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Spectrum
October 9th, 2004, 10:32 PM
You've all heard the saying "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer" before, right?

Okay, it's like this...

1. Answer the question from the post above yours.
2. Ask a question yourself.

Also...

-You may ask anything you wish.
-Answers don't have to be related to the question.
-Answer only ONE question and ask only ONE question.
-You MUST post a question AND answer.

Example...

Kyogre-chan
Why is the sky blue?
Someguy
Because it says so.
Why do cats say "Meow?"
Kyogre-chan
Because dogs bought the copyright to "woof".
Who stole my potato?

And so on...

So, let's start!

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Why is the sky blue?

Snivi
October 9th, 2004, 10:38 PM
Because it is not green

Do pilots take crash-courses?

Spectrum
October 9th, 2004, 10:40 PM
Only when they are happy.

What's the meaning of life?

Psychotic_Demon
October 9th, 2004, 10:41 PM
A: yes!!! and thats why... errr... oops! forgot what i was sayin!^^'

Q: what happened to my train of thought?

Spectrum
October 9th, 2004, 11:02 PM
It didn't study and became dumb.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Snivi
October 9th, 2004, 11:04 PM
It wasn't me 0=)

Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

JhonnyRamone!
October 9th, 2004, 11:47 PM
Why the GBA needs batteryes??? O.o

Purin
October 9th, 2004, 11:47 PM
It eats them.

What do I eat?

Psychotic_Demon
October 9th, 2004, 11:56 PM
doggie food.

why are people weird?

GOD.
October 10th, 2004, 12:19 AM
cause i like to be

WHERE DID I GO LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Psychotic_Demon
October 10th, 2004, 12:21 AM
TO PLUTO!!!

what time is it where i live?

GOD.
October 10th, 2004, 12:24 AM
10000000000'o'clock

bums on seats?

Psychotic_Demon
October 10th, 2004, 12:26 AM
no.

why am i leaving in a few minutes?

GOD.
October 10th, 2004, 12:33 AM
cause its booooooooooooooooooring

who is sid?

EVA-01
October 10th, 2004, 01:54 AM
sid is dis backwards


You mom?

Spectrum
October 10th, 2004, 01:56 AM
She's in bed with yer dad O_o

Hot Potato! Potato! .......Potato?

EVA-01
October 10th, 2004, 02:03 AM
.....Fat potato?

Wake up Jeff? at what time?

Spectrum
October 10th, 2004, 02:06 AM
When Ricky Martin gets naked. O_o;;

Who put the apple in the cookie jar?

GOD.
October 10th, 2004, 02:06 AM
you did you liar

WTF??????????

EVA-01
October 10th, 2004, 02:08 AM
LMAO dont search google images for ricky martin! coz in the second row hes in a bath tub naked

ontopic - Kyogre fits in my cookie jar...

May or April?

GOD.
October 10th, 2004, 02:09 AM
may, she is hot XD

am i george bush?

EVA-01
October 10th, 2004, 02:16 AM
are you gonna buy a DC?


gerge bush?? my bush??

GOD.
October 10th, 2004, 02:19 AM
indeed your bush o_0.....

if your 555 then im.......?

EVA-01
October 10th, 2004, 02:22 AM
5552?

if your GOD then who do i pray to?

GOD.
October 10th, 2004, 02:52 AM
Satan mwahahhahahahahaha

are you going then?

MysticGrandpaGohan
October 10th, 2004, 03:51 AM
going where?

define the exact definition of :"IMBA", "NOOB" and "HAXOR".

GOD.
October 10th, 2004, 04:05 AM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........YOU!

am i gonna die tommorrow?

Spectrum
October 10th, 2004, 04:07 AM
IMBA - four nonsensical letters
N00B - MysticGrandpaGohan
H4X0R - some wannabe lifeless computer nerd (not ROM hax0rz, of course ;))

Why do the toilets spin the other way down under?

