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machinegun777
August 5th, 2009, 05:06 AM
Rep. Steve Buyer Warns Of The Dangers Of Smoking Lettuce
[Via Media Monitor Jon] Speaking of that landmark cigarette law, wending its way to the President's desk: Not everyone is in favor of it. Some, in fact are downright against it! Take Steve Buyer, from Indiana's 4th District, who wants America to know what the Rules Committee -- history's greatest devils -- wouldn't tell you: If you dry and smoke lettuce, you will end up with "similar problems than if you smoke tobacco." As Buyer says, "it's not the nicotine that kills, it's the smoke that kills!" Specifically the "inhalation of the smoke" that causes a "pandamic" of the cancers!

This will be food for thought when it comes time to start regulating the multi-million dollar lettuce smoking industry, and their army of K Street lobbyists! (HA JUST KIDDING, you know if there was a Lettuce Smoking industry, they'd have already bought this twit lock, stock, and iceberg smoking barrel.)

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Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/12/rep-steve-buyer-warns-of_n_215058.html


So first they smoke tobacco, next smarties, now lettuce? :shocked:
Kids these days...

.Fenris
August 5th, 2009, 06:50 AM
What the...?

Who even knew about this before he starting talking about it?


Strrrrrranggeeeeeeee, verrrrrryyyyy straaaaannnggggeeeeeeee, indeed!

Stronkadonk
August 5th, 2009, 07:56 AM
Of course people are going to be dumb enough to smoke lettuce. Hell, I'm sure that lettuce isn't the only insane thing that they smoke.

Ace~Sasaki
August 5th, 2009, 08:01 AM
Unfortunate Mother: Honey, please eat you're salad.
Son: No thanks Mom, I'd rather just smoke it.

Zeroess
August 5th, 2009, 08:09 AM
WHAT THE HELL?
Lettuce?! I'm sure only Lady Gaga would do that.
I luv lady gagas songs :3

A Real True Winner Is Me
August 5th, 2009, 08:15 AM
Wtf.

Do you even get high on lettuce?

Giraffles <3
August 5th, 2009, 08:32 AM
I love to eat lettuce, but not smoke it :3.

.little monster
August 5th, 2009, 08:46 AM
..Uh..

That's always nice to know. Kids..o_o

I Laugh at your Misfortune!
August 5th, 2009, 08:54 AM
Of course people are going to be dumb enough to smoke lettuce. Hell, I'm sure that lettuce isn't the only insane thing that they smoke.

People get high off cane toad poison. Lettuce is really a step down on the crazy ladder.

Mizan de la Plume Kuro
August 5th, 2009, 08:58 AM
Boy to Mom: LULZ, look Mom, I'm highz on da Lettusz.
Mom: First toads now lettuce. What next.
Dad: Heyz lookz, I'mz smokin on mah newzpaper!

Lol, what will those smokers think of next...

ReyRey-Pyon
August 5th, 2009, 09:20 AM
I remember i used to know some kids, who would smoke tree leaves and grasses and whatever else they could get tehir nasty hands on. because they couldn't get tobacco
It wouldn't surprise me if kids were trying to smoke cheddar cheese, much less lettuce
/what?

Camisado
August 5th, 2009, 09:31 AM
WHAT THE HELL?
Lettuce?! I'm sure only Lady Gaga would do that.
I luv lady gagas songs :3

What in the name of anything does she have to do with this? =|

I've known friends to smoke peanut shells when we were younger. Kids will smoke anything not nailed down if they think it's cool.

Benadryl
August 5th, 2009, 09:41 AM
Lettuce is obviously healthier to smoke (albeit still unhealthy). The smoke isn't what causes the damage rofl. It's what's in the cigarette smoke (carcinogens) that makes smoking and secondhand smoke so dangerous. Lettuce would have to contain proven carcinogens for his speech to have any significance. (which he did not cite)

Avey
August 5th, 2009, 09:48 AM
WHAT THE HELL?
Lettuce?! I'm sure only Lady Gaga would do that.
I luv lady gagas songs :3

What the hell is that even supposed to mean?

But yeah, some kids will do anything if it's the cool thing to do.

