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Electric Hero
September 18th, 2005, 07:53 PM
BEHOLD EVERYONE!!! MY NEW INVENTION!!! The talking shoe!! And the mucking flower .... and don't forget the walking tree... and by the by... you are a mushroom!

Random Plushie
September 18th, 2005, 08:04 PM
LYK WHOAMG IT'S A GECKO!!!!!!!!11!!

Lyk, I lurve geckos. Geckos and Marvin teh 1337 robot.

And like, how did j00 know I was a mushroom!? *Max Hunter ish pyschic, eh?*

punkhobbitqueen
September 19th, 2005, 09:48 AM
Purple Flying Peanutbutter Will Rule The World!!!!!! Wahahahahahaha!

Rai
September 19th, 2005, 11:23 AM
OMGZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Musical cuopcakes of toothpaste have come to our pitiful city to capture all teh house maids!!!!!!!!!

Jeremy
September 19th, 2005, 01:24 PM
Sweeties and sweeties...
POPCICLES!
That is all!

XD

stunt296
September 19th, 2005, 01:47 PM
"Walks into grass...........................Elephant wants to battle.
-Stunt296 used STUNTBLAST.
-Elephant received 1 damage
-Elephant used STOMPNESSJRORGROTSDIN!!!PWNZ?!?13/$%/
-Stunt296 received 95854368943729684 damage!!!
-Stunt296 used Giga OWNZ
-Elephant fainted...

Stunt296 won the battle. Stunt296 gained 8346798 exp. points. Stunt296 also gained 3637868i6946jfdkjkhgnjldjpe-hwo-p $!!!

What?Stunt296 is evolving!!!

DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN.........

Stunt296 EVOLVED INTO.........Stunt597!!!"

Rin-Rin
September 19th, 2005, 01:49 PM
*jumps off cliff*
Weeeeee!

*splat*

stunt296
September 19th, 2005, 01:56 PM
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Amy-chan
September 19th, 2005, 03:17 PM
Hiya! Don't you love flowers? :D Eeee, they sent it to Jo; they sent it they sent it they sent it!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps up and down* Eeee, they sent it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies of happiness*

Don't ya love purple peanut eaters? :D

Rin-Rin
September 20th, 2005, 01:58 PM
SSSSSUUUUUNNNNNLLLLLIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHTTTTT!!!!!

Amy-chan
September 20th, 2005, 02:43 PM
SUUUUUNNNNNNLLIGGGHHTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOOONLIIGGHTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In accordance to the prophecy. ;)

Electric Hero
September 20th, 2005, 03:06 PM
Hello candy... wait... what cha doing with that spoon!? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! oh... you were going to eat dessert...and.... BOO!!!!! scared huh?

Amy-chan
September 20th, 2005, 03:25 PM
Cookie cookie cookie starts with C! No wait, isn't it... M? Bah, never mind. Itsh too complicated for meh. ^^

Kayota
September 20th, 2005, 05:49 PM
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Rin-Rin
September 21st, 2005, 11:53 AM
Feeear the goat! Mwaha! GOAT!

Amy-chan
September 21st, 2005, 06:56 PM
*bleats* Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha. :badsmile:

In accordance WITH the prophecy! I vow to right my wrong, Rinspoon! I VOW! *dies in the line of duty for the great creator*

GodofPH
September 23rd, 2005, 02:29 PM
Hey guys, I just got back from comingsoon.com and I found something that is sure to make a splash in theatres!

Star Wars Episode Negative One: The French Menace

Taking place 30 years before Episode 1, this shows how Emperor Palpatine/Darth Sidious succumbed to the Dark Side. On the planet Parisuant, the republics is being attacked by an army of French-ack Troopers. They are being led by a sinister figure named Napoleon Dynamite. A young boy who's last name is Palpatine is determined to drive back these evil French-ack troops, but he is nearly killed in a battle and is rescued by a mysterious figure named Darth Kerry. Meanwhile, the Jedi team up with Van Helsing to drive back the French-ack's troop of Godzillas attacking the capitol city of Parisuant.

Rhykasho
September 23rd, 2005, 02:33 PM
Ooo, sounds like a great film but it will never beat "THE WELCOME TO TELLITUBBIE LAND MOVIE", rated R for random rubish O.o

Kurono
September 23rd, 2005, 02:38 PM
*Does a spontaneous act of randomness*

GodofPH
September 23rd, 2005, 02:42 PM
I just got more info on Ep -1 from one of my friends, he manged to get ahold of one of the drafts of the script! Heres a scene that takes place toward the end of the movie.

As Darth Kerry and George W. Skywalker have a deadly debate/lightsaber duel atop the Wee-hite Hou-sey Tower, Van Helsing and Napoleon Dynamite have a fight atop a rampaging Godzilla attacking the Republic(an) forces. Napoleon and his num-chucks are sparring with Van Helsing and his gas-propelled arrow launcher.

Napoleon: Give it up dude, your skills are inferior to mine!

Van Helsing: No, you are the one who's inferior.

Napoleon: Your skills are even inferior to my Uncle Kip!

Van Helsing: I am not inferior to Kip..

Van Helsing removes his hat and puts a pair of nerdy glasses on.

Van Helsing: For I am your Father!!!!

Amy-chan
September 23rd, 2005, 03:19 PM
Ooh, I likies that movie! It has inspired me to write my own script!

Darth Vader:*is wearing a Death Eater mask* Luke, come to the Dork Side.

Luke: Never.

Darth Vader:*evil laughter* But of course you will. We have your Harry Potter books hostage.

