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Rai
September 30th, 2005, 02:35 PM
that wasn't your bucket....is was teh grim reepers! NO! Now we shall all perish.....

Amy-chan
September 30th, 2005, 02:43 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Not the grim reaper! He is the lord of the pants! *bows down before him* Here is the macaroni and cheese you requested, master. I will never steal your magic bucket again. *kisses... wherever his feet are. O.o*

Rai
September 30th, 2005, 02:44 PM
Achooo! oh no....looks like I have fallen ill cause of rotten shrimp I purposely ate

Amy-chan
September 30th, 2005, 02:48 PM
*gasps* Not da rotten shrimp! You fool! Your vomit will kill us all! *flees the country*

Nintendo freak
September 30th, 2005, 02:50 PM
Oh no! Booger-monkeys from Pluto are invading! They want to destroy all the olive oil! *throws a piece of exploding bacon at the booger-monkeys* *bacon lands on Pika-mew's head* Oopsie. *runs while bacon results in a nuclear explosion*

Rai
September 30th, 2005, 02:50 PM
I don't wanna die! I know! I will go to Canada! No one will ever exsept I killed I mean Canadians are so nice!

Amy-chan
September 30th, 2005, 02:59 PM
Eek! Sure, Canadians are nice, but the bacon is EVIL!!!!!! *throws bacon back at Nintendo Freak* How dare you.

Rai
September 30th, 2005, 03:01 PM
Bacon lives in the sea! With all his pepperoni, sausge, and salomi friends.

Nintendo freak
September 30th, 2005, 03:02 PM
Mmm.... baco- *dies in a nuclear explosion*

Amy-chan
September 30th, 2005, 03:04 PM
Me no likies cafeteria pepperoni. Cafeteria pepperoni color of peanut butter. Cafeteria pepperonia tastes like bad. Me thinkies cafeteria pepperoni yucky. *blows up due to third-person related disease*

Rai
September 30th, 2005, 03:06 PM
You have that dicease too? Rai has a very bad case. She talks in third person consantly. Poor Rai. She is such a significant moran. *tear tear*

Amy-chan
September 30th, 2005, 03:09 PM
Pika-mew agrees. But Piki is confusing third-person with someting else. 'Tis all the same in her nonexistant brain. *looks at pika-mew sadly*

Rai
September 30th, 2005, 03:11 PM
Awwwww....poor pika-mew.....Rai has pity for her...Rai knows that feeling....

Amy-chan
September 30th, 2005, 03:20 PM
Yeah, poor Pika-mew. *pats her on the back* There, there, Piki. It's alright that you have a brain the size of a walnut.

Pika-mew: Corn.

Rai
September 30th, 2005, 03:22 PM
awww Rai like corn too. She loves to eat with butter. even though Rai is allergic to butter. She's a lunatic that eats it anyway.

Amy-chan
September 30th, 2005, 03:30 PM
*shovels butter into mouth* Pika-mew is a lunatic too! Bwahahaha!

One time, Pika-mew found a card on the ground. On front, said, 'The Idiot Card. If you'd like to know how to keep an idiot busy for hours, turn this card over.' On back, said, 'The Idiot Card. If you'd like to know how to keep an idiot busy for hours, turn this card over.'

And Pika-mew STILL doesn't know how to keep an idiot busy for hours! *brain explodes*

Rai
September 30th, 2005, 03:33 PM
Wow. Rai now is scared of pika-mew. One time Rai ate a crayon. She said it tasted like calamari. Whatever that is.

Amy-chan
September 30th, 2005, 03:37 PM
*confused* But Pika-mew was shoveling butter into PIKA-MEW'S mouth, not... Ah, whatever. Yesy, Pika-mew likes the taste of crayon too. Tastes like calamari. Her dog likes to eat crayons also. And ants. And string. And lizards.

And cookies.

Rai
September 30th, 2005, 03:39 PM
Rai's dogs like to eat steals her bread. Rai can not live without bread. Carbohydrates are what keep her a live.

Amy-chan
September 30th, 2005, 03:43 PM
Pika-mew is an evil panda. Pika-mew heads the llama army. Pika-mew likes fudge, corn, potatoes, eggs, and corn. Oh, and also corn. And did she mention corn?

Rai
September 30th, 2005, 03:46 PM
Rai likes clocks. Admire the clocks. They keep gravity and space from spining out of control. Isn't that right Rai?

Rai: *nod*

Amy-chan
September 30th, 2005, 03:48 PM
Pika-mew likes clocks too. Pika-mew has a dog named Tock. This dog likes tollbooths and is made from a clock. He smells like cheese. It brings back good memories to Pika-mew. Don't you agree, Pika-mew?

Pika-mew:.... *stuffs floppy disk into mouth*

Rai
September 30th, 2005, 03:55 PM
Rai's computer likes to eat floppy disks too. Except for purplr ones. He spits those out at poor poor Rai. *gives her hug*

Amy-chan
September 30th, 2005, 04:01 PM
Yes. Tokyo Pika-mewmew feels sorry for her. Poor, poor, toaster. It'll be alright. *hugs the toaster*

Rai
September 30th, 2005, 04:04 PM
Rai enjoys tokyo mew mew. Ichigo is her homie/rival.

