View Full Version : 1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]
January 26th, 2012, 11:48 AM
283. Ride you'r bike in Walmart while using you'r hand to tip things over.
January 26th, 2012, 11:51 AM
284. Get a group of your friends and dress up as power rnagers dino thunder charecters- Then beat up random people thinking their tyranodrones, the workers are elsa and zeltrax, and the manager is mesogog. afterwords, attack them for being kelszacks and lothor. If you do this sucessfully- congrats. your banned from wallmart for life and have multiple offenses of Harassment
January 26th, 2012, 11:53 AM
285. Karate kick the manager's butt. xD
(Me love Karate, lol)
January 26th, 2012, 11:55 AM
286.Decide that your going to flood the store, and actually do it
January 26th, 2012, 11:58 AM
287. Go in the store with a axe and pretend you'r a murderer, then destroy the store with it. :P Take dat Walmart!
The Corrupt Plague
January 27th, 2012, 03:31 PM
288. Find a way to get into the P.A system and play your favorite song on it at full volume!
THAT WONDERFUL PIXY GUY!
January 27th, 2012, 03:32 PM
Spoil every movie, book and TV show in the store.
January 27th, 2012, 06:42 PM
290. Have a jousting match with the scooters they have and a pair of crutches. (I tried this, it's awesome.)
February 1st, 2012, 09:44 AM
291.Run into the store screaming, "MAGICAL SORCE! Mystic force" and then kick over 5 isles of items- and trip somone. 1827231 points for manager, 500 for worker, 134 for civilian shopping
February 2nd, 2012, 07:37 PM
292. NOTE: This WILL cost ALOT of money, so consider your other options before doing this.
That being said, have a mechaninc make you and your friends their very own custom MARIO KART, and have a REAL Mario Kart race inside the store. The only Items you can use are Bombs, since Blue Shells don't exist YET. All I'm gonna say, if you decide to race, that it's gonna feel more like MW3 than Mario Kart if you actually go through with this.
293. Go to Wal-Mart, get a job at Wal-Mart, then talk like this to every kid you see in the same creepy voice like this guy: RANDY MARSH FROM SOUTHPARK EVERYBODY!
February 2nd, 2012, 07:49 PM
294 - Cosplay as your favorite anime character and even imitate their lines.
February 14th, 2012, 10:30 AM
Steal a purse and place it in a cart. Then tell the lady you stole the purse from:
"Miss, I think that that man/woman stole your purse!"
and point to the person wheeling the random cart. Then, while there is confusion, walk up to a random person and hit them as hard as you can. They will flip out, hush them and say:
"Miss/Mister, hush hush. At least I didn't steal your purse."
February 14th, 2012, 11:10 AM
Walk in wearing a black ski mask, keep wearing them for the duration of being inside, and just go around browsing the aisles.*
*You may not get thrown out if ski masks are to be expected around your local Wal-Mart.
Try and count how many boxes of candy you can eat before you purchase it.*
*You may need more than $5 to do this, depending on how skilled you are.
Get some friends* and play Keepy-Uppy with every fruit and veggie** you can get from the store. Bonus points for leaving a dripping stain on the ceiling!
*Friends not required.
**Meat can be substituted.
February 23rd, 2012, 07:50 PM
Make yourself a shell shape out of cardboard and imitate Oshawott's Razor Shell attack.
The Grubby Pup
February 24th, 2012, 11:26 PM
Slap box with a jug of orange juice and lose. And when I say orange juice, I mean SunnyD. LOL
February 25th, 2012, 04:49 PM
Go planking on a shelf stocked with jars of baby food :P
February 26th, 2012, 02:24 AM
Have a cosplaying contest and people go "why are the workers dressed as anime characters?". Definite laughter!
February 26th, 2012, 03:59 AM
Go there with PaintBall gun and start shooting random people.
That would be cool xD
February 26th, 2012, 04:02 AM
Tell your workers that you are wanted for questioning over a Gay & Lesbian party promoting Mardi Gras.
February 29th, 2012, 09:00 PM
Find an empty aisle where there is only you and one more person. Knock them out. Then, take the price tag off of a sweater, and attach it to the person, and put them in a cart. Wheel the cart to a very popular place in Wal-Mart and start screaming that there is a sale on butlers/maids.
Walk up to a cashier, and scream in their ear as loud as you can. While they are busy freaking out at you, run away and steal some apples. Come back. Throw an apple at the same cashier, then sit down, and start eating an apple. As people surround you, fake choking, then subtly swallow the apple. Hold your breath and play dead. When a person comes up to you, tackle them and then make them take a bite out of the apple you were eating.
Start rolling on the floor, screaming:
"THIS WILL PROTECT ME FROM THE DARK ONES!"
When people give you weird looks, get up and kiss them. Then, resume rolling on the floor.
Grab all the pickle jars, then open them. With this done, start rolling five down a random aisle screaming: "PICKLE RACES!"
Take another five open jars and walk into the restroom. See those shoes indicating someone in a stall? Roll in a pickle jar, and count down in a robotic voice from ten. When you reach zero, make an explosion noise. Repeat until all five jars are in that random person's stall.
