The Nightclub

[Kiri]

Welcome to my famous 5 star Pokemon Nightclub, winner of 2 rep boosts!
You can come in whenever you want, order drinks, dance with people, and chat! Great place to meet buddies and pair up ;). Use *asterisks* for doing stuff! :meow:

Now, the place has been expanded- the nightclub is the main room, but there is also a go-kart track, restauraunt, TV lounge, pokemon stadium and little bedroom for people who've crashed out.

Enjoy! :classic:

[1313666]

*enters with sledgehammer* Have you seen frostweaver anywhere? hehehe

[~Ozy~]

*takes a sip of Coke from barstool*
Sorry, lad, I haven't. Keep looking.

*Puts a quarter in the jukebox and punches up Aghechou*
Would anyone like to dance?

[1313666]

Might as well have a Root beer. *chugs root beer* What are you listening to? *changes jukebox to Let's Get It Started* That's alot better. Could I get some fries here? And another root beer?

[Kiri]

*Sips chocolate milk* They have chips at the bar. How 'bout a dance, Dodger?

[1313666]

*polishes off 19th root beer* Can soda get you drunk? I feel dizzy. Where's the bathroom in this place? *sees it and runs into it*

[TheSmartOne]

*walks in, grabs a diet coke from the bar*
Where is everyone?

[1313666]

*walks out of bathroom and heads to barstool* Bartender, cut me off the drinks. I'll just have shrimp.


Does the bar serve absolutly anything at all?

[TheSmartOne]

The bar has anything you want. *grabs fruit cocktail*
Do you want to get drunk?

[1313666]

No. What would make you think that? I just had too much soda. *eats shrimp*

[Kiri]

Yep, anything you want. And there's a karaoke stage over there...

[1313666]

You really don't want me to sing. Trust me.

[Kiri]

Eheheh. Oh well...maybe I will!
*Starts singing "suspicious minds"*

[1313666]

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *covers ears*

[Nessie]

**Enters with his hawain t-shirt**

Hey, people, what's up?.

**Takes one of these funny blue drinks with a parasol in the glass **

[1313666]

Just get back from vacation? If you listen to Kiri sing, it'll be a rude welcome-back!

[TheSmartOne]

Karaoke, eh? Maybe I'll sing...

Maybe.

[Kiri]

Hey! Come on, I'm not that bad!
*gulps shandi*

[TheSmartOne]

Somebody tell me to sing or not.
I'm not that bad.

[Kiri]

Go ahead! You must be better than me...:laugh:
More shandi, bartender! *hic*

[TheSmartOne]

Okay...
*starts singing "Don't say you love me"*

[NiNGi]

*Burps Loudly*!! (Ningi has been hiding all this time drinking soda and now you can hear his Kidneys shout "HEEEEEELP!!")

[Kiri]

Yeah, my liver's turning in it's grave from all the shandi. On that note....another shandi, please!

[TheSmartOne]

*grabs nachos* You gotta eat/drink a variety of things, otherwise you get sick or something.

[1313666]

Bartender, a pitcher of root beer please. *chugs it* Are there any shot glasses here?

[TheSmartOne]

Don't drink so much soda, 1313666. You might get drunk.

[1313666]

Deal, talking pony. Where are my keys? I need to change an elephant's diaper. *gets up, looks at a lamp* You're pretty. Wanna dance?

[Kiri]

Who are you calling a lamp? *hic*

[1313666]

This is none of your buisness, streetlight. This is between me and her.*points at lamp* So, wanna dance? *hic*

[TheSmartOne]

This.... is..... not..... good. Both of you drunk?

[IceKitten]

I will join *sneaks in with 3 ninja kittens*

[KARR]

*asks Metagross to deal with the drunk members*
Hey, You, there! Barman! Une verre de jus d'orange s'il vous plait!

[Kiri]

Hey, leave me alone! I'm the manager! Sheesh. Anyway, I'll quit drinking. I'll just have a water, bartender...

