インフェルノの津波
May 18th, 2011, 07:02 AM
I'm going to die.
I was originally going to do Platinum but the first update had 240 pics....hell no.
But then I saw Volt White on YouTube, and how ridiculously hard it looks.
It's pretty epic, it changes things around quite a bit. Every Gym Leader has 6 Pokemon, even the first, some Pokemon have DW Abilities, even the starters, and the Unova Starters get a type change. Snivy gains a Dragon-type via evolution, Tepig Dark, and Oshawott Fighting. Even movesets have been switched.
My Nuzlocke rules are simply:
If a Pokemon faints (tutorial battle not included), it "dies", you can't use it anymore.
You have 3 chances to catch the first Pokemon of each route, if you can't do it too bad.
Sooo...let's go!
UPDATE 1: Deus ex Sammich
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/1-1.png?t=1305683248
Because Pokemon is srs bznz.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/2-2.png?t=1305683248
Even more bznz.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/3-1.png?t=1305683248
I skipped the intro...Oh look, Red Eyes Black Dragon!
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/4-1.png?t=1305683248
Hey wait a minute who are you, where's RBD?!
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/5-1.png?t=1305683248
What the..?! This is YGO, woman! Make me a sammich!
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/6-1.png?t=1305683248
Are you even listening to me?!
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/7-1.png?t=1305683248 http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/8-1.png?t=1305683248
Fine...I'll take part in your little charade.
But make me a-HOLY **** WHERE DID THAT FURRY THING COME FROM
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/9-1.png?t=1305683248
"Mysterious Powers?" The only thing mysterious about is how they came to be.
And furry-rat-thing stop staring at me. Right now.
...I MEANT IT.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/10-1.png?t=1305683506
Yeah yeah whatever.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/14-1.png?t=1305683506 http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/15-1.png?t=1305683506
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/16-2.png?t=1305683506
Kicking ass strengthens bonds?
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/17-1.png?t=1305683506
Alrigh-wait a minute where did that creepy furry thing go.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/18-2.png?t=1305683506
Why do you need to know that? The answer is obvious.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/19-1.png?t=1305683506
I haven't forgotten about my sammich.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/20-1.png?t=1305683506
Yeah I just told you that.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/21-1.png?t=1305683506
Yep, that's me.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/22-1.png?t=1305683971
Why thank you.
Now where's my sammich
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/23-1.png?t=1305683971
SAMMICH. NOW.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/24-1.png?t=1305683971
Looks like a self-absorbed douche.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/25-1.png?t=1305683971
My view > Your view
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/26-1.png?t=1305683971
She looks like a stupid chick who doesn't listen to her parents.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/27-1.png?t=1305683971
Guess confirmed.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/28-1.png?t=1305683971
Only me and the douche have potential, the other can buzz off...even if she is kinda cute.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/29.png?t=1305683971
Like what? Some abominations that control time, space and antimatter? As if some Pokemon would exist!
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/30-1.png?t=1305683971
Mmmyes?
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/31-1.png?t=1305698023. http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/32-1.png?t=1305698023 http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/33-1.png?t=1305698023
...okay?
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/34-1.png?t=1305698023 http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/35-1.png?t=1305698023
I don't see my sammich.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/36-1.png?t=1305698023
SAMMICH.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/37-1.png?t=1305698023. http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/38-1.png?t=1305698023
NOW.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/39-1.png?t=1305698023
WHY NO SAMMICH.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/40-1.png?t=1305698456
NO. I WANT MY SAMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCHHHHHHH
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/41-1.png?t=1305698456
<5 hours later...>
Ugh...what happened? Wait a minute I remember now...that ***** knocked me unconscious and dragged me to this world! And yet...no sammich ;;
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/42-1.png?t=1305698456
GO AWAY I WANT MY BELOVED SAMMICH
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/43-1.png?t=1305698456
For some reason, I read that as "We can haz Pokemon?"
