Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

[Greed]

*Blinks* What's school?

Why the heck did I get another F in all my classes?!

[tmbjr]

Cause you're teacher doesn't know his/her ABC's...

Who would seriously think I'm in all AP classes?

[Matrix Treecko]

I do! You're smarter than my sister!!!
what does HOMEWORK mean?

[tmbjr]

it means you are stupid...I am not in all AP classes, I'm only in one...

who thinks I should be funnier?

[Soph]

tekky woo.

um...why and how come?

[Phantom Angel]

*click*
This gun will answer you.

Why?

[tmbjr]

Cuz you will give it to her as a gift...

is Kuroko really dead?

[Phantom Angel]

Yes.*point at graveyard*

Which coffin is mine?*300 total*

[Greed]

*looks* is it the one where I'm standing at? *looks and shrieks* EEEK! Standing on graves is bad luck!!!! O_O;;

Can it get any worse? X_x;

[Kayleigh]

Only when pigs start flying. *gets knocked out by a falling pig* X_x;

..... ... .......?

[Phantom Angel]

. ..... .....

Why did I said that?

[Sapphire Titan]

Because I like cheese. (?)


When will I be born?

[Greed]

When the Russians discuss it

*Shows a very badly cut hand* Does this look infected?

[Phantom Angel]

I have a dream.

What dream that I have?

[Sapphire Titan]

A subconcious dream from your sleep.


Who Whon Kwon Faze Me, Faze Me Kwon Who?

[Phantom Angel]

To have a dream.

About what?

[shiny_jiggly]

Something not in any language of this world :P

What do you think I am doing other than using the computer?

[Phantom Angel]

Sleep.

What about my dream?!?

[tmbjr]

it came true.

What did you wish for?

[shiny_jiggly]

His dream is not my dream definitely.

So why/how are dreams important?

[Phantom Angel]

Because I have a dream to have a dream.

Why?

[tmbjr]

Because the sky is orange...

who got high on that tryptophan today?

[shiny_jiggly]

God knows.

...................zzz?

[Phantom Angel]

*get on hammock and answer*

Where is my dream?!?

[tmbjr]

in my tummy...just like the ham...

How late will you stay up?

[Phantom Angel]

Until my dream is end.

When?!?

[tmbjr]

yesterday...

Are you hungry?

[Greed]

Umm, of course I am. O_o; *falls down dead*

Will someone revive me?

[tmbjr]

because Christina A. ish cool...

wai is I typng leik dis?

[Kayleigh]

BeCaUsE 1 1$ t@1k1n9 l1k3 d1$

Who created food?

[Kayleigh]

Because penguins flew you in from Hawaii.

How do penguins fly?

[Kayleigh]

Because flying pigs live inside them and they help them fly. o.o;

Where does Santa really live?

[tmbjr]

in my house...

wanna talk to him?

[tmbjr]

yes...I'm talking to him right now...

*Santa takes keyboard*

Have you been a good little girl?

[Phantom Angel]

If I am, you have to run.:P

Why not? XD

[shiny_jiggly]

Because a fake Santa's talking to ya, and good girls don't talk to strangers.

What is fun?

[Phantom Angel]

The fun is...have a dream to have a dream! XD

How???

[shiny_jiggly]

Who actually cares?

Who actually cares?

[Phantom Angel]

Not me.....

Not me.....?

[shiny_jiggly]

Echo Echo Echo...........!!

Yes who is it?

[Phantom Angel]

Olaf the santa look alike dude? Dunno.

Who the dude is Olaf?

[Shingo`]

SQ: Does anyone know how to type yet?

[Phantom Angel]

^ didn't answer the questions.
You need to answer.

Who the dude is Olaf?

[tmbjr]

Olaf is..yo' Mamma!

any new funny things?

[Phantom Angel]

*points at top of Mt.Everest*

Why?

[tmbjr]

cuz Yo' Mamma said so!

why?

[Greed]

Cus Mtw. Everest Killed me.

