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Sableye~
January 6th, 2013, 05:48 PM
What are some odd things you have been called? Whether it be online or offline, share them here.

Offline-
Incompetent donkey (not to be mistaken for incontinent donkey, please)
Demon (referred to as one)
(Random plays off my first and middle names)
Tina (Which is totally different from my name- don't know what happened)
Miles (Apparently my hat and hair were similar to the singer in alter bridge- until that was explained to me, I was so confused)
Unknown Caller (My number is blocked, so my best friend's brother started calling me that)
Mrs Santa (That one really got on my nerves...the person who kept calling me that ended up with a bloody hand)
Sociopath (Ahaha, I didn't mind being referred to as one)
Thug (My dad likes to tease about the way I dress)
Ferretface (So glad he stopped calling me this one)
and something pretty darn suggestive. I don't even want to know why they started calling me that. D:


Online-
Pudding dumpling (didn't exactly like that nickname)
Fetus (I don't even know why they called me this, nor do I want to)
Lightning/Light/Flame/Slender/Slendy (All plays on my usernames of another website)
Daughter (Joke from another website; I ended up calling that person 'mom')
Bby (Friend on another website liked to pretend that we're engaged; we freaked out a new user that way)
Emo (Same friend that calls me 'Daughter' was teasing me one night about the cuts on my hand)
Stupid/Pathetic (Not sure if they were saying my idea was stupid and pathetic or if I am)

JayD
January 6th, 2013, 06:06 PM
Offline (One the phone)-
Washing Machine (I don't even...)
Duck (I don't even remember why my friends started calling me like that)

Online-
None that I can think of right now.

WarriorCat
January 6th, 2013, 06:13 PM
I never really get out enough for someone to really call me anything, but I get random compliments and insults though.

I remember about a year ago, I was listening to a Death Metal song(I still remember, it was Eradication by All Shall Perish), and an old lady said even though I'm pretty, I'm am going to burn in hell and have pineapples shoved up my a*s, I was like WTF.

PikachuAddict
January 6th, 2013, 06:25 PM
I've been called an alien before. And I've been told that I was going to burn in hell for all eternity.

pikakitten
January 6th, 2013, 07:47 PM
You are so annoying.
You are banned from coming to the Pokemon name race or whatver it was called xD

and an idiot but friendly not like I hate you xD

Crux
January 6th, 2013, 08:01 PM
I never really get out enough for someone to really call me anything, but I get random compliments and insults though.

I remember about a year ago, I was listening to a Death Metal song(I still remember, it was Eradication by All Shall Perish), and an old lady said even though I'm pretty, I'm am going to burn in hell and have pineapples shoved up my a*s, I was like WTF.

^Lmfao

Offline:
Boomer (I can be loud when I want to... :})
Hell-Kite (A college football coach... I guess it wasn't entirety unjustified...)
Janus
Inspector (Don't even ask...)

Online:
Ummidia fragaria (a trapdoor spider, I can't remember if it was this exact one or not, the guy was weird... it was on an online game, and for fault of the tactic I had employed.)
Janus (It was a completely different person who called me this online, and it kinda weirded me out.)

Sassy Milkshake
January 6th, 2013, 08:53 PM
None I can remember besides "girl with the face" when someone can't remember my name.

Urugamosu
January 6th, 2013, 09:03 PM
Online:
AlienFace
Faeces

Offline:
Allzo
Zaggy
Ali Baba

Noah Ridgewood
January 6th, 2013, 09:45 PM
When I first started my job, one of my coworkers saw I had really nice, somewhat small hands. To the point where they were kind of girly looking, I think? So he called me Tinkerbell because of my small hands. I thought it was hilarious.

Phantom
January 6th, 2013, 10:19 PM
Aside from a lot of people calling my my last name...

Online:
Phantom, Phanty, Ash, nasa, Not So Silent One

Offline:
Ash, Pooh (parents), Phantom, Scoot-Scoot...

Okay Scoot Scoot, I HATE with FIRE LIKE PASSION OF A THOUSAND SUNS. I got it in softball. I was running to home plate and slide trying to beat the ball, of which was overthrown. I missed the damn plate, and was like half a foot short... so I uh, scooted.

Then the entire team started to call me that.

I hate them all so, so much.

Hikamaru
January 6th, 2013, 10:21 PM
Offline, I do get called a lot of names but they're offensive so I won't list them.

As for online, I often get called Miss Chatterbox because I'm so talkative.

Alli
January 6th, 2013, 10:32 PM
Online, I don't have weird names. Offline, the weirdest name I've been called was probably Jew Bean. My nickname in marching band is Jew (not really Jewish, not going into that story either) and this guy in my geology lab this past fall semester started calling me Jew Bean. Kinda funny, but still weird.

Oh. Well I guess even more weird is my full band nickname. Little Red Riding HermaphroJewBait.

