I would get payed to do something I love (basketball, bass...whatever)

Yeah, that's pretty much it.

Cynic Kaka
October 8th, 2008, 01:53 PM
1: I;d wish for Pokemon to be real *why hasn't anyone posted that?*

2. Have a painless death. In fact, I'd wish to never feel pain.

3. I'd wish to control fire, ice, darkness, and anything else Element related.

1. Wish that I was the only guy in the planet. And the rest be girls
2. Be rich
3 wish the genie would disappear (Cuz we know how tricky they are =/ )



O_O

You'd wish for all the other guys to be girls?

That'd cause problems.

Anyway, I'll change my 3rd one. I'd wish for May to be real, to slap ~cpudude~ and for her to love me. :P

I'd also wish for Dawn to beat the **** out of ~Sweet Dawn~

Cassino
October 8th, 2008, 02:05 PM
O_O

You'd wish for all the other guys to be girls?

That'd cause problems.
How would there be a problem? One male to six billion females, once he impregnates them all the human race is back afoot.

Glitter Stain
October 8th, 2008, 02:15 PM
1) BeachBoy
2) $5
3) More time for fwends <3

devilicious
October 8th, 2008, 02:19 PM
Meh.

1. Money. Infinite money.
2. Time rewind.
3. No more need for sleep.

I'm quite selfish alright.

Saltare.
October 8th, 2008, 02:26 PM
I'd wish for all my teachers to be nice, 2nd I'd wish for Jarred to stop being a show-off and just admit he likes me! And 3rd, World Peace.

Jk bout the world peace thing.

My 3rd wish would be for Mickey Mouse to be President.

Josephine
October 8th, 2008, 02:30 PM
If I rubbed a magic lamp it'd probably accuse me of being gay, it seems to happen a lot. (Not so much with lamps however)

I'd wish to be older, twenty five maybe?

Tamaki
October 8th, 2008, 02:39 PM
If I rubbed a magic lamp it'd probably accuse me of being gay, it seems to happen a lot. (Not so much with lamps however)

I'd wish to be older, twenty five maybe?

... XDDD

Hm, I'd wish for...

-a million dollars (or better yet... a tree that grows money! =D)
-world peace
-wings (so I could fly :3)

Gymnotide
October 8th, 2008, 02:46 PM
If by lamp, you mean Amane, then something bad will happen.
If it's a magic Amane, then I guess I get 3 wishes.

1. Introduction of alchemy and the arcane to the world.
2. Boundless knowledge.
3. Amane becomes God.

Lusankya
October 8th, 2008, 03:02 PM
What is this Amane of which you speak?

Nanako, I personally think it would suck to be the only guy in a sea of six billion girls. The cons would very quickly overcome the pros. Unless you happen to be one of those guys who can have a better conversation with a girl than a fellow male.

Josephine
October 8th, 2008, 03:04 PM
Amane is a magical creature that frollocks through PC.

Another wish? That I could draw manga well.

Confuse
October 8th, 2008, 05:47 PM
1. All racism would end.
2. Could travel through time. Goin' back to the 4th grade would be awesome.
3. All my friends would be my friends for life.

Everyone's got their own opinion.

sims796
October 8th, 2008, 05:55 PM
1) Unlimited money; or the highest amount I can think of at the time. XD
2) To get rid of any health issues I, or anyone I know, has and to not have anything serious in the future.
3) ...that's about it

But honestly, I'm a rather selfish and materialistic person. 8) Money makes me pretty damn happy and the second wish is just to ensure a long, prosperous life for myself and my loved ones. I'd save the third wish for later. Maybe one day someone will kidnap me and toss me over a cliff into the ocean whilst tied to a rock and I'll have to ask Genie to save me. :( Now I want to go watch Aladdin augh.

I love you. Marry me.

What is so bad about caring for yourself? I for one, want to spend these wishes on what makes me happy. Go find your own damn Genie.

Now,as for my wishes...

1)To have the mental capacity to learn almost anything (with a tad of effort), as I would love to be a geniouses.

2)To have super powers. The power"? Well, it all comes in one. Plant manitpulation --like Poison Ivy (sans teh ghey from Batman & Robin), or the 1st hokage (this'll be the ONLY time you will EVER see me reference Narutard. Nice show, but not that nice. he's just a good example)--, flight, the ability to reflect things, like bulllets, etc, enhanced strength & durability, um...Lazar Smision...

No, I won't use them to hurt, but I damn sure won't use them to help >=[

3)I dunno, a power level of >9000? Meh. Oh, this wish will be used to make sure the others don't horribly backfire, unlike that damned monkey's paw I used.

Joey the Cockroach
October 9th, 2008, 06:59 AM
i think this would be my 3 wishes:

1. no deadly diseases/viruses to exist in this world.
2. to become a zillionaire.
3. being able to fly, how cool would that be?

lugialief14
October 10th, 2008, 01:19 PM
Squirtle;4013572']A pet Squirtle and Bulbasaur

Pokémon to exist *gasp*

Every gaming console ever made and every game for every console *double gasp*

You even want Kabuki Warrior?

Akarei Yorume
October 10th, 2008, 07:12 PM
1. I'd love to be my Naruto OC...
2. To warp between worlds (as in, the Harry Potter world, the world of Naruto, Pokemon...)... if I couldn't have that, then it would be to have the Inkheart ability (read things out of books)
3. For Itachi to... to give me a chance. Itachi Uchiha... the love of my life... my dearest...
My only infatuation... I'm stranded in my obsession...
My purpose... my possession... I'll live and die in my obsession...
My obsession...

