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Barney.
July 14th, 2009, 12:03 PM
http://omegle.com/

This site connects you to a random person for 1 on 1 chat.

Purpose of this thread:

Post funny convos.


http://i28.tinypic.com/jijbs5.jpg


I'm sure that some of you can produce some classics.

Fox♠
July 14th, 2009, 12:21 PM
I swear to God if it was you I was now chatting to Purple I will cry a little.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/matt-crowe/snakkke.png

.inLOVE
July 14th, 2009, 12:32 PM
I freakin love Omegle. ♥

http://i29.tinypic.com/33emzix.jpg


Good fun.

.little monster
July 14th, 2009, 01:16 PM
xDDD Purple is da funnaye.



You: Bonjour

Stranger: joe

Stranger: nıce

You: Yes

You: asl?

Stranger: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!


Stranger: please

You: asl?

Stranger: don' ask

You: asl?

You: asl?

You: asl?

You: asl?

You: asl?

You: asl?

You: asl?

You: asl?

You: A

You: S

You: L

You: ?

Stranger: ohhh my godd

You: Oh your god

Stranger: 10

Stranger: f

Stranger: sudıa arabıa

You: Oh sweet

You: I don't believe you

You: Because you spelled it wrong :3

Stranger: ok

Stranger: im kidding

Stranger: 19

Stranger: f

Stranger: turkey

Stranger: u?

You: 16 m U.S.

You: D: Now I feel bad

Stranger: no

You: I did that to annoy you but you actually answered.

Stranger: sweet

You: I WANT TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN

You: IM BRUNO

You: WATZ UP

Stranger: im ceren

Stranger: nice

Godot17
July 14th, 2009, 01:18 PM
My... kinda... got...VERY...innappropriate...

This one is probably NSFW not much language though. I'll attach the HTML log.

Barney.
July 14th, 2009, 01:43 PM
Heh.

Nice convos there.

I had another one..No Screenie though, I forgot...It went something like this:

--

Stranger: Hey.

You: Hello.

Stranger: Do you have MMS?

You: Massive Mammorie Syndrome?

Stranger: Yes...Do you have it?

You: Why of course..But must know..that I also have GIMLS

Stranger: What is it? Is it hot?

You: Goatse is my life syndrome. This is hot yes?

They left.


XD

Gold warehouse
July 14th, 2009, 01:52 PM
Just a short one, I didn't feel like doing any dirty trolling today... xD

Stranger: Hai

You: A wild Abra appears!

Stranger: Bra? O_O

You: Wild Abra used teleport!

You have disconnected.

Sublime
July 14th, 2009, 01:58 PM
Trolling omegle brings familiar faces
THIS IS FULL OF WIN

Stranger: Cirno


Stranger: HELLO

You: Wanna know how I got these scars?

Stranger: <3333

You: My father was a drinker

Stranger: yes

Stranger: how

You: And a fiend

Stranger: look

Stranger: I'm a fairy

Stranger: I don't think I can help

You: Christos?

Stranger: Arian x Fi

Stranger: I like Adam

You: win

You: Do you like Went, too?

Stranger: yes

You: Adam said he wants your fairyness

You: You're a creeper

Stranger: Go away lime
You have disconnected

BeachBoy
July 14th, 2009, 02:18 PM
If you know Gummy, you'll lol. XD

You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: What's your favorite gummy bear?

Stranger: the black ones



ahahahahahahaha

Barney.
July 14th, 2009, 02:21 PM
Oh my..I actually had a fit of laughter at that one beachy.

vVintage
July 14th, 2009, 02:29 PM
hahahah i love this site

Stranger: asl
You: 69/tranny/inyourmouth

Hello, gentleman.
July 14th, 2009, 02:37 PM
You: Hello, I have children in my basement.

Stranger: Why?

You: I like them.

Stranger: Oh..

You: Are you a boy or a girl?

Stranger: I'm gay for you.

You: Were you in my basement?!

Stranger: **** off *****.

You: <3



Well, I'll be. :3

BeachBoy
July 14th, 2009, 03:09 PM
You: oranges or limes?

Stranger: what?

You: is it too hard of a question?

Stranger: sorry,

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



poor guy doesn't know :(

Gary, the Magic Fairy
July 14th, 2009, 03:22 PM
This was my favorite.