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/44-1.png?t=1305698456
SILENCE.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/45-2.png?t=1305698456
She's probably making me a sammich.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/46-1.png?t=1305698456
YAY! WHERE'S SAMMICH?
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/47-1.png?t=1305698456
I said, where's sammich?
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/48-2.png?t=1305698456
...Sammich?
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/49-1.png?t=1305698742
No...sammich? ;______________;
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/50-1.png?t=1305698742
WHERE'S MY SAMMICH
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/51-1.png?t=1305698742
UP YOURS.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/52-1.png?t=1305698742
SAMM-Wait what.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/53-1.png?t=1305698742
What're we talking about again?
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/54-1.png?t=1305698742
Pokemon? What're those?
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/55-1.png?t=1305698742
MAYBE IT HAS A SAMMICH
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/56-1.png?t=1305698742.
Screw you, sammich here I come~<3
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/57-1.png?t=1305698742
WHAT'S INSIDE WHAT'S INSIDE
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/58-1.png?t=1305698980
SAMMICH NOW.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/59-1.png?t=1305698980
what.jpg
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/60-1.png?t=1305698980
WHERE'S MY SAMMICH, I DIDN'T ASK FOR BACON.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/61-1.png?t=1305698980
Oh my god you're hideous. But...you're cute.
Oshawott: I know where the sammich is.
WHAT. COME WITH ME.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/62-1.png?t=1305698980
YESYESYESYES
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/63-1.png?t=1305698980
YAYZ!
Oshawott: Yay! Someone finally chose me!
What was that?
Oshawott: Nothing at all.
(lazy.jpg. Cheren and Bianca chose the other two fuglys.)
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/67-1.png?t=1305699262
Oshawott, where's the sammich
Oshawott: When you beat the Elite 4, you'll get your sammich. I promise. But it'll be a long and perilous
SAMMMIIICCHHH I'M COMING FOR YOUUUUUUU~<3
Oshawott: And I get the idiot.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/68-1.png?t=1305699262
What's that?
Oshawott: It's a fancy way of saying let's beat the crap out of each other.
Oh.
(SKIPPING TEXT)
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/75.png?t=1305699262
I'm sure we'll have an incredible battle, Oshawott!
Oshawott: I wouldn't speak too soon...
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/76.png?t=1305699484 http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/77.png?t=1305699484
What was that.
Oshawott: That was brain damage at it's finest.
(And so, me and Oshawott proceeded to kick her ass, although it was kind of hard.)
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/78.png?t=1305699484
Uh-huh.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/79.png?t=1305699484
MONEY.
(Afterwards, room gets messy. But I'm feeling lazy today, so onto Cheren!)
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/100.png?t=1305699749
Bring it, *****.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/101.png?t=1305699749
Hey no finger pointing!
(Unsurprisingly, I lost. How? FREAKING CONTRARY SNIVY. I USED TAIL WHIP AND TROLOLOL HIS DEFENSE BOOSTED. Oh well, I don't count this as an actual loss. I wasn't really a fair fight to begin with. Though next time, I will count it as a loss.
(Anyway more skipping crap, you should know what's happening already sooooo)
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/105.png?t=1305700252
asdfghjkl; WHY ARE YOU MODEST
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/106.png?t=1305700252
GRRRRRR
(And now, back to skipping)
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/123.png?t=1305700377 http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/124.png?t=1305700432
CROSS-TRANSCEIVER GET
(SKIP SKIP SKIP)
Hmm...what should I nickname you...
Oshawott: I have name already.It's-
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/137.png?t=1305700491
One of my angels.
Oshawott Gabriel: what.jpg
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/138.png?t=1305700491 http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/139.png?t=1305700491
Pokedex AND Town Map get!
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/140.png?t=1305700491
Balls get!
(And then...we caught our first team member, with very little damage.)
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/141.png?t=1305700491
Except it ugly.
Lillipup: HEY! I heard that.