Then, take the remaining jars and pour pickle juice in random girl's purses or down random men's shirts. After every act, scream out:
"MOODOO HA HA!"
March 14th, 2012, 06:24 PM
Admit to your co-workers you still watch kids shows on TV.
March 14th, 2012, 06:47 PM
310. Run up to customers holding items and hit the item out of their hand regardless of what it is. Then yell "DENIED!"
March 14th, 2012, 10:24 PM
Act like you have Autism, just like Sheldon!
The Grubby Pup
March 15th, 2012, 07:58 PM
Oil slick the ground with some Baby Oil...Brought from their store.
March 15th, 2012, 08:00 PM
#313: Punch people in the face if they don't like Oshawotts.
March 15th, 2012, 08:07 PM
314: Ride around the store in a shopping cart with a friend and shoot silly string at everyone. Brownie points if you spray the manager in the face.
The Grubby Pup
March 15th, 2012, 08:12 PM
Pick up a Tickle Me Elmo doll and lay on the ground, while placing the doll on top of yourself and start screaming RAPE!!!!
March 15th, 2012, 11:13 PM
Dress in US Army gear, pop on glasses and claim to your co-workers that you have been accused of the biggest leak in American history.
March 16th, 2012, 06:05 AM
Have a competition with your friends of who can lick the most people's faces.
March 16th, 2012, 06:16 AM
Announce that Wal-Mart is selling the latest iPod, expect a stampede!
March 16th, 2012, 08:40 PM
Stand in front of the store screaming that you saw a vision of Wal-Mart's roof collapsing, and that nobody should enter the store if they want to live.
March 16th, 2012, 10:19 PM
Come to work with a suspicious tattoo and claim to your co-workers that you have mysterious powers.
March 22nd, 2012, 06:42 PM
Bring a giraffe, or a camel ....any size will do...(might want to go to the zoo first) and the Six Flags guy (or a friend with a sewing kit to disguise himself) to crash into the Walmart building, and play "We Like to Party" over the loudspeaker and hop onto the patio sets, and start dancing with your friends. (If you bring the camel, play "My Humps.")...and then wake up, because no one would do this. Just sing the Jigglypuff song over the loudspeaker, and once everyone's asleep, draw on their faces.
March 22nd, 2012, 09:27 PM
322: Periodically switch the washroom signs around.
March 22nd, 2012, 10:21 PM
Stick a male sign on the female toilets and a female sign on the male toilet. Then watch a female worker enter what she thinks is a female toilet only to discover there are urinals.
March 23rd, 2012, 05:41 AM
Get a guy to dress like Gary Oak, and you be Misty (or other way around if you're a guy), and start making out, and then say, OH MY GOSH! Caterpies are everywhere! And yell around screaming, flailing your arms, and shout "THE CATERPIES ARE COMING!" twice. Misty can get all hyper going, "OHHH MY GODD!!!!!" And get the mallet, and start knocking things off the shelves, running all over the store. Gary can say, "smell ya later" on a bullhorn when it's time to go.
March 23rd, 2012, 03:16 PM
Put a long blue wig on and say this to your colleagues when there's a situation - No need to worry!
Just like my fave Pokemon anime character Dawn.
March 23rd, 2012, 04:38 PM
Dress up like the bikers, like have a Gyarados or a Krookodile on the back of your jacket, and have a bike race across the store, and say, no access to the bike section unless you have a bike... (Like they do on cycling road...) And, anyone who looks at you, call them a punk. XD (The only way to get to the bikes in the store is by going to that section... you need a bike to get a bike...)
March 23rd, 2012, 04:49 PM
Announce via PA that Pokemon Black 2 & White 2 have just been released then every Pokefan that wants a copy will create a stampede just to get it.
March 23rd, 2012, 05:17 PM
Bring a Shark in a giant aquarium and put it at the Seafood section.
Break every rule possible.
March 23rd, 2012, 05:21 PM
Change your uniforms to the Cross Academy uniforms from Vampire Knight. Have one side of the Wal-Mart be the Night Class and the other be the Day Class.
March 23rd, 2012, 05:36 PM
331: Solid Snake. Box. Do it. (Seriously I did this one.)
332: Urban sprint EVERYTHING then realise the McDonalds is inside the store. ****.
333: Get the candy strips, open each package, sit near entrance throwing the strips at people while yelling "GAY BACON STRIPS!" as you throw.
March 23rd, 2012, 05:40 PM
334. Tell the manager there's toilet paper on his face, and then get it off his leg...with peanut butter on your hands.
March 23rd, 2012, 05:52 PM
Get two friends and walk inside the store. Have one friend say over the loudspeaker:
"A strange biological phenomenon has occurred in the outer world! Literal ZOMBIES are here! Due to this, we must lock down the store..."
Have the other friend use make-up on you to make you look like a zombie. Terrorize the store. Have the friend do teh same. Over the loudspeaker, do as much as you can to convince the customers that there is a zombie apocalypse going on.
March 23rd, 2012, 06:29 PM
336. Dress up like a video game character, and act out the battle scenes. ROLEPLAY!!! :D pretend a cactus is a Pokemon....and go! SOLAR BEAM! Put on your sunglasses first... XD
March 23rd, 2012, 08:12 PM
Announce that Wal-Mart is going digital and you need Facebook or Twitter account to ask what you want to buy.
