View Full Version : The Joke Thread v.2
.little monster
August 24th, 2009, 11:55 AM
Remake of the closed one. Reviving threads is bad.
Anyone have any jokes to share? Post away for our amusement~
Rokusasu
August 24th, 2009, 01:59 PM
This was apparently the funniest joke of the year in the UK:
Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?
o_o;
Inkpuddle
August 24th, 2009, 02:28 PM
I saw a whole room of people stumped by this one:
How do you get an elephant inside a telephone booth?
Take the "f" out of "way".
Lady Gaga
August 24th, 2009, 02:37 PM
I saw a whole room of people stumped by this one:
How do you get an elephant inside a telephone booth?
Take the "f" out of "way".
wha...what?
why did the chicken cross thr road?
To get to the other side =D
Darkly the flygon
August 24th, 2009, 02:47 PM
this is a horrible joke that was made up by my brother....
why do hearts love socks?
heart love sock.
terrible... just terrible...
Inkpuddle
August 24th, 2009, 02:49 PM
wha...what?
Think about your reaction, and what it sounds like.
That's the only hint I can give. xD
It's honestly pretty amusing once someone figures it out.
AdvancedK47
August 24th, 2009, 09:52 PM
Love is like Russian roulette. It is random, you never know what will happen, and it can get you right in the heart.
Samme!
August 24th, 2009, 10:12 PM
What kind of cheese do I have?
Nacho Cheese!
hAr! HaR! hAr!
~*!*~Tatsujin Gosuto~*!*~
August 24th, 2009, 11:44 PM
What kind of cheese do I have?
Nacho Cheese!
hAr! HaR! hAr!
actually the joke (which I got from that kgb commercial)
What do you call cheese thats not yours?
Nacho Cheese!
:t354:TG
Slash Beast ∞
August 25th, 2009, 01:55 AM
Here'e a vulgar one.
Why did Santa get slapped by 3 girls?
Because he said: Ho-Ho-Ho!
If you haven't heard it, there you go.