Gunn
August 5th, 2009, 11:57 AM
Virtually, you can smoke anything. I'm not surprised and I can't be the only one.

.Seth
August 5th, 2009, 01:30 PM
What's next, cheezburgers?
Geez, this is some crazy stuff.

God
August 5th, 2009, 01:40 PM
At least you're getting your 5+ a day.

Chloè
August 5th, 2009, 01:46 PM
Eh, it is a leafy green, some people will do anything to get thier "kicks" no matter how dumb it actually is.
I told my friends you could get a really nice "kick" out of smoking money, so the idiot actually smoked it. XD My 20 dollar bill that is... I was veeery angry... And I made him take me shopping. XD

IceSage
August 5th, 2009, 04:33 PM
I'm sure the many parents of the world who find their kids smoking their vegetables to be in disarray, when they realize how hard they were on their children in forcing them to EAT vegetables when they were younger.

*Mother curled up in a dark corner rolling back and forth against the wall*

"I... I should have let him eat his lettuce at his own pace! I shouldn't have been so hard on him!"

Drew
August 5th, 2009, 04:55 PM
I.. I don't even know what to say to this.

There's not even a purpose for smoking lettuce, since you'd get nothing out of it but smoke inhalation.
Has no pros what-so-ever.

Stupid. >_>

Xairmo
August 5th, 2009, 06:55 PM
Hey, if it's green and can be set on fire, people will find a way to smoke it.
Reminds of the time I saw some guy snort a Pixie Stick.

♣Gawain♣
August 5th, 2009, 07:15 PM
WTF? Lettuce? I'd rather eat hawthorns!

Only silly hoodlums would do that lol.

Trap-Eds
August 5th, 2009, 08:29 PM
*snickers* Man, the sheer stupidity of some people never ceases to amuse me. Lettuce? Seriously?

Yuoaman
August 5th, 2009, 09:32 PM
There are no drugs in Lettuce... so you'd only be sucking in smoke... great idea kids...

IceSage
August 5th, 2009, 10:21 PM
I.. I don't even know what to say to this.

There's not even a purpose for smoking lettuce, since you'd get nothing out of it but smoke inhalation.
Has no pros what-so-ever.

Stupid. >_>

It's so you can be "cool" and with the "in crowd!"

...The crowd, that smokes, lettuce...

Niwa
August 5th, 2009, 10:30 PM
Wtf.

Do you even get high on lettuce?

Yes. Very high indeed, nothing get's you higher.

Wings Don't Cry
August 5th, 2009, 10:47 PM
I'd still say Butt Hash was a dumber idea but this is still pretty crazy I wouldn't be surprised if they're smoking every other vegetable.

Second Coming of Jebus
August 6th, 2009, 12:53 AM
Yes. Very high indeed, nothing get's you higher.

I dunno about that. I hear smoking rocks gets you pretty smashT

The Corrupt Plague
August 6th, 2009, 03:18 AM
http://www.thegeekshowpodcast.com/home/mastashake/thegeekshowpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/wtf-cat.jpg Because pictures speak louder than words.

Xairmo
August 6th, 2009, 12:03 PM
http://www.thegeekshowpodcast.com/home/mastashake/thegeekshowpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/wtf-cat.jpg Because pictures speak louder than words.

Actually, pictures are worth a thousand words. Actions speak louder than words. Unless it's a picture of Chuck Norris, then it just wins.

I just wonder, who looks at a piece of lettuce and is like "I bet I could smoke you." I guess it goes without saying that whoever first smoke lettuce was high when they conceived the idea.

~*!*~Tatsujin Gosuto~*!*~
August 9th, 2009, 06:45 PM
I lulz for a while. Next minute it will be broccoli, anything for kids to have their veggies right?


:t354:TG

Devil's Guitarist
August 10th, 2009, 03:56 PM
wow,society these days....what the hell is wrong with kids??

kingofjokers
August 10th, 2009, 06:13 PM
I have asthma i wouldn't smoke it but smarties I got to try that .

Chrono
August 10th, 2009, 06:15 PM
Lol this is crazy, People these days D:

flight
August 10th, 2009, 06:18 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is exactly how you can turn something healthy into something unhealthy.

Then again, isn't this usually the case with some crazy teens? :(