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Tiger-chan
November 15th, 2005, 02:47 PM
Never!
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Yeah, I'm obsessed w/ cats.

Dogboy2709
November 15th, 2005, 02:57 PM
there is but one way to get rid of those cats.. by showing them they greatset enimess! DOGS!

Karasu
November 15th, 2005, 02:58 PM
This is another way: send out your Lv100 Mightyena...
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b22/pokemonfreak94/Mightyeatincat.png

Dogboy2709
November 15th, 2005, 03:18 PM
or lv 100 houndoom!

FE4R TH3 WR4T(-) 0F D065
Translation: Fear the wrath of dogs!

Forci Stikane
November 15th, 2005, 03:45 PM
*Throws spikes around bottom of cliff*

TiMe to DDiE1!!!!!!!!!!

tthUnderbOLt!!!!!!

*Gets shocked*

Die, cats, DIE!!!!!!!!!

CURSE MUFFINS!!!

*Mewtwo reappears and uses Splash*

Oh, so you used Future Sight...but I said SPLASH!!

*Mewtwo disappears*

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!





................................bladablada.



...GROUUFURAHH!!! PSYCHO DESTROYER!!!!!

*Anihilates all Tiger-chan's cats, DECOYS AND ALL*



...Merp.

Yuna-chan
November 15th, 2005, 03:52 PM
*blasts Ichapokemr into space* leave teh kittys alone!

*respawns kittys*

Forci Stikane
November 15th, 2005, 03:55 PM
*Comes back as Mecha Ichapokemr*

DIE, KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO ONE SHALL ENJOY YOU!!

*Launches Hyper Rockets*

(((I'm angry because we had to put our cat to sleep over the summer...)))

Dogboy2709
November 15th, 2005, 04:08 PM
Voice from clouds: Did someone say rockets?
*Jessie and james jump down from the sky*
Jessie: Prepare for trouble
James: and make it double
Jessie: to protect the world from devestain
James: to unite all peoples within our nation
Jessie: to explain the truth about our orgin and love
James to take over all forums to the stars above
Jessie: JESSIE
James: JAMES
ME: ALRIGHT I GET IT ENOUGH WITH THE MOTTO YOU ARE MAKING US ALL TIRED
Jessie & james: *Waterdrop*
who wants to help me get rid of team rocket?

Eefi
November 15th, 2005, 04:08 PM
*makes hot coco* who wants hot coco???^^

*sweatdrops at the Rockets* Are they ever bored???? *sends out her pichu, Bee, to help Dogboy*

Yuna-chan
November 15th, 2005, 04:09 PM
*drinks the hot coco and pegs jessie with the cup*

*punts meowth*

*james runs away*

HA!

XD

Eefi
November 15th, 2005, 04:11 PM
Bee, use- what the heck....*sweatdrops at Bee and Sparkachu whatcing on-demand tv*

Dogboy2709
November 15th, 2005, 04:19 PM
*turns off tv*
now after you defeat team rocket you can watch tv.
Go, Sparachu
use Iron tail and combien it with Quick Attack!
Sparkachu: Pi-ka-chu!
*hits jessie*
Jessie: it's not over yet trep
Go Seviper
*james comes back*
Go, Chimecho

Eefi
November 15th, 2005, 04:21 PM
aright Bee, use charm on seviper!!!^^

*Bee uses Charm on Seviper*

Jessie: use wrap on that rat and that girl!!!^^

Bee and Blackie: *gets wrap* 0-0 ACK! *chokes*

Karasu
November 15th, 2005, 04:22 PM
idiots
Jack: Dad, it's 100 degrees up here in the attic... I'm so hot...
Dad: Live with it, son...
Jack: Wait... somebody's coming up the ladder!
*Fantanas come*
Jack: Dad! It's the Fantanas! Two mesmorizing girls who give you ice cold Fanta!
Fantanas: DON'T YOU WANTA FANTA DON'T YOU WANT A FAN-- *Dad throws rocks at them*
Dad: GET OUT OF MY ATTIC, B******! *throws them out the window*
Jack: YOU SON OF A B***! *tackles him down the steps*

Yuna-chan
November 15th, 2005, 04:24 PM
aright Bee, use charm on seviper!!!^^

*Bee uses Charm on Seviper*

Jessie: use wrap on that rat and that girl!!!^^

Bee and Blackie: *gets wrap* 0-0 ACK! *chokes*


*gets mad*

you let her go!

Go Flare! *sends out a black charizard*

Fireblast now!

(my one and only shiney >.>)

Eefi
November 15th, 2005, 04:26 PM
*everyone got crisp*

Blackie: *dusts off burn stuff* well, looks like we are going to have snake for dinner.....*sweatdrops at Seviper and gets sick to stomach*

Dogboy2709
November 15th, 2005, 04:26 PM
Me: WHY HOW DARE YOU! i didnot want to do this but you leave me no choice
Go, XD0001 use shadow beam on Jessie:
Sparkachu use attract on seviper!
Seviper let go of BEE and Blackie
Seviper is in love with Sparkachu
now Sparkachu use FART!
Seviper goes back to jessie pok ball
now lets finsih this off
Sparkachu use thunder bolt attack!

Eefi
November 15th, 2005, 04:30 PM
*cheers for Dogboy* Go Dogboy!!!!^^

Bee: *gets jealous that Seviper is flirting with Sparkachu*

Blackie: Let's go Bee!!^^ Fake Tears!!!^^

Bee: *lets out fake tears to attract Seviper and Sparkachu*

Balckie: Oh my!!! Not on Sparkachu!!!! He is on our side!!!^^

Yuna-chan
November 15th, 2005, 04:33 PM
Flare! Firespin!

*catches meowth in a firespin*

Eefi
November 15th, 2005, 04:37 PM
*runs to get Bee to stop making Sparkachu flirting with her, which means getting into the middle of the battle field*

Blackie: Bee! How many times i have to tell you-

Jessie: Posin Tail attack!

Blackie: 0-0 *looks around and relizes where she is* oh god...

Bee: *rolls eyes at her*

Forci Stikane
November 15th, 2005, 05:38 PM
ULTIMAGA!!!!!!!!!!!

*Giant green spheres of energy appear on Team Rocket causing multiple consecutive explosions*

Team Rocket: Looks like Team Rocket's---*BOOM*--Looks like Te--*BOOM*--Looks like--*BOOM*--Looks l--*BOOM*--Loo--*BOOM*--L--*BOOOOOOOO*OOOOOOOO*OOOOOOO*OOOMMM!*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

...Looks like that's the end of them...

Plasama546
November 15th, 2005, 05:48 PM
Have you ever considered a fact that form birth, evil scientists have put mind altering caps on us, and everything we sense is an illusion, and we all are just in a big blastic tube on a tread mill?

Forci Stikane
November 15th, 2005, 05:57 PM
Have you ever considered a fact that form birth, evil scientists have put mind altering caps on us, and everything we sense is an illusion, and we all are just in a big blastic tube on a tread mill?

Ever pull REAL hard on your hair??

'Nuff said.

Plasama546
November 15th, 2005, 06:31 PM
My brains still intact................... Sort of....

Karasu
November 15th, 2005, 06:55 PM
Brain? Wtf is that? *runs around in a circle and falls off a cliff*

Plasama546
November 15th, 2005, 07:10 PM
But, super jelly chiken saves him.

