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~Amethyst_Callista_Moon~
December 3rd, 2005, 12:25 PM
*4000 things pop into the room* Yes! 4000th post!

viridian doubletongue
December 3rd, 2005, 12:27 PM
YAY I GOT THE 4000th post!!! awesome!!!

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 12:31 PM
SWATAMARANGS! *swats drunk orangutans with a fly swatter*

viridian doubletongue
December 3rd, 2005, 12:32 PM
LETS HAVE A 4000th post party!!! don't get any beer cake though!

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 12:34 PM
Ok! *throws beer cake in a ditch, but sneaks a few slices into pocket*

viridian doubletongue
December 3rd, 2005, 12:35 PM
*sniffs* what's that smell? ALRIGHT WHERE IS IT!! Where's the beer cake?!?!?

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 12:36 PM
am i too late for party

TRANSFER
SCANNER
VIRTULZATION!

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 12:37 PM
*sniffs* what's that smell? ALRIGHT WHERE IS IT!! Where's the beer cake?!?!?
*stuffs it into a dog's mouth* THERE! *points*

viridian doubletongue
December 3rd, 2005, 12:37 PM
BAD DOG!! *kicks dog out*


SOMETHING SPACE AGEY SOUNDING
SOMETHING SPACE AGEY SOUNDING
SOMETHING SPACE AGEY SOUNDING
SOMETHING SPACE AGEY SOUNDING
alright lets go!!

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 12:38 PM
party time *Throws 4000 4000 year old cookies into the air*

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 12:39 PM
*gets constricted by the streamers* OH NYUUU! *farts on them and they deteriorate*

viridian doubletongue
December 3rd, 2005, 12:40 PM
*gets hit on the head by antique cookies* who threw the antique cookie? honestly? that hurt!

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 12:41 PM
yeah right! the day that cookies hurt is the day that pigs can Fly

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 12:41 PM
Where's teh cake? Oh... wait. I threw it in a ditch. *begins to climb out window to get it*

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 12:42 PM
eww! the day this thread dies is the day that elphants Fly!

viridian doubletongue
December 3rd, 2005, 12:44 PM
oh there's one *looks at flying elephant* OH NO THIS THREAD IS GOING TO DIE!!!

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 12:46 PM
wait! that not an Elephant it is an Flying Pikachu! this Thead wil Live!

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 12:46 PM
*comes back*
I got the cake! *holds up dirty beer cake with dirt and bugs on it*

viridian doubletongue
December 3rd, 2005, 12:49 PM
*wipes brow* phew, my eyesight must be really bad for flying imaginary things.

*Shoots cake with morph-o-ray* now it's clean!!

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 12:51 PM
*a kung-foo Igglybuff swipes it and gets drunk off of it* NYUUUUU! MY BEER CAKE! *hits the Igglybuff with a chair and throws it in the garbage* *sigh* Now what?

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 12:53 PM
i hate beer anyway! *Runs Away*

viridian doubletongue
December 3rd, 2005, 12:53 PM
eerm...I could get another one *finds one in magic sack of randomness* here you go!

MAR Heaven
December 3rd, 2005, 12:53 PM
Oh yeah its beer cake lets fill the Kool-Aid guy!

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 12:55 PM
i baked some Brownies! who want them??

viridian doubletongue
December 3rd, 2005, 12:56 PM
does anything want something else out of my magic sack of random?

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 12:56 PM
Yay! *tapes the Kool-Aid guy back together and fills him, then he spills* NYUUUU! *puts it on pancakes and eats them* OH GOD! *throws up under the table* It's good, see, yum. *eats more* HOLY! *pukes in the sink*

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 12:57 PM
*eats more, pukes again* Pepto-bismal... *takes pepto out of the sack o' random and drinks it*

viridian doubletongue
December 3rd, 2005, 12:59 PM
no double posty shadow scizor...

*puts magic sack of random upside-down* It will empty itself forever now!

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 01:01 PM
I double-posted? O.o
Anyway... BEER KOOL! *pours kool-aid on beer-cake and eats it*

viridian doubletongue
December 3rd, 2005, 01:14 PM
What is kool-aid

& is it just my computer or did PC just go weird for a few minutes?

Recknin
December 3rd, 2005, 01:17 PM
guess what Beckham just got
red carded

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 01:19 PM
KOOL AID AND BEER CAKE, THE MEAL OF A CENTURY! *dives out the window*

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 01:19 PM
does anything want something else out of my magic sack of random?
Sure. Can I get a hamburger with an extra large bloodshake? Oh, and a few fries on the side, please. Something else, too. Surprise me.

viridian doubletongue
December 3rd, 2005, 01:21 PM
Sure. Can I get a hamburger with an extra large bloodshake? Oh, and a few fries on the side, please. Something else, too. Surprise me.

Ok *gives* the suprise is a secret ingredient in the hamburger.

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 01:22 PM
I IZ TEH DARK THYLACINE! *farts and boosts off a cliff*

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 01:22 PM
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THESE FORUMS? it is like a backwords downtime!

viridian doubletongue
December 3rd, 2005, 01:24 PM
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THESE FORUMS? it is like a backwords downtime!

So it wasn't just me...something is afoot *strokes chin*.

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 01:24 PM
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THESE FORUMS? it is like a backwords downtime!
They have....uh....been corrupted by we evil necromancers. :badsmile: Buahaha.

viridian doubletongue
December 3rd, 2005, 01:26 PM
eerrr..... yes! It was us necromancers!!!! *joins evil laughter*

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 01:28 PM
*continues to laugh maniacally* FOOLISH MORTALS!!!!!!! *releases an army of the Greater Dead on an unsuspecting PC*

viridian doubletongue
December 3rd, 2005, 01:30 PM
*summons free magic creatures & free magic fog to assist* THEY WILL NEVER SURVIVE!!!