Amy-chan
September 30th, 2005, 04:08 PM
Homierivalhomierivalhomierivalhomierivalhomierivalhomierival... *cannot stop typing*

Rai
September 30th, 2005, 04:14 PM
oh no! your fingers are under the control of.....HER *shivers*

Amy-chan
September 30th, 2005, 04:16 PM
Noo! I have been possessed by the evil doctor...uh...evil. Yeah. And HER.

Rai
September 30th, 2005, 04:20 PM
Possesed by 2 demons. You must learn to do Occlumency

Amy-chan
September 30th, 2005, 04:25 PM
Someday I will. That is, if Jirachi doesn't cart me off to New Zealand to marry Microwave first. Stupid microwave. He is in hiding for something he didn't do of his own free will, and Hedwig was framed. I hate Mr. Microwave. Grr...

Rai
September 30th, 2005, 04:28 PM
That's right. Microwave betrayed the person who trusted him.....

Amy-chan
September 30th, 2005, 04:31 PM
I know. And we all thought he was on our side. I HATE him...

Rai
September 30th, 2005, 04:33 PM
Yes. and yet I can not forget when he....looked so sad in that scuba diving suit.

Amy-chan
September 30th, 2005, 04:35 PM
*breaks into fit of laughter as she imagines Microwave in a scuba diving suit* Thankies, Rai. You can always make me feel better. *hugs and falls off her chair*

Rai
September 30th, 2005, 04:37 PM
You where feeling Sad? How come? Tell me or I will devour you. *smiles so big it's creepy*

Amy-chan
September 30th, 2005, 04:39 PM
Er... BECAUSE THE EBIL FIG STOLE MY COOKIE!!!

*breathes a sigh of relief* Glad that's off my chest. Wait a minute... *finds comment clinging to her chest* Get it off get it off! *shakes it off*

Rai
September 30th, 2005, 04:42 PM
*smacks comment with socks* that should make it stop...until the next time you take a bath.....

Amy-chan
September 30th, 2005, 04:43 PM
Thank god. I won't be attacked by killer comments for another year or so. But wait...

THERE'S ONE NOW! *there's one now attempts to strangle Pika-mew*

Rai
September 30th, 2005, 04:48 PM
oh no! *attacks comment with hair ties* BE GONE! Your lies will not effect us! LIES! *has a cow*

Amy-chan
September 30th, 2005, 04:50 PM
Yay, a cow! We won't be bored after all! *tips cow over*

Rai
September 30th, 2005, 04:56 PM
wait...this isn't a cow....tis an elf! thy are too shiny to look at *puts hat on*

Amy-chan
September 30th, 2005, 05:00 PM
Yes, but for now, we're safe. But just in case... *puts on protective gloves*

Rai
September 30th, 2005, 05:02 PM
like oh like my like gawd! like those like gloves like are like the like newest like trend like! hahahahahahahalike

Amy-chan
September 30th, 2005, 05:07 PM
*makes a high, girlish laugh* Oh... my... gawd Becky! *erupts into giggles*

Imaginary friend: Who's Becky? Somebody I should know about?

Pika-mew: I thought you ran away when I was five.

IF: But you ARE five!!! *evil laughter*

Pika-mew: NOOOO!!!!

Rai
September 30th, 2005, 05:09 PM
Pika-mew you were an alchemist in your past life and your creation "Becky' has come back to haunt you. Shame on you all.

Amy-chan
September 30th, 2005, 08:24 PM
Yes, shame on you all. How dare you steal the cookie from the pickle jar.

Rai
September 30th, 2005, 08:26 PM
How is that possible? The pickle jar was locked in my hide out! which isn't directly behind you ^^;

Amy-chan
September 30th, 2005, 08:37 PM
Well, maybe they used the evil pickpocket superpower of alohamora and captured the pickle jar using the oxen beaver creature of doom?

Just a thought.

Rai
September 30th, 2005, 08:39 PM
That's a possibility....or maybe they tranformed into microsoptic creature and crawled into the inlocked safe.

Amy-chan
September 30th, 2005, 08:42 PM
Or MAYBE.... maybe they tortured our insider comma into it(remember him? he looked like this: ,) or perhaps they unlocked the secret of the old clock. But wait... wouldn't they need 100% pure alkali?

Rai
September 30th, 2005, 08:44 PM
well I keep 459% alkali on my desk. Maybe they used it? Nah.

Amy-chan
September 30th, 2005, 08:53 PM
But PERHAPS.... *gasps* Maybe MOZART is behind it all!!?!!?!? But Mozart... we trusted you! *bursts into tears* How... how could you? First potato, and now this... I find my two best friends and.... *shudders* BATH TOYS!!!!! *dies for approximately the fourtieth time*

Nintendo freak
October 1st, 2005, 01:01 AM
I'm streaking! I'm streaking! *runs around naked* Hahahahahahaha!!!

