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Jirachi
November 5th, 2003, 03:27 AM
This thread is unobviously a joke thread, and i will start it:
What Pokemon is low fat?
Butterfree.
Now it's your turn!
tmbjr
November 5th, 2003, 10:38 PM
I changed the name of the thread so that it better reflects the subject matter of the topic...
DragonTrainer
November 5th, 2003, 11:01 PM
Let me have a crack at this......
Which pokemon is good at soccer?
Gol-em
Aha, I crack me up! :P
Cassidy
November 5th, 2003, 11:17 PM
What Pokemon does good as an exterminator?
Fly-gon
Jee heehee!
DragonTrainer
November 5th, 2003, 11:20 PM
What pokemon is liked by guys?
Chik-orita
Another awesome joke by DT! :cheeky:
Cassidy
November 6th, 2003, 12:20 PM
what pokemon is 2 animals?
Cro-bat
DragonTrainer
November 6th, 2003, 06:50 PM
Whgat pokemon is snotty?
Lugi-a
Gengar
November 6th, 2003, 07:14 PM
What Poke'mon likes to sit in laps?
Lap-ras.
DragonTrainer
November 6th, 2003, 07:23 PM
Whhat pokemon likes to kiss?
Smooch-um
Phantom Angel
November 7th, 2003, 11:31 AM
Which pokemon loke to hop a pip?
Hop-pip(obviously)
DragonTrainer
November 7th, 2003, 06:55 PM
What pokemon is weird?
Ludicolo(What a weird name)
Jirachi
November 8th, 2003, 05:48 AM
This is an ugly joke I got from a site,
Pichu when to the toilet to go "pi".
Cassidy
November 9th, 2003, 07:58 PM
Jirachi!!! Why!?
What Pokemon likes sharp objects?
Spear-OW!
Pokemaster10000
December 31st, 2003, 08:09 PM
What makes a perfect gift?
A Bal-toy! :laugh:
Which ******* moves a lot and is stubborn.
A Wiggly-tuff
Its gets wiggly and is tough. :D
Who ******* is the ruler of the seas.
A Wail-lord!
Which instrument cries a lot.
A Weepin-bell
Q Man
December 31st, 2003, 09:38 PM
I'm sure that the admins would appreciate it if you didn't post in a row like that...
umm... now that I decided to reply, I guess I should crack a joke, even if it is a bit dumb...
umm...
meh...
What Pokémon would be a good choice to play a Star Wars character?
Wobbuffett (take a look at the last four letters, and start running through some SW characters ;) )
K-3.1416
December 31st, 2003, 09:42 PM
I'm from Mexico and i must say that i don't understand some jokes :P, but some i do :laugh:.
There are jokes in spanish, but you won't understand them :\
tmbjr
December 31st, 2003, 09:50 PM
*slaps Pokemaster10000*
bad pokemaster10000 bad bad bad
no double-posting!
there...I gues that fixes that...
*merges all four posts together*
Sapphire Titan
January 1st, 2004, 12:39 PM
Who is the REAL ruler of the sea?
SEA-KING! (of course)
IceKitten
January 1st, 2004, 03:42 PM
What should u do 4 Halloween?:\
Decapitate Cacturne and stick in a Lanturn:P
whoa I rhymed o_0
The Vince Knight
January 1st, 2004, 05:39 PM
What dragon pkmn goes into the night?
Drago-nite!
Pokemaster10000
January 2nd, 2004, 07:15 PM
What's the most valuable pokemon?
A gold-een.
Arore
January 6th, 2004, 09:35 AM
What Pokemon loves to start fights? War-tortle. Hoo-hah!
Omega-Brendan
January 12th, 2004, 09:01 AM
Which Pokémon is most perverted?
(No offense to Pikachu fans)
Pikachu ( Peek-at-you)
Porygon
January 12th, 2004, 12:19 PM
LOL! Um… all I can do is laugh at these, unfortunately.
Scizor_Trainer
February 18th, 2004, 02:24 AM
what pokemon sneezes alot ........................................
pik(a chu)
Pokemaster10000
February 18th, 2004, 11:33 AM
What other pokemon sneases a lot...
A Sneasel.
Daniel-Son
February 19th, 2004, 05:06 AM
...Phew I'm finally back into the Games Forum
What did the pokemon say when he went to the poke center?
Help!My Bulb is sore! (Bula-saur)
Joke from Suto-Raito.com
The Vince Knight
February 19th, 2004, 06:23 AM
What pkmn tries to say the number two???
Mew-two!!!
Pokemaster10000
February 19th, 2004, 11:26 AM
Which can you make?
A Clay-dol.
Chiyo
March 5th, 2004, 05:53 AM
What Pokemon does many business deals?
Deoxys! (Deal is pronounced like Deo. Get it?!)
The Vince Knight
March 5th, 2004, 06:04 AM
What pkmn is a watery ogre?
Ky-ogre! (Get it?)
Pokemaster10000
March 5th, 2004, 04:38 PM
What pokemon is rich?
A Gold-uck. :P
Cassie-chan
March 16th, 2004, 09:04 PM
What pokemon is a real "hoot"
Hoothoot
Ha ha ha ha... ha?
The Pokemaster
March 19th, 2004, 12:34 PM
trainer: which legendary is the best psychic
other trainer: i dont know..
Trainer: mewtwo huh? (you too huh?)