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kidpunk
January 7th, 2009, 03:42 PM
So, I was really bored and my friends wanted some excitement. So I thought a prank phone call would be good. After remembering my friend telling me about the infamous N64 prank call, I decided that I want to top that.

Me: Hello, customer support?

Them: Machine operated taping leading to me getting to them (at least that's what I ran into).

Bill: Hello, this is bill. I will be helping you with your problem today.

Me: Thanks. I recently purchased a Nintendo Entertainment System, and it only came with one game. Don't get me wrong because it's very good, but I want more games and all of the game stores are telling me that I'm crazy and that they don't sell them anymore. Can you help?

Bill: Well sir, we discontinued that console 15 years ago.

Me: WHAT? Your kidding me! No way. I know what I'm buying here. Let me talk to your manager!

Bill: Sir calm down please.

Me: No you calm down, I know what I'm talking about! I bought this on the black market!

We than rambeled on for about 10 minutes in one of the funniest conversations I have ever been apart of (there too much to write and some of it isn't very good to post). After that he really started to make me mad a bit and I hung up in frustration.

So, what are some of your favorite prank calls that you have done?

Icy42
January 7th, 2009, 05:00 PM
I have never actually done a prank call, but that sounds hilarious!

Yu_&_Rei
January 7th, 2009, 05:04 PM
well me and my sister and her friend had prank called my sister's Bf's brother. we first said "Helloooooooooo" in some weird way so he wouldn't recognize us. they said very innapropriate things (not mentioning them here XD) and then after my sister's friend said "Will you marry me please? you gotta love me after all those words, marry me, NOW!" and then I took the phone and pretended to be the mafia saying "marry her and you'll live, you dont and we take your body, tie it, then toss it in the meat grinder. So marry her, NOW! Get ur ass from toronto and get over here!" and then my sister was making this really weird squealing laughing sound and then we hung up. XD

Sora_8920
January 7th, 2009, 05:49 PM
Never done a prank call, but that's pretty darn awesome. :O

Tater Tot
January 7th, 2009, 05:55 PM
Never made a prank phone call. However, sometimes when the telemarketer calls I answer it and say stupid stuff to them.

"Hello, this is Franky, from the-"
Me: "DON'T YOU WISH YOU GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME!"

Spaekle Oddberry
January 7th, 2009, 06:24 PM
This isn't really a prank call, but it was still pretty amusing.

My friends and I have this Asian restaurant we order lunch from sometimes. The owners' kids go to our school and we're kinda friends with them, and we order so much that the owners know who we are on the caller ID. :P So, this one day, my friend Iman had to borrow my friend Jeremy's phone to order. When some random guy who works there answered, she said "Hi, this is Jeremy..." which led to the guy on the phone laughing and saying he "doesn't know many girls named Jeremy." Iman kept playing along with it. Then we sent the real Jeremy out to get the food from the guy. He seriously didn't know what the hell was going on. xD

Yamikarasu
January 7th, 2009, 07:27 PM
Well, I've done a few. Mainly I will say something like: "Hello, this is United Iron. We are calling today to remind you that your shipment of 1000 units of manhole covers will arrive by tomorrow morning."

Or I when they would pick up I would say "Hello?" they would say: "Who is this?" I would say: "What is your name?" and the conversation would continue like that until neither of us could remember who had actually called who in the first place.

'tis fun.

Gulpin
January 7th, 2009, 07:38 PM
I've been part prank-called before, and the stupid person hung up before I answered! I love listening to prank calls because the person pranking you always acts like an idot XD.

Josephine
January 7th, 2009, 11:51 PM
Whenever a salesperson or someone reading from a Teleprompter rings up I always try and get them to go off subject.
I ask them how there day was, if they've got anything planned for the weekend or just any of the other stuff that you'd normally hear from your hairdresser.

It's quite funny, one time there was a guy ringing up to say I'd won two free tickets for a holiday and I asked him if he would like to come with me; His reply was that he would call me back. xD

Pachireecko
January 8th, 2009, 12:17 AM
I have never made one before but all of these sound funny!
Hello. Is there a Hugh here? Last name ass?
Let me see...DID ANYBODY SEE HUGE ASS?

Guillermo
January 8th, 2009, 01:12 AM
I've been apart of a few, but none of them went for more than a few mere minutes.

I remember one time when I rang up a good friend and told him I was from the bank and that we would be wanting his overdue payment of $3,000 within a few days or we would be calling his electricity company and water company and telling them to shut off his electricity and water.

He just hung up after that. :<

>Feelings<
January 8th, 2009, 02:37 AM
I've done prank calls many years ago, a few of them only. I never did it anymore for various reasons - one of which is that it sometimes hurts people, and another that it can fire back at you.

wakachamo
January 8th, 2009, 08:28 AM
So, I was really bored and my friends wanted some excitement. So I thought a prank phone call would be good. After remembering my friend telling me about the infamous N64 prank call, I decided that I want to top that.