*a chomping sound is heard*

I'm streaking, and a Mawile just ate my clothes! Crud...... *runs away, trying to find a place to hide*

Rai
October 1st, 2005, 05:36 AM
oh.....you horrrible person you......how dare you do that.....the poor idiots. and don't forget pika-mew......microwave betrayed the only person who trusted him.......my evil twin's uncle's mother's sister's cousin twice removed 45 times.

Amy-chan
October 1st, 2005, 07:16 AM
No, no no. Microwave betrayed Sherbert Lemon, you fool. But wait... isn't he your aunt? O.o

Rai
October 1st, 2005, 07:18 AM
Sherbert Lemon is my aunt..........in the form of a dead cat O.o

Amy-chan
October 1st, 2005, 07:21 AM
A dead cat crossed between two bunnies and a purple pig, king of the talking hamsterland.

Remember, to get the dalmatian sticker at the top of the roof, find a pie and eat it...

Rai
October 1st, 2005, 07:22 AM
But that pie has a crow inside it........crows are so pwetty....

Smarties-chan
October 1st, 2005, 07:25 AM
The mighty cradily shall smight you for thy deeds, thou shalt die by the vengeful hand, okay suction cup of cradily!

Amy-chan
October 1st, 2005, 07:26 AM
Sweet, we get to be killed personally by the mighty Cradily!

And the crows in the pie.

Rai
October 1st, 2005, 07:27 AM
those aren't crows! They are......birthday presents! *opens then* I got.....I got....what the heck is this? O.o

Smarties-chan
October 1st, 2005, 07:32 AM
That banana peel is blessed with the power of both dunsparce and cradily, it is the most valuable item in the world.

Amy-chan
October 1st, 2005, 07:33 AM
Really? Wow. We have the most powerful weapon in the world at our disposal! *tosses into a dumpster* Now what?

Rai
October 1st, 2005, 07:35 AM
oh look.....it's Candy my deranged pet rat......go eat another Cat, Candy.....

Candy: Sreee?

Amy-chan
October 1st, 2005, 07:38 AM
*bursts into song*

Oh, the purple donkey and the blue chihuahua
One day decided to do da disco
And they danced and they danced, 'till the gulls came home
And Santa Claus married a man.

Rai
October 1st, 2005, 07:41 AM
I'm a piggy, big and chubby
what can I eat?

Smarties-chan
October 1st, 2005, 07:44 AM
Really? Wow. We have the most powerful weapon in the world at our disposal! *tosses into a dumpster* Now what?
Are you crazy, you don't want the mighty cradily to punish you do you? Hey you piggy! Keep away from this banana peel.

Rai
October 1st, 2005, 07:46 AM
*eats the banana peel* Why ias everyone lokking at me? Did I do something wrong?

Amy-chan
October 1st, 2005, 07:47 AM
Oooh, the guinea piggy song! ^^ I love that one!

Smarties-chan
October 1st, 2005, 07:49 AM
*Gets struck by a lightning bolt* this, this weird feeling... is taking over me, I'm about to become the avatar of Cradily *gets struck by another lightning bolt and looses his brain to cradily* *Starts walking towards rai with a zombie-like look on his face*

Amy-chan
October 1st, 2005, 07:52 AM
Cool! You're part of the Undead too? I joined because they took my magic overhead hostage. *annoyed* And I was going to use that to go into the future of the past, too. *is eaten by robotic t-rex*

Rai
October 1st, 2005, 07:58 AM
Hello my underlings. I am a fluffy poodle so you must fear me.

Amy-chan
October 1st, 2005, 08:00 AM
AAHHHH!!!! *screams until throat gives out*

It's the end of the vending machine as we know it... It's the end of the vending machine as we know it... It's the end of the vending machine as we know it... And I feel...

Sick. *runs off to restroom*

Rai
October 1st, 2005, 08:04 AM
what? Did you get drunk? AGAIN? You should really stay off those candy apples.

Zorua
October 1st, 2005, 08:05 AM
Hello my underlings. I am a fluffy poodle so you must fear me.

Hello underling. I'm slime. Prepare for total slimeness. XD

Rai
October 1st, 2005, 08:07 AM
Slime? Slime is cheese that melted. Poor cheese. You were so good to me.

Amy-chan
October 1st, 2005, 08:10 AM
No, slime is the snake's head that doesn't know where to stop. Poor, poor Squidward.

Rai
October 1st, 2005, 08:12 AM
My ukranien cousin sqiudward loves to dance.....the CHA CHA! *dun dun dun*

Zorua
October 1st, 2005, 08:13 AM
No. I am not slime.

I am a pretty puppy. So fear me. XD

Amy-chan
October 1st, 2005, 08:14 AM
*adopts Sesame street voice* Yes! But let us not forget the letter Y. So many wonderful words start with Y. Like murder, ragged, and cow.

Rai
October 1st, 2005, 08:17 AM
but the letter with the most words is X
like socks, backpack, spanish

Amy-chan
October 1st, 2005, 08:20 AM
Uhoh. Basghetti dough.

Curse you, microwave and the letter X. I hope you break and get arrested by the Board of Trustees.

