PDA

View Full Version : 'Spy pigeons' arrested


Amachi
October 25th, 2008, 06:47 AM
http://www.world-nuclear-news.org/IT-Spy_pigeons_arrested_near_Iranian_nuclear_site-2410084.html

[AFP, 20 October] Iranian security forces have arrested two "spy pigeons" near the Natanz uranium enrichment facility, the Etemad Melli newspaper reported. One of the pigeons, which had some metal rings and "invisible" strings attached to it, was caught near a rose water production plant in the nearby city of Kashan in Isfahan province. A source told the newspaper, "Early this month, a black pigeon was caught bearing a blue-coated metal ring, with invisible strings." The source gave no further description of the pigeons, nor what their fate might be. In 2007, Iran issued a formal protest over the use of espionage by the USA to produce a key intelligence report on the country's nuclear program. In fact, last year Iran reportedly arrested 14 squirrels for spying. Iran's state-sponsored news agency said at the time, "The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services."
Iranians be trippin' dawg.

I know it's almost a week old but it's still funny :P

Kitty-Kat
October 25th, 2008, 06:49 AM
x.X Those poor pigeons probably didn't even know what they were doing! How can you "arrest" an animal? ^^;

Virtual Chatot
October 25th, 2008, 07:08 AM
http://www.world-nuclear-news.org/IT-Spy_pigeons_arrested_near_Iranian_nuclear_site-2410084.html


Iranians be trippin' dawg.

I know it's almost a week old but it's still funny :P

Honestly, what kind of stuff are they snorting that they are actually arresting animals. They must be paranoid out of there freakin' minds.
I can only imagine the interrogation...

Achmed: HOW DARE YOU SPY ON US! ALLAH WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD!
Squirrel:
Achmed: Ohohoh! The silent treatment! You shall be tormented you American Infidel!
Squirrel:
Achmed: BAH!

Spinor
October 25th, 2008, 07:10 AM
Wow, if I ever go live in the middle east... I'll go die in a ditch.

Poor Pigeons. Were they too stupid to just shoot them at sight and try to nuke us for Espionage...

OH SHI-

Amachi
October 25th, 2008, 07:13 AM
x.X Those poor pigeons probably didn't even know what they were doing! How can you "arrest" an animal? ^^;
They have rights, don't they? No?

St. Anger
October 25th, 2008, 07:35 AM
Wow.
How crazy can planet Earth get?

Ruphire
October 25th, 2008, 07:36 AM
Dude what the heck is up with this?? Poor pidgeons

Motsuko Live
October 25th, 2008, 10:28 AM
AHAHAHA! Omfg, Pigeons? C'mon! Who the hell arrests Pigeons!? 'Cause, y'know... if I wanted to spy on another country, I'd totally use Pigeons. Only way to go, man. (Besides squirrels) ;D

.Iramet
October 25th, 2008, 11:06 AM
I feel bad they are probably torturing the pigeons for answers if they did not already kill them...

Fox♠
October 25th, 2008, 12:01 PM
Oh FFS, that's where they went!

I sent them to Russia, what are they, stupid?

Harley Quinn
October 25th, 2008, 12:23 PM
BUSH MUST'VE SENT THEM.

Did they have a secret recording device shoved up thier beak, or something?