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Gymnotide
July 24th, 2011, 08:15 AM
ITT: Reviving this thread because I couldn't find a more recent one.

What are the worst lyrics you have ever heard?

Alli
July 24th, 2011, 08:19 AM
"We goin to WallyWallyWallyWallyWallyWally World"
"She in dat lingerie section, she buying pantypantypantypantyhoes!"

I can't w/ this song. Just...no. No. I can't.

Jake♫
July 24th, 2011, 09:36 AM
"IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY! EVERYBODY'S LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND WEEKEND. FRIDAY FRIDAY GETTING DOWN ON FRIDAY! EVERYBODY'S LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND!"

*shot* But yet I still love it...

o3o
July 24th, 2011, 09:51 AM
"IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY! EVERYBODY'S LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND WEEKEND. FRIDAY FRIDAY GETTING DOWN ON FRIDAY! EVERYBODY'S LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND!"

*shot* But yet I still love it...

You stole my idea. ;___;

But anyway, ehh... Basically the lyrics to the whole song 'Chacarron Macarron'. I mean, seriously?

Ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus alsualsualualauusualulus Chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron, chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron chacarron, n chacarron aliluliron chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron

Gymnotide
July 24th, 2011, 08:47 PM
Pretttttttyyyy sure Arkmusic has made worse songs than Friday, actually.



You stole my idea. ;___;

But anyway, ehh... Basically the lyrics to the whole song 'Chacarron Macarron'. I mean, seriously?

Ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus alsualsualualauusualulus Chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron, chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron chacarron, n chacarron aliluliron chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron

Oh, right. That song, heh. I don't think that really counts though since it was made to intentionally be gibberish :3

~*!*~Tatsujin Gosuto~*!*~
July 25th, 2011, 07:11 AM
Any song that is written by Ke$ha because the lyrics are beyond terrible.


:t354:TG

Esper
July 25th, 2011, 07:46 AM
"Let's have some fun
This beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick"

I mean, really. :|
Not the worst I've ever heard, but it's pretty bad.

Nuke
July 25th, 2011, 08:42 AM
You stole my idea. ;___;

But anyway, ehh... Basically the lyrics to the whole song 'Chacarron Macarron'. I mean, seriously?

Ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus alsualsualualauusualulus Chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron, chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron chacarron, n chacarron aliluliron chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron

And you stole mine. :l

Oh well I have plenty more options..

Behold!

Blackout Crew - Put A Donk On It

Yeah, yeah it's sick that, yeah that's good.
Wait hold on a minute, pull it up, stop. You know what you wanna do with that right, you wanna put a bangin' donk on it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah thats sick. That is sick!
I can deffinatly drop to that one, all we need now is like a hook like.
You know what ive got actualy the perfect one.
Baseline! (Ahh wicked!)
Put a donk on it.
Electro! (Ahh that is sick that mate!)
Put a donk on it.
Techno! (Ohhh that is good!)
Put a donk on it.
Ey, thats good that Tony!
Ahahah sick!
Baseline! (Where'd you learn that one)
Put a donk on it.
Electro! (Yeah i like that.)
Put a donk on it.
Techno! (That one's good.)
Put a donk on it.
Donk d-donk donk donk donk.

Soulja Boy - Yahh

(Hey, SoulJa Boy, can I get your autograph?) Yahhh, Trick, Yahhh!
(Yo, Arab, I really like you, man) Yahhh, Trick, Yahhh!
(Is Collipark) Yah, Yah, Trick, Yah Yahhh!
(Yeah, I was wonderin, can I be on your next) Yahhh, Yahhh, Trick!

Get out my face x300 million

and finally this is just one line, but it. is. awful.

Chipmunk - Champion

Life's like an eel but try and get a hold.

I have more but I'd be here forever.

Blue Nocturne
July 25th, 2011, 09:34 AM
While not the absolute worst, these lines from Jessie J's Price Tag deserves a mention:
Everybody look to their left,
Everybody look to their right.

... WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT! What does that have to do with everything you've... "sung" and everything that comes after!?

Gymnotide
July 25th, 2011, 03:43 PM
JU DAH JU DA AH AS!
JU DAH JU DA AH AS!

ThisIsNotJared
July 25th, 2011, 07:47 PM
To add on to that Friday post above...

"We we we so excited, we so excited, we looking forward to the wee-uh-kend!"

Abusing "we" a bit much aren't we? Dammit, there we go again. And again! *Shot with an explosive rifle*

Boomburst
July 25th, 2011, 10:42 PM
Jenna Rose's OMG has some absoulte gems in it.