Luke: NOOOOO!!!!! *jumps off a cliff*

(Darth Vader peels off costume to reveal a cute-looking Pikachu)

Mad Pikachu from Inner Space: Do I get my salary now?

Rhykasho
September 24th, 2005, 01:22 AM
Im going to have buckets for breakfeast today O.o

Amy-chan
September 24th, 2005, 08:37 AM
Buckets? No no no, it's HERShey's FoR BREAkFAsT!

tRuck you.

Alter Ego
September 24th, 2005, 08:38 AM
I hereby declare this the day of the Celestial Goldfish! Bow down heathens!

Rai
September 24th, 2005, 08:42 AM
Woof! Moew! Chirp! Sreeeeeeee! Boom! Click Cluck!!!! Window Washers! gin gin gin gin!
fear the immortal speaker phone!

Amy-chan
September 24th, 2005, 08:45 AM
Move along, people, move along. Nothing to see here. Oh yeah, and don't feed the cannibals.

The end is near.

Phear the duck!!!!!!! Mwahahaha, he will QUACK you all to death!!!!! Nya!!! *dies*

Rai
September 24th, 2005, 08:47 AM
Wow! Look! An angel! Wait a second that's no angel! It's...It's....IT'S PACO THE FLYING DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alter Ego
September 24th, 2005, 08:47 AM
You will silence yourselves infidels and lunatics! Do you not hear the howling?! The L-hounds have come to devour your bones and assimilate your internal organs! It's the end of the world I tell you!

And I specifically asked NOT to have onions! *Throws away pizza*

Smarties-chan
September 24th, 2005, 08:49 AM
Now, now let's not forget about the allmighty dunsparce http://www.serebiiforums.com/images/avatars/349.gifhttp://www.serebiiforums.com/images/avatars/349.gifhttp://www.serebiiforums.com/images/avatars/349.gifhttp://www.serebiiforums.com/images/avatars/349.gifhttp://www.serebiiforums.com/images/avatars/349.gifhttp://www.serebiiforums.com/images/avatars/349.gifhttp://www.serebiiforums.com/images/avatars/349.gifhttp://www.serebiiforums.com/images/avatars/349.gifhttp://www.serebiiforums.com/images/avatars/349.gifhttp://www.serebiiforums.com/images/avatars/349.gifhttp://www.serebiiforums.com/images/avatars/349.gifhttp://www.serebiiforums.com/images/avatars/349.gif dunsparce will one day rule the world!!! Bwahahahaaaaa

Alter Ego
September 24th, 2005, 08:51 AM
Never! What power Dunsparce has is only there out of the grace of the Celestial Goldfish! She is the beginning in the end! She is infinity in essence! She is the light that shall purge your banefull existence from the face of universe! You junkie!

So, who wants some pie? ^__^

Rai
September 24th, 2005, 08:51 AM
Must...eat....flesh.....lamp........exit sign....mmmmm....good....

Amy-chan
September 24th, 2005, 08:52 AM
sharp n.: having a thin manner which indicates that a specified person is a good marksman in pieces.

exile n.: to continue to relate to a philosophy centered around a departure.

dot n.: a small rectangular English translation of twice as great or as many.

Pieced together from actual dictionary definitions, though not necessarily from the said words.

Alter Ego
September 24th, 2005, 08:53 AM
*Chews on a plushie* *Munch* You should lay of em' exit signs Rai. Terribly fatty they are. *Gulp*

Rai
September 24th, 2005, 08:54 AM
Yes.....but so good with gasoline! *pours tons of gasline on exit signs* Yummmmmmmy

Amy-chan
September 24th, 2005, 08:55 AM
My taste prefers acid, actually. *pours on a vat of acid* Nothing is complete without ACID!

Rai
September 24th, 2005, 08:56 AM
*drinks some acid* mmmmmmmmmm oh no!!!! I'm desinagrtaing!!!!!!!!!!! *dies*

Smarties-chan
September 24th, 2005, 08:57 AM
Well it's fine with me aslong as you keep dunsparce out of it http://www.serebiiforums.com/images/avatars/349.gif

Alter Ego
September 24th, 2005, 08:57 AM
*Begins drooling* Mmmm...exit signs with gasoline...yummy...No! I must resist the temptation! And by the purity of my bodily liquids I shall prevail! *Empties a bottle of Ketchup into his throat in one go* Yes. Resisting the temptation I am...like a good boy...they will no longer fear us my beloved turnip *strokes afforementioned vegetable*...but we had to kill them...they were laughing...but no-one will laugh at us anymore my love...no-one...

Amy-chan
September 24th, 2005, 08:58 AM
Yay! Death! The one thing we have to look forward to! *plans to make an appointment with the Grim Reaper* Don't forget the pizza pie!

Wheeen you walk in the park and you're grabbed in the dark that's a moron, that's a moron...

Alter Ego
September 24th, 2005, 09:01 AM
*Singing...sorta'*

Drow, drow, drow...
your boat down the stream...
merrily, merrily...
Lolth is such a scream...

*Waves at pika-mew* Don't forget the anchovies! And remember, when you dine with the devil, take along a looooong spoon!

Amy-chan
September 24th, 2005, 09:03 AM
*pulls out a check list* Long spoon, long spoon... Yeah, I got it! Well, see you guys in the afterlife! *jumps off a cliff* Weee!

Ah, nooo! Curse you, parachute, and all of your kind!

Rai
September 24th, 2005, 09:04 AM
Ohhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhh such a pretty view from up here! You can see the all blood and lifeless corpses with livers removed, eyeballs torn out and their heads swept clean off! A pretty sight indeed!