You: BANANA
Stranger: and peanut butter sandwiches
Stranger: fried in butter
You: wow
You: marry me
Stranger: my sister and i used to make it a lot when we were younger
Stranger: fatter
Stranger: i miss those days
You: I used to be a fat little sister
You: then I started puking alot

*after some boring stuff*

You: I'm sorry, I get very excited by bananas
Stranger: :P
You: it's just.. the shape of them..
Stranger: i can tell
You: so... mouth-watering
Stranger: haha
You: I just want to shove them in my mouth as far as they'll go
You: I can eat 80% of a banana in one bite
Stranger: i haven't had one in like the past 8 months
Stranger: :[
You: I used to have a fear of bananas
You: when I was bitten by a giant spider in a crate of bananas at the grocery store where my uncle worked
Stranger: i've heard of those things
You: some say I almost died
You: but.. I think that's when I actually started living
Stranger: i used to work in a grocery store and would hear about them
You: because, you see... it gave me... powers.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Had this conversation about a month ago XD

Mariah Carey
July 14th, 2009, 03:32 PM
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are ya
You: I lost the lottery! What am I supposed to do now, get a job?

BeachBoy
July 14th, 2009, 03:50 PM
Hey guys, just to be clear, we can make this thread funny, or far too inappropriate. There's a difference. I know some have used age limits and all that jazz, but still, let's try to keep it relatively clean and not so... well, out there.

Rukario
July 14th, 2009, 04:30 PM
agreed..

but the banana one just rules.

MechaTrickster
July 14th, 2009, 04:40 PM
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll245/MehcaTrickster/untitled-3.jpg

Sublime
July 14th, 2009, 07:38 PM
Oh my God, this was win.


Stranger: Hey Nick

Stranger: Ready for your first case?

You: Damn skippy I'm ready

Stranger: Look, I know you are a little nervous, but I am going to be right there helping you along.

Stranger: Can you tell me who the defendant is in this case?

You: You know you die in case two?

Stranger: I...

Stranger: What

Stranger: WHAT

Stranger: NO

You: Yea

Stranger: NO

You: But don't worry

Stranger: THIS CANT BE

You: You can take over your sisters

Stranger: NO

Stranger: I CANT DIE

Stranger: I HAVE TOO MUCH TO LIVE FOR

Stranger: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You: Just go kill Redd White

Stranger: of BlueCorp?

You: Yes.

Stranger: IM ON IT

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I Laugh at your Misfortune!
July 14th, 2009, 09:17 PM
LOL, went on for the first time and met a troll :D

http://i534.photobucket.com/albums/ee348/alipeewee/omegle1.jpg

This guy gave up quickly...

http://i534.photobucket.com/albums/ee348/alipeewee/omegle2.jpg

There can be language problems...

http://i534.photobucket.com/albums/ee348/alipeewee/omegle3.jpg

bit.trip void
July 14th, 2009, 10:13 PM
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: hi

You: thats nice

You: really?

You: wow

Stranger: ya

You: cool

You: PC?

Stranger: crazy right?

You: rad

You: no

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I am so not crazy. :[.


Stranger: where you from?

You: you first

Stranger: no

Stranger: you

Stranger: lol

Stranger: brazil

Stranger: your turn

You: Australia

Stranger: cool

Stranger: which city>

You: Perth

Stranger: is it near the coast?

You: yeah

You: In fremeantle

You: *fremantle

Stranger: never heard

Stranger: are there many brazilians there?

You: iono.

You: I stay inside

You: im antisocial, you are my lifeline!

Stranger: oh

Stranger: why are u antisocial?

You: Because all the cool kids taunt me

You: and I eat gummybears

You: and I have this friend called will, my only one, and he's being at betch to me. ;;

You: SAVE ME!!!!

Stranger: I`m sorry... what can I do?

You: SAVE ME?

Stranger: HOW?

You: Use the polar bears to climb the tower of pizza

Stranger: Okay... Dunno how that`ll save you... but


XD. Will totally is. >:O.

Tinhead Bruce
July 14th, 2009, 10:21 PM
Hahah, this was my 3rd convo within 3 minutes of learning about Omegle:


Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: 你好 (中国人嘛 喂 (恩 (奇怪 (怎么文字一直被遮啊

Stranger: HELLO FRIEND

You: Hey ching chong man

Stranger: I am from China, very good,

Stranger: We are one in the same.

You: indeed. Mushu pork

Stranger: STARCRAFT, YES?

You: Buttsecks

Stranger: god damn it

Stranger: ****ing /b/

BananasGoMoo
July 14th, 2009, 10:24 PM
i have an idea guys, every time the other person says something, type egg.

we did this on 4chan a while ago, it was funny.

