Let's Play Shiny Gold X!

[Xephyr]

Yes, Shiny Gold. Probably the most famous and celebrated rom hack ever made. I'm gonna be doing the difficult version of it. After running through Rijon Adventures X, I highly doubt this could prove to be much of a problem for me at all....right?


http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
Ho-Oh is so cool. SO. COOL.

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
******. I don't appreciate you being late.

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
WTF IS THAT?

Oh wait, that's a Marill. Ahaha...ha

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
By play with them, what exactly do you mean...?

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
(hard decision)

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
Who didn't see that one coming?


http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
Well, I think so.

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
HAHAHAHA. DOUCHE. THAT'S A FUNNY NAME.

*game starts*

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5758/1635pokemonfireredusquic.png
SETTINGS.

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/7346/shinygoldx01.png
What the f&^% does he want??

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/2052/shinygoldx02.png
I absolutely refuse to give him any sexual favors

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/3875/shinygoldx03.png
YES A PHONE CARD

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Pokebeeper? Honestly, I think it would've been just fine if you would have just named it beeper <_<

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/1829/shinygoldx05.png
...I'd say it's quite obvious, but I'll humor you.

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/1874/shinygoldx06.png
I don't know about you people, but my cell phone has around 150 contacts. and this thing only holds TEN number?

FAIL.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8634/shinygoldx07.png
Emphasis on the word "should".

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/1501/shinygoldx08.png
At a sink?!?

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/4568/shinygoldx09.png
I really can't come up with any clever comments regarding this.

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3324/shinygoldx10.png
Who just has a dresser laying out in there living room?

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/3250/shinygoldx11.png
Your ridiculous red hair. I mean seriously.

[Zeffy]

Wow, that was short. :\
You should've put more work into it. :x

Other than that, too much cursing. :\

[Xephyr]

..what? Have you ever read an LP? First of all, they're always posted in updates to keep the readers interested, not just in one post, and second of all, they are generally vulgar and meant to have amusing commentary. Whether than involves cursing or not is up to the guy who's doing the LP's disgression.

Anyhow...

UPDATE 1

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5420/shinygoldx12.png
Hmm. I don't really plan on using my starter in this run through, but I'll use Totodile until I find a replacement.

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/4773/shinygoldx13.png
Yes.

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/6219/shinygoldx14.png
Oh christ. Now I can only get eight more numbers.

*runs outside*

*starts to go towards Cherrygrove City*

*OH MY GOD SOME GUY WANTS TO BATTLE*

http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/9105/shinygoldx15.png
Tch. He doesn't look that intimidating.

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/1459/shinygoldx16.png
Gatorade eats Slowpoke for BREAKFAST.

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/6078/shinygoldx17.png
Curse? Oh jeez. This doesn't look good.

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/9026/shinygoldx18.png
Oh. That was easy. Critical hits win.

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/6971/shinygoldx19.png
Nothing like gaining two levels from one battle.

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/8314/shinygoldx20.png
What if I don't wanna?

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7724/shinygoldx21.png
Maybe if you weren't so fat, you wouldn't need to take breaks.

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/982/shinygoldx22.png
Why is the text red? And why is jumping off ledges scary?

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/8217/shinygoldx23.png
I don't see any cute, fragrant flowers. You lied to me.

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/7346/shinygoldx01.png
How could you tell?!?

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2052/shinygoldx02.png
Haha. Balls.

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/3875/shinygoldx03.png
He's so punny.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Well, I took a screenshot too early. Put it was the Town Map.

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/1829/shinygoldx05.png
So do humans. You're stupid.

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1874/shinygoldx06.png
Disappointment :(

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/8634/shinygoldx07.png
This guy must be pretty important if he gets his own sign.

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/1501/shinygoldx08.png
I'm putting eggs in my bag? That doesn't seem safe.

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/4568/shinygoldx09.png
How? All I do is make them battle each other to the death.

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/3324/shinygoldx10.png
SUCCESS.

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/3250/shinygoldx11.png
I still can't get over the fact that it's called a Pokebeeper.

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/5420/shinygoldx12.png
Hey! It's the kid with the ridiculous hair!

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/4773/shinygoldx13.png
SAKLDJFASKLDJFKLWEJRF Chikorita learns Razor Leaf at level EIGHT?!?!?

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/6219/shinygoldx14.png
That went horribly. Time to train.

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9105/shinygoldx15.png
REMATCH.

I lost again ._.

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/1459/shinygoldx16.png
ANOTHER REMATCH.

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/6078/shinygoldx17.png
Ohhh this is close.

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/9026/shinygoldx18.png
Oh thank god. Razor Leaf missed.

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/6971/shinygoldx19.png
No, his name is DOUCHE, not ???.

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/8314/shinygoldx20.png
Hey, that sounds familiar!

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7724/shinygoldx21.png
Yes, yes. His name is Douche.

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/982/shinygoldx22.png
Aren't we getting a little ahead of ourselves here?

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/8217/shinygoldx23.png
REALLY? I THOUGHT I'D BECOME CHAMPION IN A COUPLE HOURS.

I hate idiots.

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/9800/shinygoldx24.png
Finally I can catch stuff!

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/3596/shinygoldx25.png
MONEYS

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/1394/shinygoldx26.png
...why do I need special shoes to run?

Alright, time for adventuring.

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/7021/shinygoldx27.png
...if my parents named me 1TRAINER/1, I would kill them. With a knife.

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/967/shinygoldx28.png
Gatorade is too much for you.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8557/shinygoldx29.png
(creepy jigsaw voice)hello mikey...

would you like to play a game?

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/4006/shinygoldx30.png
I highly doubt it was against anyone that's even a slightly respectable battler.

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5904/shinygoldx31.png
You catch bugs. That's weird.

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/5884/shinygoldx32.png
SUCCESS

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/8325/shinygoldx33.png
That's what your mom said last ni-

wait.

Next Update will include towers of sprouts and gyms that involve birds!

[Zeffy]

By too short, I mean too few images.
all, they are generally vulgar and meant to have amusing commentary.
Actually, most amusing LPs have less vulgar words.

You should've go for Chikorita, its awesome. And, yes it learns Razor Leaf at Lv. 8. :)

[blaze_the_cat]

By too short, I mean too few images.

Actually, most amusing LPs have less vulgar words.

You should've go for Chikorita, its awesome. And, yes it learns Razor Leaf at Lv. 8. :)


How do you live in "How do you like them apples?". I must know where it is!

Anyway, is is possible to cook at a sink. Just put a cutting board across it, and then you can cut food and stuff on it.

[loliwin]

Well Ive read lots of LPs, and I find this extremely funny. I'll be looking forward to future updates! XD

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/8325/shinygoldx33.png
That's what your mom said last ni-

wait.

LMAO

[blaze_the_cat]

Anyone want to tell me what an LP is?

Dammit, i got it as i hit send reply.

[shiny quagsire]

Anyone want to tell me what an LP is?

Dammit, i got it as i hit send reply.

A "Let's Play" kinda thing. LP, let's play....

[Xephyr]

UPDATE 2

Alriiiiight looks like were in Violet City now. Time to rock.

SPROUT TOWER

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/1829/shinygoldx05.png
Chow? I get that these guys are supposed to be like ancient sages, but come on.

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/1874/shinygoldx06.png
I just whooped your ass. You shouldn't be thanking me.

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/8634/shinygoldx07.png
HUZZAH! CROCONAW!

Oh wait. Totodile evolves at level 18. Damn it >_>

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/1501/shinygoldx08.png
Why did I even take a screen of this?

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/4568/shinygoldx09.png
You're gonna be saying the same thing to me. I gag and bound my Pokemon.

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/3250/shinygoldx11.png
You're the final test? You look more like a fat business man than a sage.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/5420/shinygoldx12.png
Your battler sprite doesn't match your overworld sprite at all. And your name is Li.

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/4773/shinygoldx13.png
HUZZAH! CROCONAW (for real this time)

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/6219/shinygoldx14.png
Has there always been two exclamation points at the end of this message? I need to be more observant.

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/9105/shinygoldx15.png
I'm beginning to really like this thing. Maybe I WILL actually use the starter for once.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/1459/shinygoldx16.png
ohmygodthemostuselessmoveever

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/6078/shinygoldx17.png
My team pre-Falkner. Epic, right?

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/9026/shinygoldx18.png
Oh christ. You again.

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/6971/shinygoldx19.png
What the hell? Where'd you get an EEVEE?

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/8314/shinygoldx20.png
GATORADE EATS EEVEES FOR BREAKFAAAAAAAST NUMNUMNUMNUM

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7724/shinygoldx21.png
Oh you ******. Putting me to sleep when you have like three HP.

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/982/shinygoldx22.png
CHUMP. GATORADE EATS SLOWPOKE FOR BREAKFAAAST. Isn't that what I said last time? I need a more creative OWN'D line.

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8217/shinygoldx23.png
And you need a more creative IJUSTGOTOWN'D line.

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/9800/shinygoldx24.png
Dude your Pokemon were at full health WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?

Well that was lame. Onto the trainers!

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/7346/shinygoldx01.png
Trainer 1: Abraham Lincoln

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/2052/shinygoldx02.png
YOU AIN'T ABOLISHIN' NO SLAVERY TODAY, SUHN

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/3875/shinygoldx03.png
Trainer 2: Penis

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Is what your mom said wh-

Okay, that's enough, my audience will get angry at me.


Ugh guys. My computer started being weird and for some reason I lost a lot of the screenshots I took after this. Basically I beat Falkner up. It was mildly difficult due to Double Teams and the like. I then went and searched the route below Violet City until I found a new team member. I'll be more careful and make sure this doesn't happen again. At least it was only for the first gym, which is quite boring anyway.

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/3596/shinygoldx25.png
Boom. The funny thing is that it's a male Roselia. And I named it Cindy. HAHAHA

(it's not that funny, Xephyr)

Anyway, I grinded Cindy (and she (he) like it), and got her (he) to a high enough level.

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/7346/shinygoldx01.png

Look at Gatorade. He's such a bro.

Anyway, time to put Cindy to the test against some trainers on our way to Union Cave.

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/2052/shinygoldx02.png
Albert. What a stupid name.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/3875/shinygoldx03.png
CINDY TAKIN' OUT THE TRAAAASH

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Oh, another trainer with horrible parents.

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1829/shinygoldx05.png
GETS OWWWWNED

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/1874/shinygoldx06.png
Fishermen? This looks right up Cindy's alley

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/8634/shinygoldx07.png
MEGA. FREAKIN'. DRAIN. (is better than Absorb).

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/1501/shinygoldx08.png
The fact that all you had was four Magikarp was almost as disappointing as the Cavaliers losing in the second round of the playoffs.

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/4568/shinygoldx09.png
Hey. Guess what.

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/3324/shinygoldx10.png
You just got destroyed by a flower.

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3250/shinygoldx11.png
Yeah, almost as disappointing as the Cavaliers losing in the-

I need to get over that some day. Extreme sadness =[

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5420/shinygoldx12.png
Is there like a clan of parents who decide to give their children horrible names and make their lives miserable? I think there is.

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/4773/shinygoldx13.png
CINDY SMACK

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/6219/shinygoldx14.png
I think we all get the point: Cindy owns fishermen.

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/1459/shinygoldx16.png
Your weakness is GATORADE.

Alright folks. I've reached a good stopping point. Next update includes Caves of the Union and Wells with Slowpokes and a gym that really BUGS me!

[/pun]

[blaze_the_cat]

Haha, Gatorade. What a great name.

[Darksun]

"3TRAINER/1" .. poor kids.

: > )

[XiaoTie]

Oooh, this is one funny LP, kuddos to you mr. Xephyr

[~Poke~]

This is a good LP.
Good LP is good.

Keep going along this path of goodness, good person.

[Zeffy]

Even though its a harder version of Shinygold, those trainers in Bellsprout tower are still weak. XP

[Xephyr]

Thanks for all the positive feedback, everyone. I'm enjoying this so far.

UPDATE 3


http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/7346/shinygoldx01.png
UNION CAVE.

Oh hey the text is red. Whoops. Lemme change that.

That's better. Moving on...

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/2052/shinygoldx02.png
By a flower. Come on guys, Roselia isn't THAT good.

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/3875/shinygoldx03.png
Since I'm positive everyone that's reading this LP knows what I'm gonna say here, I'm just not going to say it.

...

Okay, I can't resist. THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SA-

I'm done.

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Bite? hellyesimabeatupsomeslowpokewiththis

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1829/shinygoldx05.png
MAGBY!!!! I WANT ONE!!!! <3<3<3

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1874/shinygoldx06.png
This is not a good matchup. At all. RUN TO THE HILLS!

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8634/shinygoldx07.png
Is the worst move ever. Screw you for burning me.

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/1501/shinygoldx08.png
Dude, whoever is leading this group of parents needs to be shot.

Wait.

I BET IT'S CARLOS. THAT BASTARD.

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/4568/shinygoldx09.png
Ohhhh yes you know I'm gonna be stallin' some *****es out with this. This list of *****es I'm gonna be stalling may or may not include a fat cow that is located in the third gym. I'm just sayin'.

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/3324/shinygoldx10.png
What? What does that even mean?

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/3250/shinygoldx11.png
What makes it unsafe? Now I HAVE to know.

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5420/shinygoldx12.png
Dude you're a douche bag shut up.

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/4773/shinygoldx13.png
Whoa whoa whoa. Did somebody eat the tail off of Carlos's slowpoke? Cause if so, I agree.

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/6219/shinygoldx14.png
Umm...I don't know what kind of customers you get in here...buuttt...no.

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/9105/shinygoldx15.png
WHAT?!? THAT'S MY JOB! LET'S GET THEM AND RIP OUT THEIR TESTICLES!!!

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/1459/shinygoldx16.png
....sooooo...what about Carlos's slowpoke?

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6078/shinygoldx17.png
Or in pedophilia. You're the old guy that offered to do something with my balls or whatever the heck you said earlier.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9026/shinygoldx18.png
This isn't going to end well. I'm betting my left shoe on it.

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/6971/shinygoldx19.png
Ha! Looks like I get to keep my left shoe!

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/8314/shinygoldx20.png
Wait, why can't you just get your Pokemon to do it themselves?

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/7724/shinygoldx21.png
Gutsy? Try EPIC.

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/982/shinygoldx22.png
Dude, it's just some creepy old guy, what are you afraid of? You're a horrible grunt.

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8217/shinygoldx23.png
That's pathetic. You should drown yourself in that water over there.

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/9800/shinygoldx24.png
Wtfbbq? That's one of the most random things I've ever seen.

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/3596/shinygoldx25.png
I feel quite confident that I'll beat your ass just as bad the second time as I did down here.

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/1394/shinygoldx26.png
No thanks to you.

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/7021/shinygoldx27.png
Oh, how convenient, your back is just magically better the instant I beat the last Rocket Grunt.

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/967/shinygoldx28.png
Wh...what does that even mean? Is that like, slang for doing dirty things to someone?

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/8557/shinygoldx29.png
OHGODITSDOUCHE.

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/4006/shinygoldx30.png
Yes. Why do you care, Douche?

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/5904/shinygoldx31.png
Why does that surprise you? I'm sexy.

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5884/shinygoldx32.png
*****, I will shove Cindy SO FAR up your as....phault. Your asphault.

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/8325/shinygoldx33.png
Dude I'm gonna beat you so bad there's gonna be cuts on your face....

That insult kinda sucked. I'm not looking forward to this.

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8800/shinygoldx34.png
Gatorade and Cindy. Let's do disssss

http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/8784/shinygoldx35.png
fffff I didn't heal from after the Slowpoke Well. That's not good.

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/1107/shinygoldx36.png
wtf the Sableye knows thunderpunch?!?

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/3990/shinygoldx37.png
WTF THE SABLEYE KNOWS ICE PUNCH? BOLTBEAM PUNCHING COMBO!??!?!?

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/7899/shinygoldx38.png
Damn it. That's demoralizing. Ummm...yeah...I'm gonna put off fighting him again for a while now.

Let's do the gym then, I guess.

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/6417/shinygoldx39.png
IT'S THE LEADER OF THE CRIME SYNDICATE THAT'S GIVES CHILDREN HORRIBLE NAMES!

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/5972/shinygoldx40.png
Double battle? wut? is that like, slang for fourway sex?

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6105/shinygoldx41.png
Oh, that's what you meant. In that case, let's go ahead and rape the Slowpoke first.

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/4031/shinygoldx42.png
We can eat its tail later. I hear they're delicious.

http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/1295/shinygoldx43.png
He's deep in thought about how much he sucks.

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2522/shinygoldx44.png
I love how in Pokemon when we win a battle we mug them for their money.

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/7346/shinygoldx01.png
Double battles aren't very fun.

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2052/shinygoldx02.png
Ugh.

I'm having a lot more trouble with the trainers in this gym than I would like to be having. I eventually decided to go catch another Pokemon that will help me here. Maybe keep it too.

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/3875/shinygoldx03.png
That'll do.

http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Haha. Stun Spore <3

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1829/shinygoldx05.png
Mirror Move sucks wtf

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/1874/shinygoldx06.png
Because Spearow and Fearow are HUGE trolls.

*grindgrindgrindgrindgrind*

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8634/shinygoldx07.png
Josh. One of the most generic names ever.

http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/1501/shinygoldx08.png
Nice Trollette. Show 'em how it's done.

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/4568/shinygoldx09.png
My team before Bugsy.

Now I'm gonna leave you guys with a cliffhanger. Bugsy and Douche and Ilex Forest and FAT COWS in the next update!

[SwiftSign]

"You've got mail" *pingingnoise*

I can't imagine slowpoke mail is very reliable <<

Keep up the good work with this :D

[Xephyr]

From now on I'm gonna be calling updates "episodes" and I'm gonna have names for the episodes and stuff. Should be cool.

Episode 4: Milk It

Alright, so, first order of business? Take out Bugsy.

To set the tone of the upcoming battle, I would like everyone to click the following link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46tS09yBc9I

Anyway, let's do this.

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/7346/shinygoldx01.png
You're not Bugsy! You're a generic cooltrainer sprite!

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/2052/shinygoldx02.png
Which is the least respected job in the entire Pokemon universe. Congratulations.

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/3875/shinygoldx03.png
Wtf? Is that a boy or girl? Or both?

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/9449/shinygoldx04g.png
fffffffff

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/1829/shinygoldx05.png
SLAUGHTERRREDDD

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/1874/shinygoldx06.png
What? Gatorade, NO! It's a freaking butterfly! You can do so much better!! Like Jynx!!!! You could totally tap Jynx's ass!!

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5148/shinygoldx07s.png
Alright, Gatorade's not helping me here. Time for Trollette again.

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/1501/shinygoldx08.png
ffffffffff

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/4568/shinygoldx09.png
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/fatality.jpg

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/3324/shinygoldx10.png
Dang it. I hate Scythers.

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/3250/shinygoldx11.png
Check that out. You know ima be stallin some biches out nao suhn

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/4773/shinygoldx13.png
k, so Cindy failed there. Oh well, Gatorade's got this.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/6219/shinygoldx14.png
Oh come on. Don't heal please. He already has two swords dancessss

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/9105/shinygoldx15.png
http://www.heberhealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/victory.jpg

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/1459/shinygoldx16.png
Dude. You're the second gym. This is hardly an accomplishment.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/6078/shinygoldx17.png
Whoa! Already?! Yessss

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9026/shinygoldx18.png
Look at that face. It stares into your soul and says, "I'm gonna troll you".