Alter Ego
September 24th, 2005, 09:05 AM
*Patts pika-mew on the back* Cheer up amigo! See what I've brought! Flamethrowers for everyone! *Pulls out a large stack of Flamethrowers and a rubber ducky*

*Stares at ducky* Long time no see pal! I was wondering where I put ya'! *Ties duck onto his head with a piece of string* There, all safe and clean!

Kurono
September 24th, 2005, 09:06 AM
*Throws eggs around like a psychotic monkey*

MUAHAHAHAHAA! PH33R M3H!!

Amy-chan
September 24th, 2005, 09:08 AM
YAY, FLAMETHROWERZ!!!!!!! *sniffles* This is the best Christmas ever. *hugs Alter Ego in thanks*

DIE, YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!!!! *uses flamethrower on everyone, laughing maniacally* The rutabagas will have their day, you mark my words!

Kurono
September 24th, 2005, 09:09 AM
*Is on fire*

That was cold....actually...its..HOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

Rai
September 24th, 2005, 09:09 AM
don't you love chipmunks!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????
With their purple horns and bright yellow wings! and don't forget their rainbow eyes and 20 feet long tail!

Alter Ego
September 24th, 2005, 09:10 AM
HIIII Cha-cha! *Slaps CharMz so hard on the back that he falls on his face and dropps all of his eggs*

Oblivion calls, doesn't it? I can see the conspiracy mulling through the stormclouds as we speak. The Spinda's are amassing their dark legions. PH33R @_@

Amy-chan
September 24th, 2005, 09:10 AM
You left out the scales, second head, hidden jetpacks, and green spikes. *goes chipmunk hunting*

Rai
September 24th, 2005, 09:13 AM
oh no! The firebreathing teddy bear has come to destroy us all! *jumps into front of crate of apples* I will protect you my darlings!

Alter Ego
September 24th, 2005, 09:13 AM
*Singing again, sort of...*

Chipmunks aren't as cute
as everyone supposes
they've got em' twitchy chipmunk ears
and runny little noses!

Lucky I brought my rhino! *Beams at rhino*

Rai
September 24th, 2005, 09:15 AM
well I brought my polka dotted hippo!!! beat that!! Mwhahahahahahahahahahhahahaha!

Amy-chan
September 24th, 2005, 09:15 AM
NO!!! So long, Corduroy! You've met your match! *throws teddy bear into shredder* That's more like it.

Q:Oh, what would you do for a klondike bar?
A:Anything that involves torture, insanity, and spontaneous acts of randomness. Boo ya!

Hinoshi-chan
September 24th, 2005, 09:17 AM
Yogi bear pwns u all mwhahahahahahaha
...
..
flamingos

Alter Ego
September 24th, 2005, 09:17 AM
Hah! Got something to beat ya right here amigo! *Pulls out his winged, demonic bonsai-kitten*

Rai
September 24th, 2005, 09:17 AM
Here! Have a bagel! *shoves into mouth*
bagels with make you big and strong like that tiny little bug over there!

Alter Ego
September 24th, 2005, 09:19 AM
*Munch* Yay! Here, have a plushie. *Shoves plushie into Rai's mouth* Plushies are nutritious and taste great with green mustard. XD

Flamingoes indeed! XD XD XD

Amy-chan
September 24th, 2005, 09:19 AM
*squashes the said bug* Muahahaha, I am EVIL(every villain is lemons)!

D'we have to wear pickle jars?

Rai
September 24th, 2005, 09:20 AM
pickle jars.......*puts one on head* They are the newest trend!! fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Alter Ego
September 24th, 2005, 09:20 AM
Nah, not if you have the squeaky clean towel of extreme randomness! XD

Rai
September 24th, 2005, 09:22 AM
*gasp* You stole my towels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! give em back NOW!!!!!!
*bites your head off*

Amy-chan
September 24th, 2005, 09:22 AM
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I forgot who wrote this, but credit goes to whoever it was:
There's a monkey in my pocket and he's stealing all my change
His look is blank and glossy; I suspect that he's deranged.

MONKEYS PWN!!!! *dies*

Alter Ego
September 24th, 2005, 09:26 AM
Mmm, thanks Rai. That dang lump was always in the way. *Sticks his rubber ducky on the spot of his head*

Oh, and the quote thingie is from a game of the Monkey Island series I think. ^^

Gah! I'm making sense! Vade Retro Lexica! >_> >_> >_> POSSETS! THAT'S RIGHT YOU HEARD ME POSSETS! DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME TWENTY YOU MAGGOTS!

Shawaazu
September 24th, 2005, 09:27 AM
*gives Alter Ego 20 maggots* You said give you twenty. There you go!

Rai
September 24th, 2005, 09:28 AM
Monkies? Monkies?! MONKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????
Monkies are EVIL! They will drown you in...the acrused river!!!!!!!! That is 1235364335735734567356385737538 million miles from here!!!!!

Amy-chan
September 24th, 2005, 09:29 AM
Skippy likies potatoes! He went to the land of Fizzy Soft Drinks but Fizzy Dizzy the alien fox had already taken over that planet so Skippy jumped off the desk and was never seen again.

Crazy?

I was crazy once. They locked me up in a padded room. I liked it there. I died there.They gave me a coffin with three flowers growing in it. Two grew up, one grew down. It tickled my nose. It made me crazy.

Crazy?

I was crazy once...