Barney.
July 15th, 2009, 07:42 AM
Oh beachy you dog...Ok I admit it was a bit too much..But it was my best yet..XD


Anyway:

You: You like my nose?
Stranger: yep
You: Wanna have sex with it?
Stranger: where?
You: Dodgy Dave's.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

--

Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Iraq.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

--

Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: ^_^
You: How's your mum?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Just some quick ones there.

EDIT:

Stranger: sup kangaroo
You: TROLL MUTHATRUCKAH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

.little monster
July 15th, 2009, 08:18 AM
You: America will slowly burn in a festering pile of ****!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: I agree

You: Woo

You: So where are you from?

Stranger: europe

Stranger: you?

You: America..xD

Stranger: lol

I was just saying that for reactions..didn't mean it.

Mitchman
July 15th, 2009, 08:35 AM
Perverts are online for me. I had 10 convos no one talked cause I'm male.

.inLOVE
July 15th, 2009, 11:43 AM
You: Hi. I'm Christos.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i'm Eric
Stranger: where are you from?
You: ARE YOU ERIK DESTLER
Stranger: no not at all
Stranger: sorry
You: what why ;[
You: well I still love you ♥
Stranger: i don't know haha just like that
Stranger: i love you too
Stranger: ha
You: ok
Stranger: you haven't told me where're from
You: planet mars
You: no actually I'm from PokeCommunity
Stranger: yes cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Captain Fabio
July 15th, 2009, 11:47 AM
Well, I have had a few LOL's on there.
But I can't post...

Barney.
July 15th, 2009, 01:07 PM
You: Gotta catch 'em all?
Stranger: cellin
You: Cellin is a drink right?
You: Vodka based?
Stranger: yep
You: Hot.
Stranger: whats your name
You: HEIL HITLER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

--

You: Hi
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: how are you
You: gd.
You: u?
Stranger: fine
You: What's your name?
Stranger: esra
Stranger: yours
You: Adolf Mugabe Fritzl
Stranger: from?
You: I come from an Austrian based background, with some family from Germany, with a sprinkle of Zimbabwe.
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Superjub
July 15th, 2009, 01:31 PM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: I like it when strangers ask me the question "M or F"
You: I like it when people get hit by cars :D
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: me too, it keeps me in a job
You: No |:<
You: You're cruel :O
You: The poor people :O
Stranger: they had it coming to them
Stranger: if their numbers up, their numbers up
You: I bet you PUSHED them!
Stranger: a tiny bit
You: Do u liek apple pie? :S
Stranger: YEAH :D do u?
You: I like lickig cats :3
You: licking*
Stranger: buttered toast + cat
Stranger: = paradox
Stranger: :D
You: Paradox's are fun, just like licking cats and baby guinea pigs
Stranger: do you like any other household pets?
You: Whats your name?
Stranger: CAIRON
You: My name's Lady GaGa, and your name SUCKS!
You have disconnected.

This is SOOOO fun (I had another one, but it was kinda' freaky...:\)

Barney.
July 15th, 2009, 01:34 PM
Heh.

Yeah, you get wierd ones.

I had one that I can't post..But basically this guy just gave me a lecture on goatse...Then I just replied to this lecture with; Yeah..Goatse's hawt.

Superjub
July 15th, 2009, 01:54 PM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Mud...
Stranger: ?
You: Gawd, you're meant to say Kip. You suck at this game!
You: You just lost >_>
Stranger: okay, fine!
You: XD
You: So, where do you live?
Stranger: in finland
Stranger: you?
You: I'm a Space Bunny from Mars :3
Stranger: haha :D yea right
You: You...dont believe me? ;_:
Stranger: of course not,u turd
You: :O
You: Yu'revery rude! |:<
You: You're*
Stranger: sorry ):
You: No, you've upset me. ;_;
Stranger: well im sorry about that!
You: Do you want to know where I really live?...
Stranger: yea, i do want to know(:
You: No, you PEDO! |:<
Stranger: im not!! i thought you are, or someone here
Stranger: so im a bit scared
You: I WANT TO KEEP MY VIRGINITY! ;_;
You: STAY AWAY, I HAVE AN AXE! |:O
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Poor guy/girl, he/she never knew what they weredealing with. XD
____________________________________________________________________
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: meow
You: Woof woof bah! :O
You: I keep cats in m basement.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That... was short? O_o

Barney.
July 15th, 2009, 02:01 PM
I lol'd at "I HAVE AN AXE!"

Any way.