Samurai X
October 10th, 2008, 11:32 PM
Can I ask the genie to be my slave?

If I can then I'd choose that one and that would cover everything else, but if I can't...

1. Health
2. Wealth
3. Stealth Peace

BeachBoy
October 11th, 2008, 02:21 AM
1) BeachBoy
2) $5
3) More time for fwends <3
*facelaptop*

o1. The complete elimination of stress.
o2. Lots of money. :D
o3. To have better communication skills.

Franceschi
October 11th, 2008, 02:30 AM
1. I also want Ryab ;D
1. Lots of monies.
2. Moar friends <3
3. Some form of Mac laptop :3

Thrace
October 11th, 2008, 02:32 AM
1) To choose when I die. D:
2) Wealth [/typical]
3) To prevent loss of sensations (ie. touch, smell, taste) with old age

I can cope with other things.

Sweet Speed
October 11th, 2008, 02:47 AM
I would love to have:

A perfect home with all my favourite things
To live a healthy fun and mature life
To meet the perfect girl of my dreams

technicals
October 11th, 2008, 03:02 AM
• Chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate.
• An Apple Mac laptop, complete with Photoshop.
• Wealth.

Zet
October 11th, 2008, 03:20 AM
I want what all men want
1. women
2. money
3. power

I'd wish for:

1. powers stronger than that of a God
2. money
3. solve all world problems

Bleuhorn
October 11th, 2008, 03:31 AM
I'd wish for:

1. Obtaining the abilities to access 100% brain power.
2. Never thirst nor hunger.
3. Seeing God in all it's infinite forms.

Melodyfree
October 11th, 2008, 05:43 AM
1. 100% brain capacity plz kthxbai
2. Fer Pokemon to be RREEEAAALL.
3. For all the world's problems to disappear and never come back so there can finally be peace on Earth.

Nuke
October 11th, 2008, 05:50 AM
1) Brilliant at playing the guitar.
2) Disease wiped out.
3) All terrible singers (Mika, Duffy, Leona Lewis etc.) to dissapear.

I probably wouldnt choose them if it really did happen though.

Miyukii
October 11th, 2008, 07:57 AM
1. To always be with my friends.
2. Have a happy family.
3. And always have enough money to stock up on food.

It's a bit stupid but I really want those things.

LilLoveGirl
October 12th, 2008, 12:26 AM
I would cure cancer for everyone in

Charon
October 12th, 2008, 01:07 AM
I'm SO boring. All I'd wish for is

1) Enough money to get me through Uni & pay off my parents' mortgage
2) To be able to get into my first-choice Uni.... So, to get all A-grades basically (:
3) My boyfriend to be with me.... for, like, ever... I met my perfect guy, but being able to stay with him through Uni is going to be tough.

Yep, this is what happens to your hopes and dreams when you grow up a little. It's rubbish.

Saruboy
October 12th, 2008, 03:49 AM
1: Unlimited cash
2: the ability to manipulate time.
3. ......actually that's really all I'd need.

Zebra Thunderhead
October 12th, 2008, 06:26 AM
1. Free Starbucks iced coffee for life
2. A paid LJ account ;o;
3. To never lose contact with my pen pal

Tsugaru
October 12th, 2008, 06:30 AM
Hmm, obviously number 1 is unlimited money. XD
2) Pokemon to exist
3)World Peace

Kennyxx
October 12th, 2008, 07:16 AM
hmmm this is a tough one...
I'd ask for a bit more money, because I really want to splurge on some games and a wii xD
I'd ask for...a pet chicken...You can never reject a pet chicken...
abnd finally, an unlimited dA subscription, I really do miss my journal CSS D:

eevee00
October 12th, 2008, 12:18 PM
1) That our world was a peaceful Pokemon world
2) To be able to play any intrument perfectly
3) An unbeatable Pokemon team

Disturbed
October 13th, 2008, 10:13 AM
1. A bottomless bottle of coke
2. Be able to jump in to a cartoon who wouldn't want to do that???????!!!!!!!!
3. I wish that the genie would not grant this wish oh he is screwed now ^_^ cuz genies always have to grant wishes, and if you wish that it wouldn't grant this wish... ahh, you get it.

Zeta Patchouli
October 13th, 2008, 12:26 PM
Just make me my oc Aretimus, that would be better than the three wishes(He can fly an warp through dimensions since he's basically the god of death)... my second wish would be to have the ability to actually draw... and my third wish would be to meet my other OC Rubii Naruto before being brutally attacked. XP

Izy
October 13th, 2008, 02:26 PM
rofl i was just thinking about this when i was riding my bike yesterday.

I'd definately pick things that wouldn't alter my life too much, cuz i like my life ^^

first, I'd wish that my hair was straight after i washed my hair instead of curly in the randomest places.

second, I'd wish that I could keep all of my friends throughout my whole life.

third, I'd wish my imagination was better. My imagination is great to begin with, but i get bored with my ideas sometimes xD

i'm selfish, not wishing for world peace or anything xD

Edit: screw imagination, i changed my mind. My third wish would be to be able to fly :D

DarkWishes
October 14th, 2008, 04:14 PM
I'd wish for...

1. No more diseases,
2. To meet my true Love.
3. To teleport (Fast travel =D).

Wulf
October 14th, 2008, 04:20 PM
1. Power
2. Time Travel
3. A lot of money