Alter Ego
September 24th, 2005, 09:30 AM
Thank you kindly sir or madam! *Gobbles up maggots* Mmm...fresh as morning dew! XD

Alright! One-two-three! Move those hips! Work those abbs! Stretch those arms! Come on...all the way around! Cha-cha-cha! DO T3H MONKEY! 111oneoneone!

Amy-chan
September 24th, 2005, 09:31 AM
Never underestimate the power of origami!

Here's a llama there's a llama and another little llama
Fuzzy llama, funny llama llama llama duck.

Rai
September 24th, 2005, 09:33 AM
I once was a tree house. I lived in cake. But I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake.

Amy-chan
September 24th, 2005, 09:34 AM
I was only three years dead, but it told a tale
And now listen, little child, to the safety rail.

That song ROCKS!

Rai
September 24th, 2005, 09:35 AM
Yes! It does rock!

Have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on a llama.

Amy-chan
September 24th, 2005, 09:36 AM
Llama's llama, tastes of llama, llama llama duck.

Alter Ego
September 24th, 2005, 09:36 AM
No, I'm fine thank you. Already had a cup of sugar this morning.

Now, who wants to censor bypass?

Amy-chan
September 24th, 2005, 09:38 AM
I do!!!!!!!!!!! *stabs censor with a rusty knife*

Half a llama, twice the llama, not a llama, farmer llama

Alter Ego
September 24th, 2005, 09:39 AM
Yes! Lama! Lalalalala! Lalai-lama! Laaaaamaaa! IIII've got no laaamaaa!

Amy-chan
September 24th, 2005, 09:40 AM
Llama in a car alarm a llama llama duck.

Rai
September 24th, 2005, 07:07 PM
Is it how it's told now, is it oh so old,
is it made of lemon juice, doorknob, ankle, cold

Rhykasho
September 25th, 2005, 12:47 AM
Llama in a car alarm a llama llama duck.

Sort of like a pea is a pea then O_o

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 05:20 AM
Ice Cubes are falling from the sky! Yes! Now our soft drinks will never be warm again!

Alter Ego
September 25th, 2005, 06:12 AM
Praise the goldfish! This was foretold! The prophecy has come true!

*Gasp*

But this means that the other prophecy will come true as well. O_O Despair mortals! For the night of a thousand Spindas is descending upon your heads! Make peace with your demons before you are sent to meet them! @_@

Oh, and does anyone else want to order takeaway chinese today? ^^

Linoone
September 25th, 2005, 06:38 AM
Let's garther 'round and put some spiral eyes and faint!!!!!!*faints*

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 08:02 AM
Bonsai! Bonsai! We must lay seeds upon teh haunted bathroom sink! BONSAI!

Linoone
September 25th, 2005, 08:12 AM
I'm gonna eat your children!grrrrrrr!*faints*WTF O . O? *faints again*

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 08:13 AM
NO!!! NOT MY CHILDREN! Not Timmy,Tommy, Tammy and Pepe! There's TOO young to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *commits suicide!

Linoone
September 25th, 2005, 08:15 AM
no!, not that children!, its doctor yes' children, thay're evil, they must...*faints*

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 08:16 AM
oh! Those children! *pulls out chain saw! Yes! They must die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *collapses*

Linoone
September 25th, 2005, 08:17 AM
There goes a brave man, died for his country and...^yaddayaddayadda...lets go rent some hookers^^*faints*

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 08:21 AM
*gasp* DON'T you love blender?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!
He's so COOL! I mean to be able to make a peanut butter and jelly while skydiving under water?!!??!!?? *explodes*

Linoone
September 25th, 2005, 08:23 AM
Denver?, yeah, my family lives 5 meters under a football stadium!, we get chipz!!!!FREEE CHIPZ!!!!*faints*

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 08:25 AM
I have a pet oschard! I like's to eat people's hair! No wonder I'm bald! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Linoone
September 25th, 2005, 08:27 AM
join the club!, lets make chipz with bald heads, it'll get into a mess*faints?, mommy?*

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 08:29 AM
Mommy? Mommy? Where are you?!?!?!? That's right Mommy went on a business trip to Madagascar in a hot air ballon and never came back!!!! *drowns in tears*

Linoone
September 25th, 2005, 08:31 AM
WHERE in the ing world is Carmen San ****'o?, in my house, of course!!!*faints*

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 08:33 AM
Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Jumping on people's heads is a good way to cause others pain! *jumps on your head*

Linoone
September 25th, 2005, 08:35 AM
French fries, and the french fried O.o? *faints*

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 08:53 AM
The word train rhymes with......................................train and that rhymes with....................train

Linoone
September 25th, 2005, 08:55 AM
ratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*faints*

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 09:00 AM
Da na da na na da na na na Batman!
Da na da na na da na na na Batman!
Da na da na na da na na na Scooby-Doo!!!

Linoone
September 25th, 2005, 09:01 AM
is that you sir?, I thought you were dead!*faints*

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 09:03 AM
I love to lick envelope seals! They taste so good! oh! A Jacuzzi! *jumps in*

Linoone
September 25th, 2005, 09:07 AM
waiter!, waiter!, ***** please!*faints*

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 09:09 AM
*looks at menu* I'll get the spider legs, the giraffe neck...hmm.....platypus guts, and.......unraw sushi...that is all

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 09:15 AM
*flags down a waiter* I'd like a caesar salad with extra caesar, but no salad, please. Also a soup with flies in it.

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 09:18 AM
Wow! This the best fast food place ever! It's officailly cannibals r us is my new favorite place to eat.

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 09:21 AM
Remember not to feed the cannibals.

