Ryan/Piro/ravenstorture Fan Club

[ravenstorture]

Ryan says: No, try and see you pass Toto. XD

[Flygon_Zero]

Why would I want to? I'm not post crazed like you say you're not....xD

[ravenstorture]

Ryan says: I know. But still, you should try. :)

[Flygon_Zero]

Since when has trying gotten me anywhere?

Actually, I've done pretty good for myself post count wise today.
But still no....xD

[ravenstorture]

Ryan says: Your in the thousands. That is always good. :)

[Flygon_Zero]

Actually, if I could carry my posts over from my other accounts, I'd be nearing 3000 posts already. Too bad I can't carry them over....xD

[ravenstorture]

Ryan says: That would be cool if you could do that.

[Flygon_Zero]

Yeah, then I'd have more posts!

And I'd be more confident during the post count craze!
Too bad I can't though....oh well. Back to the sausage mines I go! *whistles*

[ravenstorture]

Ryan says: Yes, we can never have too many sausages. XD

[Flygon_Zero]

Hm....sausage....

*drool*
Oops....xD

[Ryoutarou]

Jorge *slaps Ryan * never use any other meat other then ham! XD

[ravenstorture]

Ryan says: We eat it though, Jorge. We don't worship it, like we do ham.

[Flygon_Zero]

Yeah, besides, if it wasn't for the sausage and the great Ham overlord, I'd be jobless....xD

[ravenstorture]

Ryan says: No, we could always put you back into slavery. :)

[Flygon_Zero]

Yeah. but slavery isn't so much a job as it is a hobby....xD

[ravenstorture]

Ryan says: Yeah, they are lazy slaves, so they just watch tv all the time. XD

[Flygon_Zero]

Yeah, I'd rahter just stay as the 5th general, in charge of sausage production and delivery! xD

[ravenstorture]

Ryan says: You only deliver them or Jorge, Me, or Alabaster.

[Flygon_Zero]

yeah, but I also produce them, so yeah....um....I dunno.

[ravenstorture]

Ryan says: You need another job too. What else do you want to do?

[Flygon_Zero]

Can I be in charge of telling the slaves when to stop being lazy and stuff?

I dunno. Sausage works fine for me though! xD

[ravenstorture]

Ryan says: They are all angsty and stuff, so you might not want to mess with them. XD

[Ryoutarou]

Jorge Says :Lets make him a nother cook?

[ravenstorture]

Ryan says: You can be head chef, how about that?

[Flygon_Zero]

That works for me.

I'm 5th general in charge of cooking, sausage production, and sausage delivery....xD

[ravenstorture]

Ryan says: But you better do a good job of it though.

[Flygon_Zero]

Of course I'll do a good job.
If I don't, you could always just execute me! xD

[ravenstorture]

Ryan says: Yay this is my 7000th post! I am off to sleep. Cya tommorow!

[Flygon_Zero]

Adios Ryan!
Cya when you don't sleep! xD
Wait, what? oO

[Ryoutarou]

Dang I still got 9 post left ><

[Flygon_Zero]

I only have one more after this one.

I just realized, I've listened to the same CD for the past hour or two....xD

[Ryoutarou]

Jorge Says: NO! Don't leave me ><! I need to get 7 more post XD

[Flygon_Zero]

Fine! I'll be the original one and stay past my limit.
Not as if I wanted to leave anyways....xD

[Ryoutarou]

Good! Now just banter on with me for a few post and I can sleep xD

[Flygon_Zero]

Oh so it's all about you now is it?

What about my wants and needs?
Well I don't have any so yeah....xD

[Ryoutarou]

Like I said, you'll get good praise in the new world order! XD *heads to DCC for final post*[

[Flygon_Zero]

And as I said, NEW WORLD ORDER!!!!!

Okay, so I didn't say it exactly like that but....xD

[Ninja Retsu]

Hi,Piro and everyone. Congratulations for your 7,000th post and 500th post here!

[ravenstorture]

Ryan says: Ryan thanks you BJ. Ryan really appreciates it. :)

[Ryoutarou]

Jorge Says: Jorge would also like to give Ryan congrats on his ginormus post count XD

[ravenstorture]

Ryan says: Ryan thanks thee bunnie god for the congrats.