I'm gonna die, right?

*falls off Mt. Everest*

[tmbjr]

nope...Angels will save you ^^

Am I mistaking angels for superheroes again?

[Shingo`]

I think you are.
Do you mistake them often?

[tmbjr]

all the time^^

Do superhoeros really exist?

[Shingo`]

Probably.
Do you dream and think and daydream and draw superheroes all the time?

[Kayleigh]

.sraey noillim a ni haeY

Are you going to use a mirror to read that sentence?

[shiny_jiggly]

My IQ's higher than average to read that without a mirror.

Isn't it?

[Kayleigh]

Only if you can type what it said. XD

Am I smart too?

[shiny_jiggly]

?rtqhpeonn mtlrkajmish gufoeyd cebraA

?oS

[Kayleigh]

Kistufumiwakihitonomo Ehim Wahohuiumi Ge?

Who can read that? o.o

[Phantom Angel]

Yourself.

Don't blame me, blame yourself or god?

[tmbjr]

B l a m e G o d . . .

W h y a m I d o u b l e s p a c i n g ?

[Phantom Angel]

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[shiny_jiggly]

that was neat, but I'm clueless!

so why am I here in this topic?

[YAS1]

cause you did

Why am I saying this????

[Greed]

Cus that cat just bit u

Why do I find that cat so yummy? O_o;

[Shingo`]

Blame yourself.
Who takes more blame when there's a computer virus, the CEO of a spyware company or the virus creator?

[invinible]

the CEO of a spyware company despite the fact that the virus creator is more respondable for it.

Why is CaRtOON killed in about 91% of his posts?

[Shingo`]

Not part of it: What does that have to do with the current topic?

Dunno. QUESTION: Are PC members supposed to be killers anyway?

[tmbjr]

you forgot to answer invinible's question...

why?

[Shingo`]

4get it. I edited my post.
What's it about tmbjr and his ability to ask 'why' that many times?

[tmbjr]

I dunno...:\

why?

lolol

[invinible]

why

How many bunnies are in the world?

[invinible]

Because Porygon is invinible's favorite Pokemon.

How many questions does PokeTrainerCarol usually answer in a row in this thread?

[tmbjr]

I dunno...

Do you think I count them every time?

[Shingo`]

No.
Do you think you have enough brainpower to count your IQ?

[tmbjr]

yes...

who else is smart enough to calculate their own IQ?

[Greed]

Mesa do not know, me got to go to bank now.

What am I about to get killed with?

[tmbjr]

a togepi...

Why would a Togepi kill CaRtOON?

[rabbitsdying2]

Because Cartoon deserves to die a cool death.

What does "You're less than superfluous" mean?

[Shingo`]

You're performing less than what is required or sufficent.
Why do we have quotation marks in English?

[rabbitsdying2]

Because society would crumble without all of its little rules.
Why did the response to my fisrt question make me :) ?

[Shingo`]

Because mabye your'e doing just that.
Don't countries that don't have governments still survive for a while at least?

[rabbitsdying2]

yes. no. maybe. possibly so or no.
Why couldn't I be a history/govt major?

[Shingo`]

Because you're a kid?
Why can't computers be presidents?

[rabbitsdying2]

Because society, with all its prejudices, is not yet prepared to elect a computer to run the white house.
Why aren't all humans computer?

[Shingo`]

Because we need one human to program the computer.
If there are no humans, there would be no computers.
How loud is you nVidia GeForce FX? Mine is a lawnmower

[rabbitsdying2]

It is speechless, as am I.
Why do we have to wake up in the morning?

[Greed]

Cus u can't miss my funeral.

Where's my funeral?

[tmbjr]

in your backyard...

do you live in a funeral home?

[Shingo`]

no i dont
Do you live in a graveyard?

[rabbitsdying2]

That information is confidential.
Why does Cartoon rock so hard?

[Shingo`]

Is that relevant or not...oh well
What kind of rock? Heavy rock or giant boulder?

