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March 13th, 2013, 12:50 AM
Your Favourite Gaming Quotes
With so many games around so many epic lines, like the one above, I ask you, what are your favourite gaming quotes from any game at all. It can be on any platform, any type of game and released at any time.
One of my favourites has to be "GET OVER HERE!" from Mortal Kombat, by Scorpion. I love Mortal Kombat and I have since it came out and he is my favourite character to date, so naturally one of his lines would be my top quotes!
What are yours?
March 13th, 2013, 1:57 AM
One of my favorites has to be a seriously badass boast from Alex Mercer to Colonel Taggart in [PROTOTYPE]: "NOTHING CAN PROTECT YOU FROM ME! NOT MEN! NOT WEAPONS! NOT ARMOR!"
Even more awesome is the following quote when Taggart brings out a pathetic three tanks to try and stop Mercer: "LIKE IT'S GONNA MAKE A DIFFERENCE!"
March 13th, 2013, 2:06 AM
"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."
Cliche - buuut, Skyrim is an amazing game so it was only obligatory to mention. :]
March 13th, 2013, 6:04 AM
"I could be dead by tomorrow morning. Should have changed my underwear." Kamille Bidan in Dynasty Warriors Gundam 2
"What a horrible night to have a curse" Simon's Quest
"You and your friends are dead. Game Over." Friday 13th
"We've managed to avoid drowning." MGS2
And many more I can't think of right now.
March 13th, 2013, 7:36 AM
"So admit it..... Don't I look cool in the game screens? Those long, muscular legs on my sturdy toned frame.... I'm the perfect specimen of a man ..... What!?!? You say I look fat and my quadruple chin looks like a waterfall of flab? Shut up! That's just because you have your television set up on widescreen display!" - Wario (Wario World)
"Should've been called WARIO Golf! Still, you gonna love it!" - Wario (Mario Golf)
"I pounded down a healthy cup of sugar (with just a dash of coffee) for breakfast." - Wario (Warioware Mega Micro Games)
"H-H-H-HURRY UP!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fihc2ONQ5v0)" - Wario (Wario Land 4)
"It's-a Wii! Wario!" - Wario (Warioware: Smooth Moves)
"Behold the TELMET! Television! Teleportin'! And, uh, it's a helmet." - Wario (Wario: Master of Disguise)
Basically anything Wario, really.
Also this is a great one from Kid Icarus Uprising. Not exactly a quote, but still.
Pit: "Yeah, I know, I used them in the last brawl."
Palutina: "Brawl?! How horrible! Are you hurt?"
Pit: "No way! It was a SMASH!"
Palutina: "I just can't imagine YOU in a Melee!"
Pit: "...That's because I wasn't"
A recent one that I liked:
"I think it's time for Jack...to let'er rip!" - Raiden (Metal Gear Rising)
Evil Stud Muffin
March 13th, 2013, 8:04 AM
"Oh hey, its that dog!"
"Well, I see that the President has equipped his daughter with ballistics too!"
"Where's everyone going, Bingo?"
From the amazing masterpiece of game dialog that is Resident Evil 4. If you don't know why these are hilarious, the way they are said is amazing.
March 13th, 2013, 10:16 AM
Well, I don't know if the following are my favourite, but they have thus far been very memorable to me:
"DO NOT TEASE THE OCTOPUS" - Ultros (Final Fantasy VI)
"..." - Cloud (Final Fantasy VII)
"Don't you need my brain power?" - Lucca (Chrono Trigger) ~ More like fire power.
"HEY! LISTEN!" - Navi (Ocarina of Time) ~ Probably my least favourite quote.
"Snick! My switch was turned on!" - Burgh (Pokemon Black/White) ~You won't believe how hard I LOL'd when I first heard this.
"This is bad! Bad for Team Plasma! Or Plasbad, for short!" - Team Plasma Grunt (Pokemon Black/White)
"I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!" - Youngster (Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow)
"Everyone has psychic power. People just don't realize it." - Sabrina (Pokemon Yellow/FR/LG)
"You're too slow!" - Sonic (Super Smash Bros. Brawl)
"Spankety, spankety, spankety!" - Porky (Earthbound)
"here goes no something." - Mr. Saturn (Mother 3)
"we are fulgrate." - Mr. Saturn (Mother 3)
"All the info is there, except for the info that isn't there." - Librarian (Earthbound)
"Yesno, you will won't." - Moonside resident (Earthbound)
"It can dry anything in mere minutes, even long hair, afros, panties, and Asian beauties!" - Dr. Andonuts (Mother 3) ~I know it's racist, but still, LOL.