Me: Hello, customer support?

Them: Machine operated taping leading to me getting to them (at least that's what I ran into).

Bill: Hello, this is bill. I will be helping you with your problem today.

Me: Thanks. I recently purchased a Nintendo Entertainment System, and it only came with one game. Don't get me wrong because it's very good, but I want more games and all of the game stores are telling me that I'm crazy and that they don't sell them anymore. Can you help?

Bill: Well sir, we discontinued that console 15 years ago.

Me: WHAT? Your kidding me! No way. I know what I'm buying here. Let me talk to your manager!

Bill: Sir calm down please.

Me: No you calm down, I know what I'm talking about! I bought this on the black market!

We than rambeled on for about 10 minutes in one of the funniest conversations I have ever been apart of (there too much to write and some of it isn't very good to post). After that he really started to make me mad a bit and I hung up in frustration.

So, what are some of your favorite prank calls that you have done?

Wow, that's.... not funny at all.

jasonresno
January 8th, 2009, 08:31 AM
Well, you either made that poor call center dudes day or ruined it. He could get in big trouble if you actually did get him riled up. Call centers will fire an employee over anything. So, if you think about doing stuff like that...just sort of know when to stop.

Jorah
January 8th, 2009, 02:39 PM
So, I was really bored and my friends wanted some excitement. So I thought a prank phone call would be good. After remembering my friend telling me about the infamous N64 prank call, I decided that I want to top that.

Me: Hello, customer support?

Them: Machine operated taping leading to me getting to them (at least that's what I ran into).

Bill: Hello, this is bill. I will be helping you with your problem today.

Me: Thanks. I recently purchased a Nintendo Entertainment System, and it only came with one game. Don't get me wrong because it's very good, but I want more games and all of the game stores are telling me that I'm crazy and that they don't sell them anymore. Can you help?

Bill: Well sir, we discontinued that console 15 years ago.

Me: WHAT? Your kidding me! No way. I know what I'm buying here. Let me talk to your manager!

Bill: Sir calm down please.

Me: No you calm down, I know what I'm talking about! I bought this on the black market!

We than rambeled on for about 10 minutes in one of the funniest conversations I have ever been apart of (there too much to write and some of it isn't very good to post). After that he really started to make me mad a bit and I hung up in frustration.

So, what are some of your favorite prank calls that you have done?

XD Hilarious

Whenever a salesperson or someone reading from a Teleprompter rings up I always try and get them to go off subject.
I ask them how there day was, if they've got anything planned for the weekend or just any of the other stuff that you'd normally hear from your hairdresser.

It's quite funny, one time there was a guy ringing up to say I'd won two free tickets for a holiday and I asked him if he would like to come with me; His reply was that he would call me back. xD

I would do this, but the majority of those type of calls we get are from a machine :/

God
January 8th, 2009, 06:03 PM
I asked for a Jew burger on the Burger King call line once.

I also remember getting the caller id on my phone to ring back some telemarketers and ask them for porn.

/fail

Spinor
January 8th, 2009, 06:35 PM
I've never done any prank calls before. Although, I had planned one that was to star one of my friends. This was the script I came up with:

*Meli (our friend) had another friend who was looking for a guy to date. We decided to try that and leave a permanent impression as well*

Meli: Hey gal, there' this guy who wants to be your boyfriend *blablabla*

We were about to pass it to Amado when suddenly he didn't want to do it. So I did it.

Me: Hey

Her: Hi

Me: So I herd you want a boyfriend? *chuckle*

Her: Huh?

Everyone started chuckling

The conversation kept going.

Her: Wow! YOu'r so awesome
*chuckle*

All of a sudden, everyone started laughing.

Me: ermm..

Her: Huh?

Me: hey... *SSHH* *crck* *kkkkk* (pretends to be cut off.)

______

The reason everyone chuckled? Oh simple. Because the supposed last line was:

"Oh also, I left my underwear at your house--"

[/epicphail]

Gerri Shin
January 8th, 2009, 07:17 PM
Nope, can't say that I've ever prank called anyone, but seeing as how it's slightly illegal where I'm at....
I think the closest I've ever come to prank calling was actually with a telemarketer.

*phone rings*
me: "hello?"
*a definite pause that tells me it's a telemarketer*
them: hello! may have but a minute of your time for a survey?
me: not quite, but could I interest you in a mail order lingerie catalog?
them: err, do I have the right number? you are a residential number, correct?
me: yeah,this is residential, but I do telemarketing myself. I figured I'd try it on you anyway.
them: sorry, I'll call back later.
*click*

Ruphire
January 8th, 2009, 07:23 PM
Never prank called but I must say that is AWESOME!

the bitter end.
January 13th, 2009, 06:37 AM
Whenever I get a prank call I say "This is the emergency response team of Arlington, Texas, who the hell is this?" in a deep voice. Or "This is the prinicipal of x school who is this?" (If I know who it is.)