[rabbitsdying2]

Heavy rock.... because I don't want to bother with typing out giant boulder.
Is anything ever truly relevant?

[Shingo`]

No.
Why don't you Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V? It's a lot easier.

[invinible]

Because copying and pasting doesn't get you anywhere in Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

Where is my brain?

[Shingo`]

You left it back at your site before you walked a block to PC's headquarters.
Who has a rotten dried out alien brain?

[rabbitsdying2]

A dead alien.
Who feels alientated?

[Shingo`]

I don't.
Who has an Alienware Area-51 computer?

[rabbitsdying2]

Not me.
Who has a trunk full of early 80s tupperware?

[Shingo`]

I don't.
Who has any silverware or Pokemon Silver?

[rabbitsdying2]

Being a huge fan of utensils, I have a silver pokemon.
Who prefers silver over gold?

[invinible]

Jack the Ripper

How many letters are in the Japanese alphabet?

[Shingo`]

Silver is fun, Lugia from Silver is stronger than gold (hydro pump)
Who owns every single pokemon game in english and japanese in existence (including N64/ps/all and green and leaf green and fire red)

[rabbitsdying2]

His name escapes me.
Who had fire red hair during their teen angst years?

[Shingo`]

not me
Who has white hair?

[Phantom Angel]

Old man on earth.

How many times that Team Rocket get blow by Ash?

[Shingo`]

Infinite.
Do Team Aqua/Magma ever get blown away?

[Greed]

Only once, when they were fighting for a sandwich.

Why can't I die?

[tmbjr]

because you are invincible and don't know it...

Who thinks Magikarp is tha best?

[punkie90]

Because you are invinstible!

Who has a weird type of shoes?

[Shingo`]

not me
Who has a weird hairdo?

[Greed]

I do, look at my sig O_o;

Why did I draw that?

[tmbjr]

cuz you'r e not a boy...

I have a wierdo hairdo BTW...fro'd out ^^

any hot girls wanna tough my soft curly hair?

[Shingo`]

No.
moooooo.... *yeah!*

Who likes hair?

[Greed]

I do, its so delicious ^^;

What's ambidextrious?

[Phantom Angel]

Dunno.

What is in your head?

[Purin]

Anything that is not nuts.

Should I go to bed now?

[Phantom Angel]

Okay, if ya want.

Should I go to bed?(1:52AM)

[Purin]

You are such a copycat....

What should I do with a torn and tattered but favourite Jigglypuff plushie?

[Phantom Angel]

Just look at it.

Can anyone give me a SPAM?

[Purin]

It stands for: Stop Pointing At Me
I have not pointed at you.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

[Phantom Angel]

I come first!!!

Did ya know if you point at me, I will eat you?

[Purin]

I will taste like rubber if you did.

Surely you will spit me out after that?

[Phantom Angel]

Hm...maybe after I am full.

Should I eat you?

[Purin]

No I won't allow you to get a sore throat. :D


What's next then?

[Phantom Angel]

I will have you as my midnight lunch.

Why?

[Purin]

::Cough cough cough cough::


I shall sing you to sleep then. *Sings*

[Phantom Angel]

Hey you.....zzzZZZzzZZzzZ...

ZzzzZZzZzzzzZZzzZZzz...?

[Greed]

I'll sleep too ZzzZZZZZzzzz...

Are you ambidextrious?

[Purin]

Yes when I draw. *Scribbles on everyones faces with both hands holding permanent ink markers*

How's my artwork? *Grins*

[tmbjr]

better than Yo' Momma's

What did you say about my momma?

[Phantom Angel]

Say that she is Miltank. XD

Who need a chair?
Next person who posts here->http://data.forumhoster.com/forum_cupw/html/emoticons/chair.gif<-me

[tmbjr]

I don't need a chair...I got a cool rolly one right now ^^

*dodges Austin's chair*

anyone up for some fried lard?