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 01:31 PM
OH NO IT MAY BE XANA!
TRANSFER, Dogboy2709!
TRANSFER, Aelita!
SCANNER, Dogboy2709!
SCANNER, Aelita!
VIRTULIZATION!

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 01:34 PM
*sighs* Oh, for the love of Charter.... *puts on earmuffs to block out the Xana gibberish* Wait, where'd that thestral come from? O.o

viridian doubletongue
December 3rd, 2005, 01:34 PM
That thestral is my animagus form.

It's not XANA it's the free magic!!!

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 01:36 PM
It's not XANA it's the free magic!!!
Yeah!!! Haven't you even been listening to us twisted necromancers??? *sets a hish on him*

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 01:36 PM
Jermie(Code Lyoko): if it not XANA then what is this Susposed to mean?
*shows Superscan to DM*
XANA DID ativate a Tower!

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 01:38 PM
*iz liek bored* WOOP DEEE DOOO! *falls off a mountain into a fissure*

viridian doubletongue
December 3rd, 2005, 01:39 PM
No the free magic activated this whattymajiggy XANA thing! It's obvious isn't it!

*transforms into thestral & flies off to make more havoc*

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 01:40 PM
*throws a rock at a window, jumps into the building, and runs back out carrying Garth Nix*

viridian doubletongue
December 3rd, 2005, 01:43 PM
AWESOME!!! ok then write the next one with some really cool evil free magic weapon we can use! DO IT NOW!!

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 01:47 PM
oh yeah? it has a Rad Aura! XANA only makes Red Aura's Your magic will have A Blue Aura!

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 01:48 PM
*turns into her own thestral form and stares intimidatingly down at Garth Nix*

Garth Nix: *sweatdrops while gazing fearfully at the two thestrals* Alright, alright, alright! *takes out pen and paper, but glances nervously toward the exit*

Don't even think about it! *snaps at him, making him go back to his writing immediately*

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 01:48 PM
liek Did U No Blue And Red Are Culerz? Lolz

viridian doubletongue
December 3rd, 2005, 01:50 PM
*summons twinned jerreq to guard exit*

*whispers to pika-mew* I just realised how can he see us unless he has seen someone die?

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 01:51 PM
Barf Ticks? Oh no! Pika-Mew said Barf-Ticks! *puke ticks come*

viridian doubletongue
December 3rd, 2005, 01:53 PM
stupid mutts *gets trampled by mutts*

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 01:54 PM
NO, THE MUTTS ARE BACK! *wrestles them*

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 01:54 PM
Jermie(Code LYOKO): Vechile MATERLZATION! i've Progamed the Overwing
Aelita: there's the Tower!
me: 2 easy. theres no monsters around. it's got to be one of XANA's Traps!

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 01:54 PM
*gasps, then whispers to Digital Mage* Of course! But then, who....?

Garth Nix: *pulls out a bloodstained knife with a creepy smile* So you've finally figured it out....

I DID KILL THE REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!!!!

Pika-mew:.....*uses the imperius curse to make him go back to his writing*

viridian doubletongue
December 3rd, 2005, 01:57 PM
HE KILLED REFRIGIRATOR!!!

oh no I always liked him.

*Garth Nix's eyes shift as though trying to break the curse*

keep writing!!

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 01:59 PM
*batters the mutts with a chair* Teh mutts are dead now. *more come* NYUUUU!

viridian doubletongue
December 3rd, 2005, 02:01 PM
I have to go now!

you have to make him write it on you own.

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 02:04 PM
I have to go now!

you have to make him write it on you own.
Aww. :( It's so much more fun when he's doubly terrified.... Oh well. *takes Garth Nix's knife in her mouth/beak(forgot which a thestral has) and points it back at him*

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 02:05 PM
Jermie(Code LYOKO): i have some bad news! you are Sourded by 4 monsters I'll try to contact the others
me: okay! *Dos a Back flip and jumps on a Square Bot* *jups down and Punched the LYOKO sybol in the Eye*

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 02:14 PM
Oh nyuuu, the livestock are going rabid again! *is attacked by a pig*
Pig: *stands upward on back legs* DIE, J00 KILLED 2 OF MY FRIENDS AND ATE THEM! *dropkicks me*
Me: Owww... *chops him in the stomach and scissor-kicks him*
Pig: SQUEE! SQUEE! SQUEE! *chokes*
Me: *F5's him into a wheelbarrow and pushes it into a giant bale of hay*
Pig: o.o
Me: *FU's him into the busted wheelbarrow and hits him with a hammer*
Pig: O.x *stuggles to get up*
Me: *Irish-Whips him into an equiptment shed, a sickle falls on him and KO's him, so I make him into bacon and eat him* Nummy!

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 02:19 PM
*beam hits me*
me: *Gets frozen for 3 min.*
Jermie: Don't Worry Aelita Ulrich and Odd are on there way
TRANSFER, ODD!
TRANSFER, Ulrich!
SCANNER, Odd!
SCANNER, Ulrich!
VIRTULIZATION!

DarkFenris
December 3rd, 2005, 02:22 PM
argghh!!! no!!! *attacks pika mew* leave garth nix alone!!!!........<.< hes the auter that wrote the week day books right?

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 02:24 PM
I believe so..... but now he's also a murderer, apparently. o_O

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 02:29 PM
me: *gets un-frozen* come on Aelita Ulrich and Odd can fight the monsters
Me: *Drop off Aelita at the Tower*
*Aelita Enters Tower*
Meanwhile:
Odd: LASER ARROWS!