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/6971/shinygoldx19.png
First Mud Slap, now Fury Cutter. There is SO much suckage coming from these gym leaders.

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8314/shinygoldx20.png
Trollette. She's soooo naughty. ;)

Alright, now time for a rematch with a certain douche..

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7724/shinygoldx21.png
I'm gonna be telling your mom how bad I smashed you.

...dang it, that insult is just as bad as the last one.

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/982/shinygoldx22.png
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/8217/shinygoldx23.png
Holy crap I hate this Sableye.

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/9800/shinygoldx24.png
THAT'S RIGHT. SUCK IT. SUCK IT LOOONG AND HAAAARD.

Sorry. I overreacted. Anyway,

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/3596/shinygoldx25.png
Wut. Fail.

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/1394/shinygoldx26.png
You suck. So much.

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/7021/shinygoldx27.png
Please don't heal again. This is gonna be real close.

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/967/shinygoldx28.png
Wow. Um. Okay. How bout I heal up?

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/8557/shinygoldx29.png
YOU DEAD

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/4006/shinygoldx30.png
http://www.funnystuffblog.com/images/granny-owned.jpg

Hmm. The presence of random pictures is quite amusing in this episode.

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/5904/shinygoldx31.png
...somebody's a little psycho...

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/5884/shinygoldx32.png
I'm a weakling? I just beat you!

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/8325/shinygoldx33.png
...You couldn't control a measly little Farfetch'd? God you suck.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8800/shinygoldx34.png
LRN2GRAMMAR

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8784/shinygoldx35.png
Oh for christ's sake. The scariest thing in this forest is Metapod.

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1107/shinygoldx36.png
TROLLETTE, WHAT IS IT SAYING?!

It just called me a ****-eating ******? Jeeeez, somebody must have got their onion stick weapon thing stuck too far up their ass.

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/3990/shinygoldx37.png
Yes. It was like three steps to the east. Such a difficult job.

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7899/shinygoldx38.png
Yet ANOTHER horrible move.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/6417/shinygoldx39.png
This will be useful on a certain fire type Pokemon I plan on getting later in the game...

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/5972/shinygoldx40.png
Oh hey look. If you could learn Cut, I would like you more. But unfortunately, I need an HM slave.

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/6105/shinygoldx41.png
Like that.

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/4031/shinygoldx42.png
I get to make my Pokemon slam their heads into trees? This sounds like it's right up my alley!

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/1295/shinygoldx43.png
Hmmm....yeah, that'll work.

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/2522/shinygoldx44.png
Alright. So a few updates ago I said Flash is the worst move ever. I was wrong.

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/7357/shinygoldx45.png
Oh look, a little kid to beat up!

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/3976/shinygoldx46.png
Trollette just did what she does best: trolling.

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/2213/shinygoldx47.png
Ew what a ***.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/541/shinygoldx48.png
Maybe cause you're WEIRD

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/161/shinygoldx49.png
....Carlos....I'll get you for what you've done to these children...

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/3815/shinygoldx50.png
It's Carlos's fault.

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/7223/shinygoldx51.png
http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/8381/shinygoldx52.png
I'm running out of ideas on how to make this funny.

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/8117/shinygoldx53.png
Why is your flashlight on during the daytime?

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/885/shinygoldx54.png
That's what your mom said about my D

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/2987/shinygoldx55.png
Holy **** Carlos's syndicate of evil is spreading faster than I thought!

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/8591/shinygoldx56.png
Clearly, you didn't.

Alright, so, there's a certain thing I want to catch for my team here.

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/2739/shinygoldx57.png
That was quick.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/4813/shinygoldx58.png
He's 71.4 pounds. What a fatty.

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/1939/shinygoldx59.png
I like this name. A lot.

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7118/shinygoldx60.png
Time to buff up my team with some PUNCHES.

Alright, I grinded Dizzit for a while against wild Pokemon. Time to test him out against some trainers!

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/357/shinygoldx61.png
How does it feel to know you're about to get raped?

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/7779/shinygoldx62.png
SEVERE RAPEAGE (except for the fact that he got burned...)

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/5853/shinygoldx63.png
Elliot. That's such a gay name.

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/6926/shinygoldx64.png
Dang Dizzit you're like a magnet for status effects.

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/1606/shinygoldx65.png
Whoa wtf since when are Pikachu actually powerful?

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8428/shinygoldx66.png
SKANK.

K so my team's not up to par for where I think they should be. I'm gonna grind em up a bit to ~25 and then keep goin.

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/4889/shinygoldx67.png
Carlos's reign of terror continues to spread.

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/3489/shinygoldx68.png
Dang guys. I'm running out of ideas for witty commentary. What do I do?

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/428/shinygoldx69.png
O.O

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/4367/shinygoldx70.png
Yes. I battle....dirty

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/1276/shinygoldx71.png
Whoa check that sexiness out. Time to go rape Whitney. I mean beat her. I mean win at a Pokemon match against her. Yeah that one.

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7346/shinygoldx01.png
GASP. IT'S....CARLOS!@!!!

Wait, did he just say damn?

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/2052/shinygoldx02.png
Bahahahahaha beaten by a girl.

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/3875/shinygoldx03.png
Yes, actually, I have. You suck. Maybe this picture will put it more into perspective for you:

http://paulstallard.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/bill-murray-you-suck.jpg
Yeah. If even Bill Murray thinks you suck, you must SERIOUSLY suck.

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9449/shinygoldx04g.png
You keep telling yourself that.

Anyway. He didn't want to battle. Puss. Onto the gym.

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/1829/shinygoldx05.png
Holy crap I would bang her.

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/1874/shinygoldx06.png
Don't be sorry. Just have sex with me.

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8634/shinygoldx07.png
Oh my god she has a twin!!!!

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/1501/shinygoldx08.png
That's what you would be saying if you banged Carlos. But not with me.

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/4568/shinygoldx09.png
I GOT THE POWER

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/3324/shinygoldx10.png
No you're not. You're another generic sprite.

http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/3250/shinygoldx11.png
Ew. I wouldn't bang her. There goes my arousal.

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/5420/shinygoldx12.png
Pfft. Clefairy sucks.

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/4773/shinygoldx13.png
THAT is what scares me.

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/6219/shinygoldx14.png
Alright Cindy, your job is done. Take hit and die.

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/9105/shinygoldx15.png
NO! First a butterfly, now a cow! I'm starting to really wonder about your sexual preferences, Gatorade.

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/1459/shinygoldx16.png
Oh god why does this always happen.

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6078/shinygoldx17.png
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/9026/shinygoldx18.png
In other words, WIN.

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/6971/shinygoldx19.png
Alright well I guess that about sums it up.

*dramatic ending to the episode*

*curtains close*

[Team Fail]

OMG. You beat Whitney on your first try... It takes me forever to beat her... I like how you put everything into perspective... like...
http://paulstallard.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/bill-murray-you-suck.jpg
and
http://www.funnystuffblog.com/images/granny-owned.jpg

I'll be following you through this LP. Do luck to you!!

EDIT2:
I'm running out of ideas on how to make this funny.
You should of said:
... OH! A PURPLE BANANA! Yeah. I just finished that sentence for you. Now go eat that purple banana.



That was the first thing that came into my head.

[Xephyr]

Episode 5: Hips Don't Lie

Alright everyone, after the CRAZY RIDICULOUS INSANE UNEXPECTED PLOT TWIST ending of the last episode, I'm gonna have to somehow get my badge from Whitney.

http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/7346/shinygoldx01.png
Please don't tell me I'm suppose to say sorry or something. That would be so demoralizing.

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2052/shinygoldx02.png
What a baby.

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/3875/shinygoldx03.png
That's right *****. Gimme mah plain badge.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Yet another gym that gives me a ****** move.

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/1829/shinygoldx05.png
Lawl. Squirt.

K, bunch of random trainers I neglected to beat underground. Let's get this over with.

Here's some theme music for everyone to enjoy as I thrash trainers for a while:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYPFrXvc2rE

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1874/shinygoldx06.png
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/8634/shinygoldx07.png
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/1501/shinygoldx08.png
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/4568/shinygoldx09.png
http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/3324/shinygoldx10.png
http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/3250/shinygoldx11.png
http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/5420/shinygoldx12.png
whoa wtf that door looks REALLY out of place.


...moving on.

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/4773/shinygoldx13.png
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6219/shinygoldx14.png
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/9105/shinygoldx15.png
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1459/shinygoldx16.png
(lawl)
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/6078/shinygoldx17.png
Ard. Wow. I'm pretty sure Carlos had something to do with that name.

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/9026/shinygoldx18.png
http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/6971/shinygoldx19.png
Hey whoa whoa I'm not a rookie trainer I have THREE BADGES

http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/8314/shinygoldx20.png
Dude. Keep talking. I will hit you in the head with a golf club.

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/7724/shinygoldx21.png
Why are all my rivals total psychos? It makes me fear for my life.

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/982/shinygoldx22.png
A Spear Berry? That sounds dangerous!

Anyway, back to thrashing trainers and stuff. New theme music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEZC0ZJ1AW8

http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/8217/shinygoldx23.png
http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/9800/shinygoldx24.png
http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/3596/shinygoldx25.png
Damn it Carlos
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/1394/shinygoldx26.png
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/7021/shinygoldx27.png
QUICK! SQUIRT ON IT!

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/7985/shinygoldx28c.png
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8557/shinygoldx29.png
http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/4006/shinygoldx30.png
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5904/shinygoldx31.png
GATORADE. GOD DAMN IT. You are such a ****, I swear. You're like Tiger Woods here come on now.

http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/8325/shinygoldx33.png
http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/8800/shinygoldx34.png
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/8784/shinygoldx35.png
Dude get out of the way I wanna heal my Pokemon.

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/1107/shinygoldx36.png
I. DON'T. CARE.

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/3990/shinygoldx37.png
I don't want to trade, I want you to go away.

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/7899/shinygoldx38.png
Oh wait. Never mind I like you now.

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/6417/shinygoldx39.png
You don't like being outside? What a freak.

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/5972/shinygoldx40.png
Depends on what you mean by "play"

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/6105/shinygoldx41.png
Pretty boss. Bold would make for a good Vaporeon. I'll have to think about this one...

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/4031/shinygoldx42.png
Why are there so many weird people blocking my way here in Ecruteak?

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1295/shinygoldx43.png
Dante? Aren't you the guy that wrote that epic about the circles of hell?

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2753/shinygoldx44o.png
Love is for failures.

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/7357/shinygoldx45.png
I get a wonderful sensation when I DO YOUR MOTHER

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/3976/shinygoldx46.png
And I'll show the great power of HATRED and DECEPTION

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/2213/shinygoldx47.png
"Cool Couple". That's funny.

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/541/shinygoldx48.png
Gatorade, you are THE biggest ***** I've ever seen.

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/161/shinygoldx49.png
Looks like HATRED and DECEPTION wins here.

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/3815/shinygoldx50.png
...Hello, Douche.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/7223/shinygoldx51.png
He got a fourth Pokemon? I hope it's not like...Absol...or something.

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/8381/shinygoldx52.png
This thing. I hate it. So much. Trollette, use your PECKING POWERS!!!

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/8117/shinygoldx53.png
Oh. Awesome.

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/885/shinygoldx54.png
GO! MAGICAL LEAVES OF JUSTICE!!!

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/2987/shinygoldx55.png
Cindy always comes through for me.

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/8591/shinygoldx56.png
Dizzit's Fire Punches are too much for Derpleef.

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2739/shinygoldx57.png
Oh. Nidoking. He's kind of intimidating.

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/4813/shinygoldx58.png
What? Fail.

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/1939/shinygoldx59.png
Gatorade has your number.

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/7118/shinygoldx60.png
Oh fffffffffff

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/357/shinygoldx61.png
Oh never mind. Gatorade is just way too awesome.

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/7779/shinygoldx62.png
GET OUTTA MAH HOUSE SUHN.

By the way, I've beaten you three times now. HOW AM I A WIMP.

I seriously wanna bash this guy's face in with a large, blunt object.

Anyway, let's get to business. I want my favorite Pokemon. Come oooooonnnnnn

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/5853/shinygoldx63.png
Yussssss. It's male too. Perfect.

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/6926/shinygoldx64.png
Cindy, you're so perfect <3

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/1606/shinygoldx65.png
Bro because Magmar is a bro and mar because it's at the end of his name. Duh.

*grindgrindgrindgrindgrind*

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/8428/shinygoldx66.png
OH I WON'T DENY THAT MY HIPS DON'T LIE I'M STARTIN TO FEEL YA BOY

Alright, time to own some KIMONO GIRLSSSS

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/4889/shinygoldx67.png
http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/3489/shinygoldx68.png
http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/428/shinygoldx69.png
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/4367/shinygoldx70.png
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1276/shinygoldx71.png
http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/466/shinygoldx72.png
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/2163/shinygoldx73.png
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/3696/shinygoldx74.png
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/2032/shinygoldx75.png
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/4154/shinygoldx76.png
http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/4618/shinygoldx77.png
Yes! Finally a water move for Gatorade that isn't Water Gun.

Gym time. I'm not even taking screens of the trainers. I one-shotted every single Pokemon from every single trainer >_>

http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/7628/shinygoldx78.png
Whoa what. Croconaw evolves at level 30? EPIC

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/9288/shinygoldx79.png
Behold: Gatorade. Final Form.

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/2015/shinygoldx80.png
This will not be a challenge. At all.

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/183/shinygoldx81.png
FOR JUSTICE!

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/1276/shinygoldx82.png
FOR PEACE!

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/3710/shinygoldx83.png
FOR TRANQUILITY!

http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/8330/shinygoldx84.png
AND FOR ALL THAT IS SEXY!

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/3472/shinygoldx85.png
Maybe if you just evolved your team and got a Dusclops or something.

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/2176/shinygoldx86.png
Why is it the Fog Badge? Why not the Horrorbadge or something cooler?

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/4991/shinygoldx87.png
FINALLY A DECENT TM.

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9656/shinygoldx88.png
Whoa wtf Carlos you're not even gonna let me heal up first?!

http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/9017/shinygoldx89.png
Emphasis on the word MUST, apparently.

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9332/shinygoldx90.png
Carlos: leader of the crime syndicate of evil parents that give their children horrible names.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5640/shinygoldx91.png
Crap.

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/9191/shinygoldx92.png
That's right. Don't mess with Trollette.

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/2747/shinygoldx93.png
Alright Cindy. Good job. Now you're gonna die.

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/500/shinygoldx94.png
Synchronize is a stupid ability.

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/195/shinygoldx95.png
Slam jammin'.

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/8329/shinygoldx96.png
Clearly. Last episode Bill Murray even said you sucked. So you should probably just quit.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4585/shinygoldx97.png
That'll be the day.

Alright folks, before I end this episode, how about we go ahead and get our final team member?

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/7821/shinygoldx98.png
I had to go ALL THE WAY to New Bark Town to do this. Very annoying. But it's worth it.



http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/4562/shinygoldx99.png
Yeah. My team is complete. I'll see you guys in the next episode.

[Zeffy]

Umbreon is awesome, hands down. Hope to see more episodes soon. =D

[mattman324]

Umbreon must be named "Lumos".

Or "Shadow Man".

[Xephyr]

Heh...some people might be mad at me for this one...

Episode 6: The Really Short Episode That Will Anger People Who Like Umbreon and Fearow

So, I loaded up Shiny Gold X. And I looked at some stuff regarding Umbreon so I could plan out how I would make him.

And then I made three key realizations:

1. Umbreon isn't good enough for what I want him to do, and the Bold nature makes him even weaker.
2. Fearow sucks.
3. I don't need a flying type. This is VBA for goodness sakes, I can't just superspeed my way to a location in just a few more seconds.

Upon making this realization, I did a few things. First, I surfed east of Ecruteak.

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/1107/shinygoldx36.png
http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/3990/shinygoldx37.png
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7899/shinygoldx38.png

And did that. Rage is a nickname that is subject to change.

http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/6417/shinygoldx39.png

Seeya Trollette and Umbreon.

I then needed a certain item for the next step. To get this item, I had to go get something...

http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/5972/shinygoldx40.png
I beat this chump.

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6105/shinygoldx41.png
http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/4031/shinygoldx42.png
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/1295/shinygoldx43.png
And then I got that.

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/2522/shinygoldx44.png
Which allowed me to get this.

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7357/shinygoldx45.png

Yeah. So, remember that Sandshrew from a long time ago that I was using as an HM Slave?

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/3976/shinygoldx46.png
(the joke is that I supposedly misspelled Quake. Just go along with it.)

Then Rage and Quack teamed up for some training.

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/1029/shinygoldx47p.png
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/541/shinygoldx48.png

And so there we are. I apologize for the shortness and strangeness of this update. I've had a weird day and I just wanted to get this posted cause I might not be able to update for a while (we'll see).

Anyway, that's where we're at now.

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/3815/shinygoldx50.png

Until next time.

[mattman324]

I don't really care about the loss, but you have to admit, Fearow is far better than Pidgeot (And the 16 levels with Fearow and Pidgeotto are blowouts to Fearow.)

Although your team is redundant now. Ground and Fighting have almost EXACTLY the same coverage.

[Xephyr]

This is true. I was going to use Dusclops over Sandslash, but I decided I would make this run harder and more enjoyable for more by using all my favorite Pokemon rather than just the best

[Zeffy]

O:

I know that Fearow sucks, I really hate it. And the loss of Umbreon is ok, his nature was bleh anyways. ;D

[Ray Maverick]

Is this a walkthrough? People ended up talking about your Pokemon. XD

It's great. Your attitude towards everything in that hack is making me laugh, although it crosses the limits. But it's okay I think. No human being is offended (except for Carlos, who happens to be the creator of SG XD)
Keep up :D

[mattman324]

Fearow sucks, this is true, but Pidgeot sucks worse.

[Xephyr]

Lawl at least Pidgeots better learnset wise. My Fearow was level 27 and it's strongest move was still Peck!

[dead-man-walking]

You forgot to take Treecko in National Park.

[Xephyr]

I don't wanna use Treecko. I normally wouldn't even use Feraligatr, but I've just grown so attached to it.

[dead-man-walking]

I don't wanna use Treecko. I normally wouldn't even use Feraligatr, but I've just grown so attached to it.

NO

WAI

On the other, have you tried to hunt for Scizors near Lake of Rage? I actually found one. xD

[Xephyr]

I randomly saw one when going to beat the Gyarados. I didn't even know they were there. It surprised me. I don't wanna use it though lol

[mattman324]

Lawl at least Pidgeots better learnset wise. My Fearow was level 27 and it's strongest move was still Peck!

Fury attack is better with 2 hits, which... it always gets. Remember, Normal STAB.

Also, it gets Drill peck. What do you get, 70 base power Fly? Yeah right.

Also, Fearow has better stat distribution than Pidgeot. Pidgeot is bulkier (Ingame, it's useless, they both can take a hit, competitively they both die in one hit anyway), compaired to Fearow being faster and stronger physically (lol @ Special pidgeot.)

[Xephyr]

Fury attack is better with 2 hits, which... it always gets. Remember, Normal STAB.

Also, it gets Drill peck. What do you get, 70 base power Fly? Yeah right.

Also, Fearow has better stat distribution than Pidgeot. Pidgeot is bulkier (Ingame, it's useless, they both can take a hit, competitively they both die in one hit anyway), compaired to Fearow being faster and stronger physically (lol @ Special pidgeot.)