Rai
October 1st, 2005, 08:21 AM
Hello board of Trustees. WHAT? I wanted?! No! DIE YOU FOOLS!

Amy-chan
October 1st, 2005, 08:23 AM
The elephant is going to hide at the carnival pretending to be a hamster. DO NOT FORGET! *is carried away by the Board of Trustees*

Rai
October 1st, 2005, 08:24 AM
Not you too! The Board of Trustees has betrayed us! (That's ironic)

Zorua
October 1st, 2005, 08:27 AM
*Pretends to be the Cookie Monster*

OOOOO COOKIE MWAHAHAHA *Eats cookie like crazy*

Amy-chan
October 1st, 2005, 08:35 AM
How dare you eat that cookie! My long-lost hairdresser was in there you monster! And now he's dead thanks to you and Count Olaf! *throws razor-sharp rose petals at Rayquaza-san*

Nintendo freak
October 1st, 2005, 08:38 AM
*Returns from the closet wearing a skirt and a football jersey* It was all that was in there. Stupid Mawile. *shoots Mawile with a Dracon Beam from Animorphs* Where'd I get that?! Who cares?! *goes trigger happy with Dracon Beam, shooting everything (and everyone) in sight* Mwahahahaha!!!

Amy-chan
October 1st, 2005, 08:42 AM
Nooooo! How dare you steal that from Tobias! He is my half-hawk crushie! *takes Dracon beam and shoots at Nintendo freak* Take dat!

Nintendo freak
October 1st, 2005, 08:44 AM
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! [/Darth Vader imitation]

*drops dead*

Amy-chan
October 1st, 2005, 08:45 AM
ahnoikilledhimomygodomygodomygod! *dies*

Marge, get the celebration ham.

Nintendo freak
October 1st, 2005, 08:50 AM
(Don't click here unless you like seeing MS Paint-drawn blood (http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/3497/untitled7ug.png)

*Ghost rises from dead body and flies over to pika-mew*
Boo. Mwahahaha!!!

Amy-chan
October 1st, 2005, 08:56 AM
Yay! Blood is so pwetty! Hi ghosty! Wanna be friends? I shall add ghostie to my friends list! ^^ *blows kisses to everyone*

Rai
October 1st, 2005, 08:57 AM
I agree! Blood is the prettiest thing in the whole entire universe.

Amy-chan
October 1st, 2005, 09:00 AM
*turns into a robin* Some people take for granted that the best part of our planet is the radioactive dan-cing beaarrss! *bows*

Rai
October 1st, 2005, 09:05 AM
No the best part is we all have orange eyes and green hair. Oh and earings on our chins.

Amy-chan
October 1st, 2005, 09:07 AM
Not to mention the purple peanuts! HOW COULD YOU FORGET THE PURPLE PEANUTS???? *drowns the robin in a tub of liquid rock soap*

Rai
October 1st, 2005, 09:09 AM
*eats rock soap* Meh. Not as good as arichoke soap.

Amy-chan
October 1st, 2005, 09:11 AM
Actually, I prefer the mustard soap. And the horsey soap. *buys some from Seabiscuit* I like Seabiscuit. He tastes good with gravy and onion soup. Only at Arby's, though. Otherwise, he will be ebil.

LishaKara
October 1st, 2005, 07:03 PM
*shoots Arby's with pillow nuke* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*rides off on snake pudding*

Amy-chan
October 1st, 2005, 07:20 PM
How dare you nuke Arby's! Thanks a lot! Now who shall I poke fun of in my free time? *ponders* I know! Pika-mew! Nya, she scares me. She is such a n00b. Don't you agree?

LishaKara
October 1st, 2005, 09:17 PM
Hmm. I don't think so. Ooh, ooh, wait! I know! *pokes snake pudding*

~Amethyst_Callista_Moon~
October 1st, 2005, 09:35 PM
Have fun, yet get ready to shake things up!

*summons two boulders, then smashes them into tiny million pieces*

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 07:33 AM
Stupid pixies!!!!! Leave alone! All pink sparkly ness is destroying my evil soul.

Smarties-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 07:34 AM
Oh look, is that cradily's banana phone ringing?

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 07:36 AM
nopes......It's Mr.Mime's Lemon Phone

Smarties-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 07:37 AM
Oh no, it can't be it has to be dunsparces lime phone.

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 07:40 AM
or maybe it's my stalker's apple phone...hmmmmm

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 07:48 AM
Hmm, that is a puzzle. Could it be... Beast Boy's pineapple phone?

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 07:49 AM
No. Beast boy would have a tofu eggs phone that is green.

Linoone
October 2nd, 2005, 07:50 AM
Da Beastie Boys!!!ch-ch-ch-ch Check it out!!!wwwwww what's it all about!!!*faints*

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 07:52 AM
I am sorry sir....Tokyo is 4637 miles to the south from here

Linoone
October 2nd, 2005, 07:53 AM
no, its right here!, Mary Poppins will bring Tokio right HERE!!*faints*

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 07:55 AM
ok....but oh no! Her umbrella just got blown off course......

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 07:57 AM
NOOO!!! Bobbins!!! *chases umbrella* I shall save you, my sweet!