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 02:29 PM
*a chicken comes*
Chicken: J00 KILLED MY FRIENDS, PREPARE TO DIE!
Me: *kicks him and DDT's him into a screw*
Chicken: OH GOD, OWWW! *chops me*
Me: o.O *choke-slams him into broken glass and makes chicken strips out of him* Mmmm... *eats it* Nummy!

DarkFenris
December 3rd, 2005, 02:34 PM
hes a murderor?! how?! aparently he is related to an english teacher at my school. her sisters sons son or something...

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 02:37 PM
hes a murderor?! how?! aparently he is related to an english teacher at my school. her sisters sons son or something...
O.O Weird. *whispers* It's a conspiracy...... *back to normal tone* He killed a refrigerator. n_n X.X >.> Or something like that.

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 02:43 PM
*a cow comes*
Cow: J00 KILLED MY FRIENDS! NOW---
Me: YO, SHUT UP! *DDT's him into a sickle and irish-whips him into a barbed-wire fence*
Cow: -_-
Me: *dropkicks him into the fence and it busts*
Cow: X_X
Me: *hits him with a hammer and makes him into burgers, eats them* Nummy!

DarkFenris
December 3rd, 2005, 02:51 PM
this boring. im going to try and think of something random to d. but then it wont be random.....argh!!!!!

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 03:02 PM
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO????? The talking snowman is going to destroy Washington!!! *is also getting a bit bored*

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 03:04 PM
I AM TEH DARK THYLACINE! BUHAHAHA! *jumps into a raging river*

MAR Heaven
December 3rd, 2005, 03:07 PM
Hurry everyone turn into Vanilla and make the Snowman Laugh! VANILLA!!

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 03:08 PM
*Aelita enters tower* *goes to second floor*
Aelita: *puts hand on screen*
*screen comes up "AELITA" "CODE:"*
*Aelita enters LYOKO*
Aelita: Tower Deactvated
RETURN TO THE PAST-NOW!

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 03:20 PM
Return To The Past Now! Xana! Virtualization!
Wussupwitdat?!?!

MAR Heaven
December 3rd, 2005, 03:21 PM
!!ALLINAV !hguaL ekam dna namwonS eht allinaV otni nrut enoyeve yrruH
Woah that was wierd weren't we just about to turn into vanilla oh well...
VANILLA POWER! *Flies away*

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 03:27 PM
Vanilla. Mmmm... *looks up into the sky and sees a massive white asteroid* *gasp* THE VANILLASTEROID! *it hits and the entire planet is engulfed in vanilla*

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 03:28 PM
*is eating pie while dancing to a TV commercial* You're crumb-believable!

I'm bored..... *looks around*

MAR Heaven
December 3rd, 2005, 03:34 PM
Wait Scizor Pika-Mew we need to stop that chocolate pudding meteor from hitting and covering the vanilla lets go VANILLA POWER!..... VANILLA!

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 03:36 PM
I told you that was a XANA attack now that the tower is deactvated it moves more Quicker.

MAR Heaven
December 3rd, 2005, 03:45 PM
Well we need to stop the chocolate so I will use my Vanilla power while you go to Lyoko VANILLA POWER!!.... VANILLA!

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 03:46 PM
Wait Scizor Pika-Mew we need to stop that chocolate pudding meteor from hitting and covering the vanilla lets go VANILLA POWER!..... VANILLA!
Yay! I know how! *begins to eat it as it enters the atmosphere*

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 03:46 PM
Death..... pain...... destruction..... *twitches* I is bored....

MAR Heaven
December 3rd, 2005, 03:47 PM
Ok Shadow Scizor are you ready? Lets finish it off with our Chocolate Pudding Power!!!!! VA NI LLA!

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 03:49 PM
heh. i'm bored. Ding Dong! Pikachu! *Burps*

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 03:52 PM
Ok Shadow Scizor are you ready? Lets finish it off with our Chocolate Pudding Power!!!!! VA NI LLA!
Weee. *fires vanilla at it and it explodes*

DarkFenris
December 3rd, 2005, 03:55 PM
for some people like to see some email jokes i found? and you will all bow down to the
King and Queen of raptors, wolves, pain and darkness. bow down to the children of the night

Super_Lawliet
December 3rd, 2005, 03:57 PM
*runs in, grabs an apple then runs out*

*runs back in with a pie*I LIKE BANANAS!!

Blaze
December 3rd, 2005, 03:57 PM
i like saltine crackers :3

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 03:59 PM
Bow down to... EL PENGUINO! HE CAN WRESTLE! *he gets beaten up by The Rock in the background* Well... maybe he can't wrestle that good.

MAR Heaven
December 3rd, 2005, 04:11 PM
No lets go to Walmart and buy some toilet paper for the chicken so it can oh whatever *goes to electronics* VANILLA!!

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 04:12 PM
for some people like to see some email jokes i found? and you will all bow down to the
King and Queen of raptors, wolves, pain and darkness. bow down to the children of the night
Sure :) and yes, BOW DOWN TO US!!!!!!!! *lightning crackles overhead*

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 04:21 PM
Akaja aja the euckin ferashnal take a jo re re jo re re oh gedidon

DarkFenris
December 3rd, 2005, 04:22 PM
we are the outcast king and queen! loners! we rule the shadows. none know pain like us. oh and there is another queen but shes not a queen. bewar saphi chan, amy chan and andy kun. to be called midnight!!!!

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 04:25 PM
we are the outcast king and queen! loners! we rule the shadows. none know pain like us. oh and there is another queen but shes not a queen. bewar saphi chan, amy chan and andy kun. to be called midnight!!!!
Yes, fear the depressed psycho people!!! BUAHAHAHA!!!!! *turns into a wolf with peregrine wings and flies around madly until she crashes into a tree*

Recknin
December 3rd, 2005, 04:26 PM
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Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 04:29 PM
did that have a point? i don't think it did.