[KARR]

*bangs the table*
Where's my orange juice?!
*gives the manager anti-alcohol leaflets to hand out to guests*

[TheSmartOne]

Hey Kiri, is there coffee here?

[Kiri]

Yep! Come to think of it...
*sips mocha*

[TheSmartOne]

*gets cappichino(sp?)* Anybody wanna dance?

[KARR]

No, thanks.
*slurps the orange juice in one go*
Erh, that didn't taste good.
Uh, wait, I think I've mistaked the vodka with orange juice with orange juice...
J'ai mal au coeur!

[Kiri]

Hey, they're playing "the macarena!" everybody dance!
*gulps down juice and starts dancing*
And 1313666, no complaining about my dancing!

[pichugirl]

Hi is this the pokemon night club.

[pichugirl]

What does the pokemon night club do.

[Kiri]

You just hang around and order drinks and chat to people. You can sing karaoke and dance too!

[pichugirl]

Helllloooo!!! Someone tell me waht does this club do?!

[NiNGi]

LoL yeah! u got the right address =P have a drink! *passes u beer* :o underage! *pulls it bk* lmao! xD

*drinks the beer (even if underage too xD) and passes u a coke* =P

[pichugirl]

How do you sing karaoke? *singing*

[TheSmartOne]

Hey 1313666, are you still drunk?

[Kiri]

Just say *starts singing what song you want

[pichugirl]

What?! Does anyone understand him...............AT ALL!!!! He is Uggggg!

[pichugirl]

*starts singing he drives me crazy from jukebox at pkemon.com*

[Kiri]

Hey, be nice! If you're underage you can have shandi. It's 1% alcohol.
*starts singing Accidentally in Love*

[pichugirl]

*gulping down punch and singing*

[pichugirl]

were you talking to me or him.

[pichugirl]

Hi everybody!!What's up? *lalalalalalalalalala*

[pichugirl]

I'll be right back.K! Tell me if I miss anything.

[TheSmartOne]

*gets a shandi* No, I'm not gonna get drunk.

[Kiri]

Hey, pichu's quadruple posting!
Oh well. We've just installed a dance mat! Have fun!

[pichugirl]

Sorry didn't know by the way what's a dance mat.

[TheSmartOne]

Hey, where is everyone? Hello, anybody?

[pichugirl]

Please tell me what a dance mat is.

[pichugirl]

Hi the smartone *gulping fruit punch* what's up.

[TheSmartOne]

It's something that you dance on.

[pichugirl]

You know I would'nt be quadruple anything people would just send notes.

[pichugirl]

I would'nt be quadruple anthing if people would just write messages.

[pichugirl]

Oh. Hey, Kiri say something it is your club after all.

[NiNGi]

*Starts breakdancin on da dancing mat xD*

Wooooo this is fun!! *makes a whindmill, does it wrongly and cracks his bk* OUCH! >_<

[TheSmartOne]

Hi the smartone *gulping fruit punch* what's up.
Hi! I've been trying to get Jolteon!!! to come over here.

[Kiri]

Sorry, I was playing on my dance mat. It's hooked up to a playstation, and it shows arrows on the screen and plays music and you have to stamp on the arrows on the mat.

[Kiri]

*dances La Senorita at max speed"
Phew! Exhausted. Apple juice, please!

[TheSmartOne]

*gets another shandi* Ha ha, not drunk yet.

[Kiri]

I'm quite heavy, so I don't get drunk easily. Not that I drink...

[Kiri]

Hi Pynpfan! Sorry I was impatient. :)
Two cokes, please bartender!

[Yami's Girl]

Hi! *Grabs Orange Juice* Kiri asked me to join here.

[Kiri]

Hey, are you man (er, woman) enough to do Karaoke?

[Yami's Girl]

I guess....... Um sure??????????

[Kiri]

Hey, we could do a duet! What song do you want?

[Yami's Girl]

How 'bout........... Toxic!