Linoone
October 2nd, 2005, 07:58 AM
Umbrella??? its back?, quick let's kill Albert Weker before he invents a pie virus!!!*faints*

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 08:00 AM
*puts on funny hat* Yay! Now I will go clean a chimney! *runs*

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 08:01 AM
EEEEEEEEEEE! Down with popups! *nukes SUVs*

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 08:04 AM
NOOOOOOOOO! Pop ups be my fwiends! Don't kill them! *explodes*

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 08:17 AM
*sigh* Okay, fine. I shall spare your friends' life if you tell me the secret password to get into the chocolate factory. The oompa loompas we've taken hostage aren't giving us any answers. *shines large spotlight on oompa loompa*

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 08:19 AM
The password is....Stone Weilder Boulder Creamer O.o

Linoone
October 2nd, 2005, 08:19 AM
Michael Jackson's Chocolate factory!!!those oompa loompas are in GRAVE DANGER!!!*faints*

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 08:21 AM
I'm late, I'm late, for a very important candy cane. *pulls out watch with fifteen hands* I believe it is 100 o'clock. *runs off to chocolate factory*

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 08:36 AM
Wait for me! I enjoy small orange men, too!

Linoone
October 2nd, 2005, 08:37 AM
Tried to make to make to make to make to make to make*faints*

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 08:37 AM
Great! Then let us go pay Mrs. Taylor and her evil hissing cockroaches a visit. We shall see who will rule the world... *grumbles about 'credit balance' and 'armchair'*

Linoone
October 2nd, 2005, 08:39 AM
Hey you you're a ***** and a *******, *******, +*******, ********, that what I said!!*faints*

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 08:39 AM
That armchair is SO comfy that you will be unable to move from it until you see giraffes again....

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 08:41 AM
Pappy, I am afraid... I have become a monkey of autumn.... Goodbye, cruel world of popsicles. *collapses*

Smarties-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 08:44 AM
I have devoured yet another banana phone, my power is growing even stronger.

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 08:45 AM
Nooo! You betrayed Charley you monster! *eats smarty to see how he likes it*

Linoone
October 2nd, 2005, 08:45 AM
Mother!!the next step in the procedure is kicking your freakin' ***!!so come here!!*faints*

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 08:48 AM
*gasps* Mostachon you are a bad bad boy! Now go to your room and don't come out until the talking doorbell gives you my business card! *stamps off into Kandiiland*

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 08:49 AM
But the doorknob is currently at his part time job! *dun dun dun*

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 08:52 AM
He is currently manufacturing air fresheners but I have the key! *maniacal laughter*

Smarties-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 08:54 AM
Nooo! You betrayed Charley you monster! *eats smarty to see how he likes it*
Cool, I get burned my your stomach acids *gets killed for the 8th time now*

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 08:54 AM
*gasp* But I thought I had the key.....WHAT'S GOING ON?

Linoone
October 2nd, 2005, 08:54 AM
lets kick some ***** ***! yeah!!1, follow me to glory and victory*faints*

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 08:55 AM
We BOTH have the key! Nyahahaha! *dun dun dun returns*

Linoone
October 2nd, 2005, 08:56 AM
to my batichosta!!!, quick non-killer zombies are waiting for us!!!*faints*

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 08:57 AM
oh I see......but why does Wally have it too? *dun dun dun again*

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 08:59 AM
Um... because I am a jerk? Nine for the elven kings... so there are approximately fifty keys!!! Uh, not including the one under the snail stone in the lava garden.

Linoone
October 2nd, 2005, 09:00 AM
can you fing wally in a picture of my gonads?, I bet you can't*faints*

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 09:02 AM
Wait so now Piki, Wally, The Eleven Kings, George W. Bush and myself have the key? NOOOOO!

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 09:04 AM
NOOO! Nottt George Bush! He ish going to plague us with gum disease! Well, I didn't want to hurt anyone, but desperate times call for desperate measures... *pulls out floss and toothpaste* Goodbye, purple Spoink!

Smarties-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 09:05 AM
The last part of the key is held by the mighty banana phone addicted Cradily.

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 09:06 AM
The gum disease?!?!?!? I've already git 13 times! It's rather enjoyable O_0

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 09:06 AM
Well, do not eat the banana phone, smarty, or... *gestures to toothpaste menacingly*

Smarties-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 09:07 AM
Gwaargh it burns, it burns, I'm on fire I can't stand it and it's strawberry flavoured *eats up another banana phone* Now I'm even more powerful than before.

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 09:08 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You monster! If you eat another banana phone, I'm afraid I shall have to eat you again.

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 09:15 AM
Hewwo. You are ugly.....I like it 0.o

Linoone
October 2nd, 2005, 09:16 AM
Hola amigos!!!, ready for this EXCITING course?, OH LORDY!!!*faints*

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 09:17 AM
Grip it tight. We don't want you sliding off the end. Because that would mean the destruction of all humans.

In other words, I'm safe.

Linoone
October 2nd, 2005, 09:19 AM
LORDY!!, are you okay, you look preety dead, but what do I know?*faints*

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 09:20 AM
You know that you are fainted. Yes, I look pretty dead to me. Does it make me look fat?