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 04:32 PM
did that have a point? i don't think it did.
Did XANA, Virtualization and Return to the Past? No.

Recknin
December 3rd, 2005, 04:34 PM
nah i was bored

DarkFenris
December 3rd, 2005, 04:43 PM
email jokes....
why is the time of day with the slowest trafic called rush hour?

do you think houdini ever locked his keys in the car?

if the #2 pencil so popular, why is it still #2?

when an agnostic dies, ddoes he go to the "great perhaps"?

if you crossed a chicken with a zebra, would you get a four legged chicken or a chicken with its own barcode?

if practise makes perfect, and no bodys perfect, why practise?

is it possible t have amnessia and deja vu at the same time?

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 04:45 PM
hey! i got an Idea for a Game! it is called anwser a Question with a Question game! simple the title descrbie the game! you anwser the Previous Question With another Question. so lets begin:

What is Pikachu?

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 04:58 PM
email jokes....
why is the time of day with the slowest trafic called rush hour?

do you think houdini ever locked his keys in the car?

if the #2 pencil so popular, why is it still #2?

when an agnostic dies, ddoes he go to the "great perhaps"?

if you crossed a chicken with a zebra, would you get a four legged chicken or a chicken with its own barcode?

if practise makes perfect, and no bodys perfect, why practise?

is it possible t have amnessia and deja vu at the same time?
*laughs* Kree, those are funny! ^^ Lolness. And Dogboy, why don't you start a new thread for that game?

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 05:00 PM
okay i will. *Goes to Create thread*

DarkFenris
December 3rd, 2005, 05:00 PM
i hhave a whole book full of email jokes. they arnt really jokes but stuff like what i just showed you.

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 05:04 PM
i hhave a whole book full of email jokes. they arnt really jokes but stuff like what i just showed you.
Lolz it must be hilarious. XD

Oh lookee, it's the purple snail! What is he doing here? :confused:

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 05:06 PM
Look it's Gary From Spongebob Squarepants!
Gary: Meow

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 05:09 PM
Gary: *swallows a UPS guy*

Pika-mew: GARY! How many times have I told you not to eat the mailman? You're too young to eat solid food yet!

Gary:.....meow?

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 05:11 PM
*Spongebob Squarepants walks in*
SS: GARY! how many times have i told you not to run away from me?

Gary: Meow? Meow?

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 05:13 PM
IMGrammarbot is EVILLLLLL....

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 05:14 PM
Pika-mew: Why does he 'meow' all the time?

Gary: Meow?

Pika-mew:......*long silence* OH MY GOD HE'S SWALLOWED A CAT!!!!!!!!! *gives Gary CPR*

Gary: *is being choked by Amy's 'CPR'* Meckle...meck...meow...

Recknin
December 3rd, 2005, 05:16 PM
im a a goood speelarr orr wah

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 05:19 PM
SS: no pika-mew! Gary Meows because Snails Meow like cats where i come from. Right Gare?

Gary: Meow! MEOW MEOW!


SS: HOW DARE YOU backsass pika-mew!

Gary: Meow!

SS: i don't care if they chocked you! we are going home!

Gary: Meow!

SS: What do you mean "no", Gary?

Recknin
December 3rd, 2005, 05:26 PM
se what r we dein teday
cia am goinnn te bed

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 05:26 PM
Pika-mew: I'm sorry, I misunderstood.... *looks at Spongebob* Wait, haven't I seen you somewhere before? Aren't you....

...the Dark Lord? O.o

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 05:27 PM
Every
Villain
Is
Lemons

Dirty Bubble! Oh no! *throws a needle at him*

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 05:28 PM
SS: Dark Lord? no i'm mermaidman and BarncleBoy's #1 fan. Right Gary

Gary: Sighs* meow.

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 05:29 PM
But how do I know you're not the Dark Lord? O.o Speaking of which, isn't the Dirty Bubble just outside the window? *looks outside to see people throwing needles at him*

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 05:30 PM
Fan? No, I'm their official cliff-pusher-offer. *pushes them off a cliff*

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 05:31 PM
But...aren't we supposed to be the ones jumping off cliffs? O.o *jumps off a cliff*

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 05:33 PM
Time to play... X-TREME CLIFF JUMPING! *gets in a wetsuit with a box of lit dynamite attached and jumps off a cliff* WEEEE! *hits the ground and explodes*

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 05:35 PM
*turns into a loco lobo and howls madly, running off a cliff as people stare*

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 05:36 PM
SS: okay lets get here gary

Gary: Meow.

*SS and Gary Leave*

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 05:39 PM
OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!!!!!! I LOVED YOU, SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!! LOVED YOU!!!!!!!! *pushes them off a cliff*

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 05:39 PM
X-TREME! *limps back to the top of the cliff* X-TREEEEME! *turns into a black and red thylacine and runs off the edge*

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 05:41 PM
*is wearing a time turner* Let's see if this works.... *jumps off the cliff, then turns it, then re-jumps off the cliff, then repeats* OMG, I HAVE MADE THE ULTIMATE DISCOVERY IN ALL OF THE HISTORY OF CLIFF-JUMPING!!!!!!!!!!! *does it over and over*

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 05:44 PM
SS(voiceover): send me some e-mail
Gary(voiceover): meow!