I'd like a nasty patty with fries, please. Can you also slip poison into my drink, or will I have to pay extra? Oh well, I'll do it myself! *poisons her parsley soda with evil cheese* Hot pockets.

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 09:24 AM
Waiter?! Can I have some salt? Thank you! *pours salt in water, cheese, cake a bucket, the waiters head, and in mouth* Salt is so good for you!

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 09:27 AM
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, a nasty patty on my table, and poison in my drink!

Wait, I asked for all of that. XD

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 09:29 AM
*steals nasty patty and pours salt on it and eats it* Yum! Now that was the healthiest thing you can eat!

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 09:31 AM
No, you forgot one teensy little thing!

*pours a crane-load of sugar onto Rai's head* Now THAT'S healthy!

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 09:34 AM
*mixes all the sugar with salt and gummy worms* Yum! I going to live forev-*keels over*

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 09:37 AM
No, you'll only live forever if you drink the Elixer of Life, which can only be made from Sorceror's Stone!

*grinds up the first volume of the Harry Potter series in a cauldron* There ya go.

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 09:40 AM
*drinks elixer* that's yummy.....GAH!!!!! What's happening to me?!?!?!? *turns into mutabt rabbit/elephant/monkey/parrot* SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Must eat.......piano keys! *flies away*

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 09:41 AM
NOO! Rai has gone to the Dork Side of MILK AND COOKIES!!!!!!! *sobs* Why must life be so cruel, WHY?????

*explodes*

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 09:43 AM
*eats piano keys* SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! That's gooooooooooooooood! *eats honey* mmmmmmm...........healthyness...........uh oh.....Bees! *dies*

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 09:45 AM
Eeeks! Bees! And Cs! *attacked by a swarm of rabid letters and sheet music*

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 09:48 AM
*set letters and sheets on fire* Yay! I did-Opps! Looks like I set pika-mew on fire too!

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 09:50 AM
*looks at herself* Oh yeah, I am on fire. Cool.

*douses fire with acid* Wait a minute...

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 09:51 AM
*pours gasoline on pika-mew's head* That should stop i-Oh uh! *looks at pika-mew whose a pile of ash* o_0

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 09:53 AM
Yay, I'm a pile of ash! ^^ *joins the 'piles of ash for randomness' guild*

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 09:54 AM
I wanna join that guild to! *drives a ambulance into a tree* Yay! Now I can be in that guild too! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kurono
September 25th, 2005, 09:58 AM
*Spams*
*Spam cop comes from nowhere*
OH NO!! YOU SPAMMED!! DIE YOU FOOL!!! XD

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 09:59 AM
Hey, I have gone back to school! Here are some questions from random tests of different subjects, and my answers!

Q: Why am I here(on Earth)?
A: Because Mars was too crowded.

Q: How old is Tutankhamen?
A: Dead.

Q: Where is Europe?
A: Far, far away.

Yay crummy answers! *falls into a vortex of space and time*

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 10:01 AM
What? I got a 17 and 1/2 on the test?!?!? But there was only one question! and I got it right! You evil Teacher! *takes out machine gun*

Kurono
September 25th, 2005, 10:03 AM
*Robs closest convenience store then gets arrested by wild rabbit*

CURSE YOU TRIX RABBIT!!!!

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 10:05 AM
Rabbit! Closet convenience stores are for armidilos!

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 10:07 AM
SILLY RABBIT, TRIX ARE FOR CORPSES AND INFERIOR ALIEN LADYBUGS!!!!!! *tosses toilet paper rolls at the Triz Rabbit*

Linoone
September 25th, 2005, 10:10 AM
the killer song I love, and bahblah*faints*

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 10:10 AM
I'm allergic to toilet paper! Must get a way before *explodes*

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 10:12 AM
NOOO! Rai! RAI, SPEAK TO ME!!!!!!!?!!Qwithoutu1111K!

*scene turns to slow motion action-type runaway scene as everyone dashes away from the toilet paper explosion*

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 10:14 AM
pika...pika-mew.....take this cheese fondue.......it belonged to my nonexsistant uncle *passes out*

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 10:17 AM
NOOOO!!! RAI!!!! WHYYYYYYYY?????????!!!!! *breaks into hysterical sobs, cursing the laws of physics and all their dead friends*

Super_Lawliet
September 25th, 2005, 10:17 AM
Uhm...do I get a pwesent toooooo?

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 10:18 AM
Only if you stand on your head for three hours, spin around, and advertise for Chuckeecheese.

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 10:19 AM
*kangaroo's come from out of nowhere*
Huh? What? I'm alive? Huh? stupid kangaroo! I'm not your child! *throws up*

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 10:21 AM
What? It's not my fault I'm dead! So what if I killed Kenny? *disappears behind a book called Frodo Potter and the Chamber of the Ring*

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 10:26 AM
ooooo.......Sam take out your light saber and blast those orcs who work for Voldemort!

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 10:29 AM
Okay! And then we'll set up something with Gandalf and Dumbledore.

Don't you love the purple clouds? Me too. Especially when they're pink.

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 10:31 AM
Yes...I espeacially love them when they appear in the mess hall...sparkly...

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 10:32 AM
DON'T FOLLOW THE LIIIIGHT!!!!!!! *starts chanting MDK and Redrum to anyone who walks past*

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 10:34 AM
but...but...but the light is so...ugly...must follow....light....chickens..

Kurono
September 25th, 2005, 10:36 AM
*Stabs chicken*
I KNEW YOU HAD MY DOLLAR!!

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 10:36 AM
Fish: Help me! I'm drowning!