Amy-chan
November 15th, 2005, 07:27 PM
Duuuuhhh.... *drools and stares blankly into space until she's abducted by aliens*

viridian doubletongue
November 16th, 2005, 06:56 AM
you know what? I have no idea what I was going to say. I hate it when that happens.

Eefi
November 16th, 2005, 12:34 PM
eh, anyone in the mood for hot coco with marshmellows??^^

Jaybob
November 16th, 2005, 12:44 PM
123456789101112131415161718192021 oooooooo ur dare

Plasama546
November 16th, 2005, 01:15 PM
00001001000000000000001000011010000000001011100000101000010010001001100000100!!!! (I am wierd!!!!)

Dogboy2709
November 16th, 2005, 01:34 PM
Cookies! who wants Cookies? *throws cookies everywhere*

Eefi
November 16th, 2005, 01:37 PM
can i have a cookie please???^^

Dogboy2709
November 16th, 2005, 01:48 PM
you can have as many as you want. 'cause it's raining cookies!

Eefi
November 16th, 2005, 01:49 PM
okay, i will only take one then. Thank you!!^^ *glomps him for the cookie*

Dogboy2709
November 16th, 2005, 02:50 PM
Sparkachu: Pika pika pi pika-chu.
me: what's the matter Sparkachu?
Sparkachu: pika pika pi
me: oh
Sparkachu says that he wants to go to Lyoko.
*Turns on X.A.N.A.*

Karasu
November 16th, 2005, 03:15 PM
n00bs
Wat r u lukin at y r u kallin mee a nob
ur a nobb
i aynt a nnob ur a nob. nnow og awa nob. *runs and falls down a fissure*

Linoone
November 16th, 2005, 03:19 PM
I'll have class with Gross Bremont!!!, she's teaching me some creeezi stuff!!*faints*

Karasu
November 16th, 2005, 03:23 PM
*climbs out of the fissure and farts* Ooo... Those fissure beans were gooooood.... Wait... what? THEY WERE BAT TURDS!?! *falls back in*

Dogboy2709
November 16th, 2005, 03:31 PM
lets get out of here sparkachu.
Transfer! Dogboy2709!
Transfer! Sparkachu!
Transfer! Aelitea!
Scanner! Dogboy2709!
Scanner! Sparkachu!
Scanner! Aelitea
Virtulization!

Karasu
November 16th, 2005, 03:36 PM
*climbs out* *cough* Oh god... the taste... it's stained in muh mouth... need... water... *cough* Wha...? Wussat? *sees a berserk Narwhal bay, not knowing what's in it* WATER! *dives inside it* WATER! YAY! ME GOTS WATER! *gets speared by a narwal* SON OF A...*sinks* *gets speared* *floats up* Gahhh... *gets hit by a motor boat*

Dogboy2709
November 16th, 2005, 03:46 PM
okay triy this illusion

.


clue one eye and line up your finger with the dot. then switch eyes. the dot will appear on the other side! Coll, huh?

~Amethyst_Callista_Moon~
November 16th, 2005, 04:03 PM
Well, can there be any more entertainment? *throws a fire ball at the willing victims.*

viridian doubletongue
November 17th, 2005, 09:12 AM
Lets play *complain about life* nah that's boring lets throw the fireball around.

~Amethyst_Callista_Moon~
November 17th, 2005, 05:30 PM
Sure thing! *throws another fireball*

Dogboy2709
November 18th, 2005, 01:56 PM
nice try, butt i'm not falling for that brain /kevan thing too many people have it in their sig! but why?

Karasu
November 18th, 2005, 03:39 PM
Yes... that retarded Kevan must die! *gets out razors* Let's see who looses their brain now, fiend link! *cuts open his head*

Amy-chan
November 18th, 2005, 08:25 PM
YES, KEVAN ORG BRAIN LINK THINGY MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!! *pulls out chainsaw* Never....again.... *cuts link cleanly in half*

viridian doubletongue
November 19th, 2005, 04:19 AM
Kevan has eaten too many brains to remember. either your one needed salt or was a little off. But he's not sure which.

Dogboy2709
November 19th, 2005, 07:32 AM
YES!!! THOSE KEVAN.ORG BRAIN LINKS ARE EVILLL! Check my sig i have a chain there. if you really hate it put it into your siggy!

viridian doubletongue
November 19th, 2005, 07:44 AM
Might put chain tree in sig. Nah maybe later.

Dogboy2709
November 19th, 2005, 07:49 AM
*transporter opens* *Lyoko crab appears* oh no!! those crabbots are in the real world! we need to deactivate the tower quick! X.A.N.A.'s attacks are geeter eviler... wait! that crabs not going after me, it's going aFTER THE PERSON WHO TUREND OFF LYOKO!

Rai
November 19th, 2005, 07:55 AM
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......HA! I shut it off! And there is nothing you insignificant fools you do!

viridian doubletongue
November 19th, 2005, 08:04 AM
We could press the big 'turn on' button but that might say 'self destruct' I can't see it without my glasses.

Dogboy2709
November 19th, 2005, 08:04 AM
those crabs are coming after you rai. and i cant launch a return to the pass. it's been decibled! we will need to deactive the Tower! Quick To the scanneroom!
Transfer Dogboy2709
Transfer Aelitea!
Scanner Dogboy2709
Scanner Aeiltea
Vitulizaton

Rai
November 19th, 2005, 08:05 AM
*pushes big off switch* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMW!!! Now you can't go!

viridian doubletongue
November 19th, 2005, 08:07 AM
*pushes big self destruct switch* oopsie wrong one.

Dogboy2709
November 19th, 2005, 08:07 AM
hang on! i fix the return to the past
2 late! i'm inside already! and you actvated the 'off tower' which means i can not rematerlize and we must deactivate it. now if i lose all of my life points in lyoko i'm gone in the real world.
RETURN TO THE PAST, NOW!

Rai
November 19th, 2005, 08:09 AM
*throws a big bomb at you* Buh Bye, Oh dear life points.

viridian doubletongue
November 19th, 2005, 08:10 AM
What the hell is code lyoko about anyway?????

Dogboy2709
November 19th, 2005, 08:12 AM
ODD: LASER ARROWS!
I'm materlizing your vechile- the overwing the tower is dead north 85 degress. keep an eye out X.A.N.A. may have send a welcome commite!

viridian doubletongue
November 19th, 2005, 08:15 AM
I'm getting angry! you don't like me when I'm angry.

Rai
November 19th, 2005, 08:19 AM
WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T MAKE HIM ANGRY!!!! *gives Digital Mage a plushie* Please! Spare us!!! He did not mean to anger you! Please, oh great one! *bows on to your feet*

Dogboy2709
November 19th, 2005, 08:19 AM
OH no! X.A.N.A. has taken over DM which means yet another tower is actavated!!

Rai
November 19th, 2005, 08:21 AM
*takes out canon and shots tower* Leave us alone, you stupid towers!!!!! *goes out of control*

Dogboy2709
November 19th, 2005, 08:23 AM
noo cannons CAN NOT DESTROY TOWERS! ONLY Aelitea can deactivate them! cause she is the guardin of Lyoko

viridian doubletongue
November 19th, 2005, 08:25 AM
aaaaahhh. plushie. *plays with plushie & dbz figurines*

Rai
November 19th, 2005, 08:28 AM
noo cannons CAN NOT DESTROY TOWERS! ONLY Aelitea can deactivate them! cause she is the guardin of Lyoko
*kills Aelita* Now what? o_o

aaaaahhh. plushie. *plays with plushie & dbz figurines*
*throws plushies at your head* Here's yo plushies!!!!!!!!