March 24th, 2012, 11:37 AM
338. Paint a giant Smeargle on the wall licking a turnip.
March 24th, 2012, 11:54 AM
339: Set up a LAN party of Team Fortress 2 in the technology section using their on-display computers.
March 24th, 2012, 12:17 PM
340. Play WOW on the biggest TV there, and sing, "Little hamsters... big adventures..." [that song from Hamtaro over the loudspeaker...]
April 6th, 2012, 02:25 AM
341. Pretend you're Pac-man and every item gives you points, while the guards are the ghosts
April 6th, 2012, 02:28 AM
Claim everyone that the FBI is hunting you down.
April 6th, 2012, 02:31 AM
Pretend you're drunk and fall over everyone and thing
April 7th, 2012, 09:41 AM
345. Take some tomato juice, then proceed to dump it on the floor, making a trail leading to the women's restroom.
April 7th, 2012, 09:42 AM
Tell your friends to come and party in the video games section.
April 7th, 2012, 10:05 AM
Try to catch everyone in Pokeballs
April 7th, 2012, 10:56 AM
Everything you can buy are weights meant for training
April 7th, 2012, 10:57 AM
349/ Hire Chip N Dales dancers to seduce the boss and employees.
April 7th, 2012, 01:29 PM
Run around and scream, never stop
April 7th, 2012, 05:05 PM
354. Rip everything up with a chainsaw and blame it on the old lady.
April 7th, 2012, 05:32 PM
Bring in a bulldozer and crash the party.
April 7th, 2012, 05:36 PM
356. Put up a Kmart banner over the Walmart logo causing an immediate drop in sales
April 8th, 2012, 01:24 AM
Have all the workers not wear their uniforms for a day.
April 8th, 2012, 01:26 AM
Knock off every thing in the shop
April 8th, 2012, 01:36 AM
Face paint a flag on everyone's face to learn more about your colleagues' cultures.
April 8th, 2012, 01:51 AM
Discover someone leaking documents about why Wal-Mart is stupid, then you discover it's your colleagues who betrayed you.
April 8th, 2012, 02:36 AM
363. Put 6 cans of beer inside a microwave and tune it to 30 seconds and see what happens.. >=)
April 8th, 2012, 02:54 AM
Get a lot of dogs (at least 20) and release them inside.
April 8th, 2012, 03:10 PM
365. Go into the photo center in the store and get into other peoples' pictures.
April 8th, 2012, 05:33 PM
366. Have a Pokemon battle in the store, and act like the Pokemon... like...take the flowers from the plastic flowers section, and throw it...call it your Petal Dance attack, and say...BELL BELL LOSSOM! Someone else can be Squirtle and use the bubble wand to blow bubbles for the Bubblebeam attack. Bellossom can spin into things after five turns since it gets confused, and eat a strawberry to heal confusion...or someone could play the recorder (like the Yellow flute) and heal confusion attack. The battle will totally knock everything off the shelves. Get a friend who knows Karate to use Hi Jump Kick and Karate Chop, being Hitmonlee for the double battle. Also, have someone be Delibird and use the wrapping paper to use Present.
April 8th, 2012, 06:15 PM
367. Live in the store by sleeping on the garden section's outdoor furniture, playing the demo game systems, and eating the free samples. Never leave, and when asked, say that the Constitution gives you the right to free property.
April 8th, 2012, 08:22 PM
368. Scream "ALLAH WOLOLOLOL" with sausages under your shirt and then spray stink-liquid all over random passerby while peeing yourself.
April 8th, 2012, 11:24 PM
369. Start screaming and run around saying that HE is after you
April 9th, 2012, 08:21 AM
371. Run around and tackle everyone
April 9th, 2012, 09:38 AM
372. Run around and tackle kick everyone's crotch
April 9th, 2012, 10:59 AM
373. Shoot the one who kicks you in the crotch... with a gun.
You won't be staying there for a long time
April 9th, 2012, 11:01 AM
374. Twist everyone's nips.
April 9th, 2012, 01:34 PM
375. Kick yourself just outside the front door
< Snorlax >
April 9th, 2012, 03:30 PM
376. Play Rick Astley over the intercom.
April 9th, 2012, 03:35 PM
Slip things into people's shopping cart (Bonus points for putting things like tampons and condoms in XD) (More bonus points if you don't get caught, but that would ruin the fun of this fourm, so get caught)
April 9th, 2012, 10:56 PM
379. Stick a kick me paper on your back and wait at the entrance until a ****** kid comes by (or adult, but then you're really an *******).
April 9th, 2012, 11:51 PM
381. Gain superpowers and then use them in an obvious way, destroying a part of the building.
< Snorlax >
April 10th, 2012, 01:01 PM
382. Run around the store in a superman costume complete with a cape and attempt to fly.
April 10th, 2012, 01:33 PM
383. Start throwing monkey poop all over the place.
April 10th, 2012, 10:40 PM
384. Run around with pepper spray and spray on everyone, especially the guards.
April 10th, 2012, 10:46 PM
Peeing on their sale products...