[Greed]

Not me.. I just ate an alien

Why is there only one person who knows the definition of ambidextrious?

[Matrix Treecko]

cuz it takes one to know one!!!XD
what does T.G.I.F mean?

[Shingo`]

Dunno.
Why are we asking about stupid letters?

[invinible]

Because T.G.I.F. stands for Thank Goodness It's Friday!

Who had this 10,000 dollar bill?

[tmbjr]

*checks wallet*
ooh! it's mine!
*snatches $10000 bill*

whose was it really?

[Shingo`]

Mr.Burns from the Simpsons had it (stolen it from the government when it was supposed to be used to aid other countries recovery and hid it in his coat)

Anyone have a wallet?

[Greed]

Nah, but you can give it to me for safe-keeping >=D It's gonna be in good hands *grins*

Why am I so Pink-obsessed? Not the color, but I mean the singer ^_^;

[tmbjr]

cuz pink's latest song is quite catchy...
"If God is a DJ, then life is a dancefloor...I forget the rest XD

Why did I Forget Pink's lyrics?

[PichuSecretBase]

Because pink turned you down

Why Am i Dizzy (Not The Person, The State of Being)

[Greed]

Cus everything just turned pink for a while!

If God is a DJ, Life is a dancefloor, love is the rhytm, then who's the music?

[PichuSecretBase]

Beyoncé, Evanescence, Nelly, Eminem, Matchbox 20...duh XD

What specie am i?

[Sapphire Titan]

*BEEEELLLCCHH*


When I grow up.......?

[tmbjr]

...I'm gonna be an gineeus!

Who else thinks I'm cool?

[PichuSecretBase]

...I'm gonna be an gineeus!

Who else thinks I'm cool?
*crickets chirp*

Why do I like drama?

[Purin]

It's so tragic :P

If B is part of A, and B is good, does that make A good?

[Phantom Angel]

No, because A is not B. XD

Why A is not B?

[Greed]

Because Ants came before bees.

God Is A DJ, Love Is the Rhythm, You Are The Music, then what's life?

[Sapphire Titan]

Because you asked that already.




Am I................ the one ,..............to have..........it?

[PichuSecretBase]

Because you asked that already.




Am I................ the one ,..............to have..........it?You never know...

Why do dots make me nervous?? ................... HOEEI! *pounds them all*

[Sapphire Titan]

Because you get nervous when dots are anywhere near you!



If God was one of us, would he tell us what religion is actually true?

[PichuSecretBase]

Because you get nervous when dots are anywhere near you!



If God was one of us, would he tell us what religion is actually true?
Because he dosent wanna start wars...

Why does spray paint smell nasty?

[Sapphire Titan]

Because you hate Madonna



fiksle,?

[PichuSecretBase]

dkls!

Why do i hate modanna?

[Greed]

Because some people don't know how to read..

If God is A DJ, Life Is A Dancefloor, what's the rhythm????? >o

[PichuSecretBase]

ME!

Why does cartoons craw CaRtOON

[punkie90]

Because I said so.

Why is the sky red?

[Greed]

Because you cut my hand, you meanie!!! lol jk

Why is it bleeding so massively?

[PichuSecretBase]

Because you cut my hand, you meanie!!! lol jk

Why is it bleeding so massively?
Because i cute your hand

Why does CaRtOON die in evrey post he makes??

[Sapphire Titan]

Because I don't even know the question!



Blah blah blah, yakkity yak yak, blah?

[YAS1]

blah, blah yadda ya!

Why does pizza have cheese?

[IceKitten]

Mine didn't:\

Wheres my pizza gone?

[Greed]

In my grave, err.. Don't jump in, the worms are already eating me up..

Why does it take so dang slow to die?!

[Sapphire Titan]

Because death, like hummingbirds, yearn to eat the sap of great sweetness, and that is why.



Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

[Greed]

I think its in La-La Land, to find it, just get stoned ^^;

I just got stoned.. @_@ What do you recommend?

[punkie90]

You need help!

