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UnderFormality
May 22nd, 2010, 09:46 AM
Good Afternoon puny humans,

It is I, UnderFormality, and the leader of of all zombie-obsessed, button mashing, caffiene drinking, smart aleck, lazy people of Planet Desmos, Population: 1.

I am a kind ruler, therefore I only blow up random places often, and not all the time (You'll find that there is a big difference between the two.). I accept all givings of caffiene, money, puppies etc. If you have any concerns over me taking over your Kingdoms, please direct your concerns to the people with big guns and they will politely obliterate you where you stand.

Thank you and have a nice day.

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>.> *cough* Was that awkward enough?

Alkaide
May 22nd, 2010, 11:22 PM
Welcome to the forums, UnderFormality.

That was not that awkward, anyways, enjoy my lord.