--

You: Are those new slacks?
You: Are those new slacks?
Stranger: sureee aree
You: Where'd you get them?
Stranger: walmart
You: Aw..that's nice.
Stranger: aw..your nice
You: Y'know what would be nicer?
Stranger: what!
You: Starring in a porno for OAPs.
Stranger: oh! like you?
You: Yes.
You: I'm sure that me and margeret would be very happy...And It may just turn things up in the bedroom.
You: I want Roleplay..She want's Doggy...Maybe a good porno would help us decide.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Superjub
July 15th, 2009, 02:17 PM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: Hiya :D
Stranger: where u from?
You: A place
You: U?
Stranger: lool
You: How are you?
Stranger: I'm tired..
Stranger: it's 1.12am here
Stranger: u?
You: That's a shame, so, you cant make it on time for you're naked photo shoot
You: Karl would be so sad to not see you there :(
Stranger: o____o??
You: You're...naked photo shoot..remember?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Confusing people is fun. <3
________________________________________________________________________
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: start cyber?
You: Sponsored by Powergen
Stranger: ?
You: Use the FORCE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

XD
_________________________________________________________________________
I have another one, but it's kinda....inappropiate... :\

Zet
July 15th, 2009, 03:14 PM
Hey people, just adding to BeachBoy's note, don't go advertising the PokeCommunity in there. We wouldn't want another DDoS attack to happen or anything

.Seth
July 15th, 2009, 06:24 PM
This is nothing pervy or sexual. It's about an old knock-knock joke.
Beachy, I think you'll like this.

_______________________________
Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hey

You: ...

You: ohai

Stranger: where are you from?

You: Bananna

You: Bananna

You: Bananna

You: ORANGE

You have disconnected.

Tinhead Bruce
July 15th, 2009, 07:11 PM
Let me preface this by saying that the earlier part of our convo is much to offensive to discuss, but he told me that his asl was "23 m Zimbabwe". And...... go!:

Stranger: 8=========D

Stranger: Suck it

You: no

Stranger: I know u want to (homosexual)

You: (homosexual), nice word. I'm guessing you're at the top of your class, right?

Stranger: Yeah i run this ****

Stranger: We dont even have schools here lmao

You: Why do moronic buffoons like you still exist? So intolerant

Stranger: This is the real ****in world

You: The real world does have schools

Stranger: U aasholea in uaa are the inrolerant ones

Stranger: Usa

Stranger: Douchbags

You: Comon, are you kidding me? You have a computer, you've obviously not living in desperation

You: And don't tell me you learned English on your own. I know you had schooling.

Stranger: I am in a home for people get free healhcare

You: That's not the real world

Stranger: We each get half hour of cp time

You: You need to grow up and learn how to be a productive member of society.

Stranger: I produced u *******

Stranger: Wait

You: You actually didn't. Sorry

Stranger: Thats nothing spwcial

Stranger: And think that if u want ;)

You: What isn't anything special? Obviously you didn't learn how to construct proper sentences.

Stranger: Making you u clueless american (sperm) dumpater

Stranger: (sperm) dumpster

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Renyui!
July 16th, 2009, 02:19 AM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: 14/m/new zealand
You: YAY
You: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: ??
Stranger: y?
Stranger: wat ur asl =]
You: YOU ANSWERED ASL
You: I FRICKING LOVE YOU
You: OMG
Stranger: :)
Stranger: <3
You: THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE
You: OMG YES
You: YAYAY
You: YAY
Stranger: wat is urs?
Stranger: :)
You: 41/m/close to you
You: *drools*
Stranger: where u liv
You: at your door
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


*Note: That is not my actual ASL*

Superjub
July 16th, 2009, 11:51 AM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello
Stranger: buy me a planet.
You: Buy me 5 [insert word here]
You: I hear they sell them at McDonalds ;)
Stranger: ill buy you five [chicken] strippers
Stranger: i work there l:
You: No, 5 [insert word here]. Cant you read? :|
Stranger: no your getting five [chicken] strippers, dont you understand?
You: You must enjoy making people obese |:<
Stranger: nah i get to watch the action go down, im head manager O.o
You: Go to hell!
You have disconnected.

XD Also, took out the 'offensive' words. :\

Jack bauer
July 16th, 2009, 05:19 PM
LOL, I don't know if my fello fans will agree, but this is pure win:
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: come with me if you want to live!

Stranger: Noooooo

Stranger: He'll kills us all!


You: are you john conner?

Stranger: I am Sarah Connor.

You: then come with me if you want to live

Stranger: Fine.

Stranger: Let's head over to Cyberdyne and destroy it.

You: negative, we must go to mexico, there we will escape the primary blast zones of the nuclear war!

Stranger: Okay.

You: were is your son, john conner?

Stranger: He died.