"Beep Beep. Toot Toot. Boom Boom."

As a side note, Jenna's 12 years old.

Gymnotide
July 26th, 2011, 01:08 AM
lololol My favorite Jenna Rose part is

"A, B, C. 1, 2, 3. That girl wore her jeans like me.
I bet she's mad, 'cause I look fab...
Ha ha ha ha, jack my swag!"

The 'ha ha ha ha' part makes me so happy.

Ultraviolence
July 26th, 2011, 09:46 AM
Any song that is written by Ke$ha because the lyrics are beyond terrible.


:t354:TG

Nah, she's a good song writer if you boil her songs down. Listen to "Crazy Beautiful Life", "The Harold Song" and "Animal".

The worst lyrics?
SWAGGER JAGGER. SWAGGER JAGGER. You should get some of your own!
I mean really. Rebecca Black's songs aren't bad at all, I dont understand all the hate.

Gymnotide
July 26th, 2011, 10:19 AM
^The Harold Song has nice lyrics :)

Seki
July 27th, 2011, 12:31 AM
"baby, baby, baby, noooooo" yes, its justin bieber.
and may be the fun pack song. (whichyouhavetofindoutwhatisthatanditsapatecticparodyofbadromancereallyembarrasedbythatsong)

Katalyst
July 27th, 2011, 05:01 AM
Either Justin Bieber's "Baby" or Rebecca Black's "Friday". Seriously, whoever wrote the lyrics to those songs should be banned from music.

There's also this song about pants (don't remember the song's title) that I've heard some time ago and... seriously. It's beyond facepalming.

Gymnotide
July 27th, 2011, 09:12 AM
lol Was it Jenna Rose?
'Cause I posted her earlier.

Katalyst
July 27th, 2011, 09:43 AM
lol Was it Jenna Rose?
'Cause I posted her earlier.

Just googled and yup, it's her. Seriously... people tell them they can be singers and they believe.

Look at these lyrics... And these aren't even the full lyrics. It's... just stupid to write about pants.
Staring out my window I brush my hair
Getting dressed to meet my friends
But I don't know what to wear
Commercial shows on my T.V.
About these cool designer jeans
That I tried on, at the mall,
I change the channel and look what I see

Hannah Montana's wearing my jeans
Ashley Tisdale's wearing my jeans
Keke Palmer's wearing my jeans
I just can't believe they wore those jeans like me

Oh-oh-oo-o-oh, oh-oh-oo-o-oh, oh-oh-oo-o-oh
She wore those jeans like me
Oh-oh-oo-o-oh, oh-oh-oo-o-oh, oh-oh-oo-o-oh
She wore those jeans like me
She wore those jeans like me

Staring at the mall window
I finger through a smile
I thought about how cool I'd look if I had them on right now
I'm anxious, and excited, they're on my mind
It feels like heelies are racing, on my spine
(Ooh-eeh)

I just can't wait to call these my jeans
Everyone can look at me in my jeans
I can go anywhere in my jeans
But I still can believe she wore those jeans like me

Mr Cat Dog
July 27th, 2011, 09:57 AM
Anyone else who insults the lyrical, Shakespearean prose of Jenna Rose's 'My Jeans' gets infracted! Srsly.

Houndour2005
July 27th, 2011, 10:44 AM
Irelande Douze Pointe by Dustin the Turkey

From 2008.

Oh I come, from a nation
What knows how to write a song...
Oh Europe, where or where did it all go wrong....?

COME ON!!!!!!

Irelande douze points

Drag acts and bad acts and Terry Wogan's wig
Mad acts and sad acts, it was Johnny Logan's gig

Shake your feathers and pop your beak
Shake em to the west and to the east
Wave euro hands and euro feet
Wiggle to the edge of the turkey beat

Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Do the funky beat

D O E double B L E Yeah

Hello Abba, hello Bono, hello Helsinki
Ola Prague, hello sailor, se la vie
Alvida sein Mama Mia, and god save the Queen
Bon joir Serbia, good day Austria
You know what I mean?

Gymnotide
July 27th, 2011, 11:02 AM
Anyone else who insults the lyrical, Shakespearean prose of Jenna Rose's 'My Jeans' gets infracted! Srsly.

Yeah, well...

I met you're mad
'Cause I look fab.

She has a new song, right? I think it might be even worse.
The actual lyrics are:

Beep beep
Toot toot
Beep beep
Toot toot
Boom boom