We all live in a yellow submarine...

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 10:41 AM
in the town where I was born lived a man who sale to sea and of his life in the land of submarines...

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 10:43 AM
Vivo en amarillo I-don't-know-the-spanish-word-for-submarine.
I-don't-know-the-spanish-word-for-submarine.
I-don't-know-the-spanish-word-for-submarine.

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 10:46 AM
Hola Amiga! Como estes? Muy Bien! Yo soy Micheal Jackson!

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 10:53 AM
*gasps* ?De veras? Como gafas, senor.

I think that translates to 'Really? I like eyeglasses, sir'. XD

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 10:56 AM
Oh yes! I like my glasses too! espeacially all the feathers....

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 10:57 AM
Me too. I think feathers suit you. And those things called frames. And cheese. I like cheese.

Kurono
September 25th, 2005, 11:02 AM
If you eat skulls and like to poop on birds say I.

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 11:04 AM
Uh... uh... *sweatdrop* I cannot say I, so... eheheh.... how about K? *nervous laugh* No really, I can only say K... *set upon by vicious drooling I toys*

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 11:09 AM
evil will prevail cause good is dumb...and toaster with their burnt toast will rain cocnuts upon us...

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 11:12 AM
Coconuts and rice with ketchup... which everyone thinks is gross... but I'LL SHOW THEM!!!!! *lightning flashes as thunder booms*

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 11:15 AM
*GASP* I love lightning! I ABSOLUTELY love it! *climbs up metal pole and gets hit by lightning* Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 11:17 AM
*pole falls down upon* Yay! Now EVERYONE is happy! *throws things at a bystander because it's fun*

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 11:19 AM
Come....my children....I will show you.....the ultimate way to train yourself.....watch closely....*eats pencil*

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 11:21 AM
*tries to swallow pencil and chokes on it* As my last wish*cough splutter* I wish you to have my Gamecube and the mutant dust bunnies I've been breeding under my bed. Remember me by them! *dies*

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 11:26 AM
Don't worry pika-mew...I shall takes care of your mutant dust bunnies....but first....*does the can can*

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 11:27 AM
The candy can can! *dances through the streets*

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 11:32 AM
*runs through streets! Yay! This fun! Fwe-*gets hit by monster truck*

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 11:34 AM
*only gets hit by a small toy truck* Lucky.

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 11:37 AM
Did you know Salami's live in the ocean? They are button feeders.....the like eating pepperonis.....and bolangis

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 11:40 AM
And potato salad. Mustn't forget potato salad. *turns into an abnormally large crow* Scree!

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 11:42 AM
Do you know the muffin man? Teh muffin man? Thee muffin man? Yes I know Mr. muffin man he lives in a tree!

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 11:43 AM
Happy birthday to me! I am a monkey! I look like a hippo and I smell like the sea.

And maaaany more....

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 11:46 AM
Happy Birth day to myself! Happy Birthday to my elf! Happy Birthday to link......HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GEORGE!

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 11:53 AM
*sdrawkcab gnihtyreve etirw ot sah dna suriv a sah* !uoy ot yadhtrib yppaH

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 11:54 AM
The genger ale is stale.......because it is........

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 11:58 AM
.... a pale pail that came in the mail!

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 12:01 PM
Mail time! Mail time! MAIL TIME! Here's the mail, it never fails, it makes me want wag my tail! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL!

Amy-chan
September 25th, 2005, 12:02 PM
Zulafu and his giant owl will rule us all!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

And also ha.

Rai
September 25th, 2005, 12:05 PM
*gasp* Snowy?!?!?!? my long lost owl? when did turn evil?!?!? and when did you become so fat?

Rin-Rin
September 25th, 2005, 12:19 PM
I'm an albino black rhinosaurus-rex of the middle eastern poppy seeds. Would you like a tastay lollaypop, young man?

Kurono
September 25th, 2005, 12:21 PM
Hey! That's my waffle! *Throws a monkey*

Rin-Rin
September 25th, 2005, 12:26 PM
Lollaypops are like cheekin far day soul, mah mahn. Lollaypops are dey pwnage. I sooport dey lollaypops and so shall all of mah friends, mahn. MOO!

Rai
September 26th, 2005, 11:36 AM
With these hair clips I shall torture all you insignifigant fools!

Amy-chan
September 26th, 2005, 02:42 PM
haqhahfdjsiohdgnczxhbk *tosses purple peanut eaters at fifteen green umbrella mice at the bus stop* Take that!

Rai
September 26th, 2005, 05:54 PM
La cockarocha! La cockarocha! Amchatlota blah blah blah
La cockarocha! La cockarocha! muy bien blah blah blah

Kinzu_kiwi
September 26th, 2005, 05:58 PM
EVIL!!! EVIL!!!! Ni hi hi hi hi hi!!!!!

love me, loathe me, give me a coo-kie.

Rai
September 26th, 2005, 06:00 PM
here's yo cookie! *cookie turns into fungus* Enjoy!^^

Linoone
September 26th, 2005, 06:11 PM
activate pie beamz now!, admiral!, I admire your pie zkillz!!!*faints*

Rai
September 26th, 2005, 06:11 PM
oh no....teh killer turnips have arrived at last....

Linoone
September 26th, 2005, 06:15 PM
killer tulips??? ltes go kill some!!! I'll take the big guns!!*faints*

Rai
September 26th, 2005, 06:16 PM
*gasp* don't kill them.....the turnips are my friends....

