Let's Play: Pokémon: Emerald Version

[THAT WONDERFUL PIXY GUY!]

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A Let's Play by: THAT WONDERFUL PIXY GUY!

[css-span="float: right;"]http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/d/db/Pokemon_Emerald_boxart_EN-US.jpg/250px-Pokemon_Emerald_boxart_EN-US.jpg[/css-span][css-span="float: left;"]http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/c/cb/EmeraldJapanese.png/250px-EmeraldJapanese.png[/css-span]Welcome, and thank you for flying Air-Pixy. We hope you enjoy this Let's Play.

If you're reading this, congratulations, you're a wonderful person.

In case you just clicked this for the sake of clicking it and didn't read the title, congratulations, you are officially obsessive compulsive.

Either way, this will be a Let's Play of Pokémon Emerald. Since I don't have a mic, I'll just be using screenshots. n_n

Frankly, I'm not a big fan of GEN III. Then again, it's been years since I last beat Ruby, maybe the updated version will make me enjoy it?

Either way, prepare for High-Voltage Screaming Action. If you get that reference, you deserve a medal. If you didn't, here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTCEHhxsH3Q).

Actual Let's Play are here.

Episode 1: Take a Drink Every Time I Make a God Joke

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Such a jump in graphical quality. I just wish the original GBA had a backlight so you could see the graphics.

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Where am I? Who are you? Why are you here? What's going on?

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This just in, the protagonists of the Pokémon games are all aliens.

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Missed a frame of text, promise it won't happen again.

Everyone in the armpit of a town I live in.

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Can I eat it?

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Some people collect them, some people want to use them to take over the world, some people wanted to sell them, they generally get passed around like currency.

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A professor doing research? Are you sure you aren't M. Night Shyamalan because that's SOME KIND of plot twist.

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I'll give you 3 guesses.

Punches in name.

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Disregard originality, acquire actual name.

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You can put that Lotad away now.

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Now I understand, he's god and he wants me to pick my gender and name and stuff.

NOW THAT I HAVE SAID IT, IT IS NOW CANON.

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Can I at least get a brochure?

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See, he can even tell the future.

GOD.

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Friends? I can't even talk. I guess that's the price for meeting with god.

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It's funny because he won't be there.

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And now I'm in a truck.

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And now I'm leaving the truck.

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How this truck got here is anyone's guess. It's not like there are roads anywhere but major cities.

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She made me, didn't she?

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See, god knew.

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I miss Johto already.

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Of course I didn't get my own room. Dad's Pokémon NEED THEIR BEAUTY SLEEP.

Walks inside.

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Way bigger than how it looks on the outside.

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At least with robots you can turn them off. What happens if Pokémon start revolting? Now I see why N doesn't like this.

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What? I don't live in the wine cellar anymore? Awesome.

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Him getting me a clock almost makes up for him never being around.

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God, those Vigoroth look terrifying.

Heads upstairs.

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Another thing, how the hell did they beat me inside and already have enough time to set up my GC? Vigoroth can't learn Extreme Speed.

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Well, better set the in-game clock.

Sets clock.

Mom barges in.

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Well, I can't watch the rats fight that one tarantula anymore, but besides that it's a pretty large step up. You even splurged and got me a first generation Macintosh Personal Computer.

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Not that you did anything.

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I'm never coming back here.

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What are you? An infomercial for things I can't have?

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That computer isn't worth the plastic its casing is made of.

Walks downstairs.

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What do you want from my life?

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A gym leader in a news story relating to HIS GYM? No.

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You suck. A lot. Just saying.

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Seriously, I'm shocked I haven't ringed your neck by now.

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I don't even want Latios or Latias if it means coming back here.

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I wonder if his friend is god...

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My dad is friends with the all-knowing invader of dreams!

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Yeah, I need him to make sure he tells me what came first, the Torchic or the egg?

Goes to Lord Birch's house.

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A mere mortal is married to god?

Truly this woman will soon ascend to god-hood.

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...

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SHE READ MY MIND.

GOD.

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How long as she been the same age as me?

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She must have known it was me, being the child of two gods and all.

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Since your god, she's definitely upstairs now. Well, better completely forget about finding god himself and distract myself with his offspring.

Goes upstairs.

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Oh no, she'll want a sacrificial offering. D:

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Just read my mind.

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Maybe one day I'll have the power to read peoples' minds.

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Could you tell me how the truck got here? I have no clue how.

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Glad to meet you too MAY.

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Not much of a dream.

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He does know everyone. Being omni-sentient.

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Has she noticed I'm not much of a talker?

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Someone has social problems.

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And then it got creepy.

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Your dad could have died because of you, just saying.

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Somehow, I beat her there.

Goes to help Divine Savior Birch.

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Hey look, a small person.

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They're pretty hard to miss. What with the GBA's terrible sound chip.

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You could always just run.

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Quite easily. It's not like I don't have any Pokémon.

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SOMEONE'S IN TROUBLE.

Leaps into action.

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Oh noes, Super-Birch is being attacked by a giant raccoon.

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Now, he could easily smite this raccoon, but, I'm sure he wants to test me.

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Okay.

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Now, to let you people decide my starter Pokémon. I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100. Whoever is closest gets to choose the species, they will not have a nickname.

Episode 2: Would You Like a Tutorial? Yes or Yes? (http://www.pokecommunity.com/showpost.php?p=6719668&postcount=11)

Episode 3: It'll be a Miracle if I Can Even Get This Far

[Kenpokid]

Hehe, good first episode!
My guess is 42, as it is The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. And Torchic, the others suck :O

[kagan2]

hmmm...I say...meheheh...13!...and Torchic....he can burn houses down with lemons!!!

[Almost Me]

I'm thinking 79.

