Darverses
October 25th, 2009, 04:51 AM
To name my most-loathed example from the movesets: a PHYSICAL psychic (Zen Headbutt) attack and a SPECIAL fighting attack (Focus Blast).
Is it just me or has Abra really been working out? They're supposed to be PSYCHICS. MENTAL COMBAT! DX I would be happier if Zen Headbutt was fighting and Focus Blast was psychic. It needs a trump move.
AND WTF WAS WITH ALL THE ELEMENTAL DOUBLE-EDGES??
Volt Tackle, Flare Blitz, Wood Hammer... It's way too overpowered, ESPECIALLY in PvP. "Attack, does 1 hit K.O. and does -13 damage to yourself."
I hate watching online battles because they're nothing but switching and one-hit K.O.'s.
And they evolved almost every single Pokemon. Magmortar has cannons for arms. You mind telling me how it grabs things? Does it suck protein shakes through its arms or does it just fall face-first and hope for the best?
Now I'm all for the advancing of Pokemon giving them all new stuff but come on.
Pokemon Red & Blue was the Old Testament of the Pokemon games and it was wonderful and written by the PokeGods.
GSC was PERFECT. I swear I would pick Crystal over any other game.
RSE... wasn't bad, but once I saw Groudon and Kyogre I just thought "Wow, that doesn't even look like a Pokemon..."
4th gen. WHen I saw Dialga I was disappointed thoroughly. It looks way over-detailed. Compare that to Pikachu and people will think it's from a different game completely. This was the part of the Pokefranchise that really lost it for me. I didn't even buy Platinum. And probably won't ever.
It became too PvP-based and made PvE suck ass. They didn't even come out with any new Fire-Pokemon that you could get in the beginning except Chimchar and 2/3 times I don't want to have to build my team around the same Pokemon every time because I can't get someone who fills the type. (I like have every Pokemon in my team belong to the generation of the game I'm playing, so I suppose that could be a fault of my own.)
Pokemon... where have the makers gone? What happened to when the music used to stop so the sounds of your moves and Pokemon's cries could be heard? I **** my pants when I heard Bubblebeam for the first time because it utterly stopped the music and obliterated my Charmeleon. Now it just sounds like a bunch of real bubbles. It's too realistic and too bullshitty in all the wrong places.
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Oh, and I didn't put this in the 4th gen. section because this is a rant about it, and I don't think rants go in any particular sub-forum.
And I also hate all the Overheats. The -2 stages of Special Attack can easily be off-set by switching out then back in, thus giving a perfect 100%/140/5 move with no set-backs.
Is it just me or has Abra really been working out? They're supposed to be PSYCHICS. MENTAL COMBAT! DX I would be happier if Zen Headbutt was fighting and Focus Blast was psychic. It needs a trump move.
AND WTF WAS WITH ALL THE ELEMENTAL DOUBLE-EDGES??
Volt Tackle, Flare Blitz, Wood Hammer... It's way too overpowered, ESPECIALLY in PvP. "Attack, does 1 hit K.O. and does -13 damage to yourself."
I hate watching online battles because they're nothing but switching and one-hit K.O.'s.
And they evolved almost every single Pokemon. Magmortar has cannons for arms. You mind telling me how it grabs things? Does it suck protein shakes through its arms or does it just fall face-first and hope for the best?
Now I'm all for the advancing of Pokemon giving them all new stuff but come on.
Pokemon Red & Blue was the Old Testament of the Pokemon games and it was wonderful and written by the PokeGods.
GSC was PERFECT. I swear I would pick Crystal over any other game.
RSE... wasn't bad, but once I saw Groudon and Kyogre I just thought "Wow, that doesn't even look like a Pokemon..."
4th gen. WHen I saw Dialga I was disappointed thoroughly. It looks way over-detailed. Compare that to Pikachu and people will think it's from a different game completely. This was the part of the Pokefranchise that really lost it for me. I didn't even buy Platinum. And probably won't ever.
It became too PvP-based and made PvE suck ass. They didn't even come out with any new Fire-Pokemon that you could get in the beginning except Chimchar and 2/3 times I don't want to have to build my team around the same Pokemon every time because I can't get someone who fills the type. (I like have every Pokemon in my team belong to the generation of the game I'm playing, so I suppose that could be a fault of my own.)
Pokemon... where have the makers gone? What happened to when the music used to stop so the sounds of your moves and Pokemon's cries could be heard? I **** my pants when I heard Bubblebeam for the first time because it utterly stopped the music and obliterated my Charmeleon. Now it just sounds like a bunch of real bubbles. It's too realistic and too bullshitty in all the wrong places.
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Oh, and I didn't put this in the 4th gen. section because this is a rant about it, and I don't think rants go in any particular sub-forum.
And I also hate all the Overheats. The -2 stages of Special Attack can easily be off-set by switching out then back in, thus giving a perfect 100%/140/5 move with no set-backs.