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 05:44 PM
*looks up, all mangled at the bottom of the cliff*
Amazing! *tries to get up* NYUUUU! I BROKE MY LEGS! *howls and farts*

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 05:45 PM
Okay, I will, because I know you ARE Spongebob and you're NOT a terrorist in disguise!!! *emails Spongebob, then throws computer and herself off a cliff*

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 05:45 PM
hang on i got a saying for this *Runs off to find nick mag*

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 05:47 PM
*tosses Shadow Scizor a time turner* Try it! It's really fun! *jumps off the cliff, then turns and repeats*

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 05:47 PM
*a hippo jumps off the cliff and makes an avalanche when he hits the ground* NYUUUU! *gets crushed by thousands of boulders*

MAR Heaven
December 3rd, 2005, 05:48 PM
*lalala Lather rinse repeat* Hmmm I wonder what im going to buy today at walmart? *doo dee do de do

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 05:49 PM
*a blue whale jumps off the cliff and crushes the hippo* Weee! *gets crushed by a tank built big enough to CONTAIN the blue whale*

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 05:53 PM
*looks up in terror as the whale comes down* YOU 100 FOOT LONG PIECE OF *gets crushed*

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 05:55 PM
*is still running and falls off a clif*

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 05:55 PM
*gets crushed by King Kong* This x-treme jumping-off-cliffsness has turned into x-treme getting-crushed-by-thingsedness. o.o

MAR Heaven
December 3rd, 2005, 05:56 PM
hahaha you got crushed hahaha *whale comes charging at me* OH $@#&! ahhh *gets crushed* hey Whale wanna go to walmart?

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 05:57 PM
*Falls on kink kong* *runs back up the cliff and falls off the Other side of a Cliff*

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 05:57 PM
hahaha you got crushed hahaha *whale comes charging at me* OH $@#&! ahhh *gets crushed* hey Whale wanna go to walmart?
Whale: NEVAH!!!!!!!!! *eats Pika-mew and flies away to Cloud Nine*

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 06:02 PM
Flying whales?! What's next? Flying manatees? *12 manatees fly by* O_O *falls off a cliff*

MAR Heaven
December 3rd, 2005, 06:02 PM
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!! well I need to save Pike-Mew so here I come!! *Breaks inside whale* hey Pika-Mew where are you?

What are you doing playing cards can I play!

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 06:03 PM
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!! well I need to save Pike-Mew so here I come!! *Breaks inside whale* hey Pika-Mew where are you?

What are you doing playing cards can I play!
Sure! ^^ *hands B.B.B. a few cards and jumps off the whale's tongue for lack of a cliff*

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 06:04 PM
hey wait! those Flying Mantess! they look famlier! ah! they..are..From..LYOKO!

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 06:06 PM
hey wait! those Flying Mantess! they look famlier! ah! they..are..From..LYOKO!
...... >_> *facepalm*

Cool, I am being swallowed! ^^ I mean.... Oh no, I am being swallowed! :surprised

(0_0)
December 3rd, 2005, 06:08 PM
blastiost bb read your pms

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 06:08 PM
i know! LYOKO FORM! ODD!
*Flying Mantees come to attack me*
me: *Shots pointy pen at the LYOKO symbol* all you got to do is hit the, im the LYOKO symbol!

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 06:15 PM
*the flying manatees fart on me* Oh nyuuu! B.B! PIka-Mew! Where are you! *is attacked! *turns it into a *** scooby doo song thing* Pika Pika Mew... Where are you? and BB Too where are you. Can't you see I'm getting killed over here so*gets tackled by one and swallowed by a bowhead whale with condor wings*

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 06:19 PM
me: LASERARROWS! *using LASER ARROWS on the Flying Mantess*

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 06:20 PM
*watches Shadow Scizor fall down the throat* Glad you've come to join us. Our flying whale has changed species, if you were wondering. o_o Hey, is that Microwave over there? o.O Oh god..... *looks away* He ish having an affair with a lemon and a snake again..... *sigh* What ever happened to the trojan horse?

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 06:22 PM
*News Music plays*
Hello i'm Dogboy2709 with RANDOM NEWS! There are Flying Mantess taking over the town Eating everyone in sight! and now is the Next poster with the Weather!

MAR Heaven
December 3rd, 2005, 06:23 PM
SUPER SANE ATTACK!! *saves Shadow Scizor* there now lets kick his @$$

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 06:23 PM
The weather...um....it's raining flying whales. Yeah. *passes cards to B.B.B. under the table*

MAR Heaven
December 3rd, 2005, 06:24 PM
ROYAL FLUSH I WIN! hahaha you will never beat me!

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 06:25 PM
Unless.... *goes to Neopets and Cheats*

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 06:25 PM
me: LASER ARROWS! *shots them at the Flying mantess* Shoot they are not in that one!

MAR Heaven
December 3rd, 2005, 06:29 PM
Hey thats cheating *Jumps and a bunch of aces pop out* I can... can't explain tha.... *runs* hahaha youll never catch me *jumps off and lands on a whale* Coco Fly like the river!

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 06:29 PM
Ooo, guts. *yanks them*
Whale: GLOOP! *begins to nosedive towards an iceberg*
NYUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 06:31 PM
*sniff* Why? Why does he like snakes and lemons better than me? Am I not one-sided enough for him? But I thought he would like someone two-sided! GAH, WHY MUST HE CONFUSE ME SO?????? *explodes*

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 06:35 PM
*the whale hits the iceberg and explodes, shattered ice and blubber goes everywhere*
Me: AGA AGA ISUCKINARASHNAL TAKAJOKEE KEE KEE JO KEE KEE JO DEEDEE DO *explodes*

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 06:36 PM
Explosion time! *uses time turner to go back to before she exploded and explode again*

MAR Heaven
December 3rd, 2005, 06:37 PM
Its.... ITs... ITS!!!! HAMMER TIME *HAMMER TIME!* DANCE!!