April 11th, 2012, 12:10 AM
386. Eat the food in the store without buying it
April 11th, 2012, 04:17 AM
387, bring a stereo and play the Pirates of the Caribbean theme while having a sword fight against someone with vegetables in the produce isle.
April 11th, 2012, 04:19 AM
388: Throwing flash grenades at employees
April 11th, 2012, 04:28 AM
389: Moonwalk in place on top of one of the grocery belts the cashiers have.
April 11th, 2012, 04:33 AM
390: Build a self booting contraption (Simpsons fans would see this when Mr Burns wants a new heir) and boot yourself out the door
April 11th, 2012, 09:03 AM
391. Spray spray cheese all over items, screaming "Jesus told me!" the whole time.
April 11th, 2012, 10:13 AM
Sell their stuff for lower prices inside the store and call it "market sharing"
April 11th, 2012, 10:22 AM
Send out Heskey at all customers...
April 11th, 2012, 10:26 AM
394. Yell at all of the cashiers for not letting you buy Poke Balls or Hyper Potions.
April 11th, 2012, 10:27 AM
Enter the store with an Mammoth MKII...
April 11th, 2012, 02:26 PM
396. Knock down all of the shelves like dominoes.
April 11th, 2012, 06:51 PM
397: Play cart bowling, see how many people you can knock down from a distance with a cart loaded with the heaviest items in the store. Bonus points if you get an employee.
April 12th, 2012, 11:09 PM
Here's something spooky...
If the 13th of a month falls on a Friday, paint a 13 on a large sign and say everything is only $13. But it comes at a cost, everyone needs to have a tattoo on their neck, carry a gun or bleach their hair to get the discount.
(Guess where I got the idea from)
April 14th, 2012, 03:09 AM
399. Yell, "Spongebob put me in a box for three months, trying to give me a make-over, and wouldn't let me have some chicken which he said I devoured within minutes upon opening the container!" and rip up as many boxes as you can find...say..."I'm looking for eggs! It's EASTER..." and have it be Christmas when you do it....idk...
April 14th, 2012, 03:12 AM
Celebrate your fave colleague's birthday with a massive discount on all stock only to discover it isn't their birthday.
April 14th, 2012, 03:16 AM
401. Go into a rage finding out you barely didn't become #400
April 14th, 2012, 03:19 AM
402. Make it look like you're eating cat food, saying it's a delicacy. "THIS FOOD=MINE. BACK OFF. NOW." Making oming and noming nosies. Then, step on it after you spit it up, because you're definitely not going to like the taste of it, especially if you don't like seafood. Make-out with the floor, and compliment its kissing technique.
April 14th, 2012, 03:20 AM
403. Bring all your dog pokemon inside
April 14th, 2012, 03:22 AM
404. Lick one's poodle saying, "mmm...These are good pooding pops." Sound like a guy named Bill. Do it in the dog food section. (Don't actually do it, just make it look like you are... and say, "finger lickin' good.")
April 14th, 2012, 03:24 AM
405. Set of a gas bomb inside
April 14th, 2012, 03:28 AM
406 . Sing naughty words to little kids
April 14th, 2012, 03:30 AM
407. Pass gas, or in your case, float an air biscuit, if you're from the land of tea and crumpets, and say, "ah...sir, do you enjoy this stench?" Watch them look at you in disgust. Say this seriously, too, because it's funnier if you're serious about it.
April 14th, 2012, 03:31 AM
408. Pretend you're a vampire and bite everyone's neck
April 14th, 2012, 03:33 AM
409. Go into the store with a bunch of friends with homemade Twilight shirts saying which Team you're on, but you and your worst rival, who's pretending to be your BFF for the day, even though you two hate each other. If no one's on your team, draw on the face of those who don't like you. You can let your clan wear vampire fangs, and have the others sport hair extensions. Have a sword fight with a light-saber, and say, TWILIGHT/STAR WARS CROSSOVER BIOTCH! It helps if you and your worst rival are named Edward and Jacob.
April 14th, 2012, 03:33 AM
410. Use blood magic with other people's blood
April 14th, 2012, 03:41 AM
411. Claim you hear voices when someone announces a sale on the intercom, or asks someone to come. Act really obnoxious and annoying when you do it. On a megaphone, say, "SHUT UP! (use vulgarity too.) "YOU ARE SOOOOO LOUD_AH!"
April 14th, 2012, 03:44 AM
Change the worker's uniforms into Team Rocket uniforms, then react to people saying "Why is there an R on your shirt?".
April 14th, 2012, 03:46 AM
413. Edit. Walk up to people, individually, telling them, "HEY, you like just like (insert someone here)," watch them get infuriated.
"Tell everyone they remind you of someone who looks nothing like them and watch them get angry, while you flee on your mobile device" ...like a scooter.
The number's right, but there's two 411's.... Why is that? O.o <talking to self.... OOOH...I'm such a weirdy! I talk to myself....I guess that's why I'm So INTA-RES-TING!
April 14th, 2012, 03:50 AM
413. Tell everyone they remind you of someone who looks nothing like them and watch them get angry, while you flee on your mobile device...
That should have been 412.
