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~*!*~Tatsujin Gosuto~*!*~
July 7th, 2009, 03:47 PM
You just recently gave birth/or just saw your women give birth/adopted a baby, now heres the thing, you don't have any other choice, you have to name your new baby after any one of the Pokemon, what would it be?
I would name my child either, Staravia, Tangela, Giratina or Banette if they're females
and for males, I have no idea lol
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Lightning
July 7th, 2009, 04:11 PM
...haha that would be the greatest ultimatum for me ever. "Either we aren't having kids or I get to name our kid(s) after Pokémon."
Anyway... female:
→ Cherubi / Cherrim (shut up I'm serious; they'd be cute names!)
→ Cleffa
→ Eevee
→ Altaria
→ Banette
→ Chimecho
Male:
→ Lucario (at least you could shorten it to "Luke" or "Luca" XD)
→ Aron
→ Ariados
→ Armaldo
→ Luxio
...I guess that's it. :( Hope those names wouldn't get my kid beat up (too badly) at school.
Rokusasu
July 7th, 2009, 04:20 PM
I'd name 'em Magikarp. :D
lucario giavlés
July 7th, 2009, 04:21 PM
male:
lucario: luke
rilou: rocker the rilou/ rily
female:
i have no clue XD
Chérii
July 7th, 2009, 04:25 PM
Altaria and Lucario (Luke) are really the only ones to name amy baby for me. XD;
Ayselipera
July 7th, 2009, 04:49 PM
Female:
Altaria
Absol
Banette
Bayleef ( Bay could work or you could call her baylee for short. )
Persian
Blissey ( you could call her bliss )
Phione
Male:
Arceus... thats the only one I could think of that worked.
The Darkest Gale
July 7th, 2009, 04:52 PM
MALE
Aron
lucario
FEMALE
lapras
eevee
lileep
cherubi
cherrim
swablu
corsala
=D
Feign
July 7th, 2009, 04:58 PM
Hmmm
Male:
Mudkip Okay that's just cruel, especially if the Meme still existed.
Man... okay, I can't think of any legit names so here is just some light humour:
Mewtwo, because having a 'two' next to the name is pretty cool XD
Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle lol those names are pretty obvious as to what they would entail, that they sound if anything like a combination of two other words.
Pikachu, just cause...
Female:
Mespirit (oooo a serious one)
Uxie (another serious)
Pidgey (it sounds like it woudl be a girls name)
can't think of any more XD
BeachBoy
July 7th, 2009, 05:02 PM
Absol or Aron for a boy. (they just... sound like male names)
And Roselia for a girl. XD
Retribution
July 7th, 2009, 06:57 PM
Males
Aron (Aaron, nuff' said.)
Lairon (Larry, perhaps? XD)
Regirock (Reggie!!! :D)
Rayquaza (Ray :D)
Kyogre (Kye (sp?), perhaps? :S)
Females
Eevee! :D
Thats it, will probably update it later. :S
Bibliophibian
July 7th, 2009, 10:09 PM
Female:
Lunatone (I've always liked the name Luna)
Starmie
Glameow (You could shorten it to Glamie)
Eevee (I actually know a girl with that name, though spelled differently.)
Skitty
Jynx
Male:
Teddiursa
Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam (Perfect for triplets.)
Xatu (Yay underused letter!)
Umbreon
Shuppet
Riolu
Inferno1
July 7th, 2009, 10:20 PM
Eevee for a girl and i would nickname her eve and a guy i would have no idea
Neko64
July 7th, 2009, 10:25 PM
Oh wow... this would be very difficult to decide! xD
Hm... I guess for female I would pick something like Vulpix, Paras, or Ledian. Oh yeah, and Eevee; can't forget that!
For a guy I might choose Aron, Lairon, or maybe even Abra. x_x;;
CyanideEspeon
July 7th, 2009, 10:55 PM
Male:
Dialga
Female:
Palkia
(I always thought of Palkia as a female.)
psychopath002
July 7th, 2009, 10:58 PM
Boy: Growlithe
Girl: Vulpix
=D
PokeMangaObsessed
July 8th, 2009, 12:05 AM
For girls, probably,
Vulpix
Eevee
Gengar [it works...kind of :P]
Scyther
Illumise
Roselia
Gardevior
Raichu
Gallade [just sounds kind of like a girl name to me :/]
Shellos
Pachirisu
Espeon
Bellosom
For boys, maybe,
Scyther
Yanmega
Gulpin
Magcargo
Wooper
Totodile
Onix
Nidorino
Lornami
July 8th, 2009, 12:42 AM
I think Eevee would be really good, maybe Creselia too.
For guy's it's harder besides Aron.
Niprop
July 8th, 2009, 12:54 AM
I wouldn't care whether it was a male or female, I'd name em all Mr. Mime. Hehehehe, I'm a bad person...
Murj
July 8th, 2009, 12:55 AM
I don't care about the gender of the baby, we're naming it Growlithe and that's that.
Åzurε
July 8th, 2009, 01:52 AM
Natu and Luxio would be good guy names. I do actually know someone named Aron, but it's pronounced the same as Aaron.
I can quite nearly see Gardevoir being an actual name, and if you're including japanese translations, Kitsune (Ninetales) might just pass.
As an alternate...
Aruseusu!
AdvancedK47
July 8th, 2009, 02:57 AM
If my wife was ugly, I'd just name it Purugly no matter the gender.