[Ryoutarou]

Jorge SAys: Now it is time for the feast of 7000 pancakes XD

[ravenstorture]

Ryan says: Ryan is happy, even though Alabaster Lichenstein will most likely take all of them.

[Ryoutarou]

Jorge Says : We can just get the people to make us more...we're just that sexy.

[ravenstorture]

Ryan says: Ryan thinks that is true, considering Ryan has all those slaves out there watching tv.

[Ryoutarou]

Jorge Says : Now all we need is for them to enter the church.

[ravenstorture]

Ryan says: Ryan thinks that they would maul him if he took away their tv.

[Ryoutarou]

Jorge Says: But this would be a good idea to get them into pancake church.

[ravenstorture]

Ryan says: The tv is their life, Ryan knows!

[Ryoutarou]

Jorge Says: Yes but we need to reduacte them

[ravenstorture]

Ryan says: Ryan doesn't think they would want to. They love watching their Dr. Phil. XD

[Ryoutarou]

Jorge Says : But the Oprea is SO Much better, free stuff XD

[ravenstorture]

Ryan says: They love their Oprah too.

[Ryoutarou]

Jorge Says : Jorge would love another free Honda.

[ravenstorture]

Ryan says: Ryan really loves those Honda Elements.

[Ryoutarou]

Jorge SAys : We should get oprea to join PC to give us free stuff

[ravenstorture]

Ryan says: Or Ryan could just overtake Oprah and put her into hamism.

[Ryoutarou]

Jorge Says : Yes, she should feel the love of the ham

[ravenstorture]

Ryan says: Then she would give us free stuffs. XD

[Flygon_Zero]

You're brainwashing Oprah?!

cool. I wanna help.
You can knock her out wiith my cooking! xD

[Ryoutarou]

Jorge Says: But you actually have...oh wait you're cooking sucks compared to mine! XD Move along XD

[Flygon_Zero]

If you were such a great cook, you'd be head chef instead of me!

Seeing as how you're not...well, you get it...xD

[Ryoutarou]

Jorge Says: I am one of the general leaders I need to make plans not cook XD

[Flygon_Zero]

You could do both.

I have to run a kitchen and an entire continent! xD

[Ryoutarou]

Jorge Says: Ok...I SHALL do both while having you as the right hand cook XD

[Flygon_Zero]

Oh now that goes too far!
I stay head cook!
So back off please! xD

[Ryoutarou]

Jorge Says: ok then, you stick to cooking and I'll stick to world ruling XD

[Angel Tabitha]

Hello,Piro.Anyone pledge their alligence to you yet?

[Flygon_Zero]

No one pledges allegiance to him.

They pledge it to....the Ham...

[Angel Tabitha]

Ham?I don't like ham.Ham is nasty.

[Flygon_Zero]

Eek!
You've upset the mighty Ham overlord I reckon! xD

[Angel Tabitha]

Well XP to the mighty ham overlord.

*pokes Piro since he isn't around*

[ravenstorture]

Ryan returns. So what is going on everyone?

[Flygon_Zero]

Tabby disrespected the ham that's what's up! Grr....xD

[ravenstorture]

No, she didn't!?!?!? She must pay...

[Flygon_Zero]

Oh I know, thats what I said, and she said


XP to the mighty Ham overlord

[ravenstorture]

Alabaster Lichenstein is asleep, but when he wakes up, he shall have to Maul, tabby.

[Flygon_Zero]

Oh well, I guess it was semi nice knowing Tabby.
She shoulda listened.....

Oh well, at least now I get to say ," I told ya so!"

[ravenstorture]

Why did she have to come and insult ham in my club?

[Flygon_Zero]

I honestly have no idea....oO

[Ryoutarou]

Because she is evil right?

[Flygon_Zero]

Of course she's evil I reckon.

Why else would anyone insult....the Ham?

[Ryoutarou]

I know, theres nothing that can be as aevil as insulting the ham.

[Flygon_Zero]

Well, she could always insult the ham by it's real name.
That would be worserer...

[Ryoutarou]

If she can eve say the ham's real name I don't think she can actually XD

[Flygon_Zero]

Doesn't seem hard to pronounce....