Record all your worker's movements, comprise into a video and then upload it to YouTube with the title "Collateral Workers". (Guess where I got that idea from)
April 14th, 2012, 07:47 AM
416. Attempt to have a fish fry in the fish section. Grab some chairs, tables and grills. But don't cook the baby sharks, they'll attack you.
< Snorlax >
April 14th, 2012, 06:18 PM
418. Go get a couple of your friends, each get a shopping cart. Now let yourselves cause a lot of mayhem when doing a circuit around the store.
April 14th, 2012, 07:34 PM
420: Fill your cart with as much frozen fish as you can, and leave it somewhere. Get another cart, and then do the same thing with it...
Lather, rinse, and repeat.
April 14th, 2012, 07:38 PM
That should have been 420.
Tell people that Wal-Mart is going Japanese, selling stuff related to various anime and manga.
April 14th, 2012, 07:41 PM
Whoops. Forgot to include that... Thanks!
422: Invite as many people as you can to sit and watch a move on one of the TVs that is on display, and leave... Do this for as long as you can.
April 14th, 2012, 09:19 PM
Give a 50% discount to customers if they wear glasses, watch The Big Bang Theory, use computers 24/7 or any other nerdy traits.
April 15th, 2012, 12:33 PM
426: If they have office chairs on display, navigate the store only by pushing yourself around on them... If a manager or employee sees you and walks to you, scoot as fast as you can to avoid them!
April 16th, 2012, 02:27 AM
Tell your workmates there are aliens invading the Wal-Mart. Push the button that sets off the alarm and people will be scrambling when they say "It's the end of the world!"
April 16th, 2012, 05:38 AM
Have everyone come to work with quirky hairstyles and lab coats so you can act like Pokemon B2/W2's new scientist/professor character Akuroma!
April 17th, 2012, 08:07 PM
Call your workers by number instead of name.
< Snorlax >
April 29th, 2012, 02:37 PM
Announce to everybody that there is an alleged shoplifter hiding in the store, and act like you totally mean it.
May 3rd, 2012, 05:03 AM
Replace all the workers with anime enthusiasts.
< Snorlax >
May 3rd, 2012, 12:39 PM
Let loose a lot of robots controlled by you in the store.
May 3rd, 2012, 01:44 PM
Run through the isles with a Gryffindor banner while screaming, "SLYTHERIIIIIIIINNN!!!!" and proceed to the brooms, picking one out and continuing your tirade while riding on said broomstick.
After said event, toss away the banner and stand straight, broomstick in hand. Then slam the blunt end on the ground while screaming:
May 4th, 2012, 12:20 PM
438. Put Cheetos up the manager's nose.
May 4th, 2012, 06:25 PM
439 Throw everything off the shelves screaming YOLO.
May 4th, 2012, 07:10 PM
Dress up as Thor, and go on a destructive rampage destroying all the shelves with a hammer and when someone tells you to stop yell "THE SON OF ODIN TAKES NO ORDERS" and hit them with it.
May 4th, 2012, 09:06 PM
441: grab a big green Button and use it as a frisbee destroying everything.
442: Pretend you're bulbasaur and use Vine whip...by throwing plants around and killing pplz.
< Snorlax >
May 5th, 2012, 04:47 PM
443: Whack everyone in the store with an old keyboard.
May 5th, 2012, 10:03 PM
444 shout out "Stacks on the manager!" And jump on the manager!
May 5th, 2012, 10:06 PM
Claim that you saw fat, fire-breathing pigs in the store.
< Snorlax >
May 6th, 2012, 05:56 AM
Dress up as Ash Ketchum and run around the store saying "GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!"
May 8th, 2012, 07:48 AM
447...Glomp as many people as you can after dumping all the pillows on the floor, so they have a soft landing...
May 8th, 2012, 01:28 PM
When the intercom comes on yell out "Oh no its the voices again!" -assume fetal pistion-
< Snorlax >
May 12th, 2012, 09:05 AM
449. Pretend you're Niko Bellic and whack everyone in the store.
May 12th, 2012, 11:04 AM
450. Open an unpayed bag of chips in the store and go eat them in front of the WideScreen TV section.
< Snorlax >
May 12th, 2012, 01:44 PM
451. Two words: Play dead.
May 16th, 2012, 04:15 AM
Convince all female workers to cosplay as Bianca and male workers to cosplay as Cheren, then watch all the DualRivalShippers come...
May 19th, 2012, 06:08 AM
453. Break the most valuable item in the store. When the manager comes, blame him and shout, "YOU ARE FIRED!!! GET OUT OF MY STORE OR I WILL BREAK THE WHOLE STORE !!!"
454. If that doesn't work, slap his face with salmon.
May 19th, 2012, 06:10 AM
Get all male workers to straighten their tie and then the women will say "Bishie alert!"
May 27th, 2012, 01:04 PM
Hide in the other sex's bathroom, and scare people as they come in.
Alternative to above: If you don't want to scare people, then feel free to greet them as they come in. Perhaps show them around and help them do their business.
May 27th, 2012, 01:04 PM
Bring a magnet to the DVD section and erase all of the movies.
May 27th, 2012, 04:28 PM
458. let a large amount of screech owls into the the store.
459. Dress up as some little kid's mom, and when they ask you for something spin around really fast, put on a fedora, hand them a fishing rod, and run away humming a sneaky song.