[Kiri]

Yeah!
*sings with Pynpfan*
Heehee.
*Gulps ice tea*

[Yami's Girl]

This is fun! *Drinks something bad on mistake* Oooooooh...... *Falls*

[Kiri]

Oops. I knew we shouldn't have labeled that vodka "fizzy water"

[Yami's Girl]

Listen I have to get off.See u later?

[TheSmartOne]

*gets another shandi, turning slightly red in the face* Still not drunk... *hic*

[Kiri]

Bye! Hi NiNgi. Want a drink?

[Kiri]

Eh, I've learnt my shandi lesson. But still, lampposts have never looked so sexy...:laugh:

[TheSmartOne]

*gets 21st shandi* Shut up, mini-van. I'll drink as much as I want.

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awww yeah! did someone order a male stripper? woops wrong place

[Nessie]

**Nes ends his 9 drink**

Ok!, im warmed up!!, who wanna dance???.

[TheSmartOne]

Not me...*gets cappichino*

[Kiri]

Hot chocolate for me please. And salty chips. I'm at school, and the queue for lunch is about 50m long so there's no hope of food:(

[TheSmartOne]

same here. But if there is food, it's disgusting

[KARR]

*has Metagross clean the bar up again*
So, how about a little espresso decaffeinate please?

[Kiri]

Hmm, espresso's too strong for me. In light of your anti-alcohol thing, KARR, minors are only allowed shandi or weak wine if you're a teenager. And only two shots of vodka each!

[IceKitten]

o.O

*drinks Stellar*

aren't some of you too young to be drinking?

[KARR]

Yeah, but some people lie about their ages. Besides, unfortunately, some adults propose alcohol to children (a kid is a baby goat).

This time a Whismur Screech, please (that's pineapple juice with large amounts of sugar).

Wooo! Let's jump around everywhere pretending to be cheerleaders! Gardevoir, stop me if I become a nuisance. Anyone for a tango?
*switches the music to waltz*

[IceKitten]

OoOoO..........ya I've heard about that, it's scary

*drinks some more Stellar*

I don't get drunk easily :S

*falls over*

I seeeeeeeee stairs? *looks up*

*blacks out*

[Kiri]

*Drags Tig outside*
Don't you have to be 21?

[KARR]

KARR used Max Revive on Tig!
Woops! That was a Max Revive! I wanted to use a Revive...

[1313666]

Bartender, give me a scotch, vodka, rum, whiskey mix! I call it the Raichu, 'cause it gives you a jolt of energy. *chugs drink* Since the root beer incident, I can't get drunk. Let's do shots!!!!

[Kiri]

Hey! Have you been reading the rules???
Oh well, I spose if you just have a shot its alright. Wanna dance? *Puts Video killed the Radio star on the jukebox*

[1313666]

I tried, but there were soooo many...

I don't want to, golf club. I'm tired.

[Kiri]

Who are you calling golf club? I'm a slim, beautiful walking stick!

[1313666]

No, you're a golf club, like he's a candle. *points at KARR* And I'm a Go-Cart! *making car noises*

You should put a Go-Cart track in. :D

[Purin]

Isn't this something like Role-playing? I dunno...

[IceKitten]

*Drags Tig outside*
Don't you have to be 21?
I dunno, how ironic of you XD

*sneaks back in with ninja powahs*

[Purin]

*Is under 18 but will still join anyway*
*takes out biscuit to eat*

[TheSmartOne]

*gets an apple juice* Purin, whatever you do, don't drink alcohal(sp?).
You could start being like 1313666 if you got drunk.

[Purin]

*gets an apple juice* Purin, whatever you do, don't drink alcohal(sp?).
You could start being like 1313666 if you got drunk.
Thank you for the superb advice! ^^
*takes a cup*
Eh, wrong one *cough sake cough*....