I have prank called my friend Jacob on his cell.

"This is a call to remind you of your five o' clock appointment."
"What five o' clock appointment?"
"The one with... Mr. Death, he says your on his list, so....
"What the crap?"
"I don't choose these things sir, the devil does."
"Well tell him that I don't die yet."
"Mr. Devil dosen't like company..."
"Stupid Devil"
"Perhaps I can reschedule your appointment to 4:05" (It was four)
"What-"
"Have a nice day!"
"*expletivedeleted*!!!"
And then at 4:05 he pretended to die and I hung up xD

Sorano
January 13th, 2009, 08:14 AM
Once, two of my friends and I prank called one of my ex-boyfriends and made him think that we were actually someone he knew. My friend said a random name that came into her head, and the name was Erica. After a few minutes of trying to figure out who Erica was, he was like "OHHH ARE YOU CAROLYN'S FRIEND?" and my friend was just like... "yeahhhh, baby". Me and my other friend were laughing hysterically in the background, and he was all "Is that Carolyn laughing at me?"

ANNNND THEN he was like "So, when are we going to go in the hot tub together again and get it on?" and we asked when it was that we did that, and he said a "a few months ago" :x And later he said he had a girlfriend, so he was pretty much trying to hook up with "Erica" even though he was supposed to be committed to someone.

Of course, a few weeks later my friend decided to be all "Hey, how's Erica? When are we going in the hot tub with her? ;)" and he FINALLY clued in. He was a bit mad though. :x

One of the best prank calls we've ever made. ♥

Mitchman
January 13th, 2009, 09:35 AM
I got one prank call to tell about but before that i got to say screwing with the telemarketers is damn fun. Its 8 in the morn. They call. I pick up(as i sleep with the house phone next to me after being on it till 3 in the morn) I answer hello i a gurgled disorientated way. They go yes may you be interested in a survey. I am going along with it. So they go 1st question. Are you at all upset at us for calling this early? I go no not at all i mean sure you woke me up after 5 hours of sleep so nah not at all in a sarcastic way. Ok then 2cd question.Your favorite website? I go www.leavemethehellalone.com. He goes hmm interesting answer. Wow what an idiiot. Now 3rd question. What is your adress? I go 123 suck my swartchenger(kudos to those who know the movie reference). he is like aha and where is...hey wait! You ruined my time to get me mad didnt you! I was all really now. I thought you needed a brain to do this job and closed it on him. Best moment ever.

matt561
January 13th, 2009, 09:41 AM
I once rang up a dating agency and asked for women with land as i had a tractor
Helas my plan went awry because there acually was someone like that

so i resorted to playing with soundboards

s0nido
January 13th, 2009, 12:06 PM
(Phone rings)
Friend's mum: Hello?
Me: Hello?
Friend's mum: Hello?
Me: Hello?
Friend's mum: Hello?
Me: Hello? Can we speak to Emil?
__________________________________________________________

(Phone Rings)
Victim: Hello?
Me: You have won a free promotional offer from Valley Windworks! You will be redirected to the main office to claim your prize! Press 1 to continue!
(Victim presses button. My friend begins talking in an Indian accent.)
Friend: Hello, would you like to join Valley Windworks Power Services and get one month free?
Victim: No.
Friend: OK, you are being redirected...

It goes back and forth until he finally hangs up.
_________________________________________________________

(Phone Rings.)
Librarian: Hello, Waverly Hills Library Su--
Friend: AAAAAAAHHHH!
(Hangs up phone)

Mitchman
January 13th, 2009, 12:54 PM
Dude i now remember my prank call that i forgot to post XDThose who can open it at the right age!
Me: HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOO there!(in an accent that sounds like one of those show hosts)
They: Uh....hello?
Me: Yes hello! Did you know you won?
They: Won what? I did not sign up for anything!
Me: But you won!
They: HOW?!
Me: By winning!
They: God damnit how the hell did i win?!
Me: Through a lottery. Your number was picked randomly. Your phone number to avoid confusion
They: OK then if you are to believed what did i win?
Me: A caaaaaaaaarrrrrr!
They: Oh wow a car we won a car!
Me: But wait there is more!
They: What else?
Me: A lifetime supply of rubbers!
They: But my husband is sterile!
Me: Then they go to your lover!
They: Hey you there pranking us whats the deal with making fun of me?!
Me: Nothing but its sad if you went through all this knowing you were being pranked.

And thats in there cause its epic with some humor not for kiddies.

BeachBoy
January 13th, 2009, 01:05 PM
Wow, that's.... not funny at all.Hah, the funny thing is I knew you'd post something like that. D:

I've actually never been apart of a prank call. I guess I just don't find it... er, funny? I dunno. *shrugs*