The Claire (Df Dadragonz) Fan Club

[Youko Kurama]

*arrives in the middle of the death match and summons armies of rabid squirrels*
They're hungry little squirrels boys, so I suggest you run.
*turns to squirrel army*
ATTACK!!!
*watches squirrels clear the opposition*

[MegaDitto]

..im afraid that's also true XD MD is disqualified X3
No, it was a didtraction. I will never forgive you Dawson.

[Dawson]

And Dawson is the winner! I don't want your forgiveness, I'll spit on your forgiveness! XD Dawson is willing to take on all comers for the job of Claire's bodyguard!

[MegaDitto]

And Dawson is the winner! I don't want your forgiveness, I'll spit on your forgiveness! XD Dawson is willing to take on all comers for the job of Claire's bodyguard!
What kind of friend are you.*Cries*.

[Youko Kurama]

*points rabid squirrels towards Dawson*
There you go .... go get your dinner ^^
*watches squirrels attack Dawson*

[Claire]

O.O wow, you're evil too, taco boy XD i knew there was something in those tacos >.> hungry angry squirrel boys XD

So dawson will protect me from the rabid squirrel army :3

There there MD *pets* ^^

[Youko Kurama]

Hey!
They're after the body guard position!
Not trying to hurt you...
They're pacifist, these squirrels are, until I order them to attack that is...

[Dawson]

Dawson brings out rabid ferrets. Dawson sets the ferrets onto the squirrels. Dawson's ferrets are from the streets, they take no crap from no one!

[Claire]

Street ferrets XD its all so insane ^^

[MegaDitto]

O.O wow, you're evil too, taco boy XD i knew there was something in those tacos >.> hungry angry squirrel boys XD

So dawson will protect me from the rabid squirrel army :3

There there MD *pets* ^^
Thanks Claire. They are not after you, they are after him. :D

[Youko Kurama]

Pfft....ferrets or no....You're going down!~!!!
*calls up the Tacos, bunnies, koalas, and the Bush Babies*
Yeah that's right!!
I brought out the Bush Babies!!!
It's all over now!!!
ATTACK!!!!
*calms down*

[Claire]

it's all so blood-thirsty..how many people/animals must die just to protect me from ninglet XD

[NiNGi]

*jumps in* I want to compete to be a bodyguard too!!! I'm the best in fighting!! xD *points to oh-so-old "Wrestle Anyone Thread"!

[MegaDitto]

*jumps in* I want to compete to be a bodyguard too!!! I'm the best in fighting!! xD *points to oh-so-old "Wrestle Anyone Thread"!
Since you left, Dawson won by default. :\

[Dawson]

I'm gonna have to bring out the kickboxing kangaroos. Their mommas were killed in cold blood, they're after revenge. I told them that you were the sadistic one that killed their mommas. It's game over for you now!

[Lucid-Acid]

geez Claire, just get a gun or a pointy rock or something XD

[Claire]

^0^ so much action and excitement! *gets popcorn*

but it's more fun having people fight over it, paige :3 sit and watch ^^

[MegaDitto]

^0^ so much action and excitement! *gets popcorn*
*Gets Nachos and Ice Cream*. Want some Claire and Rudy.XD

[Youko Kurama]

I fear no Kangaroos!!!

If anything, you should fear the hidden army making its way to you right now...
They'll take you down town~!
No one can take them and their duck-fu down!
NO ONE~!!!!!!!!!!

[Lucid-Acid]

in that case, lets toss um' in a pit, and have a death match =3

[NiNGi]

I need to kill the competion SO I can be with Claire :D and Ningi I kicked you. You just don't want to release your pain.XD
Hehe, just to point this out - maybe you don't undesrtand what a Shinobi can do... xD

That was the Replacement Technique (Kawarimi no Jutsu).
The Body Substitute skill is a widely used and very famous skill among shinobis. Put simply, the user uses speed to his/her advantage, and grabs an item from the environment and places it on his/her current position while moving out of the way. This is clearly an evasion technique used to dodge attacks; however it can be linked with other attacks to create massive damage. For example, a simple combination here: The attacked ninja can use Kawarimi no Jutsu to evade, say, an incoming shuriken, and without waiting quickly move behind the opponent and attack with a kunai.

Advanced Bloodline shinobi's also gain further advantage with this Jutsu, because they simply don't have to use Chakra to perform it. Sharingan users also have an advantage by reading the opponents move easier. This evasion skill can be used with so many other attacks, it's combinations are limitless. Also note that this is a Ninjutsu, since the user uses Chakra to move at a faster rate...

Got it? xD

[Dawson]

If you're gonna be like that, I'm gonna have to bring out my back up army. I'm gonna have to unleash a swarm of scientifically enhanced ladybugs capable of inducing anything with enough poison to instantly kill a fullsized elephant. I'd like to see you stop them!