You: you idiot! you wiped out your own race! _mission failed, self destruct in:

You: 5

You: 4

You: 3

You: 2

You: 1

You have disconnected.

lol!

Cherrim
July 17th, 2009, 05:27 AM
I swear to God if it was you I was now chatting to Purple I will cry a little.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/matt-crowe/snakkke.png
lmao. :( I read through an entire thread on /v/ the other night where people were just RPing MGS to everyone they found. When a Colonel and a Snake actually found each other the logs were just hilarious.

bit.trip void
July 17th, 2009, 02:53 PM
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: are u girl

Stranger: ?


You: I could be.

Stranger: what

You: I'm both

Stranger: are u hot

You: What you say is what you are

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

XDD. This was funny.

The Scientist
July 17th, 2009, 09:15 PM
You: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Link
July 19th, 2009, 02:31 PM
This is a kind of long one. It was nuts LMAO

Stranger: THE TITANIC IS SPLITTING

You: OH NOES!

Stranger: OH GOD WHAT DO WE DO

You: QUICK! VALIDATE MY PARKING TICKET!


Stranger: OK OK I WILL

Stranger: VALIDATED

You: OKAY NOW GRAB THAT AVATAR

Stranger: OK GRABBED I

Stranger: T

You: OK OK NOW THE EXTENSION CORD

Stranger: ALRIGHT GOT IT

You: NOW WHAT WILL WE DO WITH THEM?

Stranger: I HAVE NO CLUE

Stranger: TO THE LIFEBOATS

You: GRAB THE POKEMAHNS!

Stranger: **** THE POKEMAHNS

You: BUT THATS JUST WRONG!?

Stranger: I DON'T GIVE A ****

You: OKAY OKAY


You: Have IT YOUR WAY

Stranger: BURGER KING?

You: I WAS JUST THINKING THAT

Stranger: GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE

You: NOW I'M KINDA HUNGRY

Stranger: GO GET SOME FOOD THEN FATTY

You: I REALLY DO NEED TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT.

Stranger: DON'T WE ALL

You: THIS SUIT IS BLACK NOT

Stranger: DEAD BABY

You: DO YOU LIKE PROGRESSIVE TERRORISM?

Stranger: IT DEPENDS ON WHAT KIND

You: WELL DON'T HAVE SEX. RYAN SAYS YOU WILL GET PREGNANT AND DIE!

Stranger: ROYON RAWSS?

You: I WISH. RYAN SEXPOT

Stranger: OH. DAMNIT.

You: WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION? THE SHIP IS SIIIINNNKKIIINNNGGG?

Stranger: OH **** I FORGOT

Stranger: I'LL NEVER LET GO JACK

You: QUICK WHERE'S LEONARDO WITH THAT FLOATING DOOR?

You: KATE I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER

Stranger: SIR. SIR. JUST CALM DOWN I AM A PROFESSIONAL.

You: dude.. now i'm kinda bored Lmao

Stranger: yeah just a little.

You: started out good but it just went downhill

Stranger: sad.

You: :(

Stranger: D:

You: Bah.. Sexytime?

Stranger: ALL THE TIME.

You: thats innapropriate behaviour

You: take your hand away from there

Stranger: okay okay, i will. god.

Spinosaurus
July 19th, 2009, 02:48 PM
I dont really think this is funny...


You: BANNANAS!

Stranger: GRAVITY BONG!

You: With peanut butter jelly!

Stranger: gravity bong with pbj

Stranger: interesting combo

You: *Dances*

You: Bannanas are hawt!

Stranger: Weed is hawter

Stranger: :)

Stranger: especially when you gettin near the finish of the joint

Stranger: then its rlly hawt

Stranger: xD

EDIT:

