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I Laugh at your Misfortune!
June 7th, 2009, 10:56 AM
(not sure if this should go here or in OC :S)

As the title (kinda) says, what is the best time you ever pwned someone online, on a forum or whatever.

Mine has to be when I was on the Spore UK forums (which had so much SPAM when I visited that it was like 4chan) and this happened (http://forums.electronicarts.co.uk/spore-game-discussion/389296-what-do-you-want-added-tribal-2.html#post6869270)

And then there's the fact that most of my posts on there included me getting pretty annoyed at everyone else XD I had one post removed because I got really pissed off and ended up going on a swearing rant XD.

Post your ultimate rip-ups here!

Mitchman
June 7th, 2009, 11:04 AM
I got like a doublt headshot on CoD4 one time. It was crazy stuff. Also on L4D when you play versus some people think that playing as the infected is good. I teach em its wrong. : D

mewthree w/armor
June 7th, 2009, 11:11 AM
While playing COD4, the one map had a partially destroyed building. Killed the guy hiding there, then just started on a mass killing spree. I had 2 or 3 helicopter and air strikes before it was over, I caught the one spawn point constantly with people camping there. I ran out of ammo after several switches, and finally got killed.

BHwolfgang
June 7th, 2009, 11:14 AM
I once had a royal flush when playing poker with someone online. We never played each other ever again. XD

processr
June 7th, 2009, 11:26 AM
Ooh, I have a screencap from the late Pokémon Fan Universe forums. Before we begin, I'll explain that there were restrictions on having custom avatars, and that one had to have fifteen counted posts before you could have one.

So here we go. This guy was getting pretty damn uptight about something - exactly what escapes me (the incident occurred about eighteen months ago, as I recall), but it was frustratingly trivial - and he began to curse and swear at pretty much everyone that posted. After kindly pointing out that he was being a bit of a naughty boy, he threatened me in the charming, endearing way that only a true idiot can pull off correctly. Cue my reply:

http://i40.tinypic.com/f2sh2x.png

Captain Fabio
June 7th, 2009, 11:29 AM
I played against my mates in a big poker tournament.

He was saying.
"Will, don't go in, you will lose."
I just laughed. I liked my hand.

He put his hand down and he has a flush.
I put mine down and I had a straight flush XDDDDDDD
It was rather funny.

He was a good sport about it though! :D

Mitchman
June 7th, 2009, 11:34 AM
While playing COD4, the one map had a partially destroyed building. Killed the guy hiding there, then just started on a mass killing spree. I had 2 or 3 helicopter and air strikes before it was over, I caught the one spawn point constantly with people camping there. I ran out of ammo after several switches, and finally got killed.
Oh the courtyard one! You know with the big statue in the middle with too buildings on the 2 sides and some area out back to explore right? Yeah that level can be a massacre zone if you know how to utilize the surroundings correctly. Exactly where I got my headshot thing.

Spinor
June 7th, 2009, 12:24 PM
Ok so I was playing Guitar Hero III online with some person and we did a battle Ok?

So then the first song was One by Metallica, both on Hard. I DID NOT ATTACK HIM AT ALL

I nearly failed because he went on constant but you know part after the sextuplets before the solo? The one that is purely:

.∙'.∙'.∙'.∙'.∙'.∙'.∙'.∙'.∙'.∙'.∙'.∙'

I used the only attacks I had on him which were Difficulty Up, Lefty Flip, and Overdrive.

And lets just say after that failure he cowered out :3

Cassino
June 7th, 2009, 01:14 PM
I got like a doublt headshot on CoD4 one time. It was crazy stuff.
I once got three kills with one shot, then got another three with my next shot.
Broadcast, OpFor; R700.

Oh the courtyard one! You know with the big statue in the middle with too buildings on the 2 sides and some area out back to explore right?
Bloc.