Fearow Base Stat Total: 442

Pidgeot Base Stat Total: 469

kthx

[mattman324]

I said "STAT DISTRIBUTION", not "BASE STATS.

Pidgeot's base stats: 83/80/75/70/70/91. (That's HP/Atk/Def/SpA/SpD/Speed)

Fearow's base stats: 65/90/65/61/61/100. The defenses (As I said before) are not needed (When Dugtrio can take hits ingame, and it has MUCH worse...), the attack and speed are.

Also, Pidgeot's best attack until Wing attack is Gust/Quick attack. If you keep Fearow as a Spearow until level 25, it gets Arial Ace. Earlier than Wing attack. And by the way, you get Fearow 16 levels later than Pidgeot, and Pidgeotto 2 levels earlier.

tl dr: Fearow is better than Pidgeot. Dodrio is better than both of them (You should know this), and Swellow and Staraptor are the two best. And Farfy, Chatot, and Noctowl are under them all. And Togekiss is a different catigorie despite the typing. And I'm stopping.

[Yuoaman]

I like this LP.

I also want to mention: you really shouldn't worry about usefulness and the like for LPs, the readers really seem to dig failure, and UNHOLYbears for some reason.

[Xephyr]

Thanks! While we're here, I would like to say that your LP of Quartz was extremely entertaining haha. It means a lot that you say you like my LP.

[Teh Newbeh]

I really enjoy reading this LP and Im looking forward to your next update.^^

[war rock exe]

dude you're soooo funny!!! I going to keep watching you're walkthroughs!!

[JasonX3333]

Yes, Shiny Gold. Probably the most famous and celebrated rom hack ever made. I'm gonna be doing the difficult version of it. After running through Rijon Adventures X, I highly doubt this could prove to be much of a problem for me at all....right?


http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
Ho-Oh is so cool. SO. COOL.

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
******. I don't appreciate you being late.

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
WTF IS THAT?

Oh wait, that's a Marill. Ahaha...ha

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
By play with them, what exactly do you mean...?

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
(hard decision)

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
Who didn't see that one coming?


http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
Well, I think so.

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
HAHAHAHA. DOUCHE. THAT'S A FUNNY NAME.

*game starts*

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5758/1635pokemonfireredusquic.png
SETTINGS.

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/7346/shinygoldx01.png
What the f&^% does he want??

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/2052/shinygoldx02.png
I absolutely refuse to give him any sexual favors

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/3875/shinygoldx03.png
YES A PHONE CARD

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Pokebeeper? Honestly, I think it would've been just fine if you would have just named it beeper <_<

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/1829/shinygoldx05.png
...I'd say it's quite obvious, but I'll humor you.

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/1874/shinygoldx06.png
I don't know about you people, but my cell phone has around 150 contacts. and this thing only holds TEN number?

FAIL.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8634/shinygoldx07.png
Emphasis on the word "should".

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/1501/shinygoldx08.png
At a sink?!?

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/4568/shinygoldx09.png
I really can't come up with any clever comments regarding this.

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3324/shinygoldx10.png
Who just has a dresser laying out in there living room?

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/3250/shinygoldx11.png
Your ridiculous red hair. I mean seriously.

This is one was the best lol.

[Xephyr]

Sorry for the hardcore lack of updates. My computer's really screwed up and I'm busy a lot during the summer. If my computer doesnt stop failing...well...this let's play may have just reached a very abrupt ending :/

[Yuoaman]

Sorry for the hardcore lack of updates. My computer's really screwed up and I'm busy a lot during the summer. If my computer doesnt stop failing...well...this let's play may have just reached a very abrupt ending :/

You're computer had better stop failing RIGHT NOW. I need to read the rest of this.

[Kuribute123]

This lp is awesome. Enough Said.

[Xephyr]

I had a bit of time to get some work on this. UPDATE!

Episode 7: When There's Something Strange...In The Neighborhood...

It's been like three weeks since the last update. And the last update was really rushed and skipped a lot of key areas of the game :X Oh well. Where were we again?

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/7346/shinygoldx01.png
The Game Corner? What the heck? Why am I here?

Oh wait. You can buy Earthquake here.

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/3637/shinygoldx02h.png
SLAUGHTERR

k. let's go places and do stuff.

http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/3875/shinygoldx03.png
Shouldn't it say Ecruteak - Olivine?

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Hello, my name's Harry Potter. I'm a sailor.

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1725/shinygoldx05o.png
http://www.utdallas.edu/~jmc058000/Images/duck-radio.jpg

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/1874/shinygoldx06.png
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8192/shinygoldx07z.png
JASDLKFJASR97243590UWFJASLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLXDXDXDXDRIFKRIFKROFLROFLLMAO you got beaten by a fighting type. You are, essentially, a HORRIBLE bird keeper.

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/1501/shinygoldx08.png
*jackoffjackoffjackoffjackoff*

Okay, let's continue.

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/4568/shinygoldx09.png
I'm glad you enjoyed it ;)

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/3324/shinygoldx10.png
One day I just want Gatorade to take a bite out of Carlos's arm.

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/3250/shinygoldx11.png
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/5011/pokemonas.jpg
A new drama being released this Fall! Battle dirty.

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/5420/shinygoldx12.png
Ha, he's a nerd.

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/4773/shinygoldx13.png
How could studying help you at ALL against Quack?

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/6219/shinygoldx14.png
how does he make da ballz float like dat?

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/9105/shinygoldx15.png
Psychic types > psychic types?

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/1459/shinygoldx16.png
EAT THESE BERRIES, ****

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/6078/shinygoldx17.png
Good, now give me milk!

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/9026/shinygoldx18.png
...stupid Miltank.

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/1976/shinygoldx19c.png
http://www.collider.com/wp-content/image-base/Movies/G/Ghostbusters/ghostbusters.jpeg
Bill. Murray.

*abrupt end to the episode because imageshack isnt working and this is all the time I have and i again don't feel like saving this so i can make a longer episode*

[war rock exe]

I had a bit of time to get some work on this. UPDATE!

Episode 7: When There's Something Strange...In The Neighborhood...

It's been like three weeks since the last update. And the last update was really rushed and skipped a lot of key areas of the game :X Oh well. Where were we again?

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/7346/shinygoldx01.png
The Game Corner? What the heck? Why am I here?

Oh wait. You can buy Earthquake here.

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/3637/shinygoldx02h.png
SLAUGHTERR

k. let's go places and do stuff.

http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/3875/shinygoldx03.png
Shouldn't it say Ecruteak - Olivine?

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Hello, my name's Harry Potter. I'm a sailor.

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1725/shinygoldx05o.png
http://www.utdallas.edu/~jmc058000/Images/duck-radio.jpg

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/1874/shinygoldx06.png
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8192/shinygoldx07z.png
JASDLKFJASR97243590UWFJASLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLXDXDXDXDRIFKRIFKROFLROFLLMAO you got beaten by a fighting type. You are, essentially, a HORRIBLE bird keeper.

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/1501/shinygoldx08.png
*jackoffjackoffjackoffjackoff*

Okay, let's continue.

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/4568/shinygoldx09.png
I'm glad you enjoyed it ;)

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/3324/shinygoldx10.png
One day I just want Gatorade to take a bite out of Carlos's arm.

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/3250/shinygoldx11.png
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/5011/pokemonas.jpg
A new drama being released this Fall! Battle dirty.

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/5420/shinygoldx12.png
Ha, he's a nerd.

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/4773/shinygoldx13.png
How could studying help you at ALL against Quack?

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/6219/shinygoldx14.png
how does he make da ballz float like dat?

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/9105/shinygoldx15.png
Psychic types > psychic types?

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/1459/shinygoldx16.png
EAT THESE BERRIES, ****

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/6078/shinygoldx17.png
Good, now give me milk!

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/9026/shinygoldx18.png
...stupid Miltank.

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/1976/shinygoldx19c.png
http://www.collider.com/wp-content/image-base/Movies/G/Ghostbusters/ghostbusters.jpeg
Bill. Murray.

*abrupt end to the episode because imageshack isnt working and this is all the time I have and i again don't feel like saving this so i can make a longer episode*

Funny yet again, i bet the psychic got his floating balls from Kurt the ball maker. lol.

[Xephyr]

Funny yet again, i bet the psychic got his floating balls from Kurt the ball maker. lol.

lawl, the Kurt idea was funny, I should've thought of that myself!

I'm gonna let everyone know now that the next update includes me getting rid and replacing ANOTHER team member. Perhaps everyone could speculate on who is being replaced and who the replacement is. Let's just say the new team member is pretty redundant again, but awesome.

[Yuoaman]

lawl, the Kurt idea was funny, I should've thought of that myself!

I'm gonna let everyone know now that the next update includes me getting rid and replacing ANOTHER team member. Perhaps everyone could speculate on who is being replaced and who the replacement is. Let's just say the new team member is pretty redundant again, but awesome.

Quack is being replaced by his young son Arthur, isn't he?

I totally just made Arthur up right now, but he's getting in there somehow.

[x Necromorph x]

Is there like a clan of parents who decide to give their children horrible names and make their lives miserable? I think there is

this made me laugh for like 5minutes haha

[Yuoaman]

this made me laugh for like 5minutes haha

The Cabal of Cruel Parents is no laughing matter, it's serious business.

[Barrage]

This LP is very well made, and funny. Bravo Xephyr! I'm enjoying every single bit of this LP~! Also, I'm guessing Cindy or Dizzit is gonna say Bye-Bye?



The Cabal of Cruel Parents is no laughing matter, it's serious business.

Of course! That bastard Carlos will pay for what he has done!

[Xephyr]

The Cabal of Cruel Parents is no laughing matter, it's serious business.

Yeah bro, it's srs busness.

I'm guessing the next update will be tomorrow, considering my (girl)friend and best friend are out of town that day, so I won't have much to do. There also isn't any interesting sports to watch. So yeah, new team member+fifth badge possibly tomorrow.

[Yuoaman]

Yeah bro, it's srs busness.

I'm guessing the next update will be tomorrow, considering my (girl)friend and best friend are out of town that day, so I won't have much to do. There also isn't any interesting sports to watch. So yeah, new team member+fifth badge possibly tomorrow.

ttly srs busnss

And I hope that there's an update tomorrow, I can't get enough of this LP.

[Xephyr]

Oh snap guys. Lots of drama in this episode. Also, extreme lols. This is probably the funniest episode. I also put WAY MORE time into this one.


Hour long TV Special! Survivor: Shiny Gold X LP Edition

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/6189/survivor1.png
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/8513/survivor2.png
http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/1059/survivor3.png
http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/954/survivor4.png
http://img803.imageshack.us/img803/1007/survivor5.png
http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/1450/survivor6.png
http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/7325/survivor7.png
http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/7518/survivor8.png
http://img806.imageshack.us/img806/3013/survivor9.png
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/3316/survivor10.png
http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/6817/survivor11.png



























http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/5876/survivor12.png
http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/1087/survivor13.png
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/2112/survivor14.png

[x Necromorph x]

Hahahaha I love your style of humor. Great LP! Keep it up!

[Yuoaman]

Rage probably be trippin' balls too.

[Xephyr]

Rage be trippin' balls.

Episode ?: ijustfarted

Aight, so, I called the Ghostbusters, and they gave me some advice that I'll be taking shortly.

However, I have some stuff to do. More trainers? I think so. How about some humorous theme music?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBYmmWsfm60

Excellent.

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/8314/shinygoldx20.png
Oh sweet christ it's one of those weird guys that touches Pikachus at night.

And Carlos got to him...

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/7724/shinygoldx21.png
Rest assured, everyone. Quack put him out of his misery.

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/982/shinygoldx22.png
Huh. Wailmers. Are you sure you're not Yuoaman in disguise? I herd he really likes dem Wailmers.

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/8217/shinygoldx23.png
Unfortunately for you, Quack is just way too damn good.

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/9800/shinygoldx24.png
http://redriverpak.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/constipation.jpg


http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/3596/shinygoldx25.png
Oh **** it's douche.

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/2821/shinygoldx26z.png
Considering I've beaten you, what...um...2...carry the 3....three times now, I don't think you can call me a wimp.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7021/shinygoldx27.png
Well, that can be debated. Jynx, for instance, has many purposes.

;)

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/967/shinygoldx28.png
YOU CAN'T SEE ME!

(hint: I'm behind the lighthouse)


http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/8557/shinygoldx29.png
OH MY...GOD...THE TILES IN HERE...THEY'RE ALMOST WORSE THAN THE QUARTZ ABOMINATIONS!!!

Actually, I'm pretty sure they're just the same tiles from GSC. Moving on...

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/4006/shinygoldx30.png
A real gentlemen would give me all his money and Pokemon.


http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/5904/shinygoldx31.png
Dizzit is srs bsnss bro.

Owait. I forgot something.


http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/4637/shinygoldx32k.png
RAW POWER

Thanks for the random HM though. You must be drunk or something. Lay off the vodka, bud.

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8325/shinygoldx33.png
http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/2572/lukeskywalkerusb0113rme.jpg



http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/8800/shinygoldx34.png
God Rage. THIS is why you're getting kicked off the team in a matter of minutes.

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/8784/shinygoldx35.png
Urf? That sounds like something you would name your child if you wanted them to have a horrible life.

Or maybe something like 17Trainer/1. That would be pretty awful too.

http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/1107/shinygoldx36.png
Last time I faced one of you, I demolished you with Rage.

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/3990/shinygoldx37.png
But this time, Gatorade took the stage.

http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/7899/shinygoldx38.png
http://www.ricksguitarschool.com/web_images/dancing_guy_with_beard.gif

Wait wtf? That dancing dwarf has absolutely zero relevance to what just happened.

...but he is pretty fun. I can just watch him for hours :)

...but I have work to do. On to the LP.


http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/6417/shinygoldx39.png
Mmmm...how bout you and I head back to my place so we can do dirty things with our Pokemon?

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/5972/shinygoldx40.png
Or I can just thrash you. Christ, the chicks in Johto are SO hard to get.

http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/6105/shinygoldx41.png
Kent. That's probably the least attractive male name I've ever heard of.

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/4031/shinygoldx42.png
Actually, it looks like you're smiling at me.

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/1295/shinygoldx43.png

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/853/shinygoldx44g.png

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/7357/shinygoldx45.png

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/3976/shinygoldx46.png

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/2213/shinygoldx47.png
that's what she said

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/541/shinygoldx48.png
One lone Ampharos? I think you're lying to me.

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/161/shinygoldx49.png
Give it an aspirin then and we'll be on our way.

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/3815/shinygoldx50.png
Sex is the best medicine. So let's produce some medicine ;)

...ugh fine, I'll get the damn medicine for you.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Business/images-2/billy-mays-2.jpg

Hi, Billy Mays here, and I'm here to tell you about a new and exciting thing we're about to add to our Shiny Gold X LP.

It's called...

http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/fart_spray.gif
Fart in a can! Simply head to Sprout Tower and capture a Ghastly...

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7223/shinygoldx51.png

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/8381/shinygoldx52.png

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/8117/shinygoldx53.png

And stick it in a can!

...and that's about it.

Unfortunately for us, we don't need Fart in a Can, we need...

*grindgrindgrindgrind*

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/9504/shinygoldx54r.png
SCARY GHOST MONSTERS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

http://themedicalmom.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/scared-guy2.jpg



http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/6563/shinygoldx55k.png
And then we give it Shadow Ball, cause Lick is god awful, even though it's slightly dirty and is super effective against Jynx.

;)

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/8591/shinygoldx56.png
whoawtfbbq where's Gatorade? WHY AM I ON THIS THING?!?!?

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/2739/shinygoldx57.png
Well, so far, Flatulence has been doin' pretty good.

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4813/shinygoldx58.png
Pwnt.

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1939/shinygoldx59.png
Oh my god.

http://www.sitesplus.co.uk/user_docs/88/Image/Child%20awestruck%20face.jpg

The hottest chick I've seen so far in Johto.

Quick, Flatulence, rip off her clothes and put her to sleep!

...

...

...


http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/7118/shinygoldx60.png
...aha...that's...just...hypnosis wearing off...you'll be fine in a few hours!!

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/357/shinygoldx61.png
http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/7779/shinygoldx62.png
http://images3.cafepress.com/product/301327423v1_225x225_Front.jpg


And thus ends another episode.

[altariaking]

lol, "constipation another way of saying, you're full of crap!

[Xephyr]

lol, "constipation another way of saying, you're full of crap!

lawl, I love finding random funny pictures to go along with something in the lp.

[DialgaPalkiaGiratina]

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/9504/shinygoldx54r.png
SCARY GHOST MONSTERS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

http://themedicalmom.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/scared-guy2.jpg


LMAO! This is funny! Great job!

[Yuoaman]

Rage be trippin' balls.

Episode ?: ijustfarted

Aight, so, I called the Ghostbusters, and they gave me some advice that I'll be taking shortly.

However, I have some stuff to do. More trainers? I think so. How about some humorous theme music?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBYmmWsfm60

Excellent.

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/8314/shinygoldx20.png
Oh sweet christ it's one of those weird guys that touches Pikachus at night.

And Carlos got to him...

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/7724/shinygoldx21.png
Rest assured, everyone. Quack put him out of his misery.

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/982/shinygoldx22.png
Huh. Wailmers. Are you sure you're not Yuoaman in disguise? I herd he really likes dem Wailmers.

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/8217/shinygoldx23.png
Unfortunately for you, Quack is just way too damn good.

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/9800/shinygoldx24.png
http://redriverpak.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/constipation.jpg


http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/3596/shinygoldx25.png
Oh **** it's douche.

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/2821/shinygoldx26z.png
Considering I've beaten you, what...um...2...carry the 3....three times now, I don't think you can call me a wimp.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7021/shinygoldx27.png
Well, that can be debated. Jynx, for instance, has many purposes.

;)

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/967/shinygoldx28.png
YOU CAN'T SEE ME!

(hint: I'm behind the lighthouse)


http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/8557/shinygoldx29.png
OH MY...GOD...THE TILES IN HERE...THEY'RE ALMOST WORSE THAN THE QUARTZ ABOMINATIONS!!!

Actually, I'm pretty sure they're just the same tiles from GSC. Moving on...

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/4006/shinygoldx30.png
A real gentlemen would give me all his money and Pokemon.


http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/5904/shinygoldx31.png
Dizzit is srs bsnss bro.

Owait. I forgot something.


http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/4637/shinygoldx32k.png
RAW POWER

Thanks for the random HM though. You must be drunk or something. Lay off the vodka, bud.

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8325/shinygoldx33.png
http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/2572/lukeskywalkerusb0113rme.jpg



http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/8800/shinygoldx34.png
God Rage. THIS is why you're getting kicked off the team in a matter of minutes.

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/8784/shinygoldx35.png
Urf? That sounds like something you would name your child if you wanted them to have a horrible life.

Or maybe something like 17Trainer/1. That would be pretty awful too.

http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/1107/shinygoldx36.png
Last time I faced one of you, I demolished you with Rage.

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/3990/shinygoldx37.png
But this time, Gatorade took the stage.

http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/7899/shinygoldx38.png
http://www.ricksguitarschool.com/web_images/dancing_guy_with_beard.gif

Wait wtf? That dancing dwarf has absolutely zero relevance to what just happened.