But who knows? xD

[Ryoutarou]

I can say....wait yes I can never mind XD

[Flygon_Zero]

I can kinda say it, but it sounds funny when I do....xD

[Ryoutarou]

I can say it eaisly, no problem for me.

[ravenstorture]

Say what? What can you say?

[Ryoutarou]

Alabaster....I don't think he can say it at all.

[Flygon_Zero]

I can say it.
It's the last name that throws me off a bit though....xD

[ravenstorture]

Lichen as in the moss or whatever and stein as is Frankestein. Lichenstein. :)

[Ryoutarou]

See it IS an easy name. I can alwasy say it XD

[ravenstorture]

Yep. It looks hard, but it really isn't. Alabaster is the weird one for everyone, they think I am saying bastard.

[Ryoutarou]

Thats what I thought too, but its an easy one.

[ravenstorture]

It is pronounced the same way, but it is Alabaster, no D.

[Ryoutarou]

I know it was kinda reaky at first though.

[ravenstorture]

Anywho, he is still sleeping. So he can't maul Tabby yet. XD

[Flygon_Zero]

ah Ok,
I get it now.
I'm just bored today....boredom causes me to be stupider than normal! xD

[Ryoutarou]

Rudy go cook us food if you're so bored.

[Flygon_Zero]

What, you mean other than the faboulous buffet I just cooked and spread all over the table in my faboulous Egyptian style mansion?

[ravenstorture]

Yes, I am hungry IRL. I still have pizza. *Goes and gets some*

[Flygon_Zero]

No!

There's freshly made pizza in the buffet!
Go there! xD

[Ryoutarou]

Hotdogs...I wants me a hotdog to eat cause I'm hungry XD

[Flygon_Zero]

Oh well, I didn't make hotdogs.
There is hamburger, and stuff.
But no, no hotdogs.
Bobo got rid of them....xD

[ravenstorture]

Who is Bobo? Is that a kind of food?

[Flygon_Zero]

Ask JOrge about Bobo.

It was Bobo's fault anyways....xD

[ravenstorture]

Who's Bobo?!?! And has he switched to Hamism?

[Flygon_Zero]

Bobo is....*nods*.....dead.....:'(
Wait!
I'm glad he's gone!
xD

[ravenstorture]

WHO is BOBO?!?!?! *Ish losing his mind*

[Flygon_Zero]

Why not just ask Jorge? I can't remember what he looks like anyways...

[Carlito-san]

What have i missed?Anything new?

[ravenstorture]

What jorge looks like, or what Bobo looks like?

[Flygon_Zero]

O....M...G

What bobo looks like dummy....xD

[Carlito-san]

What did i miss? Hello? I exist!XDD

[Ryoutarou]

You do? I thought you were just a figment of our imagination.

[ravenstorture]

I thought I had just had too much alcohol! XD

[Flygon_Zero]

There's Jorge now!

Ask about Bobo!
Hurry! Before it's too late! xD

[ravenstorture]

Jorge, you tell me who Bobo is right now! XD

[Flygon_Zero]

Calm down Ryan....

No need to get all iffy....xD

[Ryoutarou]

Bobo ~! Bobo killed us all! XD

[ravenstorture]

Who's Bobo?! Omg, I swear I will smack you with a popsicle stick if you don't tell me! XD

[Flygon_Zero]

No, I killed Bobo.

remember?
I do. so Ha! xD

[ravenstorture]

*Smacks Rudy with popsicle stick* Tell me who Bobo is!!!

[Ryoutarou]

Bobo...the evil fiend that kicked Rudy for MSN XD

[ravenstorture]

I am still really confused which means...*smacks Jorge with popsicle stick*

[Flygon_Zero]

BobO got lost somewhere in the DCC.

Jorge posted him there, but who knows where he is now....?

[Ryoutarou]

Bo Bo is dead...does it matter now ?XD

[ravenstorture]

I hope Bobo dies so that you two won't continue to talk about him and then I don't have to sit here and wonder who Bobo is.

[Flygon_Zero]

Just search for Bobo in the DCC thread.

It's that simple I reckon! :P

[ravenstorture]

I killed Bobo, so I can't search for him.

[Ryoutarou]

You'll only find a dead body though

[Flygon_Zero]

I killed Bobo, so I can't search for him.Wrong.
I killed bobo.
I found Bobo though.
I guess it's a good thing I save my convo's for refrence...xD

[ravenstorture]

Nope. I'm 100% certain I killed Bobo.