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 09:20 AM
I am safe too.....I only 10% human.....

Smarties-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 09:21 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You monster! If you eat another banana phone, I'm afraid I shall have to eat you again.
I don't mind really, I rather enjoyed getting burned my stomach acids *eats two more banana phones*

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 09:24 AM
Okay then. *turns into a dragon and devours again* You don't taste that bad, actually. Rather like frog.

Smarties-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 09:27 AM
Actualy I taste like a cradily, I have died for the 9th time now *eats yet another banana phone*

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 09:28 AM
No! Bad Smarty! When will you learn? *turns into a shark and devours for the third time*

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 09:30 AM
I want to devour him too! *turns into a cannibal lizard*

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 09:32 AM
Hold on, hold on. Plenty for everyone... *throws up Arty, sticks him in PC, does duplicate cheat from Gold/Silver, retrieves two Artys, gives one to Rai, and eats the other* There.

Smarties-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 09:34 AM
Yay, more pain for me, but hey wich one's the right one?

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 09:35 AM
*eats Smarty* I am cause I'm more...evil *dun dun.....DOM!*

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 09:36 AM
The one that is purple. *eats Arty again* I could do this all day.

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 09:37 AM
Yeah me too. *throws up Smarty and devours again*

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 09:39 AM
Heh, poor Smarty. Lessee... *counts on fingers* He has been eaten about seven times now. *throws up Arty to eat him again* It is good to be a shark.

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 09:43 AM
Yeah.....but it's better to be a polar bear....Hubba Bubba Max!

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 09:46 AM
Pippin Took! No time, long see. Wait a minute...

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 09:47 AM
That's Merry you fool! Now the hobbits will come after you!!!!

Smarties-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 09:48 AM
Okay, why do you two eat me all the time? Do I really taste that good?

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 09:49 AM
You taste like Cradily. What do you think? Rai, should we eat him again?

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 09:52 AM
Yes! and this time let's use Soy Sauce! *pours Soy Sauce on Smarty's Head and eats him*

Envy
October 2nd, 2005, 09:52 AM
Ugh,god! What is with ya with eating him?Ya alrerady ate him once and he's already dead....X.X

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 09:53 AM
O.o We are crazy sharks. Or at least, I am. *dips Smarty in ketchup and eats him again*

Smarties-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 09:55 AM
Ugh,god! What is with ya with eating him?Ya alrerady ate him once and he's already dead....X.X
You are incorrect aslong as the mighty cradily exists I shall live forever, plus I like getting eaten ^^

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 09:56 AM
*swallows Smarty whole* Yeah, let him have his fun!

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 09:57 AM
but Smarty you tastes sooooooooooooooooooo good! *eats you several times*

Smarties-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 09:57 AM
Hey I know how both you and rai can eat me at the same time *pulls out a guilliotine and cuts himself in half* There you go, now you can both eat me =)

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 09:59 AM
Yay! *eats your legs* TASTY!!!!!!!!!

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 10:01 AM
Yay! Now we're all happy! I love being a shark! *hits people with hammer head*

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 10:03 AM
and I love being a mouse/dog/squirrel. Fear my Canine Rodentness.

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 10:05 AM
It is more fun to be a wolphin. Or the poostershoe deer. But mostly a shark. Bloood!!! *circles Rai and Smarty as Jaws music plays*

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 10:06 AM
You can eat me.....but my demon side will prevail.....*dun duns duna*

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 10:07 AM
Okay. *eats Rai, then starts crying* Why does someone keep eating my friends? WHY???? *sobs in between bites of Rai*

Rai
October 2nd, 2005, 01:29 PM
Rai's body: *eaten*

Demon Rai:You immortal fool of a shark! Now I must go find a new body! *flies off*

Amy-chan
October 2nd, 2005, 06:07 PM
You could inhabit another shark! Then we could be killers together! Or... ooh, do a parasite! Do a parasite! Pwease? *shark puppy dog eyes*

Smarties-chan
October 3rd, 2005, 03:26 AM
Hi, I'm back =) I see you quit eating me quite a while ago ^^

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
October 3rd, 2005, 04:06 AM
Oh no! The movie I was watching stopped, and I don't feel like hitting rewind! *scratches head with remote* I've got it! *throws slippers at the DVD player and misses* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! O.O;

wakachamo
October 3rd, 2005, 05:20 AM
Hello everehbody!

What's with everybody being canibal? XD

*Falls off cliff*
*Survives* O.o
*Falls off again*

*Wings start to grow on back, takes thanhthuy and flies away* XDD

Ryuu
October 3rd, 2005, 07:40 AM
*draws a horrible picture of a rubber ducky on a random piece of polka-dotted cardboard* xDDD

LishaKara
October 3rd, 2005, 07:40 AM
Who's a happy baby?!?!? XDDDD

Ryuu
October 3rd, 2005, 07:41 AM
LALALALALALALALALAALALALAAAAAAAAA!! *starts congo line*

LishaKara
October 3rd, 2005, 07:41 AM
Deck The School With Gasoline, Falalalala La La La La

Ryuu
October 3rd, 2005, 07:42 AM
*starts screaming in such a loud voice that all the glass shatters and the pickle run away* BWAHAHAHAHA!! *continues congo line*

LishaKara
October 3rd, 2005, 07:43 AM
Alright, people! It's happy singing time! Happy! HAPPY!! O___o

IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL, IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL, IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL, IT'S A SMALL, SMALL WORLD!!!