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 06:41 PM
Freaky microwave....mean microwave....innocent microwave.... PURPLE MICROWAVE!!!!!!!.....chocolate microwave? O.o *explodes*

MAR Heaven
December 3rd, 2005, 06:43 PM
Why why did he need to go to the fridge and get ready to watch his cartoons mister WHY!?! *Explodes then comes back* WHY?!

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 06:44 PM
Because he is a meanie? o.o *explodes*

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 06:45 PM
*is inside the iceberg, it's a cave* Oooo, ice... *big bird comes*
Big Bird: COUNT! COUNT NUMBARZ!
Me: GET AWAY FROM ME! *throws ice*
Big Bird: *chases after me* COUNT NUMBARZ! COUNT THEM! 1 2 3! NUMBARZ! COUNT!
Me: GO AWAY, YOU YELLOW LUNATIC! *thows more ice*
Big Bird: COUNT THE NUMBARZ!!!!!!!! NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *eyes bulge*
Me: NEVAH! *reaches the end* Oh no... *goes to the corner, back is pressed against the wall*
Big Bird: COUNT! NOW! NUMBARZ!!!!!! COUNT THE NUMBARZ!!!!!
Me: *throws ice* I guess this is my last resort! *jumps through the "wall" of the iceberg and lands on a narwhal* GO! KEEP SWIMMING!
Big Bird: *is standing in front of the hole I left when I jumped out* COUNT! NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!!! NUMBARZ! *I'm a mile away by now*

MAR Heaven
December 3rd, 2005, 06:48 PM
I was just walking when!
Donkey Kong: AHHHA AHHA OHH AHH
Me: noo are you crazy
DK: LLALALALA
ME: YOUR CRAZY!
DK: LALAL DEDE EOO
Me: NOOO gosh you can find a posicle yourself
Big Bird: COUNT THE NUMBAZ!!
Me: get the &@*$ away ahhh!

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 06:49 PM
*a polar bear comes up to Big Bird*
Big Bird: NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO COUNT! COUNT THEM! *is eaten*

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 06:50 PM
My avatar, it BUUURNZ!!!!! Fear the inanimate object! *explodes from the microwaves*

MAR Heaven
December 3rd, 2005, 06:56 PM
No don't you understand I don't want some stupid crappy cell phones I have one
Mall Guy: but its a camera phon.... *Gets Kicked*
Me: Now back off!
I gotta go get presents!
*2 hours later*
Here Pika-Mew I got you a Microwave
Shadow Scizor I got you a Flying Matress
and Dogboy I got you a new Virtualizer!
Big Bird (in bear): NU...MB...ERS!!

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 06:57 PM
okay pika-mew i wont ask but... YU-Gi-OHH!!!!

YAMI: I will. what up with that avatar?

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 06:57 PM
*John Cena walks out of my avatar and punches Pika-Mew's microwave*

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 06:58 PM
*throws the microwave in a dumpster* It was looking at me funny. O.o

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 07:00 PM
Big Bird in stomach: NUMBARZ!!!!!!
*3 days later*
Big Bird in stomach: NUMBARZ!!!!!!
Bear: SHUT UP ALREADY! *craps him out into the freezing water*

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 07:01 PM
Yami: that's better it didn't suit you anyhow.

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 07:03 PM
Wolfie land! Wolfie land! Wolfie land! Wolfie land! Wolfie land! *is eaten by a skeleton dog from Nightmare Before Christmas*

MAR Heaven
December 3rd, 2005, 07:07 PM
Can I tell you guys a secret?.... I like...... Cats!!! its true
*gets eaten by a tiger*

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 07:08 PM
Time for canine land! w00t! and canine-like extinct marsupial land! w00t! *turns into a black and red thylacine*

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 07:09 PM
oh no! it's an evil skeleton Dog! RUN AWAY!

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 07:09 PM
Yami: that's better it didn't suit you anyhow.
What would then? :confused:

Can I tell you guys a secret?.... I like...... Cats!!! its true
*gets eaten by a tiger*
No. Way. O.O *explodes*

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 07:10 PM
YAMI: the one you have now! it is more like you!

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 07:11 PM
Woot. *eats a kawaii mouse that looks like Rai*

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 07:13 PM
Woot. *eats a kawaii mouse that looks like Rai*
How dare you eat my fweind!!! Only I can do that!!! *turns into a wolf and pounces upon, snarling and drooling at the mouth*

YAMI: the one you have now! it is more like you!
You weally think so? =3

Rai
December 3rd, 2005, 07:14 PM
*Wakes up* I...I...am in a stomach 0_0;

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 07:15 PM
How dare you eat my fweind!!! Only I can do that!!! *turns into a wolf and pounces upon, snarling and drooling at the mouth*
But I iz a demon thylacine. You're supposed to PH33R ME!!!! *farts and attacks*

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 07:17 PM
*Wakes up* I...I...am in a stomach 0_0;
Okay Rai, just stay calm.... *panics* Whatever you do, DON'T FOLLOW THE LIGHT!!!!!!! *explodes*

Rai
December 3rd, 2005, 07:18 PM
But....NO! Stupid light! I don't want to follow! But...But...You are so....SHINY!!!!!! *runs straight into light*

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 07:19 PM
*hits Rai with tongue* Stay down there, mouse! *farts*

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 07:20 PM
Oh no! Rai....has been turned....into a claymation mosquito! O.o *eats a wig and wears a ham*

Rai
December 3rd, 2005, 07:22 PM
I am now a Claymation Mosquito that was just hit by a tongue and Pika-mew is currently wearing a wig and ham. What a boring day.

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 07:23 PM
Oh nyuuu, a mosquito! *farts Rai out*

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 07:24 PM
I am now a Claymation Mosquito that was just hit by a tongue and Pika-mew is currently wearing a wig and ham. What a boring day.
I know. *yawn* So dull. Weren't we going to move somewhere more interesting, like Kentucky?