[Flygon_Zero]

No!
Youre wrong.
I killed him.
There's proof of it....xD

[ravenstorture]

*Holds up Bobo's head* Ain't that proof enough? I killed him.

[Flygon_Zero]

You're still wrong.

Bobo didn't even have a head.
He was just dots and symbols....xD

[ravenstorture]

Then who the hell is this guy?!

[Flygon_Zero]

That is Bobo's newly found brother in law Jimbobo.

[ravenstorture]

Ohhh! So I killed Jimbobo. Oops. Sorry dude.

[Ryoutarou]

I don't care, all the bobo family is evil.

[Flygon_Zero]

Poor Bobo family, they never had a chance....

Oh well....tartlets....xD

[Ryoutarou]

Or you can just cook the bobo family themselfs ?XD

[Flygon_Zero]

They would taste rather stringy no?

[ravenstorture]

I don't want to eat Bobo or Jimbobo, actually.

[Ryoutarou]

I don't either but I think we have to.

[ravenstorture]

Why do we have to eat them?

[Ryoutarou]

Because thats what the Ham wants it seems.

[ravenstorture]

Lemme have a talk with Alabaster. I'm sure I can turn his mind around.

[Ryoutarou]

OK Either way I wann kill someone today :)

[ravenstorture]

Go kill Momma. That should be fun.

[Greed]

Meh, I might as well join. I do believe Piro's a fair mod. So put me in the list you kidsters, you. XD

*dies*

[ravenstorture]

w00t! New member! Welcome Cartoon! Whatcha doin?

[Flygon_Zero]

YAY new member!

Am I at least a higher ranking slave....? xD

[ravenstorture]

Nope. Your just a normal slave. XD

[Ryoutarou]

You're a middle class slave, so....you're going to fight in the coming war :)

[ravenstorture]

All slaves have to fight, Jorge.

[Ryoutarou]

Oh yeah, so I hope you have a fun time AND if you live then you get burnt by acid :)

[ravenstorture]

He won't live. And then he can't watch Dr.Phil with the rest of his slave peers.

[Ryoutarou]

But we can bring in preist Conan to talk to him before death.

[ravenstorture]

Can I get his autograph?!?! *Dies*

[Flygon_Zero]

Can't I just be a caterer slave?

That seems less dangerous.
That way, I'm still a slave, I still work with the food, and I still die.
It's a win win win.

[Ryoutarou]

You better he comes at 4 everyday just wait XD

[Greed]

Slaves? You monsters! XD Nah, jk jk. Erm.. w000t, I actually joined a member club. XD My first X3;

*dies*

[ravenstorture]

Wow. I am kinda close to catching up to DT.

[Flygon_Zero]

That's it....

I'm this close to breaking away from this army....
and starting a new branch to it....*evil grin*

[Greed]

o_o; Who's DT again?

*dies*

[ravenstorture]

You can't start a new branch to Jorge and I's army.

[Greed]

Isn't there already the Checks and Balances branches thinga-majigy? XD; jk~

*dies*

[Flygon_Zero]

Fine.

I won't do that then.
I'll do something different....
*eviler grin*

[ravenstorture]

You will start your own army. So cliche. Your army won't stand a chance against ours.

[Flygon_Zero]

I wasn't gonna start my own army.

Why would I?
I already had my own army, and gave it up to join this one.

[Ryoutarou]

To bad we gave up on our war XD

[ravenstorture]

No you didn't, because you wouldn't leave having your OWN army to come to another one just to be a cook. Therefore, I know your lying. :)

[Flygon_Zero]

No you didn't, because you wouldn't leave having your OWN army to come to another one just to be a cook. Therefore, I know your lying. :)No, I'm not lying.
Go check my fanclub.
I had my own army, and supporters.
This one seemed more fun anyways. So I did quit mine to join this one.

[Greed]

o_o;; Make love, not war man. XB; *ish a hippie*

*dies*

[Ryoutarou]

Well one day we might start the war again.