Talli
January 7th, 2013, 09:35 AM
The only ones I have heard is:

" Worlds worst shopper" and " Princess misery"

outfox
January 7th, 2013, 09:53 AM
"Short." Everywhere I go. Not like it's false, otherwise I might have a problem with it, but it stands out like a flaw. Like a disability, even.

"Freckles" is also common, one I especially appreciate when I pretend whoever is calling me that is Sawyer from LOST.

Brynjolf
January 7th, 2013, 06:37 PM
Online.. I just get called by my name. Or not even anything at all. Got called Jimmy for a while though.

Offline I'm called anything from crazy-ass lunatic to chill-as-a-cham. I don't know.

Katamari
January 7th, 2013, 06:40 PM
Offline - Ash, Baby, Booboo

Online - Harpy, Azalea, bbyqurl (I'm looking at you Shucklulz)

stiles
January 7th, 2013, 06:46 PM
I don't have a specific name, but people like to tell me there's no way I'm really white? lol I take it as a backwards compliment.

Shining Raichu
January 12th, 2013, 05:12 PM
Does Andy count as a nickname?

I don't think I've been given any online nicknames except for things like "Raichu" and "Shining" and "Shinychuu" but they're all plays on my PC username lol.

Offline, I've had a few. I've been called Fatty (affectionately by my best friend), Boozie (the nickname I was given at birth - the oo sound is like in 'book'), Shorty (by my manager because I'm tall) and Harry Potter. Apparently if you have brown hair and wear glasses, you're Harry Potter.

Sammi
January 12th, 2013, 06:41 PM
My boss calls me peanut, because that's the size of my bladder. I got tipsy while staying in a hotel room with her, and eventually, I had to pee every 15 minutes. Thus, peanut. Probably the only nickname I have that's not based on my name. And that's appropriate for PC; my roommate calls me some strange things sometimes. :p

Generally I'm not a huge fan of strange nicknames. I'm such a soursport.

curiousnathan
January 12th, 2013, 07:15 PM
Online:
- Cur.
- Nate.
- Natalie.
- Nath.
- bby.

Offline:
- Nath
- Fangbanger
- Nofo (Nathan + Mofo)
- Nayfun
- Natun
- Celery
- Harry (from One Direction -.-)
- Uni
- Chicken Legs
- Battz
- Battery
- ******

Nearsighted king of Ice
January 13th, 2013, 02:22 AM
Online: Skippy (I called my friend that and he called me that too...)
Offline: Gorilla (they say it's because I smile a lot...I don't get it)

Hannah
January 13th, 2013, 04:10 AM
Nobody calls me anything mean, except for 'rabbit' or 'mouse.' They make fun of me because of my abnormally large-ish teeth. I'd rather the rabbit, 'cause mice freak me out.

Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog
January 15th, 2013, 08:38 PM
I think the weirdest thing I've ever been called was Spank. I had a friend who always called me that. One time we were at a school dance, and I was "dancing", and I slapped myself in the rear. xD The name stuck forever. Like, until she moved. I miss her coming into school and shouting "yo, Spank!" down the hallway. :c

Oh, also this guy at a department store called me "young man". I'm a girl, mind you. (I was like, really self conscious the rest of the day, like I went straight to the bathroom after, just looking in the mirror wondering, "do I really look like a guy?")

One of my other friends calls me husbando. Now *that's* a long story.

Sableye~
January 16th, 2013, 09:59 AM
Oh, also this guy at a department store called me "young man". I'm a girl, mind you. (I was like, really self conscious the rest of the day, like I went straight to the bathroom after, just looking in the mirror wondering, "do I really look like a guy?")
Oh gosh. D:
That would bother me haha. I wonder if he was joking or legitimately thought you were a man?
I've had people refer to me as a guy as means of making fun of my dark clothes, but they never are serious about it. Still gets on my nerves, though.

Forever
January 20th, 2013, 06:37 AM
Online: Nica (isn't actually my real name, surprising ik!), Neekah (idk at some point someone might've iirc but it was probably Gym or someone), Neekers (vrai used to say this and idk i feel like someone else did but idr who but i remember VRAI DID).

...yeah that's p much really really lol. Gymnotide might've given me random nicknames but he didn't really follow through with them and he gave them to everyone??

IRL idk people have never really called me anything, although I remember one of the nicknames to insult me this girl gave me in primary school "Spageeka" oh and p sure I got called after Daddy Long Legs. Yeah I had a great childhood.

Cosmotone8
January 20th, 2013, 06:56 AM
Offline:
Squidward (because I play clarinet)
Welker (My name is Weston irl, and Wes Welker is one of the best players on the Patriots)
Cadet (I stare off into space a lot xD)
Wesley (Not fond of this one. My names Weston not Wesley. )

Online
Cosmo (obvious reasons)

That's pretty much it. Not very online nicknames, as you can see.