Åzurε
June 7th, 2009, 05:52 PM
In pool earlier, me and my friend were down to the 8-ball, it was my turn and I hit it.it bounces off the edge, Dave goes "ha! You messed up bad, dude!"

...then the 8-ball hits the white one and it goes in. That's what one calls pwned.

Rukario
June 7th, 2009, 05:58 PM
Oh the courtyard one! You know with the big statue in the middle with too buildings on the 2 sides and some area out back to explore right? Yeah that level can be a massacre zone if you know how to utilize the surroundings correctly. Exactly where I got my headshot thing.

OH MY we sniper that map.. its a frackin killzone.

marz
June 7th, 2009, 06:34 PM
While playing COD4, the one map had a partially destroyed building. Killed the guy hiding there, then just started on a mass killing spree. I had 2 or 3 helicopter and air strikes before it was over, I caught the one spawn point constantly with people camping there. I ran out of ammo after several switches, and finally got killed.

And that is when you know you have no life.

True Reign
June 7th, 2009, 10:16 PM
Now since I don't really have a 'gaming name', I like to pop in on my friend's servers with a random name (there usually axE`, tAG, or a parody of a friend's name). One of my friend's clan members told me that I was really noobish which was pretty funny as I wasn't even trying (my score was like 21 - 56 because I was only knifing). My friend told me that I really did suck at the game, so I turned on my CAL skills and went on a forty kill rampage with trusty weapon, Mr. Awp. Pretty much all of them were headshots, lol.

My friend hasn't spoken to me since and neither has his clan member... I'm just going to assume their both just mad, lol.

mewthree w/armor
June 8th, 2009, 01:24 PM
And that is when you know you have no life.

Stopped playing when I started hearing...oh never mind. Where do you live by chance? XD

BF2, I was on a level, G4 was my main weapon, there was this highway underpass, and I saw a guy just poke his head up, I had no time to reload. So I figured, I'm dead, I go to iron sights, and pop...luckiest shot ever. Headshot.

The Scientist
June 8th, 2009, 02:16 PM
I pwn in GunZ. MANUALLY.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y270/TristinCrow/GUNZ/Gunz000.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y270/TristinCrow/GUNZ/Gunz013.jpg

I also pwned Habbo last month. WITH CANNONS.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y270/TristinCrow/POOLSCLOSED.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y270/TristinCrow/1241805123315.gif

I pwned England two weeks ago, too. I'M ON A BOAT. WATCH THE VIDEO.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y270/TristinCrow/London%20Raid%202009/SDC10187.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm93OqvvtbE

Glitchfinder
June 8th, 2009, 02:31 PM
I seem to remember making a map ion Halo that was way too tempting regarding banshees, and then using my handgun to take out all the n00bs who used them. They were so embarrassed.

In other news, I just banned a bunch of people from another site's wiki for spamming. So, I can pwn with administrator powers.

Finally, I seem to recall beating someone in Yu-Gi-Oh! Online by attacking with their man-eater bug.

Azonic
June 9th, 2009, 03:30 PM
I actually got a lot of feedback when I trolled Pokemon Daisuki. lol...

Edit: Okay, scratch that. This (http://www.pokecommunity.com/converse.php?u=148906&u2=52473) is the best.

Mitchman
June 9th, 2009, 03:47 PM
I actually got a lot of feedback when I trolled Pokemon Daisuki. lol...

Edit: Okay, scratch that. This (http://www.pokecommunity.com/converse.php?u=148906&u2=52473) is the best.
That is what we call grade A internet fail. Best quality ever.

Shadow
June 9th, 2009, 04:08 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v22/RocketShadow/lmfao9cg.jpg

Sometimes there is win on the WoW forums.

Sometimes...

This wasn't me, though.

Captain Fabio
June 9th, 2009, 04:49 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y270/TristinCrow/London%20Raid%202009/SDC10187.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm93OqvvtbE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Peoples reaction are funny!

LOL @ 1.09.
Guy on the left/top.