Rai
December 3rd, 2005, 07:26 PM
Kentucky? Sure. Or maybe Kanas. Haven't seen Dorothy for a while.

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 07:26 PM
Oh yea, Kentucky is sooo interesting! We can have even more fun in Kansas or Wyoming!

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 07:27 PM
Oh yea, Kentucky is sooo interesting? We can have even more fun in Kansas or Wyoming!
It was an in-joke. Sure, let's go to Kansas! Maybe we'll see Toto jump off a cliff again.

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 07:29 PM
Oh yea, that was so happy last time! Toto jumped off a cliff, and Dorothy got eaten by tie-die Wurmples!

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 07:30 PM
Oh yea, that was so happy last time! Toto jumped off a cliff, and Dorothy got eaten by tie-die Wurmples!
Oh, that's right, the happy ending! In which the lion died of phobia, the scarecrow died of heart failure, and the scarecrow died of brain damage! *happy sigh* So many memories....

Rai
December 3rd, 2005, 07:30 PM
Kanas! <3 I want to see Toto jump again! *pushes Toto towards cliff*

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 07:32 PM
You weally think so? =3
YAMI: Yes, I do, oh g2g BoBoBo is on!

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 07:34 PM
Dorothy: ....and Toto too?

Pika-mew: YES, AND TOTO TOO, FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!!! *pushes them both off the cliff to land in a pit of tie-die wurmples* Uh-oh.... HISTORY IS REPEATING ITSELF!!!!!! *turns into a house elf*

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 07:45 PM
*the lion dies of phobia, the scarecrow dies of brain damage, and the tin man has a fatal heart attack* NYUUU! HISTORY IS REPEATING ITSELF, PIKA-MEW!

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 07:46 PM
*the lion dies of phobia, the scarecrow dies of brain damage, and the tin man has a fatal heart attack* NYUUU! HISTORY IS REPEATING ITSELF, PIKA-MEW!
NYUUU!!!!!! :dead: Whatever happened to the dead smilie? *runs around in circles, screaming that the end is near*

DarkFenris
December 3rd, 2005, 07:47 PM
*walks in * huh?! hey a house elf! *curses tthe house elf and turns it into a brick with wheels, a tail , eyes and ears*

Sammi
December 3rd, 2005, 07:49 PM
*randomly appears to quote someone*

Kanas! <3 I want to see Toto jump again! *pushes Toto towards cliff*

Kansas? nooo, you don't want to <3 Kansas... I acutally live there o_O It's okay, but there are so much better places out there.

*eats typos* Random enough for you? *eats more*

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 07:49 PM
*gasp* Look... *Big Bird is floating in a muddy channel*
Big Bird: NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COUNT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NUMBARZ ARE FOR COUNTING!!!!!!! NOW COUNT!!!!!!!
Me: NYUUUU! *harpoons him*

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 07:49 PM
*walks in * huh?! hey a house elf! *curses tthe house elf and turns it into a brick with wheels, a tail , eyes and ears*
Wow. In just today I have been turned into a winged wolf, a house elf, and a brick with facial features. This has been an interesting day. *turns into a purple elephant*

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 07:50 PM
BoBoBo is so funny ROFLMBO

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 07:53 PM
Big Bird: NUMBARZ!!!! *rips the harpoon out and throws it* COUNT NUMBARZ!!! *eyes start going in opposite directions* COUNT THE NUMBARZ!!!!!!!
Me: NEVAH!!!!!! *shoots him with a water gun and throws a brick*
Big Bird: NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: STFU!!!! *throws a machete at his head, it hits, he sinks* Phew... *walks away*

DarkFenris
December 3rd, 2005, 07:59 PM
pika mew? would you like more email jokes?

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 08:03 PM
pika mew? would you like more email jokes?
Yes! Hit me! ^^ I, uh, don't mean that literally, though. o_o

MAR Heaven
December 3rd, 2005, 08:03 PM
Yankey Doodle went to Walmart do daa doo daa anyone wanna have a cupcake or Hot pocket?

DarkFenris
December 3rd, 2005, 08:05 PM
*wacks pika mew with a ditto. ithits her hit with a splat but just falls off like mud*

Useless inventions

- A black highlighter pen.
- Glow in the dark sunglasses.
- Battery powered battery charger.
- Double sided playing cards.
- Ejector seats for helicopters.
- Hand powered chainsaw.
- Solar powered flash light.
- Inflatable anchor.
- Silent alarm clock.
- Fireproof cigarettes.
- Smooth sandpaper.
- Water-proof towel.
- A book on how to read.
- A dictionary index.
- Non stick cellotape
- Powdered water.
- Reusable ice cubes.
- See through toilet paper.
- Turnip ice cram.

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 08:07 PM
Big Bird: *takes the machete out of his head and gets on land* NUMBARZ... *runs after me* NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COUNT THEM!!!!!!!! NUMBARZ!
Me: DIE ALREADY! *throws an umbrella*
Big Bird: *it hits him, he keeps running* NUMBARZ! COUNT THEM!!!!
Me: STFU!!! *throws a screw at his eye*
Big Bird: *gets hit, his eye bleeds* NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COUNT NUMBARZ!!!!!!! COUNT!!!!!!!!! NUMBARZ!!!! NUMMMMBAAAARZZZ!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *stops*
Big Bird: *stands in front of me: NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!! COUNT THEM!!!!
Me: How about you count this? *kicks him hard then does a stunner* And that's the bottom line... cuz I said so. *steps on his head and walks away*
*3 hours later*
Big Bird: Ughhh... numbarz.... NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!