Dogboy2709
November 19th, 2005, 08:33 AM
HA you can't kill Aelitea bezuse she went sector 5
and i'm going 2
Code: SCIPO
*transporter appears*
Holograph system connected
Countdown started- 2 hours

viridian doubletongue
November 19th, 2005, 08:37 AM
*Destroys world* did that stop it?

Dogboy2709
November 19th, 2005, 08:39 AM
Nope Lyoko is a differnt world! and now by destroy this world we are ALL in Lyoko

viridian doubletongue
November 19th, 2005, 08:43 AM
Oh. is that ALL in lyoko? I might start watching this on toonami. Doesn't sound as bad as I thought.

Dogboy2709
November 19th, 2005, 08:52 AM
the only way we can get the world back is by deactivate 24 towers at once.
*Aelitea duplicates herself*
wo-wo-wo! how did you do that?

viridian doubletongue
November 19th, 2005, 08:57 AM
Yeah how did they do that?*ponders*

Dogboy2709
November 19th, 2005, 09:00 AM
Sparkachu wants to tell us something
"pika pika pikachu! Pika pika pi? Pikachu Chu Pi!"

oh no my translater is broken i can't translate!

viridian doubletongue
November 19th, 2005, 09:02 AM
That's ok I've got a babelfish!

come here sparkachu.*sparkachu bites ear*. OW my ear.

Dogboy2709
November 19th, 2005, 09:04 AM
Sparkchu! why did you do that?
Pika pika! Chu! Pikachu!

viridian doubletongue
November 19th, 2005, 09:07 AM
He said because he thinks i'm really one of X.A.N.A's monsters. Shouldn't of said that.

Dogboy2709
November 19th, 2005, 09:10 AM
Sparkachu do you know my translate is broken?

pika! Pika pika pikachu chu! pika Pi!

Amy-chan
November 19th, 2005, 06:37 PM
Hey guys! Let's make people/characters say things they'd never say! =D Spontaneousness! WOOT!

My math teacher: Okay kids, we're not going to have ANY homework today!
~*~
Dumbo: Anything.
~*~
Brock: Ash! I love you so!
Ash: o_O
~*~
Saruman: To the bat cave!
~*~
Bush: Save the environment!
~*~
Snape: My little pony, my little pony....

Karasu
November 19th, 2005, 06:46 PM
My Math Teacher: Hey kids! Time to drown you in homework! *grows fangs* NOW FINISH IT NOW BEFORE I KILL YOU AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO.
Dorothy: Toto too?
Math Teacher: YES, TOTO TOO. NOW DO YOUR HOMEWORK. NOW. *cough* NOW. NOW. NOW. NNNNNNAAAAAAAOOOOOWWWWWW *explodes*
Me: Yay. *sticks a pitchfork in the exploded carcass*

Amy-chan
November 19th, 2005, 06:48 PM
My Math Teacher: Hey kids! Time to drown you in homework! *grows fangs* NOW FINISH IT NOW BEFORE I KILL YOU AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO.
Dorothy: Toto too?
Math Teacher: YES, TOTO TOO. NOW DO YOUR HOMEWORK. NOW. *cough* NOW. NOW. NOW. NNNNNNAAAAAAAOOOOOWWWWWW *explodes*
Me: Yay. *sticks a pitchfork in the exploded carcass*
Me: Awesome. *shoves her own math teacher into the blast*

Karasu
November 19th, 2005, 06:51 PM
Toto: RUFFAMUSSAFUFF, FLUFFADUDUFLUDD. *jumps off a cliff*
Dorothy: NYUUU! TOTO! *runs in a circle, jumps on a poisonous asp, and falls in a mine full of deadly tie-die Wurmples*

Amy-chan
November 19th, 2005, 07:16 PM
And thus, Toto ended up as a pancake at the bottom of a cliff, Dorothy was eaten by tie-die Wurmples, the Scarecrow died of brain damage, the Lion fell ill due to phobia, and the Tin Man had a fatal case of heart failure. The end.

Aww, don't you love it when stories have happy endings? :3

Karasu
November 19th, 2005, 07:18 PM
That was the happiest ending ever... even happier than the outcome of Beauty and the Beast...
Beauty grew a unibrow and got acne and the beast fell out of the top window of a cathedral. Just... so... happy.

Amy-chan
November 19th, 2005, 07:33 PM
That was the happiest ending ever... even happier than the outcome of Beauty and the Beast...
Beauty grew a unibrow and got acne and the beast fell out of the top window of a cathedral. Just... so... happy.
:knockedou *faints from all the happiness*

Karasu
November 19th, 2005, 07:48 PM
*gasp* Corn Flakes rooster just joined the Klu Klux Klan!
Klueless Kluckers Klan.

Amy-chan
November 19th, 2005, 07:52 PM
*gasp* NUUUU!!!!!!!!!! :dead: And all this time we thought he was on the side of the good, the righteous, the washing machines... *sniffle*

Karasu
November 19th, 2005, 08:03 PM
Elephant: I like walked into like this like big like hole and I like heard this like... music. Then like I farted, and it like stopped. It was like, radically tubular, dude. *explodes*

Amy-chan
November 19th, 2005, 08:32 PM
Toucan Sam: *re-tunes guitar* Like, dude, this elephant like, fell into the hole where I was playing and like, farted, and he like totally messed up my groove. *tries to re-start guitar playing but is crushed by a whale*

Karasu
November 19th, 2005, 08:36 PM
Kids: GO SPAGHETTI O GO SPAGHETTI O GO!
*Spaghetti O's hop around*
Kids: GO MEATBALL GO MEATBALL GO!
*Meatball is spinning around*

Amy-chan
November 19th, 2005, 08:48 PM
http://www.msn.americangreetings.com/view.pd?i=382219626&m=1652&rr=y TURKEYS WILL SURVIVE!!!!! *gets down and does the worm*

Karasu
November 19th, 2005, 08:50 PM
SHUT UP, BIRD! *takes microphone out of her hand and slams her in the head with it* YOU WON'T SURVIVE! *decapitates her*

Amy-chan
November 19th, 2005, 08:56 PM
*grabs axe and starts madly chopping turkeys's heads off*

Karasu
November 19th, 2005, 09:00 PM
BLASCHMIFITS TO THE TURKEYS! *dives into a pile of turkeys wearing a wetsuit, gets attacked by a berserk narwhal swimming in them*Owww.... *the wetsuit gets eaten by a red panda* Nyuuu!!!!!! >.< *explodes* Yay, cooked turkey... and red panda... and narwhal...and *gulp* me. *falls off a cliff and lands in a glass of Juicy Juice* GAAHHH, IT'S JUICY!

Amy-chan
November 19th, 2005, 09:04 PM
NUUUUU, not the juicy kind of Juicy Juice!!! :dead: That's the worst kind! *jumps off a cliff and lands in the middle of a berserk pod of dolphin/squirrel mutants* Kookido! *gets rammed repeatedly by horned butterflies*

Dogboy2709
November 20th, 2005, 06:34 AM
okay.. now that we know Aelitea is there we can deactivate the towers. i'm bringing them up now
inside towers
AELITEA
CODE:
LYOKO
towers deactvated

viridian doubletongue
November 20th, 2005, 08:44 AM
Is anyone there. hello*echoes*hello hello hello hello hello.