May 27th, 2012, 07:47 PM
Play the scary music from the shower scene in Psycho and tell over the loudspeaker that you are a serial killer.
May 28th, 2012, 10:00 AM
461. Steal a whole bunch of towels and spray paint from the store and spray paint "DONT PANIC" on all the towels. And put them back where they came from.
May 29th, 2012, 10:10 PM
462. Tell everyone Spongebob's your dad, and then introduce your pal, John, saying, "here's Johnny..." like in The Shining...
May 29th, 2012, 10:58 PM
Go into rageface when customers don't ask you.
May 29th, 2012, 11:54 PM
Annoy all the workers by making the price tags into ragefaces.
May 30th, 2012, 10:48 AM
Switch the price tags around so there is a $100 teddy bear and $5 game system
May 31st, 2012, 10:09 PM
Admit to your workmates that One Direction is your fave band.
May 31st, 2012, 10:17 PM
Grab water bottles, and soap, drench yourself and take a shower.
May 31st, 2012, 10:38 PM
Film a video showing your workmates chatting away about secrets and conspiracy. Then the next day, someone loses their job...
June 1st, 2012, 07:12 PM
472 Try to pay for a flat-screen in pennies. It almost worked.
June 10th, 2012, 01:24 AM
Demand the workers to turn all the boring news into funny news.
June 11th, 2012, 09:09 AM
475- Replace all the toilet paper with sandpaper. Stolen from the Walmart, of course.
June 11th, 2012, 09:25 AM
476: Kill one of the cashiers.
June 11th, 2012, 10:30 AM
478. Eat all of the food in the food court, regardless whether you paid for it or not.
June 11th, 2012, 12:08 PM
478. Get a bunch of adult magazines and place them on the magazine rack.
479. Get a bunch of adult magazines, cut out each page, and leave them all over the store; especially in boxes that have openings, like twelve-packs.
480. Get four pigs and label them 1, 2, 3, and 5. Then let them loose in the store, and watch as they try to find number 4.
June 11th, 2012, 12:45 PM
481. Say bad words directly at the cashier. That would be cruel, and I wouldn't do that if I were myself.
June 11th, 2012, 02:16 PM
483: I've memorized which Pokemon has 483 as its national number.
Destroy all the clocks in the store.
June 11th, 2012, 04:29 PM
480. Get four pigs and label them 1, 2, 3, and 5. Then let them loose in the store, and watch as they try to find number 4.
^CLASSIC. lol. Aren't you supposed to put butter on them first, though?
484(which has the square root of...22? I think.)
Splatter paint the lingerie section.
Tell people that you support unions. Sure way to get kicked out, as this is Walmart.
Break all the electronics in the store, and then run to the manager with a bunch of them, claiming either that "MissingNo broke it" or that "a gremlin broke it".
June 11th, 2012, 04:57 PM
487. Tell dead baby jokes over the intercom.
488. Around Christmas time announce that Santa Claus isn't real over the intercom.
June 11th, 2012, 06:30 PM
Seal the doors shut with Cement
June 12th, 2012, 12:34 PM
491. Plan a demolition for Wal-Mart.
492. Force the Wal-Mart store to change its logo back to its original logo.
June 12th, 2012, 12:51 PM
495. Break one of the TVs, and stomp on a diamond.
June 12th, 2012, 02:00 PM
Seal all the entrances to the bathrooms.
June 13th, 2012, 04:05 AM
498. Making a port sign, wearing a T-shirt displaying your favorite store that isn't Wlmart, and shouting loudly how much you hate Walmart, what sucks about it, disrespecting personel and ranting about how your prefered store is far greater.
June 13th, 2012, 10:57 AM
499: Promote Target by shouting "GO TO TARGET! IT'S MORE AWESOME THAN WAL-MART!" to the customers.
June 13th, 2012, 12:25 PM
500. (gotta make this one extra awesome!)
Hide in the clothes racks dressed as a unicorn, and jump out at little children.
June 15th, 2012, 11:21 AM
Grab a Nerf dart gun from the toy isle, and run around screaming that there are zombies outside. Then, get control of the intercom and shout that every customer needs to arm themselves with a Nerf dart gun.
June 16th, 2012, 02:57 AM
Turn people smuggling into a business and advertise it.
June 16th, 2012, 07:36 AM
A whole bunch of stuff got deleted, so the current number is 492.
493. Let a bunch of rabid beavers into the bathrooms.
June 16th, 2012, 10:27 AM
494. Take three dogs put 1, 2, and 4 on their collars and release them into the store then go on the P.A. system and announce a reward for finding all four. Then laugh when people can find the ones with 1, 2, and 4 on their collars and try to find the one with 3 on it's collar.
June 27th, 2012, 06:34 AM
#495. Make-out in the sheets "section," & use the pillows. Just do what is not considered PG...no pillow fights. Those are dangerous. Lay down at some point.
#496. Hit the manager or cashier in the head with a pillow, challenge him or her to a pillow fight.
#497. Open up a box of your favorite snack, lick every piece, & put it back on the shelf. Casually.
& I Guessed the #'s.