[Claire]

Yay! Death match in a pit! ..all to be my bodyguard ^0^ *feels special* X3

[NiNGi]

Can I be a bodyguard to protect you from myself? xD

[Lucid-Acid]

okay, my money's on Mr.Ninja, seeing that he took the time to type out a paragraph. XD

[Dawson]

My money says NiNGi copy/pasted that from somewhere XD

[Youko Kurama]

The Ducks have bug repellent....>>

So you go down town anyways!
All the way down town!!
And...what's this!?
They already reached you!
Now you pay!!
$5 and they'll let you live!

[Claire]

ooo 3 in a death pit X3 im gonna keep my money on dawson :3

[MegaDitto]

ooo 3 in a death pit X3 im gonna keep my money on dawson :3
I bet on Rudy and Claire there is Spam in ROM Hacking. I think you should see.XD

[NiNGi]

Dawson, your money is probably telling the truth... xD

Hotaru, your money ish gonna be safe betting on me... I won't lose to a stinky one... >>; xD

[Claire]

Start the fight ^^ i want to know who will be my final bodyguard on pc :3

[Lucid-Acid]

well hurry up and start the death match so I can take whoevers' bettings money and run away XD

[NiNGi]

Ok, the Deathmach begins!!! *uses the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu* Hehehe... HI! *many ningi's clones appear* ATTAAAAAAACK!!! @.@

[Dawson]

I thought the deathmatch started ages ago...I brought out my street ferrets and revenge seeking kickboxing kangaroos. Not to mention the poison inducing ladybugs. XD

[Claire]

Ya, but you're all in a small pit now XD

[NiNGi]

*Throws a Fuma shuriken to the Kickboxing Kangaroo, Then executes the Kage Shuriken no Jutsu, transforms back to normal and throws kunais at the street ferrets, killing all of them*
Muwahauhauhauhauaha! DON'T MESS WITH NINJAS!

[Dawson]

Oookay...Am I the only one that has no idea what he just said...?

[Claire]

umm..ninja things? ^^; i dont know

[NiNGi]

Doesn't matter... your ferrets and kangaroo felt it... now its your turn!!! *starts making hand seals to execute a technique*

[Dawson]

Oookay...
*takes out baseball bat and repeatedly swings at NiNGi's kneecaps"
Hope you can do all that stuff without the ability to stand up...XD

[Jeremy]

*Hugs.* Hey sweetie how are you? =3 I'm in a pwetty skirt. XD

[Claire]

XD the fighting's getting dirty now -fun!
And in comes my good conscience XD she wont be impressed ^^; hey MD

Jeremy, what you just said is enough to kill any man XD

[Shikon no Tama]

Doesn't matter... your ferrets and kangaroo felt it... now its your turn!!! *starts making hand seals to execute a technique*
Hello Ninja Bunny! Guess who's back? XD
Claire, what cruel fate can I give Ninja Bunny, or should I just make him watch Barney? XD

[Claire]

Well MD, you'll be glad to know he's in a fight to the death at the moment with dawson :3

[Shikon no Tama]

Well MD, you'll be glad to know he's in a fight to the death at the moment with dawson :3
What a miracle. I don't wanna be involved. XD
*Sits down and eats popcorn on Claire's shoulder*
Pheonix, use my very dangerous Toukijin! It made Ninja Bunny a sad critter when I broke his weapon! XD
*Gives Pheonix Toukijin and laughs as Ninja Bunny gets pummeled*

[Youko Kurama]

Hey!
What about me! T___T
I'm in the death match too!!! T_______T
*yawns*
It bored me anyways...>>

[NiNGi]

To make it clear, the Kage shuriken no Jutsu is: *copies and pasted*

This is a really useful technique for ninjas who fight by tricking opponents. Shadow Shuriken, also known as Evil wind Shuriken Shadow Windmill, uses a Fuma Shuriken (a big, aerodynamically designed shuriken with curved blades). The user actually throws 2 shurikens at the opponent; however, one is hidden just beneath the first one, creating a perfect shadow.

The opponent believes that only one shuriken is thrown, so after dodging it, the second shuriken appears from the blind spot, surprising the opponent, and possibly damaging him/her.