"YOU REAP WHAT YOU SEW-SO-SO GREETINGS CHEESE POPSICLE THE NUMBER YOU HAVE DIALED IS CURRENTLY OUT OF PORK CHOPS FROM EAST TO WEST IT GOES GOES BROKEN BROKEN OH SO-SO-SEW BROKEN..." - Miss Marshmallow (Mother 3)
March 13th, 2013, 11:22 AM
I like shorts they're comfy and easy to wear!
March 13th, 2013, 11:49 AM
"TURTLE!" (Exdeath: Dissidia)
"The defence would like to cross examine the witnesses pet parrot!" (phoenix wright)
"What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk...have at you!" (Dracula: Castlevania Darcula X Rondo of Blood)
"Suffer and suffer well so I can savor your misery!" (Yo****sugu Otani: Sengoku Basara 3 Samurai Heroes)
"Hey by the way... Do you know what the fine here is for necrophilia? I would like to know." (Hinalu Hlaalu: ((or what ever is her name alchemist in Skingrad)) Oblivion) That last one always shocks me. I mean...why.
March 13th, 2013, 11:56 AM
Anything from Star Fox 64, really. Most quotable game of all time, lol.
"You can't beat me! I've got better ship!"
"I can't believe I lost to this scum!"
"Daddy screamed really good before he died." (anything Pigma says really)
"Never give up. Trust your instincts."
"Annoying bird. I am the great Leon!"
"Cocky little freaks!"
"So you have a girlfriend, mate? I bet she has a fine beard." (Radiata Stories) :laugh:
"You cannot grasp the true form of Giygas' attack!" (Earthbound/Mother 2)
"Then put down your sword. As a descendant of Baldo, the crusader of light, I will not betray you." Sigurd (FE4)
"Why, when we all desire the same results, do people choose such different paths?” Ashley (Wild ARMs 2)
"Pick a god and pray!" Fredrick (FE13)
"Fate has no forgiveness for those who dare stand against it." (Chrono Cross game over screen)
"It shall be engraved upon your soul!" Lenneth (Valkyrie Profile)
March 13th, 2013, 3:10 PM
"This is my Story" - Auron, FF X
"Got it memorized?" - Axel, Kingdom Hearts II
"And then, we can go see Santa! Erm...but first, the Heartless!" - Sora, KH II
"is this a dream....or is it...real?" - Sora, KH II
"Whaddya say to one last showdown?" - Ocelot, MGS3
"I see you" - The End, MGS3
March 13th, 2013, 4:00 PM
One of my favorite lines would have to come fro, from Warcraft 3 Frozen Throne where the demon assisting Sylvanas says the line "Wake up, time to die." when he's going to attack an enemy nearby.
March 14th, 2013, 2:29 PM
Well, here are some of my favorite quotes:
"All your base are belong to us." Zero Wing, as shown by Fabio.
"Your welcome Dizzy Devil." Tiny Toon Adventures Buster's hidden treasure, probably what started the Your and You're grammar error.
"Friendship... Friendship? again?" MK3, I thought this to be quite funny after Shao Kahn said it with surprise.
"Doug Duem! Don't think I'm going to bend over for you!" Digimon World 2. I didn't understand this at first, but boy did I laugh a lot when I replayed this again XD
"Cynthia... are you okay?" Silent Hill 4. I was waiting for Cynthia to say "I'm fine" or something like that because of all the blood in the room. Harry, you don't say?