Ryuu
October 3rd, 2005, 07:44 AM
*sings along*
LA LA LA, LA LA LA, LA LA LA, LA LA LA,
ITS A SMALL WORL AFTER AAAAAAAALL!!

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
October 3rd, 2005, 07:45 AM
*backs through the door, spraying a fire extinguisher* And stay out! *roar* Stupid evil pandas...They want my superhuman powers...*veins glow yellow* As if...

Ryuu
October 3rd, 2005, 07:45 AM
*world o.O meesa is bad spellerer.

LishaKara
October 3rd, 2005, 07:45 AM
Look at me I'm a monkey in a tree ooh banana ooh ooh banana

Ryuu
October 3rd, 2005, 07:46 AM
:o BANANA?!?!?! *rabid foaming* I WANT THE BANANA!! wait, i dont want it. I WANT A M00fin!! xDDD

LishaKara
October 3rd, 2005, 07:47 AM
*schnarfs M00fin* All Your M00fin Are Belong To Us!!

Ryuu
October 3rd, 2005, 07:48 AM
NOOOOOOO!! I WANTED THE M00FIN!! *angry rabid snarling* RRRRRRRR!!! *grabs T.O.D* TOASTER OF DOOM-- ATTACK!! *toaster growls and toasts Lisha*

LishaKara
October 3rd, 2005, 07:48 AM
Nooooooooooooooooooo

Not The Toater!!!!!!!!

Ryuu
October 3rd, 2005, 07:49 AM
Toaster!! T-o-a-s-t-e-r!!!

LishaKara
October 3rd, 2005, 07:49 AM
Toater! T-o-a-t-e-r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
October 3rd, 2005, 07:51 AM
Crazy person! L-I-S-H-A-K-A-R-A!!!!!!!

Smarties-chan
October 3rd, 2005, 09:44 AM
Banna phone! C-O-M-E O-N C-A-N-'-T Y-O-U G-U-Y-S B-E A L-I-T-T-L-E M-O-R-E R-A-N-D-O-M ?

Alter Ego
October 3rd, 2005, 10:07 AM
RANDOM?! RANDOM?!

INCOMING! INCOMING! NO! TOO MANY OUTGOINGS! STATIONARY IS BEST! NOW RUN YOU FOOLS! RUUUUN! THE SPINDAS ARE HERE! HERE I TELLS YOU! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!

@_@ @_@ @_@

Smarties-chan
October 3rd, 2005, 10:08 AM
Not even the evil spindas can defeat us aslong as the mighty cradily watches over us.

Jordan
October 3rd, 2005, 10:20 AM
Boom Bomm Chop Chop. The Sudowoodoos are eating giant tomatos with a grasshopper for the appitizer.

Rai
October 3rd, 2005, 11:27 AM
Meow?!?! How ate all my pwetty fish?! *sobs*

Nintendo freak
October 3rd, 2005, 01:47 PM
Boogey boogey boogey! I am a ghost! Ooooooo...... I'm also a magic pickle.

Amy-chan
October 3rd, 2005, 02:48 PM
NO! I am the magic pickle, you insignificant fool! Not let us go to the Humidifier Hotel, where everything costs 7 galleons! *rides off on a saddled dragon, singing a song about smilies*

Rai
October 3rd, 2005, 06:23 PM
Humdifier Hotwl?! I can't go there....bad memories.....bad memories......

Amy-chan
October 3rd, 2005, 06:26 PM
Well then, let us go to Hotel Denoument! Weee! *flies off on the pony throbbing party*

Rai
October 3rd, 2005, 06:27 PM
Yay! But doesn't everyone who works there has a case of....TB *Dun Dun Dun*

Amy-chan
October 3rd, 2005, 06:30 PM
Yes, but as they say in my country(Middle-Earth), too bad! *jumps astride a dalmatian monster* We shall go play basketball in teh enchanted forest, Dotty! *flies off into the night*

Rai
October 3rd, 2005, 06:31 PM
Dotty? Who is this "Dotty" of whom you speak? *ponders*

Amy-chan
October 3rd, 2005, 06:34 PM
My dalmatian dragon who walks like a raptor. Together, we shall rule teh world! *stacks a bunch of cinder blocks on top of each other for no reason* Kree!

Rai
October 3rd, 2005, 06:37 PM
Ha! I will be the one to rule the world! know why? cause I have cubes. And they are better than cylinders...not to mention more.......SQUARE *explosion in background*

Amy-chan
October 3rd, 2005, 06:39 PM
*kicks chair* Mummy, inanimate objects are insulting me again.

