Madman

I dunno... depends on where I am in the house. I do have a couple baseball bats in my room, and there are quite a few big knives in the kitchen. And we've got a dog who would spaz out and do her "psycho bark", which would probably do something to either slow or freak out the madman. We've got a lot of stuff that would make for an unconventional weapon that I wouldn't be afraid to use if my life were in danger all over the place. I might even use my empty paintball gun to pistol-whip the invader. Lots of options, and, like I said, it depends on where I am in the house.

Haha I would kick his a**, I'm not joking I will fight this madman. Seriously who does he think he is? You can break inot a nieghbors house so I can call 911 and keep it rollin, but break into my house with my possessions we have a problem.

The first thing I'd likely do is shriek like a girl, followed by becoming paralyzed in fear, yet shaking violently at the same time.

I'd jump out the nearest window, which is not really as drastic as it sounds since I live on the first floor.

The crazy man can wail and moan and do whatever he wants for a few minutes then the police can come and take him to a pleasant room with nice, soft walls.

Check if he's attractive and if he is, attempt to seduce him and while he's preoccupied runaway or call for help or something :3

Or if he's ugly I'd probably scream and go grab my cat and hide lol :(

I'd just let him in? If he kills me, I die. If he steals from me, big deal. If he rapes me, I cry T^T (And question his taste xP)
There's not much I could do against a crazy man who probably has a weapon. Couldn't really run for the phone or anything.

Panic. I wouldn't be surprised if I screamed, ran away, fainted, or tried all three at the same time. @@;;

I'd like to dream that I would proceed to beat his/her sorry butt, but I'm a small girl and I'm not very strong. Or smart, for that matter. Doing that seems stupid, as much as I'd like to try. Ah, well, a girl can dream I guess.

Well if he comes through the back door the kitchen draw full of knives is right there so maybe I'd grab a knife and fight him off. If he comes through the front door then I guess I'd run away. Since the only thing around there to grab are dumb little knick knacks my mom buys.

I would ask him if he wants some tea..
..then jump out of the kitchen window.

I'd probably run up to my room and hide under my bed or in the closet.

Bribe him to leave. If that doesn't work, I'm going out through the fire escape. xD

Aegis said:

Check if he's attractive and if he is, attempt to seduce him and while he's preoccupied runaway or call for help or something :3

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I'm liking this idea lol.

Hm, I think I'd escape through my bedroom window and call for the cops ASAP. If I can't do that, then I think I'd probably hide in my closet Dx

generally even if its a friend its nice to have a knife handy
as bad as that sounds our city it notorious for stuff like that
hasnt happened to me yet but it doesnt mean it never will