Amy-chan
November 20th, 2005, 12:24 PM
IRNKLWBNDOEBNMMOIFINMEOIIAMMOOIFNMSOIJJN! PH34R the shrunken heads. o_O

Chiru
November 20th, 2005, 12:46 PM
*appears*

.....

BUNDT CAKE!

...indeed.

Who will win the war between the Lawn Gnomes and the Pink Flamingos? Who knows. But right now I have $200 placed on the Flamingos.

Amy-chan
November 20th, 2005, 01:00 PM
Who will win the war between the Lawn Gnomes and the Pink Flamingos? Who knows. But right now I have $200 placed on the Flamingos.
Oh yeah? *huffs* Well, I say $500 on the Lawn Gnomes, so HA!

*falls rapidly down a cliff* Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. *thud*

Karasu
November 20th, 2005, 01:05 PM
Lucky Leprechuan: Aye, the kids took me cereal! I need a big'n for this'n! *takes out a machine gun* Aye, ye better hide, meddling kids. OR I'LL KILL YE LITTLE DOG TOO!
Dorothy: Toto too?
Lucky: NYUUU, NOT AGAIN, IT'S A CYCLE! AYE SHORDEN BE GORDEN! *falls into the tie-die wurmple pit*
Dorothy: HEY, THAT'S MY LINE! *dives in after him*
Toto: *falls off a cliff*

Amy-chan
November 20th, 2005, 01:08 PM
Harry: Oh no! Voldemort is attacking the school!
Hermione: What will we do?
Ron: I have a plan!
Hermione: *raises eyebrow* Which is....?
Ron:......SHOOT HIM!!!!!!

Karasu
November 20th, 2005, 02:02 PM
Toto: *is crushed at the bottom of the cliff, is staring*
n00b: y r u lukin at me ur evel if u do tat
Toto: *stares*
n00b: STOP UR SKARIN ME!!!!!!!1111one
Toto:*blood starts dripping out of mouth*
n00b: o, ur bludy, tat meens ur ded, tats good
Toto: *gets attacked by vultures*
n00b: ha ha *gets attacked by a condor*

Amy-chan
November 20th, 2005, 05:54 PM
Teh return of the.... RAPTORS!!!!!!! *is attacked by hawks, eagles, falcons, owls, vultures, and condors*

Rai
November 20th, 2005, 05:57 PM
*throws boulders* The birds have been possessed! Noooooo!!!

Chiru
November 20th, 2005, 06:04 PM
Oh yeah? *huffs* Well, I say $500 on the Lawn Gnomes, so HA!

*falls rapidly down a cliff* Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. *thud*

Ahh! It's a little-known fact, but plastic lawn flamingos are actually spy cameras for the Italian Mafia! >D!

Amy-chan
November 20th, 2005, 06:06 PM
*boulders crush the birds* Whew, thank goodness! Thank you for saving me from the possessed raptors, Rachel! ^^ *hugs* And there's something I have to tell you.... You know Microwave, the one we'd thought had betrayed the one person who trusted him? Well, he's really on our side, just playing the part of spy to keep the enemies thinking he's on theirs. And all this time we'd thought he'd betrayed us.... *feels guilty*

Rai
November 20th, 2005, 06:08 PM
Microwave isn't evil? Yay!!!!!!!! *hugs him* You've returned my darling Grandson!!!

Amy-chan
November 20th, 2005, 06:11 PM
YAY!!!!! *gives Microwave a hug* Microwave, you're not so bad after all! I'm sorry we misunderstood your intentions.... *gets out a little box with a sapphire in it*

Will you marry me?

Rai
November 20th, 2005, 06:13 PM
Mircowave: Yes.

Rai: Congrats!!! I feel so happy for you two! May I be one of the bride's maids?

Amy-chan
November 20th, 2005, 06:16 PM
Okie! ^^ *puts a crown of pink flowers in Rai's hair* And we'll also need a ringbearer.... *dials up Middle-earth Hotline*

Rai
November 20th, 2005, 06:19 PM
Frodo: Hello? What?! Of course! I'll be there Tuesday!

Rai: Yay! We have a ringbearer! But who will be the best man?

Amy-chan
November 20th, 2005, 06:21 PM
Pika-mew: ..... *thinks* Wait a minute.... *calls up Harry Potter*

Rai
November 20th, 2005, 06:24 PM
Yay! Harry (my favorite slave) will be the best man! Now...all we need is a flower girl. Hmmm....

Amy-chan
November 20th, 2005, 06:31 PM
Hmm, that's a hard one. How about.... I know! *whistles for Saphira, her pet dragon*

Rai
November 20th, 2005, 06:34 PM
Yes! The perfect flower girl! We'll have flaming flowers falling from the sky! How romantic!

Amy-chan
November 20th, 2005, 06:37 PM
Very... But wasn't there something in the rule book about 'No Flaming Flowers'....? Ah well. *feeds rule book to Saphira*

Rai
November 20th, 2005, 06:39 PM
Yay! *Hears "Here comes the Bride" start to play" Hurry! Change into you're dress!

Amy-chan
November 20th, 2005, 06:46 PM
*changes into black robes* O.O Close enough.... *gets on a broom and flies down the aisle* This is going to be the strangest wedding in history....

Rai
November 20th, 2005, 06:48 PM
Yes! But worth it! Look! There's Microwave! Doesn't he look cute in that scuba gear?

Amy-chan
November 20th, 2005, 06:52 PM
He looks adorable! ^^ *glomps him* Such a cute little scuba-diving Death Eater.... OMG, where's the priest????....Oh, there he is. ^^ *watches giant M&M walk to the front of the aisle*

Rai
November 20th, 2005, 07:19 PM
Giant M&M: Do you Microwave, take Pika-mew as your lovely wedded wife?

Mircowave: Yes, I do.

Giant M&M: And do you Pika-mew, take Microwave as your lawly wedded husband?

Amy-chan
November 20th, 2005, 07:24 PM
Pika-mew: *takes Microwave's hand/flipper while still floating on her broom* Yes, I do.

Rai
November 20th, 2005, 07:29 PM
Giant M&M: You are now husband and wife! You may kiss teh bride!

Rai: *crying* How beautiful.

Amy-chan
November 20th, 2005, 07:33 PM
Microwave:.......*silence for about ten minutes*........*reluctantly kisses*

Pika-mew: *blinks* I can't believe nothing random has happened to mess this up yet! Maybe we will live a somewhat normal life after all!

*Saphira swoops down from the sky, throwing down flaming flowers*

Rai
November 20th, 2005, 07:34 PM
Now for your Honey Moon! Have a good time in Antartica! You love birds!

Amy-chan
November 20th, 2005, 07:38 PM
Pika-mew: Come, my love! *Microwave gets onto the Firebolt and they ride off into the sunset towards Antarctica, dodging flaming flowers as they go*

Giant M&M: *sighs* Don't you love happy endings?

*the end of the broom catches on fire in the background*

Rai
November 20th, 2005, 07:40 PM
*crying* Such a happy ending! So beatiful! I can't help, but cry!

Amy-chan
November 20th, 2005, 07:43 PM
Meanwhile....