Linoone
September 26th, 2005, 06:32 PM
*gasp* don't kill them.....the turnips are my friends....
what?, turnips? what?, GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!*faints*

Rai
September 26th, 2005, 06:34 PM
But your office is so pwetty! *jumps on to desk* You can't make me leave!

Linoone
September 26th, 2005, 06:37 PM
Yes I can!, oh Micheael!, here's someone who wants to be "thrilled"!!*faints*

Rai
September 26th, 2005, 06:38 PM
WHAT?!? Get away you lunatic! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *jumps off cliff*

Jeremy
September 26th, 2005, 06:40 PM
COOKIES?! WHERE?! *Runs with talking ice cream sweeties!*

Linoone
September 26th, 2005, 06:41 PM
Michael always gets the job done, too bad I have to kill him so he can't touch me*kills and faints*

Jeremy
September 26th, 2005, 06:58 PM
PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!


Sweeties!! X3

Rai
September 26th, 2005, 07:06 PM
chocolate covered sushi! YUM!!!!!!!! *eats sushi in one bite*

Agent9
September 26th, 2005, 07:11 PM
Monkey's taste like Banana's! Why? Because they eat bananas!

Rai
September 27th, 2005, 11:18 AM
Brrrrrrr! It's cold in here! *puts air conditioner on -2* ahhhhh much better

Skeleton Escaflownae
September 27th, 2005, 07:06 PM
*eating some grapefruit* eew its gross eeeeew hey halo2! eeeeeew i cant eat any more! hey darkwatch! eeeew i hate grapefruit hey got any more grapefruit?

Akio123
September 27th, 2005, 07:17 PM
I LIKE TO DANCE!! *dances in a ballet fashion*

Rai
September 27th, 2005, 07:23 PM
Goats! Yes..that's right....goats! They will eat your toenails!

Akio123
September 27th, 2005, 07:35 PM
I like Cereal. I like Potatoes. I LIKE CEREALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...

Rai
September 28th, 2005, 02:40 AM
Ring ring ring ring ring Banana Phone!
Ring ring ring ring ring Banana phoooooooooooooone!

Smarties-chan
September 28th, 2005, 04:21 AM
Hey that's my friend's line! Well anyway I'll join in. Ring ring ring ring banana phone ring ring ring ring banana phone!

Rai
September 28th, 2005, 11:55 AM
oh no! The inch worms are back to take over my house!

Amy-chan
September 28th, 2005, 03:44 PM
Not the inch worms again? Ug, this must be the evil work of my half-sister twice removed to the third power. *eats inch worms* Mmm. Even better than maggots!

Rai
September 28th, 2005, 03:46 PM
ahhhhh...but the best thing to eat is.....grilled cockroaches!!! *eats one* yuuuuumm

Skeleton Escaflownae
September 28th, 2005, 03:48 PM
hey your funny i like cake! never try mashpotatoes with chocolate sauce! bannana!monkey!!

Amy-chan
September 28th, 2005, 03:48 PM
No no no, you've got it all wrong. Grilled cockroaches with pickles are the yummiest. Oh, and the centipedes with cheese.

Rai
September 28th, 2005, 03:50 PM
and who can forget Teri Oki Caterpillars<3

Amy-chan
September 28th, 2005, 03:53 PM
Right, who can forget them? Oh yeah, da evil ekans-snake. Corn.

Skeleton Escaflownae
September 28th, 2005, 03:53 PM
if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? red! blue yellow hi!!

Rai
September 28th, 2005, 03:56 PM
Rai:*answers phone* hello? hello? any one there? HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!

creepy voice: 7 seconds....

Rai: Isn't 7 day-*abruptly dies*

Amy-chan
September 28th, 2005, 03:57 PM
It only makes a sound if the Holy Cow stands upon a red tower at exactly 3:00 midnight Inner Space time.

*does the pikachu dance*

Rai
September 28th, 2005, 04:00 PM
......and once the ceremony is done......teh everlasting goobstoppers will rise again!

Skeleton Escaflownae
September 28th, 2005, 04:04 PM
or is it?
monkies doing the cha-cha
pickles eating bannanas

Amy-chan
September 28th, 2005, 04:04 PM
Yes. And once the stixky peanut butter cup killers unite with them, there is no stopping the kittycats!!!! *inserts random numbers*

Rai
September 28th, 2005, 04:06 PM
but the kittycats conspricy...will fall apart once they all grow wings....

Skeleton Escaflownae
September 28th, 2005, 04:09 PM
la la la i cant hear you
bannanas!! :D

Amy-chan
September 28th, 2005, 04:12 PM
Not bananas, you fool! Bnanas, their distant cousins! *goes to the tropics to search for bnanas and the Caribbean Loch Ness Monster*

Rai
September 28th, 2005, 04:14 PM
I wants to hunt for Nessy! *takes out bagpipe and plays it* What? it's beautiful music.

Amy-chan
September 28th, 2005, 04:18 PM
Yeah. Just like Squidward's clarinet is beautiful music.

*vets rush to the scene* There seem to have been different reports about hearing a dying animal in this area...

Rai
September 28th, 2005, 04:19 PM
and there have been reports of *gulps* FLOATING SHOPPING LIST! O_O

Amy-chan
September 28th, 2005, 04:24 PM
What? *insulted* I am not a shopping lisst! I am the ghost of Jitty mitty von geizenhower! *lightning strikes as a wolf howls in the distance*

Dragon-Chan
September 28th, 2005, 05:06 PM
98rhktq3yn94o 983q 09 34kdmfywbvucuoiQNWUCOIRPUPCO23Q!!!!