But if she was pretty, I'd name it Jynx because my grandpa's ugliness gene is dominant and I came out good by a hair. So...lol genetics.
bgt
July 8th, 2009, 03:22 AM
I saw my women give birth. First, why would I watch that. Two, even if I did watch, you use it in the context like I'm running some harem or something. "Just saw your women give birth". Pretty sure the grammar is "You just saw your woman give birth"; and even that sounds like ownership. So I guess I do have a harem.
If Andy is having the baby, I'm naming it the following
Male ->
Growlithe
Female ->
Growlithe
Andy is the only one I'll allow to have the baby.
pong08
July 8th, 2009, 03:41 AM
WOW.... I never thought that a thread like this would show up. Ok, so if my wife was ugly and had a kid, I'd name IT (yes I actually said that) Bidoof.
Otherwise.....
females: Kirlia, Cresselia, Glaceon, Lumineon, Staravia, Lugia, Suicune
Males: Aron, Dialga, Nidorino, Aracnine, Scizor, Raikou, Tyrouge
Turke
July 8th, 2009, 04:22 AM
I would name him Lugia =)
TheAliveTrain
July 9th, 2009, 02:06 AM
Probopass
What if he/she goes to search the meaning of their name? Like Google Images - Probopass. BIG DEAL
Some other names that I liked, which I've seen here on the thread were without any doubt, the water Pokémon Magikarp and Mudkip :)
Metatron
July 9th, 2009, 02:12 AM
Crobat for a boy.
And...yeah, Crobat for a girl too. It could be either, really.
Black Ice
July 9th, 2009, 02:14 AM
Phione doesn't seem like a bad name for females. Fiona, anyone? Roselia sounds good too.
As for males...Lucario -> Luke I guess. Or Aron, since...that almost sounds like a real name =|
Darkly the flygon
July 9th, 2009, 02:20 PM
Male:
lucario
riolu
female:
Snorlax
Lyrics
July 9th, 2009, 02:43 PM
Male:
Lucario
Aron
Dustox
Crobat
Female:
Eevee
Cherrim
Cleffa
Chansey
GoldvsRed
July 10th, 2009, 12:15 AM
Okay, I'll try to make mine sound normal, so the kid doesn't get made fun of (sorry, that means he/she won't be called Lickilicky)
Female: Ambipom, Starly, Chikorita, Lapras, Gardevoir
Male: Sableye, Anorith, Rhydon, Drapion, Heracross
~MagmortaЯ~
July 10th, 2009, 12:48 AM
Luxio would sound cool lol XD
Mizan de la Plume Kuro
July 10th, 2009, 06:41 AM
If it was a girl I'd name her Espeon if it was a boy I'd name him Arceus.
Idiot!
July 10th, 2009, 10:04 AM
I'll know what to name the baby if the gender is unknown: Unown
Åzurε
July 10th, 2009, 04:45 PM
That would be a very interesting baby...
Derozio
July 11th, 2009, 07:49 AM
Maybe Scizor. If it eats too much then Snorlax or GarCHOMP. XD
If a girl then maybe Gardevoir.
Drew
July 11th, 2009, 08:18 AM
Eevee & Aron would be pretty normal-ish names.
I'd stick with Eevee for a girl, and Aron for a boy.. -knew a girl named 'Eevee' once. Seriously.-
Actually, Lucario might be a pretty awesome name for a boy.
I'd be out shopping..
"Lucario, stop hitting your sister! Pikachu leave his toys alone!!"
-gets stared at by the entire area-
Cid
July 11th, 2009, 08:32 AM
Wow, that'd suck for my kid if it does happen.
Anyway... I think these names would make sense, so...
Male:
Aron
Seaking
Onix
Lucario
Female:
Eevee
Goldeen
Phione
Roselia
Good luck on the baby if it ever happens.
dark_giratina
July 11th, 2009, 11:28 AM
If it was a female probably ninetales, and if it was a smelly baby boy, obviously stuntank:)
~*!*~Tatsujin Gosuto~*!*~
July 13th, 2009, 06:43 PM
Altaria is a beautiful name for a girl and Ludicolo for a dude
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Sweet Smoochum
July 13th, 2009, 07:11 PM
I'll feel bad for the poor girl who gets named Lickilicky.
Girls:
Bellossom (Similar to Blossom from Powerpuff Girls) (Can also be called Belle or Bella.)
Caterpie (Can be shortened to Cat.)
Sandshrew (aka Sandy for girl or Andrew for a guy)
Paras! (Like Paris Hilton!)
Poliwag (Can nickname her Polly.)
Abra (Abby)
Bellsprout (Belle or Bella)
Chikorita! (Some kids might call her "Senorita Chikorita.")
Tangela (Nickname: Angie or Angel)
Meganium (Aka Megan)
Mareep/Marill (Aka Mary)
Teddiursa (aka Ursola)
Magby (similar to Maggie)
Glalie (Rhymes with Haley)
Guys:
Geodude (Can be called either Geo or dude)
Mr. Mime
Typhlosion/Tyrogue (Aka Ty)
Either Gender:
Taillow (aka Taylor)
Sydian
July 13th, 2009, 08:26 PM
Girl: Eevee Altaria Moore
Boy: Rilolu Raikou Moore
Yes, I gave them their future last name.