Pika-mew: *pulls out wand* AGUAMENTI!!!! *Pika-mew shoots water out of her wand to try to cool the flames as Microwave pours potion and chicken noodle soup on them*

Back at the scene of the wedding....

Giant M&M: Yes, so happy! *cries too*

Rai
November 20th, 2005, 07:44 PM
At wedding: *everyone is crying and soon there will be a flood*

Amy-chan
November 20th, 2005, 07:47 PM
*everyone's tears fly over to the broom, first Pokemon movie-style, and douse the flames*

Pika-mew: We're saved!

*Saphira flies through and eats the broom whole*

Rai
November 20th, 2005, 07:48 PM
*Gaspies* Our favorite couple is plunging into the sea! What do we do?!?!

Amy-chan
November 20th, 2005, 07:51 PM
*as if on cue, Saphira spits out the broom with Microwave and Pika-mew on it, only to have it land in a shark-infested sea*

viridian doubletongue
November 21st, 2005, 09:39 AM
*as if on cue Digital Mage posts for no reason*

Karasu
November 21st, 2005, 12:10 PM
n00b: *is still sitting there watching Toto hemmerage*
n00b: sop, ur skarin me
Toto: *gurgle* *blink*
n00b:UR ALYV! AHHHH MOMY *runs into the wall of the cliff*
Toto: I AM ZE GHOST OF TOTO! BARK BARK! HA HA HA! BARK!
n00b: HOW DOO I GET OWT UV HEER? MOMY!!! *digs a hole and gets attacked by berserk prairie dogs*

Dogboy2709
November 21st, 2005, 01:26 PM
*Bloo appears*
Me: Hey your bloo from fosters home for imangnary friends!
BLOO: WHO TOLD YOU? RIPOFF ARTIST *kicks me in the shin*
Me: oww! *jumps off a cliff*

Karasu
November 21st, 2005, 02:27 PM
n00b: *is bloody* NOW I GOTS TAH RED STUF
Toto: *comes in the hole* BARKERZERNERS!
n00b: O NO NOW TEH DAWG IZ IN TAH HOLL WUT DO I DO NOW
Toto: BARK! *hemmerages all over him*
n00b: O NO NOW I GOTS MOR UV TEH RED STUF *digs deeper*
Toto: Muhahahaha. *throws dynamite into the hole*
n00b: ooo red stik thing wit smok kumin oute
Toto: 5...4...3...2...
n00b: *is hugging the dynamite* u can be mai nu frend...*explodes*

Dogboy2709
November 21st, 2005, 02:31 PM
maybe this will get them to calm down!
SPARKACHU use thudershock on that n00b!
Sparkachu: PI-KA-CHU!!!
the n00b is parylized. it may be unable to move!

Karasu
November 21st, 2005, 02:44 PM
*the exploded n00b's corpse is getting electricuted*

Dogboy2709
November 21st, 2005, 02:57 PM
*rewinds time* wow i had no clue i could do this *rewinds time* now talk about something a while ago as if it just happend! *jumps of a cliff* *jumps off a cliff again!*

Amy-chan
November 21st, 2005, 03:34 PM
Meanwhile, in the shark-infested sea....

Pika-mew: Yay! ^^ We're gonna die!

Microwave: ......... *raises an eyebrow*

Pika-mew: I wuv you!!! ^^ *glomps*

Microwave: *taken aback* What the....? ......Aww, I love you too. Now would you please get off me?

Pika-mew: ....no.

Dogboy2709
November 21st, 2005, 03:37 PM
oh no! X.A.N.A. has taken over the sharks!

Quick to the scanner room!
Transfer, ulrich!
Transfer, odd!
Transfer, Aelitea!
Transfer, Dogboy2709
Transfer, Yumi!
Scanner, Ulrich!
Scanner, Odd!
Scanner, Aelitea,
Scanner, Dogboy2709!
Scanner, Yumi!
VITUALIZATION!

Amy-chan
November 21st, 2005, 03:42 PM
oh no! X.A.N.A. has taken over the sharks!

Quick to the scanner room!
Transfer, ulrich!
Transfer, odd!
Transfer, Aelitea!
Transfer, Dogboy2709
Transfer, Yumi!
Scanner, Ulrich!
Scanner, Odd!
Scanner, Aelitea,
Scanner, Dogboy2709!
Scanner, Yumi!
VITUALIZATION!
o.o Not to be mean, but what is it with all the X.A.N.A. stuff? *stares*

Microwave: Curse this itchy scuba suit....

Pika-mew: Well, at least you're wearing one....

*sharks get closer and start circling as Microwave and Pika-mew argue about scuba suits*

Dogboy2709
November 21st, 2005, 03:50 PM
* X.A.N.A. loggo appers in th sharks eyes*
oh now they are going to eat you and then come after me. don't worry i know how to do this so i could make you have powers like X.A.N.A.
1st step: activate a tower!
0968376389598
Tower activated
2nd step: controlled the tower to take over pika-mew to battle with the sharks*
2527450943983
(felling stronger yet)
Meanwhile in lyoko:
ODD: laser Arrows!
Me:*jumps on X.A.N.A.'s monsters!*

Amy-chan
November 21st, 2005, 03:59 PM
Microwave: AVADA KEDAVRA! *flash of green light kills one of the sharks*

Pika-mew: Wait, I don't think it's dead....

*shark bobs up from the water, now bearing a lightning-shaped scar on its forehead*

Pika-mew: *gasps* The shark who lived!

*shark floats away from the water on a broomstick and goes on to sell six books under the pen name of J.K. Rowling*

Flabébé
November 21st, 2005, 04:14 PM
I Got A Hold Of My Girlfriend Today! She Went To Florida For Her B-day. Oh Mine Is On Sunday!

Strawberry Delcatty
November 21st, 2005, 04:38 PM
"I don't like this tangerine."
"No, that is a tambourine. A tangerine is what the audience is going to throw at you." - London and Maddie (The Suite Life of Zack and Cody)

Karasu
November 21st, 2005, 04:43 PM
*an ugly orange fruit is playing a tamberine*
Fruit: TANGERINE WITH THE TAMBERINE, YA'LL! *gets eaten by a turd*

Chiru
November 21st, 2005, 05:39 PM
How come if something says "Do not eat" on the package, it makes it that much more tempting to eat?

Amy-chan
November 21st, 2005, 08:52 PM
Reverse psychology, friend. *waits around* It's no fun being random without Rai here! *mopes and whines as Microwave remains firmly silent and unemotional and sharks circle closer and closer*

viridian doubletongue
November 22nd, 2005, 12:07 AM
*poofs into this plane of existence* What's going on then. Nothing?

Ok then *plays marbles with wrecking ball*

Dogboy2709
November 22nd, 2005, 01:28 PM
( meanwhile in lyoko)
Keep going you should see the tower s... OH NO!
me: what is it?
yhe tower is moving to sector 5
me: really? How?
Aelitea: i don't know but we have to go there!
wait! it might be a trap oh well, if we ever want to get to the tower we need to go to sector 5
ENTER CODE: SCIPO
*transporter appears and lets out in sector 5*

Karasu
November 22nd, 2005, 01:38 PM
I wan towky fo tanksgivin it's da bom it taysts gud *gets hit with a brick*

Amy-chan
November 22nd, 2005, 02:41 PM
Ok then *plays marbles with wrecking ball*
I've lost my marbles. O.o

Karasu
November 22nd, 2005, 02:46 PM
You won't wanna know what I did with my marbles. *reveals belly button, they're resting in there upon lint* *dies and falls off a cliff because of not-sound-right-ness*

Dogboy2709
November 22nd, 2005, 02:55 PM
eww now thats just gross! *Throws up* *X.A.N.A.'s monsters step inside throw up* oh no here comes the sciper zoa! it's trying to take Aeliteas; memorey away!