March 18th, 2013, 1:57 PM
"Well, if it isn't that b**** in the red dress." - Jack Krauser; Resident Evil 4
"You may be able to prolong your life, but it's not like you can escape your inevitable death, is it?" - Jack Krauser; Resident Evil 4
"Your right hand comes off?" - Leon Kennedy; Resident Evil 4
"Goddammit, I trusted you! F*** you... and f*** your Marker!" - Isaac Clarke; Dead Space 2
"You can't spell assassin without sin... and twice the ass!" - Deadpool; Marvel Vs Capcom 3
March 18th, 2013, 2:33 PM
"Down, Sword Hand!"- Owain; Fire Emblem: Awakening
"This city have very yummy sand! This city delicious!"- Quina Quen; Final Fantasy IX
"Aiya! What big stone! Why you all watch stone? Is stone edible? Or is for barbecue? No answer... I think I lick it."- Quina Quen; Final Fantasy IX
March 18th, 2013, 3:28 PM
"There are ants on your feet. Please don’t continue in that direction, as you might step on them.'' Mother 3.
"You're not me!" Persona 4.
March 18th, 2013, 3:50 PM
Pretty much anything that was Tales of related:
"Repede's male..." - Yuri Lowell (Tales of Vesperia)
"Oh yes... OH GOD YES!" - Raven (Tales of Vesperia)
"Prepare to die, eggbear!" - Yuri Lowell [in Karol's acted voice...] (Tales of Vesperia)
"Well said... I will make those words your last, REPLICA!" - Asch, the Bloody (Tales of Abyss)
"Victory! Belongs to! The most! SEXY! Dead sexy!" - Zelos Wilder (Tales of Symphonia)
"I lied. The coffee was actually hot." - Lloyd Irving (Tales of Symphonia)
"Too... much... Testosterone! Can't breathe!" - Zelos Wilder (Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World)
"No, he's crazy on the inside too..." - Luke fon Fabre & Guy (Tales of Abyss)
"This was an item from the heavens!" - Ange Serena (Tales of Innocence)
"A sighs four, that is!" - Tenebrae (Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the new World)
"That damn exercise machine must of been a scam!" - Decus (Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the new World)
But, I do also love the quotes from Kid Icarus Uprising:
Palutena: I'm sensing treasure somewhere to your left.
Pit: How do you know that?
Palutina: From the heavens, I can see through your laurel crown to divine your surroundings!
Pit: Really? That's amazing!
Palutena: And that's not all I can see, Pit. I can also see what's in your heart.
Pit: Oh...Heh heh...That's really...something.
Palutina: So you better not be thinking anything... naughty!
Pit: What!? How did you--
Palutina: Just kidding! Seriously, reading hearts through laurel crowns?
Pit: I know...I was...also...kidding.
Palutina: Sure you were.
March 20th, 2013, 8:23 PM
Kreese: You know those happy pills are great when you wash 'em down with a little scotch
Howard: I like to wash down my scotch with a little scotch.
Kreese: I like to wash down the scotch that I poured that scotch with, with a little more scotch.
Howard: I like scotch!
Kreese: I like scotch!
But this one takes the cake:
March 21st, 2013, 7:58 AM
"Metal gear" -Solid Snake
March 21st, 2013, 12:51 PM
ON MY MARK (http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/%22On_My_Mark!%22), SHAKE IT (http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/%22Shake_It_Off!%22) FOR GREAT JUSTICE (http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/%22For_Great_Justice!%22)
Combining characters' lines with the right timing makes for the most amusing quotes. The Tribes games have the best potential for this.
"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."
Cliche - buuut, Skyrim is an amazing game so it was only obligatory to mention. :]
"What is better — to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" — Paarthurnax
In all seriousness, it's a great line given the context.
March 21st, 2013, 2:24 PM
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
Cave Johnson. Portal 2.
March 26th, 2013, 11:30 PM
Nia Lochane, Infinite Space (When finding the wreckage of Pavlov's Battleship)
"He thought he was gonna bag him some big prey - Looks like he got bagged himself."
Nia Lochane to Yianni Pavlov (After rescuing him from his ships wreckage)
"Aww Pavlov, your face got all messed up!"
"Thats low. My face has always looked like this."
GREL Leader, Heavy Gear II (After destroying the GREL encampment)
"Thank you, for helping me escape this madness."
Marza Dreadnaught, Sins of a Solar Empire (Selection/action sounds)
"Time to kick some ass"
'They're as good as dead"
April 6th, 2013, 3:55 AM
Mine would be from the Elder Scrolls Series:
"When I will walk the earth again, the Faithful among you shall receive your reward: to be set above all other mortals forever. As for the rest: the weak shall be winnowed: the timid shall be cast down: the mighty shall tremble at my feet and pray for pardon."