[Greed]

Nurrh, no war XP Wars bring death and pain to peeps man. When can we all get along? ;;

*dies*

[ravenstorture]

There isn't going to be a war anymore, Cartoon. :)

[Greed]

No war? Yeah man! X3; *celebrates by making everybody wear dyed t-shirts* We all stand for peace man :B Especially me, I'm the anti-war person. Sometimes, not all the time >.>

Erm.. again, make love not war! XD

*dies*

[ravenstorture]

Yay! Tie dyed shirts for everyone! :)

[Ryoutarou]

I REALLY wanted to make carrot bombs though >>;

[Greed]

w00t! and love for everybody! Ooooh, pretty girl avatar!*steals Piro's avatar and runs off with it*

*dies*

[ravenstorture]

No! You stay away from my avatar! XD

[Greed]

;; But mr. piro, I am in love! *takes out romantic poem and reads it to Piro's avatar* It doesn't matter our gender, oh sweet mr. piro's avatar, all that matters is our love ;; XD jk~ again

*dies*

[ravenstorture]

Nice, but still, you can't have my avatar. :P

[Greed]

Aw fine. Can I at least have Mr. Blue's avatar? I like gray *drools*

*dies*

[ravenstorture]

You would have to ask Jorge that question. I can't answer it for him.

[Greed]

Awwww, that's too bad. Err.. I mean.. Porfavor, senor Piro, dejame hacerle el amor apasionadamente a tu erm.. avatar? XDDD!

*dies*

[ravenstorture]

Gah I wish I was brought up actually knowing Spanish, but of course my parents don't. :(

[Greed]

Its easy! ^^ You can just ask me or anybody else who knows it. XD I know a bunch of spanish cuss words too >D

*dies*

[ravenstorture]

No, I was saying that because I didn't understand what you were saying.

[Greed]

*laughs nervously* You do not want to know what I just said. XD Let somebody who knows spanish translate that one! >D

*dies*

[ravenstorture]

Something about letting you love my avatar or something like that is all I can understand. o.O;

[Ryoutarou]

hey, I'd like a go with your avatar XD

[ravenstorture]

Could you understand everything he said, Jorge?

[Ryoutarou]

[colir=blue] Not a dang word XD Very wierd[/color]

[ravenstorture]

I understood what I posted before. XD

[Greed]

Something about letting you love my avatar or something like that is all I can understand. o.O;
Hehehehe.. Close, but not quite. >3

*dies*

[ravenstorture]

Ok, then say what it means! XD

[Ryoutarou]

You wanting to make love to his avatar?Oo

[Greed]

O____O BAH! He understood! XD

*dies*

[ravenstorture]

Uhh. *Runs away from cartoon.*

[Greed]

*chases Piro* Nuurrh! ;; Pretty pink girl! I lurve you pretty Mr. Piro's avatar!

*dies*

[ravenstorture]

OMg, he is going to rape me! Ahh! *I am seriously freaked out.*

[Flygon_Zero]

I don't know what to say about Cartoon's post.

I thought it would sound less creepy when translated back into English, but I was wrong.

Good luck Piro! xD

[Ryoutarou]

OO;;; You're creeping me the hell out now XD

[Greed]

OMg, he is going to rape me! Ahh! *I am seriously freaked out.*

*stops* He? I am a 'he'! ^____^ *cheers* I'm so happy now! Now I'm actually thought as a 'he' instead of a 'she'! ^-^

I thought it would sound less creepy when translated back into English, but I was wrong.

Good luck Piro! xD
Come on, choo, did you really think I'd say something in spanish just to show-off? >3

OO;;; You're creeping me the hell out now XD

*laughs evily* Knowing me, sweeties, I always creep the hell out of all of you guys! >D

*dies*

[Ryoutarou]

Yeah...I'll just step...over....*runs off*

[Greed]

*stops dancing and looks at Blue running away* Nuuhr! I want your avatar too!

*runs after Blue*

*dies*

[Ryoutarou]

sweet lord she's gonna kill me! Why?! Protect me ham! XD

[Greed]

*runs and pants* Wait for me ;; No quiero lastimarte, solo quiero.. eh, hacerle cosas a tu avatar? XD;;;

*looks at all non-spanish speakers* You don't want to know what I just said! >D

*dies*

[ravenstorture]

She just said that she doesn't want to hurt us, she just wants to do some things to our avatars. o.O; Ahh, run!