...but he is pretty fun. I can just watch him for hours :)

...but I have work to do. On to the LP.


http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/6417/shinygoldx39.png
Mmmm...how bout you and I head back to my place so we can do dirty things with our Pokemon?

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/5972/shinygoldx40.png
Or I can just thrash you. Christ, the chicks in Johto are SO hard to get.

http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/6105/shinygoldx41.png
Kent. That's probably the least attractive male name I've ever heard of.

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/4031/shinygoldx42.png
Actually, it looks like you're smiling at me.

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/1295/shinygoldx43.png

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/853/shinygoldx44g.png

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/7357/shinygoldx45.png

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/3976/shinygoldx46.png

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/2213/shinygoldx47.png
that's what she said

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/541/shinygoldx48.png
One lone Ampharos? I think you're lying to me.

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/161/shinygoldx49.png
Give it an aspirin then and we'll be on our way.

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/3815/shinygoldx50.png
Sex is the best medicine. So let's produce some medicine ;)

...ugh fine, I'll get the damn medicine for you.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Business/images-2/billy-mays-2.jpg

Hi, Billy Mays here, and I'm here to tell you about a new and exciting thing we're about to add to our Shiny Gold X LP.

It's called...

http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/fart_spray.gif
Fart in a can! Simply head to Sprout Tower and capture a Ghastly...

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7223/shinygoldx51.png

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/8381/shinygoldx52.png

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/8117/shinygoldx53.png

And stick it in a can!

...and that's about it.

Unfortunately for us, we don't need Fart in a Can, we need...

*grindgrindgrindgrind*

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/9504/shinygoldx54r.png
SCARY GHOST MONSTERS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

http://themedicalmom.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/scared-guy2.jpg



http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/6563/shinygoldx55k.png
And then we give it Shadow Ball, cause Lick is god awful, even though it's slightly dirty and is super effective against Jynx.

;)

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/8591/shinygoldx56.png
whoawtfbbq where's Gatorade? WHY AM I ON THIS THING?!?!?

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/2739/shinygoldx57.png
Well, so far, Flatulence has been doin' pretty good.

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4813/shinygoldx58.png
Pwnt.

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1939/shinygoldx59.png
Oh my god.

http://www.sitesplus.co.uk/user_docs/88/Image/Child%20awestruck%20face.jpg

The hottest chick I've seen so far in Johto.

Quick, Flatulence, rip off her clothes and put her to sleep!

...

...

...


http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/7118/shinygoldx60.png
...aha...that's...just...hypnosis wearing off...you'll be fine in a few hours!!

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/357/shinygoldx61.png
http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/7779/shinygoldx62.png
http://images3.cafepress.com/product/301327423v1_225x225_Front.jpg


And thus ends another episode.

Well... I am quite the fan of Wailmers...

I think we may have to watch out for Xephyr, guys. He's sounding a little... rapey...

[dead-man-walking]

I think we may have to watch out for Xephyr, guys. He's sounding a little... rapey...
A Little? He is rapey.

And Carlos, gawd. He must burn in hell. Or maybe got himself boiled in a Boiler Room (YEA BAD PUNS FURTEHLULZ).

[Xephyr]

Episode 11: Double the Trouble!

POWER METAL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Woe84AijdEU

(worst band of all time)

Alrighty...so...we were out in the middle of the ocean yesterday. And uh...where were we going again?
http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/7346/shinygoldx01.png
o.O I really didn't want to know that...but...okay...

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/2052/shinygoldx02.png
I just wish YOU were loose and limber.

Well...maybe not loose...

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/3875/shinygoldx03.png
mmmmmmm, yes, that is indeed how I do it.

Oh look a city in the middle of the ocean. I'm assuming this is where I'm supposed to be.

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Get out of the way, *****.

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/1829/shinygoldx05.png
bullsht it isn't.

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/1874/shinygoldx06.png
Maybe next time you can spell responsibility right >_>

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/8634/shinygoldx07.png
What the hell? Why does everyone keep saying this?!? I HAVE FOUR BADGES!!

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1501/shinygoldx08.png
Wow Carlos, you've gone to a whole new level of suck. Naming people ???. That's terrible.

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/3852/shinygoldx09r.png
WTF METANG?!?

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/3538/shinygoldx10d.png
My Flatulence was too powerful.

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/3250/shinygoldx11.png
Crying to your uncle. That's low.

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/5420/shinygoldx12.png
That's just my Flatulence getting to you. I'm terribly sorry..

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/4773/shinygoldx13.png
You deserved it too.

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/6219/shinygoldx14.png
http://g.imagehost.org/0314/000b6489_medium.jpg
Yeah...I thought you might need that. You misspelled responsibility and your grammar is horrid.

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9105/shinygoldx15.png
I already won this gym? Well that's a relief!! (lawl)

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/1459/shinygoldx16.png
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7593/hypnooo.png

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/6078/shinygoldx17.png
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7593/hypnooo.png

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/9026/shinygoldx18.png
Or you peni-wait. That word is probably censored on Poke Community. So never mind.

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/6971/shinygoldx19.png
HAHA NOB. That HAD to be the work of Carlos.

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/8314/shinygoldx20.png
Lung? Carlos, you're getting a lot more clever...

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/8897/shinygoldx21z.png
HE EATS YOUR DREAMS
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LFIIzyiu27Q/R5rEp3SkohI/AAAAAAAAACU/_h81LgeNW60/s400/scared-man.jpg

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7532/shinygoldx22o.png
By my Flatulence.

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/8217/shinygoldx23.png
Apparently NIECE has to be in all capital letters.

http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/9800/shinygoldx24.png
I almost feel sorry for her. Except not really.

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8851/shinygoldx25b.png
What? I thought I already won!?

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1960/shinygoldx26b.png
Whoa! I'm sorry! Don't get so angry!
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/593/shinygoldx27k.png
Yes, I thought we established this.

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/967/shinygoldx28.png
http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2008/11/arnold-schwarzenegger.jpg


http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8557/shinygoldx29.png
o.o that seems kinda harsh

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/4006/shinygoldx30.png
o.o I'm a little scared...

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/5904/shinygoldx31.png
a-are you pooping?

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5884/shinygoldx32.png
I think he is!

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/8325/shinygoldx33.png
OH MY GOD HE JUST BROKE THAT ROCK WITH HIS FACE

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/8800/shinygoldx34.png
We're here to battle Pokemons, not fists.

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/8784/shinygoldx35.png
FINALLY!

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/1107/shinygoldx36.png
HAIRY MAMMA?

Oh yeah. Your Hariyama can't even touch me. lolololol shadow ball rape

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/3990/shinygoldx37.png
...oh. ******.

http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/7899/shinygoldx38.png
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7593/hypnooo.png


http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/6417/shinygoldx39.png
No comment.

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/5972/shinygoldx40.png
My Flatulence just wasn't strong enough...

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6105/shinygoldx41.png
Cindy > Everything else

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/4031/shinygoldx42.png
http://www.irrationalthinking.com/PowerPoint_2007_Images/woodchuck.jpg
How much wood can you chuck, Chuck?

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1295/shinygoldx43.png
Storm Badge? Wait, what?

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/2522/shinygoldx44.png
a;lkjfaskl;djfaskl;djfasjf the tms from these gyms SUCK.

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/7357/shinygoldx45.png
She's trying to gather the courage to talk to me. It's understandable, take your time.

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/972/shinygoldx46g.png
I won't accept your apology until you give me some....favors..

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/2213/shinygoldx47.png
I got my eyes on you too ;)

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/541/shinygoldx48.png
asl;djfaslk;jfsl;djfsdl;fj

I'll be calling her at a later date. Rest assured.

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/161/shinygoldx49.png
Where'd she go?!?

hint: she's behind the text box...naked

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/3815/shinygoldx50.png
DOUCHE!

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/7223/shinygoldx51.png
...no. I'm not a personal daycare service!

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/8381/shinygoldx52.png
Apparently. Jasmine could've just had sex with me...but....

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8117/shinygoldx53.png
What's so SECRET about it?
http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/1336/secretpotion.png
.....oh.

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/885/shinygoldx54.png
No. I'm on a f#$(^$ Lapras <_<

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/2987/shinygoldx55.png
WHOA THERE BUDDY.

There's a lot of drunken sailors around this town...

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8591/shinygoldx56.png
...I borrowed some of the alcohol from those sailors and uh...yeah. Not one of my shining moments.

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2739/shinygoldx57.png
Oh my god. It's a butt pirate. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4813/shinygoldx58.png
WHAT?! NOO!!

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/1939/shinygoldx59.png
..will...do....

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/7118/shinygoldx60.png
Well, considering what's in it...I'm not entirely sure o.o

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/357/shinygoldx61.png
...be careful with it o.o

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/7779/shinygoldx62.png
Oh, I am.

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5853/shinygoldx63.png
WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT YOU?

http://img816.imageshack.us/img816/6926/shinygoldx64.png
<_<

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/1606/shinygoldx65.png
OH MY GOD IT'S CARLOS.

Wait, what? You didn't beat me. Are you stoned or something?


http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8428/shinygoldx66.png
What new Pokemon? LEMME SEEEE

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/4889/shinygoldx67.png
Yeah, *****. You jealous?

http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/3489/shinygoldx68.png
...wait.

FLASHBACK:
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9105/shinygoldx15.png

...You already beat that gym!


http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/428/shinygoldx69.png
Okay Zel, seriously, don't use words like crap in a Pokemon game >_>

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4367/shinygoldx70.png
Newly discovered? I've known about this type for...what...over ten years now?

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/1276/shinygoldx71.png
Thanks for the advice, advice-giving man.

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/466/shinygoldx72.png
Jitou? Wow Carlos, that's like the worst one yet.

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2163/shinygoldx73.png
Yeah, because Jasmine's in here

;)

http://img806.imageshack.us/img806/3696/shinygoldx74.png
No thanks to you. Selfish *****.

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2032/shinygoldx75.png

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/4154/shinygoldx76.png

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4618/shinygoldx77.png
<_<
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/7628/shinygoldx78.png

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/9288/shinygoldx79.png
SHUT THE HELL UP AND SUCK MY-

I mean...yes, let's just battle..

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/2015/shinygoldx80.png

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/183/shinygoldx81.png
Gatorade has no problems with Magneton.

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/1276/shinygoldx82.png
Or Lairon.

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/3710/shinygoldx83.png
...or Steelix.

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/8330/shinygoldx84.png
And pretty much everything else in the universe.

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/3472/shinygoldx85.png
http://blog.oregonlive.com/themombeat/2009/02/rock_solid_solutions_small.jpg

Yay, minerals!! :3

Two gym leaders in one episode. win.

[dead-man-walking]

Episode 11: Double the Trouble!

POWER METAL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Woe84AijdEU

(worst band of all time)

Alrighty...so...we were out in the middle of the ocean yesterday. And uh...where were we going again?
http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/7346/shinygoldx01.png
o.O I really didn't want to know that...but...okay...

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/2052/shinygoldx02.png
I just wish YOU were loose and limber.

Well...maybe not loose...

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/3875/shinygoldx03.png
mmmmmmm, yes, that is indeed how I do it.

Oh look a city in the middle of the ocean. I'm assuming this is where I'm supposed to be.

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Get out of the way, *****.

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/1829/shinygoldx05.png
bullsht it isn't.

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/1874/shinygoldx06.png
Maybe next time you can spell responsibility right >_>

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/8634/shinygoldx07.png
What the hell? Why does everyone keep saying this?!? I HAVE FOUR BADGES!!

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1501/shinygoldx08.png
Wow Carlos, you've gone to a whole new level of suck. Naming people ???. That's terrible.

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/3852/shinygoldx09r.png
WTF METANG?!?

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/3538/shinygoldx10d.png
My Flatulence was too powerful.

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/3250/shinygoldx11.png
Crying to your uncle. That's low.

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/5420/shinygoldx12.png
That's just my Flatulence getting to you. I'm terribly sorry..

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/4773/shinygoldx13.png
You deserved it too.

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/6219/shinygoldx14.png
http://g.imagehost.org/0314/000b6489_medium.jpg
Yeah...I thought you might need that. You misspelled responsibility and your grammar is horrid.

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9105/shinygoldx15.png
I already won this gym? Well that's a relief!! (lawl)

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/1459/shinygoldx16.png
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7593/hypnooo.png

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/6078/shinygoldx17.png
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7593/hypnooo.png

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/9026/shinygoldx18.png
Or you peni-wait. That word is probably censored on Poke Community. So never mind.

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/6971/shinygoldx19.png
HAHA NOB. That HAD to be the work of Carlos.

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/8314/shinygoldx20.png
Lung? Carlos, you're getting a lot more clever...

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/8897/shinygoldx21z.png
HE EATS YOUR DREAMS
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LFIIzyiu27Q/R5rEp3SkohI/AAAAAAAAACU/_h81LgeNW60/s400/scared-man.jpg

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7532/shinygoldx22o.png
By my Flatulence.

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/8217/shinygoldx23.png
Apparently NIECE has to be in all capital letters.

http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/9800/shinygoldx24.png
I almost feel sorry for her. Except not really.

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8851/shinygoldx25b.png
What? I thought I already won!?

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1960/shinygoldx26b.png
Whoa! I'm sorry! Don't get so angry!
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/593/shinygoldx27k.png
Yes, I thought we established this.

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/967/shinygoldx28.png
http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2008/11/arnold-schwarzenegger.jpg


http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8557/shinygoldx29.png
o.o that seems kinda harsh

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/4006/shinygoldx30.png
o.o I'm a little scared...

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/5904/shinygoldx31.png
a-are you pooping?

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5884/shinygoldx32.png
I think he is!

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/8325/shinygoldx33.png
OH MY GOD HE JUST BROKE THAT ROCK WITH HIS FACE

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/8800/shinygoldx34.png
We're here to battle Pokemons, not fists.

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/8784/shinygoldx35.png
FINALLY!

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/1107/shinygoldx36.png
HAIRY MAMMA?

Oh yeah. Your Hariyama can't even touch me. lolololol shadow ball rape

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/3990/shinygoldx37.png
...oh. ******.

http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/7899/shinygoldx38.png
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7593/hypnooo.png


http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/6417/shinygoldx39.png
No comment.

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/5972/shinygoldx40.png
My Flatulence just wasn't strong enough...

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6105/shinygoldx41.png
Cindy > Everything else

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/4031/shinygoldx42.png
http://www.irrationalthinking.com/PowerPoint_2007_Images/woodchuck.jpg
How much wood can you chuck, Chuck?

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1295/shinygoldx43.png
Storm Badge? Wait, what?

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/2522/shinygoldx44.png
a;lkjfaskl;djfaskl;djfasjf the tms from these gyms SUCK.

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/7357/shinygoldx45.png
She's trying to gather the courage to talk to me. It's understandable, take your time.

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/972/shinygoldx46g.png
I won't accept your apology until you give me some....favors..

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/2213/shinygoldx47.png
I got my eyes on you too ;)

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/541/shinygoldx48.png
asl;djfaslk;jfsl;djfsdl;fj

I'll be calling her at a later date. Rest assured.

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/161/shinygoldx49.png
Where'd she go?!?

hint: she's behind the text box...naked

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/3815/shinygoldx50.png
DOUCHE!

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/7223/shinygoldx51.png
...no. I'm not a personal daycare service!

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/8381/shinygoldx52.png
Apparently. Jasmine could've just had sex with me...but....

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8117/shinygoldx53.png
What's so SECRET about it?
http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/1336/secretpotion.png
.....oh.

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/885/shinygoldx54.png
No. I'm on a f#$(^$ Lapras <_<

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/2987/shinygoldx55.png
WHOA THERE BUDDY.

There's a lot of drunken sailors around this town...

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8591/shinygoldx56.png
...I borrowed some of the alcohol from those sailors and uh...yeah. Not one of my shining moments.

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2739/shinygoldx57.png
Oh my god. It's a butt pirate. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4813/shinygoldx58.png
WHAT?! NOO!!

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/1939/shinygoldx59.png
..will...do....

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/7118/shinygoldx60.png
Well, considering what's in it...I'm not entirely sure o.o

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/357/shinygoldx61.png
...be careful with it o.o

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/7779/shinygoldx62.png
Oh, I am.

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5853/shinygoldx63.png
WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT YOU?

http://img816.imageshack.us/img816/6926/shinygoldx64.png
<_<

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/1606/shinygoldx65.png
OH MY GOD IT'S CARLOS.

Wait, what? You didn't beat me. Are you stoned or something?


http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8428/shinygoldx66.png
What new Pokemon? LEMME SEEEE

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/4889/shinygoldx67.png
Yeah, *****. You jealous?

http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/3489/shinygoldx68.png
...wait.

FLASHBACK:
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9105/shinygoldx15.png

...You already beat that gym!


http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/428/shinygoldx69.png
Okay Zel, seriously, don't use words like crap in a Pokemon game >_>

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4367/shinygoldx70.png
Newly discovered? I've known about this type for...what...over ten years now?

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/1276/shinygoldx71.png
Thanks for the advice, advice-giving man.

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/466/shinygoldx72.png
Jitou? Wow Carlos, that's like the worst one yet.

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2163/shinygoldx73.png
Yeah, because Jasmine's in here

;)

http://img806.imageshack.us/img806/3696/shinygoldx74.png
No thanks to you. Selfish *****.

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2032/shinygoldx75.png

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/4154/shinygoldx76.png

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4618/shinygoldx77.png
<_<
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/7628/shinygoldx78.png

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/9288/shinygoldx79.png
SHUT THE HELL UP AND SUCK MY-

I mean...yes, let's just battle..

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/2015/shinygoldx80.png

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/183/shinygoldx81.png
Gatorade has no problems with Magneton.

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/1276/shinygoldx82.png
Or Lairon.

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/3710/shinygoldx83.png
...or Steelix.

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/8330/shinygoldx84.png
And pretty much everything else in the universe.

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/3472/shinygoldx85.png
http://blog.oregonlive.com/themombeat/2009/02/rock_solid_solutions_small.jpg

Yay, minerals!! :3

Two gym leaders in one episode. win.

Best yet. Epic win.

Behind the text box? Naked? O_o

[Xephyr]

Best yet. Epic win.

Behind the text box? Naked? O_o

Lawl. Thanks. It's becoming difficult to keep making entertaining so I'm glad to hear people are still enjoying it and that my efforts aren't in vain.

[Yuoaman]

Lawl. Thanks. It's becoming difficult to keep making entertaining so I'm glad to hear people are still enjoying it and that my efforts aren't in vain.

Don't worry about it, we all love watching your rapey exploits.

[dead-man-walking]

Oh, and you forgot to replace Rage on yo' sig.

[Xephyr]

Oh, and you forgot to replace Rage on yo' sig.

Oh my bad. I'll get to that...eventually.

Also, the rapey exploits portrayed in this LP are merely from the in-game character's point of view. I swear. :P

New episode in a bit? I think so! Perhaps I can down Team Rocket in one episode?

[GreenLanturn]

I gotta say i truley love bromar, hes the man.

[Quilava's Master]

Love this funny jokes and great running gags, but the random pics in the most recent chapter(s) take away from your own brand of humor (as in you're relying to heavily on the pictures than your own, obviously funny, style of humor).

[dead-man-walking]

Oh my bad. I'll get to that...eventually.