Would you like to date my friend? She ish named Kelly. *pulls a silver canoe from out of the water* She's kind of shy, but she'll get used to you. I'll just...leave you two alone... *walks away*

Rai
October 3rd, 2005, 06:42 PM
ummmm............Sowwy Kelly....you're just not my type......I go for the evil ones....

Amy-chan
October 3rd, 2005, 06:45 PM
*pouts* Humph! Fine then, be that way. We'll just have to find Kelly another frog. Let's go, Kelly. You can do better than this.*walks away with nose in air, only to crash right through Kelly* Whoopsie.

Rai
October 3rd, 2005, 06:47 PM
I'm sowwy! Really! but I'm taken...............to the North Pole every spring! Hello Santa!

Amy-chan
October 3rd, 2005, 06:49 PM
*gaspies* The North Pole??? But that ish where the Weredeer are! *faints*

Rai
October 3rd, 2005, 06:51 PM
Yes but you see they are very very nic-OWW HE BITE ME!!!! *falls over and starts to have spasms* gggrreegshgggg.....!

Amy-chan
October 3rd, 2005, 06:56 PM
Oy! It's Yogi the bear! Let's all sing and dance around the magnetic mountain! I am teh polar bear pollster! NEVER FORGEEET!!! *turns into dust*

Rai
October 3rd, 2005, 06:58 PM
come back!!!! haven't even told you.....my deepest and darkest secret yet! don't you wanna know? O.0

Amy-chan
October 3rd, 2005, 07:01 PM
*rematerializes* What is your deepest darkest secret then? Huh huh huh? Mine is... that I am afraid of... CLOTHESPINS!!! *shudders*

Rai
October 3rd, 2005, 07:04 PM
EEEEK! Clothespins are scary......but not as scary as....Clothes Hangers! *ear splitting scream*

Amy-chan
October 3rd, 2005, 07:05 PM
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*catches breath*...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

K.

Rai
October 3rd, 2005, 07:09 PM
*goes death* Hello? Hello?! HELLO?! Where am I? and why are those people staring at me with grimaces? NNOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Amy-chan
October 3rd, 2005, 07:12 PM
Arg! Bunnicula and his shapeshifting army of the undead broccoli are COMING FOR US!!!! Run before it's too- *has already been possessed by the alien greens*

Rai
October 3rd, 2005, 07:14 PM
Curse you! Curse you vegies! why do you always destroy my happiness? WHY?!

Amy-chan
October 3rd, 2005, 07:16 PM
Because the nightlight in your soul has gone out. Here, have an edible candle.

Rai
October 3rd, 2005, 07:17 PM
*eats candle* That always makes me feel better.....

Amy-chan
October 3rd, 2005, 07:20 PM
But how can we or our children feel safe when the psychotic assassin dolphin is roaming the sea? HOW??? *implodes*

Rai
October 4th, 2005, 04:57 AM
He escaped from prison again!?!? Those Death Eaters are really bad at there job.....maybe I should apply......

Smarties-chan
October 4th, 2005, 06:31 AM
What? So you're planing on abandoning the holy arts thought by the great cradily? Rai, how could you?

Rai
October 4th, 2005, 06:37 AM
I'm sorry......but The cradily no longer loves me..........

Smarties-chan
October 4th, 2005, 06:56 AM
The cradily loves all of us unless you have commited a terrible crime, what did you do, mock a dunsparce or something?

Rai
October 4th, 2005, 06:57 AM
Well......I......I...It's not horrible to say! *starts to sob uncontrolably*

Smarties-chan
October 4th, 2005, 07:01 AM
Calm down, I'm sure the mighty cradily will forgive you, you might think she's cruel, but deep inside you know she cares for all of us, look I eat yet another banana phone *devours a banana phone* and cradily still keeps forgiving me for doing so.

Rai
October 4th, 2005, 07:06 AM
Yay! I'm forgiven! But where's my random Presy? *looks around*

viridian doubletongue
October 4th, 2005, 07:09 AM
square says to circle "you smell"
circle says to square "DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR circle beam
square says to circle " OOOWWW shut the $%^&$*^$&$"^*"$%^!$%"!% up
circle says to square "wheeeeeeeeeee i'm an ice skating mongoose"
square says to circle " circle beam pow.
Circle goes from 1,000,000 health to 0 health
the Circle says " circle's blasting off agaaaiiinnnn" *DING*

Nintendo freak
October 4th, 2005, 10:49 AM
Hey! Check this out! *burps the Declaration of Independence* Oh, and... *flies over to Rai* Boo!

Rai
October 4th, 2005, 10:50 AM
AHHHHHHH! Don't scare me like that!!!!! *gasps for breath* I'm scarred for life O.o

Amy-chan
October 4th, 2005, 02:22 PM
Smarty, quit eating all the banana phones! Save some radish for teh rest of us! Or I will have to eat you yet again. And Nintendo freak, what are you scaring Rai for? I'm just as scareable. *hugs the Grim Reaper*

Nintendo freak
October 4th, 2005, 02:59 PM
Too bad, I just scare whoever's closer. But, I have some sad news. Everyone, come closer. I need to tell you something.... ;_;