June 27th, 2012, 06:49 AM
Fill baby diapers with peanutbutter and start throwing them at people.
June 27th, 2012, 09:02 AM
Jump in the washer with a toaster and get a nice shock of energy.
June 28th, 2012, 03:14 AM
Make all your workmates pretend they are the opposite gender by getting them to do... CROSSDRESSING.
June 28th, 2012, 09:02 AM
Rave on and on about you getting mugged at comicon because you liked bad anime.
June 29th, 2012, 12:42 AM
Wear a lab coat to work and claim that your name means "colorless".
June 29th, 2012, 05:03 AM
505. Dye your hair green and hide in the back corner of the store, playing with a spray-painted Rubix Cube and muttering about how you've been betrayed.
June 29th, 2012, 10:24 AM
Grab a vacuum and some green jelly... GHOSTBUSTERS!
June 29th, 2012, 11:03 PM
Run in screaming gibberish while clothed in a Barney costume.
For extra points, carry an axe! You will be the mad axe-man-dinosaur-thing! No really, it'll be great!
June 29th, 2012, 11:23 PM
Have all the workers dressed up as their fave anime characters.
July 2nd, 2012, 06:39 AM
509. Give everyone coupons to use that were made with paper & a magic marker, & say it's free coupon day & you get a yogurt that smells like strawberry if you use it. Laugh if they can't use it by hiding behind their cart. :P
July 2nd, 2012, 08:15 AM
Hit the lights, let the music [you turned on] move yourself, lose your in WALMART.
July 2nd, 2012, 08:42 AM
Walk into Walmart with a bottle of Jack Daniels and a blunt in the other with a group of people passing around the smoke and drink. Then go to where the big bouncy balls are and start playing dodgeball with other customers and climb the shelves.
Actually... that would get you a trip to the cell lol.
July 2nd, 2012, 09:05 AM
Get some sodas, shake them up, tape them to the ground, get an oxygen tank, turn it to full air, and let it hit the sodas making them explode one by one.
July 4th, 2012, 07:47 AM
Put up a sign saying "Rageface Discount - Get mad and you pay less!"
July 4th, 2012, 07:53 AM
514 Graffiti the walls saying Kmart Rules!!!
July 4th, 2012, 07:59 AM
Record a list of all Japanese products for the sake of fans of Japanese culture.
The Noob Hacker
July 4th, 2012, 12:22 PM
Come in a blue jumpsuit and insist on paying for your things with bottle caps.
July 6th, 2012, 01:32 PM
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take back the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
July 6th, 2012, 01:36 PM
518. Insist that every overweight man you see is Santa Claus. then bother them to give you the gun from portal XDDD
Actually, forget I said that. It's really mean.
But if we're still going on the Portal referencing thing...
519. Get a Sharpie and draw the Aperture logo on the bottom of random products :D
The Noob Hacker
July 6th, 2012, 02:07 PM
520. Enter Wal-Mart, with a crazy white wig and a lab coat, by bursting through the front door. Then yell "What year is it?" Once someone, preferably a cashier, tells you the date, run out of the store. Come back five years later in the same manner wearing the same attire, approach the same cashier you did five years prior, ask them the date. Once they give it to you, run about the store like a madman yelling "It worked! It worked!" at the top of your lungs.
July 6th, 2012, 03:04 PM
Drop the Piano. Drop it. Just drop it.
July 7th, 2012, 02:00 AM
Scream at customers for not worshipping Celestia and Luna while throwing MLP books at people claiming to be a prophet.
July 10th, 2012, 03:53 AM
Play all the Pokemon anime themes on the speaker.
July 10th, 2012, 04:31 AM
Hang Best-Buy ads all over the shop.
Lt. Col. Fantastic
July 10th, 2012, 05:36 AM
Fill the bathroom with fire extinguisher
July 10th, 2012, 05:38 AM
When someone is sleeping (if that ever happens), do NOT try to REVIVE that person. The Homestuck way.
July 10th, 2012, 06:15 AM
Get hired as a clerk, and then when anyone tries to ask you anything say something random about Pokemon. Specifically about how much the customer looks like a certain character. The one that they look the least like.
July 10th, 2012, 10:29 PM
Wear a lab coat to work and make your hair all weird-looking like Colress.
July 11th, 2012, 05:20 AM
Rage in random old people's faces about how you hate Colress's name...
July 12th, 2012, 11:43 AM
530, go into wal-mart with a battery powered guitar amp and guitar, then grab a cart. Put the amp facing up in the basket and have a friend push the cart while your blasting riffs. (I know from experience) haha
July 13th, 2012, 11:45 AM
531. Make your dog drink a lot of water, and then let it pee on random products.
July 13th, 2012, 05:34 PM
Write on the walls or draw pictures of Chell.
Grow an awesome beard and mumble behind walls.
July 13th, 2012, 05:38 PM
Take a poop in your hand and throw it at people. 544
July 13th, 2012, 09:07 PM
Dance the Moonwalk like Michael Jackson.
July 13th, 2012, 09:09 PM
Go in with a Michael Myers suit while holding a fake knife and fake blood packets and go up to people and stab them.
July 13th, 2012, 09:11 PM
Bring suspicious items to work... which gets you locked in jail.