Stranger: asl

Stranger: asl

Stranger: als

You: asl

You: asl

Stranger: asl

You: als

Stranger: asll

Stranger: asllaslal

You: asl

Stranger: las

Stranger: l

Stranger: al

You: asl

Stranger: asl

Stranger: asl

Stranger: sl

Stranger: asl

Stranger: sallas

You: A

Stranger: lasl

Stranger: asl

Stranger: asl

Stranger: as

You: S

Stranger: ¨lsal

Stranger: sa

You: L

Stranger: lasl

Stranger: las

Stranger: la

Stranger: sl

Stranger: as

You: ASL

Stranger: lsa

Stranger: las

Stranger: lasl

Stranger: sal

Stranger: sal

Stranger: sa

Stranger: lsa

Stranger: s

You: ASL

Stranger: all

Stranger: as

Stranger: lsal

Stranger: asl

You: ASL

Stranger: asl

Stranger: asl

Stranger: salsal

Stranger: sl

You: ASL

Stranger: a

Stranger: asl

You: ALS

Stranger: lsa

Stranger: lsalsal

Stranger: sa

Stranger: lls

Stranger: a

Stranger: lsa

Stranger: s

Stranger: lsl

Stranger: las

Stranger: l

Stranger: sal

Stranger: asl

Stranger: sal

Stranger: sal

Stranger: asl

Stranger: las

Stranger: l

Stranger: asl

Stranger: sal

Stranger: as

Stranger: lasl

Stranger: as

Stranger: las

Stranger: lsa

Stranger: aslsal

Stranger: las

Stranger: sla

Stranger: sa

Stranger: s

You: WIL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!

Stranger: sal

Stranger: sal

Stranger: lsal

Stranger: aslasl

Stranger: asl

Stranger: asl

You: asl....

ASL ATTACK!


EDIT #2:

Stranger: Ohai Gozaimas

You: A wild stranger appeared

You: Starnger use wut? attack!

You: critical hit!

Stranger: Doitashema♥♥♥♥e

You: Stranger used "SPEAK ENGLISH DOPE!" attack

You: but it missed!

Stranger: Eiigo no wakirmasen

You: Stranger used "Look at my sexy pants" attack

You: Critical hit!

You: You's stats fell

Stranger: strange wo skoshii chinpos ne!

You: Stranger used "IMA FAIRENG MAH LAZERZ!"

You: Critical hit!

You: You fainted

EDIT #3:
Stranger: heya

You: Kicking dogs is fun

Stranger: i know

Stranger: i once did 10 meters

You: I love seeing people getting squshed by a car

Stranger: :D

You: They look like pancakes

Stranger: we have much in common

You: :D

You: Where do you ;ive?

You: live*

Stranger: holland, u?

Stranger: america i guess

You: No

Stranger: o_O

You: I live in the sun

You: Im hot :D

Stranger: IN

Stranger: the roof is on fire

You: WHERE?!

Stranger: T_T

Stranger: usa'er

Stranger: age?

You: Whats your name?

Stranger: laurens, im male

Stranger: urs?

You: My name hella shoboto

Stranger: of course

Stranger: why not

You: Caues I suck :<

Stranger: ye you do indeed

You: How about u?

Stranger: hmm...

Stranger: i think i own

You: Yeah, you own a monkey! :D

Stranger: lol

You: NOW GIMME ZE MONKEY!

Stranger: ******slap you in the face*

You: Thats rude..

Stranger: its MINE

Stranger: my precious

You: *Calls 911*

Stranger: 112 its here :P

You: OH NOES O:

Stranger: your nose hurt?

Stranger: :O

You: Yeah

Stranger: im calling 112

You: My noze is blue now

Stranger: o_O

You: :<

You: Its also tall

You: Its ontop of my eyes

You: How old are u?

Stranger: 15, wbu?

You: 100000000000000000000000000000000

Stranger: of course

You: Yeah

Stranger: ye

You: Cause I live in the sun :D

Stranger: thats no good reason

You: Its not hawt

You: Just makes your pantz on fire

Stranger: and the roof

You: and turned it un-sexy

You: The roof?

Stranger: is on fire

You: Oh.......

Stranger: :O

You: IMAH FIEREN MAH BANNANAZ!

Stranger: okeyyy

You: Give it to you monkey

Stranger: i'll do

You: Is your monkey's butt hawt?

Stranger: its not

You: Too bad

Stranger: he's not inside the sun

You: Is it sexy then?

You: isit pink?

Stranger: its really hot...uh sexy i mean :P

Stranger: nop purple woth green

Stranger: like your nose

You: purple + sexy= me!

Stranger: :D

Stranger: *hug you*

You: *hug you back*

Stranger: :D

You: :D

You: :>

Stranger: i had glue on me :P

You: Yay

You: :>

Stranger: now you'll be mine forever

Stranger: :D

You: :>

Stranger: in the sun :)

You: 1 thing

You: IMA GUY!

Stranger: o_O

Stranger: TT_TT[/SPOILER]

[SPOILER]

Barney.
July 20th, 2009, 05:06 AM
Only one I've had recently worth posting surprisingly.