[Ryoutarou]

Sweet mother of! Get the hell away....run before she violates us! Violate...hehe.

[ravenstorture]

w00t! I am pretty sure I understood what she said. o.O;

[Ryoutarou]

Duh...we are mexican...spanish is kinda easy...for me at least XD

[Greed]

*stops* She? I'm a 'she' again? ;; Eeeeee! *roars for reasons unknown and chases Piro and Blue* You guys can't escape me >D I'm the super-perv >D

And how in the hell did you guys know what i was saying? XD These men are smarter than I thought >3

*dies*

[ravenstorture]

I guess I knew more spanish than I thought. Haha!

[Ryoutarou]

I guess I...oh wait that was easy for me XD

[ravenstorture]

*Runs away before it can attack him. Now he/she is now an it!*

[Greed]

*snaps fingers* Now, Piro and Blue have 2 options.

A) Give me avatars for reasons that Toon will explain later.

B) Toon will chase you two over and over until avatars are safely smuggled into Toon's pants.

Which one is it going to be? HAHAHAHA!

*dies*

[Ryoutarou]

I'll run...mainly because I don't know if I'm going into male or female pants XD Not that it makes a diffrence...runa way XD

[Greed]

Toon is erm.. both? XD; Actually, let's see if a clue will give you guys a nice shot of what the hell I am. XD

Let's see.. Erm.. *points at avatar* >D

That reminds me.. *humps own avatar* Who's next? >3

*dies*

[Flygon_Zero]

Wow, I had no clue you guys knew Spanish....oO


Anywho, I'm just glad my Avvy isn't desireable. xD

[ravenstorture]

Oh god, please save me...

[Greed]

*laughs and points to location* No God will save you now! >D

*in evil voice* Because I am Satan! >D

*dies*

[ravenstorture]

If you are satan, of course God will save us. Duh!

[Greed]

If you are satan, of course God will save us. Duh!

*stops laughing and looks at watch* But now Satan has to leave to his realm. But I'll be back..

And no this is not an act of cowardism! It is an act of bravery! >D But erm.. now I gotta.. erm.. RUN. *runs to Hell*

*arrows come from the sky and destroy Satan (me! >D)*

[Ryoutarou]

So WHAT is cartoon? A boy or a girl? Oo

[Flygon_Zero]

Read some of Cartoon's posts.

People usually leave incredibly obvious hints to their genders in their posts.

Oh well, back to my acidy coffin I go....*whistles*

[ravenstorture]

I dunno, but its humping its avatar. And I will report it too if it gets any worse. oO

[Ryoutarou]

Yeah...we don't need any avatar humping...o...k...that sounded ungodly creepy.

[ravenstorture]

Yes. I won't close the club, I will just have his/her posts deleted and such.

[Flygon_Zero]

So it's safe to be here now?

No more wondering who's avvy is next?
I mean, that was just odd....

[ravenstorture]

I think it is. Until it returns. *shudders*

[Flygon_Zero]

It's funny how you use It to identify Cartoon with.
Anywho, *whistles time away*

[Ryoutarou]

You people scare all hell out of mne OO;;;

[ravenstorture]

Well we dunno if Cartoon is a girl/guy, so we refer to it as an "it". XD

[Flygon_Zero]

Still, refering to it as an it seems odd....to me anyways....

Then again, so does it's activity....xD

[ravenstorture]

Yes, it was humping it's own avatar earlier. *shudders again*

[Ryoutarou]

God...don't remind me again >.<

[ravenstorture]

Hopefully it goes further so that someone bans it from the club and from being a total perv.

[Flygon_Zero]

Wowzers....

I didn't know it creeped you two out that much....

I just thought it was moderately creepy....I was wrong
YAY!
I love being wrong...

[Ryoutarou]

yeah, I don't ever wanna see it again XD

[ravenstorture]

Yeah, I sure hope it stops. XD

[Flygon_Zero]

Since it seems to have stopped, why don't you move onto a cheerier subject?

[ravenstorture]

I just passed DT and I am now in the 5th spot! ^^

[Flygon_Zero]

Congrats I reckon!

I'm still a few spots from reaching my goal of making it onto page three though...xD

[ravenstorture]

It has to say something if I jumped from spot 15 to spot 5 within about a week and a half, if even that long.