Also, the rapey exploits portrayed in this LP are merely from the in-game character's point of view. I swear. :P

New episode in a bit? I think so! Perhaps I can down Team Rocket in one episode?
Team Rocket is as easy as pie. I downed them in about 10 Minutes. xD

And prepare to get Ho-oh! I wonder what witty name will you find for the poor bird. xD

[Xephyr]

Love this funny jokes and great running gags, but the random pics in the most recent chapter(s) take away from your own brand of humor (as in you're relying to heavily on the pictures than your own, obviously funny, style of humor).

I can definitely see what you mean here. Of course, a majority of the pictures contain some editting by me in order to remain relevant. I just feel that the pictures add to the humor sometimes. I'll try to cut down on them if necessary.

[Mattysaurus]

These are great. You and Yuoaman are the greatest at these. Keep up the good work. And to make it seem longer, you could possibly go into all the hidden areas that Zel put in? I don't know, but yeah, good job. ;D

[dead-man-walking]

I think he won't really search for Hidden Places, like for example *SPOILER*Treecko'sHidingPlace*SPOILER*.

[Xephyr]

I don't really wanna make it longer...I'm hoping to finish this in around 20-ish episodes, similar to how long a season of a TV show would be.

Anyhow, here we goes:

Episode 12: F*** Team Rocket

So, I played through this and took the screenshots a while ago, so I'm not very sure at all where we are.

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/7346/shinygoldx01.png
Huh. Well, off to Mahogany Town then!

http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/2052/shinygoldx02.png
Sounds scary. I'm just gonna move on and save that for later.

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/3875/shinygoldx03.png
This far? It was like a two minute journey from Ecruteak.

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Actually, I was there a while ago when I nabbed the Red Scale for the Exp. Share so I could train my weak Pokemon.

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/1829/shinygoldx05.png
If you call me sonny boy ever again, I will cut off all of your limbs and feed them to Gatorade.

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/1874/shinygoldx06.png
Hmmm...well, a RAGECANDYBAR does sound quite good. How much are you asking for a RAGECANDYBAR?

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8634/shinygoldx07.png
You must be crazy! Three hundred dollars for a RAGECANDYBAR is absolutely ludicrous! If you charged five dollars for a RAGECANDYBAR, there's a chance I would purchase the RAGECANDYBAR, but while the RAGECANDYBAR is at this price, there's no chance I'm going to purchase a RAGECANDYBAR.

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/1501/shinygoldx08.png
Oh god.

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/7472/shinygoldx09j.png
Especially when you lose to a flower.

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/3324/shinygoldx10.png

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/3250/shinygoldx11.png
I'm still underleveled? Sweet mother of jesus.

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/5420/shinygoldx12.png
Dizzit is just way too awesome.

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/4773/shinygoldx13.png
That darn Douche guy!

http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/6219/shinygoldx14.png
Well, I guess I have no choice, because that scam artist selling the RAGECANDYBARs won't let me by him even if I do buy a RAGECANDYBAR.

http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/9105/shinygoldx15.png
Hmm. Apparently radio broadcast = evolution of Magikarps.

http://mirror.servut.us/kuvat/meinung/lol_wut_pear_pink.jpg

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/1459/shinygoldx16.png
Whoa whoa whoa. Mysterious house in the middle of a strange maze of conveniently placed trees? This guy has to be some kind of inbred cannibal.

Proceed with caution...


http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/6078/shinygoldx17.png
AAAAA DON'T EAT ME

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/9026/shinygoldx18.png
OH MY GOD HE'S GONNA FEAST ON MY SKULL

http://img816.imageshack.us/img816/6971/shinygoldx19.png
HE'S GONNA TURN MY POKEMON INTO CANNIBALS?!!??


http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/9990/shinygoldx20z.png
...oh. It's just a TM. That was anti-climactic.

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/7724/shinygoldx21.png
Oh hey. It's my stalker again.

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/982/shinygoldx22.png
She thought of me and instantly was sent into an extremely powerful orgasm.

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/8217/shinygoldx23.png
Yeah *****.

Although, it's a pretty stupid mission. We want Magikarp to evolve. Why not keep the radio broadcast going?

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/9800/shinygoldx24.png
Not at all, actually.

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3596/shinygoldx25.png
If you evolve your Metang, I'll think about it.

http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/1394/shinygoldx26.png
<_<

http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/7021/shinygoldx27.png
*Xephyr inserted various sex toys into bag*

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/967/shinygoldx28.png
Ohhh yeah. She totally has the hots for me.

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/8557/shinygoldx29.png
F*** you Lance I was busy talkin' to mah girl.

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/4006/shinygoldx30.png
All I see is a strangely colored box.

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/5904/shinygoldx31.png
REAL CLEVER TEAM ROCKET, YOU HID THE STAIRS UNDER A BOX.

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/5884/shinygoldx32.png
WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?!?

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/8325/shinygoldx33.png
Oh no you didn't.

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/2180/43918991.png
Bromar. A man of many words.

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/8800/shinygoldx34.png
You sure have.

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/8784/shinygoldx35.png
WTF IS THIS COME KIND OF SICK ********?!

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/1107/shinygoldx36.png
In every machine?

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/1747/shinygoldx37x.png
lawlolmaoroflxd ninjas.

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/7899/shinygoldx38.png
There is something seriously wrong with you.

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/6417/shinygoldx39.png
Screw you I'm owning these fags.

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/6276/shinygoldx40c.png
No they're not.

I'm really beginning to hate this guy.

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/6105/shinygoldx41.png
As long as it's not the Secret Potion...eck

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/4031/shinygoldx42.png
Actually, I'm just doing this to get pussy.

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/1295/shinygoldx43.png
Well that's idiotic.

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/2522/shinygoldx44.png
Which means hardly anyone can get into the boss's room.

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/7357/shinygoldx45.png
Probably cause you NEVER LEFT HIM ALONE. You're SO ANNOYING.

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/3976/shinygoldx46.png
Actually, Gatorade's sexy powers cost you.


http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/7346/shinygoldx01.png
Do you people have like a fetish for Slowpoke Tails? I mean really.

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7604/shinygoldx02s.png
ALRIGHT YODA

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/3875/shinygoldx03.png
Cindy just got a lot epic-er.

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Douche did what to you?

I didn't know he rolled that way...

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/1829/shinygoldx05.png
IT'S THE GUY THAT CREAMS ON WOMEN!

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/1874/shinygoldx06.png
I vaguely remember you saying something like that.

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/8634/shinygoldx07.png
You mean Lance? Yeah, he might just take the Douche of the Year award from you.

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/1501/shinygoldx08.png
It's because you suck, bro.

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/4568/shinygoldx09.png
Dude he has like Dragonites and stuff you have no chance.

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/3324/shinygoldx10.png
Did he say dirty things to you?

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/3250/shinygoldx11.png
Well neither do I.

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/5420/shinygoldx12.png
A bleeding heart? That's a creative thing to call him.

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/4773/shinygoldx13.png
Gasp!

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/6219/shinygoldx14.png
I'm extremely tired of random Team Rocket members telling me to do things.

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/9105/shinygoldx15.png
You're probably worse <_<

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/1459/shinygoldx16.png
Wait. Don't you mean James?

...confusion.

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/6078/shinygoldx17.png
...more confusion.

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/9026/shinygoldx18.png
I hate double battles. Oh well. Gatorade, spam surf.

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/6971/shinygoldx19.png
<_<

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/2209/shinygoldx20w.png
GIOVANNI, eh? Sounds Italian.

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/7724/shinygoldx21.png
Whoa bro. You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.

http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/982/shinygoldx22.png
One day, bird, you'll be saying HAIL XEPHYR instead.

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/6177/shinygoldx23l.png
WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN?

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/9800/shinygoldx24.png
Um...I'd bet money that I can.

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/3596/shinygoldx25.png
Oh for god sakes Lance I was just about to slaughter these two at once.

http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/1394/shinygoldx26.png
Ewww she's ugly.

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1577/shinygoldx27m.png
Tell Bromar something he doesn't know.

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/967/shinygoldx28.png
Yeah, you evolved a bunch of Magikarp. I'd say you passed with flying colors.

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8557/shinygoldx29.png
What, Douche? Nah, he'll be fine.

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/4006/shinygoldx30.png
Why? Magikarp blows.

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/5904/shinygoldx31.png
Ugh fine. Quack, do your business.

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/5884/shinygoldx32.png
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8325/shinygoldx33.png
http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/8800/shinygoldx34.png

And thus the reign of Team Rocket in Mahogany Town is over. In the next episode, we finish them off in Goldenrod and smash the Mahogany Gym!

[dead-man-walking]

Don't you smash Pryce first? Or....

Last episode were MORE FUNNY. You got a bit generic here. ):

[Xephyr]

Last episode were. You got a bit generic here. ):

wut? i don't know what you're saying here.

[dead-man-walking]

Were more funny. Crap. I missed 'em darn typos! D:

[Xephyr]

Ah, gotcha. Fair enough lol.

[Petrex]

edit, episode 4, in illex forest, "its big, dark, and scary!" "scariest thing is a metapod"
..dude i expected more from you....
better response..:

thats what your mom said while she was-
never mind, got carried away again.

[Xephyr]

edit, episode 4, in illex forest, "its big, dark, and scary!" "scariest thing is a metapod"
..dude i expected more from you....
better response..:

thats what your mom said while she was-
never mind, got carried away again.

lol well I thought that was actually legitimately funny and I think I should have some non-raunchy jokes every now and then.

[MiniM00se]

xD This is about the most hilarious thing I've ever read! Great job! I can't wait for the next episode!

I would quote one part I found very funny like others have, but I found almost every single part funny!

[Xephyr]

lol thank you sir. Your post is kind of...doubled...though...by the way.


Just gonna let everyone know that we get a new team member in the next episode! Yeah, I like to switch up team members a lot to keep it interesting. That also means someone gets replaced! Speculate.

[Mattysaurus]

OH GOD WHY XEPHYR?! >:U

But seriously, it better not be Bromar. I'll cry. ;;

[Xephyr]

Let's just say the new team member is part flying type, and then its other type is something I already have on my team. (Fire, psychic, water, grass, poison, ground, ghost).

[Mattysaurus]

Let's just say the new team member is part flying type, and then its other type is something I already have on my team. (Fire, psychic, water, grass, poison, ground, ghost).

5 bucks says it Tropius and you get rid of Roselia. ;;

[dead-man-walking]

Ten cents says it's Ho-oh and you get rid of Bromar.

[Mattysaurus]

But Bromar's my bro, bro. ;;

[dead-man-walking]

^How could a dinosaur be friends with a duck-man? :D (It's a joke for the hell of it)

Other possibilities:
-Gyarados fo' Gatorade
-Gligar fo' Quack

Well, just that.

[Mattysaurus]

You can't forget that some Hoenn pokemon roam Johto which is how he got Cindy.
I really think he is gonna get Tropius for some reason.

[Xephyr]

5 bucks says it Tropius and you get rid of Roselia. ;;

Episode 13: Fruit Trees and Stuff

Right, so, on second thought, I'm gonna put off fighting Team Rocket in Goldenrod for as long as possible.

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7346/shinygoldx01.png
http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/%7Estlawgen/CEMETERY/Teresa/Oswegatchie/Edgar%20and%20Patrick%20Briggs%20Pryce.JPG
Time to own.


http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/2052/shinygoldx02.png
I'm assuming that some ski term, but I'm not gonna bother looking into it.

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/3599/shinygoldx03u.png
Bromar tends to do that to people.


http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/6285/shinygoldx04.png
moar like:

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/8481/bromar.png


http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/1829/shinygoldx05.png
How is that even possible? He must've taken advantage of me wasting my time with Team Rocket.

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/1874/shinygoldx06.png
http://lanceballance.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/ronald.jpg

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/8634/shinygoldx07.png
Don't you dare..

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/1501/shinygoldx08.png
Oh you *****.

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/4568/shinygoldx09.png
Rest?!? Oh, you're in for it now.

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/3324/shinygoldx10.png
BECAUSE MY FLATULENCE EATS DREAAAMS

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/3250/shinygoldx11.png
...<_<

http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/5420/shinygoldx12.png
Dizzit just got significantly cooler.

k so i need to grind some. *heads north for a bit*

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/4773/shinygoldx13.png
Yeah, I'm OCD about making everyone the same level.

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/6219/shinygoldx14.png
Is he secretly a narcissistic child-grabbing pedophile that has a massive penis and likes to have sex with Cloysters and Jynx?!!?

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/9105/shinygoldx15.png
OH MY GOD

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/1459/shinygoldx16.png
The suspense is killing me.

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/6078/shinygoldx17.png
...oh. Anticlimactic. What a weirdo.

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/1208/shinygoldx18f.png
Not at all. It's quite frustrating actually.

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/6971/shinygoldx19.png
I'd like to shove my skis between those legs ;)

Wait, what? That didn't even make sense.

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/8314/shinygoldx20.png
OH DEAR

GATORADE, CONTROL YOURSELF.

...ooooh god he just **** all over Cindy and then ****** to *** for ***** for the third time.


http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/7724/shinygoldx21.png
Bromar is way too hot for you Jynx, stop trying.

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/982/shinygoldx22.png
You're probably right.

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/8217/shinygoldx23.png
Like what? They get caught by little children and forced to battle until they die. I don't think that's happened to me in a while. Not sure about you.

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/9800/shinygoldx24.png
...Wait a second. Aren't you the old guy from the top of Sprout Tower?

FLASHBACK:
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/1459/shinygoldx16.png

IT IS YOU!

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/3596/shinygoldx25.png
I've beat you before, and I'll beat you again.

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/1394/shinygoldx26.png

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7021/shinygoldx27.png
al;fsdkjfaskl;jfdaskl;djf

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/967/shinygoldx28.png
Oh. That was easy enough.

http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/8557/shinygoldx29.png
...as was that.

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/4006/shinygoldx30.png
Unfortunately, this will be the last move Cindy ever makes on this team.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5904/shinygoldx31.png
Rest in peace, Cindy.

....about 100 Headbutts and Rests later...

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/5884/shinygoldx32.png
I f****** hate Dewgongs.

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/9677/shinygoldx33u.png
As opposed to fake whirlpools?

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/8800/shinygoldx34.png
*slams head into desk*

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8784/shinygoldx35.png
Ah sweet, I get to hear my new ring tone.

http://www.toysit.com/jigglypuff-pokemon/jigglypuff-pop.gif

Her voice is soothing, really.


http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/1081/shinygoldx36n.png
Obviously, idiot. I just defeated most of 'em last episode.

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/3990/shinygoldx37.png
Oh hey, the RAGECANDYBAR guy is no longer attempting to sell RAGECANDYBARs to potential RAGECANDYBAR consumers. Now I can progress through to Route 44 without being pestered by a RAGECANDYBAR salesman!

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/7899/shinygoldx38.png
If you win, I will give you a *******. That's how sure I am that you're not going to win.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/5972/shinygoldx40.png
HE MAKES DEM BALLS FLOAT!

http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/6105/shinygoldx41.png
11:11. I just thought I'd take a random screen of that.

And now.

The moment we've all been waiting for.

*surfs to that random patch of grass on this route*

*about an hour and a half later*

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/7346/shinygoldx01.png
http://suta-raito.com/images2/Tropius.gif
awww! look how cute he is!


http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/2052/shinygoldx02.png
That was easier than I thought.

I've had the nickname in mind ever since I saw you can find Tropius on this route.

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/3875/shinygoldx03.png
YES.

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Seeya Cindy. :'(

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/1829/shinygoldx05.png
Well that's an absolutely awful moveset, NumNums. Oh well, I'll make it better with Fl-

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/1874/shinygoldx06.png
............I never bothered to get Fly when I was in Cianwood.

<_< *goes ALL THE WAY back to Cianwood*

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/8634/shinygoldx07.png
This was the most tedious mission of all time.

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/1501/shinygoldx08.png
Liar, you can't fly to route, now can you?

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/4568/shinygoldx09.png


^_^

...you know the drill. *grindgrindgrindgrind*

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/3324/shinygoldx10.png
Somebody has an addiction. Kinda like how I'm addicted to the female anatomy and crack.

http://politicalpartypooper.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/bm1172say-no-to-crack-posters.jpg

And we ain't talkin' bout that kind of crack.


http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/3250/shinygoldx11.png
<_<

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/5886/shinygoldx12v.png
Well, I'm gonna own you with NumNums and then finish this episode.

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/4773/shinygoldx13.png
Eeeeexcellent.

[Quilava's Master]

lmfao that was hilarious! Especially the Gilligan Cut after Haunter used Dream Eater, lmfao!

[Mattysaurus]

Thank god it wasn't Bromar.
I just had a feeling it was gonna be Tropius. Good going.

And nice update. Haha, say no to crack. ;D

[dead-man-walking]

Dream Eater ending Dewgong's life is just... ROFLMAO

So, not getting da big bird yet eh (WARNING: Ho-oh is Level freaking 45)?

[Xephyr]

I'm not gonna use Ho-oh. I'm extremely against using legendary in-game for some reason.

And Tropius is awesome. All there is to it.

Though I need to make him a bit stronger...you'll see why in...A NEW EPISODE!

I'm pretty sure episodes should be coming pretty steadily now for a while. Enjoy this one guys, cause I definitely didn't <_<

Episode 14: Kings and Cows


http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/7346/shinygoldx01.png
You look hot.

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/2052/shinygoldx02.png
Very banga-CYBIL? What kind of name is that?!

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/3875/shinygoldx03.png
HA. HA. SUCK IT BUTTERFREE. HA. YOU CAN'T HIT ME.

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/3093/shinygoldx04z.png
NumNums just tripled in coolness.

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/1829/shinygoldx05.png
Anything?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3V7t_j5Edqs/R6SpdRSPqHI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/nbIRgdZ-5b4/s320/ugly%2520person%5B1%5D.jpg

Would you bang that for a rare Pokemon?


http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/1874/shinygoldx06.png
Oh come on Flatulence, Rhyhorn isn't that scary.

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/8634/shinygoldx07.png
Back off, NumNums is MY fruit tree.

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/2236/shinygoldx08w.png
So what? It's a f@*$(#! Poliwag.

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/4568/shinygoldx09.png
My Carlos senses are tingling. Perhaps I'll see him soon...(not foreshadowing)


http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/3324/shinygoldx10.png
I can tell you're slightly homosexual by you looking at me in such a manner.

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/3250/shinygoldx11.png
ASKLDFJASKL;JFASKLJF

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/5420/shinygoldx12.png
Okay Flatulence, this time I don't blame you for being scared.

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/4773/shinygoldx13.png
Oh god.

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/6219/shinygoldx14.png
nubby nub.

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/1470/shinygoldx15x.png
Do you know about MY GENITALS?

Wait...IS THAT CARLOS?!?!?@

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9076/shinygoldx16q.png
Agh...Carlos got to him...I was too late...

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/6078/shinygoldx17.png
I've been told.

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/9026/shinygoldx18.png
I'll call Bill Murray! He'll know what to do!

*ring ring*

"Hello?"

"BILL! IT'S CARLOS! WHAT DO I DO?!?"

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/9340/murray.png
...Bill! That's terrible advice!

Forget it.

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/6971/shinygoldx19.png
o.o maybe Jynx is there...

I have to go.


http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/8314/shinygoldx20.png
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/7724/shinygoldx21.png
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/982/shinygoldx22.png
http://img805.imageshack.us/img805/8217/shinygoldx23.png
HE'S JUST TOO SCARY

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/9800/shinygoldx24.png
Whew. Okay. I have to do this.