Got it? xD

And I am sorry, this technique I am performing requires only spiritual power, I don't need my knees... xD

KARYUU ENDAN!!! *Does the Karyuu Endan attack*

*Burns Dawson to death* Sorry... I won... >>; xD
*explains that to the burnt stinky ashes*
A Katon (flame type) Ninjutsu technique where the ninja inhales deeply, drawing in a full chest of air. They then exhale, producing a very wide stream of flames that approach their target as a huge wall.... now, I know its too late for you to understand it, but its gonna be just fine... xD

[Claire]

XD; yay for MD giving dawson extra weapons!
ya were in the pit too rudy, but ya disappeared XD

[MegaDitto]

Hey!
What about me! T___T
I'm in the death match too!!! T_______T
*yawns*
It bored me anyways...>>
Gives him the Rose Whip.XD

[Shikon no Tama]

To make it clear, the Kage shuriken no Jutsu is: *copies and pasted*

This is a really useful technique for ninjas who fight by tricking opponents. Shadow Shuriken, also known as Evil wind Shuriken Shadow Windmill, uses a Fuma Shuriken (a big, aerodynamically designed shuriken with curved blades). The user actually throws 2 shurikens at the opponent; however, one is hidden just beneath the first one, creating a perfect shadow.

The opponent believes that only one shuriken is thrown, so after dodging it, the second shuriken appears from the blind spot, surprising the opponent, and possibly damaging him/her.

Got it? xD

And I am sorry, this technique I am performing requires only spiritual power, I don't need my knees... xD

KARYUU ENDAN!!! *Does the Karyuu Endan attack*

*Burns Dawson to death* Sorry... I won... >>; xD
*explains that to the burnt stinky ashes*
A Katon (flame type) Ninjutsu technique where the ninja inhales deeply, drawing in a full chest of air. They then exhale, producing a very wide stream of flames that approach their target as a huge wall.... now, I know its too late for you to understand it, but its gonna be just fine... xD
You bad for you if this happens but.......
*Gives Healing spell on Pheonix and uses a Firaga on Ninja Bunny, setting him on fire*
Just be lucky I DIDN'T use my real Toukijin. XD

[Claire]

>:3 MD can be pretty evil sometimes for a good conscience XD ^^

[Shikon no Tama]

Yeah, I think everyone knew that. XD
But when it comes to Ninja Bunny, I'm good compared to him. And Pheonix, I gave you my FAKE Toukijin to use. But get Ninja Bunny anyway! XD

[Dawson]

To make it clear, the Kage shuriken no Jutsu is: *copies and pasted*

This is a really useful technique for ninjas who fight by tricking opponents. Shadow Shuriken, also known as Evil wind Shuriken Shadow Windmill, uses a Fuma Shuriken (a big, aerodynamically designed shuriken with curved blades). The user actually throws 2 shurikens at the opponent; however, one is hidden just beneath the first one, creating a perfect shadow.

The opponent believes that only one shuriken is thrown, so after dodging it, the second shuriken appears from the blind spot, surprising the opponent, and possibly damaging him/her.

Got it? xD

And I am sorry, this technique I am performing requires only spiritual power, I don't need my knees... xD

KARYUU ENDAN!!! *Does the Karyuu Endan attack*

*Burns Dawson to death* Sorry... I won... >>; xD
*explains that to the burnt stinky ashes*
A Katon (flame type) Ninjutsu technique where the ninja inhales deeply, drawing in a full chest of air. They then exhale, producing a very wide stream of flames that approach their target as a huge wall.... now, I know its too late for you to understand it, but its gonna be just fine... xD
Dude, if you think I'm actually gonna read all that...you really don't know me XD
*tapes NiNGi's mouth closed before he has time to exhale, thus burning his insides to dust*
Dang...that must have been painful for you. I enjoyed every second of it though...XD

[Shikon no Tama]

Dude, if you think I'm actually gonna read all that...you really don't know me XD
*tapes NiNGi's mouth closed before he has time to exhale, thus burning his insides to dust*
Dang...that must have been painful for you. I enjoyed every second of it though...XD
You go Pheonix! Now then, let me handle the rest here. I can finish him off on my own!
*Uses hammer and whacks Ninja Bunny off the face of the Earth. Oops! Claire, looks like you need a new devil conscience. XD

[Claire]

Ya, you are very good compared to ninglet, MD XD
Is the battle over yet? ^^ i want my bodyguard X3

[NiNGi]

I'm sorry, MD, but you can't interfere with the fight....

Since you did though, the fun will be greater!!! *the burnt ningi disappears* That was one of my clones generated by the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu! >=D

I am sorry, Dawson, but it all happened already, ya can't change the past!! Try and change this though!!!

KAKURO NO JUTSU!!! *executes the Kakuro no Jutsu*

*burns Dawson with a black, mysterious flame, which disintegrates him*

Kakuro no jutsu:
A Ninjutsu technique where the user creates a powerful black flame capable of burning through, at least, a thick wall of flesh. The fire is mysterious in nature, of course, because of its color, so it is not known if this is one of the variety of Katon (fire type), or something of a more powerful and dark nature.

[Shikon no Tama]

Yeah, as far as I know, we beat him. Well, unless you actually account for the fact he's a Ninja which means he'll do something unexpected and typed in a LONG story. XD
So, anyone wanna protect me incase Ninja Bunny comes after me? :3

[NiNGi]

I shall come after you now, sweety! I'm here, see? Now you're the only pain-in-the-butt left between me and Cwaiwe... ]00 shall die!!!
*starts throwing kunais at MD, leaps onto her and starts beating her with his Taijutsu skills* DIE!!!

