Does Boaba the Warden baffle anyone?

[SgtPatches]

I think the Safari's Zone warden has aged quite unfortunately during his move from Kanto to Johto. I mean, who in his right mind would sign the deed to his prized Safari Zone to a kid who can catch Geodude and Sandshrew? I mean, those Pokemon are in abundance!

And then, how is it that even though he turns ownership of the park to you, he still tells you to pay the entrance price to enter the Zone? It's my park! I can get in for free! Worried about money? Sell those obnoxious gold teeth and get a medically practical pair, and use the leftover money to fund the park.

Man, he is an odd old man.

[killzone92]

welcome to pokemon. Where 10y olds can go on journeys for 2 years and never come back home. Where battling animals for peoples enjoyment are accepted. Do I need to go on?

[Resultz]

not to mention the fact the no-one has a job, or ever moves further than a few steps from a spot...

Aswell as a 10 year old managing to befall multiple evil organisations who only want to fight back with their pokemon and not with conventional methods..

Its true, Welcome to pokemon, although who WOULD have gold teeth?

[_Kyle]

Lmao you guys just made Pokemon sound so childish! :(

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

What baffles me most about the guy is how he still fails to realize that throwing rocks and bait at Pokemon is not an effective way of weakening them for capture.

Seriously, the Safari Zone model simply does not work well, no matter how many bells and whistles you put on it.

Not to mention the fact that his name sounds like one of those weird nonsensical names out of Colosseum and XD.

[Hydrath]

nothing about pokemon can truly be applied to teh real world.. like really, you've got monsters with extreme power and they let themeselves be enslaved by weak humans.

First of all if pokemon were real, they're would be a licensing system, maximum number of pokemon to own, and limited kinds of pokemon to own, type of pokemon in certain areas, gym systems would change, restrictions on pokemon attacks, restrictinos on usage, restrictions on location, restrictions on evolution, restrictions on everything...

Please, if anyone is praying for pokemon to be real please stop. I wont ever be able to keep my ho-oh if that happens (Legendaries would be on the endangered list becuase there are so few of them ;P)

please, a ten year old running away from home to become a pokemon master alone is silly... that odd old man is just a footnote.

[AceDragonite]

not to mention the fact the no-one has a job, or ever moves further than a few steps from a spot...

Aswell as a 10 year old managing to befall multiple evil organisations who only want to fight back with their pokemon and not with conventional methods..

Its true, Welcome to pokemon, although who WOULD have gold teeth?


not to mention people spending days in Dark Caves without food just so they can battle a kid...

[G-Virus]

^ And the fact that they stay there anyways.