Whatever. I'll name you...
Lillipup: But my name is-
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/142.png?t=1305700592
Mars, God of War.
Lillipup Mars: whatisthis.jpg
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/143.png?t=1305700592 http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/144.png?t=1305700592
NOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU BOLD
Mars: Be quiet. You're lucky my stat boosts something worth boosting.
Gabriel: Shut up. I'm learning a good move soon. Just you wait and see.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/145.png?t=1305700592
Gabriel: SEE.
(And more grinding. We went to Accumula, went shopping, listening to Prof. NoSammich and then...)
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/146.png?t=1305700592
Gabriel & Mars: Let's check it out.
Noooooooo
Gabriel: Sammich.
...Fine.
Mars: What?
Gabriel: I'll explain later...if I can.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/148.png?t=1305700592
Sure fine.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/149.png?t=1305700592
I thought it was Dennis.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/150.png?t=1305700592
More like Team Lame. Have you seen their hair? Sooo last year.
Gabriel & Mar: ...
SHUT UP.
(AND THEN HE TALKED TALKED TALKED.)
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/151.png?t=1305700960
Zzzzz....what?
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/152.png?t=1305700960
Whoa slow down cowboy.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/153.png?t=1305700960
That's what I JUST SAID.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/154.png?t=1305700960
Um...yeah Cheren what're you talkin' about...
Mars: Do you think we should tell him that only he and that stalker can understand us?
Gabriel: ...No. We shouldn't. He has enough...problems as it is.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/155.png?t=1305700960
THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/156.png?t=1305700960 http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/157.png?t=1305700960
You annoy me.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/158.png?t=1305700960
Like L? I like L. L's awesome. Do you know L?
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/159.png?t=1305700960
Nice to meet you.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/160.png?t=1305701263
Yup, that's right! And sammichs!
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/161.png?t=1305701263
...CHEREN YOU ARE NOT TAKING MY SAMMICH AWAY FROM ME.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/162.png?t=1305701263
Canada, eh?
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/163.png?t=1305701263
Problem?
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/164.png?t=1305701263http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/165.png?t=1305701263
Are you, guys?
M & G: It's like a dream within a dream within a dream.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/166.png?t=1305701423
STRANGER DANGER AHHH
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/167.png?t=1305701423
Challenge accepted.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/168.png?t=1305701423
Gab: Hi.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/169.png?t=1305701423
Mars: BELIEVE IT!
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/170.png?t=1305701423
Gimme yo moneys, *****.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/171.png?t=1305701423
But they like it in there...
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/172.png?t=1305701423
Nothing is perfect, N. You're not perfect, I'm not perfect, only my brother Nothing is perfect.
Nothing: Did someone call me?
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/173.png?t=1305701423
NEWSFLASH: NO ONE CARES.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/174.png?t=1305701626
And then he left.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/175.png?t=1305701626
Tell me about it.
(more skipping)
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/179.png?t=1305701770
Striaton City, eh?
Gab: It's where the first Gym Leader is. We should go there.
Okay then. We'll beat the first Gym Leader...FOR THE SAKE OF SAMMICHES!
M & G: facepalm.jpg
Question of the Day: Do you want protips?
I was originally going to do Platinum but the first update had 240 pics....hell no.
But then I saw Volt White on YouTube, and how ridiculously hard it looks.
It's pretty epic, it changes things around quite a bit. Every Gym Leader has 6 Pokemon, even the first, some Pokemon have DW Abilities, even the starters, and the Unova Starters get a type change. Snivy gains a Dragon-type via evolution, Tepig Dark, and Oshawott Fighting. Even movesets have been switched.
My Nuzlocke rules are simply:
If a Pokemon faints (tutorial battle not included), it "dies", you can't use it anymore.
You have 3 chances to catch the first Pokemon of each route, if you can't do it too bad.
Sooo...let's go!