MAR Heaven
December 3rd, 2005, 08:08 PM
Well you know what big bird im tired of you im going to count!
Big Bird: COUNT NUMBAZ!!!
Me: ok ready YEAH RIGHT *BOOM* haha my bombs will explode anyone!
does anyone want some Beer cake and Kool-Aid?

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 08:08 PM
*wacks pika mew with a ditto. ithits her hit with a splat but just falls off like mud*

Useless inventions

- A black highlighter pen.
- Glow in the dark sunglasses.
- Battery powered battery charger.
- Double sided playing cards.
- Ejector seats for helicopters.
- Hand powered chainsaw.
- Solar powered flash light.
- Inflatable anchor.
- Silent alarm clock.
- Fireproof cigarettes.
- Smooth sandpaper.
- Water-proof towel.
- A book on how to read.
- A dictionary index.
- Non stick cellotape
- Powdered water.
- Reusable ice cubes.
- See through toilet paper.
- Turnip ice cram.
*laughs* Those are hilarious! Lolz, I bet I would be the one to invent some of those. n_n

DarkFenris
December 3rd, 2005, 08:10 PM
*throws powdered water at pikamew* take that! and that! *throws the inflatable anchor at pika mew*

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 08:11 PM
Well you know what big bird im tired of you im going to count!
Big Bird: COUNT NUMBAZ!!!
Me: ok ready YEAH RIGHT *BOOM* haha my bombs will explode anyone!
does anyone want some Beer cake and Kool-Aid?
Oooo, me! *takes out some pancakes to go with them*

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 08:13 PM
*throws powdered water at pikamew* take that! and that! *throws the inflatable anchor at pika mew*
Oh yeah? *counters with reusable ice cubes* Let's see, how can I win this battle? *looks to the book on how to read for advice*

MAR Heaven
December 3rd, 2005, 08:13 PM
OMG we need some Peanut Butter for those pancakes!
* Bannana Breaks through roof*
Bannana: ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
Me:*stabs bannana* now we have bannana too!

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 08:16 PM
OMG we need some Peanut Butter for those pancakes!
* Bannana Breaks through roof*
Bannana: ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
Me:*stabs bannana* now we have bannana too!
W00t! *the Chumbawumbas come*
Chumbawumbas: Chumba Wumba Choopitee Chee*get shot*
W00t, now we have Chumburgers!

MAR Heaven
December 3rd, 2005, 08:18 PM
Oh my god we have a feast now all we need is....
GOOBLE GOOBLE!
A TURKEY *shoots it* Now we FEAST!

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 08:19 PM
Grandma got run by a raindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as santa
but as for me and Grandpa, we belive

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 08:21 PM
Oh my god we have a feast now all we need is....
GOOBLE GOOBLE!
A TURKEY *shoots it* Now we FEAST!
YESH, FEAST! *eats chumburgers with a side of banana and beer cake*

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 08:27 PM
she'd been drinkin' too much egg nog
and we beg her not to go
but she left her medication,
so she stumbled out the door into the snow.

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 08:28 PM
*gets drunk off of beer cake* *turns to chair* C'MON, YOO WAN' GO? I'LL FIGHT YEH... I'LL WIN, TOO.... *dives at the chair and misses*

DarkFenris
December 3rd, 2005, 08:28 PM
*sets fire to the beer cake*

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 08:29 PM
MAH CAKE!!!!! *throws it in the sink*

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 08:31 PM
When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 08:31 PM
MAH CAKE!!!!! *throws it in the sink*
.... *sets fire to the sink*

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 08:32 PM
YOO DEMINZ!
NOW BAK TO YOO, MISTEH... *turns back to chair* DIE! *tries to kick it, but is 5 feet away*

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 08:33 PM
YOO DEMINZ!
NOW BAK TO YOO, MISTEH... *turns back to chair* DIE! *tries to kick it, but is 5 feet away*
Oh no! :surprised He ish drunk again! *pulls out first aid kit*

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 08:34 PM
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 08:35 PM
DIE AWLREDDY! *keeps punching and kicking from 5 feet away*

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 08:35 PM
Now were all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.

MAR Heaven
December 3rd, 2005, 08:37 PM
woah where am I? am I in neverland I can fly! Hey what are you guys doing here Dogboy, Pika-Mew, Shadow

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 08:38 PM
It's not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 08:39 PM
HY UP THAR! *looks down*

MAR Heaven
December 3rd, 2005, 08:41 PM
Woah I wasn't in neverland I was Drunk and why am I sleeping next to the big Bird?
Big Bird: NUMBERZ! ZZzzz ZZzz

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 08:43 PM
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

do you relize what song i'm posting? this is the Chours line to it

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 08:44 PM
*Big bird walks in the house*
Big Bird: NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *isn't drunk anymore* OH GOD! NOT YOU AGAIN! *throws a heated iron at his face*
Big Bird: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps out the window* NUMBARZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 08:45 PM
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle,
That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.

Amy-chan
December 3rd, 2005, 08:46 PM
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

do you relize what song i'm posting? this is the Chours line to it
No, noooo idea.

MAR Heaven
December 3rd, 2005, 08:46 PM
Noo Big bird I loved Her!!!
WHY!

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 08:46 PM
I've warned all my friends and neighbours.
Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

Karasu
December 3rd, 2005, 08:51 PM
*gets sniper rifel* There's the son of a... *locks it on Big Bird and waits for a good time to shoot*
http://slapnose.com/images/blog/0605/0605_big_bird_170x257.jpg

Dogboy2709
December 3rd, 2005, 08:52 PM
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

MAR Heaven
December 3rd, 2005, 08:52 PM
NOO I LOVE HER..... COOKIES THERES ONLY ONE GIRL I love..... My dog but can you use my rocket launcher