Skeleton Escaflownae
September 28th, 2005, 05:26 PM
its the end of the world as we know it and i feel fine. i want teh monkies !!!1! monkies goldfish flanders scooby doo cheese-its its the end of the world as we know it its the end of the world as we know it and i feel fine. bannanas + pickles
= pannanas or bickles

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
September 28th, 2005, 05:32 PM
*starts to do the monkey* What...? I feel like doing something I'm gonna regret...

Akio123
September 28th, 2005, 05:41 PM
Time for the para para! *dances like a monkey*

Drifblim
September 28th, 2005, 05:43 PM
[Rolls eyes contemptuously at everyone within the room.]

Rai
September 28th, 2005, 05:45 PM
What? *insulted* I am not a shopping lisst! I am the ghost of Jitty mitty von geizenhower! *lightning strikes as a wolf howls in the distance*
*gasp* I am sorry brother.....I never returned your beloved hat...you ARE #1........5262

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
September 28th, 2005, 05:49 PM
*arms get tired* Must not stop...or pandas will...adopt me! Wait...abduct...No, adopt!

Rai
September 28th, 2005, 06:00 PM
please....save....me...from.....the.....notebooks.....*dead silence*

Utter Disaster
September 28th, 2005, 07:23 PM
(Is eating Hostess Twinkies)

Mmmm....the creamy filling is so delightful..heh heh..

Rai
September 28th, 2005, 07:29 PM
Look! It's Fred! The 50 foot tall mosquito!!!! *gives him high five*

Rin-Rin
September 29th, 2005, 04:47 AM
*lends Fred her left arm*

Linoone
September 29th, 2005, 05:08 AM
whatever you do, don't eat the shrimp!, repeat, do not keep contact with the shimp!!

Alter Ego
September 29th, 2005, 05:23 AM
*Whispers to shrimp* Abort mission. Repeat, abort mission, that two-foot hamster is onto us. *Glares suspiciously at Mostachon* The envelope is closed. Repeat, the envelope is closed.

*Performs a complicated handsign and then starts whistling the 'Little Teapot Song' backwards*

Linoone
September 29th, 2005, 05:25 AM
eliminating target.........mission failed, come back and try again IDIOT!*faints*

Alter Ego
September 29th, 2005, 05:30 AM
Like, what-ever. I am SO not interested in this anymore. Henceforth, I shall be known as the one, true inventor of the revolutionary creation known as the dorknob! Fear me! KEKEKEKEKEKEEEE! Possets! @_@ X_X O_O

Like that, only bigger. :paranoid:

The Spinda's are coming. They are coming for yyyyooouuu! >=-D

Rai
September 29th, 2005, 01:06 PM
Mr.Muffins! I asked you 3 weeks ago to eat that hot dog.....

Amy-chan
September 29th, 2005, 02:37 PM
NO!!! Not Mr. Dog! He ish the Hot one!!! Why must the good die hot? WHY????

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
September 29th, 2005, 02:44 PM
*gets carried away by pandas* Nooooooo! Not yet! Please, not yet!

Linoone
September 29th, 2005, 02:47 PM
lets play the happy box game you're happy and I'm box*faints*

Skeleton Escaflownae
September 29th, 2005, 02:49 PM
potatoes swimming in toilets!!!
"is this a electric fence?" i say, "no" he says. " what about this fence?" i say, *gets sapped* "yah that's a electric fence" he says. :dead:
pickles!!!!!!!!!
green

Linoone
September 29th, 2005, 02:52 PM
welcome to the security department of the secure security service, we remind you that you must use the secure security equipment at all times, have a secure day!

Rai
September 29th, 2005, 05:15 PM
*gasp so hard that she starts to choke on air*

Amy-chan
September 29th, 2005, 07:38 PM
Curse you, air. And all your carbonated children.

Rai, your village called. Their idiot is missing. Weird, my village is missing theirs too...

Rai
September 29th, 2005, 07:40 PM
Oh no....I have 1524362734627 million lions.....what should I do with them?

Amy-chan
September 29th, 2005, 07:45 PM
Toss them in a pit, starve them for four days, and put up a cheap cardboard sign next to the pit that says 'free deaths to good homes'. Then jump in. I'll come with.

Rai
September 29th, 2005, 07:47 PM
*jumps in pit* Hello my lions! wait....where's Leo? NOOOOOO! *explodes*

Amy-chan
September 29th, 2005, 07:59 PM
Noooo! Leo and Simba are missing? LEOOOO!!!!! SIMBAAAA!!!! WHERE ARE YOU??? *walks right into a lion's mouth* Are you in here?

It's Dark in Here
I am writing these poems
From inside a lion,
And it's rather dark in here.
So please excues the handwriting
Which may not be too clear.
But this afternoon by the lion's pit
I'm afraid I got too near.
And I'm writing these lines
From inside a lion,
And it's rather dark in here.
Kudos~Shel Silverstein, and his giving tree of doom.

Rai
September 29th, 2005, 08:01 PM
Yes the givng tree will give you.....a headache so big your head will fall off! O_O

Amy-chan
September 29th, 2005, 08:05 PM
Yes! So then we can be decapitated! Cool, I've always wondered what that'd be like. *grabs an 'experimental' knife from the kitchen*

Rai
September 29th, 2005, 08:06 PM
don't do it! if you do...you can never eat olive oil again!

Amy-chan
September 30th, 2005, 02:33 PM
What???? NOOO!!! I CANNOT LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT OLIVE OIL!!!!!!!!!!! *gasps for air* Need... olive oil... *dumps bucket of olive oil on herself* And that was my good bucket too.