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Jirachi
November 4th, 2003, 11:27 PM
This thread is unobviously a joke thread, and i will start it:

What Pokemon is low fat?
Butterfree.

Now it's your turn!

Timbjerr
November 5th, 2003, 06:38 PM
I changed the name of the thread so that it better reflects the subject matter of the topic...

DragonTrainer
November 5th, 2003, 07:01 PM
Let me have a crack at this......

Which pokemon is good at soccer?
Gol-em

Aha, I crack me up! :P

peirateis
November 5th, 2003, 07:17 PM
What Pokemon does good as an exterminator?
Fly-gon
Jee heehee!

DragonTrainer
November 5th, 2003, 07:20 PM
What pokemon is liked by guys?
Chik-orita

Another awesome joke by DT! :cheeky:

peirateis
November 6th, 2003, 08:20 AM
what pokemon is 2 animals?
Cro-bat

DragonTrainer
November 6th, 2003, 02:50 PM
Whgat pokemon is snotty?
Lugi-a

Gengar
November 6th, 2003, 03:14 PM
What Poke'mon likes to sit in laps?

Lap-ras.

DragonTrainer
November 6th, 2003, 03:23 PM
Whhat pokemon likes to kiss?

Smooch-um

Phantom Angel
November 7th, 2003, 07:31 AM
Which pokemon loke to hop a pip?

Hop-pip(obviously)

DragonTrainer
November 7th, 2003, 02:55 PM
What pokemon is weird?

Ludicolo(What a weird name)

Jirachi
November 8th, 2003, 01:48 AM
This is an ugly joke I got from a site,

Pichu when to the toilet to go "pi".

peirateis
November 9th, 2003, 03:58 PM
Jirachi!!! Why!?

What Pokemon likes sharp objects?
Spear-OW!

Pokemaster10000
December 31st, 2003, 04:09 PM
What makes a perfect gift?

A Bal-toy! :laugh:


Which ******* moves a lot and is stubborn.

A Wiggly-tuff
Its gets wiggly and is tough. :D


Who ******* is the ruler of the seas.

A Wail-lord!


Which instrument cries a lot.

A Weepin-bell

Q Man
December 31st, 2003, 05:38 PM
I'm sure that the admins would appreciate it if you didn't post in a row like that...
umm... now that I decided to reply, I guess I should crack a joke, even if it is a bit dumb...
umm...
meh...
What Pokémon would be a good choice to play a Star Wars character?
Wobbuffett (take a look at the last four letters, and start running through some SW characters ;) )

K-3.1416
December 31st, 2003, 05:42 PM
I'm from Mexico and i must say that i don't understand some jokes :P, but some i do :laugh:.

There are jokes in spanish, but you won't understand them :\

Timbjerr
December 31st, 2003, 05:50 PM
*slaps Pokemaster10000*
bad pokemaster10000 bad bad bad
no double-posting!

there...I gues that fixes that...

*merges all four posts together*

Sapphire Titan
January 1st, 2004, 08:39 AM
Who is the REAL ruler of the sea?

SEA-KING! (of course)

IceKitten
January 1st, 2004, 11:42 AM
What should u do 4 Halloween?:\


Decapitate Cacturne and stick in a Lanturn:P

whoa I rhymed o_0

The Vince Knight
January 1st, 2004, 01:39 PM
What dragon pkmn goes into the night?
Drago-nite!

Pokemaster10000
January 2nd, 2004, 03:15 PM
What's the most valuable pokemon?
A gold-een.

Arore
January 6th, 2004, 05:35 AM
What Pokemon loves to start fights? War-tortle. Hoo-hah!

Omega-Brendan
January 12th, 2004, 05:01 AM
Which Pokémon is most perverted?

(No offense to Pikachu fans)

Pikachu ( Peek-at-you)

Porygon
January 12th, 2004, 08:19 AM
LOL! Um… all I can do is laugh at these, unfortunately.

Scizor_Trainer
February 17th, 2004, 10:24 PM
what pokemon sneezes alot ........................................
pik(a chu)

Pokemaster10000
February 18th, 2004, 07:33 AM
What other pokemon sneases a lot...
A Sneasel.

Daniel-Son
February 19th, 2004, 01:06 AM
...Phew I'm finally back into the Games Forum
What did the pokemon say when he went to the poke center?
Help!My Bulb is sore! (Bula-saur)
Joke from Suto-Raito.com

The Vince Knight
February 19th, 2004, 02:23 AM
What pkmn tries to say the number two???
Mew-two!!!

Pokemaster10000
February 19th, 2004, 07:26 AM
Which can you make?
A Clay-dol.

Chiyo
March 5th, 2004, 01:53 AM
What Pokemon does many business deals?

Deoxys! (Deal is pronounced like Deo. Get it?!)

The Vince Knight
March 5th, 2004, 02:04 AM
What pkmn is a watery ogre?
Ky-ogre! (Get it?)

Pokemaster10000
March 5th, 2004, 12:38 PM
What pokemon is rich?
A Gold-uck. :P

Cassie-chan
March 16th, 2004, 05:04 PM
What pokemon is a real "hoot"

Hoothoot

Ha ha ha ha... ha?

The Pokemaster
March 19th, 2004, 08:34 AM
trainer: which legendary is the best psychic
other trainer: i dont know..
Trainer: mewtwo huh? (you too huh?)