UPDATE 1: Deus ex Sammich
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/1-1.png?t=1305683248
Because Pokemon is srs bznz.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/2-2.png?t=1305683248
Even more bznz.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/3-1.png?t=1305683248
I skipped the intro...Oh look, Red Eyes Black Dragon!
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/4-1.png?t=1305683248
Hey wait a minute who are you, where's RBD?!
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/5-1.png?t=1305683248
What the..?! This is YGO, woman! Make me a sammich!
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/6-1.png?t=1305683248
Are you even listening to me?!
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/7-1.png?t=1305683248 http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/8-1.png?t=1305683248
Fine...I'll take part in your little charade.
But make me a-HOLY **** WHERE DID THAT FURRY THING COME FROM
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/9-1.png?t=1305683248
"Mysterious Powers?" The only thing mysterious about is how they came to be.
And furry-rat-thing stop staring at me. Right now.
...I MEANT IT.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/10-1.png?t=1305683506
Yeah yeah whatever.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/14-1.png?t=1305683506 http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/15-1.png?t=1305683506
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/16-2.png?t=1305683506
Kicking ass strengthens bonds?
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/17-1.png?t=1305683506
Alrigh-wait a minute where did that creepy furry thing go.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/18-2.png?t=1305683506
Why do you need to know that? The answer is obvious.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/19-1.png?t=1305683506
I haven't forgotten about my sammich.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/20-1.png?t=1305683506
Yeah I just told you that.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/21-1.png?t=1305683506
Yep, that's me.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/22-1.png?t=1305683971
Why thank you.
Now where's my sammich
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/23-1.png?t=1305683971
SAMMICH. NOW.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/24-1.png?t=1305683971
Looks like a self-absorbed douche.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/25-1.png?t=1305683971
My view > Your view
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/26-1.png?t=1305683971
She looks like a stupid chick who doesn't listen to her parents.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/27-1.png?t=1305683971
Guess confirmed.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/28-1.png?t=1305683971
Only me and the douche have potential, the other can buzz off...even if she is kinda cute.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/29.png?t=1305683971
Like what? Some abominations that control time, space and antimatter? As if some Pokemon would exist!
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/30-1.png?t=1305683971
Mmmyes?
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/31-1.png?t=1305698023. http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/32-1.png?t=1305698023 http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/33-1.png?t=1305698023
...okay?
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/34-1.png?t=1305698023 http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/35-1.png?t=1305698023
I don't see my sammich.
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/36-1.png?t=1305698023
SAMMICH.
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NOW.
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WHY NO SAMMICH.
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NO. I WANT MY SAMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCHHHHHHH
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<5 hours later...>
Ugh...what happened? Wait a minute I remember now...that ***** knocked me unconscious and dragged me to this world! And yet...no sammich ;;
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GO AWAY I WANT MY BELOVED SAMMICH
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/43-1.png?t=1305698456
For some reason, I read that as "We can haz Pokemon?"
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SILENCE.
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She's probably making me a sammich.
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YAY! WHERE'S SAMMICH?
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I said, where's sammich?
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...Sammich?
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No...sammich? ;______________;
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WHERE'S MY SAMMICH
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/51-1.png?t=1305698742
UP YOURS.
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SAMM-Wait what.
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What're we talking about again?
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Pokemon? What're those?
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MAYBE IT HAS A SAMMICH
http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/56-1.png?t=1305698742.
Screw you, sammich here I come~<3
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WHAT'S INSIDE WHAT'S INSIDE
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SAMMICH NOW.
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what.jpg
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WHERE'S MY SAMMICH, I DIDN'T ASK FOR BACON.
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Oh my god you're hideous. But...you're cute.
Oshawott: I know where the sammich is.
WHAT. COME WITH ME.
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YESYESYESYES
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YAYZ!
Oshawott: Yay! Someone finally chose me!
What was that?
Oshawott: Nothing at all.
(lazy.jpg. Cheren and Bianca chose the other two fuglys.)