[IceKitten]

*gives Purin the glass that isn't dangerous, but spiked =P*

Cheers to the ground dwelling monsters that fly and eat stairssssss..... XP

[Purin]

*Eyes glass warily*
*sits there*
*eyes glass somemore*

[TheSmartOne]

Don't touch it, Purin! =)

[IceKitten]

Yes don't touch it!

Wait what am I saying???

[TheSmartOne]

I don't know what you're saying.
I'm on your board, Tig!

[IceKitten]

Yes my.....my.....board

*picks board up*

[TheSmartOne]

And you just PMed me about my board.

[Kiri]

Well, at least 1313666 is good for a laugh...:laugh:

[TheSmartOne]

*gets hot chocolate* Hi, Kiri.

[Kiri]

I'll have a hot chocolate too. Nice to see ya.

[TheSmartOne]

Are you registered on Tig's Board?

[KARR]

*points at 1313666*
Why do I think you're a Pikachu with a red scarf?
*restarts*
Uh, I think I need to get fixed... again! I mean, my circuits and microprocessors are going berserk!
*bangs his head against the floor*
See what I mean?!

[TheSmartOne]

Hey KARR, like my avatar?

[Kiri]

Cool avatar.
Mmm... chips, please!

[TheSmartOne]

Thanks. Toto made it for me.
*gets nachos and a diet coke*

[KARR]

Not bad.
*rips his dictionary and thesaurus circuits out*
................
*puts the circuits back in*

[TheSmartOne]

You shouldn't do that, your brain won't work.
Well, it's not like it does anyway....

[KARR]

Brain? Are you referring to my CPU? Well, my CPU is working at 100% efficiency!
*bangs his left hand*
*takes his left hand off*
Oy, the connection wire disconnected again!
*connects the wire*
*puts his hand back on*

Hey, what are you looking at? I just took my hand off!

[1313666]

*still making car noises* Bartender, another Raichu please. *hic*

[KARR]

*throws a Thunder Stone to 1313666*
Evolve yourself. Oh, yeah, you sound a bit like my lawn mower. Make a bit more emphasis on the 'vruh' to sound more like that Buick over there that is pretending to be a waiter. Wait, what am I saying?!
*bangs his haed on the table*
Better.

[1313666]

*eats Thunder Stone* I have a burst of energy! *makes more car noises faster while running.

[Kiri]

I'll have a glass of waterstone, while we're on that topic.

[IceKitten]

Well, at least 1313666 is good for a laugh...:laugh:
Is that the percentage of alchohol?

Me want some!

[TheSmartOne]

Hey 1313666, stop it! You're acting like an idiot!

[IceKitten]

Oh yeah it's a user o.O

*slaps head* >.<

[TheSmartOne]

*gets nachoes* Hi, Tig. =)

[KARR]

*chugs a bottle of PechaPop*
Yum.
*orders more PechaPop*
Hurry up!
*chugs the PechaPop*
*orders a LumCola*
*sips the LumCola*
I suddenly feel cuter and tougher...
Anyway...
*orders pink Pokeblocks*
*eats pink Pokeblocks*
Look at my Pokenav! I'm really cute!

[IceKitten]

Yes o.O

Now you can enter the smart contest =D

Hi TSO =P

[KARR]

Smart contest? Well, maybe not. I'm not my Bellossom.
*orders a can of Hondew Pulparron*
*drinks a bit of the Hondew Pulparron*
*throws up*
Ew! The expiration date was...
First May.

[1313666]

Gimme that! *chugs the rest* Bartender, give me a Raichu! I'm thirsty!

[Purin]

*Is still wondering if this thread is supposed to be at RolePlaying*
*Goes for a cup of Apple Juice*

[- .] 5cếptìlế }},, +]

<wonders if registeel is doing ok at home>
<hears a sexy song and reminisces about [something]>
<searches 4 cute girls>

[KARR]

*cleans his circuitry of all the liquids he poured on it*
Suddenly, I feel better!
Barguy, 5mm screw please!

