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.little monster
August 24th, 2009, 03:55 AM
Remake of the closed one. Reviving threads is bad.

Anyone have any jokes to share? Post away for our amusement~

Rokusasu
August 24th, 2009, 05:59 AM
This was apparently the funniest joke of the year in the UK:

Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?

o_o;

Inkpuddle
August 24th, 2009, 06:28 AM
I saw a whole room of people stumped by this one:

How do you get an elephant inside a telephone booth?
Take the "f" out of "way".

Lady Gaga
August 24th, 2009, 06:37 AM
I saw a whole room of people stumped by this one:

How do you get an elephant inside a telephone booth?
Take the "f" out of "way".

wha...what?

why did the chicken cross thr road?
To get to the other side =D

Vyro
August 24th, 2009, 06:47 AM
this is a horrible joke that was made up by my brother....

why do hearts love socks?

heart love sock.


terrible... just terrible...

Inkpuddle
August 24th, 2009, 06:49 AM
wha...what?
Think about your reaction, and what it sounds like.
That's the only hint I can give. xD
It's honestly pretty amusing once someone figures it out.

Gumball Watterson
August 24th, 2009, 01:52 PM
Love is like Russian roulette. It is random, you never know what will happen, and it can get you right in the heart.

Samme!
August 24th, 2009, 02:12 PM
What kind of cheese do I have?

Nacho Cheese!

hAr! HaR! hAr!

~*!*~Tatsujin Gosuto~*!*~
August 24th, 2009, 03:44 PM
What kind of cheese do I have?

Nacho Cheese!

hAr! HaR! hAr!

actually the joke (which I got from that kgb commercial)

What do you call cheese thats not yours?

Nacho Cheese!


:t354:TG

White Glint
August 24th, 2009, 05:55 PM
Here'e a vulgar one.

Why did Santa get slapped by 3 girls?

Because he said: Ho-Ho-Ho!


If you haven't heard it, there you go.