If I'm right, you have to start with Treecko.

[Curious.]

I'm thinking of the number 50. I like it so far, very funny. :3

[Yo Face Here]

That's pretty funny, yeah! I pick the number two. :3

If I'm right, you must choose Mudkip. Mwahaha.

[countryemo]

56, treecko. :)

Great LP, so much 'god' though haha. Hope to see you continue.

[Tachibana Azumi]

I'm going to say 69 (lol), and you can start with Mudkip. C:

Funny LP, and good luck with the game!

[ChaosJester083]

I'm going with the magical number 27 and I want treecko because he's Awesome

[Tropical Sunlight]

78, and this is quite funny to read.
And if I happen to be right, please pick a Treecko.

[THAT WONDERFUL PIXY GUY!]

UPDATE

Episode 2: Would You Like a Tutorial? Yes or Yes?

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The number was 36.

ZIGZAGOON ATTACKS!

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My first Pokémon battle! Surely this will blow my mind.

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I can't wait!

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Yeah, this is gonna take a while.

Several Scratch spams and victory later.

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Without a Pokémon, of course.

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You are the worst God/Pokémon Professor ever.

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OH CRAP, he can hear me. Gotta repent!

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Wait, he was just searching my mind for my name. n_n

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See you there. Perhaps.

To Professor Birch's Lab/Holy Land

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Yes?

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Of course, you would know.

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I scratched repeatedly. It wasn't very hard.

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I was planning on donating. Competence is very rare in this world.

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Thanks. With his fire power I can burn all of my enemies to a crisp. n_n

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I'm not creative enough.

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Thanks bro.

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She ran right by you when you were getting attacked.

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No, but I don't think I have a choice in the matter.

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Happy long enough not to devour my flesh and consume my soul.

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'Kay.

Goes to Birch/Super God residence.

Walks and talks to Mrs. Birch.

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I just got trolled by god. :C

Walks North to Route 101.

Manages to get to Oldale without random encounter.

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Gee, I wonder why that man is blocking the route?

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I don't see why I can't just walk around them, but okay.

Walks North to Route 103.

ENCOUNTER.

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This is gonna be painful.

Torchic used Scratch!

Wingull used Water Gun!

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Okay...

Several rounds of back and forth later.

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Better go to the Pokémon Centre, something even I can't make interesting. :U

Heals.

Continues North.

ENCOUNTER.

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GEE, I wonder if this is going to be long, tedious and repetitive?

Several Scratch spams later.

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I was right.

Back to Pokémon Centre.

Back up North.

Talks to May.

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She speaks to herself.

Crazy.

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How did you know I was here? I don't speak.

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I wish I could be god and see what's inside of peoples' pockets.

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I don't see why not.

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I've been a trainer as long as you. Your Pokémon is just as strong as mine. Actually, it's weaker.

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Yay, my first rival battle!

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Oh yeah.

Torchic used Scratch.

Mudkip used Water Gun.

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Hmm. I might not win at this rate.

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I'm going to have to do something drastic.

Torchic used Growl.

Foe Mudkip's Attack fell!

Mudkip used Tackle.

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Now, it's a matter of Scratch spamming.

Several rounds of spamming later.

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That's a lot of info.

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Beating seasoned trainers.

Like a boss.

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Getting paid?

Like a boss.

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I'm a prophet now?

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How can you tell that?

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Step 1: Put Pokémon in ball.
Step 2: ?????
Step 3: PROFIT!!!

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Bye.

Walks South with her.

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You're the fast one.

Continues South.

Enter Holy Ground/Birch's Lab.

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'Sup bro.

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How does he know this?

God.

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And I beat her without breaking a sweat.

I am a prophet. I wonder how I'll save the world?

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I'll need it for my world crossing quest to save humanity.

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Magical technology is magic.

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I like how you randomly establish that May is your child.

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While you screw around with Pokémon, you send your under-aged, defenseless daughter into the wilderness for you?

You sir, are a douchebag.

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Be amazed!

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More presents? :D

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Magical Pokémon capture capsules.

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An omniscient narrator?

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Gotta catch 'em all!

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I'll do the same.

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If I find any intimidating Pokémon, I'll be sure to catch them.

May leaves, I follow and head North.

WILD MOM APPEARS!

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What do you want?

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Where did you think I was the past few minutes?

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Have you been stalking me?

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Shoes that will become completely obsolete once I get my bike? Sweet.

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They'll be useful until I get to the bike city.

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Narrator count: 2

Can't get through a long anything without a counting gag.

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What?

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Did you just skim over the instructions? How stupid are you?

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And now she changes the topic.

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I'm a prophet, I don't need you or your smelly home.

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I hate you.

Begins walking North.

ENCOUNTER!

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Low on health.

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What a magical function.

Continues North.

Oldale Town.

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Hey look, it's this game's equivalent to the old man who needed coffee. I wonder how his track search went...

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AND?

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I've never felt such a strange combination of anger and pity.

Heals up at Pokémon Centre.

Walks West.

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That sucks.

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Time for another spam-a-thon.

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That wouldn't have helped.

Continues West.

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Bug Pokémon, the Pokémon equivalent of low-level grunts.

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This is getting annoying.

Scratch spam both of his wimpy Wurmples.

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Die in a hole.

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What the hell is that thing?

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Holy crap, it's a person.

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Now, the game is just screwing with me.

Walks North.

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God-freaking-dammit.

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I'm going to rip you to shreds.

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I wonder how long this will go on?

Scratch spam both his Zigzagoon and his Tailow.

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You were wrong.

Walks East.

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What are these things?

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I only see one.

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I guess.

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Narrator count: 3

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What the hell?

Walks West.

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Not fighting you.

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Finally, civilization.

[Wya77]

This is very entertaining. Keep it up!