[Purin]

*Goes for a cup of slushie this time*
*Mint flavour! ^^*

[1313666]

*BUUUUUURRRRRRRP* Did you hear that? :D

[Purin]

Yup *does not feel disgusted though*
*Has some more apple juice and then hiccups suddenly*

[1313666]

Bartender, give me a keg of Raichu! And a tap!:D

[Purin]

I think it's self-service here O_O?
*hics*
*hics*
and *hics again*

[1313666]

Okay. I've already drank 2 keg-fulls. This is mine!!!

[Purin]

?!?!?
*gups a glass of water*

[1313666]

*drains keg* I don't feel so good. It's those stairs Tig was talking abouuuuuuut.*passes out*

[Purin]

*gives the above poster a warm tower and a mug of hot chocolate*

[1313666]

I can't get up! There's a warm tower on me! Are you trying to kill me?!

[Purin]

No. *Removes tower*
*Sits there staring at the TV set in the club*

[1313666]

I'm sober... I think. Hey, no hangover!:) What's on tv?

[Kiri]

Ah, you guys seem to have conjured a TV. Well, would you prefer a huge widescreen one in the TV lounge, or a little seedot one?

[1313666]

Huge widescreen. No club is complete without one. Can there be a go-cart track? Please?

[KARR]

Over there, under that table, 1313666, is a go-cart track. I think.
*picks his ear from the floor*
*puts his ear back in place*

[1313666]

How can a go-cart track fit under a table? Bartender, give me some clams, please.

[KARR]

Oh, don't you mean those 2cm go-carts?
*restarts*
What was that?
*puts dark glasses on*
Who turned the light off?!
*fizes his circuitry*
Whoah...

[1313666]

The big ones, and the lights are fine.

[KARR]

*is short-circuited*
Eyyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeoww!
*fixes himslef*
OKAY, the bar-fixer, I need a 30-DX/F fan and a 30ml can of argon. Be quick, I'm overheating!

[Luigi-San]

*whacks jukebox with a sledgehammer*


*fires up boom box*

*"Hey Ya" starts Playing*

*Watches Monday Night Football* Go Eagles!!

[KARR]

*switches the boombox off*
*connects himslef to speakers and gets a wireless microphone*
*sings 'What A Feeling'*
Okay, I'm not a singer in my normal voice, but when I switch to Singing Mode, I'm the star of the show!

[1313666]

Eagles suck! Go Panthers! *turns boombox back on and "Let's Get It Started" starts playing* Awww. This is ****. *changes to Panther's game* Better.

[KARR]

*asks Espeon to fire a Psybeam at the boombox*
*sings 'Maniac'*
Wee!

[Claire]

what kind of club is this?! no football! and no jukeboxes! XD
*puts DJ into club and forces him to play 24/7*

[1313666]

That's better than Gold Raikou's actions. It was Kiri's fault about the jukebox.We can stop watching football... *changes channel* and start watching PPV wrestling!!!

[Gardy]

Wrestlin nice who's versin who?

[1313666]

*points to sig* Rerun. Wanna watch? There's nothing better than FREE PPV!!!

[Sumomo & Kotoko]

*Walks into da bar*......"I'll have a Root Beer"......*Turns on a Boom-Box that I brought in with me*.......*Stars to play Ashlee Simpson-Pieces of Me*

[1313666]

Hey, (Raven), FREE PPV!!!! Have a seat. Take a load off. Watch some FREE PPV with us!!

[Purin]

*clueless somewhat*
*takes a bite into peanuts*

[KARR]

No! Don't touch those peanuts! Studies proved the peanuts in bars have come in touch with urine!

[1313666]

That's true. But this is a nightclub. That doesn't happen here, anyway. We're civilized, I hope.

[KARR]

*analyzes the peanuts*
Urine traces...
ICK!

[1313666]

*snorts* Great. I have a mouthful of those. Awww...

[KARR]

*gives 1313666 disinfectant and calls 'The Cleaners'*
'The Cleaners' are... cleaners!