Where is my hat?

[Greed]

*burps* Uhhhh.. Sorry.. ^_^;; I'll buy you a new one!

Why'd I just eat that hat?!

[IceKitten]

Cuz ur not human o_XPunkie where did u get that blank Trainer's eyes from?

[Greed]

^You're suppoused to ask a question to everyone, not to one person. PM him to ask him that question or sumthing.. In this thread, you answer *doesn't have to be true* then you question *doesn't have to be reasonable*

I'll just do the question...

What's PM stand for?

[Phantom Angel]

Pick Me!!! Pick Me!!!*jump around*

What does wtf stand for? XD

[Matthew]

Where To Find
What is the meaning of life?

[Q Man]

To play Pokémon, lol :P
Why do we have to go to school? :P

[Phantom Angel]

Because if we don't, god will kill Kitano-kun.

Who is Kitano-kun?

[Muffin Man]

an aging hippie with a rainbow moustache, holding a pot of jam while singing to his pet camel...

Why do aging hippies always sing to camels...? :\

[Sapphire Titan]

Because hippies, like butterflies, yearn to eat the sap of great sweetness, and that is why.


Ohana means what?

[Phantom Angel]

Ohana means nothing! Nobody can stop me!

Why did I said that?

[Matthew]

Probably because you didnt know Ohana meant family.
Why is there no color called Mountain Dew??

[Sapphire Titan]

Because Mountain Dew, like Butterflies, yearn to eat the sap of great sweetness, and that is why.



Who....and why....?

[Greed]

Me, and because you all hate me.

Why am I p****ed off?!

[Matthew]

Because you wanna be.
Why am i floating?

[Phantom Angel]

Because I want you to.

Why I am invisible?

[Sapphire Titan]

Because invisibility, like butterflies, wish to.....OH FORGET IT!



Who won kwon fazeme faze me kwan who?

[Phantom Angel]

Jackie Chan!!!

Why Jackie?

[Greed]

Because he does heck good stunts

Where's Christmas?

[Phantom Angel]

On wars world with a guy named Olaf.

Well, who in the world is Olaf?

[Greed]

The bad guy that threatens the Baudelaire children O_o;

Why is he so mean to them?

[Phantom Angel]

Because he's fart.

What does fart exactly mean?

[Jeremy]

It means to sing Holloween carols inorder to bring back the hunted living ice cream dirt!

How many ice is in dirt?

[Greed]

ten giga-bytes ^^;

Who farted?

[Sapphire Titan]

I like ice cream, too!



How much does a money cost?

[Jeremy]

70 words!
Why many miles in the world?

[Phantom Angel]

I don't know.

Who want to be hurt by pin? It will be hurt for a moment...XP

[Purin]

You just answered your own question.

I'm bored. What should I eat?

[Sapphire Titan]

Eat the sap of great Sweetness.



What does "THE" stand for?

[Phantom Angel]

The Hyper Eon.

Who want to be my midnight meal?

[Jeremy]

You and mices!
Why am I so no unsexy?

[Greed]

O___O;; I don't know what to say.. O_o;;

Who?!

[Sapphire Titan]

YES!!!!



....the secret to traveling at the speed of light?!

[Phantom Angel]

By eat nuts and fart.

Why nuts?

[Jeremy]

*FARTS*
Why nonbody likes Osama?

[Greed]

Because he's a meanie

Where'd those aliens go?

[Phantom Angel]

In Osama's stomach.

Is Osama disgustful?

[Purin]

Don't blow up the issue.

Am I evil?

[latios tamer]

no your just anoying ^_^

do i like latios

[Greed]

Yes, maybe, your avatr tells me that O_o;

What'd red?

[Jeremy]

YO MOMMA!
yo momma?

<^v^>

[Purin]

Your mum's on the forums?

Am I really annoying?

[Phantom Angel]

I dunno.*eat pudding*

Why did I eat pudding?

[Purin]

It was a Christmas pudding X_X

What is MSN?