What's yours? ;D
April 6th, 2013, 6:33 PM
Sonic: (lands on an island) Phew! So far, so good! (looks up and sees Shadow on a nearby tree) Hey, that's...
Shadow: (sees Sonic as well) That blue hedgehog again?! Of all places...
Sonic: I found you, faker!
Shadow: Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here! You're comparing yourself to me? Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake!
Sonic: I'll make you eat those words! ~ Sonic Adventure 2 (I was too lazy to memorise, so I went to wikiquotes).
"I HAVE FURY!" - Fawful
"I will find my own purpose... and purge this planet of all who oppose me, human and Pokémon alike! The world will heed my warning: The Reign of Mewtwo will soon begin". - Mewtwo
April 6th, 2013, 8:08 PM
"Oh hey, he shapeshifted into a dead guy!"
"Here lies Scout. He ran fast, and died a virgin."
"I NEVER WAS ON YOUR SIDE EITHER! ... wa****."
"Hudda hudda huh."
"DUHUHAHAAA that slaps me on the knee."
"Hu-hah, the spoils of war."
All from Team Fortress 2.
April 7th, 2013, 5:38 AM
My all-time favorite quote, the one I will always remember:
"Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"
Vaas' most famous quote. The passion in Vaas' voice is amazing when he speaks this, there is real meaning behind it. If you have watched the cutscene in which he says this quote, it all links in to the game so well - what he says makes you think and it's almost as if Vaas is interacting with you.
April 7th, 2013, 5:51 AM
"This castle is a creature of chaos. It may take many incarnations." ~Alucard, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.
"TURTLE!" ~ExDeath, Dissidia.
April 7th, 2013, 9:43 AM
This quote amuses me much: |D;
Nagakura Shinpachi: If you're big enough badass, everybody'll be like, "Damn, better not start sh*t with him, that'd be a bad idea." So nobody starts fights, and that means no wars! (Hakuouki - Demon of the Fleeting Blossom)
April 18th, 2013, 6:12 PM
Dominic Maddox: Which one should we start with first?
Thalia Kael: The ugly one.
Dominic: ...Can you be more specific?
April 18th, 2013, 7:12 PM
I'll jump on the Portal 2 bandwagon with quite literally everything said by GLaDOS, Cave Johnson, Wheatley, the personality cores, and Chell.
Well done. Here come the test results: "You are a horrible person." That's what it says: a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for … quite a bit longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage. But don't be alarmed, all right? Although, if you do feel alarm, try to hold onto that feeling, because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage.
This next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, word of advice: If you meet yourself on the testing track, don't make eye contact. Lab boys tell me that'll wipe out time. Entirely. Forward and backward! So do both of yourselves a favor and just let that handsome devil go about his business.
I'll tell ya, it's times like this I wish I had a waist so I could wear all my black belts. Yeah, I'm a black belt. In pretty much everything. Karate. Larate. Jiu Jitsu. Kick punching. Belt making. Taekwondo… Bedroom.
In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this.
And a little bonus from Joker of Mass Effect 3:
I'm immune to your facts and logic!
April 19th, 2013, 4:49 AM
"Do you remember my super-cool Rattata? My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It's like my Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattata. Do you know what I'm saying?"
I don't have one particular favorite, but reading the above, it reminded me that Joker from Mass Effect did have quite a few I can remember (from ME2, at least).
"Why can't we go to war against a fuzzy planet? A dangerous one, but still fuzzy."
"What I can't stand about deep space is radio stations from two years ago. My gosh, we were idiots."
"There's another alien aboard, commander. Thanks... why couldn't you just go collect coins or plates or something?"
April 20th, 2013, 11:40 PM
I'm proably misquoting this one, but heres one from Wrex (Tuchunka, with Javik in squad)
"Sometimes I wonder if this is a warship or a traveling freakshow."
Heres another from Joker (Citadel DLC)
"I brought some people with me that like getting shot at!"
April 21st, 2013, 1:05 AM
"Should you be alive, if it's even possible to continue to exist in these sealed lands, one day perhaps you will make atonement for what you've done." - Lord Emon
"If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh." - Magus
"Would you kindly." - Atlas
Snow Villiers: "People are not yours to use!"
Galenth Dysley: "What else does one do with tools?"