[1313666]

I was joking! It was a joke! Get away from me! *punches out 'The Cleaners'*

[KARR]

Now, who will clean up all the motor oil and petrol that leaked from you?!

[Kiri]

I'll put all the peanuts in packets instead of a bowl. Here's the new foosball table- a go-kart track is pushing it a bit (it is just a nightclub) but would you settle for scalectrix or something?
Hey, I think a go-kart track magically appeared next door....*goes over*

[1313666]

Oh, well. Let's lock her out! *goes over to door and locks it*

[Purin]

Oh, those peanuts are alright. I have them tested earlier on. *Munches*
*sees go-kart track*
*sits on one*
*does not know how to operate it O_O;;*

[Sumomo & Kotoko]

Oh, those peanuts are alright. I have them tested earlier on. *Munches*
*sees go-kart track*
*sits on one*
*does not know how to operate it O_O;;*
*Runs over to da door and locks it*...."I'll let them in later,lol."..*Goes to the foosball table and starts to play it*

[TheSmartOne]

Fooseball? Can I play?
*sips pepsi edge*

[KARR]

*activates his go-cart (Astriatronix GoKart-FG 255 with a Ender Corp. Turbine engine)*
*wins with everyone by 20 laps*

[TheSmartOne]

What is this, an amusement park or a nightclub?

[KARR]

It's a nightclub with a go-cart track.
*crashes into a chair*
Oh, that must have been an error in the traction stabilizer.
*fixes the go-cart*
*zooms off and wins again by 20 laps*
Haha, heehee, wee!
*comes to a halt*
Run out of fuel. Anyone have a combustible liquid, preferably unleaded 99 or kerosene?

[1313666]

Nope, but we got Coke. And a TON of shandis.

[TheSmartOne]

*punches 1313666 for no reason*

[KARR]

*fills the tanks of his go-cart with turbine fuel (kerosene bipetrolite)*
*keeps on winning by 20 laps*
*offers other racers coke as fuel*

[1313666]

*breaks a glass bottle* You wanna start something?! Take this! *tries to stab TSO with broken bottle*

[TheSmartOne]

*kicks 1313666 right where it hurts*

[NiNGi]

a fight? is there a fight around?

*starts cracking his fists :p*

[TheSmartOne]

a fight? is there a fight around?

*starts cracking his fists :p*
No fight, go away...

[1313666]

*groans* Cheap shot! *punches TSO in the gut* There is no fight. We're playing... tag!

[KARR]

Boys, boys, boys! Calm down!

*crashes into the wall in his go-cart*
Oy! That must have been the traction stabilizer again!
*Fixes the go-cart*
*zooms off*
*wins with everyone by 20 laps*
Anyone for a dragster-ish race in go-carts?!

[Purin]

Me me me me me!
Well I would like to, but I don't want to be locked up again!

[KARR]

Why, no.
*races with Purin and wins by a lot*
Try fixing up your go-cart. I mean, that leaded petrol didn't do it good.
*fixes Purin's go-cart and adds a few gadgets to it*
There! Now lets race.
*lets Purin win this time*
*laughs*
*wins with Purin by one second*
That was close!

[1313666]

Watch this! *gets in go-cart and beats KARR over and over again* This calls for celebration! Bartender, cook your finest lobsters. Time to feast! Anyone else want anything?

[Purin]

Why, no.
*races with Purin and wins by a lot*
Try fixing up your go-cart. I mean, that leaded petrol didn't do it good.
*fixes Purin's go-cart and adds a few gadgets to it*
There! Now lets race.
*lets Purin win this time*
*laughs*
*wins with Purin by one second*
That was close!
Wee! That was fun though ^^
*goes fill cart up with unleaded petrol and puts a mask on for fear of sniffing in toxins*

[KARR]

I'll have a three meter tall cake, thanks 1313666!