You: MY STRAWBERRY SUNDAE!
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: Hii
You: WHAT ARE YOU DOING EATING STUFF THAT I ORDERED WITH WHATS LEFT OF MY MONEY!?
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: you'r funny
Stranger: hehe
You: You're sexy.
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: tnx
You: np bimbo.
Stranger: can i ask you'r asl pleas?
Stranger: if yu want
Stranger: hehe
You: ok.
You: 23/m/Devil May Cry HQ
Stranger: ow hehe
Stranger: 15 f Holland
You: Are you a daemon?
Stranger: hehe no
Stranger: do yu wanna see a pic of me?
You: No thanks, You're from holland..You're probably a prostitute.
Stranger: hehe no
You: Sure?
Stranger: Yeah
You: Ever considered it?
Stranger: No
You: Really?, You sound like you'd get alot of business.
Stranger: heheh
Stranger: no im not a prostitute and i will never be it
You: Well, keep it in mind.
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: oke
Stranger: so do u now wanna see a pic hehe
You: After I send you a picture of course.
Stranger: hehe yeah
You: Dante first.
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They left before the picture >.>
Was just going to be a pic of Dante though. XD.

If no one got the referance I was hinting at being Dante from Devil May Cry.

I Laugh at your Misfortune!
July 21st, 2009, 03:20 PM
Perverts are online for me. I had 10 convos no one talked cause I'm male.

which is why you should pretend to be female 8D that's what I do sometimes.



Stranger: hu


Stranger: nnikh]


Stranger: hrth


You: googly boogly?


Stranger: nnekds


You: wakka makka


You: walla malla ding dong


Stranger: haha


You: boop bop bip


Stranger: are you a girl or guy?


You: guy


You: *waits for disconnect*


Stranger: oh im a girl.


You: :O


You: ITS A FEMALE ON THE INTERNETS


You: somewhere, something has gone terribly wrong in the universe


Stranger: whats your name?


You: Alastair. yours?


Stranger: how old are you?


You: ....you're a pedo, aren't you?


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it would have been easier if they'd just said yes :P



You: heya


Stranger: heyyyyy


You: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


You: ...how you doin'?


Stranger: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


Stranger: remember me


You: ....no


You: should i?


Stranger: ya definately last week


Stranger: remember?


You: no.


You: how could you possibly hope to identify me from about ten lines of conversation?


Stranger: i know who u r


You: ...really?


You: who am I then?


Stranger: oprah obviously


Stranger: my hero


You: XD


Stranger: u r oprah right?


You: you, sir, are either extremely funny or mentally damaged and extremely funny


Stranger: oy no one told me i was mentaly damaged besides u of course and because ur oprah it must be true


You: ...I'm not oprah


You: oprah died two days ago


You: she was hit by a blimp


Stranger: hmmm.......dont believe that u r oprah and ur talking to me right now


Stranger: u r a blimp


You: ...because blimps are well known for their internet surfing habit, right?


Stranger: ya i was just talking to one before i taled to u


Stranger: talked


You: no, that was a pimp, not a blimp.


You: they're similar, but its more fun to ride a pimp


You: though it does give you more diseases


Stranger: no it was blimp


You: *facepalm*


Stranger: right to ur face


You: do you even understand the concept of facepalm?


Stranger: backhand smack to ur FACE


You: When I do it, it means that you have done something so incredibly stupid that I am hitting myself in the head until I kill enough brain cells to destroy the memory.


Stranger: emo much........like mark


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^ was just WEIRD. Who's mark?

.little monster
July 21st, 2009, 04:53 PM
I don't know, I thought it was funny.


Stranger: 21/m/Greece

You: 21/f/Greece!

Stranger: lie :S

Stranger: :D

You: No :3

Stranger: yes :4

Stranger: :D

You: No :3

Stranger: prove me :D

You: How?

Stranger: hmm.. i can see you for example

Stranger: :P

You: γειά σας!

Stranger: if you wanna add me baby

Stranger: [email protected]

You: LOL YOU BELEIVED ME

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Superjub
July 21st, 2009, 05:57 PM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Do u liek mudkipz?
Stranger: whhhhatatatatattatattatata?
You: Mudkipz...>_>
You: There a type of cereal!
You: Kinda like Cornflakes
Stranger: uhm never heard of it?!
You: Location?
Stranger: usa
You: Ah, they're popular in the UK
You: They taste nice :D
Stranger: oh never been there....wouldnt know.

I'm so evil xD

BakingBluePotatoe
July 29th, 2009, 04:10 AM
...Awkward...

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: Konichiwa!
Stranger: where konichiwa?
Stranger: how is it konichiwa
You: NOMNOMNOM.
You: I said "Hi"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Baka.