Amy-chan
November 22nd, 2005, 03:01 PM
*sighs* We're surrounded by X.A.N.A. fanatics and not-sounding-right people.... Come, Microwave, to the Batmobile!

*Microwave and Pika-mew Apparate, which they could have done all that time but were too busy worrying about scuba suits to think of it*

Karasu
November 22nd, 2005, 03:16 PM
And the base keep runnin', runnin'
And runnin', runnin'
In this context, there's no disrespect
So when I bust my rhyme, you break your necks
We got five minutes for us to disconnect
From all intellect, collect the rhythm effect
To lose your inhibition, follow your intuition
Free your inner soul and break away from tradition
Cause when we beat out, girl it's pullin' without
You wouldn't believe how we wow sh*t out
Burn it till it's burned out
Turn it till it's turned out
Act up from north, west, east, south
Everybody, everybody
Let's get into it, get stupid
Get it started, get it started, get it started
Let's get it started (ha), let's get it started in here
Let's get it started (ha), let's get it started in here
Let's get it started (ha), let's get it started in here
Let's get it started (ha), let's get it started in here
Yeah ....

Oh, sorry, must be this stupid Black-Eyed Peas disease. *explodes*

Amy-chan
November 22nd, 2005, 06:14 PM
Eek! That's the worst kind! *ducks to avoid the Black-Eyed Peas plague*

Rai
November 22nd, 2005, 06:23 PM
Reverse psychology, friend. *waits around* It's no fun being random without Rai here! *mopes and whines as Microwave remains firmly silent and unemotional and sharks circle closer and closer*
Thanks Pika-mew! *hug* That's very sweet! And now you win this! *holds out a rubber ducky*

Karasu
November 22nd, 2005, 06:24 PM
This is how you get rid of the virus and stop the plague from spreading! *jumps off a giant cliff and lands in the ocean*

Amy-chan
November 22nd, 2005, 06:29 PM
Thanks Pika-mew! *hug* That's very sweet! And now you win this! *holds out a rubber ducky*
Thanks! ^^ *accepts it and hugs back*

This is how you get rid of the virus and stop the plague from spreading! *jumps off a giant cliff and lands in the ocean*
But I'm already in the ocean.... :confused: Oh, I get it! I'm supposed to jump off the ocean! Alright, I understand now. Sorry for being such a n00b. *jumps off the ocean*

Rai
November 22nd, 2005, 06:44 PM
*gasp* What Ronald McDonald is the new king?! Nooooooo! He will make us eat hamburgers for the rest of eternity! *is a vegetarian*

Karasu
November 22nd, 2005, 06:45 PM
*is treading water, and puffins nesting on the cliff above are crapping down on me* Ohhh god. Puffin crap. *dives underwater and gets attacked by a rabid beluga*

Amy-chan
November 22nd, 2005, 06:47 PM
*gasp* What Ronald McDonald is the new king?! Nooooooo! He will make us eat hamburgers for the rest of eternity! *is a vegetarian*
I am too. O.o Oh, and sorry for making about a zillion copies of the same post by mistake. Stupid comp....

*is treading water, and puffins nesting on the cliff above are crapping down on me* Ohhh god. Puffin crap. *dives underwater and gets attacked by a rabid beluga*
Yay, more rabid cetaceans! ^^ *gets attacked by a rabid dolphin from a Simpsons episode*

Karasu
November 22nd, 2005, 06:50 PM
Pshht... shhh... Pika-Mew, Why did you have to say the C word? *gets attacked by narwhals, belugas, orcas, dolphins, and harbor porpoises*

Amy-chan
November 22nd, 2005, 06:53 PM
Yummy, turkey! ^^ *starts eating thanksgiving turkey early, oblivious to the fact that Shadow Scizor is being attacked by rabid cetaceans in the background*

Rai
November 22nd, 2005, 06:55 PM
*gaspies* That turkey was......my soul mate......YOU ATE MY SOUL MATE!!!!! *runs off crying*

Karasu
November 22nd, 2005, 06:55 PM
*gasp* YOU SAID IT AGAIN, PIKA-MEW! *gets swallowed by a bowhead whale*

Amy-chan
November 22nd, 2005, 06:57 PM
*gasp* YOU SAID IT AGAIN, PIKA-MEW! *gets swallowed by a bowhead whale*
What? Cetaceans? :badsmile:

*gaspies* That turkey was......my soul mate......YOU ATE MY SOUL MATE!!!!! *runs off crying*
No, Rai.... I AM your sushi! *lightning flashes*

Rai
November 22nd, 2005, 06:59 PM
You are?! I have been searching this whole time...to find out your'e my sushi How Ironic!!!

Karasu
November 22nd, 2005, 07:00 PM
Dun say that word! *I get crapped out and attacked by a Right Whale and it's porpoise friends*

Amy-chan
November 22nd, 2005, 07:03 PM
You are?! I have been searching this whole time...to find out your'e my sushi How Ironic!!!
Yeah... And yet, I never would have suspected it was me. O.o

Dun say that word! *I get crapped out and attacked by a Right Whale and it's porpoise friends*
Sorry... don't know what came over me. *whistles like a porpoise and calls all the cetaceans off* They're really quite sweet if you get to know them... A great white shark? How'd you get here? O.o

Karasu
November 22nd, 2005, 07:05 PM
*sinks* Oh nyuuu, a shark! And a retard by the name of X.A.N.A! *chokes X.A.N.A. (whatever it is) to death and gets attacked by the Great

Rai
November 22nd, 2005, 07:07 PM
Oro? What this about a shark? And X.A.-something-or-other? O.o;;;

Amy-chan
November 22nd, 2005, 07:07 PM
*watches great white shark streak past* .....where'd Microwave go? O.o *stares wildly around*

Rai
November 22nd, 2005, 07:10 PM
Speaking of Microwave......how was your honey moon?

Karasu
November 22nd, 2005, 07:12 PM
Nrugnahgrugrugishizzle. *sinks and gets attacked by an oarfish* I know how to kill this thing. *farts, makes giant warm bubbles, and they go into the fishes gills and kill him*

Amy-chan
November 22nd, 2005, 07:13 PM
Speaking of Microwave......how was your honey moon?
Well, lessee.... We were set on fire, eaten and spat out again by a dragon, thrown into the middle of a shark-infested sea, and now have lost each other completely.... It's been great! :)

Rai
November 22nd, 2005, 07:15 PM
Yay! I'm so happy for you two! Oh no....the tears are coming....