*crashes into 1313666 with his titanium bumpers totally destroying 131366's cart*
*wins with everyone again*
*pumps the unleaded petrol out of Purin's cart*
*pumps liquid hydrogen into Purin's cart*
*sees that Purin would win with him*
*rips the traction stabilizer out of Purin's cart and replaces it with a can of Popsee*

[TheSmartOne]

Do we have table tennis? Or a polker table?

[1313666]

Neither. This club should be like Vegas, though. That would be fun... *spills water on Karr's circuitboard and hits him with an egg for beating him*

[KARR]

Graftyaaahjklomp!
EyEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!
Krampamampythfrolkt!
*fixes himslef*
*wipes the egg off*
*spills liquid carbon dioxide on 1313666's go-cart*
OOPS. Oh, look! I never saw a go-cart dissolve on my eyes!
*zooms off and beats everyone again*
*puts his left hand back on*
*apologises to 1313666 for spilling the acid*
*races and wins with everyone again*
If you ever want to win, DON'T fuel your carts with bad quality petrol I mean, 80 is bad! I use 99 or 100 when I use petrol. In my go-cart.
*presses the blue button on the wall*
*watches the slots and roulettes and other hazard games appear*
Lets CrashRace! I mean, crash into stuff racing.
*CrashRaces and wins by luck*

[1313666]

*gets out of go-cart and starts to play slots* These things are addicting!

[TheSmartOne]

*smacks 1313666 upside the head* Will someone put in a polker table, please?

[1313666]

Sorry. *polker table appears* What do you think of this in my sig? http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/edge/images/edge1.jpg

[TheSmartOne]

Do NOT put that in. Who wants to play polker?

[KARR]

Not me.
*crashes into the slots*
Sorry, 1313666.
*zooms around destroying all tables, chairs, slots and all hazard stuff*
Look at me! I have a wrong connection!
*jumps around on his nose*
This titanium thing is great!
*crashes the wall with his nose*
Ooooooooopsss!

[1313666]

That's it. KARR, get out of the go-cart! Oh, and TSO, IT'S TOO LATE!!

[TheSmartOne]

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pokes 1313666*

[KARR]

*ignores 1313666's orders*
Nahnah-nahnahnah!
*is annoying*
Wee! Look-ey!
I'm an annoying nerd!
Anyway, 1313666, how long hav you been making that ham sandwich? It must be the size of the Sears Tower.

[1313666]

I'm not even started yet. *pulls KARR out of go-cart and makes it disappear* Make it appear again, and I tell Kiri.

[TheSmartOne]

*is scared of 1313666's sig*

[1313666]

The best thing about URLs is if you copy them, you can make trillions of the picture! http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/edge/images/edge1.jpghttp://raw.wwe.com/superstars/edge/images/edge1.jpg

[TheSmartOne]

*puts on a blindfold so as not to look at the pic* Now I don't have to see it! *runs into a wall*

Ouch.

[1313666]

*puts pic on tv* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... *cough, cough* Ha!

[KARR]

*makes a NEW go-cart appear and slowly rides around in it giving everyone sweets and dentist ads*
Dr. P. Ain is a good dentist!
*keeps on riding around and gives everone cans of water, with sugar, artificial colouring and flavouring (cola)*
*hugs everyone around*
*looks around*
*eats a fruit salad*
*plays the upcoming Pokemon game on the DS*
*hands out packets of jelly beans (metal-flavoured)*
Yum-yum! Dim sum!
*rips broken circuitry out of his chest and replaces it with high-efficiency circuitry*
Weeeee! Look! Now, I can turn into a go-cart!
*turns into a go-cart*
Look! I'm a go-cart!
*wonders if he should do a antivirus scan*
N'ah!

[TheSmartOne]

Hey KARR, can you pour acid on 1313666 and that pic?

[Kiri]

Tell me if you want nice things to materialise!
Any way...
*puts in separate go-karting room*
*puts in separate casino*

Phew, now the nightclub is just a nightclub again. But: vote guys! I'll either put in a restaraunt or a pokemon stadium. I have no limit to budget, it seems.
1313666 isn't using the specially built TV lounge...:(

[TheSmartOne]

Hi, Kiri! *puts blindfold back on*
x.x
*runs into wall again*

Ouch.