[Claire]

That's true..technically ur trying to hurt me too, ninglet, so doesn't that make you my anti-bodyguard? XD

[Youko Kurama]

Rose whip...pah!
*traps dawson and ningi in the sinning tree*
No escape for either of you!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHA!!!!
Enjoy your lives of entrapment!

[Shikon no Tama]

I shall come after you now, sweety! I'm here, see? Now you're the only pain-in-the-butt left between me and Cwaiwe... ]00 shall die!!!
*starts throwing kunais at MD, leaps onto her and starts beating her with his Taijutsu skills* DIE!!!
*Dodges attack*
See, I'm a demon! But I'm a good one!
*Takes out Ninjitsu swords and starts a fight with Ninja Bunny, using elemental attacks and speed beyond anything*
So, you ready to get the pain-in-the-butt yet? XD
*Uses speed to confuse Ninja Bunny and then uses Thunder and Water spells together to cause major damage to Ninja Bunny*

[NiNGi]

*uses the Kawarimi no Jutsu to avoid all attacks*
I am sorry, demon, but a Ninja is faster than you!!! >=D *uses the Special Anti-Demon Technique - the Oni Kudaki against MD and kills her* I am sorry... the Oni Kudaki is a move that basically means "to Crush a Demon" xD

Poor Moony-chan! >=)

[Claire]

Naws, you'll can't be my bodyguard ninglet ;0; first you want to hurt me XD and second you want to hurt my good conscience! and third i created the position of my bodyguard to protect me from you! XD..but you'll always be my evil conscience ^^; ..like pie? ^^;

[Shikon no Tama]

*Avoids attack with barrior ability and pins Ninja Bunny to the ground and breaks all his weapons and items*
Now what ya gonna do Ninja? ^o^
*Eyes glow red and Moony-chan takes out Toukijin and starts slashing Ninja's clothes off*
Well Claire, I think it's safe to say, we should look away from him since he has absolutely no clothes on. XD

[NiNGi]

mmm pie...

Ok, I'll spare those pitful beings and will avoid killing them... I'm just afraid they can't do much to protect you against me, Bwaiwenessh xD

EDIT: NO CLOTHES ON!? OMG! MY WEAPON WOULD BE UNLEASHED! xD

Too bad the Oni Kudaki can't be evaded, and is made especially to Crush Demons... I'll spare your worthless life though... you're so no match for me... >>;

[Claire]

O.O he's naked? my eyes! they burn! XD
yesh, i love you too ninglet XD *death huggles*

[Shikon no Tama]

mmm pie...

Ok, I'll spare those pitful beings and will avoid killing them... I'm just afraid they can't do much to protect you against me, Bwaiwenessh xD

EDIT: NO CLOTHES ON!? OMG! MY WEAPON WOULD BE UNLEASHED! xD

Too bad the Oni Kudaki can't be evaded, and is made especially to Crush Demons... I'll spare your worthless life though... you're so no match for me... >>;
What do you mean by I'm no match for you? I was going easy on you! Sheesh, I still didn't unleash my demon aurora and you're already boasting? XD

[NiNGi]

Read the edit on my post....

EDIT AGAIN: MD, I could crush you with one finger... >>; Ninjas are Demon hunters... Oboete oke! *disappears*

[Shikon no Tama]

Read the edit on my post.... *disappears in a smoke cloud*
Yeah, I did. XD
Your weapon unleashed? O_O;;;
*Blocks eyes and hides behind Claire*
Please, save me from that view! XD

[Claire]

MD may have a demon aura, but she's not a demon :3 she's an angel ^0^

[NiNGi]

Read my other edit, you pitful beasts... xD *disappears once again*

[Shikon no Tama]

Read the edit on my post....

EDIT AGAIN: MD, I could crush you with one finger... >>; Ninjas are Demon hunters... Oboete oke! *disappears*
Yeah....... Riiight! XD
*Uses vanishing spell and tracks Ninja Bunny down and toasts him with Firaga spell and vanishes again*

[Claire]

Stop editting posts and just make new ones, ninglet XD

Dawson, my bodyguard, has abandoned me ;_; i guess you won't get your prize then..

