Pokémonic jokes!

[Jirachi]

This thread is unobviously a joke thread, and i will start it:

What Pokemon is low fat?
Butterfree.

Now it's your turn!

[tmbjr]

I changed the name of the thread so that it better reflects the subject matter of the topic...

[DragonTrainer]

Let me have a crack at this......

Which pokemon is good at soccer?
Gol-em

Aha, I crack me up! :P

[peirateis]

What Pokemon does good as an exterminator?
Fly-gon
Jee heehee!

[DragonTrainer]

What pokemon is liked by guys?
Chik-orita

Another awesome joke by DT! :cheeky:

[peirateis]

what pokemon is 2 animals?
Cro-bat

[DragonTrainer]

Whgat pokemon is snotty?
Lugi-a

[Gengar]

What Poke'mon likes to sit in laps?

Lap-ras.

[DragonTrainer]

Whhat pokemon likes to kiss?

Smooch-um

[Phantom Angel]

Which pokemon loke to hop a pip?

Hop-pip(obviously)

[DragonTrainer]

What pokemon is weird?

Ludicolo(What a weird name)

[Jirachi]

This is an ugly joke I got from a site,

Pichu when to the toilet to go "pi".

[peirateis]

Jirachi!!! Why!?

What Pokemon likes sharp objects?
Spear-OW!

[Pokemaster10000]

What makes a perfect gift?

A Bal-toy! :laugh:


Which ******* moves a lot and is stubborn.

A Wiggly-tuff
Its gets wiggly and is tough. :D


Who ******* is the ruler of the seas.

A Wail-lord!


Which instrument cries a lot.

A Weepin-bell

[Q Man]

I'm sure that the admins would appreciate it if you didn't post in a row like that...
umm... now that I decided to reply, I guess I should crack a joke, even if it is a bit dumb...
umm...
meh...
What Pokémon would be a good choice to play a Star Wars character?
Wobbuffett (take a look at the last four letters, and start running through some SW characters ;) )

[K-3.1416]

I'm from Mexico and i must say that i don't understand some jokes :P, but some i do :laugh:.

There are jokes in spanish, but you won't understand them :\

[tmbjr]

*slaps Pokemaster10000*
bad pokemaster10000 bad bad bad
no double-posting!

there...I gues that fixes that...

*merges all four posts together*

[Sapphire Titan]

Who is the REAL ruler of the sea?

SEA-KING! (of course)

[IceKitten]

What should u do 4 Halloween?:\


Decapitate Cacturne and stick in a Lanturn:P

whoa I rhymed o_0

[The Vince Knight]

What dragon pkmn goes into the night?
Drago-nite!

[Pokemaster10000]

What's the most valuable pokemon?
A gold-een.

[Arore]

What Pokemon loves to start fights? War-tortle. Hoo-hah!

[Omega-Brendan]

Which Pokémon is most perverted?

(No offense to Pikachu fans)

Pikachu ( Peek-at-you)

[Porygon]

LOL! Um… all I can do is laugh at these, unfortunately.

[Scizor_Trainer]

what pokemon sneezes alot ........................................
pik(a chu)

[Pokemaster10000]

What other pokemon sneases a lot...
A Sneasel.

[Daniel-Son]

...Phew I'm finally back into the Games Forum
What did the pokemon say when he went to the poke center?
Help!My Bulb is sore! (Bula-saur)
Joke from Suto-Raito.com

[The Vince Knight]

What pkmn tries to say the number two???
Mew-two!!!

[Pokemaster10000]

Which can you make?
A Clay-dol.

[Chiyo]

What Pokemon does many business deals?

Deoxys! (Deal is pronounced like Deo. Get it?!)

[The Vince Knight]

What pkmn is a watery ogre?
Ky-ogre! (Get it?)

[Pokemaster10000]

What pokemon is rich?
A Gold-uck. :P

[Cassie-chan]

What pokemon is a real "hoot"

Hoothoot

Ha ha ha ha... ha?

[The Pokemaster]

trainer: which legendary is the best psychic
other trainer: i dont know..
Trainer: mewtwo huh? (you too huh?)