Karasu
November 22nd, 2005, 07:17 PM
*floats up and goes into an ice cave* Ooo, cold. *licks the ice and my tongue gets stuck* No worry. *farts and it melts the entire cave* Oh nyuuu... *is trapped in a mass of freezing water and fart bubbles*

Amy-chan
November 22nd, 2005, 07:27 PM
Yay! I'm so happy for you two! Oh no....the tears are coming....
Don't cry! It's fun to be happy, remember? =D

*floats up and goes into an ice cave* Ooo, cold. *licks the ice and my tongue gets stuck* No worry. *farts and it melts the entire cave* Oh nyuuu... *is trapped in a mass of freezing water and fart bubbles*
Don't worry, I'll save you! I'll make up for all those times I set raptors, mutts, and cetaceans on you! *accidentally crashes into mountain where ice cave is and forms a large fissure slowly running along the side of the mountain*

Karasu
November 22nd, 2005, 07:30 PM
You said the words, Pika-Mew.... but they won't come near, the fart bubbles will propel them... Wait... wha? *the fissure is spreading under the water, and it formed a trench* Oh nyuuu. *evil hydrothermal vents shoot out sea teletubbies* NYUUU! *tries to float up and gets hit by a drunk polar bear holding a coke bottle*

Amy-chan
November 22nd, 2005, 07:31 PM
Aww, I have to go. :( *leaves Shadow Scizor struggling with sea teletubbies, a drunk polar bear, and a trench*

Karasu
November 22nd, 2005, 07:34 PM
Oh nyuuu... Now I have no help. *the sea teletubbies capture me and take me to their pen inside the trench* NYUUUU!!! *looks at the smelly pink pen* NYUUUU!!!! *says that 8 more times until they stick a cork in my mouth*

EvilDunsparce
November 22nd, 2005, 07:47 PM
sea teletubbies

*butts into randomness, bringing the viewers more randomness* .....According to national geographic, teletubbies are now found in many forms, including.......lava teletubbies, ice teletubbies, hydrophobia teletubbies, highly explosive teletubbies, 1956 classic teletubbies, (brought to you by Ford motor company),electric-gas hybrid teletubbies,internet compatible teletubbies,"telertuubies" (Swedish variety),home improvement teletubbies...........to be continued.......(This quality post was presented by RCA phonographs and was narrated by Orson Wells)

Karasu
November 22nd, 2005, 07:51 PM
*is in the pink teletubbie play-pen at the bottom of the trench* Oh nyuuuu.... *farts and the trench begins to cave in* Oh god... How am I supposed to get out now? *farts the rocks away*

viridian doubletongue
November 22nd, 2005, 11:58 PM
Do me a lemon. I can't run at this red hot full tilt maximum pace all the time!

Dogboy2709
November 23rd, 2005, 10:27 AM
yes i'm out of school 'till monday.
*jumps off clifs*

Karasu
November 23rd, 2005, 11:30 AM
*the drunk polar bear floats into the collapsing trench while I float out*
Me: Happy trails!
Bear: Uguguh... urnoflatz... *the trench collapses on him*
Me: Ha Ha... *floats to the mid ocean ridge* Ooo, ridgey...

viridian doubletongue
November 23rd, 2005, 11:37 AM
Dulce et decorum est.

Like OMG it's a giant polar bear just like the one in my dream.

Dogboy2709
November 23rd, 2005, 01:42 PM
lets just hope the polar bear is freindly. i wouldn't want to see what would happen if it wasn't

Karasu
November 23rd, 2005, 01:49 PM
He isn't friendly, but he's intoxicated, so he can't do anything. *he crashes his car into a water tower and causes it to leak* Ok, never mind. O.O *runs away*

Dogboy2709
November 23rd, 2005, 01:53 PM
oh no *uses Escape rope* PHEW! escaped just in time!

Karasu
November 23rd, 2005, 01:59 PM
*gasp* Oh nyuuu! *the rabid cetaceans are spilling out of the tower*

Chiru
November 23rd, 2005, 02:40 PM
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLEEEEEEEEE!

OMFG.

Karasu
November 23rd, 2005, 03:01 PM
WERBENJENHANSWER! *jumps off a cliff*

Amy-chan
November 23rd, 2005, 04:24 PM
NOT IF I GET TO THE TOP FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps after*

MAR Heaven
November 23rd, 2005, 04:25 PM
*Falls* oh gosh why did Donkey Kong take my shower head?

pikachu2460
November 23rd, 2005, 04:27 PM
yay randomness : P heres a pic for you XD

Karasu
November 23rd, 2005, 04:27 PM
Nyuuu! *gets attacked by a condor on the way down*

Amy-chan
November 23rd, 2005, 04:32 PM
*hugs both the condor and the Lugia and then turns them into Shadow Pokemon*

Karasu
November 23rd, 2005, 04:35 PM
Condor: *flies into the cliff and commits suicide*
Me: Must.. get... to... the... bot*hits a root sticking out of the side of the cliff*

Amy-chan
November 23rd, 2005, 04:37 PM
Pika-mew: ....*jumps onto the newly created XD001 and follows Shadow Scizor*

Rai
November 23rd, 2005, 04:40 PM
Oro? *sees Pika-mew stalking Shadow* O.o This interesting....

Karasu
November 23rd, 2005, 04:42 PM
*turns around* Huh?*gasp* A stalker! On a purple and white bird thing! *turns back around* GAAAH, HORRIBLE MEW-MEW THINGS OR WHAT EVER THEY ARE! *is attacked by pink cat eared things*

Rai
November 23rd, 2005, 04:51 PM
Mwhahahahahahaha! Go my evil little cat creatures! Spread choas and pink all over this pathetic planet!

MAR Heaven
November 23rd, 2005, 05:03 PM
Nooo not the pink cat creatures *sends out a black cat creature attack!!*

Rai
November 23rd, 2005, 05:04 PM
What? This wrong! Teh pinks kitties and black kitties are fwends....so why are we fighting?!?!?!

MAR Heaven
November 23rd, 2005, 05:05 PM
No I didn't mean attack the pink kitties I meant attack Donkey Kong!!

~Amethyst_Callista_Moon~
November 23rd, 2005, 05:15 PM
DK: You wanna fight, metal mouth?

~A_C_M~: Bring it on, people!

MAR Heaven
November 23rd, 2005, 05:28 PM
Ill Back you up A_C_M right Mario *Yahoooo!*

Rai
November 23rd, 2005, 07:06 PM
No I didn't mean attack the pink kitties I meant attack Donkey Kong!!
OMGZ! Donkey Kong be teh evilness......he make eat bananas until you can fly O_O;;;

Karasu
November 23rd, 2005, 07:34 PM
*the pink cat creatures run into the cliff and their teeth fall out* Yay! *hops on a turd with wings and a fish tail and it flies away*

~Amethyst_Callista_Moon~
November 23rd, 2005, 07:35 PM
Ill Back you up A_C_M right Mario *Yahoooo!*

~A_C_M~: No way, BBB! *summons a mega fusion of Peach and Bowser*

Bowseach: Now do you wanna fight?

~A_C_M~: Let's get it on!

Karasu
November 23rd, 2005, 07:46 PM
*Meanwhile, somewhere over the arctic ocean...*
Me: STOP TURD, STOP!
Turd: Blmph. *keeps flying*
Me: OH GOD, STOP! *begins to rip off the tail*
Turd: BLMPH! *begins to fly downward*
Me: NYUUU!!!!
Turd: *is heading towards a giant iceberg*
Me: NYUUU!
*the turd splats into a small cave inside the iceberg*
Me: Nyuuu... another ice cave...
*a white intoxicated creature is in the back*
Me: Could it be... *squints* It is! It's the drunken Polar Bear! He came for revenge!