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Oshawott, where's the sammich
Oshawott: When you beat the Elite 4, you'll get your sammich. I promise. But it'll be a long and perilous
SAMMMIIICCHHH I'M COMING FOR YOUUUUUUU~<3
Oshawott: And I get the idiot.
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What's that?
Oshawott: It's a fancy way of saying let's beat the crap out of each other.
Oh.
(SKIPPING TEXT)
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I'm sure we'll have an incredible battle, Oshawott!
Oshawott: I wouldn't speak too soon...
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What was that.
Oshawott: That was brain damage at it's finest.
(And so, me and Oshawott proceeded to kick her ass, although it was kind of hard.)
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Uh-huh.
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MONEY.
(Afterwards, room gets messy. But I'm feeling lazy today, so onto Cheren!)
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Bring it, *****.
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Hey no finger pointing!
(Unsurprisingly, I lost. How? FREAKING CONTRARY SNIVY. I USED TAIL WHIP AND TROLOLOL HIS DEFENSE BOOSTED. Oh well, I don't count this as an actual loss. I wasn't really a fair fight to begin with. Though next time, I will count it as a loss.
(Anyway more skipping crap, you should know what's happening already sooooo)
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asdfghjkl; WHY ARE YOU MODEST
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GRRRRRR
(And now, back to skipping)
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CROSS-TRANSCEIVER GET
(SKIP SKIP SKIP)
Hmm...what should I nickname you...
Oshawott: I have name already.It's-
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One of my angels.
Oshawott Gabriel: what.jpg
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Pokedex AND Town Map get!
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Balls get!
(And then...we caught our first team member, with very little damage.)
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Except it ugly.
Lillipup: HEY! I heard that.
Whatever. I'll name you...
Lillipup: But my name is-
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Mars, God of War.
Lillipup Mars: whatisthis.jpg
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NOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU BOLD
Mars: Be quiet. You're lucky my stat boosts something worth boosting.
Gabriel: Shut up. I'm learning a good move soon. Just you wait and see.
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Gabriel: SEE.
(And more grinding. We went to Accumula, went shopping, listening to Prof. NoSammich and then...)
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Gabriel & Mars: Let's check it out.
Noooooooo
Gabriel: Sammich.
...Fine.
Mars: What?
Gabriel: I'll explain later...if I can.
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Sure fine.
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I thought it was Dennis.
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More like Team Lame. Have you seen their hair? Sooo last year.
Gabriel & Mar: ...
SHUT UP.
(AND THEN HE TALKED TALKED TALKED.)
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Zzzzz....what?
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Whoa slow down cowboy.
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That's what I JUST SAID.
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Um...yeah Cheren what're you talkin' about...
Mars: Do you think we should tell him that only he and that stalker can understand us?
Gabriel: ...No. We shouldn't. He has enough...problems as it is.
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THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID.
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You annoy me.
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Like L? I like L. L's awesome. Do you know L?
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Nice to meet you.
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Yup, that's right! And sammichs!
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...CHEREN YOU ARE NOT TAKING MY SAMMICH AWAY FROM ME.
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Canada, eh?
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Problem?
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Are you, guys?
M & G: It's like a dream within a dream within a dream.
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STRANGER DANGER AHHH
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Challenge accepted.
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Gab: Hi.
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Mars: BELIEVE IT!
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Gimme yo moneys, *****.
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But they like it in there...
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Nothing is perfect, N. You're not perfect, I'm not perfect, only my brother Nothing is perfect.
Nothing: Did someone call me?
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NEWSFLASH: NO ONE CARES.
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And then he left.
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Tell me about it.
(more skipping)
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Striaton City, eh?
Gab: It's where the first Gym Leader is. We should go there.
Okay then. We'll beat the first Gym Leader...FOR THE SAKE OF SAMMICHES!
M & G: facepalm.jpg
Question of the Day: Do you want protips?