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/3596/shinygoldx25.png
Let's put Quack up front. Logical choice, right?

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/1394/shinygoldx26.png
Dude when he laughed like that my face was like: http://myfacewhen.com/248/


http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/7021/shinygoldx27.png
Well. You cheated.

http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/967/shinygoldx28.png
You probably sucked Pryce off and got the badge that way.

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/8557/shinygoldx29.png
Not if I kidnap you and keep you in my basement first!

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/4006/shinygoldx30.png


http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/5904/shinygoldx31.png
al;kdjfasl;dfjsdkfjaslfdj WHAT IS THAT THING AND WHY IS IT LEVEL 48???

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/5884/shinygoldx32.png
@_@

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/8325/shinygoldx33.png
..............I hate you.

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/8800/shinygoldx34.png
One down, four to go.

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8784/shinygoldx35.png
You're really starting to get on my nerves, Carlos.

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6885/shinygoldx36w.png
Oh, blow me.

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/3990/shinygoldx37.png
ASDFKSDF

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/7899/shinygoldx38.png
Thank god.

http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/6417/shinygoldx39.png
Oh god. Let's do this, NumNums.

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/5972/shinygoldx40.png
I was basically taking this to show you all how NumNums only did like SIX DAMAGE. YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHI-

I'm sorry Nummers. I overreacted. It won't happen again I swea-

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/6105/shinygoldx41.png
Okay, we're still doing good here.

...oh. Yawn. Excellent.

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/4031/shinygoldx42.png
Ha! Take that!

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/1295/shinygoldx43.png

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/2522/shinygoldx44.png

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/7044/shinygoldx45f.png
........it was asleep for one turn. ONE. TURN.

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/3976/shinygoldx46.png
NUMNUMS, I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL SEVER YOUR BANANAS.

And I mean the fruit. I'm not that sadistic.

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/6168/shinygoldx47r.png
Sigh. I'm not gonna need some support.

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/6083/shinygoldx48m.png
This is as unenjoyable as testicular cancer.

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/3283/shinygoldx49f.png
CARLOS, I AM GOING TO KILL YOUR FAMILY. I SWEAR. TO GOD.

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/3815/shinygoldx50.png
http://zoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/head-explodes-big-761159.jpg

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/7223/shinygoldx51.png
You're my only hope, Nummers. Like, srsly.

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/8381/shinygoldx52.png
OH. MY. GOD.

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/8117/shinygoldx53.png
Oh, that was decent damage. Do that again.

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/885/shinygoldx54.png
...

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/5497/shinygoldx55x.png
http://www.cineasten.de/bilder/filme/extreme-rage/l.jpg


http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8591/shinygoldx56.png
Please. For the love of god. Kill the Slowking.

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/2739/shinygoldx57.png
...

http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/4813/shinygoldx58.png
http://weepingcherries.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/praise_god.jpg

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/1939/shinygoldx59.png
...Miltank? That can't be too difficult, can it?

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/8682/shinygoldx60j.png
Time to rock and roll.

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/357/shinygoldx61.png
YOU ****ING **** *** DRINKING BASTARD COW ****ER DICK SUCKING ******* EATING ****ER **** BASTARD *****.

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7779/shinygoldx62.png
You're my only hope. *prays*

http://img805.imageshack.us/img805/5853/shinygoldx63.png
**** **** **** **** **** ****

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/6926/shinygoldx64.png
...

http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/1606/shinygoldx65.png
...

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/8428/shinygoldx66.png

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4889/shinygoldx67.png

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/3489/shinygoldx68.png
This ain't over, Carlos. I'll be back.

[Manipulation]

Uh, can you lay off the swearing, please. D:

[dragoniteuser]

Uh, can you lay off the swearing, please. D:


Why he's funny, and besides he's censoring most of them...

[Xephyr]

Uh, can you lay off the swearing, please. D:

90% of them are censored anyway.

[Manipulation]

That doesn't matter, this forum has young children posting on it, it's bad influence on them. u_u

[JasonX3333]

That doesn't matter, this forum has young children posting on it, it's bad influence on them. u_u

What children im pretty sure almost everyone here is about at least 11,also children that are in elementary curse alot so yea.

[Xephyr]

That doesn't matter, this forum has young children posting on it, it's bad influence on them. u_u

<_< so if it's censored, they won't know what words are being said. and if they do know the words and what they mean, I'm pretty sure they've already been hit by pretty bad influences if they know that and are only ten or eleven.

[Blaziquaza]

Yay for funny stuff. XD Love this LP. :D

[Mattysaurus]

Awwhh, when's the next update? :3
I thought if was really funny, tbh.

Manipulation, what if he uses 13+ warning spoilers or something?

[SehCure]

LOL!

Great.
Loved
Maybe if you weren't so fat, you wouldn't need to take breaks.
;D

[redsaber5859]

LOL I'm so doing a chaos black LP, this thread is HI-LARION (lairon get high a lot so no need to evolve them XD) and lairon are funnier than magmar XD

[dragoniteuser]

Oh come on!
Give us some updates!
Your LP was hilarious!

[Xephyr]

Sorry guys...I haven't had much time to work on this. Life, ya know? I'll probably have time to get the playing and screenshots done tomorrow-ish and then I'll post as soon as I can.

On a lighter note, today's my birthday. I'm pretty excited about that.

[redsaber5859]

HAPPY B-DAY! HOPE YOU GET PIED! (i got pied on my b-day, jealous?)

on another note, SWEET ANOTHER UPDADTE
this is prob. the best lp ive read

[MiniM00se]

Sorry guys...I haven't had much time to work on this. Life, ya know? I'll probably have time to get the playing and screenshots done tomorrow-ish and then I'll post as soon as I can.

On a lighter note, today's my birthday. I'm pretty excited about that.
Yay! More updates! (I VMed you and PMed you on Youtube a few days ago...

And happy birthday! Oh.. I'm too late D:

I hope it was fun and stuffz!

[Xephyr]

Up

Date

Episode 15: Of Mice and Douches; Part 1

Unrelated depressing song that's about people being faithful or something: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVs4jDL-JBo

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/7346/shinygoldx01.png
Well, Carlos is a gay men lover, so let's go destroy Team Rocket and then we'll come kick his ass.


http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/2052/shinygoldx02.png
In the case of Jynx, they can also be sold into prostitution. But that's completely unrelated.

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/2200/shinygoldx03h.png
Oh shut up with your imperative sentences and your red text and your Team Rocket...ness.

http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/6285/shinygoldx04.png
What the hell? I think you have a severe case of schizophrenia, ma'am.

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1829/shinygoldx05.png
I really just wanna shoot you in the face. With a firearm of some sort.

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/1705/shinygoldx06b.png
Taste it?

http://www.gallettas.com/images/TasteItSavorIt.jpg


http://img806.imageshack.us/img806/8634/shinygoldx07.png
Cave = Radio Tower

It makes sense, if you think about it hard enough.

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/1501/shinygoldx08.png
Well no ****, this tower is currently overrun by an evil crime organization, idiot.

http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/4568/shinygoldx09.png
<_< Nummers, you seriously need to start sucking less. That was just a couple Raticates.

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/3324/shinygoldx10.png
I really hate Jigglypuff. Like, really.

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/3250/shinygoldx11.png
Exploit?

...I'm just...gonna let this go for now.

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/5420/shinygoldx12.png
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/5971/1270004311089.jpg

Dang it. I was hoping for something useful.


http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/4773/shinygoldx13.png
No, Bill Murray is a true hero. I'm just a crazy sex addict like Tiger Woods.

http://tabloid-junkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Tiger-Woods-Mistresses.jpg

Hell to the yeah.

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/6219/shinygoldx14.png
This is a prime example of Dizzit pwning nubcakes with his godly powers.


http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/9105/shinygoldx15.png
Well, okay, just bend over and we'll-

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/9810/shinygoldx16r.png
<_< Oh, you wanted a Pokemon battle. Of course.

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/6078/shinygoldx17.png
LOLROFLXDXDXDLMAO

HAY GUIZ, IF YOU TURN MUK'S NAME AROUND, U GET KUM.

LOLOLOLOXDLMAOROFL


http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/9026/shinygoldx18.png
...Well then, Muk is rather powerful.

...alright! Numnums, it's time for your sorry ass to do work!


http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/6971/shinygoldx19.png
oh for god sakes.

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/8314/shinygoldx20.png
Dizzit has to do all the work around here, doesn't he?

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7724/shinygoldx21.png
Cute? Wtf is up with some of these people?


http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/982/shinygoldx22.png
Oh dear. I can't imagine what the Team Rocket initiation is like...

http://disney-clipart.com/winnie-the-pooh/Tigger/Tigger-scared.jpg


http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/92/shinygoldx23a.png
The initiation probably scared you to death. It's understandable.

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9800/shinygoldx24.png
You, my friend, have a serious problem.

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/3596/shinygoldx25.png
Quack gets to be the first member of my team to reach level 40, because he is one badass son-of-a-b.


http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/2821/shinygoldx26z.png
...<_< These grunts are giving me some problems

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/7021/shinygoldx27.png
What an idiot.

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/967/shinygoldx28.png
God damn it Flatulence. When are you gonna evolve into a Gengar?

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/8557/shinygoldx29.png
LOLOLOLOL HE SAID DUTIES

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4006/shinygoldx30.png
Screw you Cacturne.

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/5904/shinygoldx31.png
OMG PLOT TWIST

http://tragicaddiction.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/princess.png?w=256&h=224


http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/5884/shinygoldx32.png
Holy jesus you guys are absolutely brilliant.

SHOW ME YOUR WAYS.

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/8325/shinygoldx33.png
Well, yes, that's apparently been my goal the entire time so far.

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/8800/shinygoldx34.png
...Wait.

So, Team Rocket, the team you are currently working for, has a chance to, like, rule all of Johto, but you're going to give me information that could potentially ruin your chances of doing this and all I have to do is beat you in a Pokemon battle?

Yeah, that's logical.

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/8784/shinygoldx35.png
http://www.foxboroblog.com/images/stories/funny/idiot.jpg


http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1107/shinygoldx36.png
lol @ stashed


http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/3990/shinygoldx37.png
Not only did you tell me where the director is, but you even gave me the key I need to go get him.

*faceexplosive*

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/7899/shinygoldx38.png
<_<


http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6417/shinygoldx39.png
...oh f***


http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/5972/shinygoldx40.png
Wait, what?

._.

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/6105/shinygoldx41.png
Dude, you haven't done a single thing. I've done all the work. Now go screw yourself.


http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/4031/shinygoldx42.png
....<_<


http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8558/shinygoldx43w.png
We'll see about that.

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/2522/shinygoldx44.png
Oh, good! So does that mean you have a good credit score?

http://www.freecreditreport.com/

Check that place out, I heard it's like the best of the best when it comes to credit scores!


http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/7357/shinygoldx45.png
dun dun dun

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/3976/shinygoldx46.png
._.

The fact that I'm still underleveled is simply baffling.

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2213/shinygoldx47.png
^_^

http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/541/shinygoldx48.png
._.

http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/161/shinygoldx49.png
^_^

http://img805.imageshack.us/img805/3815/shinygoldx50.png
oh **** it's skarmory

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7223/shinygoldx51.png
Bastard.

http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/8381/shinygoldx52.png
That's right, *****.

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/8117/shinygoldx53.png
TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/2700/shinygoldx54y.png
His last Pokemon...

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/2987/shinygoldx55.png
Ha. Nub.

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/8591/shinygoldx56.png
Because you suck. Obviously.

The level of idiocy in this update is like, through the roof.

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/3033/shinygoldx57i.png
<_< Well, first of all, Sableye and Meganium blow, so you're very incorrect in that statement.


http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/4813/shinygoldx58.png
You have to feed them and have sex with them daily. Otherwise, they get angry and don't perform to their maximum potential.


http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/1939/shinygoldx59.png
AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS!!

...wait, what?


http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/7118/shinygoldx60.png
AND RIGHTEOUSNESS!!

..seriously, get on with it, Douche.


http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/357/shinygoldx61.png
You also lack a decent hairstyle. I suggest a strawberry blonde :3

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/7779/shinygoldx62.png
No. You REALLY need to just quit to prevent further embarrassment.


http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/5853/shinygoldx63.png
<_< right then.

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/6926/shinygoldx64.png
Well, thank god he's gone. We'll finish up Team Sucket in the next episode. Peace nubs.

[dragoniteuser]

VERY funny, and it better be cause you took your time, but I guess that's OK!
Keep up the good work.
For more pwning may I suggest you to catch schyther in bug catching contest and use moon stone on it!

[dead-man-walking]

Wait, what? You used ._.?

D:

On-Topic:
LAWL

Wait. Gatorade take no damage from Nidoking.
HOLLEH CRAP HOOTS

[pkmntrainerpaul]

Most fantastic LP I've ever seen!

[professional]

a Really funny LP !!!
can't wait for next one

[Cheesymitten]

HUZZAH! CROCONAW!

Oh wait. Totodile evolves at level 18. Damn it >_>


Well hello there new siggy =D

Great stuff mate, keep it up, we all love you for actually doing something ORIGINAL and using your own method than actually being sophisticated and not doing all that stuff without the offensive language :D

I hope to see more from you, it's nice to laugh once in a while.

And yes this is the funniest thing I've found, because I spent 5 minutes trying to keep a straight face.

Well done =D

[raidenx2008]

It is so.......FUNNY!!!! Ha~HA~HA~~~~ With some swear is not bad^^

I await for the next episode!!!!!

[Xephyr]

lawl. Thanks for the praise people, it's definitely motivating me to find more time to work on this.

Unfortunately, school starts Thursday, and that combined with my sports and my band and my friends...this here LP won't be getting a whole lot of updates. I'm seriously sorry. I'm working on it as much as I can.

[Diho]

Unfortunately, school starts Thursday, and that combined with my sports and my band and my friends...this here LP won't be getting a whole lot of updates. I'm seriously sorry. I'm working on it as much as I can.
Yeah, I know how hard it is to actually háve a life.
Though, I like your humor, it doesn't need weekly updates, just whenever you have time, share it.

Btw, your best:

Yeah, but that's what she said.

[Team Fail]

I lol'd when you had the link to the credit report site.

IN OTHER NEWS... Silver claims he'll repay his debts...
NEXT: go to freecreditreport.com and discover your credit rating today!

[Xephyr]

I lol'd when you had the link to the credit report site.

IN OTHER NEWS... Silver claims he'll repay his debts...
NEXT: go to freecreditreport.com and discover your credit rating today!

lawl. Yeah, I thought that one was pretty good.

In other news: All the screenshots have been taken for the next episode.

And to get everyone excited for it, I'm gonna let you all in on a little secret...


New team member.

That means, someone has to go.

And the team member that's leaving is an old favorite.

[/plot twist]

[altariaking]

Cya Gatorade lol.
It...is Gatorade....right?
Or Bromar.
Or....Dizzit? Don't take away Dizzit D:
I can't believe it!

[Diho]

Taking away Bromar is so sad it will destroy all the humor.
It's our Bro man.
No srsly now, looking forward to your up.

[Dark Sceptile]

This LP is almost as good as Yuoaman's LP. The only reason it's ALMOST as good is 'cause of profanity. It's still funny, but there are 10 year olds on PC.

[BlooDy_MuloS!!]

when is the next update if played so far and i loved it:D

[dead-man-walking]

I'm guessing Bromar or Dizzit, right? ):

This LP is almost as good as Yuoaman's LP. The only reason it's ALMOST as good is 'cause of profanity. It's still funny, but there are 10 year olds on PC.
They are not wanted

[Yuoaman]

This LP is almost as good as Yuoaman's LP. The only reason it's ALMOST as good is 'cause of profanity. It's still funny, but there are 10 year olds on PC.

I use quite a bit of profanity in my LP actually... In fact I mentioned that I was riding a mother****ing dragon in the last update...

[Xephyr]

...Well, guys, I spent about an hour typing the next episode, and was almost done, when a lovely accidental backspace at the wrong time along with Internet Explorer 8 (oh, how I despise you, Microsoft), erased the the entire post I had written. The situation concluded with me screaming and frustration and punching a wall.

So basically, because of that delightful situation, my wonderful fans will have to, unfortunately, wait even longer to read the next episode. My bad. Perhaps I will have my backspace key removed.

Anyhow, when I said "long time favorite", I meant the Pokemon being removed is one that's been along the ride since relatively early and has never been replaced.

In other words, either Gatorade, Bromar, or Dizzit will be removed.

The Pokemon that gets to come in instead? Heh, you'll just have to wait and see.

This has been Xephyr with your daily update. Tune in next week for...well, nothing probably.

[dead-man-walking]

There's always Notepad for your problem. :P
But still D:

[yufang]

...Well, guys, I spent about an hour typing the next episode, and was almost done, when a lovely accidental backspace at the wrong time along with Internet Explorer 8 (oh, how I despise you, Microsoft), erased the the entire post I had written. The situation concluded with me screaming and frustration and punching a wall.

So basically, because of that delightful situation, my wonderful fans will have to, unfortunately, wait even longer to read the next episode. My bad. Perhaps I will have my backspace key removed.



NO, WHY! WHY, GOD WHY!:'(
IT ISN'T FAIR...

[Dark Sceptile]

I use quite a bit of profanity in my LP actually... In fact I mentioned that I was riding a mother****ing dragon in the last update...


Yes, but it's censored. And some people don't censor as often...

[dragoniteuser]

NO, WHY! WHY, GOD WHY!:'(
IT ISN'T FAIR...

Dude, chill!
Xephyr will post his update when he does, so... wait! Nowing Xephyr's LP Shiny Gold episodes, it will be whorth the waiting!

[Xephyr]

Oh, look! I had some free time on my hands!


Episode 16: Of Mice and Douches; Part 2: Epic Loads and Whatnot
(inb4wtflongepisodetitleftl)

before I begin, I'd like to let everyone know that there is exactly 69 screenshots in this episode.

LOLOLOLOLROFLROFLROFLROFLXDXDXDXDXDXDKNAIIALMoAOoOoO

Anyway.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7346/shinygoldx01.png
I don't care if you're homosexual.

So there.
[/URL]
http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/2052/shinygoldx02.png
Yeah, I generally like to think I'm in top 5 or so coolest people on the planet.

In fact, the top 5 goes like this:

1. Bromar
2. Billy Murray
3. Broar
4. Me
5. Bill Murray's genitals

So yeah. That's about right.

(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7346/shinygoldx01.png)
http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/3875/shinygoldx03.png
I sense a lame switch-flipping puzzle in my future.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Well, usually I spend my time turning on women, not machines.

...Meh, there's a first time for everything, I suppose.
(http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/3875/shinygoldx03.png)
http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/1829/shinygoldx05.png
WHOAWTFBBQ THERE WAS A DOOR THERE A SECOND AGO

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/1874/shinygoldx06.png
If Pokemon was cool, I would totally make Bromar burn this door down. But NOOOO I have to go push switches in some undisclosed order <_<

(http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/1829/shinygoldx05.png)
http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/8634/shinygoldx07.png
Mind = blown


http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/1501/shinygoldx08.png
If I put my mind to it, anything is possible!

...Except flight. And spontaneous combustion. Man, now I'm depressed v_v

(http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/8634/shinygoldx07.png)
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/4568/shinygoldx09.png
...damn it.

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/9333/shinygoldx10s.png
...damn it.

