View Full Version : BP oil company has a funny twitter

May 25th, 2010, 12:38 PM
It is in bad taste but it is quite funny.

Please do NOT take or clean any oil you find on the beach. That is the property of British Petroleum and we WILL sue you.

Thousands of people are attacked by sea creatures every year. We at BP are dedicated to bringing that number down. You're welcome!

The ocean looks just a bit slimmer today. Dressing it in black really did the trick!

If we had a dollar for every complaint about this oil spill, it wouldn't compare to our current fortune. Oil is a lucrative industry!


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May 25th, 2010, 9:55 PM
That has to be a fake account. All that is so ****ing messed up! XD "we'll make sure the next spill happens where the terrorists live." 'tan locos los gueyes.

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May 26th, 2010, 6:09 AM
I think I just choked on air. LAWL

May 26th, 2010, 6:50 AM
Hahaha, this is easily one of the best fake twitter accounts I've ever come across. Definitely following it. xD;

The good news: Mermaids are real. The bad news: They are now extinct. #bpcares

I liked this one. XD;

May 26th, 2010, 7:49 AM
This Twitter is very funny. I lol'd at all the quotes here the most XD