View Full Version : What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?

April 23rd, 2010, 11:30 AM
I can't say mines, because every time I think about it I burst out laughing.

So what's yours?

April 23rd, 2010, 11:43 AM
So a baby seal walks into a club...

Pure genius. XD

April 23rd, 2010, 11:52 AM
Can't remember it exactly but I had a few jokes and some jokes I've made my self.
one good joke I heard was 'a guy walks into a bar..OUCH!' I thought that was pretty funny but it's an old one.

Mizan de la Plume Kuro
April 23rd, 2010, 11:59 AM
Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that brass gong for?" asked the friend.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? How's it work?"
"Watch this," said the drunk. He took a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and waited. Someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "Hey, you jerk. It's 3:00 in the morning!"

I love this joke.