July 13th, 2012, 09:13 PM
^ only Hikari would do that.
dress in a thong and go up to the sound system aisle and play the party boy theme.
July 14th, 2012, 05:23 AM
Go steal all the phones, change the background on them to a picture of MissingNo and watch people who buy them think that the phone is messed up. Better yet, steal people's phones and do this to them.
July 14th, 2012, 05:31 AM
Convince workers to protest by opening their windows and then shouting out loud.
July 17th, 2012, 01:02 PM
Dress up as a Spy from TF2 and backstab everyone you see with a butterfly knife. VERY DEADLY.
July 17th, 2012, 03:02 PM
PUT KETCHUP...ON EVERYTHING. Like sofas.
Go up to anyone who is buying a soda or candy, and scream "YOU ARE BUYING CORN!!" in their face.
July 17th, 2012, 07:33 PM
Dress up in rainbow colors and promote LGBT's impact on the world.
July 18th, 2012, 03:56 AM
^knowing walmart that would probably get you kicked out...
Hold magnets up to all the computers.
July 18th, 2012, 04:13 AM
Dress up as all the Homestuck trolls.
July 19th, 2012, 10:21 AM
TROLLEY CART WARS THROUGH EVERY AISLE IN WALMART!
July 20th, 2012, 05:59 PM
Confuse your gender so the workers will think "What?".
July 21st, 2012, 11:19 AM
Steal some paint from the store and paint large archways over random doors. Then make a serial-killer face, dye your hair black and pile it on your head in a weird way, and shove people into said doors, laughing maniacally.
July 21st, 2012, 03:07 PM
Pretend to sell pirated DVDs.
July 21st, 2012, 08:32 PM
Have all workers use no computers.
July 22nd, 2012, 05:11 PM
Hack Wi-Fi and put up sign that says FREE WIFI.
July 22nd, 2012, 06:40 PM
Offer up a stand giving out free hacked Pokemon, which will get all Pokemon gamers excited. Then you get arrested for offering hacked, illegal Pokemon.
July 23rd, 2012, 03:32 AM
Moon random people, and you'll definitely get kicked out.
July 24th, 2012, 03:08 AM
Sell merchandise saying "Please Make This Guy A Free Man", then watch all the protesters that come to get it.
July 24th, 2012, 03:51 AM
Start distributing Private leaks about Wallmart's dealings.
July 24th, 2012, 03:56 AM
Hire someone to throw all customers in jail.
July 24th, 2012, 04:10 AM
Just randomly paint the walls in like 100 different colours.
August 2nd, 2012, 05:08 AM
Hire a comedy team to pose as the workers.
August 2nd, 2012, 05:19 AM
Take a rifle in the store and shoot random targets.
August 2nd, 2012, 07:54 AM
571: Dart around the store humming the Mission Impossible theme with your shirt off.
572: Kick a marble at a row, and watch it tumble down on the manager. Shout "AHHHHHHHH" repetitively then say "Oops".
573: Redress yourself to wear opposite gender clothes, put your other clothes on the hook, and when they look, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!" Twice.
574: Redress yourself to wear opposite gender clothes, sprint to the person you're impersonating and say "HEY SIS"!
575: Kick the manager until he lands on an open box of pins.
August 2nd, 2012, 04:04 PM
Dress as the My Little Ponies for joke purposes.
August 2nd, 2012, 07:36 PM
Poke eyes and a troll face mask and wreck havoc!
August 2nd, 2012, 09:54 PM
Get in those powered carts and race them around wal-mart.
Go to the section with hygiene, and sex stuff grab a box of condoms and throw them all over their merchandise. That would be hilarious to see someone doing that. I think that would make "news".
August 3rd, 2012, 01:20 AM
580: Do Awesome Face to annoy the manager.
581: Do Awesome Face to annoy a customer.
August 3rd, 2012, 08:10 AM
Claim to be a vampire and bite people.
August 3rd, 2012, 08:29 AM
Organize a illegal Walmart race
August 3rd, 2012, 08:46 AM
Say hello to the manger in Spongebob's voice.
Say "Abra Kadabra" and throw a basketball and then say "Go Alakazam!"
Do a wrestling match against the manager and win.
Throw your handbag into the manager's face.
Make jokes with Julian Assange.
August 3rd, 2012, 08:48 AM
Go to the video game aisle and get a long chair and sit at the game system and play for hours while little kids cry cuz your hogging it.
August 3rd, 2012, 08:50 AM
Eat the videogames like a snorlax
August 3rd, 2012, 09:05 AM
Use a toy water gun on the manager.
Jump around the store knocking everything and everybody over.
Call the manager Gary Oak.
Clog up the toilet and inform the manager about it.
August 3rd, 2012, 09:08 AM
Throw the canned sodas on the ground and watch them explode and make a huge puddle.
August 3rd, 2012, 09:11 AM
make a Lambo crash in the entrance
August 3rd, 2012, 09:23 AM
^ Have fun in prison paying fines hehe
596.. What made Shadow crash into the entrance was he was going too fast and realized Wal-Mart is at this turn and drifted too soon. Wait Lambo's can't drift.....
Walk around the store with a bong and smoke out of it.