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/3250/shinygoldx11.png
...<_<
(http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/9333/shinygoldx10s.png)
http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/5420/shinygoldx12.png
Hmm? Perhaps you are referring to:

http://worldsstrongestlibrarian.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Over-the-Top.jpg

This delightful, family friendly, completely story driven Sylvester Stallone film that nobody has ever heard of?

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/6173/shinygoldx13i.png
................................................

(foreshadowing, anyone?)

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/6219/shinygoldx14.png
OMG ORGASM


(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/6173/shinygoldx13i.png)
http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/9105/shinygoldx15.png
I'm assuming this is for emergencies.

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/1459/shinygoldx16.png
Fork over your forks!

Wait, what? Man, I'm really off my game today ._.
(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/9105/shinygoldx15.png)
http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/6078/shinygoldx17.png
aSDFASDFASKFasdfjsldfjskld!3221111!11!11111onezeroelevensixty-nine

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/9026/shinygoldx18.png
...Okay Sandslash, you're learning one of the worst moves ever at level 42.

What kind of sick individual designed your level-up learnset?

(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/6078/shinygoldx17.png)
http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/6971/shinygoldx19.png
Knowing Team Rocket, I'm sure you have some weird dominatrix stuff up your sleeve or something.

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8314/shinygoldx20.png
Oh, and here I thought I was finally gonna be able to progress without some idiot grunts getting in my way.
(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/6971/shinygoldx19.png)
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/7724/shinygoldx21.png
LOLOLOLOLOLOLLXDXDXDXROFLMAOLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLXDXDXD

(if you don't get the joke, it's like the Shiftry got a boner)

(yes, I realize probably 99.9% of you will get the joke)

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/982/shinygoldx22.png
Whoa. You just got approximately 1.34 times more epic, Nummers.
(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/7724/shinygoldx21.png)
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8217/shinygoldx23.png
Oh god. Please don't tell me that's who I think it is...

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/9800/shinygoldx24.png
Oh god damn it.

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/3596/shinygoldx25.png
Ouch. That was a pretty vicious burn.
(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8217/shinygoldx23.png)
http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/1394/shinygoldx26.png
He's at a loss for words.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/3982/shinygoldx27h.png
Is anybody surprised?

I didn't think so.
(http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/1394/shinygoldx26.png)
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/967/shinygoldx28.png
What the hell. Why are they at such horrendously low levels?!

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/8557/shinygoldx29.png
Oh for god sakes.

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/4006/shinygoldx30.png
lalalala
(http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/8557/shinygoldx29.png)
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/5904/shinygoldx31.png
So, in other words, you guys are creepy stalkers?

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/5884/shinygoldx32.png
FOR WHAT PURPOSE ARE YOU LAUGHING IN SUCH AN UNORTHODOX MANNER?!?!?!
(http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/5904/shinygoldx31.png)
http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/8325/shinygoldx33.png
It's not like rescuing you has been my entire goal for the past seven and a half episodes (approximation).

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/8800/shinygoldx34.png
What?! You mean there's still more to do?!

Would I be letting a lot of people down if I comitted suicide right now?

(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/8325/shinygoldx33.png)
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9444/shinygoldx35s.png
Screw it.

*kills self*


http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/1107/shinygoldx36.png
OH, HEAVEN FORBID! IT'S NOT LIKE EVERY TRAINER IN THE UNIVERSE FORCES POKEMON TO BATTLE EACH OTHER. WHAT'S MORE CONTROLLING THAN THAT?

Oh, sorry, my caps lock was on. My bad everybody.

http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/3990/shinygoldx37.png
Sigh. More battling to do.
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9444/shinygoldx35s.png)
http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/7899/shinygoldx38.png
If I say no, do I have to battle you?


...Oh, who am I kidding? Yes.

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/6417/shinygoldx39.png
Because you're a SKANKY ***** with RED TEXT and a LOOSE VAGI-

Oh wait, people were giving me **** about censorship. Better leave that one out.
(http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/7899/shinygoldx38.png)
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/5972/shinygoldx40.png
I'm known as HORSED1CK. Nice to meet you.

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/6105/shinygoldx41.png
Ohhh, he's dressed fancy. He must be better than everyone else.
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/5972/shinygoldx40.png)
http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/4031/shinygoldx42.png
ASKFDJASKDFJASKLFAJSDF

http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/1295/shinygoldx43.png
Never mind, Bromar is just way too good for you.
(http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/4031/shinygoldx42.png)
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/2522/shinygoldx44.png
Ewwww redheads.

http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/7357/shinygoldx45.png
<_<
(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/2522/shinygoldx44.png)
http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/3976/shinygoldx46.png
It's been extremely tedious, but yes.

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2213/shinygoldx47.png
Yeah, I like to consider myself as one of the top 5 trainers in the world.

Actually, the list goes like this:

1. Bill Murray
2. My hair
3. Me
4. Bill Murray's genitals
5. Bill Murray's genitals when covered in sawdust

You may be asking, "what is that sawdust even doing?"

It adds, alright? It adds.
(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/3976/shinygoldx46.png)
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8825/shinygoldx48a.png
What exactly is he training for? Amateur porn? I mean, I guess Giovanni is pretty dang manly. I mean, just check out this insanely man-powered picture montage:

http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/131030-other-worlds-than-these-pok-mon/GIOVANNI-620x.jpg

The manliest part is the part where he's boxing a Chansey. I mean, seriously, that base 5 attack and defense must make it a pretty formidable opponent.


http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/161/shinygoldx49.png
I've interfered with your plans like three times before. Why is anything different this time?
(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8825/shinygoldx48a.png)
http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/3815/shinygoldx50.png
Well, I'm assuming this is the "last boss" of the rockets.

I doubt I'll have any trouble.


http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/7223/shinygoldx51.png
Yeah.
(http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/3815/shinygoldx50.png)
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/8381/shinygoldx52.png
I'm still not even sure what your "dream" was.

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/8117/shinygoldx53.png
Thank.

God.
(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/8381/shinygoldx52.png)
http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/885/shinygoldx54.png
...>_>

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/2987/shinygoldx55.png
Don't I get some sort of shiny medal? Or like, a couple million in cash?

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4122/shinygoldx56q.png
Oh. Awesome. Instead I get a f****** colorful WING.


Well, time to go own Carlos.
(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/885/shinygoldx54.png)
http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/2739/shinygoldx57.png
WTF? That bastard! He knows I'm better than him now so he ran away!

Oh well. Into the ice caves!!




http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/1512/shinygoldx58b.png

MANLY MANLINESS:

http://th08.deviantart.net/fs51/300W/f/2009/302/4/5/Manly_Farfetch__d_by_JerkDouglas.jpg

CHECK THAT **** OUT.

Wait, that's a Farfetch'd, isn't it? Damn it, Google image search. You've failed me again.

http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/1939/shinygoldx59.png
@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@

http://www.romanticjoys.com/love_clipart/love_clipart_03.gif
TAKE, O take those lips away
That so sweetly were forsworn,
And those eyes, the break of day,
Lights that do mislead the morn:
But my kisses bring again,
Bring again—
Seals of love, but seal’d in vain,
Seal’d in vain!

And as blood quickly rushed to my nether regions,
I knew I must capture this blessed creature


(http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/2739/shinygoldx57.png)
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/7118/shinygoldx60.png
And thus, our hearts forever entertwined.


http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/357/shinygoldx61.png

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/7779/shinygoldx62.png
(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/7118/shinygoldx60.png)
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/5853/shinygoldx63.png

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/6926/shinygoldx64.png
(http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/5853/shinygoldx63.png)
So long, Dizzit. It's been a fun ride...


Oh, you might be wondering what I named her.

http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/8428/shinygoldx66.png

...what? It stands for BADASS INCENDIARY GRENADES LEAPING OVER ARID DESERTS

If you were thinking something else, you clearly have a perverted mind.

Oh yeah, by the way:

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4889/shinygoldx67.png

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/3489/shinygoldx68.png
[URL="http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/3489/shinygoldx68.png"] (http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1606/shinygoldx65.png)
http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/428/shinygoldx69.png

Hell yes.

[altariaking]

Lol @BIG.LOAD
Cry @Dizzit

BIG.LOAD is like the unholy bear of shiny gold.

[dragoniteuser]

Yet another extremly funny episode!
You should update your siggy xephyr...
Anyway you have yet to dissapoint us with your episodes! ;)

[dead-man-walking]

BIG.LOAD

I can't even comprehend how long does it take for you to make that abbreviation, lol. xD

[piotr_mil]

Very good :0 I like the commentaries, like the one with Mario :) Looking forward for next episode!

[astar_01]

I love this Let's Play as you can tell some time has actually been put into it.
The jokes are good, funny and smart. (that's important).
Keep up the updates, can't wait.

[dragoniteuser]

I love this Let's Play as you can tell some time has actually been put into it.
The jokes are good, funny and smart. (that's important).
Keep up the updates, can't wait.

Nuff said!
Now I think we're up for a next episode! :)

[Disrupter]

This is my inspiration, I'll be making my LP. I lol alot reading this. ;D

[Yuoaman]

I wonder how I missed that update... Must have been those dastardly musical chairs. I'm glad I finally got to read it though, fantastic work Xephyr, now you'd better get another update up quick or I might die of humor deprivation, it has happened before.

[anthony12306]

Dude, you're awesome, this and Yuoaman's Quartz LP are the reason that I am going to make my own. Keep doing what you do, can't wait for next update.

[Kenpokid]

This isn't going to end well. I'm betting my left shoe on it.


That was an awful pun. Burn at the stake!

[Xephyr]

Hola, amigos!

I started getting screenshots of the next episode. I don't think it's gonna be particularly exciting...it's mostly gonna be me struggling to beat Claire (lolz).

But anyway, there's only gonna be a few more episodes, folks. I'll beat Claire in the next episode, Victory Road it up in the one after that, then separate the Elite Four into a couple episodes. Then the Shiny Gold X LP will be...gasp...completed. *_*

BUT HAVE NO FEAR. I already have a couple episodes worth of screenshots of a sequel LP through another Pokemon game that I'll do right after Shiny Gold X. So even though it takes me forever to update, there WILL be updates, everyone. Patience is a virtue.

Peace,
Xephyr.

[yufang]

Hola, amigos!

I started getting screenshots of the next episode. I don't think it's gonna be particularly exciting...it's mostly gonna be me struggling to beat Claire (lolz).

But anyway, there's only gonna be a few more episodes, folks. I'll beat Claire in the next episode, Victory Road it up in the one after that, then separate the Elite Four into a couple episodes. Then the Shiny Gold X LP will be...gasp...completed. *_*

BUT HAVE NO FEAR. I already have a couple episodes worth of screenshots of a sequel LP through another Pokemon game that I'll do right after Shiny Gold X. So even though it takes me forever to update, there WILL be updates, everyone. Patience is a virtue.

Peace,
Xephyr.

HALLELUJAH!

:D

[Kenpokid]

I'm starting to really wonder about your sexual preferences, Gatorade.


If there's Latias in this... And she knows Attract...
Blah, that'd actually kinda make sense.

Anyway, this is an AWESOME LP! Also, can you PM me the IPS? Sorry for asking, but I wanna try monotyping with Water, since I've completed HeartGold and want a challenge xD

[yufang]

It has been a FULL MONTH!
When is Xephr going to post another update?

[GaXeL]

That made me lol good...
Too short tho

[RobotUnicorn]

LOL this is so funny! Keep up the great work!
http://www.myfacewhen.com/images/98.jpg

[Xephyr]

..C-COULD IT BE?!

A NEW EPISODE?!?!?!?!?!?!?11!!11!!23!$@%#@$6435?

Episode 17: The Disappointingly Short Episode That Is Essentially Xephyr Making The Fans Happy And Letting Everyone Know That He Is Still Alive

Soooooo.

I haven't played this game in quite a long time.

Where was I again?

http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/7346/shinygoldx01.png
Either way, I don't want to be sexually violated by Zubats, so let's use one of these.

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/2052/shinygoldx02.png
*gasp*

It appears I've discovered some sort of secret in the game!

Now if you go back to your hometown, talk to Professor Elm 74 times, immediately pause the game, save, turn off the game before saving, turn it back on, go to your box and withdraw a Krabby, go back to the same spot in the ice cave, find this message again, go back to Professor Elm 42 more times, then go to Violet City and talk to Falkner, he will give a level 9,001 MissingNo.

http://forum.ntreev.net/trickster/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Discussions.Components.Files/43/3666.9000cat.jpg

(lol, cat)


http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/9880/shinygoldx03o.png
VITAMINZ and MINERULZ

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/6285/shinygoldx04.png
FREEDOOOOM!

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/1829/shinygoldx05.png
Wow, you're standing right in front of the exit of the Ice Path waiting for random strangers to come out?!

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/1874/shinygoldx06.png
Well, I am.

Now shut the hell up.

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/8634/shinygoldx07.png
Well, I guess...I'll fight some trainers or somethin'.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/1501/shinygoldx08.png
BIG.LOAD doing what she does best:



http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/3456/shinygoldx09c.png
Switching out and letting Quack do all the work.

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/3324/shinygoldx10.png
OH MY GAAAWD IT'S SO FRUCKING CUTE!

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/3250/shinygoldx11.png
BIG.LOAD has other things in mind for you.

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/5420/shinygoldx12.png
RAPE, PILLAGE, and PLUNDER

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/4773/shinygoldx13.png
To my Flatulence (joke's getting old)

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/6219/shinygoldx14.png
Why am I so f****** awesome?

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/9105/shinygoldx15.png
It's because BIG.LOAD is so freaking HARDCORE and she never cries for real.

http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/1459/shinygoldx16.png
As hilarious as having Lick on her moveset was, I do need to actually beat this game eventually...

http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/6078/shinygoldx17.png
Well, I guess I'm gonna give this a go.

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/9026/shinygoldx18.png
I'm not surprised. I'm sure she's heard about how wickedly powerful I am.

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/6971/shinygoldx19.png
Not unless they used the cheat I discovered to get the lv. 9,001 MissingNo.

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/8314/shinygoldx20.png
Why are the graphics in this place so hideous?

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/7724/shinygoldx21.png
http://www.suta-raito.com/images2/Jynx.gif


http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/982/shinygoldx22.png
End of argument.

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/92/shinygoldx23a.png
pffffft


http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/9800/shinygoldx24.png
Hmm.

http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/3596/shinygoldx25.png
That's how we do, BL.

http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/1394/shinygoldx26.png
RAPE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER

http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/7021/shinygoldx27.png
Disgusted?

Harsh word choice, don't you think?

http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/967/shinygoldx28.png
Oh, cool. Rock smash...

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8557/shinygoldx29.png
...f*** me in the a** with a 12-inch dildo.

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/4006/shinygoldx30.png


http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/5904/shinygoldx31.png
YES. LIKE THREE MONTHS AGO.

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/5884/shinygoldx32.png
*punches guy*

You should've given it to me a LOOONG time ago.

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/8325/shinygoldx33.png
Can I use it on your testicles?

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/8800/shinygoldx34.png
Oh hells yes.

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/8784/shinygoldx35.png
OH GOD WHERE DID QUACK GO?

...anyway,

http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/1107/shinygoldx36.png
My policy is to RAPE, PILLAGE, and PLUNDER!



Hope everyone enjoys this episode.

In other news regarding my life, my band finished recording an album! We've been getting some attention around my school and around where I live. It's pretty sweet. If you wanna check it out, click the link in my sig, nig.

[Kenpokid]

Yay, you're alive!
Also, enjoyable episode.
RAPE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER.

[yufang]

A FULL MONTH!and a half...
http://phandroid.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/im_back.jpg
That's right. He's back!

[560cool.]

Damn Cornians kidnapped you. The you started practicing in the prison and got an album out. YAY !

Can I use it on your testicles?
Still laughing. (:
Also, I have a Lv. 9,001 MisingNo. It's form Red and Blue, cuz olc rux and everything new sux bbys.

[Xephyr]

caniliekrevivethisthreadpl0x?

Episode ?: The Episode Where I Revisit the Shiny Gold X Let's Play And Beat Clair Through Enormous Amounts of Awesome Flatulence


http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/7346/shinygoldx01.png
Um, okay. I don't even think I remember the controls anymore. WASD?

http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/2052/shinygoldx02.png
You know, who the hell put these here, and where does that guy get off?

You know, it really grinds my gears when random men just go and set boulders in a house full of Pokemon trainers in an attempt to hinder the Pokemon trainer. What's the point? What does he gain from this? Is he trying to advertise against Pokemon battles in a building that advocates Pokemon battles? What is the goal here? And now we have nothing we can do except force our Pokemon into unfair labor, which probably defies some of the labor laws in place in today's constitution, by making them move these boulders, which is probably very taxing and is definitely very cruel.

[/pointlessrant]


http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/3875/shinygoldx03.png
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/9/92/Spr_2g_126.png
Manliness incarnate.

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Oh for the love of GOD this sucks.

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/1829/shinygoldx05.png
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_t_xlGGymR7U/TBKBpKkFyqI/AAAAAAAAFbc/vwcX9nk3_8Y/s1600/THIS+IS+SERIOUS+BUSINESS.jpg

http://img802.imageshack.us/img802/1874/shinygoldx06.png
Hmm, I wonder what a really fast ice type can do against this slow, frail dragon type?

http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/8634/shinygoldx07.png
That. That is what really fast ice types do against slow, frail dragon types.

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/1501/shinygoldx08.png
<.< Healing required. (little did I know I'd have to redo the boulder puzzle >_>)

http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/4568/shinygoldx09.png
No, you are the world's best sucker of ****. Are you the one that put the boulders in here? Christ.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/3324/shinygoldx10.png
Then why aren't you a member of this Elite Four, miss boulder pants?

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/3250/shinygoldx11.png
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

So, do you listen to A-ha?

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/5420/shinygoldx12.png
The sexual innuendos present right now are both alarming and amusing.

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/4773/shinygoldx13.png
You know, it's times like these that make me fear for my life. Let's raise my spirits with this cool picture of a kangaroo:

http://www.crystalinks.com/kangaroo.jpg

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/6219/shinygoldx14.png
Haven't I killed like 11 of you already? You're old news.

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/9105/shinygoldx15.png
Rape, Pillage, Plunder!

http://img863.imageshack.us/img863/1459/shinygoldx16.png
Hey, that thing kinda looks like a kangaroo if you turn your head a little bit and close one eye and look through a kaleidoscope.

http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/6078/shinygoldx17.png
Well that's not exactly what I wanted to happen. Curse you, Floating Kangaroo!

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/9026/shinygoldx18.png
Here it comes.


http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/6971/shinygoldx19.png
http://th03.deviantart.net/fs51/300W/f/2009/294/6/f/Pokemon_T__Tropius_TF_by_Banana_of_Doom2000.jpg

^I'm not sure what the **** that is. I'm going with it.

http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/8314/shinygoldx20.png
Floating Kangaroos = ******s

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/7724/shinygoldx21.png
That's what I'm talking about. After all, I'm fairly sure alligators > kangaroos in the wild, right?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RKMB9ZVJL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
Unless it's him. You don't mess with that son of a *****.

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/982/shinygoldx22.png
Blasphemy! This isn't going well at all.

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/8217/shinygoldx23.png
http://www.c4life.com/media/ecom/cat/self-hypnosis1.jpg

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9800/shinygoldx24.png
That's how my ass-gas rolls, *****.