I'd better get some sleep though, thanks for looking after me MD ^^ night everyone *huggles and snuggles*

[Shikon no Tama]

Bye-bye Claire! See ya tomorrow then! And don't worry, I'll make Ninja Bunny wish he'd never been born! XD

[Lucid-Acid]

g'night Claire, sweet dreams~

[Shikon no Tama]

Now then, where'd that little Ninja Bunny get off to? Last time I saw him, he looked mad when I used my fire spell. XD

[NiNGi]

I am sorry, but I was already gone... the one you burned must have been the Kage Bunshin clone that I left... Poor MD... wasting her energies over stupid clones...! xD

I told you, I am a demon hunter. I hunt and destroy demons. You have no chance against me! >=)

[IceKitten]

OMG a page while I was gone :O

[Dawson]

Stop editting posts and just make new ones, ninglet XD

Dawson, my bodyguard, has abandoned me ;_; i guess you won't get your prize then..

I'd better get some sleep though, thanks for looking after me MD ^^ night everyone *huggles and snuggles*
Heh, the power went dead in my house and I couldn't turn it back on because I couldn's see what I was doing in the dark XD.
What was the prize? o.o

[Claire]

umm..i don't know? ^^;

[IceKitten]

Eeeeeeeeee Claire is on ^_^

How are you? o.o

[Dawson]

I'm glad all my hard work wasn't gonna go unrewarded then...XD

[Claire]

Good thanks tiglet ^^ but not feeling too great today either >.< how's winona X3

Well, that'll teach you to leave after winning dawson ~.^ *hugs* that's all you get now X3

[IceKitten]

She's ok o.o

Will you be on MSN in 10 mins?

[Dawson]

Meh, I still have the knowledge that I won XD. And I kicked that annoying ninja's *** too XD

[Claire]

msn? not too sure tiglet ^^; only on for a little while, but i'll try to get online :3

Ya, you get to kick a ninja's *** and get a hug from me -the best rewards in the world XD

[Kyogre-chan]

What's this about a prize? XD

[Claire]

Dawson fought to the death to be my body guard last night :3

[Dawson]

Yeah, I took on all the competition and each one was vanquished by my supreme skills. And gangsta animals XD

[Claire]

Yesh, the lives of so many crazies and drugged up animals were taken last night ;_;
But i finally have my bodyguard to protect me :3

[Dawson]

Yeah XD. And all I needed was better common sense than that crazy ninja dude to win too XD.

[Claire]

Ya..that ninglet thing was never gonna work out >.> how can someone protect me from himself? XD
Well, thankies for winning, my slave..i mean..bodyguard ^^;

[Kyogre-chan]

I'd rather be Minako's bodyguard. XD

[Dawson]

You would XD. I'd rather risk my life for a real person XD

[Claire]

I think she can protect herself pretty well ty X3

Yesh, and especially when that person is me, right? X3

[Dawson]

Erm...sure...? XD. I don't even remember the bodyguard contest actually starting anymore, I just remember winning it XD

[Claire]

I'll take that as a yes XD
..were you drunk again? XD

[Dawson]

Nooo...I don't think so, it was only a Thursday evening. That's not exactly party time for me XD

[Claire]

Every night is party night for irish brummies :3
I've got my final exams starting monday, with so much revision to do, yet here i am ^^;

[IceKitten]

Irish brummies? o.O

Congratz on your 5,555th post!

[Dawson]

It's not too often when you hear the term Irish Brummie XD.
I've never done a single days revision in my life, I've got a killer memory when it comes to pointless boring stuff XD

[Claire]

..but i'll be doing the pointless boring stuff as a career! ;_;

[Dawson]

It's too bad you don't have my memory then, it'd be helpful for you XD

[Claire]

I'm sure it can't be that bad ^^;

[Dawson]

I don't think I've even asked what you're studying yet XD

[Claire]

I'm studying human resource management -i love working with people :3 and it'll be great trying to get the best out of everyone

[IceKitten]

She is studying animorphs XD

o.o

[Claire]

Tiglet, he was asking about me not you XD

[IceKitten]

I know, I tried to answer your question XD

Get on MSN o.o

[Kyogre-chan]

Why isn't Claire on MSN? O.o

[IceKitten]

I don't know but I don't get much time on it o.o

[Claire]

Because i have to leave soon :3 i keep saying just 5 more minutes X3 what can i say, i love everyones company too much ~.^

[IceKitten]

Aww cya later then ;~;

[Kyogre-chan]

Yay! Claire loves our companieses! o.o;

[IceKitten]

Of course she does, she is a sweet girl o.o

[Dawson]

I'm studying human resource management -i love working with people :3 and it'll be great trying to get the best out of everyone
Ever thought about becoming a teacher? XD

[IceKitten]

She can teach me a lot of things XD

[Claire]

I wouldn't want to be a teacher X3 i wouldn't like seeing kids going out and making more money than me XD HR can be really well paid :3 in eight years, i can be chartered and earning around 70k with car and benefits ^0^ but i'm sure you'll earn more than me dawson once you go professional :3

Tiglet, i don't think i can teach you to become normal X3 and the things you already know..well i don't think i could teach you any more on those subjects than you already know ^^;

[IceKitten]

I don't know much on those subjects actually Claire, I just guess o.o

[Dawson]

If I can earn anyway where near 70K per year by turning pro, I'd be delighted! Heck, I'd be celebrating all week if I was offered a 30K per year contract XD

[Claire]

..from what i've heard from your guessing, it's pretty accurate tiglet XD

im sure you'd be earning much more than 70k in eight years ^^; by then you'll be on about 300k :3

[IceKitten]

I get £10 a week, ph33r me :(

[Claire]

O.O you must only be working about 3 hours a week max for that though XD unless it's pocket money?

