Metagross...

[jynx]

Given that Metagross have 4 brains...

What would you think would happen in a Metagross's mind?
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E.g.

Brain1: Hey, there's a Pidgey!
Brain2: Let's train with this.
Brain3: This Pidgey is too weak...
Brain2: How on Earth do you know?
Brain4: It's not evolved...
Brain2: Only have 1 speed effort grade.
Brain3: We don't need speed effort grade...
Brain1: But I wanna fight...

and so on :P

[Castrainer]

Brain1: Man, I want some pizza...
Brain2: Na, tacos!
Brain3: No, Chinese I tell you!
Brain4: How can you eat all that MSG??? Lets go American, lets eat burgers!
Brain1: Stop bein' so lame!
*Comet Punch (to self)*

Brain 1: Look at that Sneasel!
Brain 2: Its an Ice Pokémon, and his attacks doesnt affect us too much~
Brain 3: Out of our attacks, Meteor Mash is super effective~
Brain 4: But we have chances to miss it, Sneasel is a quick Pokémon.
Brain 1: Lets make a trap them!

Both quotes came from the "Smart ones..." Thread, located at "Pokémon General" in the "General Pokémon Discussion" Section of the PokéCommunity~ xD

[jynx]

Ya, I know.
That's why I started this XD

[Castrainer]

Ya, I know.
That's why I started this XD

Yes, I know that too~ xD

One more~ =P

Brain 1: #2, the right way is the LEFT!
Brain 2: No way, Right is the pwnage. We shall go there!
Brain 3: I vote for Left!
Brain 4: I vote for Left too!
Brain 2: Suckers...

[jynx]

Brain 1: #2, the right way is the LEFT!
Brain 2: No way, Right is the pwnage. We shall go there!
Brain 3: I vote for Left!
Brain 4: I vote for Left too!
Brain 2: Suckers...
Brain1: Hey, go there now!
Brain2: No
Brain3: Walk!
Brain4: Brain2 controls muscles...you know
Brain1,3,4:Oh NO~~~!

[Murpheos]

Brain 1: Who farted?
Brain 2: Not me!
Brain 3: Whoever smelt it, dealt it!
Brain 4: Whoa! That stink is way rank!

[jynx]

Brain1: Right! Let's do some homework
Brain2: Ok, maths first.
Brain3: Heck no! Physics!
Brain4: Apparently, there's a lot more Chemistry than those 2...
Brain1: Right...chemistry
Brain2: But you need the formula from maths!
Brain3: And physics
Brain4: argh...

[Lion Heart]

To bad Metagross can't Comet Punch.

[Mr Cat Dog]

Meta 1: Look, there's a hot Metang. She's mine!
Meta 2: Hey, is saw her first.
Meta 3: No fair! I want to meet her
Meta 4: I want some chilli fries
*The Metagross walks over*
Metas 1, 2 and 3: Hey gorgeous. How you doing.
Metang: I'm fine... although I would like some chilli fries XD

[~Dragonair~]

Brain 1: Who´s gonna do all the homework?
Brain 2: Duh, that´s obvious. Brain 4
Brain 3: I guess I´ll do it then.
Brain 4: Dude, I´m not wasting my time on the homework.
Brain 1: Let´s just be lazy and watch TV.

[jynx]

Brain1: Who's going to calculate pi?
Brain2: Everyone knows that pi=3.14
Brain3: Heck no, its 3.14159
Brain4: Wrong...
Brain1: That's why I'm asking whos calculating!
Brain2: let pi be 3.14, nice and simple.
Brain4: Let pi be 3=o=|||
Brain3: Ok...so area=pi r squared?
Brain1: Think so.
Brain2: So WHAT are we calculating?
Brain3: Let's all NOT calculate...at least not me

[_Rayquaza_Adict_]

Brain one: But we are genderless.
Brain two: So that means....
Brain three: We can't ha-ha-have...
Brain four: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Brain one: But how were we created?
Brain two: I don't know.
Brain three: The idiot's who designed us genderless......
Brain four: Let's plot against them.

Brain one:.... We don't even have mothers, we shall eat the producers of us.

All say:Victory shall yet be ours. *Evil eye shift*

Angel walks in.

Angel:Your mom.

All Meta's say: SHUT UP!

Angel: Your mom's shut up, in bed.

All Meta's say: WE DON'T HAVE MOMS, AND THEIR GENDERLESS, AND ALL OF US WEIGH SO MUCH (NO FAT, JUST STEEL) THAT THE BED WILL BREAK!

Angel: Your mom broke the bed, in bed.

All Meta's say: YOUR JOKES DON'T MAKE SENSE!

Angel say's: Your mom doesn't make sense, in bed.

Metagross hits Angel hard in the stomache but it bounces back from all the fat Angel has.

***Angel is this fat kid from my school, who's your mom joke's suck.***

[kohei]

lol!!!!! I can't believe it... the thing I said started this...!
Any way...

Brain1: *thinking* "Tackle"
Brain2: *thinking* "Fly"
Brain3: *thinking* "Leer"
Brain4: "Dude, even though we have 4 brains, it's not fun playing Pokemon with one body... I can see all the moves you are choosing! And Brain 1, stop using Magicarp!"