Amy-chan
November 23rd, 2005, 09:45 PM
.... *blows up the land of Lala the Evil Dictator Teletubby who is secretly a secret agent* Oh where has Microwave gone? :( *cries*

~Amethyst_Callista_Moon~
November 23rd, 2005, 09:48 PM
~A_C_M~: Might as well go somewhere else!

*summons a dark Umbreon*

Shadow: Might as well.....

~A_C_M~: It's not that bad, Shadow.

Shadow: Yet, I think it is.

Amy-chan
November 23rd, 2005, 09:52 PM
....maybe you would like to go to the Land of No Return, if your current location does not satisfy you? I've been there and back several times.... *happy sigh* So many memories....

viridian doubletongue
November 24th, 2005, 12:06 AM
....there's only one mister flibble....

Dogboy2709
November 24th, 2005, 07:47 AM
and now it's time for RANDOMNNESS NEWS
today we found out that there is only one guy called mister flibble. who is he?
Details later today
now here is the next poster with the weather of this Randomness thread.

~Amethyst_Callista_Moon~
November 24th, 2005, 08:08 AM
It is currently sunny for a happy Thanksgiving!

Rai
November 24th, 2005, 08:09 AM
But later....it's going to rain......Gravy!!! O___o;;;

viridian doubletongue
November 24th, 2005, 10:48 AM
Now for the ULTIMATE random post.....oh I forgot it.

Hey that rhymes! wait, no it doesn't...

Dogboy2709
November 24th, 2005, 07:04 PM
THIS JUST IN!
A random post does not rhyme!
Details at 11:00

*sees a tv jumping off a cliff and jumps off cliff after the TV*

Karasu
November 24th, 2005, 07:06 PM
Yoda: Jump off a cliff I must. *jumps off a cliff*

Dogboy2709
November 24th, 2005, 07:09 PM
*X.A.N.A. attack music plays*
*white air appears behind me*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Amy-chan
November 24th, 2005, 07:15 PM
Attention citizens of Earth: We're all gonna die. Please scream, panic, flail, and run around in circles.

Have a nice day.

Karasu
November 24th, 2005, 07:23 PM
Me: *is flying over a muddy intercoastal waterway* *looks down and sees a 40 foot long sturgeon* O_O Whoa... Tat's big. *flies down to it* How you get so big, stupid fish?
Sturgeon: I ATE ME SPINACH! AR AR AR!
Me: O_O
Sturgeon: EXACTLY! *dives down and disappears in the muddy water, never to be seen again*
Me: O_O

Dogboy2709
November 24th, 2005, 07:32 PM
* falls into water* *laughing stops*
oh no. this must be one of X.A.N.A.'s attack
Jermie (code LYOKO): i'll virtulize you and Aelitea into the mountain region the activated tower may be there. Aelitea first. 2 of the scanners are damaged
TRANSFER, Aelitea
SCANNER, Aelitea
VIRTULIZATION
Jermie(on Code LYOKO): now it's your turn
TRANSFER, Dogboy2709
SCANNER, Dogboy2709 *white gas appears in the factory*
oh no- VIRTULIZTION!
Comuputer: Transfer ERROR
*jermie runs away*
me: jermie, what happend during the transfer? i feel weak.

Amy-chan
November 24th, 2005, 07:38 PM
Bring in the head of the randomness
The sturgeon ate the spinach
Dogboy went to X.A.N.A. land
And no one knows where Microwave went?

Microwave, Microwaaave, Microwave
...where did you go?

Karasu
November 24th, 2005, 07:44 PM
HOWSES ABOUTS ANOTHER FISHY TALE, ARGH?
Me: *is flying over the everglades and notices large bubbles coming up in the shallow water*
Me: ??? *flies down to see what it is*
*a tarpon is farting in the water*
Me: O.o
Tarpon: C-O-N-S-T-I-P-A-T-I-O-N!!!
Me: o_O
Tarpon: GAAAHHHH... *takes a dump*
Me: O.O *flies away*
Tarpon: Ooo... that felt gooood... *the air is turning brown and plants and animals are dying from the turd stink*

Amy-chan
November 24th, 2005, 07:48 PM
*sniffle* I'm sorry, my friend, but I have no choice. Your time has come. I am so sorry.... *pulls out hammer*

Toaster.

Karasu
November 24th, 2005, 08:03 PM
Ooo, a toaster! *swipes it and jams corn into it*

Amy-chan
November 24th, 2005, 08:07 PM
Yay, mercy killing! Thanks, mysterious stranger from the comic strip! You saved my toaster! May I learn my toaster's savior's name? *puts away hammer in a drawer*

Karasu
November 24th, 2005, 08:10 PM
JOO MAY NOT LEARN! *throws toaster into the sturgeon's waterway and runs*

Amy-chan
November 24th, 2005, 08:13 PM
EEK! It's teh spinach-eating sturgeon! O.o *teleports away*

Dogboy2709
November 24th, 2005, 08:13 PM
oh my i'm weak. i think there was a problem during the transfer. i think i see microwave. i could be seing things.

Amy-chan
November 24th, 2005, 08:15 PM
oh my i'm weak. i think there was a problem during the transfer. i think i see microwave. i could be seing things.
Really??? WHERE???? *stares wildly around, as though expecting to see him pop out of a nearby stop sign*

Karasu
November 24th, 2005, 08:15 PM
*stands at the edge of the muddy water* HULLABALLOO! *the sturgeon jumps out of the water and attacks*

Dogboy2709
November 24th, 2005, 08:21 PM
me: pika-mew! i think microwave might be in Lyoko!
Jermie(on code LYOKO): i'm back yes it does look like that there is a talking microwave in Lyoko
Me: oh mircowaves coming over to me huh? whats that?
pika-mew, Microwave says he's looking for you! get to the factory pronto!

Karasu
November 24th, 2005, 08:25 PM
Sturgeon: I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY... thanks for the toaster! /\./\
Me: O.O * throws a cement block and runs*

Amy-chan
November 24th, 2005, 08:59 PM
me: pika-mew! i think microwave might be in Lyoko!
Jermie(on code LYOKO): i'm back yes it does look like that there is a talking microwave in Lyoko
Me: oh mircowaves coming over to me huh? whats that?
pika-mew, Microwave says he's looking for you! get to the factory pronto!
Thanks Dogboy! You're a lifesaver! *starts running towards factory at full speed before tripping in slow motion like in the movies* Nyrooooooo!!!!! Theeeeeese cheeemicals iiiinnnn tuuurkkkeyyy arreee reaaallly sloooooowing meeee dooown..... *falls*

viridian doubletongue
November 25th, 2005, 12:01 AM
*slow motion wave* hhhhhiiiiiiiiii eeevvveeerrryyyooonnneee.

*jumps of cliff...just because*

Dogboy2709
November 25th, 2005, 05:51 AM
I can't wait untill miguzi comes on today! 2 hours of Code LYOKO

ockayethenoo
November 25th, 2005, 08:18 AM
code lyoko sounds like mister Cole Lika, my french teacher.

Karasu
November 25th, 2005, 08:21 AM
*gasp* Albino gorilla! *throws a cement block and runs off a cliff*

Dogboy2709
November 25th, 2005, 08:50 AM
ouch! who threw that cement block? YU-GI-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
yami: whoever threw that cement block is in big trouble!

Amy-chan
November 25th, 2005, 08:59 AM
*looks around at albino gorilla, cement block, and Yami Yugi as if this is completely normal* Where is Microwave? *sobs*