EDIT: Okay. Finally managed NOT to have someone run off on me! x3
WARNING! IT'S LONG!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: CHIIIIIIZZZZUUUU~!
Stranger: lol am not chizu
You: YUSH YOU ARE
Stranger: well now i am XD
Stranger: and you are yuki XD
You: Hai. Wazzup dere, Chizu-san? XD
Stranger: hum am fine, hearing music
Stranger: and youuu ? Yuukii ??
You: Music, eh? Sugoi!
You: I are hyper now. XD
Stranger: huh >_>
Stranger: hyper ? XD
Stranger: i are ?
Stranger: i an*
Stranger: am*
You: Once you go hyper you can't go back. XD
Stranger: once you go to toilets you cant go out in 2 sec XD
You: .......... ooookkkaaaayyy....
Stranger: not in hyper now ? XD
You: In other news...
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZAGBL6UBA
Stranger: http://digimentalup.free.fr/caramell/caramell.html
Stranger: hyper works with that music =D
You: Caramelldansen! x3
You: What language is that anyway?
You: cuz, it's definatly not english...
You: and I don't think it's Japanese...
Stranger: hum
Stranger: wait i forgot it xD
Stranger: it is suedisg
Stranger: suedish
You: Swedish?
Stranger: Swedish
Stranger: srry XD
You: it's okay.
You: ... so. Who's dancing this time?
You: .... I just realised something
You: The PBJT Dance goes well with the CarmellDanse
Stranger: xd
Stranger: hw can you compare the poor banana with the beautiful song of caramel dansen
You: they look kinda similar, in my opnion.
You: Though, I'll go search for a translation. XD
Stranger: there is one
Stranger: in english xD
Stranger: even in youtube
Stranger: with lyrics
Stranger: it is like stand up clap your hands and dance with us
Stranger: like that
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b10l5wI5IAA&feature=related
You: kawaii x3
You: I just got up and did the carmelldanse IRL x3
Stranger: >_>
Stranger: http://www.hongfire.com/cg/showphoto.php/photo/68692/cat/25
Stranger: full version
Stranger: xD
You: Who are those characters?
You: they're kawaii. x3
Stranger: idc XD
Stranger: i've seen pokemon caramel dansen XD
Stranger: http://www.wat.tv/video/caramell-dansen-maemuki-rocketto-mjod_giuf_.html
You: Awesome! x3
You: I never thought of that one. x3
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PYjljM4H48
You: Charmander, Squirtle and Chikorita. x3
You: I found the english version.
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVl0pGxT-cc&feature=related
You: ......... now I wanna make a vid of me doing that dance and post it on YT. x3
Stranger: >_>
Stranger: why not
Stranger: lol
You: *watching it*
You: I can't belive I just did that. x3
You: .......... uploading. XD
Stranger: lol
Stranger: dancing and song perfectly matching ?
Stranger: gonna take a shower =P
You: kk
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpZmU7afZPE
You: there it is, at last. x3
You: ...... perhaps I should've practiced first. XD
Stranger: back
You: yay
You: say
You: you have MSN, right?
You: or YIM?
You: cuz, I'm on my dad's machine, and he's up now and he wants it...
You: *********
You: ............. Chizu-san?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: xD
You: ...well?
You: I have to get off ASAP.
You: do you have MSN or YIM?
Stranger: msn
You: kl
You: what's your MSN?
Stranger: connect yourself
Stranger: and say hi
Stranger: xD
You: ?
You: what's your msn?
Stranger: *************
You: kk
You: ... hold On, I'll have to get on my laptop for this one....
You: ... or... wait.......
You: send me a add request
Stranger: i must already have done it
You: ah
You: got it
You: accepted
You: ... you are?
You: what's the name there?
You: I sees ya there...
You: I'm gonna go to my laptop now.
You: so cya in just a minute I guess.
You have disconnected.

SUCCESS! x3

Giraffes? Giraffes!
August 1st, 2009, 04:40 PM
I donno, i thought it was funny :P

Stranger: hi
You: sup
You: im a sk***
You: and you?
Stranger: ı m turkey
You: really? so...how about that xmas dinner huh?
You: bet you s*** yourself lol
Stranger: are you mother f***

Graceful
August 2nd, 2009, 10:49 AM
Here's my....very weird experience...


Stranger: hi :)

You: hi

Stranger: asl ?

You: .........er...

Stranger: muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:muumipeikko on ihku, ootko suomalaine? :D:D:

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Barney.
August 2nd, 2009, 11:26 AM
You: FFFFFFAAAAAAALLLLLLLLCCCAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNN
You: Luuuuuuuuunch!
You: Want a turkey sandwich?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.