GOD.
October 10th, 2004, 04:11 AM
cause its funny

where oh where could my banana phone be?

ThEoNeAnDoNlY555
October 10th, 2004, 04:21 AM
...funny monkey stole it...


What's my user name?

GOD.
October 10th, 2004, 04:39 AM
the great mighty poo

will you rise to meet the challenge everytime?

Tool Guy
October 10th, 2004, 10:42 AM
42.

Dose the man live in paris?

GOD.
October 10th, 2004, 10:46 AM
no, he lives in my house XD

lets go barbie girl.....but to where?

Beast Boy
October 10th, 2004, 11:17 AM
Fish for gold

Wheres the butter?

Camp Kill Yourself
October 10th, 2004, 12:51 PM
Left.
*Growls cause he already made this topic, before anyone thought of it. . .*

When is a car not a car?

EVA-01
October 11th, 2004, 02:21 AM
when it is a bus!

what is my fav band?

Matty_Boi
October 11th, 2004, 08:15 AM
who really cares? :)

why is my underwear yellow when i bought them white?

Camp Kill Yourself
October 11th, 2004, 08:43 AM
Because you watch sponge bob.

What is the difference between a duck?

Kura
October 11th, 2004, 02:49 PM
because the ink ran out of my pen.

why do they call themselves Vengaboys if they're girls?

Koga_LUVer
October 11th, 2004, 04:19 PM
Cause they're are purple peacocks in disguse!

Does anyone here know what they're talking about?

- .] 5cếptlế }},, +
October 11th, 2004, 08:15 PM
i know ALL youre talking about.

is, um um, um???

Pincushion
October 12th, 2004, 12:57 AM
No Um + um = umum

Do Camaras Like water?

EVA-01
October 12th, 2004, 01:51 AM
lol u mum...back their i wrote you mom lol :\

hot potato hot.....?

Camp Kill Yourself
October 12th, 2004, 09:44 AM
Hell fire!

Are you famous?

KARR
October 12th, 2004, 12:33 PM
Of course!




Do you eat food?

Koga_LUVer
October 12th, 2004, 01:16 PM
Rubber Ducky!

Does my hair look ok?

Camp Kill Yourself
October 13th, 2004, 11:15 AM
Not currently, Mr. Eff.


Are you Jesus?!
(HP/DBZ Reference #83!)

Koga_LUVer
October 13th, 2004, 03:32 PM
Um...4!

Are you as nuts as my brother?

Camp Kill Yourself
October 13th, 2004, 04:01 PM
o.o; I think I am legally insane.

Dude...Where`s my car?

Koga_LUVer
October 13th, 2004, 04:03 PM
In my cookie jar!

Hmm....food or doggy?

Camp Kill Yourself
October 13th, 2004, 04:57 PM
Irellivant.

Now, Mr. Anderson...DO YOU TANGO?!

MysticGrandpaGohan
October 14th, 2004, 03:22 AM
food...
134567890 or IEASGTBgO?

EVA-01
October 15th, 2004, 01:29 AM
Z

ding dong the witch is dead! which old witch?

cranium
October 15th, 2004, 07:27 AM
A: xander

Q: if 5 eagles, 1 is dead
1 with no feet, 1 with no head
1 with no eyes, that makes 1 left
what has the eagle who's rated the best?

Camp Kill Yourself
October 15th, 2004, 11:33 PM
Eah? ...No.



Z?

jynx
October 16th, 2004, 12:52 AM
y?

Who here likes Pokemon?

Snivi
October 16th, 2004, 01:01 AM
How would I know?

Is there a reason for this question?

EVA-01
October 16th, 2004, 02:17 AM
yoko jakimoto toto

123?

pokeknight
October 16th, 2004, 06:22 AM
46502.
Y Do U Wanna Go Stupid?

Camp Kill Yourself
October 16th, 2004, 11:44 AM
Ummmm...


Jhonen?

EVA-01
October 17th, 2004, 03:10 AM
lesbian?

pop a cap in yo ?