[IceKitten]

It's........... pocket money >.>

[Dawson]

I never got pocket money...I had to have a paper round when I was 12 just to get some money ><

[Claire]

XD you don't have to work for that, though, tiglet X3

Awws ._. , well at least you can be proud that everything you get was earned through your own hard work ^^

[Dawson]

I guess so...it sucked bad though, especially with England's crappy weather in the mornings XD

[Claire]

XD poor dawson, i hate early mornings >.<
But i do have a lot of respect for people who have worked for everything they've received :3 i've only worked in total about 6 months ^^;

[IceKitten]

I should be doing something constructive XD

I'm going to Connexions on the 28th

[Claire]

Winona takes up too much of your daily routine tiglet X3

[IceKitten]

Mmmmmmmmmmm Winona...


What?

Do you know I'm shy IRL?

[Claire]

You? Shy? Never, tiglet XD

[IceKitten]

I am seriously, I'm only not shy online. o.o

[Claire]

aww bless XD *pets* it'd be strange to meet you though -i *editted for the protection of tig's identity XD*

[Porygon]

Mwar, same here. I'll go all out when I'm at the keyboard ^_^

[IceKitten]

You'll go out where while you're at the keyboard?

[Porygon]

Mwar, no, erm… I'm more open about my obsessions and more willing to share my fantasies online, I likely won't do it IRL

[Dawson]

I'm pretty much the same IRL as I am online, a guy that just likes to have fun XD

[Claire]

Really pory? I hadn't noticed XD

[IceKitten]

Same here Porygon o.o

[Claire]

Pory, i'd hate to see your families' faces if they checked out this board some time and saw the things you'd written XD
Tiglet..i don't know if it'd surprise them that much XD
I don't think im much different irl ^^;

[Dawson]

So you're not innocent in real life either then? XD

[Claire]

It depends where i am ^^ im public, im very innocent o:3 ..in other places, im not XD

[Dawson]

Aww man, I had so much to say just then...but then I remembered this was a Pokemon forum...XD

[Claire]

I know, that's why i like to say things that verge on being wrong for here, but don't cross over the mark X3

[Dawson]

It just makes it more frustrating for me to make a clean reply though ><

[Claire]

Exactly, that's why i find it fun ~.^

[IceKitten]

So me and Claire are the opposite XD

I'm innocent IRL and not online, where Claire is innocent online but not IRL XD

[Dawson]

And you'll probably end up getting me banned when I finally make the posts I want to make XD

[Porygon]

Lol, mwar. If ya think I'm too dirty here ya should see me on MSN XD

And, mwar, as such my family would me much more shocked to see my IM logs XD
…Wait, they're on my Trio… if they ever get access to it they'd get my logs and full fur pics!
*encodes Trio*

[IceKitten]

You keep going off on MSN XD

[Claire]

XD tiglet, noone believes that you're innocent irl, im sure ur winona infatuation doesn't stop at pc XD

ooo, is that a challenge, dawson ~.^

pory..remind me to never talk to you on msn XD unless it's for another psychological counselling session XD

[Dawson]

You wouldn't want me banned Claire, the place just wouldn't be as fun without me XD.

[IceKitten]

If Winona was real you'd be right Claire.

[Porygon]

Oh, mwar, I'm the same on AIM, well, at least I would be if any of my contacts there shared my obsession ^_^

[IceKitten]

I kind of share your obsession o.O

[Claire]

You wouldn't want me banned Claire, the place just wouldn't be as fun without me XD well ya, that may be true X3

I kind of share your obsession o.O o.o wow, you really are easily influenced, jennylet XD

[Dawson]

Of course it's true, who doesn't love me? XD

[Claire]

..blue and robert? XD; or do they O.o

[Dawson]

Bobby made my fan club when I told him somebody wanted too, that's how much he likes me...and Jorge, just look at this post (http://www.pokecommunity.com/showpost.php?p=1042920&postcount=30). Even they love me XD

[Claire]

i guess it's a love-hate relationship ^^;

[Dawson]

Yeah...they love me and I hate them XD

[Claire]

Naws, im sure you love them more X3

[Dawson]

Hahahahaha...ha...XD I don't even think that could be possible, they love me too much...unfortunately...XD

[Claire]

..or do you just like to think that they do? X3
i 'love' both of them..*cough* X3