[Phantom Angel]

My Sand Numel

Do you want me to eat you?*pull out spoon and fork*

[Purin]

Dumb Opposing Never Odd Terrible Evil Atrocious Terrible Malicious Evil

Can you guess?

[Phantom Angel]

You made me want to eat you.*eat Purin*

Who want to be stabbed(sp) by pin?

[Purin]

*Rolls out of Phantom's mouth*
Dumb Opposing Never Odd Terrible Evil Atrocious Terrible Malicious Evil

See now Phantom's poisoned. >_<

Should I take him to a Pokemon Centre to get treated?

[Phantom Angel]

Yes, you should.

Or you shouldn't? XD

[Sapphire Titan]

No, you shall not shouldn't...SIKE!



Why am I SOOO......?

[Greed]

Weird and weird and weird,

And wha...?

[Purin]

What do you want to eat?

May I take your order? I'm not on the menu list.

[Jeremy]

Purin!

What's silver? Is it yummy?

[Greed]

Of course it is, oh there's something shiny!

Oh no, its not a shiny thing.. it's a...?

[Purin]

Whole box of staple bullets :P

So how are you feeling today?

[Sapphire Titan]

I feel for you.....



A-hip, a-hop, a-hip, hip hop and aI don't stop the RIP RAP RIPPIDY DOO?!

[Greed]

Rappidao Hip hop language!

Hip-hop's what?

[Sapphire Titan]

Word word, PEACE!


How is the sun why and when the moon?

[Purin]

I don't know what you are talking about.

Any translations?

[100marios]

As requested by Purin, a translation!: hds bc yje fwa vyc wgc uywe fct fceu?

Why do ducks quack and Geese honk? Hehe

[Purin]

Because I said so *quack*

What's a mario?

[Phantom Angel]

Some idiot that love mushroom. XD jk

What's a Link?

[Greed]

The colorful things on your signature O_o;;

What's Yoshi? ^_^

[Jeremy]

A guy who runs around destory hyrule!
What's a Samus?

[Q Man]

I dunno :P
Why do all the bad things happen right at the end?

[Sapphire Titan]

Of course!




Is MAYONAISE an instrument?

[Phantom Angel]

It is, if you want.

Is cat a food?

[Matthew]

Depends where you live.
Why did i say that?

[Sapphire Titan]

Because people are really not making stupid questions/stupid answers, though people used to.



If I was invisible?

[Pokemaster10000]

Because I can't see you.
Why am I on the computer?

[Pokemaster10000]

Because there is air.
Why am I on this website?

[Q Man]

Cause it exists...
What if?

[Pokemaster10000]

Because.
Where is Pokecommunity?

[Greed]

In my mouth BUUUUUURP!!!

Where's it headed to?

[Pokemaster10000]

It's headed to...... ANOTHER PC
Who am I?

[Greed]

A sad little man ^_^

Why are there sad little men trying to eat me?

[Pokemaster10000]

Because YOU ARE FOOD!!!

What I am doing?

[Phantom Angel]

Being cannibal.:P

What do you want to do with sponge?

[Pokemaster10000]

Clean your face with it.

What's a sponge?

[Phantom Angel]

Food.

Why is sponge food?

[Pokemaster10000]

Because you can eat it.( Wow, I getting hungry.)

Am I hungry?

[Greed]

Yes, of course! You're eating me!

Why am I bleeding again? >_<;

[Pokemaster10000]

BECAUSE ME IS HHUUNNGGGRRRRY!

What am I eating?

[Greed]

Mee!!! You're eating my hand off right now! XD

Awww, man, now what do I do?

[Pokemaster10000]

Stay still, WHILE I CHOMP OF YOUR HEAD ( Crunch, crunch, crunch) :badsmile:

(ME FULL :knockedou )

AM I A MONSTER?

[Greed]

Of course you are! You ate my friggin head! XD

Why is there some jerk out there callin me a lesbo when I'm a bi? XD