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/3596/shinygoldx25.png
Anything with king in its name HAS to be badass.

http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/484553-SwampertLover/553/47/pokedex_230_kingdra_fr_by_pokemon_fr_display.jpg

^ case in points. I'm screwed.

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/1394/shinygoldx26.png
Dang it. I hate it when Hypnosis misses.

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/7021/shinygoldx27.png
Let's try this again, cause I don't have a chance at beating that thing with anyone else.

http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/3320/yes1.png
That's better.


*approximately twenty turns of eating dreams and stuff with the Kingdra using Rest a lot later...*



http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/6808/yes2.png
http://www.stonerforums.com/lounge/attachments/general-discussion/7608d1233461694-todays-hippie-flame-you-lose-i_win.jpg

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/3650/yes3r.png
http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/naruto-butter-believe-it.jpg

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/8169/yes4.png
Are you joking, ho? You must be trippin' on LSD or somethin'


http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4323/yes5.png
What is this, the Karate Kid? Why am I going into mysterious "dragon dojos"

http://babyboomertalkonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/baby-boomer-ralph-macchio.jpg
We all know how those karate kids turn out...

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/1988/yes6.png
DRAGON FANG? OH GOD...what's a Dragon Fang?

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/7453/yes7.png
For the love of god, this LP will NEVER see its end.

P.S.

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/6944/ineedrevives.png

[Yuoaman]

W-why did that Tropius have hair...?

And hands... D:

[Yuoaman]

W-why did that Tropius have hair...?

And hands... D:

[Xephyr]

Haha are you disturbed? Cause I was too D:

[Kenpokid]

XEPHYR! Good to see you back!
Also, Yuomaoun or however it's spelt (It's A Mystery), doublepost much? ;D

[Xephyr]

Hey everyone! Just stopping by to let you all know that the pictures for the next episode have been taken. Now it's just a matter of me being inspired enough to upload them all and write the next episode haha

[Tyranee]

I love your guide man, the pictures make it so entertaining. Granted I'm sure you must have started this before HG/SS came out (and since they're out it prevents me from having the patience to play the game myself), but to continue even after and still have a humongous fanbase, you are awesome.

[Xephyr]

Thanks Tyranee!

It's time for the next episode, everyone! A lot of stuff happens in this episode with not-so-many pictures (I kind of rushed through here).

So, without further delay, here's Episode 18!

Episode 18: The *** 4 - Part 1


After the mindless **** involving Dragon Dens and the like (which I didn't take any screens of, sorry :( ), I decide its time to get some real **** done. And by that, I mean going to the elite four...

http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/7346/shinygoldx01.png
Shut the hell up, lady. Anyway, it's time for some BATTLES AND STUFF

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2052/shinygoldx02.png


http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/3875/shinygoldx03.png
What the hell am I even supposed to talk about here anymore? You guys all know the drill.

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/3875/shinygoldx03.png
Random houses in the middle of nowhere? Why did I even take a screen of this?

I'm losing my touch, guys D:

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/1829/shinygoldx05.png
Not exactly sure why I took a screen of this either, so I'm going to distract you all from how not-funny this is by posting a cool looking picture of raccoons:

http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2278171.jpg


http://img813.imageshack.us/img813/1874/shinygoldx06.png
She's secretly just trying to get me to stay so she can get in my pants.

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8634/shinygoldx07.png
Depends on what you need help with.

http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/1501/shinygoldx08.png
Evil Pikachus

http://th01.deviantart.net/fs51/300W/i/2009/261/0/6/Evil_pikachu_by_Jutchy.jpg
^nuff said

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/4568/shinygoldx09.png
You *****! This is trickery! Deceit! Murder!!! Well, actually, there's no murder here. Irrelevant.

http://img862.imageshack.us/img862/3324/shinygoldx10.png
Oh you dirty little ****. Do I have to battle or something now? Good god.

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/3250/shinygoldx11.png
YOU SKANK

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/5420/shinygoldx12.png
It's not that funny calm down god damn

http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/4773/shinygoldx13.png
Not if I kill your ass first

http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/6219/shinygoldx14.png
What are you talking about?! You just stole my badges!

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/9105/shinygoldx15.png
Actually, all I do is win. Kinda like this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGXzlRoNtHU

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1459/shinygoldx16.png
Yes. Hand to hand combat.

http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/6078/shinygoldx17.png
Next person that calls me a kid gets killed. Swear to god.

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9026/shinygoldx18.png
Oh...you wanted a Pokemon battle. Well this is lame. I'll win this too though.

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/6971/shinygoldx19.png
ohlol

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/8314/shinygoldx20.png
Well that was rather painless.

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/7724/shinygoldx21.png
I just creamed you with my BIG.LOAD

;)

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/982/shinygoldx22.png
I hate people that have a common name but have it spelled differently.

Even though my name irl is Bryan.

So I shouldn't be talking.

*runs away*

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/8217/shinygoldx23.png
What a dumbass. Moving on.

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/9800/shinygoldx24.png
pahahahahahahahaha

hahaha
haha
ha
hahahaha
ha
haha
hahahahahahahahah
ahahahah
ha

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/3596/shinygoldx25.png
Damn straight. No more obstacles, it's just me and the Elite Four now. Time to do th-

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/1394/shinygoldx26.png
Are you serious right now? A big ass CAVE? Why is Johto such a cruel place to me?

http://img847.imageshack.us/img847/7021/shinygoldx27.png
Grass? In the big ass cave? What the hell?

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/967/shinygoldx28.png
Spoiler alert: I'm using Parasect in the sequel to this LP.

Therefore, love<3

http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/8557/shinygoldx29.png
Bears. I love bears.

Especially pedobear.

Actually, I never understood that meme.

Nor will I ever.

:bandit:

http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/4006/shinygoldx30.png
Oh god this just got SO hot.

I can just imagine Jynx flying through the air at her opponent.

Her perky little boobs flopping around.

She slams onto the enemy...preferably a Tangela cause I'm into tentacles.

And then they make love.

And pure joy and sexual ecstasy ensues.

I wish I could feel the utter sexual bliss that they would feel.

Because I never will.

No one ever will.

http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/5904/shinygoldx31.png
I'm...out?

http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/5884/shinygoldx32.png
REJOICE! I'M FINALLY ALMOST DONE WITH THIS!

So I looked up the levels of the trainers in the Elite Four and stuff. And they scared me.

So after ~1.5 hours of grinding, we arrive at my final team for the Shiny Gold X Let's Play. Here it is. Bask in its glory:

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/8325/shinygoldx33.png
It's time to do this.

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/8800/shinygoldx34.png
I would just like to take this time to thank everyone for inspiring me to do this.

Except Yuoaman, because he has a weird ass name.

http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/8784/shinygoldx35.png
Wow, you kind of look like a douche bag.

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1107/shinygoldx36.png
Wow, he is definitely a ***.

Which is why I'm officially calling these people the *** 4 now.

http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/3990/shinygoldx37.png
BIG.LOAD is doing some work.

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/7899/shinygoldx38.png
Come onnnn NumNums! Do something useful for once!

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/6417/shinygoldx39.png
Oh ****.

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5972/shinygoldx40.png
Once again, Tropius proves to be absolutely useless.

But I love him all the same <3

http://img804.imageshack.us/img804/6105/shinygoldx41.png
Flatulence, on the other hand, is still an absolute boss.

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/4031/shinygoldx42.png
Bromar doing work.

http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/1295/shinygoldx43.png
This is all going quite smoothly.

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/2522/shinygoldx44.png
Yeah, we all know Quack has swagger.

http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/150/f/2011/131/d/e/sandslash_kigurumi_by_stuffedpanda_cosplay-d3g4rd4.jpg

Except for this weird cosplayer. I mean seriously.

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/7357/shinygoldx45.png
Oh. Well darn it.

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/3976/shinygoldx46.png
THAT. Is the question.

Now suck Bromar's ****, enemy Jynx!

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/2213/shinygoldx47.png
Bromar's orgasm was so explosive that it made the Jynx faint.

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/541/shinygoldx48.png
And now an epic picture to build dramatic tension for the next episode.


You thought there was going to be a huge gap in between episodes again, didn't you?

Well, you were wrong, bud, cause here's episode 19!

JUST ONE EPISODE LEFT

Episode 19: The *** 4 - Part 2



http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7346/shinygoldx01.png
Good lord, it's a guy surrounded by trees that are clearly not supposed to be mixing with these tilesets.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/2052/shinygoldx02.png
I thought ninjas were supposed to be cool.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kynem5kzgP1qalbabo1_500.jpg

^like that. THAT is cool.

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3875/shinygoldx03.png
Sounds like you're gonna rape me...

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/6285/shinygoldx04.png
All three are possible prerequisites to rape...

http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/1829/shinygoldx05.png
Yep. Rape.

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/1874/shinygoldx06.png
God I hate Forretress. It thinks it's so cool setting up hazards and exploding and ****. Well you know what? You suck now, because Game Freak made Ferrothorn, and Ferrothorn is better than you will ever be.

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8634/shinygoldx07.png
This is one of those situations where living is preferred, Bromar.

http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/1501/shinygoldx08.png
lolk

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/4568/shinygoldx09.png
GO, BIG.LOAD! USE YOUR RIGHTEOUS ICE PUNCHES OF FREEDOM!

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/3324/shinygoldx10.png


http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/3250/shinygoldx11.png
The Venusaur freezes in sheer terror.

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1060/shinygoldx12ja.png
Oh god oh man oh jeez

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/4773/shinygoldx13.png
****. If I have to spend multiple painful hours trying to kill you, I'm gonna be SO pissed.

http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/6219/shinygoldx14.png
Oh you dirty skank.

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/9105/shinygoldx15.png
(as usual) Flatulence comes through!

Now, everyone, prepare for utter rage:

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1459/shinygoldx16.png
http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/6078/shinygoldx17.png
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/9026/shinygoldx18.png
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/6971/shinygoldx19.png
http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/8314/shinygoldx20.png
http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/7724/shinygoldx21.png
http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2011/05/MiddleFinger4.jpg

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/982/shinygoldx22.png
Luckily, NumNums has Magical Leaf and can, therefore, hit the bastard.

http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/8217/shinygoldx23.png
ohyouhavegottobekiddingme

http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/9800/shinygoldx24.png
Oh good god. NumNums is destined to fail in every aspect of life.

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/3596/shinygoldx25.png
:O

TROPIUS ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING!

*falls into coma*

http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/1394/shinygoldx26.png
This is a bad situation for you to be in, Muk.

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/7021/shinygoldx27.png
VICTORY!

http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/967/shinygoldx28.png
(insert obvious sex joke here)

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/8557/shinygoldx29.png
I am XEPHYR of the AWESOME ALLIANCE

http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/4006/shinygoldx30.png
Damn straight. I'm not afraid of anything. Kinda like the old lady in this timeless children's book classic:

http://i43.tower.com/images/mm100148262/little-old-lady-who-was-not-afraid-anything-linda-williams-hardcover-cover-art.jpg

http://img862.imageshack.us/img862/5904/shinygoldx31.png
I will what?

These *** 4 members...I'm tellin' ya...

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/5884/shinygoldx32.png
Alright NumNums...this is your chance for redemption. You're my BEST ANSWER to fighting types. CAN YOU COME THROUGH?

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/3161/shinygoldx33m.png
http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/8800/shinygoldx34.png
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE! NUMNUMS ACTUALLY COMES THRO-

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/8784/shinygoldx35.png
Screw you, Tropius.

(after about 4 minutes of spamming hypnosis+dreameater)

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/1107/shinygoldx36.png
Well jeez, this has been a cakewalk so far.

...Not that I expected anything different.

http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/3990/shinygoldx37.png
You know, I'm contemplating making a joke about the lava, but Yuoaman already made a joke about that in his Quartz LP.

So it would seem like I'm copying him.

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/8306/shinygoldx38g.png
SIR YES SIR

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/6417/shinygoldx39.png
Wait, why is that amusing?

...How did you find out that I've experimented with men?!

...Oh, you didn't know that.

Well this is awkward.

(Disclaimer: I have never experimented with men in real life in any way, shape, or form. This statement is only to enhance the immature humor that is widely present in this LP.)

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/5972/shinygoldx40.png
I love WOMEN'S GENITALS (trying to make it straight in here again).

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7fkdS21tUmY/THvbS_aSa-I/AAAAAAAAB9c/5ZngffqlJJc/s1600/Jessica-Alba-pic-04.jpg

...Yup. It's officially straight in here again.

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Okay, I swear, every member of the *** 4 has extremely bizarre sexual innuendos present in their pre-battle comments.

Or maybe it's just me.

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****. The wall of all walls. The sponges of all sponges. The stone of all stones.

..I'm running out of things to describe Umbreon as...

...

Let's look at Jessica Alba again.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7fkdS21tUmY/THvbS_aSa-I/AAAAAAAAB9c/5ZngffqlJJc/s1600/Jessica-Alba-pic-04.jpg

Yep. There we go.

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When in doubt, flinch hax. The golden rule of Pokemon.

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/2522/shinygoldx44.png
Youuuuu *****hhhhhh :'(

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Hey, guys, do you smell that?

That's the smell of Bromar coming in to kick some ass.

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Let me give you guys a simple mathematical formula here. Bromar

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/2213/shinygoldx47.png
Plus Flamethrower

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/541/shinygoldx48.png
Equals dead Shiftry.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/161/shinygoldx49.png
Alright NumNums. Here's your second chance at redemption. CAN YOU DO IT?

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/3815/shinygoldx50.png
Oh god. Looks like he's failed once again :(

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/7223/shinygoldx51.png
What's this?! HE SURVIVED?!

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This might just be the most epic picture of this entire LP.

Besides this one, of course:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7fkdS21tUmY/THvbS_aSa-I/AAAAAAAAB9c/5ZngffqlJJc/s1600/Jessica-Alba-pic-04.jpg

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All I gotta do is kill this little black bird and I'm home free!

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Oh hells yes. I'm da winnar!

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That's right, you sick, exhibitionist, bondage-loving *****.

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Which is why I'm using Tropius.

To very little effect.

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/2739/shinygoldx57.png
Damn straight, woman.

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Oh god. One more episode folks. You could cut the tension with a knife.

http://www.biographycelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Jessica-Alba-hot.jpg

And that. that also cuts the tension.

[Xephyr]

It's the final episode, ladies and gentlemen.

It's been a fun ride. Let's see how it all turns out...



Episode 20: I'll See You in Hell, Carlos



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Oh god. The suspense is killing me.

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Well, I am pretty badass, after all.

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:X

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Is it possible to opt out now o.o

I'm scared.

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HE EVEN LOOKS LIKE A BLACK, MYSTERIOUS SILHOUETTE!

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Alligator versus lake monster.

:X

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Is anybody really surprised by this? I mean really.

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I doubt anybody is surprised by this either.

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I'm gonna cream you with my BIG.LOAD.

Okay, I've made that joke a few too many times...it's probably time to stop ._.

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ohgodohjeezohmanohhhhhhgod

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<_<

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Poor Gatorade D:

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<_< Flatulence never really dies.

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Time for Gatorade to do work!

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http://chooa.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/gatorade-logo-final.jpg

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http://chooa.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/gatorade-logo-final.jpg

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http://chooa.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/gatorade-logo-final.jpg

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Gatorade just BROUGHT OUT DA BROOMS!

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I WON ^_^

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I kind of feel like I'm god now.

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Wait, who the hell are you?

BASK IN MY GLORY.

I AM GOD.

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YO WHAT UP OAK MAH BOI

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_akLHpeO7qyA/TAGLJj5mkrI/AAAAAAAABIY/KEXsjJaaB7M/s1600/1207466129440.jpg

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Yeah man. It's been a while.

Actually, I'm gonna be in your region whenever Xephyr makes the sequel to this LP. It's gonna be off the hook!

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1394/shinygoldx26.png
It's been more of a sexual conquest than anything.

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/7021/shinygoldx27.png
Love? Trust? I bounded and tortured them until they got good! What are you talking about?

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Aaaaand now the LP ends and I go on living a happily life.





...

just kidding, there's a plot twist, damn it.

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If this is that ******, lab-coat wearing douche bag....

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http://d869g1fflgodk.cloudfront.net/bensteveshikakadirgo/noooooooooo.jpg

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Yeah *****.

BASK IN MY GLORY!

I AM GOD!

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You crushed the dreams of thousands of little children that wanted a regular name.

So I don't feel bad.

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Time for what?

Waffles?

Glory?

Jessica Alba?

http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/jessica-alba-nude.jpg

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Uhhhh

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS?!

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Ah HELL no.

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This is one of those situations...

That is bad to be in.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/2009/12/megashark.jpg

^kinda like that. Both situations are about equal in bad-ness.

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Bromar does work. that is all.

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Gatorade does work. that is all.

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Man, Gatorade is like the finals mvp.

http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/6105/shinygoldx41.png
Well geez, this is has been relatively easy.

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/4031/shinygoldx42.png
Oh ****. The bane of my existence.

This is it, Carlos. If I take out your Slowking, it's all over.

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/1295/shinygoldx43.png
._.

Did I just see what I think I saw?

NumNums delivers the final blow for this entire LP?

It's....almost poetic, really.

http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/2522/shinygoldx44.png
NOW I win...right?

Or is Douche gonna run up and challenge me too?

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/7357/shinygoldx45.png
Yessssss

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What don't you understand?

I AM GOD

BASK IN MY GLORY

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2213/shinygoldx47.png
lolololololololololololololololol
olololol
lolololo
lololololol
ololololol

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Oh god...what's he gonna do to me?!?!?!

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Eternity? That's a long ass time. But,

I AM GOD

BASK IN MY GLORY

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My Pokemon didn't do ****, damn it. I did all the work!

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Haha, greatness.

I AM G-

I'm done with that.

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Epic @_@

Well, here we go guys, the final countdown to the end.

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GATORADE, THE SPORTS BEVERAGE

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BROMAR, THE COOL DUDE

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NUMNUMS, THE USELESS TREE

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BIG.LOAD, THE GUILTY PLEASURE

http://img803.imageshack.us/img803/2739/shinygoldx57.png
QUACK, THE...uh, I don't even know what to describe him as.

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FLATULENCE, THE...uh, don't know what to say here either o.o

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/1939/shinygoldx59.png
And with that, ladies and gentlemen, I conclude this Let's Play.



Epilogue: 'Sup, Kanto?

Well, I totally just MASSACRED all of Johto, and now it's time to move on to bigger and better things.

I'm going to be moving to Kanto now. Some lame town called Pallet Town. I'm not going to be taking my current team with me...instead, I'm taking along a group of 6 criminals I've caught during my travels here in Johto. Should be good stuff.

I guess I'll see you all in Kanto! ;)

[Kenpokid]

Are you going to be playing a Gen I game, FireRed/LeafGreen, or FireRed Omega/386? :o

[Xephyr]

Are you going to be playing a Gen I game, FireRed/LeafGreen, or FireRed Omega/386? :o

I'll be playing Firered...Omega ;)

[Shadowsneak97]

How do you get Umbreon? I thought there is no day/night in Pokemon Shiny Gold and Pokemon Shiny Gold X? P.s. Correct me if I'm wrong I'm new here

[Xephyr]

How do you get Umbreon? I thought there is no day/night in Pokemon Shiny Gold and Pokemon Shiny Gold X? P.s. Correct me if I'm wrong I'm new here

Pretty sure you just use a Moon Stone.

[RobotUnicorn]

So, where is the other LP?