[Dawson]

Yeah...I just love to think that a couple of guys love me...><
I'm sure they'll appreciate reading these posts eventually XD

[Claire]

Ya, they'll look back and laugh :3 ..that or plot your death X3
Blue always threatens me, but i don't think he'd really hurt me *cough* XD

[Dawson]

Nah...they aren't smart enough to plot something like that. They'll be trying to think of some witty comebacks XD

[Claire]

hmm..i think robert will have more trouble with that than blue ^^;

[Dawson]

Yeah, but Jorge usually just comes out with "I hate you all" or something like that XD

[Claire]

Ya, that or "..i will hurt you.." X3 and calling me a hag ;0;

[Dawson]

And occasionally "don't make me bring that up again Dawson". Even though I don't care XD

[Claire]

Ya, he's getting a little too obsessed with that now >.>
And to think blue used to be nice ;_; ...oh wait, no he didnt XD

[Lucid-Acid]

dont feel bad Claire, Jorge dosent like anyone but Dawson aperently ;o; XD
he's all talk =3

[Claire]

awws, you poor poor girl paige, i dont know how you put up with such a hurtful guy ;0;

[Lucid-Acid]

I to have hurt him back XD

[Dawson]

dont feel bad Claire, Jorge dosent like anyone but Dawson aperently ;o; XD
he's all talk =3
Wha...? What makes you think he's different to me than to you? Have you ever seen a conversation between us? XD

[Claire]

yesh, that's a real hate-hate-but ultimately love relationship, paige X3
dawson, stop making blue like you more than his mistress ;0;

[Dawson]

Paige is Jorge's mistress? Has Jorge got a wife that some of us don't know about? XD

[Claire]

naw, but he seems to like refering to her as his mistress :3

[Lucid-Acid]

yes I have, and I'd post it, but it'd be mostly *s, you gutter mouth XD

[Dawson]

Me, a gutter mouth? Never...! XD

[Claire]

Ya, dawson is the innocent one o:3

[Arekkusu Rizu]

Claire! *hugs twin* Hey! Its been a long time since Ive been aorund here. Yay! *brings a presnt* Happy... um whatever day it is!

[Dawson]

It's Friday Alex, it's a Happy Friday XD

[Lucid-Acid]

if dawson is innocent, I'm the 6th spice girl O=3

[Claire]

alex! yay! haven't seen you around for ages! ^0^ *huggles twinnie* thanks for the..random..presents XD

O.O you are paige? i never knew :3

[Arekkusu Rizu]

No surfing for me today :( So its not Happy Friday but oh well.
So Claire anything you can tell me about your trip to FL?

[Claire]

To sum up: loads of fun with my baby niece, 13 alligators at bottom of garden, sharks at the beach, a trip to the zoo, and a new-found love for my little pony X3

[Lucid-Acid]

yeah, they kicked me out of the group beacuse I was cuter then baby ;-;

awww, I use to have those when I was a little kid XD

[Claire]

awws, i bet it was blue's fault, paige ;0; he was trying to be pink-bunny-freak spice X3

[Lucid-Acid]

they kicked him out because he cant dance ;;

[Claire]

Yesh..his dancing has resulted in many unneeded deaths ._.

[Dawson]

Neither could the others XD

[Lucid-Acid]

well you can only imagine how bad he is XD

[Claire]

XD and yet you guys have been together months now, paige ~.^ you must like the dancing really X3 unless it's all just out of pity ;_;

[Arekkusu Rizu]

Pony? You have a pony? Thats so cool!

[Dawson]

Just the thought of Jorge dancing is quite hilarious XD

[Claire]

lmao XD; no no, "My little pony", not literally my own little pony XD
It's like a horse version of the care bears -little pretty horse toys :3

[Lucid-Acid]

no, I like the danceing, it makes me giggle like a school girl ;D

[Claire]

awws, see you love him really X3

[Dawson]

Didn't she say she was laughing at his dancing though? XD

[Claire]

She giggles at it, which im sure helps the relationship X3

[Dawson]

Either that or she's utterly embarrassed by it XD

[Claire]

naws, i know love when i see it :3
well, i'd better go revise >.< don't get too lonely without me ~.^

[Dawson]

Okay...XD I guess I'll leave your club then if you're not gonna be here XD

[Claire]

That, or you can worship me while im gone XD

[Lucid-Acid]

you shall be missed Claire XD

[Dawson]

I'm already planning a shrine to you Claire...XD

[NiNGi]

I'm planning to plant a bomb in the fanclub while she's revising... Oh, wait, I wasn't supposed to say that, was I? xD

Cwaiwe, can I bomb your shrine when mr stench builds it? 0:3

[Dawson]

Can I repeatedly slap you across the face for a few minutes please, Mr Ninja?