[Kiri]

Hmm... is there evidence of drinkies here?
Hey, that guy in 1313666's sig could be a bouncer!

[TheSmartOne]

*runs into Kiri* Oh, hi.
*falls over*

[1313666]

Kiri, Edge will NOT be a bouncer, but good idea. That's it. KARR, get out before I break your satillite transmitter.

[TheSmartOne]

*runs into 1313666*
Help!
*runs away*

[Purin]

I'll have a three meter tall cake, thanks 1313666!

*crashes into 1313666 with his titanium bumpers totally destroying 131366's cart*
*wins with everyone again*
*pumps the unleaded petrol out of Purin's cart*
*pumps liquid hydrogen into Purin's cart*
*sees that Purin would win with him*
*rips the traction stabilizer out of Purin's cart and replaces it with a can of Popsee*
XD No fair, I should win, cheater!
*gets out of cart*
*Goes to sleep a bit at a sofa nearby*
*has "Light Screen" turned on for naptime*
*yawns*
*sleeps*

[TheSmartOne]

*trips over something*

Ouch.

[KARR]

*ties TSO so he''l stop tripping over*
*turns back into a go-cart and zooms off to the TV lounge to watch Teletubbies*
*turns the TV off*
I think I'll throw up...
No, wait, I'm a computer, I can't throw up.

[IceKitten]

I am hiding behind an invisible chicken!!!!!111 o.o;;;

Find me and earn a cookie ^ ^

[KARR]

*finds Tig*
Next time, hide behind a VISIBLE chicken.
*gives the prize cookie to the chicken*

[Kiri]

Is anyone gonna choose? Restauraunt or stadium?

[1313666]

Stadium AND resteraunt!!! You said you have no limit to budget.

[Kiri]

Fair enough. I'll have my dad's secret creamy chicken, waiter! *gulps juice*

[1313666]

Huh? Secret creamy chicken? I'll have a Seafeast!

[Kiri]

I love cheesecake. I'll have cheescake for dessert! *burp*

[1313666]

That was weak. *buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp* Ahhh... That was awsome!

[Kiri]

Manners!
*hobbles off with a glass of champagne to watch the Matrix*

[1313666]

**** manners! *buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!*

[TheSmartOne]

Kiri, can you put in a big screen TV in that corner over there?
*still has blindfold on*

[KARR]

*takes TSO's blindfold off*
No more of that. You might bump into the TV next!
*turns into a go-cart again and orders new tyres at the bar*

[Kiri]

Mmm, TV. They are now serving Poptarts at the bar.

[KARR]

*orders a double Hawaiian at the bar*
Pizza! Wait, make it a triple order. No, make it quadruple!

[TheSmartOne]

Ooo, pop tarts. I'll have... chocolate!
*gets her pop tart and sits on the couch in front of the TV*

[1313666]

*changes channel to the picture* Mwahahahahaha! I'll have a smores pop tart. Mwahahahahahaha!

[IceKitten]

I have a nightclub high above the clouds, who wants to come? o.o;;;

[TheSmartOne]

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*puts blindfold on, runs away*

[Vkazuic]

Hey, cool, a night club!! So, anything cool happen lately??

[TheSmartOne]

Oh, hi.
*falls over*
Kiri can put in anything you want, and there's everything you could want at the bar. I'm running from the pic in 1313666's sig. Bye now!
*runs away*

[Vkazuic]

I see... I'm thirsty, anyone got any drinks?? Don't spike it or else.....

[TheSmartOne]

Go to the bar and order something.
*runs into a wall*
.......
Ouch.

[Vkazuic]

You right there TSO?? *orders a drink and sits down*

[TheSmartOne]

Yeah. What did you get? I can't see it...

[Vkazuic]

coke, I got some candy in my pocket to make me hyper too! Want some??? I always carry candy around!!!