[NiNGi]

Sure you can, mr stench!! Not until I rip your stomach open and put my shoes in it, though!! ^.^

[Dawson]

Nah...that's not a fair deal. I'll tell you what though, I'll shove some heavy duty dynamite in your mouth and light it from a safe enough distance. If, after the explosion, you're still capable of...erm...living, then you can do what you want. Deal? XD

[Claire]

Don't blow up my shrine ninglet! ;0;

[Kyogre-chan]

Oh, that is really evil. XD

[Claire]

You see how evil my evil conscience really is ;_;

[NiNGi]

Don't try and put it as if I'm the only evil one here... >xD I am not evil, I just like to satisfy mo own desires... xD
Now, is that a crime? I don't think so... >>;

[Dawson]

^ That's like the motto of a rapist/murderer...XD

[NiNGi]

Me? Rapist? Naaah..... :3 Could be murderer, but not rapist! xD

[Lucid-Acid]

Poor Claire, one of the body guards is a criminal ;;

[Claire]

ya, it's so disturbing ;_;
ninglet, that would be fine if most of your desires didn't involve killing me in some way XD

[Icy42]

Can I join? DF dadragonz is my favorite admin.

[Claire]

Hey DEC ^^ thankies for joining :3 i love the cat in your sig XD

[Icy42]

Thankyou. What's your favorite color?

[PrinceOfDarkness]

Hiya Claire *hugs* how r ya? What's up? wanna poke me if I am wierd XD anyways, have a great day and have some fun, *pokes*

[Shikon no Tama]

Hello Claire! ^^
*Poofs onto Claire's shoulder*

[Dawson]

Does that cat have its middle finger up? XD
You doing anything to celebrate St George's Day, Claire?

[Icy42]

Does that cat have its middle finger up? XD
You doing anything to celebrate St George's Day, Claire?
It does look like it doesn't it? But, I don't believe that it is. (I think that it is putting its paw on its mouth and its nose is pushing its finger up... plus it was on a .edu site...)

[Claire]

I saw it as finger up too XD naws, not doing anything for St. George's day ^^; are you?

Hey MD ^0^ *huggles* ninglet tried to blow up my shrine ;0;

[Dawson]

That crazy ninja dude aint blowing up any shrines I build! XD
I've been at a pub for about 4 hours playing pool and drinking, and I'm gonna carry on with the drinking in about an hour too XD

[Claire]

I find that the more i drink, the better i get at pool XD

[Dawson]

I'm pretty much the opposite. I tend to forget, or just not care about, what colour I'm supposed to be aiming for XD

[Icy42]

That crazy ninja dude aint blowing up any shrines I build! XD
I've been at a pub for about 4 hours playing pool and drinking, and I'm gonna carry on with the drinking in about an hour too XDAren't you to young to drink? (I'm in the US and I don't know where you are, so, the laws could be different)

[Claire]

I'm lucky if i manage to make contact with any ball on the table ^^;

There's a law which allows the irish to begin drinking from the age of 1, DEC *cough* XD

[Dawson]

Yeah there is, and Claire was only just over that age when she first drank alcohol XD

[Claire]

Not out of my own free will though ;0;
I want wine now ._.

[Dawson]

Wine...? You're such a girly girl, aint ya? XD

[Claire]

I love wine :3 it has a much greater effect on me than anything else

[Dawson]

Girls with their wine...XD I really don't like wine, and I have no idea why XD

[Claire]

and i hate lager/beer >.<

[ravenstorture]

Hey Claire! I don't know if I have joined this or not, but can I join?

[Dawson]

Lager only tastes nice in the first few sips, after that it is nasty...until you get to about the 8th, when you don't even care what it tastes like XD

[Claire]

I would never get that far ^^; but wine on the other hand.. X3

Sure ryan ^^;

[ravenstorture]

Beer is gross, atleast the ones in the US. I don't know about the ones in Europe.

[Dawson]

Well, most beer comes from Europe XD. I really only go mad on lager at house parties, all the girls take the alcopops so I have no choice XD

[Claire]

Alcopops are worthless >.< what's the point of drinking alco if it wont have any effect on you? XD

[Dawson]

Because I don't wanna be so drunk that I'll be rolling on the floor after 15 minutes XD. Alcopops are a nice warm up, house parties tend to end up with straight Vodka shots and some of the nastiest Tequila mixes you'll ever try XD

[Claire]

An orange juice would probably affect you more than an alcopop XD

I hate tequila >.< with the lemon and salt it's nasty >.<
If more clubs served it, i'd be on wine all night XD

..how did we end up talking about alcohol in both clubs ^^;

[Dawson]

I have absolutely no idea, I was about to ask you XD. I guess its fun to talk about, and we can laugh at the underage Americans who don't stand a chance of trying it for a good few years yet XD

[Lucid-Acid]

not all Americans drink legally >>;